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#18889 (1/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<do0ne> what does it mean when explorer crashes often.
<DarkAppariti0n> Lol
<DarkAppariti0n> jo0 suck
<DarkAppariti0n> ;)
<do0ne> obviously
#21194 (1/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[Perdition] I have broadband, but it makes me look fat
#40394 (1/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<strike_force> how big is the file?
<gabagoo> 7½ inches
<strike_force> my penis is not a file
#203 (1/483) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
#1483 (1/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and moving up and down (2001)) @ 192 strokes per second. (0:13/0:27)
Syswear: Geek & Gamer T-shirts. Discount code QDBREADER
#30668 (1/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
-edwards.servehttp.com- *** You were forced to join #GAYBUTTSECKS
#8909 (1/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia
#28877 (1/215) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<wild-> oh its the hives that sing it
<wild-> i get confused by all these 'the' bands
#3791 (1/195) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ScumDog> in some ways, I wish I could sit around picking bananas all day
#7888 (1/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it!
<Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt
<Bung-Eye> it didn't work though
<Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/
#13521 (1/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!
#10707 (1/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<BloodFromStone> I suck at weeping... But, ill try my best...
#30419 (1/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+Tsuroki> Hey Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Hey Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Hello Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Fuck you Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
* Steve was kicked by AfroServ (Stop repeating yourself!)
<+Tsuroki> Steve will have 0 user-controllable functions besides myself.
<+Tsuroki> Im tired of him being abused just because Im new to this shit.
<@AmericanIdle> Tsuroki: It makes good Bash quotes, however.
#32467 (1/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Andiroo> On a chanserv or a nickserv are there logs for incorrect logins?
<Ray> I don't know.  But if it's logs that you are after, I could drop two on your chest for you?
#3029 (1/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Acero> Acero = Steel
<Acero> my nick used to be Steel
<Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel
<BaNe> yer nick should be puddin
<BaNe> not steel
Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
#10965 (1/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.
#21973 (1/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* BigD slaps BigD around a bit with a large trout
<SirKarls> hey bigd seems like u are bored
<BigD> yes]
<SirKarls> do u know www.bash.org ?
<BigD> no
<Black_Raven> i do
<Black_Raven> its funny u may like it
<Black_Raven> ur a racist right D?
<BigD> of course
<SirKarls> lol
<Black_Raven> click Bottom for jokes u would like
#50646 (1/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Julius: dude so my sis knows a girl right
Julius: an this girl
Julius: used mayo as a sexual lube one night
Julius: so
Julius: next couple of days
Julius: she gets unexplained orgasms
Julius: so she goes to the doctor
Julius: and
Julius: boom
Julius: maggots
Julius: a la vagina
Comment: ... out of KY? Check the fridge...
#32471 (1/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@eXistenZi> yo
<@eXistenZi> what do u type
<@eXistenZi> to get into the config
<@SkiLLz`> for the router?
<@eXistenZi> yeah
<@SkiLLz`> k
<@SkiLLz`> first go to command prompt
<@SkiLLz`> then type
<@SkiLLz`> echo "I'm a dipshit"
<@SkiLLz`> then format c:
<@SkiLLz`> done
<@SkiLLz`> and done
<@eXistenZi> C:\Documents and Settings\eXistenZi>echo "stfu skillz"
<@eXistenZi> "stfu skillz"
Comment: no comment.
#11994 (1/186) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */ return 0; }
#33242 (1/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.
Comment: #ramen on EFNet
#19419 (1/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<amb_> i'm almost finished dev on my own os
<amb_> called negrOS
<greenz> racist
<nightfire> does it go around stealing software?
#10718 (1/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
HiTtHiS2002 : i'd drive by with all the neons on... and guys everywhere in a 1/4 mile radius would run to the nearest bathroom to nut one
BeHeMoTh101 : who needs a bathroom
BeHeMoTh101 : that's why god invented pants
#223 (1/480) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#2271 (1/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF I WAS GAY
<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER
<gloOmer> RAPED
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