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#8482 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<dr_rotcod> and you.. you'll be doing something stupid
<dr_rotcod> like skateboarding |
#32546 (-1/355) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<denken> mmm... protein smoothie
<Napta> The women love that ;)
<denken> ehehe |
#3622 (-1/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P |
#18470 (-1/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Calrathan> fembot: your thing got cut off |
#3623 (-1/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime
<pearl> i didnt say everytime
<pearl> occasionally is nice :)
<pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually
<fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy
<fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin'
<Ginger> cavernous is not good
<Ginger> cept
<Ginger> for the esophageal capacity |
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#7975 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?
<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...
<SkoroWork> ahh
<SkoroWork> ok
<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P |
#10279 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<eller> my kids will be breast fed by Cat5 |
#552 (-1/409) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell? |
#7976 (-1/186) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed?
<savepotatoes> think so
<ErikN|WORK> hmmm
<savepotatoes> probably
<ErikN|WORK> are you sure?
<savepotatoes> yea
(time passes...)
<savepotatoes> whats sdl? |
#9256 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like, hold me, talk to me...it's like why? |
#10793 (-1/176) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<CrushWork> hes got that "im a barbarin caveman who eats snails and says ooga booga" style look to him
<Jed> "I'm a barbarian caveman that eats snails, says ooga booga and lays cable for a living" |
#8234 (-1/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight
<Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow |
#25643 (-1/195) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p
<Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a blowjob. |
#1068 (-1/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"? |
#13868 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<bpb> let's all play a game shall we?
<bpb> ok, everybody who has a line that is probably tapped raise your hand
* bpb raises his hand
<bpb> now, raise your hand if you think iip is completely secure ;) |
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#8239 (-1/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!!
<DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday
<Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P |
#48 (-1/737) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long |
#9008 (-1/215) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case." |
#24368 (-1/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<dJOEk> DrgnDancr: when you lost your virginity .. did you at any point during those 3 seconds think: hey, i could do this for a living ? coz you couldn't ;) |
#50 (-1/771) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby.. |
#12082 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch |
#24114 (-1/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<whitcomb> You (the writer of the article) seem almost blinded to the reality of the situation. You claims your not a hacker, after all you didnt create these items. But what you is doing, is no better then what the hackers have done. Simply fueling the fire of hacked items within Diablo.
<whitcomb> hard-hitting korean logic and grammar |
#31282 (-1/409) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
«Jordan` » Ah, the smell of crack smoke in the morning. |
#4403 (-1/377) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<LesserEvil665___> LINUX IS SO EASY TO INSTALL. IT'S LIKE TAKING A SHIT AND HAS THE SAME RESULTS!!!! HAHAHAHA I AM SO WITTY! |
#32307 (-1/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(PINK) <mrk> ok, lets stop this nonsense!
* Zerimski sets mode: +c
* SidewinderX is now known as SideX|out
<[HL2Dev]Adam> :(
<synth|afk> how about you try it now, SubKamran.
* synth|afk is now known as synth
(INVERTED) <mrk> hehe but we still have this!
<DragonFlames> what's that?
<mrk> alt+z
* synth (~asdf@synth.users.quakenet.org) has left #halflife2
* DragonFlames (nick@ma-northadams3a-76.bur.adelphia.net) has left #halflife2
<mrk> hahah
time passes...
* synth (~asdf@synth.users.quakenet.org) has joined #halflife2
* Q sets mode: +o synth
* DragonFlames (nick@ma-northadams3a-76.bur.adelphia.net) has joined #halflife2
<synth> bastard.
<DragonFlames> You whoreComment: about using colours
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