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<JaneLame> who the fcuk is nick berg
<JaneLame> the guy britney married? |
#10571 (-3/191) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Harrit> dv you arround?
<Bionic_6> digital video it all around us
<Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe
<Bionic_6> the water u drink
<Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck
<Bionic_6> everywhere
<Harrit> dv8... you still around?
<Harrit> smart ass |
#11851 (-3/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :) |
#29003 (-3/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mattyo> A long long time ago
<mattyo> there lived a man in a cave
<mattyo> a large man, whom had no emotions
<mattyo> day in and day out this man lived by beating on the weak
<mattyo> he would gather peoples address via the whois data base
<mattyo> and hunt them down |
#31051 (-3/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Neo was killed by shark498
shark498: goodbye mr. anderson
Neo was killed by XERiM
XERiM: it is... inevitable
shark498: lol
XERiM wa killed by Neo
shark498 was killed by Neo
Neo: it ends tonight
XERiM: hahahaha
shark498: lolComment: HALO
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#34123 (-3/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Eruntje> brain waves?
<Eruntje> i have brain tsunami'sComment: #MxO on stratics
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#844 (-3/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<fishead> puppies are great... but sheep are just like the real thing. |
#1612 (-3/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[PhReAk]> i have a problem, i have an +++ATH0 modem bomber but when i use it it disconnects me from the internet, what is the problem? |
#3917 (-3/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers
<FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow. ;-)
<mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad.
<FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it.
<FlipTopBx> where's he live?
<mightyflo> the land of kirk
<FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then |
#4429 (-3/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<tr0n> I want a brazil renderfarm licence. =(
<EvilKosh> AND ALSO A REGULAR FARM WITH SEXY TEEN SLUTS WHO GET IT ON WITH FARM ANIMALS |
#6733 (-3/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's collapse of a massive Jenga tower in this Atlanta suburb. |
#1103 (-3/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers
*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54) |
#7247 (-3/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<sylwia> I'm drawing black people
<sylwia> for a poster for my english class
<sylwia> I think I made tham too black
<sylwia> you can't really see their faces |
#20815 (-3/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<FMJaguar> how do i erase a minidisc, either in the real world or the matrix world
<FMJaguar> both are acceptable
<Zaximus> FMJ: It depends on how lazy you are
<Zaximus> if you are very lazy, you can erase the minidisc in teh real world by breaking it into pieces and throwing it out
<Zaximus> if you are very lazy, you can erase the minidisc in the Matrix by shutting down the Matrix :) |
#53071 (-3/223) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<divinesnake> You know you're a nerd when you would rather sniff 1gig of ram than a hot girls bra.Comment: #ramen on efnet
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#7248 (-3/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!! |
#15696 (-3/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<dem-> how long does it take for best to turn up my FR from 128 to 384? like
a day or so?
<PetrDoubt> About 5 minutes, I think. Now ask how long PacBell takes. |
#33360 (-3/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<eslice> my little brother is failing english
<eslice> does the dumbass want to stay back?
<Blingo`> is this a trick question?Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#62544 (-3/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get
<bizzy> alternately do you have one to give me
<hep> the biggest one
<acidjazz> hep waddya use it for?
<hep> everything
<bizzy> ok so its like dildo shopping
<bizzy> now i got itComment: #bantown
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#7761 (-3/200) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?! |
#13393 (-3/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find
<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?
<argol> They are in another room
<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?
<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =( |
#33617 (-3/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(@Sh3kel) I'm bored to the point I'm considering installing Black and White :/ |
#37201 (-3/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Jigga> The forums are slower than a Jew writing a cheque.Comment: #mikernet on irc.mikernet.org
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#300881 (-3/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Maxnice27: dude
Maxnice27: u there ??
Maxnice27: need counsel
JimBastard: sup
JimBastard: type "~" to access the console |
#55633 (-3/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@DarkElf> hell of a way to spend valentines day, watching a girl having an orgasm while learning to ride a horse (no, its not farm erotica) and doing statistics
<@DarkElf> can you tell i need a girlfriend
<@momo_the_terrible> that's a neat trick
<@momo_the_terrible> simultaneously watching a girl have an orgasm and studying stats
<@momo_the_terrible> wish I had that talent back in school :)
<@DarkElf> multitasking is great nowadaysComment: irc.bunker7.net
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