Post-ID: thread-20060424083940-qdb-58745 Created-At: 2006-04-24T08:39:40Z Board-Tags: general Imported-Score-Seed: 604 Imported-Vote-Count-Seed: 736 I owned someone at work today How'd you manage that? He was pratting about chasing after the girls 'Cause he's a fucktard like that But he took his shoes off so he wouldnt make loud noises Which would attract the boss's attention So I nailed his shoes to the floor Rofl Someone said the boss was coming So he sprinted back to his shoes Jumped in them And then fell on his face when he tried to walk forward