Post-ID: thread-20060602223906-qdb-61188 Created-At: 2006-06-02T22:39:06Z Board-Tags: general Imported-Score-Seed: 506 Imported-Vote-Count-Seed: 650 Before you is a pie. There is a door leading to the east. > take pie You take the pie, storing it in your anus. > e The door is locked. > die You die with a pie up your ass. You should have examined it -- there was a key in it.