Post-ID: thread-20051011114839-qdb-49282
Created-At: 2005-10-11T11:48:39Z
Board-Tags: general
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<TrogL> Found a new use for a chainsaw.  Daughter's boyfriend wouldn't wake up.  Ran the chainsaw outside his window.  He bolted out of bed yelling "I didn't do it!  I didn't do it!"  He was still twitching three hours later
<Phoon> ROFLMAO
<Phoon> that's why nothing will beat a 12 gauge shotgun for home defense
<Phoon> Even a cat burglar with ice water in his veins will shit himself at the sound of a 12-gauge being pumped
<Phoon> you don't even need to fire it
<Phoon> hell, you don't even need the gun... just the cocking mechanism and a bottle of carpet cleaner to get rid of the shit stain