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<shachaf> *!*@* would be a good name for a ban guest Dec 16, 2013 0 59

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<slamm> this porn im watching is using guiles theme as the music guest Dec 12, 2013 0 25

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(Earnestly) Arch is not the right distribution for you if you can't use Linux... guest Oct 5, 2013 0 26

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(Apsu) My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks. guest Oct 5, 2013 0 60

<zifnab> one of my old wow friends guest Sep 27, 2013 0 34

<sloth> I've had vendors try and hire prostitutes for me before guest Sep 24, 2013 0 150

<h292zhan> 64-core 192 GB of ram :D guest Sep 22, 2013 0 365

<b2coutts> so apparently, when your laptop doesn't boot any more, the solution... guest Aug 25, 2013 0 84

<mgodzilla> windows has given me a recedin' hairline...unix has helped me grow... guest Aug 22, 2013 0 61

(+tt) I have the best idea for a serial crime guest Aug 22, 2013 0 79

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<@Jano> Last time I ordered pizza the delivery chick got stuck in the elevator... guest Aug 11, 2013 0 63

<Iambian> Remember kids, when someone offers you drugs, say "thank you" because... guest Jul 28, 2013 0 44

< froggey> ALARM!!! SENSIBLE DESIGN CHOICE SPOTTED IN PERL!! DANGER DANGER... guest Jul 28, 2013 0 33

<@dfdashh> divVerent: all new in oracle 12c - auto-increment columns :P guest Jul 25, 2013 0 28

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< Dan39> does anyone else get annoyed by stuff that seems too highly... guest Jul 15, 2013 0 105

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<Cactus> wat. guest Jun 8, 2013 0 26

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* Clarke finds a mysterious button inside VS - which breaks the program when he... guest Jun 5, 2013 0 53

<DeadStar> I have a general question that will sound kinda odd guest Jun 2, 2013 0 169

<Moon_Doggy> thankfully the little red lines keep me from sounding drunk guest May 26, 2013 0 36

<Rays0re> i caught myself a beetle guest May 20, 2013 0 55

* strcat just has to figure out how to integrate it into the build process :) guest May 19, 2013 0 67

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< BronzeEagle> I just found a floppy disk in my desk that says "women = evil" guest Apr 25, 2013 0 75

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<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater guest Apr 19, 2013 0 117

< V0id> one advantage of a complicated root password is can't type it when drunk guest Apr 18, 2013 0 119

<Zetetic> What's the extra four-digit code on my library card? guest Apr 18, 2013 0 58

<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos guest Apr 17, 2013 0 241

<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object? guest Apr 16, 2013 0 55

<Sorts> Mind. Blown. guest Apr 12, 2013 0 51

<Proview_> freshman year of college, i'm like... oh, yeah, im going to try and... guest Apr 9, 2013 0 512

<Plorkyeran> comcast sure is awesome guest Apr 1, 2013 0 43

< CoJaBo> Well, found the Gmail April Fools prank- they now force you to use... guest Apr 1, 2013 0 10

< vanu> what if like guest Mar 27, 2013 0 43

< BaKamann> my cabbage is 4 gigaleaf but it still can't run linux guest Mar 26, 2013 0 205

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<jlamothe> It's super useful when you're chatting in one window, but want to... guest Mar 23, 2013 0 146

<nsz> " JavaScript allows you to change the <a> href after you click on it"... guest Mar 20, 2013 0 22

<Loxus> I fell for my own prank.. guest Mar 19, 2013 0 94

<&mike> Sim City doesn't count students/homeless as people guest Mar 19, 2013 0 101

<luckybunny> I know someone in this channel likes to do owl impressions guest Mar 14, 2013 0 26

<@Xenesis> Hell of a first sentence in a news article: "The government of... guest Mar 12, 2013 0 111

<Elizacat> our government couldn't stop a baby from choking on a plastic bag if... guest Mar 1, 2013 0 64

<Odd> So someone from customer service at work forwarded me this e-mail: "Thank... guest Feb 27, 2013 0 38

<arieldanielle> There's an apartment complex in which a dead girl was found... guest Feb 27, 2013 0 16

<@Kain_Dragoon> lol..... just ran google translate on a page full of names of... guest Feb 25, 2013 0 33

<@TheGiz> I think one day I'm going to invent a peripheral for games to drive... guest Feb 25, 2013 0 12

<Ender> Every day when I get up I intend to get all kinds of work done. guest Feb 25, 2013 0 75

< radiofree> around the time the UK was planning to introduce id cards, i was... guest Feb 18, 2013 0 92

<lucky> i got into it with an asphalt contractor at work and then had his truck... guest Feb 12, 2013 0 285

<SmallR2002> I was just thinking back to a previous job where a team lead when... guest Feb 8, 2013 0 62

<aji> suppose that X is the most annoying thing guest Feb 7, 2013 0 78

<snacky> oh. FUCK you krut guest Feb 7, 2013 0 15

<bob> how does Pandora not have an xbox app. guest Feb 6, 2013 0 63

TheEnd. : I hate my job, too boring. guest Feb 2, 2013 0 186

<myself> Heh. I'm reminded now, of fetching the entire sysinternals suite, and... guest Feb 1, 2013 0 44

<@LAMMJohnson> I suspect Star Trek Into Darkness will be good but not great. guest Jan 30, 2013 0 70

<KsM> Estrellas you're more attractive than a cat guest Jan 28, 2013 0 37

<+Erik> oh yeah, isp seems to be having routing problems recently as they're... guest Jan 28, 2013 0 79

<chernobyl> Last night, Chewbacca and I were having a conversation in my... guest Jan 27, 2013 0 146

<Pryoidain> .... guest Jan 24, 2013 0 132

<~derpcat> iirc some reports from chernobyl said people tasted metal when there... guest Jan 24, 2013 0 23

<@Oliphaunt> I've been put off the Kindle by richard stallman and other horror... guest Jan 23, 2013 0 57

<Zirak> So, I began to install Arch Linux. Had some problem with the booting... guest Jan 23, 2013 0 74

<Killswitch> nananananNANANANAN I CAN'T HEAR YOU guest Jan 22, 2013 0 39

<nicks> you are going to invent a new microblogging platform guest Jan 19, 2013 0 117

<+Dixie> i hate how minesweeper can get into indeterminable situations really... guest Jan 18, 2013 0 47

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<kyre> thou shalt not lay out thine floating point in any way other than the... guest Jan 14, 2013 0 28

< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an... guest Jan 13, 2013 0 -5

DaMan: ALX: We fixed the y2k crap months ago. guest Jan 10, 2013 0 270

<Erasmus> Just cracked my genuine copy of Windows that kept complaining at me... guest Jan 6, 2013 0 212

<worf> goddamn how i hate DB2 .... guest Jan 3, 2013 0 20

<steelerman82> What does the vile sword do? guest Jan 1, 2013 0 39

* Celti ambles off to locate comestibles. guest Dec 23, 2012 0 40

<PL> you really dont need pickup lines in Finland guest Dec 19, 2012 0 75

<tali> They call you TheWatcher? I can guess what you do :P guest Dec 17, 2012 0 30

<Pryoidain> Huh. This build is acting very odd. guest Dec 15, 2012 0 103

<Hyptosis> Urine used to have tons of uses that are now replaced with science guest Dec 12, 2012 0 77

<Silentbobby> !fap guest Dec 11, 2012 0 23

<tomatosalad> it is 54 degrees in this house guest Dec 10, 2012 0 453

07:07 <henrikhodne> grawity: I thought you went to sleep./ guest Dec 9, 2012 0 182

<munin_> roughly it is modeling language and the brain, or, a graph-theoretic... guest Nov 27, 2012 0 331

<Eule> "cloud" aka "I think I'll put my files on a third-party service with... guest Nov 26, 2012 0 234

<@i_c-Y> i had a nightmare yesterday that i bought 3 licenses of norton... guest Nov 23, 2012 0 685

cyborg_ar: to do nothing for a cycle you put nop guest Nov 18, 2012 0 266

* Daemon404 has unlocked the secrets to manually cross-compiling gcc guest Nov 15, 2012 0 202

<ss23> my nose is getting really sore, I think its from eating really spicy... guest Nov 12, 2012 0 61

<Tree_Hugger> hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive? guest Nov 11, 2012 0 -23

<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's... guest Nov 10, 2012 0 66

<crikes> connection issues: the musical guest Nov 8, 2012 0 265

<judges119> Has anybody tried to eat the ingredients of a cake on the... guest Nov 7, 2012 0 166

<aydiosmio> I don't anticipate the world moving away from keyboards any time... guest Nov 2, 2012 0 83

<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead... guest Nov 2, 2012 0 -13

Nevermind: About shitty code guest Nov 1, 2012 0 81

<Ta`niik> I got a few assorted things at the store a half hour ago. I got a... guest Oct 31, 2012 0 159

<powersurge> god dammit guest Oct 24, 2012 0 382

<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo guest Oct 23, 2012 0 -40

<Vyk> Ender, what happened with your motorcycle? guest Oct 22, 2012 0 189

<TheDancingLobster> yeah guest Oct 14, 2012 0 137

<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST guest Oct 11, 2012 0 190

<myself> I'm reminded of alphawolf's story of tracking down some guy who was... guest Oct 3, 2012 0 660

<steveio>this dude at work is an insufferable asshole guest Oct 2, 2012 0 273

<maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally guest Oct 1, 2012 0 129

<^_^> I thought you didn't use B in Finnish? guest Sep 24, 2012 0 484

<Tarkaan> I need to animate something guest Sep 13, 2012 0 -93

<@esch> gonna need som eclarification there guest Sep 12, 2012 0 383

<Pryoidain> NTP Protocol helped me to isolate a plumbing problem in the... guest Sep 5, 2012 0 581

<Bitgod> how to make an iframe stay put when you minimize the page, its fine in... guest Sep 3, 2012 0 54

<@NWH> Stupid Things About the Internet, #87246087: Message boards that... guest Aug 31, 2012 0 177

Katie: futurama proves something guest Aug 31, 2012 0 187

BossMan: That is intellisense guest Aug 29, 2012 0 60

<peacetwin> i'm going to start an official political organization for masculine... guest Aug 27, 2012 0 32

<+abum> where is siloam springs guest Aug 24, 2012 0 68

Cypher: So I just let a cat in guest Aug 17, 2012 0 290

<@Twinge> Saw the word 'spaghetti' and assumed people were talking about code... guest Aug 15, 2012 0 71

< CoJaBo> Update: The object seen landing near Gale Crater on MSD 49,269 at... guest Aug 10, 2012 0 214

< xiphias> sycobuny: maybe you can answer this guest Aug 9, 2012 0 52

<@Treeki> "Final Fantasy 13-2" reminds me of European TV channel names guest Aug 7, 2012 0 128

<Pryoidain> I saw the new (old) arp-ing joke post on qdb, and just for a split... guest Aug 6, 2012 0 107

<JCDenton> Am I the only one who seems to spend more time fixing stupid trivial... guest Jul 31, 2012 0 159

<@Pants> Hey Grue, so I figured out what was wrong with my chainsaw guest Jul 29, 2012 0 18

<PyroPyro> a guy just fax'd me a paper with text "i dont know how this works i... guest Jul 27, 2012 0 132

<acenasir> asl angel? guest Jul 26, 2012 0 45

<grawity> hm, ranger is a cool file manager. guest Jul 24, 2012 0 59

<+blackroseMD1> Guess that's what I get for leaving the house hahahahahaha guest Jul 23, 2012 0 -91

<hagbard> i3Guest88: the pin9 that on the webpage is marked "NC" what are you... guest Jul 21, 2012 0 91

<nathan> I think % is secretly the symbol for a titfuck guest Jul 16, 2012 0 46

< Botje> daemon: the sooner we can kill off ftp the better guest Jul 14, 2012 0 55

<Migs> what does it mean when critics say a movie is "smart?" guest Jul 13, 2012 0 219

<derpcat> I only program when I want to automate some task guest Jul 13, 2012 0 135

<+beefCake> hmm has someone got stuck down a drain :d guest Jul 12, 2012 0 16

<Dazuro> ... guest Jul 9, 2012 0 214

<Kelso> I try my best to avoid myself. guest Jul 9, 2012 0 -64

<Recall_Coordinator> Fishing and hunting aren't really sports in the... guest Jul 3, 2012 0 162

<bob> At last, a public opinion poll that gets the opinions of ordinary... guest Jun 28, 2012 0 26

<@lysol> do you guys know about the len() function guest Jun 27, 2012 0 105

<Pryoidain> Finally developed a working method for discovering if it's going to... guest Jun 27, 2012 0 147

<eli> lesson learned: rm ** does not just remove all files that end with * :/ guest Jun 24, 2012 0 247

(On the topic of socialization) guest Jun 20, 2012 0 221

< ShaRose> not sure if talking about religion or my little pony guest Jun 20, 2012 0 99

< Jan> dude when's the last time I've slept I'm seeing things guest Jun 17, 2012 0 219

<+lulzfish_4> What language are you using? guest Jun 14, 2012 0 88

<%K-man> Simmml: there's a saying... "It's pointless to alt-tab porn... if your... guest Jun 12, 2012 0 52

(rickest) reinventing the wheel is exactly what allows us to travel 80mph... guest Jun 9, 2012 0 420

<jerith> I have a friend called ed. guest Jun 7, 2012 0 103

<Godwinson> There's a town in Jylland named Randers guest Jun 6, 2012 0 15

<+stereo__> if i spend like, $100-$200 on a phone case, fuck if i'm letting it... guest May 29, 2012 0 148

<&o11c> now if only we could quantify social skills guest May 26, 2012 0 18

<Jax184> A poem in Punctuation. guest May 25, 2012 0 73

<Sebas> I typed "aO" and sat wondering why it didn't turn into an @ for at... guest May 21, 2012 0 42

<@Nanobot> Roses are dead, violets are too, sugar is usually high fructose corn... guest May 20, 2012 0 57

<Ikthyrion> oh wow... finding stuff when you are drunk is really hard guest May 17, 2012 0 96

<SkyLurker> my ex had four fleshlights guest May 14, 2012 0 253

<macduff> I bought Jake and his wife a fuck swing for their wedding present. guest May 10, 2012 0 178

<Sebas> Someone I deliver post to is called P. Margarita guest May 7, 2012 0 122

sammy: Okay..being a mod is like playing Sims because you have all this... guest May 2, 2012 0 259

<SnortnSnowflakes> getting on the plane guest May 1, 2012 0 37

<Adorable> On a scale of Helen Keller to Osama Bin Laden, how good is my hiding... guest Apr 30, 2012 0 68

Baljem: BBC News Headline "'GPS brain cells' seen in pigeons" guest Apr 27, 2012 0 65

<beeba> is this where i report issues? guest Apr 19, 2012 0 213

< rev> liberty village is kinda a new area guest Apr 19, 2012 0 55

<Moon_Doggy> grrr network hiccup guest Apr 17, 2012 0 40

<%Chlamydia> my only mobile security feature is my lock pattern. guest Apr 16, 2012 0 50

<@keen> mm... xml guest Apr 14, 2012 0 23

<@Rjx> you can talk a population into going to war or domestic surveillance guest Apr 14, 2012 0 80

<nupanick> What part of the day do you most associate with masturbation? guest Apr 10, 2012 0 288

<RoKenn> he's sort of like the community pet, he keeps pooing on the couch, but... guest Apr 8, 2012 0 17

<dr2chase> As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite Mooninites... guest Apr 4, 2012 0 245

<kuyler> This voice recognition kind of socks guest Apr 3, 2012 0 265

<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop guest Apr 3, 2012 0 -32

<glxblt> i really wish life had an undo button guest Apr 2, 2012 0 135

* krikkert heads for that large downy object in the other room which is... guest Mar 30, 2012 0 217

<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :( guest Mar 30, 2012 0 24

<Ymbirtt> !remind 10m pizza guest Mar 30, 2012 0 311

<@Alberd> I have repurposed an old beta tank into a woodlice farm. I now have a... guest Mar 27, 2012 0 14

<Pryoidain> So I had this brilliant Idea to patch portage to support Regex.... guest Mar 25, 2012 0 74

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<@Rjx> I've noticed a trend in modern SEO guest Mar 21, 2012 0 19

<@Sebas> Apparently I tried to go to sleep with my feet on the pillow because... guest Mar 20, 2012 0 422

<normalboy>rofl guest Mar 14, 2012 0 87

<glxblt> FUCK ME IN THE ASS guest Mar 13, 2012 0 42

<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls? guest Mar 9, 2012 0 -20

<Greed> You guys wanna hear something fucked? guest Mar 9, 2012 0 166

<B0g4r7> A Catholic priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. guest Mar 7, 2012 0 100

<Grauwolf> The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them... guest Mar 4, 2012 0 425

<@X-LP> woowee i think i have a fever guest Mar 3, 2012 0 57

<+Raija> what does it feel like to use a penis, though? guest Feb 27, 2012 0 61

<+Emmy> It's a good thing I've got a nokia. guest Feb 27, 2012 0 273

<ninja_warrior666> can anyone tell me how to create sodium metal? guest Feb 26, 2012 0 169

<&o11c> http://qdb.us/305729 guest Feb 25, 2012 0 55

<@timmo> i have found that smartphones have kept me from drunk texting ugly... guest Feb 24, 2012 0 53

<Drazhar> someone help me guest Feb 24, 2012 0 28

<vera> i always ask them if they are having an abortion first because it was... guest Feb 23, 2012 0 77

< er1c_> im curious to know about your knowledge of the tensile strength of a... guest Feb 23, 2012 0 41

< craige> We officially stopped supporting ie6 at work this year guest Feb 23, 2012 0 194

<Navi> I googled 5 a day and it suggested "5.79 x 10^-5 Hz" guest Feb 21, 2012 0 77

<Black_Prince> I haven't left house for 7 days now! guest Feb 13, 2012 0 211

<n0idx80> I have a very nice laptop with 4GB (takes 8) that the cpu fan makes a... guest Feb 9, 2012 0 45

<Amadiro> RumpledElf, according to that definition, my markov-chain based... guest Feb 7, 2012 0 360

<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick... guest Feb 4, 2012 0 117

* rycuda has just been offered an amp guest Feb 3, 2012 0 63

<BMF54123> bluh, what the hell is wrong with FCEUX guest Feb 2, 2012 0 89

<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots. guest Feb 2, 2012 0 -7

<kokoretsi>downloaded a 1925 film and spent 5 minutes looking for subs. I then... guest Jan 26, 2012 0 114

Please upvote if you think QDB should fix the mangling of Unicode characters in... guest Jan 26, 2012 0 138

< Novice> It's not a computer anymore. It's a member of Norton's botnet. guest Jan 25, 2012 0 97

<Crescens2k> well, there are some h-manga artists who think you can fit arms... guest Jan 25, 2012 0 35

<Knack> i've just had someone from newcastle trying to say 8 A A over the phone guest Jan 16, 2012 0 28

<Aberrant> I found out why my brother dropped off the face of the internet guest Jan 15, 2012 0 153

<Jargon> We don't HAVE BEer pong here in Belgium guest Jan 15, 2012 0 254

<azonenberg> wordpress is an unauthenticated remote shell that, as a useful... guest Jan 15, 2012 0 153

* Schrodinger has joined #chat guest Jan 13, 2012 0 277

* Lawrence yawns. "Napping then poker tonight." guest Jan 12, 2012 0 210

<%Klima> Well guest Jan 11, 2012 0 97

<flotwig> non-computer people ask what you like to do guest Jan 6, 2012 0 155

<Sloofus> I like to sit on campus and repeatedly boot up irssi when people walk... guest Jan 6, 2012 0 101

<&Asestorian> you can only romance companions of the opposite gender guest Jan 6, 2012 0 163

<doctor_pork> D' guest Jan 5, 2012 0 157

<SightUnseen> last time i had a dream was the beginning of last year. i dreamed... guest Jan 5, 2012 0 127

< CoJaBo> E.g., just because you ask for a JPEG, doesn't mean the user won't... guest Jan 3, 2012 0 124

< nathan> GODDAMNIT guest Jan 3, 2012 0 34

< emilevictor> .... why? I don't understand. If i create the pointer x... guest Jan 2, 2012 0 147

Sarig: problem with satelites is ping guest Dec 30, 2011 0 178

<@hackess> I keep losing my tea guest Dec 29, 2011 0 213

chelseamc: when i go through and close my tabs from last night in the morning guest Dec 29, 2011 0 243

<Oz> I am way too tired to be doing this shit. Also, the more I copy from the... guest Dec 28, 2011 0 20

<hegemonicon> Is there a rule34 equivalent to science fiction: "If an idea... guest Dec 24, 2011 0 107

<UmlautBanana> do we have a y/n bot in here guest Dec 21, 2011 0 403

<%[ill]will> psyfail: I need you to do something for me.....I need you to kill... guest Dec 21, 2011 0 54

<Fax> have to say that's the first time I've had a guy get pissed that I'm... guest Dec 21, 2011 0 193

<+Polynomial> there's a weight loss clinic on my way to work called Beacon guest Dec 21, 2011 0 289

<AB-Guest> How do I make my own Super Mario bros. 3 levels and mapps guest Dec 15, 2011 0 141

<centrinia> I am going to make something similar to a home pregnancy test... guest Dec 14, 2011 0 6

<Sebas> butts guest Dec 12, 2011 0 519

<evelyn> hmm guest Dec 11, 2011 0 135

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<Omi> Who are the hardest people to distract? guest Jul 25, 2010 0 -14

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lollz> And what did babys drink before people discovered cows? guest Jul 23, 2010 0 334

[DominoEffect] so, I saw quite possibly the best thing ever today guest Jul 20, 2010 0 467

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-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] guest May 25, 2010 0 18

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<Sculptor> i learnt binary numbers at the age of 7 guest May 24, 2010 0 42

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<MW-SoulAssassin> !eightball will i die from masturbating? guest May 17, 2010 0 368

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<ddkt78> whats the word for the state of ignoring something, like facts and... guest May 12, 2010 0 65

<wenqi> projection just means where is the point on the plane guest May 11, 2010 0 41

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<Somebody> Who knows, maybe you created AI, and have a bot speaking instead of... guest May 8, 2010 0 41

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< sklnd> i was an intern at jpmc for two years guest May 3, 2010 0 13

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<+TakeOne> O..o I love the way you can select a date of birth that's later than... guest Apr 19, 2010 0 146

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< shortcircuit> So there's an anime channel I hang out in, with a bot named... guest Apr 14, 2010 0 31

<sshinji> I've discovered that explaining hexadecimal across the table is a... guest Apr 13, 2010 0 87

<Apophis> Somalian radio stations have banned certain songs guest Apr 13, 2010 0 315

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<nil> If you have a problem and think to yourself... "I can solve that with a... guest Apr 7, 2010 0 335

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<Dustin> Me: "What can I get for you?" guest Apr 2, 2010 0 29

<DOZ> they're doing heat jokes man guest Apr 2, 2010 0 68

<Umm> Sorry, had to eject a stoner from the house guest Mar 31, 2010 0 543

<fahadsadah> But these are 300/350/400V guest Mar 31, 2010 0 -8

<fahadsadah> Note to self: do not code when tired guest Mar 30, 2010 0 23

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<frysteev> im wondering what weekend at bernies would have been like if jim... guest Mar 28, 2010 0 6

* B-Rad feels special guest Mar 28, 2010 0 -45

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<Elmnt80> My 9 year old cousin spent a year trying to get me to let her suck my... guest Mar 23, 2010 0 -6

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<Fax> Yukio: did I tell you about my mutant power? guest Mar 19, 2010 0 80

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<erin> Dammit, Windows! I KNOW the program is not responding. That's why I'm... guest Mar 16, 2010 0 533

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<fahadsadah> I-ripped-my-spacebar-out-of-my-keyboard guest Mar 15, 2010 0 400

<Aaron> Tier-1/2 DNS provider based in Canada, 10 minute TTL on your A records... guest Mar 15, 2010 0 276

<Stewart> One of my mates is trying to quit nicotine lozenges... by smoking guest Mar 15, 2010 0 49

<Ironholds> "Lady Almeria Braddock felt insulted by Mrs Elphinstone and... guest Mar 14, 2010 0 62

<scgtrp> froggey: [Link to circuit diagram] guest Mar 13, 2010 0 -37

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<pokoko222> are you guys allowed graphing calculators on exams? guest Mar 6, 2010 0 60

<Kolin> just googled myself and my dad no longer comes before me guest Mar 5, 2010 0 475

Codi: You could always buy a RealDoll. Fuck her when you're horny, she just... guest Mar 5, 2010 0 234

<+Toujiron> Probably best day. guest Mar 5, 2010 0 1508

<ssar> Fuck... saw the girl who lived across the street from me at this dinner... guest Mar 5, 2010 0 157

<rigeld2> Just got a workorder with a list of domains who supposedly blacklist... guest Mar 4, 2010 0 37

<Beanuritos> No way, I'm lazier than any of you. guest Mar 2, 2010 0 643

<kkstrong> saying if my absolute max budget is $5000, how expensive of a car... guest Mar 2, 2010 0 188

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<NH4NO3> So you spent $1500 on your computer that "is designed to run hot"? guest Feb 28, 2010 0 271

<RobTitan> The Chile earthquake was magnitude 8.8 which I think also makes a... guest Feb 27, 2010 0 592

<GrooveDog> Unfortunately I have the programming knowledge of a walrus. guest Feb 26, 2010 0 61

<SnowGryphon> At a local internet cafe, I saw the most curious sight - a young... guest Feb 26, 2010 0 241

PartyGirl1450981: I set VLC to always look for subtitle files and use them for... guest Feb 25, 2010 0 401

<scgtrp> "This License Agreement is effective until terminated." guest Feb 25, 2010 0 244

<Ryan> I had my car broken into. They ignored my two laptops, but instead took... guest Feb 24, 2010 0 570

<ShadeS> r4v5: know much about turntables? guest Feb 24, 2010 0 206

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<foley> I went to a convention in Ohio with a few months ago guest Feb 23, 2010 0 377

<kelvin> I wrote an app in C# for the first time today guest Feb 22, 2010 0 237

<dhar> you know how I started work at that Italian restaurant last week? guest Feb 22, 2010 0 336

<Stormgren> She's sorta hitting on him guest Feb 22, 2010 0 35

<Sebas> Heh, so I have this "Insult Dictionary" which has witty insults for... guest Feb 22, 2010 0 91

