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#2908 (-3/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability
<DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am
#53597 (-3/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<yo> my GF just dumped me :(
<wer> why?
<yo> she said I spent too much time with computers and not with her...
#39774 (-3/203) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Hurricane> My brother had to be a DJ at these special children's dance
<Hurricane> and he started playing a song called "Lets get retarded"
<LF> taking someone elses joke,
<LF> makes you retarded
#351 (-3/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute
#7776 (-3/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode
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#15712 (-3/145) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<PetrDoubt> "Blackout for 00Q1 begins on 04/07, so there should be plenty of time for the options to be credited to your account before then."
<PetrDoubt> Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2000 16:29:31 -0700
<PetrDoubt> Thanks, Verio!
#47456 (-3/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< teferi> I lost the office pool
< teferi> damn
<+res0> aww, no more swimming at work
#97 (-3/465) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
#2657 (-3/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus on boobies 4) *click* 5) /dccsend confuzion boobie.jpg 6) repeat process for bottom portion of body. *note* do not mix up steps please follow corect order. thank you.
#2913 (-3/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick?
<ding> HAWT PAWKETS
#6242 (-3/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina
#7778 (-3/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some
<Booger> mmm, some
#19298 (-3/165) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<melvin> eggdrops are elite tools
<melvin> very easy fizi!
<melvin> in fact, I think you should do it
<melvin> lilo is elite
<FiZi> [ melvin ] Serious?
<melvin> why yes, would I lie to you in hopes that we could laugh at you because you fucked your computer up?
#27234 (-3/193) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* shogun came to get down
* shogun came to get down
* Lv jumps around
* jebman goes down too
<jebman> ohh wait....
#26211 (-3/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<NIH> Dec 12 1917
<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead.
<NIH> Worst... or best?
Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
#10852 (-3/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<yuu_> Am I lagged?
<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow
<yuu_> feh
<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?
<yuu_> are you not funny?
<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple
<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies
-> [yuu_] PING
[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec
<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual
#11876 (-3/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
#19300 (-3/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<no-> I love gamesnet and this joyous environment
<[gZ-r]oi> that assrammer makes me feel a little uncomfortable however
#613 (-3/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<truss1> it's an e10k man
<madog-> yes adduser scottx
<madog-> i dont care i just wanna run a bot from it
#869 (-3/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?
#17254 (-3/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about banging rzr's sister
#39782 (-3/161) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<CellyWili> I'm.... Filipino/Japanese/Chinese with a hint of Spanish....
<CellyWili> O.o;
<Arata> That's so many insults in one that i'm at a loss for words.
#19815 (-3/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*** RaithBed is now known as RaithSweating
<Sorrow> wtf is Raith doing sweating in bed ?
#29032 (-3/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Lepper> it was trinity launching her attack on teh matrixComment: during east coast power outage
#11113 (-3/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Vectro0n> Stupid is just clogging up your eyes..>.o
<Vectro0n> Hm...Should I attack this dolt...?
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