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eighty7advil: you failed an art class? i didnt know that could happen
lunacrow: yeah, i totally rule
lunacrow: i think it was because i was like 5 minutes late every day.. and it drove the teacher nuts
eighty7advil: you should have just told the teacher you're on c.p.t.
eighty7advil: (colored people time)Comment: #lost
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#9297 (0/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[SZ]-Guest> hi
<[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails
<[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program |
#11605 (0/358) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me |
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<c-rOCK> check this out
<c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard |
#28520 (0/392) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ShadowSpawn> niggers <3 swap meets
<orphy> niggers <3 kfc
<ShadowSpawn> mexicans <3 ....uhh... i dunno..... what do mexicans <3?
<orphy> MOWING LAWNS |
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#42611 (0/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zakenayo> Saeba: she was only a couple of months old when I lost my virginity...Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis. |
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<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm |
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<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees
<+Xta-C> i tried to shag a wasp :/ |
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<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longer and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer |
#295549 (0/618) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hireComment: #dirt
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#6784 (0/193) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot.
<DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds.
<DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office.
<DeLorean> He's never here.
<DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month.
<`Sean> DeL: Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL! |
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<Roshi> Counter Strike sucks cock!
<Toymachine> If so, cock tastes good |
#8598 (0/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces |
#11160 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EazyCheez> I wonder if I can't unplug my 3 1/2"'s interface cable and use that with my old CD-ROM (Samsung)
<RvLeshrac> EazyCheez: No
<pupkick> samsung is radio shack for people with mental handicaps
<EazyCheez> RvLeshrac: I can't unplug my floppy disk drive's interface cable and put it into my CD-ROM?
<thrash-> EazyCheez: Try it... it won't fit.
<feerit> EazyCheez: notice they arent the same pinout |
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#6810 (0/351) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci
<Funicide> awwwww oui
<Unill> french?
<Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris |
#6563 (0/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th.
<WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population?
<CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico |
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<Josho> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines
<jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote>
<Josho> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull> |
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<biya_> IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK |
#21425 (0/193) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<punk_arse> # Appears as DAN.
<+Mysterious> # Appears as Osama Bin Laden.
<@Remorse> # Appears as BRUCE
<+Mysterious> # Appears as /con/con
* punk_arse (zuoa@vw20777.alphalink.com.au) Quit (Write error to punk_arse, closing link) |
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<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :)
<jeremy^> oh, and biology class
<jeremy^> but i mean come on |
#28346 (0/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Conjurer> how comne it was fine with the SBLIVE?
<J3anyus> because you got lucky.
<Conjurer> ALL computers are niggers
<J3anyus> no, you just suck at the internet. |
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:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable?
:TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net
:TheDude: is one from a whois |
#10685 (0/418) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D[0]C> Ping? Pong! all day long, rubbin ma nutz and licking ma schlong |
#33989 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<naitha> nukes are like civics.. people have them to show how cool they are |
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