<Kian> -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ (Explanation of Bipolar Disorder) guest Feb 22, 2010 0 -7

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<prote> apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when... guest Feb 16, 2010 0 398

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<SMD>i am gonna retire now guest Feb 14, 2010 0 56

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<Indogutsu> According to an "On This Day in America" calendar hanging on the... guest Feb 13, 2010 0 371

Pong_Ball> I was watching that chemistry.com commercial with a female co-worker... guest Feb 12, 2010 0 454

<Reunech> I threw up into my own pants once. guest Feb 12, 2010 0 278

<Reunech> So I take this physics test, my midterm if I'm correct, and I did... guest Feb 12, 2010 0 388

<Flickerdart> See, Russian doesn't have an X. It uses ks instead. guest Feb 11, 2010 0 194

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<DrCoconut> my toaster seems to have 2 settings guest Feb 7, 2010 0 603

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<HalfNote5> Have you ever noticed that everyone loves a comedy site right up... guest Feb 5, 2010 0 87

< Jeros> im off to a wild cocaine fuelled sex party with supermodels tonight guest Feb 5, 2010 0 384

[Thrasher]: there needs to be Star Wars themed snacks guest Feb 5, 2010 0 550

<pnbeast> How do you feel about neural networks, HappyHobo? guest Feb 5, 2010 0 61

<Stingray_> Update: the situation is grim, folks. The RIAA have brought... guest Feb 4, 2010 0 566

<max621> you built him a NAS out of transistors? guest Feb 4, 2010 0 70

<Jesus> there were about a half-million chowns done guest Feb 4, 2010 0 12

<redcurl> i have successfully creeped myself out to the point i can't sleep guest Feb 4, 2010 0 345

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<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close... guest Feb 3, 2010 0 138

<@Kagami> OH FUCK STAR TREK ONLINE guest Feb 3, 2010 0 226

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< Larscis> How long do most printers last? guest Feb 3, 2010 0 452

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<ryg> some architectures seriously make you want to staple your palm to your... guest Jan 31, 2010 0 78

<@Z1LCH> hmm guest Jan 29, 2010 0 64

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<Anoria> but the replacement parts are coming out of a $3 camera from ebay, so... guest Jan 26, 2010 0 332

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<Emerald> During the hurricane of 1955 that hit Connecticut, my grandfather's... guest Jan 26, 2010 0 157

<git> i got a 'honk if you love jesus' bumper sticker on my car guest Jan 25, 2010 0 262

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<VoxPVoxD> I see a half dollar coin every once in a while guest Jan 22, 2010 0 221

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<Emperor_Nick> I have Star Wars theme and classic Monopoly. I like building... guest Jan 19, 2010 0 234

<Biff> i bought a server off ebay this past friday, and they said SHIPPED... guest Jan 19, 2010 0 68

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<DrSunglass> So, my family just upgraded to HDTV satellite TV. guest Jan 16, 2010 0 289

<allesklar> So I went to the bar. Asked for a drink Haitian style. The... guest Jan 16, 2010 0 21

SoccerGirl114: Today, I was having sex with this guy at a party when out of no... guest Jan 16, 2010 0 752

<@Warrigal> I just realized that compilers reproduce asexually. This is... guest Jan 15, 2010 0 154

<JON> my g/f has a new friend. Cleverbot.com laaaaame =D guest Jan 12, 2010 0 45

<DaynaGirl> I had an app once... it adjusted your volume to full in all... guest Jan 12, 2010 0 993

<esteele> Anyone know what kw['title'].setdefault('') might do? guest Jan 11, 2010 0 38

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<Pryoidain> Speaking of Legend of Zelda, I have a good story from last semester. guest Jan 10, 2010 0 1911

<Sebas> So today's dinner is leftovers. guest Jan 10, 2010 0 37

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<@Sebas_> Hahaha, there's a book called "Modern Financial Accounting" in one of... guest Jan 9, 2010 0 94

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<ccr> the thing about JVM is that it will almost never free memory it has once... guest Jan 8, 2010 0 473

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<Indogutsu> Oh, funny thing I saw at Publix a week or two ago. You know those... guest Dec 30, 2009 0 7

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<froggey> gta4 is fantastic. just got run over by the stationary car i was... guest Dec 26, 2009 0 129

<Corey> Why is everyone in It's a Wonderful Life so stupid? guest Dec 25, 2009 0 235

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<Decline> how do I stop being in insert mode, al? guest Dec 17, 2009 0 237

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<Magello> It is my assumption that every few minutes a virtual sentience forms... guest Dec 15, 2009 0 368

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* worried is now known as nervous guest Dec 12, 2009 0 0

<Steg> if you want to be reasonable, kindly do it elsewhere guest Dec 12, 2009 0 124

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<abiff> I don't like beer in cans guest Dec 12, 2009 0 188

<nyef> Is the measure of a writers' ability to not mix past, present, and... guest Dec 11, 2009 0 62

<Dave2> I wonder if it's normal for me to frequently swear at, shake my fist... guest Dec 11, 2009 0 3

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<ranc0r> IT Rule: When Symantec buys a product, it goes to shit. guest Dec 8, 2009 0 41

<MunInFull> So I've got an mp3 of Biggie's Mesmerize as my ringtone? I was at a... guest Dec 8, 2009 0 263

<Pryoidain> It's bad when I'm watching a porno and I suddenly realize "Hey, I... guest Dec 8, 2009 0 346

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<@stoner> well, hillbillies say they aren't indifferent towards education guest Dec 7, 2009 0 138

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<Crispy`> my friend is making my other friend's girlfriend rage on facebook by... guest Dec 6, 2009 0 1910

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<@Aprentice> girls who fuck animals should be put in a mental institute guest Dec 5, 2009 0 174

<mr_daemon> I also set a reminder to clear the floors on the days the roomba is... guest Dec 5, 2009 0 332

<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola? guest Dec 5, 2009 0 -80

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<Nub> Can someone explain to me how cells divide? guest Dec 4, 2009 0 2732

<SterlingSilver> We got our report cards back last week. I'm not so great in... guest Dec 4, 2009 0 1029

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<@Nome> but edward doesn't even look like a vampire guest Dec 3, 2009 0 169

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<adimarco> it amuses me that, even when eating treats, cats just instinctively... guest Dec 1, 2009 0 250

<Brian> Hey hey, want to apply for a job at my work? guest Dec 1, 2009 0 48

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<DragonFogel> Fun fact: Right now, there is more public support in the US for... guest Nov 29, 2009 0 259

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<DCoder> cute guest Nov 28, 2009 0 290

<Curtain> Oh man, Tiger Woods got in a car accident, apparently. guest Nov 27, 2009 0 379

<@mikesch> Google Wave was built to show younger people how older people feel... guest Nov 25, 2009 0 452

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<ttvd> my gf said if we build more solar panels the sun energy will be consumed... guest Nov 24, 2009 0 321

< Dark-Fx> 2 printers 1 CUPS? guest Nov 24, 2009 0 240

<sandm> if there are any tools to analyze memory leaks etc? guest Nov 23, 2009 0 53

<Robohunk> A friend of mine took an exam in his French class while on acid... guest Nov 23, 2009 0 933

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<Sarig> Now, my evil plan to conquer earth is nearly completed guest Nov 20, 2009 0 162

<thetooth> you know what makes me angry? guest Nov 20, 2009 0 204

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<@ChanOP> now I have proof beyond a shadow of doubt that voiklis has way below... guest Nov 18, 2009 0 148

<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill guest Nov 18, 2009 0 -36

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<denz> experience says, a as2100 fits in the trunk of an audi a6 sedan guest Nov 17, 2009 0 49

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<@JeremySm> firecrackers? guest Nov 14, 2009 0 143

<altoid> my cock is as big as snow leopard's :P guest Nov 13, 2009 0 580

<Palantyre> If a lycanthrope becomes a merchant, will he be known as a warewolf? guest Nov 12, 2009 0 -67

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< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast guest Nov 10, 2009 0 -19

<nlogax> lol.. a guy here at work saw his position being advertised.. and got... guest Nov 10, 2009 0 538

<Alter-Ego> what you should do cougem is knock the girl out with all the drugs... guest Nov 9, 2009 0 228

<DiamondK> I'm just saying guest Nov 8, 2009 0 57

<Rorschach> It is my belief that the Linux community may be defined, as a... guest Nov 5, 2009 0 94

<TJNII> Man, this grandstream phone sure ARPs a lot. It is like a confused old... guest Nov 5, 2009 0 156

<lewwy> so i invited some chicks over tomorrow night to build a computer guest Nov 4, 2009 0 52

<dessin> I got a spam email about a week back that slipped through my filter guest Nov 3, 2009 0 3963

<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: These faults are known as dip slips. guest Nov 2, 2009 0 42

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<Fax> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed guest Oct 31, 2009 0 23

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<Asaph> Yo, Pry? guest Oct 26, 2009 0 488

<Fox> I disrupted a town hall meeting today with a simple question, the one I... guest Oct 25, 2009 0 247

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<c|oneman> did you ever meet this person that was so cheerful guest Oct 25, 2009 0 262

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<+finn> is there something in between "I like you" and "I love you"? guest Oct 25, 2009 0 221

<kaiser> 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I'm insane... guest Oct 24, 2009 0 590

<Horrorfusion> i have just seen one of the worst things guest Oct 24, 2009 0 43

< fahadsadah> Something tells me exec("echo C code goes here | gcc"); isn't a... guest Oct 22, 2009 0 213

<Tunder> i'm not good in math but i know 4 minutes is not 240 secs guest Oct 21, 2009 0 91

<BubbaTheLoveSponge> more facial hair talk: tom guest Oct 19, 2009 0 558

<TrumpetSamurai> I live in OC. guest Oct 17, 2009 0 25

<@Moon_Doggy> sugar, egg, and peanut butter does not turn into a cookie when... guest Oct 15, 2009 0 279

<Oddlot> Also FuzzyPlushroom: Another good day at driving. guest Oct 14, 2009 0 151

<kiwi_> How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy... guest Oct 14, 2009 0 435

<ninjapirate> sometimes i hear "Eye of the tiger" when i'm masturbating. guest Oct 14, 2009 0 586

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<Slashy> Kanye West has a new show coming out guest Oct 11, 2009 0 493

[kris] Hey, roomie... you know that "oh fuck" moment when you realize you have... guest Oct 10, 2009 0 408

<raco> Why criticize masturbation? Better to self-release and get it out of... guest Oct 10, 2009 0 137

<cpltn> how should i calculate if i got a picture that is 26530 x 8923 and i... guest Oct 8, 2009 0 36

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<@g3nocide> I must warm my wrists up for some counter strike source guest Oct 6, 2009 0 138

<Warchamp7> I have a PSD in graphics design guest Oct 6, 2009 0 96

< Mirell> Your mom's a non-profit! I can deduct my contributions to her! guest Oct 6, 2009 0 5

<gary> This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be... guest Oct 2, 2009 0 -367

<Dingo> I hate snipers <.< guest Oct 2, 2009 0 283

<Cynake> French is a useless language for being angry. guest Sep 30, 2009 0 457

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Joe: Tommy's room is right next to mine and the walls are really thin guest Sep 27, 2009 0 43

<Argent> Bad laws are a gateway drug to complete social collapse. guest Sep 26, 2009 0 34

<Funkmob> He's replaced Coke with Code... he does hundreds of lines a night. guest Sep 25, 2009 0 24

< Stormscape> If you watch the movie Jaws in reverse it's about a shark who... guest Sep 24, 2009 0 274

< koala_man> after some future breakthroughs in robotics, but before the price... guest Sep 24, 2009 0 548

<@eliot> someone hilight me please guest Sep 23, 2009 0 242

<@pyna> i read a survey of all the ways they spell khadafi guest Sep 23, 2009 0 128

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<nathan> What's so offensive about meatspin guest Sep 20, 2009 0 175

<hagin> "if you already knew, then why did you ask me?" guest Sep 20, 2009 0 176

<Jafet> How the hell does youtube order its comments anyway? guest Sep 20, 2009 0 398

<eyecer> how fast is your connection? guest Sep 18, 2009 0 700

Hypnotek: Have you ever noticed the similarities between the daft punk Pyramid... guest Sep 18, 2009 0 120

<^Migs^> something really weird happened to me last night guest Sep 18, 2009 0 243

<nikki93> I guess I'll make a video of some GraLL 2 level editing. First I need... guest Sep 17, 2009 0 156

<popemichael> I was in line to buy a new DVD player. The woman in front of me... guest Sep 16, 2009 0 2005

< yaoi_prophet> haha this guy sitting next to me is playing touhou in class guest Sep 16, 2009 0 492

<ctburley> bacardi grand melon tastes like something guest Sep 16, 2009 0 73

Hobbesy: Ghost, this is an intervention guest Sep 15, 2009 0 402

< fawkesmulder> the only thing impenetrable to hackers are vaginas guest Sep 15, 2009 0 398

[ reppie ] to understand electricity you really need to be an ohmosexual guest Sep 15, 2009 0 270

< Libster> whoa the sex pistols are still active? guest Sep 15, 2009 0 47

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<Reilithion> If yhou make a typo, like I just did, it's because somewhere on... guest Sep 13, 2009 0 499

<Plagman> well calls on my phone tend to panic its kernel since the last... guest Sep 12, 2009 0 158

<CStubing> man... just heard on cnbc.. "Let's listen in as the moment of... guest Sep 11, 2009 0 179

<+anosou> You're like the best man around guest Sep 11, 2009 0 11

<Tkavil> I have to type up a speech of my life guest Sep 10, 2009 0 237

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<TugC> hey anyone want some freshly tested proxies? guest Sep 8, 2009 0 79

<m4tt> lol, still up huh? guest Sep 7, 2009 0 50

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<@jen> help my mom get a demonoid account? damn thing wont let me give her an... guest Sep 7, 2009 0 80

<Leitari> omg guest Sep 7, 2009 0 -83

<Negi`> one time I proved heine-borel for R^n by proving tychonoff's theorem in... guest Sep 6, 2009 0 -2

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<altoid> i remember once talking to someone at the helpdesk at ucsd guest Sep 4, 2009 0 48

<kollapse> There's just something creepy about an abandoned mental institution. guest Sep 3, 2009 0 384

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<Stormscape> Yo dawg we heard you like Macs so we only put one pedal in your car guest Sep 2, 2009 0 273

<Wombat1000> if i'm ever pitching a show to a network i'm going to call it... guest Sep 2, 2009 0 -1

<cxreg> i'm going to go in to work tomorrow, and tell them that i'm going to... guest Sep 2, 2009 0 277

<Reznor> I feel like a tool because I just ironed my shoelaces. guest Sep 1, 2009 0 209

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<Pryoidain> Alright, my QDB script is complete! guest Aug 31, 2009 0 278

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<Dr_Pressure> in Old English, a period (.) was used to denote the end of a... guest Aug 29, 2009 0 707

<Augustine> Did the day sneak up on you? :o guest Aug 28, 2009 0 -2

<fahadsadah> Write a small Windows application, that locks up and crashes... guest Aug 28, 2009 0 101

<Travis> dang IRC is still laggin like a ***** guest Aug 27, 2009 0 47

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< toi> I could be trying harder guest Aug 25, 2009 0 224

<RadRac> what is wrong with my life! guest Aug 24, 2009 0 391

<pheand_> talking to my mother is like getting a back rub from Edward... guest Aug 24, 2009 0 149

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<Sohcahtoa> I have decided that I much prefer to develop using OpenGL than... guest Aug 21, 2009 0 118

<Kyle_> If I showed this technology to people 10 years ago they would think I... guest Aug 21, 2009 0 253

<Aforwolf> ANNA guest Aug 20, 2009 0 1681

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Riomerc: The only problem with it is that it's an eco-smart community guest Aug 20, 2009 0 3

<farts> fuck what rednecks think guest Aug 19, 2009 0 -5

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<AlexExtreme> is there any way to make other members of your team not take the... guest Aug 19, 2009 0 215

<ehird> erm, presumably two processes have a reason to talk guest Aug 18, 2009 0 48

<vartopia> you're not an alcoholic til you're drinking nail polish and listerine guest Aug 16, 2009 0 74

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<fahadsadah> "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store" <... guest Aug 15, 2009 0 198

<jatboy0> hello guest Aug 14, 2009 0 170

<Luv_Guru> Those girls are def. Japanese. guest Aug 13, 2009 0 58

<Triented> Let's make a movie that's the same feel of Oceans 11. guest Aug 13, 2009 0 29

<jasabella> i been using my coco chanel perfume lol guest Aug 13, 2009 0 68

<todd> so uh.. where can I get pdf files of my books for class? guest Aug 12, 2009 0 215

<aaron> you know, they once asked Snoop Dogg why he always walked around with... guest Aug 12, 2009 0 48

< amee2k> fow: provided i had enough to drink, i'll satisfy your every desire :) guest Aug 12, 2009 0 71

<Jason Iscariot> To me, every commercial just advertises TiVo. guest Aug 11, 2009 0 103

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<FoH> If you make a glancing reference to those islands southwest of Alaska, is... guest Aug 10, 2009 0 181

<Valtieri> also I advocate the adding of feet/legs to Jesus fish by using... guest Aug 10, 2009 0 27

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<Doorslammer> My idea of fun is prank calling the nearest IT company guest Aug 9, 2009 0 -3

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<t-rex> how does an efnet user change a lightbulb? guest Aug 8, 2009 0 40

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<SHIMADA> i'm seriously gonna quit coding guest Aug 7, 2009 0 17

<Gilded> Info: I am now "the Insane" in WoW and have thus won in life guest Aug 7, 2009 0 132

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<hayden> her: "i thought since you're good with electronics you could tell me... guest Aug 6, 2009 0 402

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<james> I wonder how many people are familiar with the term bukkake guest Aug 5, 2009 0 230

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<@swight> Bill Clinton : "Hey... c'moooooon." Kim Jong-Il: "oooh I can't say no... guest Aug 4, 2009 0 0

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CoJaBo> Tho technicly, if its combusting at a subsonic rate, its called... guest Jul 30, 2009 0 1019

<@swight> cottage cheese is basically curds and whey isn't it? guest Jul 29, 2009 0 94

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<Trivia> A group of these is called a crash. guest Jul 25, 2009 0 182

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<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a... guest Jul 21, 2009 0 196

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< Brat> I dreamt that my cat had become unsatisfied with all the love and... guest Jul 13, 2009 0 195

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<gauze> having sex with a girl who weighs twice as much as a normal girl... guest Jul 12, 2009 0 163

<mistah_j> If you watch porn in reverse it's about a guy who vacuums jizz of a... guest Jul 12, 2009 0 386

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<DevXen> they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one... guest Jul 10, 2009 0 190

<John> i would really appreciate it if you would stop IMing my girlfriend. guest Jul 10, 2009 0 437

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<TrumpetSamurai> That's it? Tongue piercing? Psh. My "rebellious moment" in... guest Jul 9, 2009 0 289

<Alice> what's the most turned-on you guys have ever been? guest Jul 8, 2009 0 5

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<DevXen> seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're... guest Jul 8, 2009 0 1809

<Pryoidain> Did I tell you guys my cop story? guest Jul 8, 2009 0 1511

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<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit guest Jul 8, 2009 0 422

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<tyranny12> and i quote the television: 'Foster's. Get some Australian in you... guest Jul 3, 2009 0 158

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<@baka> anyone here ever eaten sushi off a naked woman? guest Jun 29, 2009 0 613

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! guest Jun 29, 2009 0 2049

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<Strengths> I have this huge zit on the side of my nose :/ guest Jun 29, 2009 0 76

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[Leshok] "having sex is like making fractions, its improper when the larger... guest Jun 28, 2009 0 91

[@pezdispenser] i have no idea where i put my wallet guest Jun 28, 2009 0 237

<Cronos> Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven. guest Jun 28, 2009 0 349

<@Elleo> we should invent a dance called the Mersenne Twist guest Jun 27, 2009 0 74

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<ooops> WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISNEY MOVIES AND MICHAEL JACKSON guest Jun 25, 2009 0 35

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<ProtoTom> WTF's a woofer? guest Jun 24, 2009 0 419

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<jaska_> A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees... guest Jun 22, 2009 0 544

<Dave2> Oh dear fuck I have just found an IRC log of someone from college as a... guest Jun 21, 2009 0 68

<tscmga?> hi, i am just trying to register a new account on ubuntu forum guest Jun 21, 2009 0 65

<w0rm> i actually found this chat becuase CNN advertised it guest Jun 20, 2009 0 97

<Errdoth> Guess what I have that you don't. guest Jun 19, 2009 0 448

<meph> gf just said "well im sooorrry i cant solve a rubiks cube in under 30... guest Jun 18, 2009 0 110

<shawnz> how come every emulator has dozens of advanced image scaling algorithms guest Jun 18, 2009 0 183

<VyseTheQuick> i dropped my combo a lot guest Jun 17, 2009 0 126

<c0nsumer> A pizza with the radius z and thickness a has the volume pi*z*z*a guest Jun 16, 2009 0 2029

<dd7> ah, what the hell guest Jun 14, 2009 0 272

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<Samael> IRC i've found is a drinking game in disguise. guest Jun 13, 2009 0 26

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< juliaNYC> a tanning bed is like a huge ezbake oven right? guest Jun 12, 2009 0 94

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<Warchamp7> The other day at work, two of my bosses were trying to find each... guest Jun 10, 2009 0 939

<Mr_Nobu> So what if Jesus turned water into wine...I turned a whole student... guest Jun 9, 2009 0 592

<MulleDK19> How would I do arctan without a calc? guest Jun 8, 2009 0 146

<aestetix> This is more of a good birthday present idea which lead to my mate... guest Jun 3, 2009 0 1074

<roxylucy> omg did i tell you what embarrassing thing happened to me the other... guest Jun 2, 2009 0 1913

<foxygrl> so me and my girlfriend were thinking of coming out together, to each... guest Jun 1, 2009 0 475

<bigman> dude, i just drew a bunch of cocks all over my textbook guest Jun 1, 2009 0 77

< MYOB> Borders' website just died entirely on me in the middle of a... guest Jun 1, 2009 0 260

<furan> so I dropped by my lab to pick up my air conditioner guest Jun 1, 2009 0 159

<asp> Atheim: Your name is one letter away from a very dangerous idea. guest May 26, 2009 0 310

< leth> gnufs: but that is already perfect, why would you need to change it? guest May 26, 2009 0 73

<Pryoidain> I had this terrible sinus infection once, all the mucus, the works guest May 25, 2009 0 482

<Erik> First catch from a dating site stopped replying because I was being "too... guest May 25, 2009 0 297

<prime_> if java really did garbage collection the jvm would uninstall itself guest May 23, 2009 0 36

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Andrew to Ryan: Go Home? guest May 21, 2009 0 139

<+August> speaking of which, mom yelled at me the other day for not having a... guest May 21, 2009 0 238

ambulance: on my dryer machine the ignition knob is an oven knob for some reason guest May 18, 2009 0 433

John: i need something perverted to say to my gf guest May 17, 2009 0 390

<chris> so a friend of mine had his senior prom on friday guest May 17, 2009 0 308

Kat: You should have clocked how long you can hold it. guest May 16, 2009 0 530

<Raisin> Here's what I learned from Lifetime TV guest May 14, 2009 0 335

<Pryoidain> The higher the IQ of the individual... guest May 14, 2009 0 621

<MiracleBlue> Oh ffs guest May 14, 2009 0 131

<@robodex> you know what's sad? there's another guy in the GTA with the same... guest May 13, 2009 0 457

(FormerlyHumane) then answer me this: why is the acid in Alien so much stronger... guest May 12, 2009 0 88

<@timmo> a friend of mine whos in the airforce guest May 11, 2009 0 42

<Indogutsu> Is that that Basshunter song? guest May 11, 2009 0 115

<dd7> "erics laptop is all elite and shit he has a black console up all the... guest May 10, 2009 0 375

<_Pooky> Watch out for the 700cal sandwichs tho. guest May 9, 2009 0 341

<Fax_Cannith> Star, I know you have a weird fetish for dressing people up like... guest May 8, 2009 0 144

<SaxxonPike> Final Fantasy 10... as far as I can tell, the number is a rating... guest May 7, 2009 0 158

<Pryoidain> I just spazzed on some poor telemarketer, and then orchestrated it... guest May 5, 2009 0 1421

Pandy strokes Toolmaker guest May 5, 2009 0 500

<Uuxaul> So I was on this "free resume" builder website last night. So I'm... guest May 5, 2009 0 2002

MrCynical: I realized my life is truly pathetic guest May 4, 2009 0 192

<Paradox> apparently some douchebag went to harrass the gay club on campus guest May 3, 2009 0 1365

Oddlot: I guess I might have to re-install windows. guest May 3, 2009 0 214

<Fredro> but my system language is english guest May 2, 2009 0 151

< Biiaru> i remember once i tried to autocomplete a sentence guest May 1, 2009 0 89

<nuclearrabbit> So I was talking to SPC Guyette and he was tellin his lulz from... guest May 1, 2009 0 199

<skint> i heard all Russians are poor and illiterate guest May 1, 2009 0 46

<Kayeffem|wrkin> so i got a good story for all of you guest Apr 28, 2009 0 444

< gloone_> how i fucking wish that i would walk by a coughing cop today guest Apr 28, 2009 0 23

(&sith) she wasn't fat guest Apr 27, 2009 0 0

Heratique: i should go to bed guest Apr 26, 2009 0 185

Zerox: are you black guest Apr 26, 2009 0 246

<rewt3d> somewhere there's a company out there that has actually worked out how... guest Apr 26, 2009 0 304

<+k0tash> I once had a hard drive clunk-clicking guest Apr 26, 2009 0 233

<dd7> kid's a genius guest Apr 26, 2009 0 379

<glxblt> nice note in the dish cabinet from boss guest Apr 25, 2009 0 224

* bermejo (n=bermejo@151.Red-83-61-11.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined... guest Apr 25, 2009 0 427

<Xyzyxx> Random fact, I kinda dislike internet-based communications like irc... guest Apr 24, 2009 0 1739

<Bapa> Hello beautiful, flawless people of #MOOP. guest Apr 24, 2009 0 2334

<Nab> Primo guest Apr 24, 2009 0 601

<JasonDM> finally guest Apr 24, 2009 0 169

<@impossible> my buds and i share dedicated server hosting guest Apr 22, 2009 0 390

