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#2116 (-3/359) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth
#8004 (-3/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Linguica> I was on the phone
<Linguica> with a girl who i am pretty sure likes me
<Linguica> and i saw this
<mewse_> heh
<Linguica> and i was like "i have to go now"
<mewse_> haha
<mewse_> batman dons his cowl
#10820 (-3/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
#14404 (-3/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over
#21828 (-3/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ash|revising> logs are for beavers
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#837 (-3/363) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth against someone's vagina and fill them up with your regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever
#39493 (-3/195) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Ozstryker18: how do u spell that flower
Ozstryker18: toolups
#13894 (-3/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<sat985> u know how to overlock the chip defcon?
<Bouyo> Put your processor into mineral oil and you can overclock a 300 Mhz to 1.5 Ghz ( This has been done )
#17222 (-3/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM
<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE
<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN
<cX> FROM MERICA
#36422 (-3/189) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(23:55:23) (TCLe): ((Argh..it's like a migrane or something. I need to smother my face in a pillow for a long long time...))
*4 hours later*
(04:05:27) (TCLe): Aww...damnit
(04:05:34) (TCLe): I fell asleep ><Comment: #rotfw irc.esper.net
#5447 (-3/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling?
<Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased.
<The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms.
<JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing
#14407 (-3/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem
<Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable
<Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable
#28487 (-3/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<jay> looking at these xp boot screens with Catherine Zeta Jones
<paperlf> that's like sticking her poster on a nasty dumpster
<paperlf> but i'd bootup to her anyday.
#8776 (-3/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Yurmaster> I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
#32072 (-3/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<splice> jewbag sounds like one of those old dragon warrior enemies who steals your gold
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#56136 (-3/653) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday
<zarkyb> Did you kill him?
#12105 (-3/230) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating?
#1098 (-3/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com
#3146 (-3/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<sDB> angelic smells of trout
<angelic> morning
#36426 (-3/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<JaneLame> who the fcuk is nick berg
<JaneLame> the guy britney married?
#10571 (-3/191) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Harrit> dv you arround?
<Bionic_6> digital video it all around us
<Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe
<Bionic_6> the water u drink
<Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck
<Bionic_6> everywhere
<Harrit> dv8... you still around?
<Harrit> smart ass
#11851 (-3/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)
#29003 (-3/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mattyo> A long long time ago
<mattyo> there lived a man in a cave
<mattyo> a large man, whom had no emotions
<mattyo> day in and day out this man lived by beating on the weak
<mattyo> he would gather peoples address via the whois data base
<mattyo> and hunt them down
#31051 (-3/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Neo was killed by shark498
shark498: goodbye mr. anderson
Neo was killed by XERiM
XERiM: it is... inevitable
shark498: lol
XERiM wa killed by Neo
shark498 was killed by Neo
Neo: it ends tonight
XERiM: hahahaha
shark498: lolComment: HALO
#34123 (-3/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Eruntje> brain waves?
<Eruntje> i have brain tsunami'sComment: #MxO on stratics
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