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#20478 (0/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
«{dR}-Cobra» i had my gf whack me off cause she couldnt give head all that well
«{dR}-Cobra» i told her to go faster and she gagged, i told her she sucked
«{dR}-Cobra» but not very good |
#21246 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Kyle> All the EfNet servers are connected, right? |
#25086 (0/388) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
03:20 * irc_bob lols.
03:20 < iddqd> hahahahaha, you said the l wordComment: #monoxide on irc.freenode.net
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#51198 (0/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Enjoi> I'm not going to stop a drug habit just because my life is getting in the way. |
#31232 (-1/433) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
NMCHAZ: how far can u deepthroat that??
TIGHT_LIPS: it goes all the way into my tight ass, babe |
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#33024 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<splice> digdug, when you search for "ramen" communities on orkut, the first result is "Gay Sacramento"
<Digested> haha
<Digested> coincidence? i think not |
#1025 (-1/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(phoenix30) napster is taking filenames and putting them all in reverse order
(Pioneer-) prolly some stoopid polish version |
#10500 (-1/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me?
<hep> cause you dont put out
<Encapsulate> Dude, I so do.
<Encapsulate> You even have pictures, that you taunt me with.
<hep> lies!
<Encapsulate> Sure, I was drugged up and unconscious, but I PUT OUT!
<hep> well yeah you put out THEN
<Encapsulate> You said so!
<hep> but I mean i spent a FORTUNE in roofies! |
#16900 (-1/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[ctcp(the_sponge)] PING
ùíù CTCP PING reply from The_Sponge: +++ATH |
#10508 (-1/184) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200
<Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)
<Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300
<cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning :)
<Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am winning. DUH. |
#4111 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_< |
#30736 (-1/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MajereDB8> wtf was that avril link again
<reppy> good god i can't stand her
<reppy> like normally
<reppy> people vomiting or whatever
<reppy> doesn't bother me
<reppy> but that pic of her
<reppy> eww :/
<reppy> i mean shit I can jack off to females barfing up cum as they get their throats slammed by 12" nigger cocks
<reppy> but that pic of avril is sick
<reppy> :/ |
#17 (-1/946) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
<emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
<RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE |
#1297 (-1/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.
<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania GBA
<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on Castlevania.
<SYch0> wow!
<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!
<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea |
#3857 (-1/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters"
<nitrifik_> I'm not.
<mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway
<nitrifik_> exactly.
<nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal. |
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#9490 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!" |
#26386 (-1/171) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(n909) the neat thing about the goatse.cx ascii
(n909) is that you don't have to paste the whole thing
(n909) you could just paste like the asshole only, for example
(n909) or just the cocknballs
(n909) you can be selective about the anatomy
(n909) whereas with the .gif, it's all or nothing |
#25107 (-1/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<u-238> PARA FOR SHIT'S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY ATOMIC MASS |
#10772 (-1/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<CiaAgent> if worldcom goes under they will have to close the internet |
#8469 (-1/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<helminthes> that's like one of those dennis miller jokes.. no one gets it, no one cares then everyone forgets about it and an afghan woman dies of heatstroke |
#20246 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o
<EarthQuake> hehe
<@omega> omega came first
<@omega> then the chicken got pregnant |
#32792 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<migas> - Neon just approved 0 and killed 50. (0% session, 0.551% record)
<@Neon[UK]> ahahahahah
<@Neon[UK]> take that you dumb quotes
<@Neon[UK]> KILL KILL KILL |
#1561 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Zaratustra> Kei is the deity of putting 'in bed' at the end of fortune cookie messages. |
#14361 (-1/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today by your webcam, this makes an average of 3 times per day." |
#51996 (-1/467) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
RossEdge: anyhoo
RossEdge: im going to bed
James: i am not
James: GoF will be done in
James: 56 minutes
James: MUST WATCH
James: assuming it isn't gay porn
RossEdge: if it IS gay porn?
James: oh man
James: good thing i am the shift-delete king
RossEdge: youre not gonna watch it anyway?
James: what? no
RossEdge: damn it james...we're never gonna get into a QDB with that mind of thinking |
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