<ZeroButte> man, its hard to read trainspotting guest Apr 22, 2009 0 151

< carbine> Go act mature somewhere else. This is the internet buddy. guest Apr 21, 2009 0 354

[@Aetos]: so the point of this channel is A) talk to people of similiar... guest Apr 21, 2009 0 9

<@HyperHacker> lol wut guest Apr 20, 2009 0 138

<Woofcat> I never got why Satan was torturing people guest Apr 16, 2009 0 189

<jd998> nuh girls can 2 guest Apr 15, 2009 0 442

*Global* A novice srvx class will be starting in about 10 minutes. Please /join... guest Apr 15, 2009 0 33

<Blaze> whats with all the macro buttons haveing no labels? guest Apr 15, 2009 0 281

<+triBe> (URL to a SourceForge project) guest Apr 15, 2009 0 177

<@Pryoidain> OH WHAT THE HELL guest Apr 15, 2009 0 279

<+Trinexx> my girlfriend logged into my WoW account and setup a fucking... guest Apr 15, 2009 0 194

<Slith> Law: Gun control. guest Apr 14, 2009 0 176

! v3ritas np: [ T-Rock, Three 6 Mafia - Slang & Serve ] guest Apr 11, 2009 0 6

-!- soj|atchurch is now known as sickofjesus guest Apr 9, 2009 0 139

<RBOMB> OFF TO BED guest Apr 8, 2009 0 121

Forggy: my kitten is almost cat sized now guest Apr 8, 2009 0 207

Forggy: my kitten is almost cat sized now guest Apr 8, 2009 0 377

(loup) nice, google's usenet reader has a translator integrated guest Apr 8, 2009 0 44

<urbex> neat....Niagara Falls is ~12,000 years old guest Apr 7, 2009 0 458

<+MurderMachine> Are the ghosts of black people white? Don't interpret that as... guest Apr 7, 2009 0 111

<keiretsu> today at uni the lecturer was trying to open up his powerpoint... guest Apr 7, 2009 0 402

<Takuja> how to get field from some row of sql qury? guest Apr 5, 2009 0 19

* SaxxonPike beats you to death with quantum theory... maybe guest Apr 5, 2009 0 178

<Talon_IceHawk> Do you lack pattern recognition? guest Apr 4, 2009 0 378

<Quaze> Yo momma is such a slut, if she were a collection class, her insert... guest Apr 4, 2009 0 120

(+winterwyn): The asterisk of Judaism illustrates their inclusiveness and... guest Apr 2, 2009 0 92

<HyperHacker> ^_^ @ guest Apr 2, 2009 0 266

<Ranbar> the old classic of pornstar name guest Apr 1, 2009 0 284

<Elista> still..being pissy. guest Apr 1, 2009 0 169

<+Biiaru> Admittedly, calculus is like sucking dick. I don't very much want to... guest Mar 30, 2009 0 446

<Lamia> my husband just said to me, "If your name was homework, I'd be doing... guest Mar 30, 2009 0 1972

<&protospork> I think I'll see this new fast & furious movie guest Mar 29, 2009 0 166

< dexter-> how'd it go? guest Mar 27, 2009 0 302

<Kaichu1> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO guest Mar 25, 2009 0 216

<Voldemort> My father bought my mother and I GSM cell phones to use while we're... guest Mar 24, 2009 0 306

<Mario> Shooter: I eat pieces of *cake* like you for breakfast. guest Mar 23, 2009 0 121

<akari> it went kinda like this guest Mar 22, 2009 0 30

< withnail> i wonder guest Mar 21, 2009 0 157

xexyz: Nothing makes a dump feel epic like when your ipod shuffles up the... guest Mar 19, 2009 0 102

<glxblt> when my dad was a fire fighter they had this special technique for... guest Mar 19, 2009 0 322

<Arkatera>"Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana... guest Mar 17, 2009 0 43

<paul> my mom was suspected of child abuse by my pediatrician as a kid guest Mar 17, 2009 0 1450

<jenny^> hi guest Mar 17, 2009 0 4

<@toastydea> dear lord, i have to have "the talk" with my mom guest Mar 16, 2009 0 559

<D-Myze> I was speaking to a girl the other day, who was like "have you seen 2... guest Mar 15, 2009 0 159

<rach> so you can like chop blocks of wood in half with your hand? guest Mar 9, 2009 0 466

Lord Adam: you know what guest Mar 9, 2009 0 89

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<Internet_Bound20> Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when... guest Mar 8, 2009 0 298

<Panzerdraco> The only two parties that actually count for shit are Labor and... guest Mar 7, 2009 0 12

<tobeh_> dfg guest Mar 7, 2009 0 229

<%bassist> 2 days ago i answered a telemarketer pretending i was a telemarketer... guest Mar 6, 2009 0 227

<archtech> An interesting experiment: cover your eyes fully so that no light... guest Mar 5, 2009 0 391

(SatanicSniper): I'm home alone till about 4 tomorrow, so, my mates coming over... guest Mar 3, 2009 0 411

<@Xilas> so....I use plagiarism all the time in my papers. I just reword it. guest Mar 3, 2009 0 141

<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc guest Mar 2, 2009 0 -7

<Raisin> One of my friends was supposed to be getting back in shape starting... guest Mar 2, 2009 0 88

+Cpt_Blinky: I'm so bleak guest Mar 1, 2009 0 370

<Rocks_the_Keys> noooooooo red ring of death on my xbox guest Feb 28, 2009 0 425

PartyGirl1450981: so I was watching this porn, right? guest Feb 27, 2009 0 284

<Tommy> Colds are the devil! guest Feb 27, 2009 0 170

<ilanbg> I have never heard either of those phrases used guest Feb 27, 2009 0 45

<MyKe> have you ever ejaculated into a frying pan guest Feb 27, 2009 0 33

<workthrick> I just got laid guest Feb 27, 2009 0 404

<gutupio> My dog has figured out you open the door by turning the handle. guest Feb 27, 2009 0 733

<@Tenor> 'Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry... guest Feb 26, 2009 0 1701

<Stueh> This has been the last hour for me: guest Feb 25, 2009 0 432

<dragongame> Welcome back, Peasant McDohl, to A DRAGON EATS YOU. guest Feb 25, 2009 0 403

Note: he was on AIM on his phone guest Feb 24, 2009 0 257

<~Vespa> I had a lesbian (a very intoxicated one) come onto me once guest Feb 22, 2009 0 246

<smurf> Hi - I'm sure someone has told you why you accidentally got k-lined... guest Feb 21, 2009 0 127

<incesticide> fine, you can have ops guest Feb 21, 2009 0 297

<Dutch> I've a girl coming over tomorrow to have sex with in my room guest Feb 21, 2009 0 46

< beoba> i d8ed a guy who couldnt get work study because harvard was giving... guest Feb 21, 2009 0 237

<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended guest Feb 20, 2009 0 -16

<Fualkner> You know, Carry on Wayward Son is one huge innuendo. guest Feb 20, 2009 0 444

<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger guest Feb 20, 2009 0 27

<@dmd> if you watch JAWS backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps... guest Feb 20, 2009 0 136

<Kryptik> Yugioh? guest Feb 20, 2009 0 165

<Indogutsu> People need to stop using the term "anti-Semitic" already. Not all... guest Feb 19, 2009 0 284

<Illing> can anyone recommend a good cult? guest Feb 19, 2009 0 67

<anon1> You come across a girl in the forest, both her legs are broken and she... guest Feb 19, 2009 0 379

< r3in> wow guest Feb 19, 2009 0 180

NewClear4: did you win the argument? guest Feb 18, 2009 0 259

<Sartak> when we win the first nobel for computing you're totally not invited... guest Feb 16, 2009 0 165

Francis: Someday, I'm going to rule the internet with an iron fist guest Feb 16, 2009 0 67

* Ahruman goes back to musing on the days when MSIE was the best Mac browser... guest Feb 15, 2009 0 20

Tenacious: ...yahoo mail is too easy to get into... guest Feb 14, 2009 0 51

<Blueshirt> damn it guest Feb 14, 2009 0 85

< Yorokobi> I saw a great license plate frame and license plate today. The... guest Feb 14, 2009 0 514

<%Friedrich_Engels> i'm fairly convinced a ghost did not steal your weed guest Feb 13, 2009 0 155

<shinygerbil> is it basmati, long grain, what guest Feb 13, 2009 0 266

<gwinbee> keyboards should have etch-a-sketch knobs built-in to them guest Feb 13, 2009 0 157

<numaris> you pidantic bitch santa guest Feb 13, 2009 0 124

ressedue: my boss told me yesterday... "I can't believe you told lashunda to... guest Feb 13, 2009 0 40

<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer guest Feb 13, 2009 0 -7

<range> duck. Someone stole my d key and replaced it with d. guest Feb 12, 2009 0 271

* P2E is definitely not an expert guest Feb 11, 2009 0 141

<huy> I didn't even know I knew 20 positions. guest Feb 9, 2009 0 408

<Liempt> Wtf? guest Feb 9, 2009 0 422

<teresah53> uninstalling shit.. brb guest Feb 8, 2009 0 970

<Tex> there was an incident a while back where someone threw out a baby guest Feb 5, 2009 0 -29

<kami> I keep accidently stalking this girl guest Feb 5, 2009 0 176

<dshs> what's the absolute best question? guest Feb 4, 2009 0 223

<kappe> If I wake up one day and know what the hell "Kernel" is, Im gonna kill... guest Feb 4, 2009 0 -2

<Lync> oooooooookaaaaaaaay that was weird guest Feb 3, 2009 0 106

<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> daniel u know how i said my router was... guest Feb 1, 2009 0 60

%rok3n> explain the 90s in one sentence. guest Feb 1, 2009 0 192

<urs> When I flew with finnair once, I noticed halfway into the flight that the... guest Feb 1, 2009 0 318

< aLExVP> my pal just had the most freaky experience of the week guest Jan 31, 2009 0 278

<AT_5193> i've got a kitty footwarmer guest Jan 30, 2009 0 170

<@Zebe> sudo chballs +mouth urmom guest Jan 30, 2009 0 -34

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<ExZippo> what the FUCK guest Jan 29, 2009 0 452

<hitmonchee> someone was talking about mice the other day and they mentioned... guest Jan 27, 2009 0 86

<airstrike> what do you reply to 'your kiss was still the best kiss i ever had'? guest Jan 27, 2009 0 452

<Ebola> There's nothing wrong with ReiserFS and lots of other people worked on... guest Jan 26, 2009 0 46

<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats guest Jan 25, 2009 0 -7

<darkeLite> hmm guest Jan 25, 2009 0 225

[jenna] *hsus: hey i got a question guest Jan 23, 2009 0 1712

<fleebailey33> lmao guest Jan 23, 2009 0 348

<@swight> A black hole "is not a hole in the usual sense," says Amy Barger of... guest Jan 23, 2009 0 242

Mom: thanks to your status message, you can say good nite to the internet guest Jan 22, 2009 0 477

<freyja> lmao a friend of mine sent me a link to a discussion on an icelandic... guest Jan 22, 2009 0 361

* nobu^ (*@*.*) Quit (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to... guest Jan 22, 2009 0 582

<mixster> This is the Internet - telling stupid people not to do stupid things... guest Jan 22, 2009 0 720

Jones: I had no idea that in the latest patch they added a confirmation box for... guest Jan 22, 2009 0 437

<Metal_Wol> WTF is a l33t h4x0r anyway? guest Jan 22, 2009 0 536

Anemia says: *sigh* as soon as I changed my status on facebook back to... guest Jan 21, 2009 0 404

<root> I think my mouth just had an orgasm guest Jan 21, 2009 0 516

This is Hacked by IzmirLadde guest Jan 21, 2009 0 -108

<&mezzanine> Congratulations guest Jan 20, 2009 0 234

ElandurGGG: That'd be sweet if right before the new president got sworn in, the... guest Jan 20, 2009 0 236

<Pyro> I turn on GTA IV guest Jan 19, 2009 0 543

<tetsu2051> (url to girl on facebook) guest Jan 18, 2009 0 57

<PurityOfEssence> I was at the gym, and I was looking at the distance left... guest Jan 17, 2009 0 262

<zedebsky> by the time we got to the city i had to piss so bad and the... guest Jan 15, 2009 0 120

Xarian: My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary... guest Jan 15, 2009 0 344

<LJB> get petrol, thats got the good alcohol guest Jan 14, 2009 0 11

<angelphish> my figners smell funny guest Jan 14, 2009 0 47

< n0p> hey i'm looking for a php web-based front end to control linux files and... guest Jan 12, 2009 0 23

{GiGi}: Ffs Pony, you're so back in the closet, you can see Narnia guest Jan 12, 2009 0 75

<Psychlone> God is my favourite fictional character guest Jan 11, 2009 0 23

<MorbidAngel> so my parents just made me watch 2 girls 1 cup. guest Jan 10, 2009 0 139

<@|silicon> awesome customer of the day guest Jan 9, 2009 0 138

<%Zac378> yo, you guys still playing xbox? guest Jan 9, 2009 0 562

<@Rjx_> the hairiest guy I know is turkish guest Jan 8, 2009 0 569

<Catdaemon`> what does * do guest Jan 8, 2009 0 647

<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about... guest Jan 8, 2009 0 225

[carbine] People should be forced to talk like manpages guest Jan 8, 2009 0 307

<@malphas> I got stuck with the same prof for this linux course guest Jan 8, 2009 0 268

FurtherThan: sis, guest Jan 8, 2009 0 272

<+Nosleepo> polititians are using some kind of reversed alchemy...turns... guest Jan 8, 2009 0 308

<sniep> my servers are all named after computer parts so that users sound like... guest Jan 8, 2009 0 2121

(ail) DESCRIBE HER LABIA guest Jan 7, 2009 0 386

<drac> I was in a public restroom today and the box that contains the toilet... guest Jan 6, 2009 0 402

<U235> it always bothers me when i'm filling my bottle of water and the... guest Jan 6, 2009 0 201

<@isosceles> im at the pharmacy guest Jan 5, 2009 0 336

(@Zigkirby) I mean, could you explain it to me? guest Jan 3, 2009 0 273

<sereni> Protip: If you're in elementary school, and you're reading Euclid's... guest Jan 1, 2009 0 754

(@Fantasy) I blame that evil midget in rehab guest Jan 1, 2009 0 360

<nqfud> the local supermarket has an almost completely deaf cashier with a poor... guest Dec 30, 2008 0 67

<&qqhax> guys guys guest Dec 30, 2008 0 459

Hoopy: hey, how was your holidays? Get anything good? guest Dec 29, 2008 0 15

< _judas_> i'm told i look a bit like tom cruise under certain lighting... guest Dec 28, 2008 0 25

<MurderMachine> So did I ever tell you the story of how my parents met? guest Dec 28, 2008 0 1063

<%First_Mate_Drak> I once had a girl get so sloshed that she hit on me. guest Dec 27, 2008 0 433

< User_4574> rm -rf /usr/slugonamission guest Dec 27, 2008 0 10

<%pervert_> who wants to play tetris with me guest Dec 26, 2008 0 -5

<khonsu> I dunno, I gave up on the LoTR books :P guest Dec 26, 2008 0 636

(Bucks) That is why you hate midgets? guest Dec 23, 2008 0 233

< sharkhat> and yeah, now im the weird guy at work because of the pooping asian... guest Dec 23, 2008 0 181

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<Plasma-Fox> Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her opinion of quantum... guest Dec 18, 2008 0 258

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<Guess_Who> Back in my day speaking Spanish was liable to get you a 12-gauge... guest Dec 16, 2008 0 -3

<Royall> Being famous means your name isn't underlined in red when you type it... guest Dec 16, 2008 0 343

<+Max[Tea`age]> just sneezed my headphones across the room guest Dec 16, 2008 0 45

<ilanbg> so for the comparative politics test tomorrow guest Dec 15, 2008 0 0

makkusu: THE RULES OF THE INTERNET CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS guest Dec 14, 2008 0 287

<anon9k3> i need to remmenber to buy a card tomorrow :/ guest Dec 14, 2008 0 59

<RobWrtchd> -8 is a great temperature, because it looks like an emoticon for... guest Dec 14, 2008 0 190

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sietoba: sorry i did that thing wheres you say one thing but youre thinking of... guest Dec 11, 2008 0 74

< liat> OH MY GOD guest Dec 11, 2008 0 530

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< Liem> check this out, I was driving down my street yesterday guest Dec 9, 2008 0 226

Betty!: he's engaged?!?!? guest Dec 8, 2008 0 36

Alex: I've ALMOST got an IRC network working on my comptuer ^^ guest Dec 6, 2008 0 135

<steuy> i'm looking for Hitchcock's movies guest Dec 5, 2008 0 24

work : I've been playing linegae2 for 5 years guest Dec 5, 2008 0 165

<Krechet> don't set your alarm clock tonight guest Dec 5, 2008 0 159

Her: please answer honestly, yes or no, k? guest Dec 5, 2008 0 1045

<Errdoth-AFK> lul guest Dec 4, 2008 0 156

<paul> yea, the secured areas have additional security guest Dec 4, 2008 0 396

< Laura> I used to have a preserved human penis in a jar. guest Dec 4, 2008 0 736

<sereni> What the hell. guest Dec 2, 2008 0 458

<Jack> A little bit of Jessica on the floor, guest Dec 2, 2008 0 -12

<Gregabyte_> huh... apparently the mayor of Birmingham has been arrested for... guest Dec 1, 2008 0 327

<Loser> what will happen when I tell my parents I'm bi> guest Nov 30, 2008 0 335

<Pentavite> you know those cliffs and ledges and etc. that have suicide hotline... guest Nov 30, 2008 0 327

Yan: This one time i was at a girlfriend's house guest Nov 30, 2008 0 86

<purriah> She knows you're wanking. guest Nov 29, 2008 0 18

greggacam|Farming: What's "user intelligence too low" mean? guest Nov 29, 2008 0 524

kingdamian42 : My dad bought a PS3, right(god knows why) guest Nov 29, 2008 0 1

cached: you think it's a bad sign if a memory test says that the number of... guest Nov 28, 2008 0 608

<EricTheRed-> i just got a great idea, i can use my laptop to keep my pizza warm guest Nov 28, 2008 0 361

<Infidel> hey i have about 50+ foreighn ips connected to my comp guest Nov 28, 2008 0 660

<the_silent_ech0> i wish the ravioli would respawn guest Nov 28, 2008 0 135

<samsim> The human penis may have 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec bandwidth but you get... guest Nov 27, 2008 0 126

<yoshi> Why someone just rode by my house playing a William Tell overture on a... guest Nov 27, 2008 0 1597

<Ahrotahntee> I found the most horrid naming convention today guest Nov 26, 2008 0 221

<flameblade> when it comes to ground speed, humans are the ultimate tortoise to... guest Nov 26, 2008 0 79

<laffy> i wanna get stoned guest Nov 26, 2008 0 467

<dioz> god damn i need to shit guest Nov 24, 2008 0 331

<JSensebe> We've gone from Jesus to cockbacon in under half an hour. Good work... guest Nov 24, 2008 0 410

xxx: told my boyfriend I wanna wake up to oral pleasure guest Nov 24, 2008 0 69

< Corbomite> Which will allow me to spend cuntless hours fucking around in... guest Nov 22, 2008 0 837

chewypow: so when i worked at Starbucks in little rock, there was this super... guest Nov 20, 2008 0 2660

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<Sharq> I was at work one day with my fellow temps at an IT job, fairly menial... guest Nov 17, 2008 0 506

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<AtoB> I needed an extra xp cd, so i downloaded one and formatted my computer... guest Oct 26, 2008 0 56

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<GargajCNS> i'm going to fucking kill myself right now so i can submerge to... guest Oct 22, 2008 0 429

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<rmuser> one time when I was a kid I must have pissed off my mom's husband... guest Oct 20, 2008 0 370

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<Fox> oh yeah, mr little brother got in trouble at his college today, it was... guest Oct 18, 2008 0 591

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<SirPNut> look, given the choice between turning off the internet router, and... guest Oct 13, 2008 0 201

<Shadders> God is within Yourself guest Oct 11, 2008 0 372

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<+hairypicklebuns> I got a piece of beacon stuck in my teeth guest Oct 11, 2008 0 332

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<@ben> i've annoyed finance by putting 'sysadmin food' instead of 'Domino's... guest Oct 6, 2008 0 287

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<smxsy> i wonder if alien races show off to each other by seeing who's got the... guest Sep 28, 2008 0 183

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<Anarkii> Security staff in the airport's Qantas domestic terminal discovered a... guest Sep 28, 2008 0 72

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<will_smith> gay people shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as me guest Sep 27, 2008 0 6

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< whatsinthename> whats the command to turn on conference mode for this channel guest Sep 25, 2008 0 128

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<Proe2> there's this girl at work who is pretty hot guest Sep 23, 2008 0 41

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<Poromenos> Getting a bill passed is like getting a story on the reddit... guest Sep 21, 2008 0 47

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<tenX> any experiences with expertsexchange.com anyone? guest Sep 21, 2008 0 108

<Khas> Is there anyway to speed up the mouse without increasing the... guest Sep 20, 2008 0 607

<Upthorn> The place I lived on the outskirts of baltimore had good sound... guest Sep 20, 2008 0 621

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<Tom> here's a tip, you can't substitute a washing machine for a dish washer guest Sep 19, 2008 0 927

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<Smidge204> Asperger's syndrome is most commonly contracted by reading the... guest Sep 18, 2008 0 363

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<Xoke> drinking decaf is like masturbating and faking an orgasm guest Sep 17, 2008 0 356

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<cogwheel> So at Longs Drugs there was a rack of "wellness" pamphlets for... guest Sep 17, 2008 0 367

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<hectorofchad> I've seen the coat hanger abortion reference elsewhere but never... guest Sep 17, 2008 0 229

<celeste> d00d my room is so fucking cold now i don't even know what i'm going... guest Sep 16, 2008 0 155

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<Trinexx> I had a hard drive that was rattling like hell once. Me, being stupid... guest Sep 16, 2008 0 255

* WolfLord np: Draft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger... guest Sep 15, 2008 0 307

IndigoNocturna: When the guy sat next to me on the bus, it reminded me that for... guest Sep 15, 2008 0 273

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<Jenny> Wrath comes out on my birthday :3 guest Sep 15, 2008 0 85

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< Markaci> $500 for a fscking loafer? guest Sep 13, 2008 0 0

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<OnslaughtSix> I hope the Hadron collider destroys the fucking universe guest Sep 13, 2008 0 153

<OOPz> 'who had flown from American to give evidence' - the independant guest Sep 12, 2008 0 109

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<TheCheat> I'm pissed off! I'm hungry, bored, my gf's knocked up, and bitchy... guest Sep 9, 2008 0 840

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<@jer> TheBeast, lemme guess, female? guest Sep 7, 2008 0 106

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<Nyschashi-Seikun> got my driver's license guest Sep 6, 2008 0 -5

<T1gger> I just screwed up severely... guest Sep 6, 2008 0 516

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<Taran_Wanderer> You can look up what they're going to name hurricanes guest Sep 3, 2008 0 202

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<toastido> SO... Dr. Phil says that there is a 'cheating' gene guest Sep 3, 2008 0 36

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<@r0cko> i think im getting to old for video games, I was playing NCAA and my... guest Aug 30, 2008 0 312

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<sward> “I found a box I can reproduce on” guest Aug 26, 2008 0 47

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<~SHAGGSTaRR> "Whats the best thing about fucking a transvestite? guest Aug 21, 2008 0 206

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<Gnome> Yo momma so fat, Atlas got confused, dropped the earth, and picked her... guest Aug 20, 2008 0 78

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<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> so i click download? guest Aug 19, 2008 0 260

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<mancha> the ancient greeks believed the heart was the thinking organ guest Aug 18, 2008 0 424

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<Menacer> You'll either need to look in your owner's manual (or the aftermarket... guest Aug 14, 2008 0 161

<&fuqinfruit> Huggie: My mother cleans her vibrators in the Dishwasher and she... guest Aug 14, 2008 0 494

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<shidobu> oh god, I feel like I'm in elementary school guest Aug 13, 2008 0 543

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<prof3ta> i need new windows at work all the time... blank pages or google to... guest Aug 11, 2008 0 30

(Lime_God) BARREL ROLL. ._. :| .-. |: ._. guest Aug 11, 2008 0 358

<Fudoushin> I must've gotten into the Japanese language for the stupidest... guest Aug 10, 2008 0 170

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<Vesper> msg NickServ IDENTIFY batcock guest Aug 8, 2008 0 562

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<Sektor> to the quote site, David! guest Aug 7, 2008 0 215

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<Pappy-R> To those that asked about it yesterday, I just got my call from my... guest Jul 28, 2008 0 185

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<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so... guest Jul 27, 2008 0 -28

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<GreenCobra> We have a very simple policy here: arguing with the mods is... guest Jul 26, 2008 0 575

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<Flibberdy> what are the requirements in the US for a place to be classed as a... guest Jul 20, 2008 0 159

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<wito> I like my variables like I like my women guest Jul 19, 2008 0 60

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<Colin> Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by... guest Jun 16, 2008 0 761

<Vincerific> /quit guest Jun 16, 2008 0 30

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<@rob> the trolls that are in #flirts are internet trolls. stacy`` is the kind... guest Jun 11, 2008 0 66

<indrora> the county commision for the blind has a shitty way of making users... guest Jun 11, 2008 0 387

<delfin> I would play a lot more online multiplayer games if I didn't have to... guest Jun 10, 2008 0 1012

<Snowy_Duck> yup so i feel like a complete asshole now guest Jun 10, 2008 0 135

<IMP`> hey guys i got a question, who remembers which way you twist a ball... guest Jun 9, 2008 0 185

<Lolfox> Vaginas don't have vaginas guest Jun 8, 2008 0 -6

(@irix) I have a tenetative job interview scheduled for early next week at... guest Jun 7, 2008 0 97

<RancorClaw> I like that hentai you recommended yesterday. I like how all the... guest Jun 6, 2008 0 156

<moDumass> after a while youl find dreamweaver is more of a wysiwtf than a... guest Jun 6, 2008 0 186

cycon365: it's strange how the internet is the information superhighway guest Jun 5, 2008 0 20

<@manda> Foxhill has a one track mind guest Jun 5, 2008 0 182

<defunkt> anyone know a good web-based survey system? guest Jun 2, 2008 0 131

<@michai> who is the samba guru here guest Jun 2, 2008 0 366

<+sev> pegasus guest Jun 2, 2008 0 281

<@tesko> the bartendress at the strip club i went to said the champaign room... guest May 31, 2008 0 115

