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#16098 (-3/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great friend
<madlocust> and in her case...my best friend
<|ced> so write a poem, fag |
#6883 (-3/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound) |
#9955 (-3/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks |
#28899 (-3/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<blue09> i think i have proof that there is a god
<blue09> how else can you explain manowar?
<blue09> it's like a dnd playing motorcycle gang formed a metal band |
#32227 (-3/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males |
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#3812 (-3/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
ù MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy |
#16868 (-3/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake
<Valkyrie> Flying without wings?
<Valkyrie> PUHLEAZE
<Valkyrie> more like getting high on KFC |
#31972 (-3/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<KArmA-> mmm chicks with dicks
<Andreas_1> u like it dont u
<Andreas_1> i thought it was boys with boobs
<KArmA-> no
<KArmA-> that's a fatty |
#3301 (-3/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<acetonic> are you a total dipshit?
<O-Dogg> fuck you
<acetonic> answer = "yes I am"
<O-Dogg> fuck you |
#6629 (-3/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<markd2> kompressor is not dancing
<evand> kompressor does not funk
<markd2> kompressor needs therapy |
#4070 (2/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default
<[ric]> and if you have like 20+ windows open at once and the quicklaunch active in nt/9x/2k/me then it is necessary
<uneasier> i never knew.. god has reached down from the heavens and stuck his omniscient thumb u my ass
<[ric]> hmm... do you feel discomfort in any way?
<uneasier> no i feel big
<uneasier> and shiny
<[ric]> like stretched and stuff?
<uneasier> no, sort of waterlogged |
#6886 (5/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[Topic ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]'
[madwoota ] since i have only to quote 2 lines from a .log file to change all your opinions, wonder hwat i couljd get insteae |
#8934 (3/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye |
#17638 (1/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads. |
#6119 (3/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining from different people |
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#10471 (3/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<hep> you told me!
<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>
<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?
<Encapsulate> No
<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee
<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants", that is
<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power
<Encapsulate> Or PPP
<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"
<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use your wang
modem to dial up to the internet? |
#15591 (8/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_<
<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck |
#30439 (3/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+Miker-Bot> 6. Useless Trivia: "Crack" gets its name because it ---------- when you smoke it.?
<+Seraph> crackles
<@The_Miker> cracks
<+Miker-Bot> Seraph got the answer: crackles in 3.484 seconds. Points: 25 Rank: 2nd
<+T2k2> LOl
<@The_Miker> WTF
<+Seraph> i wouldnt know
<WindowFrame> crackhead
<@The_Miker> LOSE
<+Seraph> lol
<+Seraph> i uh...
<@The_Miker> CRACK SMOKER
<+Seraph> primiseComment: #GTAForums on MikerNet (We think he is a crackhead now)
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#25576 (2/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* suicide6x packets stikys brain
<suicide6x> Now you are dumb
<Yottabyte> too late
<Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection
<Stiky> shut up
<Stiky> more like
<Stiky> 26k now
<Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl
<suicide6x> ha
<suicide6x> exploit! |
#34536 (3/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* StoneCold wonders if they have /who, /whois and /whowas, why not have /whoare or /whowere ?
<Entrope> or /whocares
<coa||infract> heh
<ASk> or /dudewheresmycar
<ASk> :o
<Tetryon> just /stfu
<StoneCold> lmao
<Tetryon> alias stfu { exit }
<Tetryon> :)
<Tetryon> for mirc users :)
<StoneCold> :D
<StoneCold> yay!Comment: #linux on irc.gamesurge.net
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#3305 (2/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work
<poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him?
<aNuBiS-> habib
<DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death building airplane sex |
#8169 (3/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls! I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls! I want a refund and balls~"
Simplicity> They're actually attachments...
Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know...
Natasha> What MIME type? |
#37609 (2/154) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Syntax> Deranged, pull my pants back up
<Deranged> no
<Syntax> Fine, I'll let him see my penis
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> Aww...look, it's hiding! |
#18154 (3/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to natalie portman |
#33002 (3/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<magick_2> proxies with winsock... anyhone?
<BoDePlOt> no thanks
<OnErr0r> I'm trying to cut downComment: #VisualBasic on EFNet
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