Post-ID: thread-20060118163147-qdb-54315
Created-At: 2006-01-18T16:31:47Z
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<er> So a Mafia boss is on his death bed, and he calls his grandson over
<er> and he says, "Son, I'd like you to have my gold-plated revolver."
<er> But the son replies, "You know, grandpa, I don't really like guns.  Can I have your Rolex watch instead?"
<er> The boss says, "Listen to me, son.  Some day, you'll be boss of the family, have a beautiful wife and a big house.
<er> And then, one day, you come home and your wife's in the arms of another man.
<er> What are you going to do, point to your Rolex and say, 'Time's Up'?"