<rm-rf> they have all these talent audition shows guest May 31, 2008 0 5

DabooAWAY: i smell bad guest May 29, 2008 0 301

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< nitrogen> who played tony stark in the new iron man? guest May 28, 2008 0 200

Exolent: I'll be back in like 15 minutes, i need to fake going to sleep so i... guest May 28, 2008 0 605

<IpodLinux> Ubuntu is African word for "I just switched from windows" guest May 28, 2008 0 225

<Pyro> my desk is complete I think guest May 27, 2008 0 473

<+Tiberius> i get my women the same way a lion gets his prey guest May 27, 2008 0 211

< pixie> Heh, looking at what things contain iron, its quite weird that I lack... guest May 27, 2008 0 433

<tl> I can't believe I just searched google to learn how to make a tuna sandwich guest May 26, 2008 0 144

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<Trinexx> There. I have allocated two weeks' worth of vacation time, starting... guest May 20, 2008 0 2422

< Shadow_mil> we don't need biodegradable condoms. Normal condoms already do... guest May 19, 2008 0 439

<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^ guest May 19, 2008 0 -62

< evitable> i always rather liked badminton guest May 16, 2008 0 185

<Jonis> fuckit guest May 16, 2008 0 203

<CrazyJames> I know how not to cook lobster guest May 16, 2008 0 327

* xxalucard is AFK, zzz —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— guest May 14, 2008 0 182

<+Tim__> `hey al, tell me all about your day` > /dev/null guest May 13, 2008 0 127

< Sacro> 90.209.238.56 - - [12/May/2008:21:26:03 +0100] "GET... guest May 12, 2008 0 5

<an0n> If I ever find out someone has an inflatable love doll, I'm going to... guest May 8, 2008 0 227

<Jolt_Rogue> Long, tech explanation, guest May 6, 2008 0 335

<Doc> I really liked the ending to Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, honestly. guest May 5, 2008 0 215

Vystrix_Nexoth wonders why Apophis is reading something that would discuss... guest May 3, 2008 0 267

<Stueh> Well I think the turning point in our relationship was when I said... guest May 3, 2008 0 574

<Stueh> Hehe we were joking around at work (she's a student there) guest May 3, 2008 0 278

<Dexi> is it bad that I kinda maybe sorta have a little crush on this cute... guest May 2, 2008 0 503

<Trinexx> I broke my microphone yesterday guest May 1, 2008 0 264

<@Faustus> The combination of a barbiturate induction agent and a... guest May 1, 2008 0 488

< myself> I just realized MacGruff the crime dog should be the patron saint of... guest Apr 30, 2008 0 172

<Raws> that was epic guest Apr 29, 2008 0 544

jdbugg87: ok i just ripped a cd...what the hell is .ogg guest Apr 29, 2008 0 211

<skumby> i think only japanese chicks can get away with blue hair, a miniskirt... guest Apr 29, 2008 0 307

<aq> are you using Adium still? guest Apr 29, 2008 0 511

<drgone> if i had to listen to hans reiser for 11 days, i'd find him guilty too guest Apr 28, 2008 0 146

<LightFang> I'll be hosting a spelling bee. guest Apr 28, 2008 0 778

<redeyes>The thing about porn is that a) there is a lot of it and b) it isn't... guest Apr 28, 2008 0 68

<@Blode> do you like the sonnets? guest Apr 26, 2008 0 164

<+allie> I always let my son stay home whenever he wanted to, so he didn't have... guest Apr 25, 2008 0 609

<@Ushanka> So, guys. I was reading a book about steganography, but I've lost my... guest Apr 24, 2008 0 370

<rbrown11> dude guest Apr 24, 2008 0 1045

jazza joined the chat room. guest Apr 24, 2008 0 358

[while uploading videos to YouTube] guest Apr 24, 2008 0 326

Starlights59: dude guest Apr 23, 2008 0 216

ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something guest Apr 23, 2008 0 925

<&EvilFixIt> orwell missed by a few years with 1984 guest Apr 22, 2008 0 166

<SgnaTriste> I used to give the entries in my Thunderbird address book... guest Apr 22, 2008 0 550

< orgthingy> wait a minute, domains expire? guest Apr 22, 2008 0 119

<Jeremy> I remember the first time one of my friends got stoned....it was... guest Apr 22, 2008 0 671

<Craiggers> DG was making me watch Chimp Eden tonight and the dude was trying... guest Apr 18, 2008 0 29

<y-yeah> UGH one of our birds died guest Apr 17, 2008 0 818

(@Rjx`) It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe... guest Apr 17, 2008 0 10

wasted` : so basically you fucked a virgin and were disappointed by her lack of... guest Apr 16, 2008 0 319

<Tatsh> in my fantasy house there's going to be a road made of thick glass to... guest Apr 15, 2008 0 201

<BootheaD> welcome to the hotel rosssssssssssthefox guest Apr 14, 2008 0 12

<Tagert> Well, they're not terribly smart. guest Apr 12, 2008 0 708

<TEHd> walkin home last night from the bars, reasonably wasted, stumbling... guest Apr 11, 2008 0 3302

<sungo> I love resumes. guest Apr 9, 2008 0 323

<BOBNESS> you'll never in a million years guess what happened and thats pretty... guest Apr 9, 2008 0 444

<@Genesis`> Dr Phil said: Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish... guest Apr 9, 2008 0 308

<Fox> I did a job in a house completely totaled by katrina today guest Apr 8, 2008 0 257

<tgies> my mom stopped saying that we should shoot all illegal immigrants... guest Apr 8, 2008 0 266

<@randi> seething. in. rage. guest Apr 8, 2008 0 190

BabaYaga: Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way, right? "Prices and... guest Apr 7, 2008 0 599

<newnicknamehere> how do I fix it? guest Apr 6, 2008 0 153

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<evad> I just picked up "Learning Python" from our bookshelf. guest Apr 4, 2008 0 108

<nyschashi> so I'm reading this george bush hentai manga guest Apr 4, 2008 0 288

<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ? guest Apr 3, 2008 0 -44

<travish> you're gonna get her hooked on amphetamines guest Apr 2, 2008 0 106

-slushey- [Global Notice] Due to an unforseen shortage in operators, we will... guest Apr 1, 2008 0 241

<hekman> i took my son to the zoo on saturday and i had the worst gas...we were... guest Mar 31, 2008 0 238

< nitrogen> har! i broke 100 on facebook! guest Mar 31, 2008 0 437

< madsara> I've found that if you take the average, normal google images search... guest Mar 30, 2008 0 -2

<mfg2> rob's no fucking coder guest Mar 30, 2008 0 99

<hixx> submitting to bash.org is like applying to an ivy league school guest Mar 30, 2008 0 159

<Crucial> whats a quick way to push ipconfig /release, ipconfig /renew to 50 or guest Mar 30, 2008 0 238

<4threich> i must be getting old guest Mar 30, 2008 0 42

<+Guillotine> If anybody wants to participate in the greatest April fools of... guest Mar 29, 2008 0 402

<Wolfram> if there's any city in the world that deserves to be destroyed by a... guest Mar 28, 2008 0 48

<jaminkle> my friends asked me out to a club last night guest Mar 27, 2008 0 781

<Garrett> I bought me the best present ever! guest Mar 27, 2008 0 -3

<@jig[g]ster> yeah ignore me i'm on acid :P (methamphetaminelly speaking) guest Mar 27, 2008 0 206

<Hagfish2> camelCasing is more of a convention in other languages, especially... guest Mar 27, 2008 0 3

hippies91210 : i labeled my dick with my label maker guest Mar 26, 2008 0 0

Hali: I stole a government-issued pencil today guest Mar 26, 2008 0 55

process hijack: why do they ship computers with norton on them? guest Mar 26, 2008 0 107

<Jex> we made a mmo game where you are a member of a popular development team... guest Mar 26, 2008 0 204

<cyclonut> the whole "you must use our browser" "you have been authenticated"... guest Mar 25, 2008 0 78

<Bob_work> Well, that was a disturbing message on the AS400 guest Mar 24, 2008 0 284

<Garrett> I was speaking with a student the other day, he was all like, "One... guest Mar 24, 2008 0 37

<LSnK> Defrag is one of those programs that gets more and more shit with each... guest Mar 23, 2008 0 205

<MystMystMystMyst> There's a famous guy who reminds me of you: Richard... guest Mar 22, 2008 0 198

<MotoToad> so, anyone wanna guess what a tornado sounds like? guest Mar 22, 2008 0 251

<gavin|> wtf guest Mar 21, 2008 0 241

<Panteleimon> i bought a copy of brawl just to smash it with a hammer guest Mar 20, 2008 0 115

Pan Man 120: so in indonesia right guest Mar 20, 2008 0 153

Neko: how long has it been since i've seen you? guest Mar 19, 2008 0 697

<Jackal>: So I went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot... guest Mar 19, 2008 0 538

<Sam> Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell... guest Mar 19, 2008 0 491

<fugi> when mccain wins the election and invades iran, do we get to yell... guest Mar 19, 2008 0 415

Amul Muzz said: guest Mar 19, 2008 0 570

l70uke: network connections says it cant find an IP address guest Mar 19, 2008 0 1284

< avar> hrm, arthur c clarke really did die guest Mar 19, 2008 0 138

Erica: Boy name is Easton Thomas. But i got sucked into that. Lol guest Mar 18, 2008 0 234

<PSOAddict> ugh. I even have all of the requisite social skills to be liked... guest Mar 17, 2008 0 509

<Akaishi> WTF, this box has TONNES of cherrios in it! guest Mar 17, 2008 0 353

<Sambito> 4chan is like your retarded nephew. guest Mar 16, 2008 0 2099

[helf] wow, the Marines commercials have gotten way better guest Mar 15, 2008 0 162

<ThePug> So what is the etiquette for "finding usb drive in dryer"? guest Mar 15, 2008 0 183

nugol: my buddy left his CRT monitor on and had a background of 'evertime you... guest Mar 14, 2008 0 170

<LordLicorice> I made Goatse talk once guest Mar 12, 2008 0 418

<+MK> Dude, like, 90% of all people use shared or dynamic IPs guest Mar 10, 2008 0 199

<KleverOneR> Hey carol... guest Mar 8, 2008 0 771

<Ratfor> my roomates are play sharades guest Mar 8, 2008 0 35

<Smokey> there's a pizza hut down the street from here, but it's across state... guest Mar 8, 2008 0 203

<TakeV> I don't know! Who ever heard of mixing SATA and IDE!? guest Mar 7, 2008 0 186

<Giichi> so I saw a jeep for sale with the decal in the front, Christian... guest Mar 6, 2008 0 324

<Trinexx> a GM was playing hide and seek with us, right? guest Mar 5, 2008 0 1989

<Hogie> I was locked out of our server rooms the other night guest Mar 5, 2008 0 163

<Tigerlilley> Well, this isn't a full sex story but it was still pretty... guest Mar 4, 2008 0 1639

<JSPX9> Whats the unit of measurement for energy in general? guest Mar 4, 2008 0 271

<Cosmo> Fox is pro war and anti good tv shows guest Mar 3, 2008 0 67

<Kefka> FAT32 guest Mar 2, 2008 0 241

<@Rjx> my uncle used to tell me that there were 3 rings of marriage guest Mar 2, 2008 0 564

Reiver: How fast are the taps? guest Mar 1, 2008 0 351

<chutwig> there's something about college that dramatically increases... guest Feb 29, 2008 0 246

Jacob: heh guest Feb 29, 2008 0 1902

lbreeves2: its official guest Feb 29, 2008 0 622

<Delirium> $this->hasFlavr() ? $nom->nom('nom') : $want->doNot() guest Feb 28, 2008 0 304

<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white... guest Feb 27, 2008 0 -9

<dogan> yeah I saw a guy dressed as Cats at a costume party once guest Feb 26, 2008 0 69

<C-Johnson> holy shit guest Feb 26, 2008 0 2279

<Shamyl> just re-installed windows guest Feb 26, 2008 0 34

<hobblin> i had sex with a girl when i was drunk once guest Feb 25, 2008 0 241

john2.0: so my mom was reading the list of songs that i have guest Feb 25, 2008 0 2010

<[UTM][ri]TuttiFrutti> oooo guest Feb 24, 2008 0 246

<tarepanda> My parents lived in a village called Scotland. guest Feb 23, 2008 0 307

<abc> I think it's time to switch to a new job. guest Feb 23, 2008 0 516

<[DD]Earl> the age of consent in england was set around 1890.. guest Feb 20, 2008 0 874

<purpleposeidon> I absolutly can't wait for next decade's computers... they'll... guest Feb 20, 2008 0 69

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< mrpull> my little boy (finally) made the transition from diapers to "big boy"... guest Feb 20, 2008 0 639

<AllAgesDave> There are two seniors in here reading a copy of A Catcher in the... guest Feb 19, 2008 0 799

<mgregory> Setting IE to 'secure' is a lot like putting on your seatbelt in a... guest Feb 18, 2008 0 477

<paddypower> i saw these condoms guest Feb 18, 2008 0 2652

<Elliotd123> How many members of a certain demographic does it take to screw in... guest Feb 18, 2008 0 2348

Matt: On Valentine's Day, this guy got a "condom flower." It's exactly what it... guest Feb 17, 2008 0 180

<Turra> the 5th element is awesome guest Feb 17, 2008 0 1379

<`Penguinz> vagina sounds more like a sickness than a body part guest Feb 16, 2008 0 414

<Omen> GBLT = gay, lesbian, bisexual, transsexual guest Feb 16, 2008 0 332

<evilways> shit guest Feb 15, 2008 0 96

<Orkie> it was pointed out to me earlier that i don't actually swallow a lot of... guest Feb 15, 2008 0 214

<Blipo> I'm trying to sell a 1GB DDR-667 RAM chip over Craigslist guest Feb 14, 2008 0 75

Quantas: I'm waiting for my mom to roll it. guest Feb 13, 2008 0 163

(@Gunrun) Pringles are clever guest Feb 13, 2008 0 2278

<Crucius> I had the best race home from work today guest Feb 12, 2008 0 2461

< grey> So I had an idea today guest Feb 11, 2008 0 474

<swight> "DARPA Advances AI Program For Air Traffic Control" guest Feb 11, 2008 0 285

<CoolCookieCooks> when i was a child i thought being disabled was another... guest Feb 11, 2008 0 706

<AgentRenegade> you know you spend too much time on your computer when you... guest Feb 11, 2008 0 643

<Sephgara> I've always wondered something... guest Feb 10, 2008 0 144

<Kittynoy> One day I'd need to explore the part of the room that isn't the... guest Feb 10, 2008 0 326

<Dav Lister> Zedo, a half blind five year old african orphan,has to ride 7... guest Feb 10, 2008 0 424

<snow_> going to go watch this video about a guy who masturbates guest Feb 9, 2008 0 272

<pulse> i remember when i was 16 guest Feb 9, 2008 0 180

< TXX> i got free version : D (of xchat) guest Feb 9, 2008 0 303

<LoveLight> it would be cool if a woman gave birth and pushed so hard that the... guest Feb 9, 2008 0 279

<Johnny> has there been a zombie tv series? guest Feb 8, 2008 0 287

<+INOSHU> Hey, did you know they discovered the exact reason you can't suck... guest Feb 8, 2008 0 58

<1moreplz> having sex during a thunderstorm rocks. you can pretent you're... guest Feb 8, 2008 0 590

iGenius52: i have a ladybug in my keyboard... guest Feb 7, 2008 0 2511

<Pit> I take off your shirt guest Feb 7, 2008 0 1443

[Nighthawk]> why's everyone so quiet? guest Feb 6, 2008 0 339

< madAsHell> I hate irc more when i don't even understand how i'm being insulted guest Feb 6, 2008 0 287

<Stueh> So you know how I started working at an all girls school? guest Feb 6, 2008 0 1735

[+Tarball] ITT: Movie titles that described your first sexual experience. guest Feb 5, 2008 0 2844

<justin> shipped mah package guest Feb 5, 2008 0 362

<@HeXeN> last night guest Feb 5, 2008 0 15

<Iced_Plasma> I was at work at the retirement community guest Feb 3, 2008 0 476

<FossZombie> wtf guest Feb 3, 2008 0 3905

<Siege> oh dear lord guest Feb 1, 2008 0 449

<Zaphod> All games are crap with a gamepad. guest Feb 1, 2008 0 99

Raycaster : I thought you hated poetry? guest Feb 1, 2008 0 -1202

<Jacois> I remember before the internet when I used to get turned on by a... guest Feb 1, 2008 0 323

<redribben> what you guys up to? guest Jan 31, 2008 0 2

<Lena> My mama taught me how to dance guest Jan 31, 2008 0 284

<kn0thing> THIS IS RANDALL MUNROE I'VE TAKEN OVER ALEXIS'S KEYBOARD guest Jan 31, 2008 0 17

<Ace_NoOne> I now believe that the Wikipedia folk assassinate people so they... guest Jan 31, 2008 0 555

Ganon: That magnet in the finger idea sounded really awesome, minus the idea of... guest Jan 30, 2008 0 488

shawnz> somebody's signature on xkcd forums is "warning: unpleasant spoiler."... guest Jan 30, 2008 0 266

<Trinexx> Foster brought a client down to the basement today guest Jan 30, 2008 0 1344

Celeste: so um yah guest Jan 29, 2008 0 121

< Vertelemming> Either your keyboard is broken, you're drunk, or you're drunk... guest Jan 28, 2008 0 462

< stiv2k> so, i have to write a term paper on a 'controversial text'... any... guest Jan 28, 2008 0 132

[+PN] I tend to have my arms pointing like 30 degrees behind me when im running guest Jan 27, 2008 0 271

<thefiddler> Holy sonofabitch. guest Jan 26, 2008 0 2641

<oxide> i took 3 benadryls slammed 4 beers guest Jan 25, 2008 0 111

<Vegetto_> realmedia sucks I admit, but it looks JUST fine guest Jan 23, 2008 0 228

<boris81> im so fucking unlucky when it comes to sex guest Jan 23, 2008 0 48

<jim_duggan> Why are the cheerleaders all pumped up after the game? guest Jan 23, 2008 0 208

<flame> i once tasted this girl who soooo salt&sour guest Jan 23, 2008 0 359

Commander_598: Heath Ledger dead. guest Jan 23, 2008 0 2267

<Gekz> If I was going to kill myself, I'd do it in style guest Jan 22, 2008 0 43

<ZALOAWAY> . guest Jan 22, 2008 0 558

<seraph> Hm guest Jan 21, 2008 0 295

[xexyz] --- sdf.lonestar.org ping statistics --- guest Jan 20, 2008 0 446

<Soccerbum> around novemberish guest Jan 20, 2008 0 169

<drharlem> Hey, I never believed in programming with it but I've come up with a... guest Jan 20, 2008 0 352

(@Hezzy) it pisses me off knowing that i'm probably having one of the worst... guest Jan 18, 2008 0 124

<mr_flea> you know you're too used to working in a shell when you try to... guest Jan 18, 2008 0 50

(meander) Newfoundland is like calling a place Untitled Document guest Jan 18, 2008 0 2950

[+TheWickerMan] as much as i don't want to desecrate the memory of cliff burton guest Jan 17, 2008 0 185

<Peppery> i did get started on that xml thing guest Jan 17, 2008 0 263

<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE guest Jan 16, 2008 0 -14

[marquis] Vista on my wife's laptop takes up ~800MB of RAM X_X guest Jan 16, 2008 0 665

<@toxik> Guys, date("Y") doesn't return 2007 guest Jan 16, 2008 0 144

< doppler> shit, watching the Stevenote has depleted my battery :( guest Jan 15, 2008 0 149

<MartinRandom> Creepier yet the only japanese I know is how to say hello... guest Jan 14, 2008 0 227

<lolage> Holy shit. Most epic idea ever. guest Jan 13, 2008 0 391

<pvck> on most websites, "happy serfing!" would be an amusing typo guest Jan 12, 2008 0 166

<+openfly> i did a self evaluation once. guest Jan 10, 2008 0 252

<@flamingspinach> lol I haven't printed out my schedule yet since my printer is... guest Jan 10, 2008 0 229

<pthree> oh god, ern was watching some horrible fat person challenge show last... guest Jan 9, 2008 0 -4

<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH" guest Jan 8, 2008 0 -7

<@matt-o-rama> i told somebody on youtube to "euthanize yourself" guest Jan 8, 2008 0 176

<miska> does anyone know how to change sex in WoW? guest Jan 8, 2008 0 331

<Kitty> I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals. I'm a vegetarian because I... guest Jan 6, 2008 0 483

<Options> well, guess my parents dont want me playing phoenix wright in the... guest Jan 5, 2008 0 287

<AtropaBelladonna> some girl (shes like a bit older than me) calls up every... guest Jan 5, 2008 0 212

<+`WarpKat> so you're getting married in vietnam??? guest Jan 3, 2008 0 17

<Random> I've wanked 50 times this year. guest Jan 3, 2008 0 386

wateronsand: ls guest Jan 3, 2008 0 138

<simonova> so, supposing I wanted to show you guys the program I wrote, what's... guest Jan 2, 2008 0 322

<anti-net> I'm going to bed when the Sun gets up, lazy bloody thing guest Jan 1, 2008 0 12

<BURNING_HERO> I was looking through martial arts videos in YouTube because I... guest Jan 1, 2008 0 102

<pthree> it came to light the other day that I don't own any clothes that I... guest Jan 1, 2008 0 718

[17:33] <Julia-Maureen> Hold on, my cat is screaming... guest Dec 30, 2007 0 10

<rob89> windows is being a bitch >_< guest Dec 30, 2007 0 1399

<@DJ> Oh man. guest Dec 30, 2007 0 227

<Oakie620> ... Do triple-sided dice even exist? guest Dec 29, 2007 0 330

* Brownie12149 sets ban on Religion!*@* guest Dec 29, 2007 0 44

<davy> remember when braveheart came out and everyone said you can't have mel... guest Dec 29, 2007 0 305

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zombiegutsxx: so what you up to? guest Dec 26, 2007 0 725

<Kojispruke> Oh man. guest Dec 25, 2007 0 278

<Tenniru> I was scrolling in the high 500s and Comcast's organization skill is... guest Dec 24, 2007 0 136

Mistah_Kurtz: you think lawyers have like a numerical batting average guest Dec 22, 2007 0 226

<X-Istence> Oh that was just epic. I two girls one cupped my entire family guest Dec 22, 2007 0 294

<bp> 'i am legend' should have taken place in west philadelphia guest Dec 22, 2007 0 234

<bustatunez> it's like that couple from the folk tale guest Dec 22, 2007 0 445

Far2Paranoid: Knew this guy in HS guest Dec 21, 2007 0 3159

[Katami] I was little and my dads friends dog always tried to hump me and he... guest Dec 21, 2007 0 173

<+twk3V`Hucky[hbfs]> I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the... guest Dec 21, 2007 0 346

<StarRinger> I just thought of something guest Dec 19, 2007 0 1023

atlasFTW> IM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY THIS THING guest Dec 19, 2007 0 409

<max> my mom friended my sister on facebook guest Dec 19, 2007 0 2388

<SimonJester> myself: Yeah. I have a fascination for all things Tuvan. To find... guest Dec 19, 2007 0 2

<smxsy> 'i have forwarded this to the management team' = 'i have already... guest Dec 18, 2007 0 223

< meltingwax> If only there was a Unicode symbol for how much i hate Web 2.0 guest Dec 17, 2007 0 50

<||bass> omg guest Dec 17, 2007 0 551

<@xanax-> like 2.5k in damage guest Dec 17, 2007 0 120

<@sdr> shitting while being hungover must be like childbirth to a woman guest Dec 17, 2007 0 -14

<m0rb> you're breaking up with your girl dylan? guest Dec 17, 2007 0 -6

<sloth> i had to wear a USB cable for a belt today because my last pair of... guest Dec 17, 2007 0 171

<@m0rb> haha you quit wow entirely? guest Dec 17, 2007 0 -1

<@wormwood> you also put things in your butt guest Dec 17, 2007 0 65

<@nici> all canadians give a fuck about american politics guest Dec 17, 2007 0 -8

<r4v5> man, some day watching teenage girls take their clothes off and... guest Dec 16, 2007 0 200

<Squirrel^^> hey hey guest Dec 16, 2007 0 101

eric: how mad did you get when you found out the underground railroad wasn't... guest Dec 13, 2007 0 -2

<Jon`> i only forwarded port 1024 guest Dec 12, 2007 0 48

<Wendell> Who's that? guest Dec 12, 2007 0 97

<@jonathan|roh> do you ever accidentally type more than 1 character guest Dec 12, 2007 0 206

<andr00> go ahead and google "meet russian women" guest Dec 11, 2007 0 177

cycon365: autistic kids rock guest Dec 11, 2007 0 984

<averagjoe> Yup, that's the proverbial spewing-coffee-on-the-monitor guest Dec 11, 2007 0 490

ElGarlic: Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is... guest Dec 10, 2007 0 515

<ChuckD> i see Tab in movies alot guest Dec 10, 2007 0 82

Mango: Hey, the server seems slow, are you aware of any reason for that? guest Dec 10, 2007 0 21

<Incandenza> tracklisting of this album sounds awesome guest Dec 9, 2007 0 27

<Timboss> ur a ray of sunshine on an otherwise midly overcast day with medium... guest Dec 9, 2007 0 147

<Lemmy> : no body like's an grammer nazi. guest Dec 8, 2007 0 616

<jumpatrain> i never got an answer to what P really is guest Dec 7, 2007 0 157

<DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly guest Dec 7, 2007 0 296

<+zeppeh> i was fucking this chick once and she started crying. guest Dec 7, 2007 0 -25

<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some... guest Dec 7, 2007 0 2544

(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and guest Dec 6, 2007 0 20899

<apples> the program 'apt-get' is currently not installed. You can install it... guest Dec 6, 2007 0 246

<Brandino> It'd be funny guest Dec 5, 2007 0 -9

<+MMDE> i was supposed to scare my lil bro who was lying in the bed in the dark guest Dec 4, 2007 0 9

<Jesse_> i had a dream that it was Ninja Day guest Dec 3, 2007 0 94

<timelyx> can someone explain how to use wikipedia in a foreign language? :) guest Dec 3, 2007 0 679

<WeirdAl> !seen peterv guest Dec 3, 2007 0 326

<plasticmillion> so this is totally stupid but does anyone know the keyboard... guest Dec 3, 2007 0 206

[09:45] Yobam: BORED guest Dec 2, 2007 0 97

<+zmda> how fast do you guys think i can type guest Dec 2, 2007 0 51

Evader: nothing beats a caffiene high when reading a good book guest Dec 1, 2007 0 569

<Celox> I'd be terrible with kids, specifically bedtime stories, I can't lie to... guest Dec 1, 2007 0 176

<BORK> wow guest Nov 30, 2007 0 2426

<gaarie> who the fuck names a lake winnipesaukee guest Nov 30, 2007 0 220

<Rijnzael> correcting wrongs on the internet is like subtracting 1 from infinity guest Nov 30, 2007 0 2499

<GregG> I also paid for mIRC, 'cus it's the best IRC app out there, no matter... guest Nov 28, 2007 0 10

<ghib[2d]> yeah, it's like when I tell my nephews and nieces what I do they all... guest Nov 27, 2007 0 129

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<@Foxhill> apparently when you piss in the sink, good etiquette says you're... guest Nov 24, 2007 0 216

<TashaCosta> So has anyone seen that anti-drug commercial where the dog tells... guest Nov 23, 2007 0 330

<IdleFire> back later perhaps, playing aoe with the girlfriend guest Nov 21, 2007 0 101

<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the... guest Nov 20, 2007 0 976

<Trinexx> Holy crap that was awkward... guest Nov 20, 2007 0 3072

<sly> being a sex addict is a bad thing? guest Nov 19, 2007 0 63

<ednos> root, help! guest Nov 19, 2007 0 172

<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP" guest Nov 18, 2007 0 152

* scalpod shakes his head in cornfusion guest Nov 15, 2007 0 253

<ellington8> whats a 999 error? guest Nov 15, 2007 0 272

<D-side> tbo: yeah, something like 20% of students who responded to the survey... guest Nov 15, 2007 0 517

<Zemyla> Did I tell you about what my friend Joe did in auto shop? guest Nov 13, 2007 0 1936

<riker> hey, do you know what the shortest sentence in english is? guest Nov 13, 2007 0 473

<Lars44> ... guest Nov 11, 2007 0 237

<Obby> I'm going under the knife tomorrow. guest Nov 11, 2007 0 289

DinkyDogg: me and porn has always been kinda like israel and nuclear weapons guest Nov 11, 2007 0 339

<+Anonzz> Lord-Frost: here is a challenge for you then... guest Nov 8, 2007 0 55

<AuntieEm> Bah, lots of men with ornamental balls :) guest Nov 8, 2007 0 90

<curgoth> We are the canadian borg guest Nov 6, 2007 0 1090

<shadowwire> I gave away ramen noodles, pork and beans, jello snacks, vienna... guest Nov 6, 2007 0 426

< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous... guest Nov 5, 2007 0 177

<mario> wtf guest Nov 5, 2007 0 238

<Prrrrostata> in the back of national lampoon they had little round stickers... guest Nov 5, 2007 0 418

<RadGoosed> I read "capslock" as a "cockslap" what does that say about me as a... guest Nov 5, 2007 0 256

<rabidmoth> When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons. guest Nov 4, 2007 0 86

[ +Drathmar ] sometimes I hate using 2 keyboards at once guest Nov 4, 2007 0 237

<Timmay> Jeez, my dog and cat were sleeping down by the couch guest Nov 4, 2007 0 2371

<garsu19x3> hy guest Nov 4, 2007 0 611

<Kodan> I hate lawyers. guest Nov 3, 2007 0 399

Chelsea: ...why do I always check Yahoo's bulk folder when I know that almost... guest Nov 2, 2007 0 80

<druggy> i heard something about the us army having some solvers of battlefield... guest Nov 2, 2007 0 61

<dewdude> last time i made chili it was on a sunday guest Nov 1, 2007 0 108

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<woody> So, you hear about Resident Evil 5? guest Oct 31, 2007 0 265

<emma> I have a job where I interact with humans a lot. It's one of the things... guest Oct 30, 2007 0 422

[carbine] My manager has a shortcut to "Show Desktop" on her desktop.. guest Oct 26, 2007 0 508

<Stirk> The fuck is wrong with fox news guest Oct 25, 2007 0 132

<WeiGonChi> I'm gonna kill someone if my back doesn't sort itself out guest Oct 25, 2007 0 152

<kickass_5> google books? guest Oct 24, 2007 0 220

<@MrZodiac> You know, Ktea guest Oct 24, 2007 0 12

(rh387-work) well, speaking of laughing so hard you cry guest Oct 22, 2007 0 128

<Thalagyrt> i've just brought it up in the admin board, i'll give it a few days... guest Oct 20, 2007 0 362

* noir will return: have to make my parents bed so they wont suspect anything guest Oct 20, 2007 0 7

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<Darkmark> Failure is nature's way of saying "Insert coin to continue" guest Oct 20, 2007 0 125

<tuxick> what annoys me a lot is idiot media crying "oil price up!! 80 dollars... guest Oct 18, 2007 0 282

<maherarar> I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ONCE IN 1989 AND I NEVER LOOKED BACK. guest Oct 17, 2007 0 369

<Russa> but english is the dumbiest and easyest language to understand ever guest Oct 17, 2007 0 31

mp: why would anybody buy a typewriter guest Oct 15, 2007 0 180

<kemo_dev> cya guys guest Oct 13, 2007 0 86

*** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg. guest Oct 12, 2007 0 -12

<k-hate> i loved the queen because she was a slut guest Oct 11, 2007 0 16

<Zealo> English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark... guest Oct 11, 2007 0 2643

<Trinexx> So, we were all sitting around, trying to decide who would cook... guest Oct 11, 2007 0 641

<wishes-> i always worry when my banks captcha has 4 letters/digits guest Oct 11, 2007 0 241

[thom] I'm going to order one of those MIND erasing kits... guest Oct 7, 2007 0 260

<Beastage> notice how life and fail have same letters? guest Oct 7, 2007 0 350

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<||bass> irl convo snippet between lenina and me guest Oct 5, 2007 0 413

< thinkmad> I dont suppose anyone in here has ever even opened after effects guest Oct 1, 2007 0 124

NeverWakeUp1229: So I had a major conflict between my ego and my cock today guest Oct 1, 2007 0 406

<Stueh> Dear Penis, guest Oct 1, 2007 0 104

Dexi: dude guest Sep 29, 2007 0 476

<Zyrjello> E-mail from my comp sci professor: guest Sep 25, 2007 0 392

<TLC> My friend went in for an op on his hand, and they sent him for a shower... guest Sep 24, 2007 0 182

<Zeralug> I don't like cheese guest Sep 24, 2007 0 210

<mc44> dd, a dump, a data dump / read a line from standard in / $USER, the name... guest Sep 21, 2007 0 86

<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something? guest Sep 20, 2007 0 274

<Hanazawa> so it's my mom's birthday on the 26th, and I want to see a band... guest Sep 17, 2007 0 504

<Emmles> Guess what? guest Sep 17, 2007 0 53

<w3nis`> Man i love clueless people with open wireless networks guest Sep 17, 2007 0 182

<Rogueboy|Work> what if I were to speak with intelligence? guest Sep 15, 2007 0 221

<jamiebarrow> jlitc: psivamp is taking pics of her tits aparently guest Sep 13, 2007 0 1960

fluffyjim: an plus at da end of the show dey all start rollin round on da fall... guest Sep 11, 2007 0 38

<Dio> Was it Jimi Hendrix who said "if I make a mistake, I just keep repeating... guest Sep 9, 2007 0 1707

<Foal> When I was younger (about 7 or 8), me and a neighbor kid had a game that... guest Sep 7, 2007 0 157

<alpha>: girls that care about money don't interest me guest Sep 7, 2007 0 953

<QBeep> Reminds me of one of my fevorite moments... guest Sep 6, 2007 0 566

<Hooden-Hen> i wanna see muse again guest Sep 6, 2007 0 10

Dexi: i just realized something fucking stupid guest Sep 5, 2007 0 131

<CtrlAltDestroy> I was renaming some files on my desktop earlier, and I guess I... guest Sep 4, 2007 0 134

< Nugget> internet6.irs.gov - - [04/Sep/2007:07:58:02 -0500] "GET /mroadster/... guest Sep 4, 2007 0 16

<withnail> i have a friend called Justin, and this girl said his name was how... guest Sep 3, 2007 0 247

<Kefka> Okay seriously guest Sep 3, 2007 0 191

<UMKid08> Hey James, what did the tableau calculus say to the fair node... guest Sep 2, 2007 0 45

<smyl> i told the new guy to login to every machine and get the ip addresses... guest Sep 1, 2007 0 -1

<Ashrael> My MP3 of MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' has been locked out by the... guest Sep 1, 2007 0 211

<GregorR> Gregor's thought process: "I think I'll have a chicken sandwich. Mmm... guest Aug 29, 2007 0 89

<TD-Linux> I have the weirdest dreams guest Aug 29, 2007 0 66

<Gerrit> Cannot join #real-life (Banned) guest Aug 29, 2007 0 65

ALGORYTHM: my vps is genius, i can't ping it or access it but it's sending me... guest Aug 28, 2007 0 427

<@bob> i usually go with my friend steph, who i have known since before she had... guest Aug 27, 2007 0 31

<Opef> Bahh, screw you, free speech-to-text software. guest Aug 27, 2007 0 157

<T_ConX> It sucks being a spelling Nazi on Facebook. guest Aug 27, 2007 0 274

* Blacken sets mode: +m guest Aug 27, 2007 0 23

<Spy^> Can someone help me plz ? guest Aug 27, 2007 0 1087

<Opef> This one time at Madonna Camp, I stuck a flute, a tuba, a didgeridoo, a... guest Aug 27, 2007 0 2

<Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session... guest Aug 26, 2007 0 291

<Vossk> ._. guest Aug 26, 2007 0 387

<Pikeman> Heh... I wonder if they ever relcate the Los Angeles airport... will... guest Aug 26, 2007 0 16

<Kojispruke> I always claim to know how to play chess guest Aug 25, 2007 0 56

<italy> i listen to a fuckton of orbital last night guest Aug 25, 2007 0 19

FrierT: when life gives you lemons, ask life if it knows its supporting... guest Aug 24, 2007 0 188

WeenieBeenie419: tell me a joke guest Aug 23, 2007 0 80

<magnum12> I do have a hypothesis as to the origins of the werewolf myth. Its... guest Aug 23, 2007 0 75

Bahamut: so my dog is annoying my dad guest Aug 23, 2007 0 4

<tonyyarusso> So I just went and looked at my Newegg order status, and saw a... guest Aug 22, 2007 0 665

<Kcaj> Coworker goes "It semms like weed up here". I was like... "Maybe it is... guest Aug 22, 2007 0 48

Justin: Is there something wrong with only having women I can trust deeply... guest Aug 21, 2007 0 697

<^Migs^> Is there a way I can use Javascript so that when a user clicks a... guest Aug 21, 2007 0 151

<@ware> "ultimate myspace layout css" guest Aug 21, 2007 0 207

xyzzy: do you want a violin that we can't play for shit? guest Aug 21, 2007 0 130

<Fathom> Zoe: Would you prefer a woman with a healthy amount of body, or some... guest Aug 20, 2007 0 438

<Rachel> Can't move to Texas, I'm not legally female there. guest Aug 20, 2007 0 388

<Liquid> dude. I haven't visisted youtube in weeks guest Aug 20, 2007 0 106

<megaman-_-> slash isn't legal in irc names ;? guest Aug 20, 2007 0 -2

<TheRothschild> I can imagine a woman going to a female prostitute. "ohh yess... guest Aug 20, 2007 0 166

23:31 < avoozl> hmm there is a disk failing in my machine guest Aug 20, 2007 0 261

<@Rjx> time is on my back guest Aug 19, 2007 0 -1

<Fire_> HAHA guest Aug 19, 2007 0 50

<tamara> lets see... something raspberry, coconut cream with chocolate swirls... guest Aug 19, 2007 0 352

<KR> I don't think anyone ever manged to compile that package guest Aug 19, 2007 0 189

<Blacken> I've seriously pissed off headshrinkers before. guest Aug 18, 2007 0 67

<Kojispruke> Wow, people really hate Flavor Flav. D: guest Aug 18, 2007 0 109

<helf> lljhihkuggigfi guest Aug 18, 2007 0 856

<Crab> is it 2007 or 2008? guest Aug 18, 2007 0 292

(@Aneyva) my computer is spazzing... brb gotta reboot guest Aug 17, 2007 0 44

<@Biomech> op3r, redpriest owns textfiles.com? guest Aug 17, 2007 0 5

<Nuuka> Im going to be pissed off if I cant use the internet during the... guest Aug 17, 2007 0 79

<SuperCornNut> I've been using Subversion for month, and I only just now... guest Aug 17, 2007 0 -2

[linux] hey i have a question guest Aug 16, 2007 0 218

<Rowan> gonna go to the store when it opens and buy some caffiene/caffeine guest Aug 16, 2007 0 2061

<Steven> working on a CrissCross bug guest Aug 15, 2007 0 47

<cpux> I just had an epiphany. guest Aug 14, 2007 0 84

< fydo> i wish i had a kitty :/ guest Aug 14, 2007 0 472

<Maneko> what doesn't kills you only makes you stronger. guest Aug 13, 2007 0 1941

<Ylle> I need a good Ps2 game guest Aug 10, 2007 0 87

Geist: I installed a personal wiki yesterday. guest Aug 9, 2007 0 85

[helf] or do like me, have absolutely no idea what the job is for because you... guest Aug 9, 2007 0 314

<michael__> can someone help me with my internet coennection guest Aug 8, 2007 0 625

<Rjx> i think the internet makes smart people smarter and stupid people louder guest Aug 8, 2007 0 2533

[@TheWickerMan] Sometimes when I'm sad I echo happy phrases to myself like... guest Aug 8, 2007 0 55

<@DigDug> i had all kinds of disaster dreams guest Aug 8, 2007 0 41

<@Foxhill> Skittles_Goddess - for something that is basically just an overly... guest Aug 6, 2007 0 1933

<Cherokee> In other news: guest Aug 5, 2007 0 1707

<SaxxonPike> mmm, steak guest Aug 5, 2007 0 2490

<Rendrag> just remember your car actually has to stop at stop signs guest Aug 5, 2007 0 761

<Asuka_Aogiri> I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat, I think to myself... guest Aug 5, 2007 0 439

Varnthegreat: I have to go pee and then fill an empty Gatorade bottle with... guest Aug 4, 2007 0 2292

<@MetalOverlord> 69 IS DIVINE guest Aug 4, 2007 0 620

<@Catcher> haha guest Aug 2, 2007 0 733

<rasp> i was catering a “tenant appreciation” event in palo alto yesterday guest Aug 1, 2007 0 2068

<Fahl> I just clicked one those banner ads that offer to scan your computer and... guest Jul 24, 2007 0 495

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<Austin> Outlook suggests "Mozilla Firefox" be spelled "Melissa Firebox." guest Jul 12, 2007 0 1747

<Isaac_Del`nu> Arggh, Sub-Zero keeps kicking me in the balls in konquest mode. guest Jul 12, 2007 0 358

<CTho> i really think NOAA should have called "National Weather Service"... guest Jul 11, 2007 0 540

DWang: a friend of mine guest Jul 10, 2007 0 2023

<Dolfin> Reminds me of when a guy I know started a band with some guys from... guest Jul 5, 2007 0 240

* Oddlot_P3 goes to grab some sort of food. guest Jul 4, 2007 0 383

<+sarala> some girls have babies guest Jul 3, 2007 0 307

GeneratorGamer3: So I camped out for an iPhone for three days guest Jul 3, 2007 0 -1

<Yuri> parents were fighting, went into the bedroom guest Jul 2, 2007 0 564

JimBob2814: I actually tried Superman 64 guest Jul 2, 2007 0 11713

<Apollo> my girlfriend just walked in on me masturbating to goatse =/ guest Jun 30, 2007 0 664

<xkcd> honestly, I'm not entirely sure that I will ever get tired of amusing... guest Jun 30, 2007 0 2314

<mongrethod> the highschool journalism website i run gets 50k hits monthly guest Jun 30, 2007 0 2607

<Lash> What's worse: Cancer or AIDS? guest Jun 29, 2007 0 309

<Skevin> At a former workplace, I tried to google for "python scripting trim... guest Jun 28, 2007 0 2458

<nightwolf> What are your thoughts on chivalry? Do you hold the door open for... guest Jun 26, 2007 0 2555

LadyNikon: they did this one cake guest Jun 26, 2007 0 326

JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the... guest Jun 22, 2007 0 2490

Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10? guest Jun 22, 2007 0 2542

<TheFoundation> "Enraged spice miners on Naboo" guest Jun 20, 2007 0 6

Invisceo: If i don't get at least a 175 on the LSAT, i'll have to fly to NY and... guest Jun 18, 2007 0 2875

(+Mandrake_Barbosa) omfg.. just sneezed 8 times in a row guest Jun 17, 2007 0 118

<matt> i had chinese food last night guest Jun 16, 2007 0 485

<Athnex> they're the people who if they had space ships, would make crop... guest Jun 16, 2007 0 7207

<Therrol> I just send something to robyn that I did not mean to guest Jun 14, 2007 0 468

Contrast: Can someone point me in the direction where I can find out how to set... guest Jun 14, 2007 0 264

<Sanguini> I'm pretty sure I didn't just piss on my dog guest Jun 14, 2007 0 206

<@Davey_Rootbeer> what the FUCK guest Jun 13, 2007 0 9

<Nyschashi-Seikun> so yeah, I downloaded this random porno guest Jun 13, 2007 0 233

<grantk> What do you call a bunch of nerds arguing on the internet guest Jun 12, 2007 0 924

<Vergo> man... guest Jun 11, 2007 0 405

<MonopolyMan> Taft was the last American president to have had facial hair (in... guest Jun 7, 2007 0 173

<Elixir> my mother tried to ground me guest Jun 3, 2007 0 1732

<Bobba> Hey Karg. guest Jun 3, 2007 0 281

<X> i want like guest Jun 3, 2007 0 523

<@Jigsy> [10:37:19] <OD_Jonno> even the adults over 18 are soon to be limited... guest Jun 1, 2007 0 2280

<john1> hey how do i send a pm? :) guest May 31, 2007 0 2970

<JMGonk> Seriously though, and this has bugged me for years, why aren't there... guest May 28, 2007 0 516

<TrevorParscal> when she turns 3.14159265 we are throwing her a PI birthday... guest May 26, 2007 0 279

daftpunk988: Bah, Im gonna hate going to college guest May 25, 2007 0 73

<Slowking_Man> Ugh, I'm dealing with a site that apparently uses javascript to... guest May 23, 2007 0 263

<Apollo> lmao, that reminds me of when ryan had the INCREDIBLE plan to submit a... guest May 21, 2007 0 265

<tmonk> i always got confused when i was younger and saw magazines guest May 21, 2007 0 450

<[ka]killer> what if you just took all the servers on the internet and... guest May 20, 2007 0 578

<Liontamer> Aight, gonna roll in a few, and I'll be gone until probably midnight guest May 17, 2007 0 294

<Fravec> Can i see you on the webcam? guest May 17, 2007 0 333

<+r4v5> so i just learned that hank aaron was black guest May 15, 2007 0 666

<[F12]Nick> ummm does neone know how to change my font back from size 26...i... guest May 14, 2007 0 331

Dexi: I found this auction on eBay... guest May 13, 2007 0 503

<pallet> oh my god guest May 12, 2007 0 236

<jeeves> so we got these new sliding filing shelfs put in today guest May 10, 2007 0 317

<datagram> he's half japanese half vietnamese guest May 9, 2007 0 248

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<Bricker> Hey natpen, we’re trying to come up with some nicknames for Jennings... guest May 5, 2007 0 750

<Stueh> Hehe, in Aus the legal age is 18 and no one cares, just as long as you... guest May 4, 2007 0 364

<nazgjunk> <oohal> Phate, problem is that you don't really have access to porn... guest May 4, 2007 0 18

* custardpringle was talking about how she regularly sleeps in the art building... guest May 3, 2007 0 325

<Coff> We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved. guest May 3, 2007 0 448

<+Meglo> This reminds of back when I played Star Wars Galaxies. I killed some... guest May 1, 2007 0 395

Dexi: This girl has issues guest May 1, 2007 0 134

<DaveLegg> police van just stopped outside for a minute lol guest May 1, 2007 0 164

dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you... guest May 1, 2007 0 421

OnionsAhoy: jacking off is like playing solitaire, you only play so that when... guest Apr 30, 2007 0 47

< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it... guest Apr 30, 2007 0 886

* Apo[Herpes] is now known as Apo[Heroes] guest Apr 29, 2007 0 577

<Kogita> Google ads: PDF Password Cracker! Recover Acrobat PDF file to allow... guest Apr 29, 2007 0 292

<@Tom_Beers> I love sneezing guest Apr 29, 2007 0 67

Grim: CST is California Standard Time, right? guest Apr 29, 2007 0 -1

Sean: cause you see more deer on the nuke station's property guest Apr 28, 2007 0 260

<upparoom>So this chick I know is suing her Birth Control maker guest Apr 27, 2007 0 2619

<@Jigsy> I couldn't even get laid in a morgue ... guest Apr 27, 2007 0 -1

<CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia. guest Apr 25, 2007 0 611

<Nightripper> Ah, airport security. After 9/11, things got hectic. My way is... guest Apr 21, 2007 0 317

<stac> ... guest Apr 20, 2007 0 107

<Lip> It's 7:37 guest Apr 17, 2007 0 144

<Karg> I had a buddy once who thought it'd be real cool to huff glue. guest Apr 17, 2007 0 480

<InkyGhost> So, I work for a college, managing one of their labs. The college... guest Apr 16, 2007 0 389

<Ahabman> When I was at purdue, I was wearing my uniform to go to a lecture I... guest Apr 15, 2007 0 255

<Grey> Programming languages are like Pokemon moves; you can only really know... guest Apr 11, 2007 0 269

<K3> Damn it my geekdom is seeping into my real-world life. guest Apr 11, 2007 0 271

Rs Conqueror: dude guest Apr 10, 2007 0 2243

<Golbez> eastern time is the time in the two most important cities in the world guest Apr 9, 2007 0 7

<Ilendil> If two stick people had sex, would it start a fire? guest Apr 8, 2007 0 161

<bebop> watch hentai guest Apr 6, 2007 0 204

DanielKeep : Ooh, do you have one of those IRC clients that beeps when it sees... guest Apr 6, 2007 0 94

Robin: goats eat their placentas guest Apr 5, 2007 0 314

<sir_dilla> man, i suck at this game. can you give me a few pointers? guest Apr 4, 2007 0 385

<+Syanda> also, the p key on my laptop just came out =( guest Apr 2, 2007 0 211

Timestamps in CDT guest Mar 30, 2007 0 224

<Trinexx[4fk]> Vista makes me feel like a kid again. Not being able to do... guest Mar 27, 2007 0 378

<wasabi> 0_0 guest Mar 26, 2007 0 2551

<Trinexx> I've come to the conclusion that my spare computer sucks ass. guest Mar 25, 2007 0 221

<Trinexx> I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO! guest Mar 25, 2007 0 255

ATH0: I don't know why the Korean guys at school love Steve so much. guest Mar 24, 2007 0 2627

< ipspoon> so last night i had this weird dream guest Mar 24, 2007 0 262

<Syntacs> I just cut my finger with a disposable tupperware container. guest Mar 22, 2007 0 382

Jenna says: I guest Mar 21, 2007 0 17375

Lord of the View: Can anyone solve this for me? guest Mar 21, 2007 0 151

<Eidolon> one time guest Mar 19, 2007 0 147

<conner> All I know is, the World Of Warcraft entry in wikipedia is 20 pages... guest Mar 19, 2007 0 567

<%FreePlay> they seriously think that the Bible can answer every single goddamn... guest Mar 18, 2007 0 549

<joe> ugh, I need references who I've known for more than 2 years, and aren't... guest Mar 16, 2007 0 232

<Rocky> awesome! script done guest Mar 15, 2007 0 1483

Zipper: wtf guest Mar 14, 2007 0 565

NatNic1: HALLELUJAH! guest Mar 14, 2007 0 178

<@nakor> baseball bats remind me of hentai guest Mar 13, 2007 0 175

<wingnuts> ... guest Mar 12, 2007 0 258

[xexyz] Help me dave. I have a 17 year old girl chasing me. guest Mar 11, 2007 0 435

<@Poppin> but i cant go to the dentist cuz my mom screwed me guest Mar 10, 2007 0 193

dalener: hey at least when i move my room it'll be sound free of most people... guest Mar 10, 2007 0 180

<forestcre> girls don't have colons or farts or poos guest Mar 10, 2007 0 635

Zipper: I just found out today that my western civ. teacher lives in a 4... guest Mar 9, 2007 0 310

< nixternal> hey, I have Office 2007 Enterprise free, who wants it? guest Mar 8, 2007 0 316

<Dan_Dinh> *yet? guest Mar 8, 2007 0 431

(Volte) people in japan want to look like americans guest Mar 7, 2007 0 336

[@TheWickerMan] I remember this one earthquake waaaay back in the third grade. guest Mar 7, 2007 0 467

[@TheWickerMan] I'd wear white ipod headphones and hook it up to my shit walkman guest Mar 5, 2007 0 260

<Kwahraw> we thought it was funny to use the pay phones to dial the tampax... guest Mar 5, 2007 0 442

<Jebus> I stole your wallet though guest Mar 5, 2007 0 368

< kakistos> lol. i liked the java compiler. guest Mar 5, 2007 0 461

<Ishi> This sucks. guest Mar 3, 2007 0 117

<CookieF> asl guest Mar 3, 2007 0 330

<Sanguini> Dear Sir/Madam, guest Mar 1, 2007 0 503

<riko> dammit this has gotta stop. guest Feb 28, 2007 0 819

<SpannerGO0> HEY BICTHES guest Feb 28, 2007 0 4985

<Atlas> I just realized something guest Feb 28, 2007 0 164

*Dravas has quit IRC guest Feb 26, 2007 0 557

<DinkyDogg_> worst geeky erotic fiction EVAR guest Feb 24, 2007 0 283

(TheNoxinator) how big is a 425 MB file? guest Feb 23, 2007 0 69

<ed> customer: "i have a pentium 4-R CPU, is that a good CPU?" guest Feb 21, 2007 0 361

<+commodore_dude> BalefireX guest Feb 21, 2007 0 8

<@norman> so, how many dates do you have to go on before it changes from... guest Feb 18, 2007 0 120

Pan Man 120: wow she is pretty hot guest Feb 17, 2007 0 511

<spacecat> i dont rly like virgin airlines guest Feb 17, 2007 0 317

<jsoftw> What is the function in php that fast forwards the time of day to 5pm... guest Feb 15, 2007 0 176

<SpaceHobo> Hi, asl. guest Feb 15, 2007 0 222

<@CMK> If you kill ten people in Halo, you're pretty good. If you kill ten... guest Feb 14, 2007 0 144

[JaMiNkLe] i am retarded.. trying to install Linux on my old dual 800 and it... guest Feb 14, 2007 0 287

<mr_flea> i read the headline of that article as "scientists develop neural... guest Feb 11, 2007 0 131

<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes? guest Feb 10, 2007 0 237

<big_bob_9> man i just took the SAT guest Feb 8, 2007 0 279

<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar. guest Feb 7, 2007 0 4933

<mike> im taking physics, english, comp sci, discrete math guest Feb 7, 2007 0 308

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<CPOK> so when are you americans gonna catch up with the rest of the world and... guest Feb 6, 2007 0 401

<zap> What's worse iggy? guest Feb 5, 2007 0 341

<jsz`> "Since version 2.0, AIM has included person-to-person text messaging... guest Feb 5, 2007 0 544

leemur > vista officially sucks guest Feb 4, 2007 0 214

<Trinexx> ... wtf? guest Feb 3, 2007 0 398

Growly|Work: hahahah i bought an opengl book in russian from ebay guest Feb 2, 2007 0 62

<Parable> Just because I fucked a girl twice doesn't mean I'm hetero! ;_; guest Feb 2, 2007 0 277

<Darren> These anti-drug commericals are getting out of hand. guest Feb 1, 2007 0 463

<zashi> I could get a few pounds of unrefined uranium guest Jan 31, 2007 0 264

<Foxhill[away]> vista was released yesterday guest Jan 31, 2007 0 210

<Painezor> So I had to hand in this essay the other day guest Jan 30, 2007 0 2638

<GnrlMc> The closest you ever got to asking her out was using the characters of... guest Jan 29, 2007 0 355

<@Ho0chie> i had awesome nerd moment with flat mate earlier..... guest Jan 27, 2007 0 470

<Craig> you wanna go drink? guest Jan 26, 2007 0 52

<John8520> I play mexican checkers guest Jan 26, 2007 0 260

<@big_al> . guest Jan 26, 2007 0 617

< lerxst> on that note guest Jan 26, 2007 0 438

< Swuave> Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at. guest Jan 24, 2007 0 2634

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<Chocoboko> AOL has a more aggressive marketing scheme than GEICO. :P guest Jan 21, 2007 0 158

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<Eldritch> my friend guest Jan 19, 2007 0 211

<Smokey> Me and this bitch are playing phone tag guest Jan 18, 2007 0 658

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Reddman: brain surgery fascinates me guest Jan 15, 2007 0 719

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xTedHeadx: My family must be like the worst Jews in history. guest Jan 9, 2007 0 352

<@ALGORYTHM> make your own wikipedia entry then you too can be right guest Jan 9, 2007 0 188

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<Buck> a religious discussion on digg is like asking which power ranger is the... guest Jan 3, 2007 0 346

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<@hybrid> this commercial said "PeoplePC is your best choice for dial up and... guest Dec 27, 2006 0 270

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<@zeleftikam> man, i am so dumb. you know how sometimes food makes a popping... guest Dec 22, 2006 0 457

<catinabox> i can't help being annoying guest Dec 21, 2006 0 209

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ETJ> Okay. guest Dec 20, 2006 0 623

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Merchelo> no one uses cd's guest Dec 16, 2006 0 279

fibrosis> It has even been estimated that one in 10 Europeans are conceived in... guest Dec 16, 2006 0 243

<lundman> could you pull a disk out, and tell us disk size and maker? guest Dec 16, 2006 0 220

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<Detty> aww, my poor housemates have sore muscles from playing wii guest Dec 10, 2006 0 335

<Glock_> so i'm looking for porn guest Dec 10, 2006 0 257

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<GuyBridge> My mom wont let me get the wii because she thinks I might use the... guest Dec 8, 2006 0 273

<+psych0sys> as long as your farts dont smell like vasoline youre golden guest Dec 6, 2006 0 20

<Tony-UH> today in a lecture... i was sitting in front of these 2 guys who were... guest Dec 6, 2006 0 486

<Kai> the impetus to get out of bed and go for a piss is immense right now. guest Dec 2, 2006 0 181

< catnip> in europe, they publicly show nudity guest Dec 2, 2006 0 207

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<lypanov> dvi ports are female... right? guest Dec 2, 2006 0 250

<KefkaIIV> I had a dream that you could put Javascript in C++, and I made a... guest Dec 2, 2006 0 255

<Buck> the MPAA site has an interesting anti piracy blitz going on for Christmas guest Dec 2, 2006 0 1052

madskz: i' tried ass fuck guest Nov 30, 2006 0 702

<titan-x> hey everybody guest Nov 30, 2006 0 2877

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+Kvn: cause mcafee is the gayest one out there guest Nov 29, 2006 0 161

< orange9> someone make me a margarita guest Nov 29, 2006 0 160

<Bill[Uni]> question what have i done wrong -> if($gst == 1) { $price = $price... guest Nov 28, 2006 0 205

jaymouse: friend's kid guest Nov 26, 2006 0 1320

Arciel: Yeah but you know, cannibalism is really just another form of recycling guest Nov 25, 2006 0 201

<Dextrose> you ever taken half a pill? guest Nov 25, 2006 0 332

<insaneidiot> so i have to write a paper for english about why Launcelot likes... guest Nov 19, 2006 0 399

<InsomniA> Heh... My Prof in Theorem proving class threw out some kid... guest Nov 18, 2006 0 279

<wac> In the entertainment industry's war on its customers, the CEOs of media... guest Nov 16, 2006 0 383

<Tim> FFS, why did they give me an antidepressant that is also used for... guest Nov 15, 2006 0 284

<stello> My firewall rules are tighter than an emo kid's jeans. guest Nov 14, 2006 0 115

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<LPF> sara, are you in a relationship? guest Nov 7, 2006 0 456

<Sceadwian> My ferrets are crunching on food behind my computer desk. guest Nov 6, 2006 0 698

<Lupin> I ? unicode. guest Nov 4, 2006 0 386

<[TL]seFFYLIGht> I see that the kid that was leeching my sig from my... guest Nov 4, 2006 0 425

<TMH_> does anyone else find that they are in a fuckton of channels guest Nov 4, 2006 0 277

<Dr_Pressure> eBay feedback score for user "iaintpayinyou": -1 guest Nov 4, 2006 0 2315

<A_SN> lol wtf, from the english "Earth" article on Wikipedia guest Nov 2, 2006 0 587

<WarHawk> guys can someone give me some tips for girls? guest Oct 31, 2006 0 368

< Syntacs> It's a shame Nintendo isn't releasing today, because they could have... guest Oct 31, 2006 0 463

<Yahovah> bsmntbombdood: I have a new nickname for you. Captain Oblivious. guest Oct 30, 2006 0 622

<@TheWickerMan> God damn, this one halloween last year. Some kid came up to our... guest Oct 28, 2006 0 496

<Rjx> transcribing the parts of my journals for the last year that i can... guest Oct 28, 2006 0 285

<landen> dioid the spark of knowledge gleams in every student. the duty of the... guest Oct 28, 2006 0 60

<@Majin_Raiha> like the time my dads friend challenged a brit to drag race guest Oct 27, 2006 0 273

<Flaim> headlines: guest Oct 25, 2006 0 364

<ZoFreX> I'm actually considering fucking some fat chick I know guest Oct 24, 2006 0 202

<rm-rf> !8 die of starvation or eat lunch guest Oct 24, 2006 0 152

<triavox> dont. type. anything. teacher. looking. over. shoulder. freaking. me... guest Oct 24, 2006 0 668

<red_ryan> so... I played starcraft online against some koreans today guest Oct 23, 2006 0 394

<+ba> I'm saying that five-fourths of Americans can't do fractions guest Oct 23, 2006 0 294

<rockdots> lol, that was one nice freudian strip guest Oct 23, 2006 0 355

<caesar> ahhh... i downloaded this beautiful pr0n vid, masturbated while... guest Oct 23, 2006 0 227

<Clipsy> There's a review on slashdot of a book called "Creating Web Pages with... guest Oct 22, 2006 0 354

<Pickett> Oh man, you have to hear this joke. guest Oct 21, 2006 0 235

<vh> So I wonder if when you're really good at something and you die and go to... guest Oct 20, 2006 0 181

(ChocoCid) Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. guest Oct 20, 2006 0 278

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<+Kiro> I totally pulled the Jedi mind trick on someone. guest Oct 20, 2006 0 240

<Pig[Trabajo]> I was visiting my friend's uni, right? guest Oct 20, 2006 0 672

[krazy]: i was lost in school today guest Oct 20, 2006 0 737

<Chaos_Incarnate> i want to get a government grant guest Oct 19, 2006 0 429

<Panda-> i love irc so much more than my family guest Oct 19, 2006 0 246

<morphie> tovarich! guest Oct 19, 2006 0 224

oompaloompaboy89: i got into a fight wit a 5 year old guest Oct 18, 2006 0 453

<MSCaptain> man Im feeling stupid guest Oct 17, 2006 0 524

<JamesF1> I was sat in a lecture today at Uni, and I saw drawn on the desk: guest Oct 16, 2006 0 295

<LycoLoco> My son has a gameboy advance, and he blows on the cartidges when... guest Oct 16, 2006 0 867

<Luuseens> i drank some espresso today.. the conversation went something like... guest Oct 16, 2006 0 108

<Genocidal> belts are for losers guest Oct 16, 2006 0 206

<Ibram> Jesus christ guest Oct 15, 2006 0 110

<jon> shit... im sittin here tryin to get info about Tool for my class... guest Oct 13, 2006 0 336

<lizsac> just foolin around guest Oct 12, 2006 0 7

<RuneCaster> I also hate people that walk up behind you and say something that... guest Oct 12, 2006 0 178

<@Sid> see guest Oct 12, 2006 0 18

<randi> did you kill this perl coder? guest Oct 12, 2006 0 185

<willy> when i say POS it means parents over shoulder. which means no cussing... guest Oct 12, 2006 0 418

<BlackCat22> North Korea wise men discover Nuclear Fission. guest Oct 10, 2006 0 422

<Djinna> i think i'm gonna make fleshy put out tonight. guest Oct 10, 2006 0 150

<nobd> i was just playing hide and go seek with my fish guest Oct 9, 2006 0 183

<Jaswinder> I was listening to the radio on the way home guest Oct 9, 2006 0 746

[helf] my trip was stupid. it was my fault :P the problem that is. i had... guest Oct 9, 2006 0 268

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<Apollo> FUCK! guest Oct 8, 2006 0 376

<Cin> Why do grandparents have no sense of time? guest Oct 8, 2006 0 436

<@Orochi> Give a man a fish he will eat for a day.... guest Oct 8, 2006 0 343

<clifgriffin> Women idolize a level of beauty only achievable through Photoshop. guest Oct 8, 2006 0 259

<Omi> So yeah, this idiot was trying to insult me guest Oct 7, 2006 0 187

<Anony-X>I use Photoshop for morally questionable purposes. guest Oct 7, 2006 0 163

thepr0fessor: Can anyone define simply the "Big Bang Theory? guest Oct 5, 2006 0 373

<@Biomech> I was at the opticians today, and the only way I could think of to... guest Oct 5, 2006 0 201

<GreyKnight> Hey, I just won the lottery in *Spain* this time!! guest Oct 5, 2006 0 259

<CinamonGirl> Fuck my ass hurts guest Oct 5, 2006 0 431

<Apofisu> Allow me to sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall guest Oct 5, 2006 0 283

< |xanth|> I'm just that random guy who hangs around to make you feel better... guest Oct 4, 2006 0 257

<iV> close call tonight guest Oct 3, 2006 0 1193

<MrZodiac> oh man guest Oct 3, 2006 0 252

<@semi> man guest Oct 3, 2006 0 167

<sysv> omg i was so fucking stoned yesterday guest Oct 2, 2006 0 896

Phryss: to change stuff, I need a password I don't remember guest Oct 2, 2006 0 371

<Rayder> If you are interested in being part of a the Knowledge Bowl Team... guest Oct 1, 2006 0 199

<kaiser> how much weight can a donkey handle? guest Oct 1, 2006 0 427

<Stux> my girlfriend sent me a video guest Oct 1, 2006 0 173

<mojosmackwit> sorry guest Sep 30, 2006 0 226

<@reed> Anybody run a Microsoft FTP server? guest Sep 30, 2006 0 226

<toor> MandaCakes: what does yom kippur taste like guest Sep 30, 2006 0 217

<Vulpyne> in my enlish class we were doing this mad lib type things guest Sep 30, 2006 0 157

<@SNB> ... I just tried to scratch myself with the cursor. guest Sep 30, 2006 0 241

MotaStorm: So my buddy came out of the bathroom at Taco Bell guest Sep 30, 2006 0 182

<ibiwan> skype to the rescue guest Sep 30, 2006 0 170

<Moppy> I think I found a pointless secret passageway :( guest Sep 29, 2006 0 173

< PatrickBic> will go home soon guest Sep 29, 2006 0 188

<clice> yo guest Sep 28, 2006 0 188

TrogL> overnight the janitors turned off the master DO NOT TURN OFF THIS SWITCH... guest Sep 28, 2006 0 339

TrogL> the person handing out official photo id will not give you your official... guest Sep 28, 2006 0 291

<GoronZ> If I saw a person dress up as an Elf tomorrow I'm gonna shoot them. guest Sep 27, 2006 0 277

<mrk_mat> I am BRILLIANT guest Sep 27, 2006 0 218

jingoisticbsnis: e^x is walking along and 42 goes running by screaming... guest Sep 26, 2006 0 161

xyzzy: note to self - dont hit on homeschooled chicks guest Sep 26, 2006 0 360

<nul1o> this pedo sees a kid hanging around near the edge of the cliff crying guest Sep 26, 2006 0 239

<bubba> don't they have laws against lying in advertising? guest Sep 25, 2006 0 291

Error_404: heh, everyone in this building except me is so nice guest Sep 25, 2006 0 325

<Rod> i wonder if that little RC plane with the camera on it could fly into... guest Sep 25, 2006 0 188

<Stormscape> oh man I love that alzheimers commercial. it shows an old guy... guest Sep 23, 2006 0 111

--> Jebus (Jebus@2ee923c5.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk) has joined #nightgig guest Sep 23, 2006 0 266

<turtlexiv> do you know of a built-in function to strip out possible extra info... guest Sep 23, 2006 0 76

<Amika> what is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm guest Sep 23, 2006 0 380

<Justin_Meisse> I think I may have conquered my nemisis, the bane of my... guest Sep 22, 2006 0 147

Bulrog Cartman: Well, my sister got in an argument with her boyfriend in... guest Sep 21, 2006 0 294

<North> In school I wrote on a desk "This desk is SERIOUS business" guest Sep 21, 2006 0 138

< marnanel> getting an email from the people you wrote a database app for ten... guest Sep 21, 2006 0 129

<Shaezerus> Sep 21, 2006 Play-Asia.com Order #------- received. guest Sep 21, 2006 0 214

<Angelic> In other news, Sony annonced that it's new game console, the PS3... guest Sep 20, 2006 0 113

yeats: man guest Sep 20, 2006 0 133

<Phroziac> lol, my dad thought kelly clarkson was country guest Sep 20, 2006 0 160

<eieioh> i completely trashed my vocal cords this weekend while playing a few... guest Sep 20, 2006 0 421

<SuperJuan> ffs guest Sep 20, 2006 0 149

<@Rjx> 14.10. The BLACKHOLE Storage Engine guest Sep 20, 2006 0 171

<netcrusher88> Sloloem says he found one of the old-style TTY things sitting... guest Sep 20, 2006 0 174

<goldfish> datagram, highschools throw away blackboards when they "upgrade" to... guest Sep 19, 2006 0 132

<jsz> i wouldnt hit it guest Sep 19, 2006 0 195

<@oBs> LOL guest Sep 19, 2006 0 376

<Capn_Frink> Arr, we should mutiny and sail th' channel back to the safe haven... guest Sep 19, 2006 0 238

< fr00t> hey you guys are gonna hate me for this but I'm wondering if you know... guest Sep 19, 2006 0 191

<Anitox> IE doesnt support appendChild does it? guest Sep 19, 2006 0 128

* DreadPirate pictures the airline handing Mango a parachute and pointing her... guest Sep 18, 2006 0 432

<celti> Get lost in a forest for a few months. Sure way to shed some pounds. guest Sep 18, 2006 0 246

<Evenflow> gotta go clean up now, got a redhead coming tonight who likes to be... guest Sep 18, 2006 0 457

<Rewt`> I had you pictured as a big fat puerto rican guest Sep 18, 2006 0 107

[thrukriz] guys do you know how to use MYSQL? guest Sep 17, 2006 0 291

<erf> You know, I never expected to spend my sundays arguing which character... guest Sep 17, 2006 0 115

<Inkyghost> Steve Irwin died the way he lived. guest Sep 17, 2006 0 300

<+Clariax> M_Tabak fears paper cutters guest Sep 17, 2006 0 263

<BamaWOLF> some bird just shit on me guest Sep 16, 2006 0 116

<jessecrouch> any of you ever play those mmorpg sex/relationship games? guest Sep 16, 2006 0 190

* eml pokes suve in the eye guest Sep 16, 2006 0 180

<Sean`Macmillan> In a consulting firm I worked for, they abbreviated "analysis"... guest Sep 13, 2006 0 176

<TheWickerMan> Please learn to read. guest Sep 12, 2006 0 588

Orb: HA YES guest Sep 12, 2006 0 375

<RealmRPGer> So I plugged in a new ethernet cable about half an hour ago. So... guest Sep 12, 2006 0 193

jade: I was too lazy to get up and turn off the light, and there was an... guest Sep 10, 2006 0 287

<HK> You mean all my unsanitary places? guest Sep 9, 2006 0 258

<Wax_on_whack_off> men, my roommate had a fierce seizure in the bathtub guest Sep 9, 2006 0 2271

<Jodie>: But dident you say Sydney was hot? guest Sep 8, 2006 0 204

Metalcore: see, the lack of emotion i could ALMOST deal with. guest Sep 6, 2006 0 131

<xevious> hey did you guys hear that they are recalling all of steve irwins... guest Sep 5, 2006 0 93

<ArianaK> I want my money back. guest Sep 4, 2006 0 227

<Digital> Tampons are lame. guest Sep 4, 2006 0 150

<codergeek42> How is your labor-day weekend going so far? :) guest Sep 2, 2006 0 125

<Burningmace> I had a customer in hysterics today at work guest Sep 1, 2006 0 965

<snoozedell> what's your favorite planet guest Aug 31, 2006 0 295

pastachees: Titanic is really bad guest Aug 30, 2006 0 538

<dsfargeg> right, I don't even know how to start this calculus question :( guest Aug 29, 2006 0 341

<FireSlash> So, at my office they're deploying a bunch of new HP Color Laser... guest Aug 28, 2006 0 316

<stu14> Does Australia float around or is it stuck there guest Aug 28, 2006 0 524

<DogTheBootyHunter> dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitsonofabitch guest Aug 27, 2006 0 277

|rage---| anyone here have a ds? guest Aug 27, 2006 0 0

<swight> hope colbert wins an emmy guest Aug 27, 2006 0 200

<Draconx> codered, aplay < /dev/urandom guest Aug 26, 2006 0 299

[DAY] Trinexx: I saw the most awesome Windows error today: "A malicious program... guest Aug 25, 2006 0 3742

<Sabator> ATi name their cards using a dartboard with all the letters of the... guest Aug 23, 2006 0 118

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<@psych0sys> i told my old boss once i wanted to fuck a pregnant bitch so i... guest Aug 23, 2006 0 147

<LexMortis> At the oslo airport was one of the led scrolling info signs and it... guest Aug 23, 2006 0 251

<DinkyDogg> my mom and sister and i had an awesome moment going through... guest Aug 22, 2006 0 860

<absinth> omg ! my father finished call of duty! guest Aug 18, 2006 0 386

(+wolrah) I need to get a job building fire extinguishers. guest Aug 15, 2006 0 154

FFXFD: hmm, CNN has something on "the female brain" guest Aug 15, 2006 0 281

<pipo> ...um. guest Aug 11, 2006 0 1821

<mgblst> I joined the half-mile high club. It is like the mile high club, but... guest Aug 10, 2006 0 104

<DanAtHome> WELLINGTON (Reuters) - New Zealand's indigenous Maori population... guest Aug 9, 2006 0 452

<tydel> this fat chick walked up to me at the club tonight guest Aug 7, 2006 0 295

<steve> I just jumped over the coffee table in the living room into a roll... guest Aug 7, 2006 0 312

<chief> What other city does uk have apart from england guest Aug 1, 2006 0 187

<Xeneizes> I don't think I'm going to look at my video game code websites on... guest Jul 31, 2006 0 161

Turbo Lover GT2: lmao, this dude at the gay pride parade in San Diego, went... guest Jul 31, 2006 0 43

<EnderGT> When I was a kid I went with my dad to his job in facilities for a... guest Jul 31, 2006 0 563

<CtrlAltDestroy> Alright, so I was working at Steak n Shake today guest Jul 30, 2006 0 563

<RMD> hulk hogan is apparently gonna be there. guest Jul 29, 2006 0 99

<+Daemonic> evolution is a flawed theory guest Jul 28, 2006 0 209

<tpk> OH, Cascading Style Sheets... guest Jul 27, 2006 0 163

<PenguinMan> That is wrong on so many levels, I think I had to fight a boss or... guest Jul 26, 2006 0 447

<@Swishy> i knew this one cat guest Jul 26, 2006 0 214

VarnTheGreat: I have some orange drink thing here and grape juice. guest Jul 25, 2006 0 309

Sonic McTails: Man, work is dead today guest Jul 24, 2006 0 297

<+syc> a lady having problems burning dvd's guest Jul 24, 2006 0 187

<Surt> i learned an important lesson tonight guest Jul 18, 2006 0 334

<Hephesus> I think the baby has a fever... guest Jul 18, 2006 0 112

<TheMaze> *sigh* my TV just restarted to finish installing windows updates guest Jul 16, 2006 0 178

<mikeash> ok, look, if there's a specific problem that prompted you to come in... guest Jul 16, 2006 0 250

<pr3d4t0r> loke__: I long for the days when Mexico had electoral fraud, Russia... guest Jul 16, 2006 0 252

k2xl: being single vs having a steady girlfriend can be related to working guest Jul 13, 2006 0 227

<+chels> real human porn weirds me out, i dont wana see other people doin it guest Jul 13, 2006 0 8

Xop: Hey, I'm smooth when I want to be. guest Jul 10, 2006 0 222

(@_MB_) so guest Jul 10, 2006 0 272

<@D1> I'm reading stephen hawking's website and I can't help to do it in that... guest Jul 9, 2006 0 160

<@mr_white> i think my friend has ADD guest Jul 7, 2006 0 1750

<Workdug> <woebeetle> russian food = alcohol,cigarettes,cabbage guest Jul 7, 2006 0 14

< nippleboy> you really got that "cool chat girl that doesn't get hung-up on... guest Jul 6, 2006 0 141

< zeleftikam> i had a fuckin weird ass dream last night.. suddenly i realised i... guest Jul 6, 2006 0 169

<sp3a> Quoting James from Facebook <comment-info-rt@facebook.com>: guest Jul 6, 2006 0 0

<TwiZted> i got a 137,000 point drift on nfsu 2 guest Jul 6, 2006 0 669

<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get guest Jul 5, 2006 0 3

<@kiafaldorius> is it just me or is it cool that 1337 (string) converted to hex... guest Jul 5, 2006 0 329

<Dr_Pressure> just above the burgers section of the menu at TGI Friday's it says guest Jul 4, 2006 0 223

xTedHeadx: GNAAAAHHH CAT ON BACK guest Jul 4, 2006 0 551

<misterx> Want a pic? guest Jul 4, 2006 0 18

<CellularZipper> im gonna 3-way with jessica and maegan tonight guest Jul 3, 2006 0 241

<Omi> When I have kids guest Jul 3, 2006 0 226

Spfamg24BIG: Can you get blind from looking at pictures of solar eclipses? guest Jul 2, 2006 0 218

<lemur> wow guest Jul 2, 2006 0 132

<AlmtyBob> motherfucker guest Jul 2, 2006 0 44

<Trinexx> greatest feeling on earth: being pissed off because you dont have any... guest Jun 30, 2006 0 210

<Zenith`> This porn sucks. guest Jun 30, 2006 0 161

<tybofborg> damn i have a bad feeling about this guest Jun 30, 2006 0 275

<Domr0x>Do you have a tape recorder? guest Jun 26, 2006 0 247

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maurspleen: i work at a fish market guest Jun 26, 2006 0 126

<AI> I just found some C code in my home dir on some linux machine guest Jun 24, 2006 0 325

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<&Erik> you at work? guest Jun 23, 2006 0 195

<jjpwnxu> i have nothing to do and I'm REALLY bored. guest Jun 23, 2006 0 0

<evilAdmin> omg... PDF rules. guest Jun 23, 2006 0 236

Pan Man 120: wtf guest Jun 22, 2006 0 389

<rob> but also making sure they are complete sets guest Jun 22, 2006 0 -1

<@Pie> unemployment rocks guest Jun 22, 2006 0 1215

<Oyerth> You bastard. guest Jun 22, 2006 0 142

Speckz: her orgasms sound like throwing a cardboard box into a fireplace guest Jun 21, 2006 0 11

<jengelh:##c++> void jesus_ify(void) { return dynamic_cast<wine>(water); } guest Jun 21, 2006 0 131

<relsqui> my cat just lay down with her chin on my wrist. that's very very... guest Jun 21, 2006 0 201

King_Nintendoid: Set phasers to skullfuck guest Jun 21, 2006 0 126

Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :( guest Jun 21, 2006 0 3650

<sonic> nah, for the enterprise and server systems I think, they want to... guest Jun 20, 2006 0 71

<&Time> Record Uptime: 13w 1d 8h 47m 15s set on Thu Mar 10 11:08:44 2005 guest Jun 20, 2006 0 217

<Zok> One of my asshole friends got on my facebook account guest Jun 20, 2006 0 573

<Vagrant> hey everyone guest Jun 19, 2006 0 664

< shad0w1e> hmm sleepydog, you said that reiserfs would only be faster in some... guest Jun 18, 2006 0 128

< Kedrot> wtf... guest Jun 18, 2006 0 145

<cmdr_sm> should i add 10 years of missionairy work in africa to my cv? :) guest Jun 18, 2006 0 174

<IdleRPGbot>demonx: LEVEL UP! You are now on level 100. guest Jun 18, 2006 0 115

<Dj-Danstar_Project> i never said i was a dj guest Jun 18, 2006 0 190

<MadMax> Which is a better question to spend time and money thinking about: guest Jun 18, 2006 0 161

<Rem0> the hitler miniseries was pretty cool guest Jun 18, 2006 0 140

<evalneb> what's the link to your site, david johnston? guest Jun 18, 2006 0 169

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<@ectweak> so guest Jun 17, 2006 0 157

<mr_flea> that and i think i tried to swallow something way too large for my... guest Jun 17, 2006 0 272

<hybrid> emacs has a text adventure game in it guest Jun 16, 2006 0 271

<hohum> so I've been working on this now for the last several hours guest Jun 16, 2006 0 123

<descart3s> i heard some chick tell another chick to shut her "cock port" today guest Jun 15, 2006 0 676

<ToxicFrog|AFK> Hmm. guest Jun 14, 2006 0 443

<CtrlAltDestroy> Man, I just had quite a College Student moment guest Jun 14, 2006 0 268

<pm-> i am going into the bathroom now to count my money guest Jun 13, 2006 0 213

<Squibby> our old CEO's wife had business cards printed out guest Jun 13, 2006 0 259

<@hkyhds> terminal is playing: Rage Against the Machine - Bullet in the Head... guest Jun 12, 2006 0 87

<@Rjx> there's a good rule for dealing with psychiatric doctors guest Jun 12, 2006 0 101

<Apophis> I think I need to trim my toenails. guest Jun 12, 2006 0 494

<Khaos> Ok, so I was on a long, boring flight on sunday, ok? guest Jun 12, 2006 0 304

SC ALTHACK: somehow emotional final goodbuys seem to have less meaning when you... guest Jun 12, 2006 0 295

<+DaDead> are you hot? guest Jun 11, 2006 0 410

<Stormscape> DARE is retarded guest Jun 10, 2006 0 -2

<Bobofsmeg> Well Phil, it's obvious to anybody that vaguely knows Amber that... guest Jun 9, 2006 0 166

<ktek> yesterday some dumb teen on a bike heading toward my car shone a green... guest Jun 9, 2006 0 350

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<mvz> my morning erection is my power on self test guest Jun 8, 2006 0 185

<gnarfel> i run linux on my toaster guest Jun 8, 2006 0 567

<swight> Canadian television reports that one of a group of Toronto-area men... guest Jun 7, 2006 0 38

<Retro> ok so this morning my friend brings in a huge tub of peanut butter guest Jun 7, 2006 0 264

< withnail> i read a true story in a book today, cracked me up. these guys are... guest Jun 6, 2006 0 885

<mack> i totally got pwned by a spider this morning guest Jun 6, 2006 0 648

<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!! guest Jun 6, 2006 0 8119

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< niteshad> Every so often, a van from Corporate will pull up and drop off a... guest Jun 5, 2006 0 393

<@Delphy> heh, a man died of dehydration when he became stuck between two water... guest Jun 5, 2006 0 286

<@csqrl> i think when i have my first interview for mykoala guest Jun 5, 2006 0 153

<Rod> that would be a great scientific experiement guest Jun 5, 2006 0 472

<mizore> Gah! Stupid Debian ISO download! 3kbps T_T guest Jun 5, 2006 0 538

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<Chrisid> so where does the hacker community hang out guest Jun 4, 2006 0 168

<jre> semitic grrlz = hot guest Jun 4, 2006 0 106

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<@TheOracle> the top reason I like alcoholic investors, they cant remember if... guest Jun 3, 2006 0 208

<Romykins> Well, grass is always greener on the other side etc etc guest Jun 3, 2006 0 28

<code> i'm not wearing any pants. guest Jun 3, 2006 0 470

<AwwJeah> I want to fill a super soaker with cheap vodka and spray down other... guest Jun 2, 2006 0 559

<NoelCower> Before you is a pie. There is a door leading to the east. guest Jun 2, 2006 0 506

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<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month guest Jun 2, 2006 0 260

<The_GGA> Never.. ever.. misspell guest Jun 1, 2006 0 385

Teh Cranny: What if someone came up to you at random and said "I need pants"? guest Jun 1, 2006 0 293

<Saito|SemiHere> HA! guest Jun 1, 2006 0 131

<hydro-> and the boss tells me i can use their parking lot to fuck bitches in... guest Jun 1, 2006 0 4

<Ked|work> You know you've used linux more than google when typing 'man pipe'... guest Jun 1, 2006 0 414

<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid guest Jun 1, 2006 0 193

<farce> i was at a strip club and this hot little mexican girl showed me she... guest Jun 1, 2006 0 183

Ryan: Whats a good lie to fill some hours in? I have a day with nothing. lol guest May 31, 2006 0 133

Curseoftantalus: How the HELL are ya doin? guest May 31, 2006 0 329

Kat: They should make a NetFlicks for books! guest May 31, 2006 0 393

<Trinexx> Ahhhh, nothing like putting on a fresh pair of boxers :) guest May 30, 2006 0 324

<LinearA> so my boss emails me this resume for a 10AM interview guest May 30, 2006 0 201

Mattykins: i just did the stupidest thing evar guest May 30, 2006 0 398

<itai> found a bug in the english wiki site :| guest May 30, 2006 0 2380

<The Ranger> it takes me a whole fucking hour these days to get out of bed... guest May 29, 2006 0 205

<@Rjx> i still wonder why vegetarians aren't more pissed at animals guest May 29, 2006 0 455

<mikedep333> while I appreciate the attempt of ubuntu to be user friendly... guest May 29, 2006 0 465

<Greenbox> the place i ordered chicken parmesan from forgot the chicken guest May 29, 2006 0 468

<[Lawnhorn]> man, that sucked guest May 28, 2006 0 191

<pinky> hmm guest May 27, 2006 0 231

<don> bruce lee could fight all of the batmans (batmen?...) at once and he... guest May 27, 2006 0 269

<Haohmaru77> a woman enters a vibrators shop, guest May 27, 2006 0 231

<Vagrant|BRB> I was talking to this girl in my class about this fight she had... guest May 26, 2006 0 2319

08:22 <bjorn> ok, time for the daily commute! brb guest May 26, 2006 0 232

<c-rOCK> you cant give blood if youve had buttsex with a man since 1976 though... guest May 26, 2006 0 97

(+Oleander) sometimes I go into gay bars just to turn men down guest May 26, 2006 0 273

<AutoGlass54> stfu i dont want to hear about premature ejactulations guest May 25, 2006 0 131

Blackstrat04: i have a headache though, thats pretty cool guest May 25, 2006 0 391

<shardz> my friend wrote a "compressor" in perl yesterday guest May 24, 2006 0 283

<Knightmare> Well that was obvious. guest May 24, 2006 0 8703

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<Zophory> dude, I just came up with the best idea for a Metal gear solid game! guest May 22, 2006 0 6865

<froglars> How do you fellows organise your game collections? guest May 22, 2006 0 577

Jane: Random question for you. guest May 22, 2006 0 284

<@Rjx> talking about buying gas in the liter is for pussies guest May 22, 2006 0 118

<dekkon> i just got gas for $2.58 guest May 22, 2006 0 128

Pan Man 120: oh it was so funny guest May 21, 2006 0 121

<Tycho> This game has RABID NERDS. SCARY! guest May 21, 2006 0 199

<Ina> got a problem with that file stuff guest May 21, 2006 0 673

<wind`> a blue shirt just bleeded onto some of my white shirts guest May 21, 2006 0 -6

<Celestar> I can't believe this guest May 21, 2006 0 266

<Jonathan> my gf has nice boobs guest May 21, 2006 0 265

Splunge: perfect, mission accomplished guest May 21, 2006 0 328

<Quietus> I'm still banned from #idiots-club >:( guest May 21, 2006 0 267

[pd] fuck guest May 20, 2006 0 331

FJguy2001: have you started writing yet? guest May 20, 2006 0 154

<OpZChAoS> hands up anyone who has ever stuffed up a linux installation guest May 19, 2006 0 180

<@timmo> "Adventurer" (in video games) is a euphemism for "Violent kleptomaniac" guest May 19, 2006 0 578

<zackeh> Shit. Gym assignment. guest May 19, 2006 0 171

<Gorg> im 6'5" guest May 19, 2006 0 259

<brisbane> I got a knock on my door and as i was expecting a girlfriend I was... guest May 19, 2006 0 486

<evilAdmin> ... guest May 19, 2006 0 2341

<PLUN> I've just had a vision of my future guest May 19, 2006 0 288

<+Tocsin> I saw that article about those surgeries they do guest May 19, 2006 0 280

<DarkArchon> She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit guest May 19, 2006 0 2434

<Babushka> i have to piss guest May 18, 2006 0 509

<_Foxy> And I am sitting in math next to the hottest chick ever cuz the teacher... guest May 18, 2006 0 289

<Elly> hmm guest May 18, 2006 0 361

<Bozbozboz> I have chickens guest May 18, 2006 0 359

Kodan882: Once a long time ago, I was listening to a talk radio show. guest May 18, 2006 0 385

<Bjarni> XeryusTC: the reason for your project is failing is that you want to... guest May 18, 2006 0 21

<ellipsis> hurra guest May 18, 2006 0 218

<Ted> Ooh ooh! My cache has my credit card number it. Now I don't have to pull... guest May 18, 2006 0 249

<@f0rked> looks like it tries to write a client that isn't there. guest May 18, 2006 0 197

< larsivi> heh, I talked to this sysadmin once who wondered where all the... guest May 18, 2006 0 431

<NIM^Outithj> I parked the car and turned to her, by the time I turned my head... guest May 17, 2006 0 300

[23:18:38] <Num43> ffs...fake upload...not working guest May 16, 2006 0 145

star: if some girl sent you a text (assume that your a boy) and it said guest May 16, 2006 0 277

<Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96? guest May 16, 2006 0 232

<beaux> Sometimes I think having a girlfriend is like a contract signed in... guest May 16, 2006 0 184

lowbacca1977: clearly, dating is a very odd thing guest May 16, 2006 0 268

<nach> I wonder in what weird cult the first person to shout "Holy Shit" was in. guest May 16, 2006 0 16

<cpukiller> lol I was visiting a local university the other day with my school... guest May 15, 2006 0 225

<withnail> this is weird, i've been having more of a social life recently and... guest May 14, 2006 0 373

<Saito|BeastOut> Windows CE... guest May 11, 2006 0 439

< RichiH> imagine you are a reporter guest May 11, 2006 0 302

«Matt743434» My old name Matt74343 is banned from this room. I have to now use... guest May 11, 2006 0 121

<Toba> how can you be decidedly and forcefully indifferent? guest May 11, 2006 0 2324

[@turk]: i was in math class today and we were doing equations that allow us to... guest May 11, 2006 0 438

<anotherpadawan> you know, the Nintendo DS ad campaign "Touching is good" is... guest May 10, 2006 0 240

<MadSkz> Row, row, row your boat guest May 10, 2006 0 297

<Calamarain> Idiot. Someone told me that Schindler's list was a "box of tissues... guest May 10, 2006 0 365

<sektie> the glare of the sun off my own skin is triggering the sensor in my... guest May 10, 2006 0 379

<Knightmare> Well that was a night of fear and terror. guest May 10, 2006 0 360

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KingFelix: Oh, dear, that's funny. Glad I caught that! guest May 10, 2006 0 266

<Snags> Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day... guest May 10, 2006 0 659

<StupidStupor> I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my... guest May 9, 2006 0 278

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garysimat: so... guest May 9, 2006 0 352

<Faery`Nymph> you know that position that you fuck on your sides, kind of like... guest May 9, 2006 0 152

<user573> i buy all my software, especially ms stuff guest May 9, 2006 0 278

<qozi> Mmkay. Let this be a lesson to ya all guest May 9, 2006 0 278

<nihon-jin> why would you need regular partner for causual sex.... i'm speaking... guest May 8, 2006 0 99

<Alegis> Do you happen to have a harem? guest May 8, 2006 0 186

<@kingrayray> i just vacuum sealed 1lb of tobacco into a brick guest May 7, 2006 0 266

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< Hivemind> How many outsider HD do you reckon God would have? guest May 7, 2006 0 -3

<buffalo> i shave with an electric razor because using a normal razor i get... guest May 7, 2006 0 -3

<NiKz> Guess what my bf got me last night! guest May 7, 2006 0 364

<ArchPlan> I'm expecting an onslaught of malware to my company's network this... guest May 7, 2006 0 249

<katiesaurus> I'm kinda like a pineapple guest May 7, 2006 0 381

-[A]lucard- [Global Notice] Dear whoever is talking to Nickserv about "death... guest May 6, 2006 0 383

<adam> I need to work on my attention span guest May 5, 2006 0 533

night: which i uh yeah just quit my job........ guest May 4, 2006 0 229

<psychup2034> i was watching judge judy two weeks ago guest May 4, 2006 0 457

<@mr_white> t0ks roll teh !dice, if you get 1-5 you get kicked guest May 3, 2006 0 240

<Anan> My friend said those exams aren't too bad...as long as you know your... guest May 3, 2006 0 281

<Trinexx> holy shit guest May 3, 2006 0 270

<simmy> Jack Bauer? guest May 3, 2006 0 441

Nick: Peer Education Network for Information Systems... That is a name our... guest May 3, 2006 0 459

<+Brian> I just started playing with my girlfriend last night and I have to say... guest May 3, 2006 0 586

<Michiko> yes, well, my landlord got a puppy. guest May 3, 2006 0 403

<phlip> I wear it from time to time... I don't usually think about what I'm... guest May 2, 2006 0 365

<drzoot> funniest thing thats happened all day (its been a slow day), i just... guest May 2, 2006 0 531

wiiar: i think i'll knit like a cozy for my case guest May 1, 2006 0 -2

<madman> Perhaps I'm a bit racist. guest May 1, 2006 0 438

<AKMask> [...] So im out the road at a bonfire with a bunch of guys. Eagle... guest Apr 29, 2006 0 144

<+withnail> just because i'm unemployed, have long hair and sit about all day... guest Apr 29, 2006 0 254

<mackattack> why do church organizations have telemarketers? I feel bad hangin... guest Apr 29, 2006 0 254

<FuriKuri> How do I turn off those stupid red lines in Microsoft Word? guest Apr 29, 2006 0 644

<Azio> Be wary of SEO firms that send you email out of the blue. guest Apr 29, 2006 0 651

<rm-fr> jesus fuck, my ass has been like Celine Dion's mouth all damn day guest Apr 28, 2006 0 332

<hellslave> Apparently, it's weird to dislike the dirty talk in porn. guest Apr 26, 2006 0 66

<smiley1635> Anybody want a 9.1gb scsi HD? guest Apr 26, 2006 0 264

richienumerouno: so i thought i lost my wallet but it turns out i just had... guest Apr 25, 2006 0 509

<~knuck> Faptime. guest Apr 25, 2006 0 217

<Apollo> Ugh, I was looking at this one animal porn site, and the chick blowing... guest Apr 24, 2006 0 361

[roint] oreilly books... i bought one on C, and my dad asked me why the fuck i... guest Apr 24, 2006 0 98

qreepyboris: However, I can tell you with authority that my French extra credit... guest Apr 24, 2006 0 353

<AngryLuke> going to starbucks for coffee is like going to disneyland to use a... guest Apr 24, 2006 0 119

<Omi> I owned someone at work today guest Apr 24, 2006 0 604

suurlemoen: usually I can't even run a whole mile guest Apr 23, 2006 0 247

MadSkz: i was arguing with my dad last night guest Apr 23, 2006 0 368

<Klaxon> Dammit... I'm trying to work with this ridiculously religious client... guest Apr 23, 2006 0 369

<Crist> guyds i need u to help me guest Apr 23, 2006 0 366

<Rose> ahaha...I remember this one time at a tattoo parlour guest Apr 21, 2006 0 351

pancreas: If homosexuality is a disease, can I call in gay? guest Apr 21, 2006 0 188

<s1r> so i thought i was listening to some grungy, industrial-goth-metal mix... guest Apr 20, 2006 0 440

<AlmtyBob> I got this one girl guest Apr 20, 2006 0 157

<MrZodiac> One time I requested a feature in OpenBSD and Theo sent me a picture... guest Apr 20, 2006 0 139

<+dbx> I suspect I'm missing one of my mini-to-normal jack converters again. guest Apr 20, 2006 0 166

< unsane> i hope i didnt take a double dose of my schizo meds guest Apr 20, 2006 0 156

<Jamie_M> my first concussion was from a giant black guy hurling me across the... guest Apr 19, 2006 0 176

Xeno: So I bought a 8lbs watermelon... Cut it in half and had half of it the... guest Apr 19, 2006 0 378

* Irishblood is now known as talkin_to_cops guest Apr 18, 2006 0 169

<SC> I hate family. guest Apr 17, 2006 0 268

<jiz> * AT 827 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR WAS TRACKING A... guest Apr 15, 2006 0 206

<BBX25> I wonder...why don't male humans eat their children? It happens a lot... guest Apr 15, 2006 0 242

<Apollo> w00t, finally got my comp running again :D guest Apr 15, 2006 0 314

<Corwinoid> BTW Brain, no I haven't guest Apr 15, 2006 0 374

Tael: "two days later my exfiance was all "I know, we can go somewhere you... guest Apr 14, 2006 0 285

DavidMM says, "Next question... do I want to devote the next half hour to... guest Apr 13, 2006 0 334

<suprpupy> haha, mom's at the store. I just get through telling her we have... guest Apr 13, 2006 0 173

<TehSchoom> Dijon Vu... guest Apr 12, 2006 0 166

<Pryon> Why, when I type <ctrl>-d, does dbx say "use `exit'"? guest Apr 12, 2006 0 164

<Emerl> Ok, so I ordered pizza from Dominos last night. (It's the only place in... guest Apr 12, 2006 0 356

<shinakuma> what res do i have if i have 1280x1024 guest Apr 12, 2006 0 550

<Clipse> J_0(t) guest Apr 12, 2006 0 193

<+Dodgepot> holy shit.. guest Apr 12, 2006 0 273

<ahanix1989> I'm two people short of a threesome :( guest Apr 11, 2006 0 60

rcaron: remember, everything the MPAA touches is copyrighted guest Apr 10, 2006 0 141

< bubbly> Vermont Democrats Call for Bush Impeachment guest Apr 10, 2006 0 195

<@stunty> i gave my gf 100 bux to buy me a dvd play that played divx and xvid guest Apr 10, 2006 0 319

+ chedder - you know what would be the best defacement guest Apr 10, 2006 0 140

<Xshare> We met at a homecoming, danced all night and hung out afterwords at a... guest Apr 9, 2006 0 620

<Una> billions and billions of years from now, when the universe ends in the... guest Apr 8, 2006 0 262

<Lews> If my CPU has fused to the heatsink, is there a way to separate the two... guest Apr 8, 2006 0 122

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<Blabber> i just started working out, to get me some muscle and feel confident guest Apr 8, 2006 0 454

<Thero> The day i suck cock is the day chicken is available in slurpee form. guest Apr 8, 2006 0 103

<Trinexx> holy shit, I finally found out why my toe hurts like hell guest Apr 8, 2006 0 162

<RuKK> now, as far as measuring the temp of them guest Apr 8, 2006 0 156

<werro> damnit :/ guest Apr 8, 2006 0 375

<Yoshi> 28. [Harvest Moon 64] What is the name of the puppy that the potion... guest Apr 7, 2006 0 270

(Goat25) what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ? guest Apr 7, 2006 0 276

<flatface> I had a fucking HORRIBLE monitor for the longest time guest Apr 6, 2006 0 167

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<pram_handle> Google Ad: guest Apr 6, 2006 0 207

<FlaVouR> BTW Jewel == a South African Buddy of mine guest Apr 5, 2006 0 282

<Grendel> I just got handed to torch of OH&S rep for the branch guest Apr 5, 2006 0 111

<orph> sigh, the sucky thing about open source is that people don't tell you... guest Apr 4, 2006 0 441

<apeiron> Chewie[]: all four of my grandparents died because of cancer guest Apr 4, 2006 0 300

< withnail> i bet professional wrestlers talk all in caps guest Apr 4, 2006 0 231

< plasmadis> Woman successfully smuggles gun into prison by hiding it in the... guest Apr 4, 2006 0 215

< Kobi> i think i got the larvae off a stray cat i kept for a few days cause i... guest Apr 4, 2006 0 2

<TMH_> hmmm-mm guest Apr 4, 2006 0 174

<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of... guest Apr 3, 2006 0 595

Pan Man 120: you know what sucks? guest Apr 3, 2006 0 305

<NiteHawk> My mom just caught me masturbating.. Dammit... guest Apr 3, 2006 0 317

<Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough money... guest Apr 3, 2006 0 199

<Troglodyte> Dude everyone gets crushes on me until they get to know me guest Apr 2, 2006 0 1

<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard... guest Apr 2, 2006 0 325

<Steck> Oft, your not welcome here guest Apr 2, 2006 0 208

<BlackDeth> so if pantera would be considered too heavy for you might as well... guest Apr 1, 2006 0 335

<MarkTheMeS> Sharon Stone looked a little like Kelly Ripa on Letterman the... guest Apr 1, 2006 0 203

<ozzybard> i had to get a new hdd today because the old one died on monday... guest Mar 30, 2006 0 28

<moira_> I am currently installing japtalk support on lap-top guest Mar 30, 2006 0 139

< JaredCE> no, i had an idea for an ajax web2.0 calender that would pull... guest Mar 29, 2006 0 155

<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming? guest Mar 29, 2006 0 287

<SC> holy fucking shit today sucked guest Mar 29, 2006 0 503

<LabMonkey> for that matter, the unhappiness of *any* animal is never cute guest Mar 28, 2006 0 118

weird_aunt_martha: ok...so I'm at work today... guest Mar 28, 2006 0 406

* ozy is now known as ozy[suicide] guest Mar 27, 2006 0 323

<BigBuddha> alia: is there any command to see if there are any usb devices... guest Mar 26, 2006 0 295

<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock. guest Mar 26, 2006 0 6902

<Kilonum_NAKED> my father wants back in my life guest Mar 23, 2006 0 248

<Hyp3rHax0r> aw man guest Mar 23, 2006 0 272

<taxman> Okay, I seriously don't know how this could happen. guest Mar 23, 2006 0 431

<jnz> I spilt Mountain Dew on my keyboard a few times and it left some thick... guest Mar 23, 2006 0 7681

<Halbred> I still remember the storys my grandfather told me about when he was... guest Mar 22, 2006 0 511

<emdee> And never, EVER... allow your girlfriend to share a computer with your... guest Mar 22, 2006 0 373

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<@robert> if my grade suffers because of you, i swear to god, i will send you... guest Mar 22, 2006 0 353

Biffa: ..I said "Do you love mummy?" She said yes. I said "Do you love daddy?"... guest Mar 21, 2006 0 551

<@codstar> rice crispies and hangovers don't go together guest Mar 21, 2006 0 8198

< Necr0s-> What makes a woman's nipples hard for days? guest Mar 21, 2006 0 118

<Dyno> Lesbian porn IS boring. Do I want to watch a hamburger eat another... guest Mar 21, 2006 0 324

<hello> my dad was at the mayo clinic and they did some test where they had to... guest Mar 21, 2006 0 308

<Mel>People make misstakes daniel, ive made plenty misstakes but i try not to... guest Mar 20, 2006 0 2440

<Malphas> How many femanists does it take to change a light bulb? guest Mar 19, 2006 0 425

<lefter> anyways, long sorty short, she shoved 2 fingers in my ass guest Mar 19, 2006 0 352

Caffeinated Soap: haha we were at the mall of Georgia talking about how it was... guest Mar 19, 2006 0 211

<Buliwif> I'M ON VACATION! guest Mar 19, 2006 0 202

<evilAdmin> WTF! guest Mar 19, 2006 0 526

<Psyfive> I call my penis Dick Cheney guest Mar 18, 2006 0 231

<Janette> I miss my chubby bubbies guest Mar 18, 2006 0 292

<kylie> wanking over me...... that crosses the line guest Mar 18, 2006 0 126

* ilsa waves her magic wand! omega turns into a cup of coffee! guest Mar 17, 2006 0 224

<AaA> last year when i was working as a day laborer after i got laid off from... guest Mar 17, 2006 0 377

<BobtheAvenger> how be you? guest Mar 17, 2006 0 536

<HajuuNOT-NZ> im going on a date tommorow :/ guest Mar 17, 2006 0 364

<MrMiyagi> Do I seem gay to you? guest Mar 16, 2006 0 239

<glowsun> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo guest Mar 16, 2006 0 16163

<dizzy_> BlueInferno why did you give up on christianity? guest Mar 16, 2006 0 280

<Turtles> I really wouldn't mind if an old lady took a dump on my chest. guest Mar 16, 2006 0 2847

Turkey367: Your chances of dieing in Canada are almost zero. Free drugs and low... guest Mar 15, 2006 0 314

Ducky: So here I am, on Google earth, spying on my ex, when she calls. guest Mar 15, 2006 0 338

(+[dps]rannmann) i wonder what this command does guest Mar 14, 2006 0 360

(Deranged): I think my girlfriend is cheating on me... guest Mar 14, 2006 0 404

Cobra8279: 1) sleep deprivation alone can not kill you guest Mar 14, 2006 0 272

<forkup> yo guest Mar 14, 2006 0 254

<comwalk> Remember, here in the U.S.A, we have reached a new age. guest Mar 14, 2006 0 320

<Karlprof> NEW RECORD! guest Mar 14, 2006 0 142

<LabMonkey> damnit guest Mar 14, 2006 0 170

<pritch> fwf this is the internet guest Mar 14, 2006 0 172

<sonorous> ______ guest Mar 14, 2006 0 228

boudi24: what do u use to protect ur computer from all kinds of viruses and... guest Mar 14, 2006 0 487

<SMarsh> I'd like to point out, for the record, that God made the entire... guest Mar 13, 2006 0 233

<Serena[T]> hey Catcher, how's it going? guest Mar 13, 2006 0 172

<BlackDeth> so this guy on the radio the other day was saying how there's a law... guest Mar 13, 2006 0 298

<Nero> ZXLink, I learned something today guest Mar 13, 2006 0 318

< din> so after i get back from the boxing matches saturday guest Mar 13, 2006 0 275

<MootMan> Oi! I think my life is now complete. guest Mar 13, 2006 0 216

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<Throgan> Oh, speaking of Monty Python, I think Terry Gilliam is doing some... guest Mar 12, 2006 0 58

<Whitetail> I wonder if the pope masturbates guest Mar 12, 2006 0 87

<Timmaw> i remember one time when i was little i was camping with my grandma... guest Mar 12, 2006 0 170

<mMkay> tried giving myself a tattoo once. a safety pin and an ink tube from a... guest Mar 12, 2006 0 214

<akatarli> omg, last night, we were waiting for the bus (it was like 7) guest Mar 12, 2006 0 254

<^KiwiKid^> OMG, I heard a beeping and thought it was my bus. guest Mar 12, 2006 0 170

* Xerxes is now listening to Nightwish - Once guest Mar 11, 2006 0 219

* Quietus is now known as BruceLee guest Mar 11, 2006 0 281

<@cristipengraffe> Exchange we just had: guest Mar 10, 2006 0 114

<tonyyarusso> I turned off my backlight by mimicking the line I found in the... guest Mar 10, 2006 0 58

hehehe8383: school was pretty fun for me cus of the teachers =P guest Mar 10, 2006 0 388

<b0b> fucking hell dude guest Mar 10, 2006 0 151

@[BONFIRE] just got the best question ever guest Mar 10, 2006 0 562

mjl69> 98.5% of dna is considered to be junk dna with no known purpose. maybe... guest Mar 10, 2006 0 248

<@irokie> why with the weeping? are you a woman in the throes of birth? guest Mar 10, 2006 0 166

<robert> No one is talking in here anyways guest Mar 9, 2006 0 147

<@Br0> Who DOESNT want a laptop that doubles as an easybake oven? guest Mar 9, 2006 0 295

<GenericLoser> I have a great commercial idea for Visa. guest Mar 9, 2006 0 220

<sphex> I hate trees so much. just.. standing there.. like JERKS. guest Mar 9, 2006 0 158

<evilAdmin> I feel like a dolt guest Mar 9, 2006 0 390

<@Stupid_0> Never compromise your principles, except to get laid or if there's... guest Mar 8, 2006 0 150

<AlexFili> i am a n00b, what do u expect? guest Mar 8, 2006 0 44

<@Lambie> i wish people wouldnt leave before i can ban them guest Mar 8, 2006 0 275

<WildTangent> youve stolen my thunder by insulting yourself...damn guest Mar 7, 2006 0 49

+PrinceVen : porn spam just doesn't make sense anymore guest Mar 7, 2006 0 224

<emilying> i said no. guest Mar 7, 2006 0 134

<swight> I just farted and it sounded like the IE pop up blocker sound guest Mar 6, 2006 0 7

<ShakespeareFan00> Is there a list of known troublemakers somewhere? guest Mar 6, 2006 0 384

<+PeterFA> I'm naked. guest Mar 6, 2006 0 464

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<@the_unknown> watching the history channel, tis a show on "the antichrist" guest Mar 5, 2006 0 666

* Boche slaps wanks around a bit with a large trout guest Mar 5, 2006 0 209

<Dr_Pressure> George Bush wants to eat at that "New Delhi" that he's heard so... guest Mar 5, 2006 0 86

(Nick) hahah wtf guest Mar 4, 2006 0 364

<Beeble_> skip you're cute guest Mar 4, 2006 0 252

<DietPop> ahahha my neighbor is a dumbass guest Mar 4, 2006 0 472

[DJF] Blake, maybe demons have infiltrated ur computer guest Mar 4, 2006 0 127

<PRoger> i recently purchased a broken dell laptop. the screen was broke. so i... guest Mar 4, 2006 0 113

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<thefwf> "Hello. I am very interested in this item and may be able to meet you... guest Mar 4, 2006 0 277

<predation> so I'm at work and this kid rings the bell on the counter RIGHT... guest Mar 4, 2006 0 684

ELLIS THOMAS : My question is HOW CAN I SWEAR ON BBERG? guest Mar 3, 2006 0 248

<papasurf> how do i use irc to search for and download legitimate materials? guest Mar 3, 2006 0 119

<psych> Gah. guest Mar 3, 2006 0 501

<BinGOs> heh anyways this is for an assignment ? guest Mar 3, 2006 0 190

<FrozenTrout> I stubbed my toe guest Mar 3, 2006 0 280

AMPlifier47: I have so little room left on my computer guest Mar 2, 2006 0 298

<segin> what is conky? guest Mar 2, 2006 0 127

<issuez> FYI guest Mar 2, 2006 0 165

<Mal> I may have made a fatal error in my personal development. guest Mar 2, 2006 0 163

<Analogy> Hahaha, we played the best prank today guest Mar 2, 2006 0 409

<CarbonCpy> I used to have Raggedy Anne & Andy on tape. It's not gay for me to... guest Mar 2, 2006 0 145

KhaosIsOrder: you suck guest Mar 1, 2006 0 167

<TheMouse> Aurora, CS at jouse of pancock guest Mar 1, 2006 0 173

<rhoppenrath> xanadu: I don't get tested....I just fuck women.....and tell them... guest Mar 1, 2006 0 -1

<@saic> lol you have an IRL char? guest Mar 1, 2006 0 126

<guyadams[serious]> where do you live teloch guest Feb 28, 2006 0 261

< WakkoWRNR> I am a proud member of PETA guest Feb 28, 2006 0 66

<[4D]Prontera> ..I wonder if how you drive indicates what your IQ is ;) guest Feb 28, 2006 0 17

<Advocate> Hey guys, wanna hear a riddle? ^^ guest Feb 28, 2006 0 301

<Kav> fat people are people x2 guest Feb 28, 2006 0 -7

<+Wulf> Last night I was at a concert that really sucked, and the only time I... guest Feb 28, 2006 0 135

<+Pi> dhhhhh guest Feb 28, 2006 0 113

<mtrisk> damnit guest Feb 28, 2006 0 239

Teloch: i was helping my tech teacher out a few days in july or so guest Feb 28, 2006 0 237

madskz: dude i keep typing my password instead of my username for gmail guest Feb 28, 2006 0 251

<Rusty> have you ever really thought about when people call themselves a bad... guest Feb 28, 2006 0 337

<thefwf> lent soon guest Feb 28, 2006 0 233

<thefwf> I'm gonna go slit wrists guest Feb 28, 2006 0 197

<Nuttacon> i hate this, i have sooooooooooo much i could be doing.. guest Feb 28, 2006 0 152

<woops> people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger guest Feb 27, 2006 0 106

<Darien> I love my job guest Feb 27, 2006 0 355

<Apophis> "marry such women as seem good to you, 2, 3, or 4, or if you fear you... guest Feb 27, 2006 0 160

<ddrfreak> 58 points guest Feb 27, 2006 0 99

(+tfg) I wonder how far my punto could tow a caravan guest Feb 27, 2006 0 18

• ~Delphy sticks a usb flash drive up his nostril. guest Feb 27, 2006 0 153

<CantOutRunADuck> man i wish i had a little brother so i could play with... guest Feb 27, 2006 0 143

<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday guest Feb 27, 2006 0 -7

<Qwote> I just found out how the universe is going to end. guest Feb 26, 2006 0 366

<Video> I'm ordering a white DVD burner, on the assumption that it'll work. guest Feb 25, 2006 0 -5

NowImNothing9194: when's vista comming out? guest Feb 24, 2006 0 142

<Ian> is it weird for a 15 year old girl to have homemade porn of her boyfriend... guest Feb 24, 2006 0 175

<@Stupid> Children need to feel secure, so strap them down whenever possible. guest Feb 24, 2006 0 144

<jose3030> I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by eluding police... guest Feb 24, 2006 0 196

< wernicus> everyone on irc is male until proven otherwise guest Feb 23, 2006 0 184

<Porque> So, per usual, my town is filled with rednecks. guest Feb 23, 2006 0 234

<Trai`Hwork> you know, 'real' communism is acctually a really good form of... guest Feb 23, 2006 0 180

<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here. guest Feb 21, 2006 0 159

<r4v5> price: US $6.99 guest Feb 21, 2006 0 68

Kederaji: It's the anniversary of Zelda today. guest Feb 21, 2006 0 252

<fLy> hahaha guest Feb 21, 2006 0 222

< Crew^> i was so nervous when i had to be checked when i joined the army guest Feb 20, 2006 0 277

<fin> lol guys remember when i ban evaded 999 times guest Feb 20, 2006 0 12

digmikey: the longest i had sex was 1 hour 10second. but was the day we set the... guest Feb 20, 2006 0 185

<axiom> heh my sister's friend got molested by a gay guy he had to share a bed... guest Feb 20, 2006 0 129

<ame> and the other 3 hours were spent chatting up the female specimens guest Feb 20, 2006 0 190

<altoid> so this ~20 year old walks up with his mom to the register guest Feb 20, 2006 0 10

Vamp i s h ly: I just prefer dating men because girls are so complicated guest Feb 19, 2006 0 230

<SteelHard> how r u ? guest Feb 19, 2006 0 420

<Twin`> do you know how hard it would be to fake intelligence without google? guest Feb 19, 2006 0 138

<Mike_H> I've been sitting outside smoking, and people will pass and do this... guest Feb 18, 2006 0 182

<Hayden> i met a huge redneck at school today guest Feb 18, 2006 0 70

<CtrlAltDestroy> Last week, I was working at Steak 'n Shake guest Feb 18, 2006 0 175

<GenericLoser> I know someone who wears the Apple-white earbud headphones, but... guest Feb 17, 2006 0 267

<xbf> argh addiction to manga is killing me guest Feb 17, 2006 0 90

(@Tenor) man guest Feb 17, 2006 0 207

<@JustinS> if I wanted to learn more about using Perl for larger programming... guest Feb 16, 2006 0 152

Bendite: A Holocaust is never funny.......unless you are killing clowns. guest Feb 15, 2006 0 -3

<PantsMacKenzie> I once played freeze tag, and a friend of mine ended up in the... guest Feb 15, 2006 0 157

<oohal> Slothearn, start a partition to get him arrested guest Feb 15, 2006 0 137

AlarmedBread: condoms are like computer parts guest Feb 15, 2006 0 124

<Immortal> Yesterday my dad was yelling at me and said, "You're going to... guest Feb 14, 2006 0 1427

(mistik): Well, it being valentines day and all, i've scheduled a date with my... guest Feb 14, 2006 0 152

<@DarkElf> hell of a way to spend valentines day, watching a girl having an... guest Feb 14, 2006 0 4

<PsychoBoy> 21f with a 20% chance of snow tonight guest Feb 14, 2006 0 143

<Spoonman> it's wonderful when you log into IRC and the nickname reads... guest Feb 14, 2006 0 360

Mattias: i still say i get a siren and tie it to my belly and get some deeeep... guest Feb 13, 2006 0 239

aishiteiru: So, I'm making a cake for my gf for valentine's day, right? guest Feb 13, 2006 0 243

xeno: *note to self, driving makes distances seem very short, will use that... guest Feb 13, 2006 0 203

<Mostlyharlmless> might be Leviticus, or it might be Deuterotemy... hell, maybe... guest Feb 13, 2006 0 171

<Swishy> the star trek article on wikipedia guest Feb 13, 2006 0 333

<MTRH> Ooops. guest Feb 13, 2006 0 177

MrMoog_772: mr pibb is just a lower-quality version of dr pepper guest Feb 13, 2006 0 241

<@dickhead> why use aim though guest Feb 13, 2006 0 141

<filminfo> the only time you can be excited about diarrhea is during scrabble guest Feb 12, 2006 0 409

<S> fnuh? guest Feb 12, 2006 0 144

<bronze> You are in a maze of twisty little politicians which claim to be from... guest Feb 11, 2006 0 18

<Reapersou> Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried though... guest Feb 10, 2006 0 14

DaRk^ Has joined #Ghetto guest Feb 10, 2006 0 573

<warewolf> haha guest Feb 10, 2006 0 242

<Paradiddler> I love when young children spin the rims on parked vehicles guest Feb 9, 2006 0 314

[`42`Kyle] `42` is a one man clan guest Feb 9, 2006 0 220

<@Modoc> I had a person ask me at work how I learned about computers. and I... guest Feb 9, 2006 0 422

<kayla> what you doin? guest Feb 9, 2006 0 432

<ekoms> whats the time? guest Feb 9, 2006 0 273

<Andross> I just downloaded some perfectly legal software guest Feb 8, 2006 0 213

<Jess_school> I'm about to go watch a girl defend her thesis guest Feb 8, 2006 0 230

<@shea> WTF guest Feb 8, 2006 0 328

<fruitkat> i think i laughed because it was coupled with the word butter... guest Feb 8, 2006 0 127

<tom> can we make a hoax on blitzed.org guest Feb 7, 2006 0 117

< Da5id> So, this 13 year old kid was bitching about how metallica sold out and... guest Feb 7, 2006 0 354

<Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days. guest Feb 7, 2006 0 187

<Zymph_> java kid... he is a kid of java? who is the mother/father ? :P guest Feb 7, 2006 0 115

<ChibiDazzy|SH> Time to finally finish Sonic Herpes. guest Feb 7, 2006 0 220

<Noia> now I have to get dressed to go to the kitchen to get a new drink >.< guest Feb 6, 2006 0 181

<pssh> tonight i was watching tv and eating some chinese food guest Feb 6, 2006 0 700

<Lowlypeon> You know the other day, I saw a bumper sticker "I earn it here, I... guest Feb 6, 2006 0 357

* eldan screams at all of his computers at once guest Feb 6, 2006 0 132

<@r0ger> i'm looking at the michigan sex offenders list guest Feb 6, 2006 0 151

<MrEcho> you know when your a true geek when you start naming DB tables as unix... guest Feb 6, 2006 0 7

callcentermonkey: Fucking Steelers rock guest Feb 5, 2006 0 -4

<@Jarn> My entire belief system is under attack. guest Feb 5, 2006 0 286

<Foxhill> shagging someone who dont move is like humping a warm vibrator that... guest Feb 5, 2006 0 7

< finn> I let god decide if I'm going to school tomorrow or not, by just not... guest Feb 5, 2006 0 187

<illgl> ok people.. got something for yall. guest Feb 5, 2006 0 281

<imprfect> So my mum ended up calling me and asked me to come over her. guest Feb 5, 2006 0 150

<Dr_Ian> you are a racist, Maketakunai guest Feb 4, 2006 0 198

<Jame5> A cop was waving me into a random breath test thing at the side of the... guest Feb 4, 2006 0 239

<davie> Man ms. turnhill is a hottie guest Feb 4, 2006 0 166

<Wiz_KeeD> what's the equivalent of net view from win in knoppix? guest Feb 4, 2006 0 -6

<rain_man> keemo - I saw something on ZA that said it's phoning home to Mossad. guest Feb 3, 2006 0 69

<Hardrive> heh guest Feb 3, 2006 0 238

<incog> i wrote an encyclopedia on paraphilias and fetishes back in 2000, but i... guest Feb 3, 2006 0 158

<misato> kat how would we breathe guest Feb 3, 2006 0 124

<lm> hehe, my sis hates me now guest Feb 3, 2006 0 188

<bigwoodthing> ugh what a morning guest Feb 3, 2006 0 195

< Yaakov> Humans can divide things into two by eye very accurately. guest Feb 3, 2006 0 192

<MadeInAustralia> 95% of emos are homosexual guest Feb 3, 2006 0 70

<Ryken> Why doesn't EFnet have chanserv and nickserv? guest Feb 2, 2006 0 84

<Botje> i'm waiting for vim's omnicompletion to become intelligent guest Feb 2, 2006 0 90

<mroach> if you use the Hebrew locale, do progress bars go right to left? guest Feb 2, 2006 0 176

<pwn> remove my ban from #Freebsd guest Feb 2, 2006 0 276

<fruitkat> .... and four aprons.. but still SIX KNIVES! guest Feb 2, 2006 0 303

<fizzer> and we had to put condoms on the boys bananas guest Feb 2, 2006 0 184

ppcCube: my daughter found a big pile of pennies the other day in some parking... guest Feb 2, 2006 0 219

<zb^3_> sektie guest Feb 1, 2006 0 92

< withnail> i feel sorry for you people with jobs. i have already spent an hour... guest Feb 1, 2006 0 235

<Sanguini> My friend was over, he asked me to get "a good pron movie" guest Jan 31, 2006 0 264

Xeno: I'll work for anyone who pays me enough and treats me good guest Jan 31, 2006 0 76

<KArmA> just overheard in the office "look man its not an exact science. We... guest Jan 31, 2006 0 278

<buu> sex, drugs and lans guest Jan 31, 2006 0 183

<jared> GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLECLICK FOR PORN, PORN, PORN! guest Jan 31, 2006 0 105

< DMM> that reminds me of my favourite sorting algorithm guest Jan 31, 2006 0 252

<taste.it> mh... if one of us had to die right now and you could decide if it... guest Jan 29, 2006 0 353

<XenoDemon> So it is 3am, and I am sleeping guest Jan 29, 2006 0 426

<HotStud> what i want is for you to stop screwing with my head and start... guest Jan 29, 2006 0 229

<@phaxx> why on earth would somebody name a function 'T' guest Jan 29, 2006 0 90

JonathanThompson: Hey helf, if you dispose of an IP address, does it end up in... guest Jan 29, 2006 0 55

<Scorbutus> now theres 3 questions you dont want to hear when sitting in a room... guest Jan 28, 2006 0 200

(Deranged): Haha... me and a friend were riding around today, and we stopped at... guest Jan 28, 2006 0 394

<Katze> bronchitis rules. guest Jan 28, 2006 0 121

<GSGold> that reminds me of some robot from power rangers guest Jan 28, 2006 0 126

<redrum> the last urmom joke I told blew up in my face guest Jan 28, 2006 0 181

<karaipantsu> augh guest Jan 28, 2006 0 161

<DesScorp> mmmmm guest Jan 28, 2006 0 76

<progen> ive converted to lmaoism guest Jan 27, 2006 0 148

Evil Vaccum: have to figure out who I should invite, then guest Jan 27, 2006 0 179

<Sarah> lol, i was at a speech and debate tournament in 9th grade at a public... guest Jan 27, 2006 0 264

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar guest Jan 27, 2006 0 463

Trey: I want to play games like Half-Life 2 at full settings and shit, what... guest Jan 27, 2006 0 158

<irokie> be there any other interesting channels on this network? guest Jan 27, 2006 0 36

MofattP: bleh, I'm fighting a sinus infection. My snot looks like a fruit loops... guest Jan 25, 2006 0 2

alannapurple: My boyfriend's RA sold him pot. guest Jan 25, 2006 0 51

<joe`> I got overpaid $150 two weeks ago, i decided not to say anything guest Jan 25, 2006 0 634

(ZackisDead) do you know how easy it is to ruin a perfectly good family guest Jan 25, 2006 0 242

gravybythepint: dude, this girl is of such low moral fiber she doesn't even... guest Jan 25, 2006 0 341

<Mrono> man guest Jan 24, 2006 0 19

<hax> my boss just told a client his domain was "taken by korean cyber pirates" guest Jan 24, 2006 0 472

Leonard G: Welcome to HP Total Care. My name is Leonard. How may I assist you... guest Jan 24, 2006 0 272

<TnT> In primary school, I carved up my dictionary so it could fit a gameboy guest Jan 24, 2006 0 251

<Yaksha> I asked my brother what he wanted for Christmas. guest Jan 24, 2006 0 249

Dizzy: so i was talking to my bro down in his room right guest Jan 23, 2006 0 273

<maverick> I hate you leo, go fuck yourself. guest Jan 23, 2006 0 258

<+Radial> i think my mother knows i watch porn guest Jan 23, 2006 0 377

<@Zook> fuck guest Jan 23, 2006 0 284

mfmagbal: Feeling down? Lift yourself up in a few easy steps! guest Jan 23, 2006 0 264

<Biablo> wrestling is 6 inches away from gay sex guest Jan 23, 2006 0 197

<jkl> "This pornography-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by... guest Jan 22, 2006 0 275

<nox> hey sto, let's play a magic trick! guest Jan 22, 2006 0 268

<your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40 guest Jan 22, 2006 0 284

includestdioh: in hebrew i read about a sentence a minute because i basically... guest Jan 22, 2006 0 345

<Slider> i went to little ceasers today guest Jan 21, 2006 0 222

DarkBio Azriel: GOD! guest Jan 20, 2006 0 136

<Dread> UR R R0nG j00 n3wbz! T4ht iz n0t m4thz, t4ht r t3h SUXX0Rz!1!! ZOMG... guest Jan 20, 2006 0 491

< plasmadis> One time my dad stole a roll of brightly-colored stickers from a... guest Jan 20, 2006 0 381

<xgamer04> I really hate MSN messenger. I wish people would use something else. guest Jan 20, 2006 0 176

<Raisin> my mom is paranoid guest Jan 20, 2006 0 222

< calaf> I can't even have my cats in the room if I'm wanking guest Jan 20, 2006 0 186

<Malekh> Farts make me sad guest Jan 20, 2006 0 20

<Grimthorn> yay for tacks having a girlfriend! guest Jan 20, 2006 0 366

<Tommy> and if you're wondering why I was silent, it's because I just tried to... guest Jan 20, 2006 0 447

<hawk09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new... guest Jan 19, 2006 0 735

[Oni] FUCK! guest Jan 19, 2006 0 9427

<Thero> WHAT THE FUCK guest Jan 19, 2006 0 291

< zid`> the faster you go the slower time is guest Jan 19, 2006 0 323

<raela> man today in bio when I was actually paying attention I heard the best... guest Jan 19, 2006 0 460

<@Sol> is your call of duty "free" guest Jan 18, 2006 0 243

Alex: whats cyanide? guest Jan 18, 2006 0 267

«+ LassUlike » CTRL + ALT + D1337 guest Jan 18, 2006 0 105

<Stereo``> you know guest Jan 18, 2006 0 472

<er> So a Mafia boss is on his death bed, and he calls his grandson over guest Jan 18, 2006 0 348

<Dewfus> I'm hungry...let's eat stuff! guest Jan 18, 2006 0 192

<markos_64> GreyKnight: any idea on what to do with a router that screams on... guest Jan 18, 2006 0 398

<Daszoeb> wtf guest Jan 18, 2006 0 368

<Retro> I always wonder if people who watch anime are all playing the world's... guest Jan 17, 2006 0 152

<Nero> Hey, C, have I by any chance told you my story about the Amish buggy? guest Jan 17, 2006 0 369

<@ALGORYTHM> myspace is like goatse but for web designers guest Jan 17, 2006 0 200

* BigToe comes out of the closet guest Jan 17, 2006 0 168

<minion> a kid tried to kill himself today at school guest Jan 17, 2006 0 147

< Syntacs> Ah ha! I figured out what you should do with your giant porch, Wazm. guest Jan 17, 2006 0 68

<@Styx> it hurt like a bitch, but apparently my pubic hair is stronger than... guest Jan 16, 2006 0 174

<Mizerock> lucas, judging by your IP...you live in new zealand? guest Jan 16, 2006 0 294

<EFX> I saw a black guy with a shirt on the other day that said " keep staring... guest Jan 16, 2006 0 284

<@jonathans> dont you hate it when you got a drink and the ice cubes fuse... guest Jan 16, 2006 0 -4

<sijmen> I've seriously got a serious problem, and you're the only ones who can... guest Jan 16, 2006 0 165

<crunchy_dave> hey man guest Jan 15, 2006 0 234

<Diamond> But then again, as a programmer I'm obsessed with code that just... guest Jan 15, 2006 0 140

<Mivalekan> why are most girls so insecure about their weight guest Jan 15, 2006 0 228

Geeky1: Jaguar V12s make baby jesus cry. They are, hands down, the biggest... guest Jan 15, 2006 0 238

(Chongablonga) this guy i know was convinced he could breakdance guest Jan 14, 2006 0 196

<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME guest Jan 14, 2006 0 10335

<Rjx> the big bang doesn't explain a lot about the internet guest Jan 13, 2006 0 329

<frew> I hate it when people don't spell or adhere to proper rules of grammar... guest Jan 13, 2006 0 523

DarkSnake > if you have sex for several years would that qualify you as a... guest Jan 13, 2006 0 5

<mmap> i have a mormon friend that i corrupted, he'll drink a beer with me now... guest Jan 13, 2006 0 93

<Happy_Dot> So my dad and I were reading readers digest, and there was this ad... guest Jan 13, 2006 0 241

<+lax> i feel like an asshole guest Jan 13, 2006 0 221

<Sara> I've discovered that there are certain things that I just can't say... guest Jan 12, 2006 0 349

Schkirpow: So the other day at the grocery store, I got a fantastic idea guest Jan 12, 2006 0 247

<warbird> omg... the latest ooga-booga critical super important must install... guest Jan 11, 2006 0 72

<Drehiel> I tried to get info on Jesus guest Jan 11, 2006 0 209

<Rep> What do I say to my Mum when she discovers I bombed 26 days of meds in... guest Jan 11, 2006 0 125

helf: rofl guest Jan 11, 2006 0 175

<triavox> :( i just missed an oppurtunity for being laid and got slapped in the... guest Jan 10, 2006 0 474

<galisus> I think I realized I'd never touch Linux again when I was like... guest Jan 10, 2006 0 10

<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername? guest Jan 10, 2006 0 213

darkkittengod: whats ur favorite kind of asian? guest Jan 9, 2006 0 338

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<snarffles> Jesus I am so damn tired guest Jan 9, 2006 0 299

<NPR> HEY guest Jan 8, 2006 0 188

<Kedrot> man, i think i'm catching teh ghey guest Jan 8, 2006 0 31

< withnail> thats another thing, in video games you always have to shoot bosses... guest Jan 8, 2006 0 299

You Hate SWC: The man gets the woman WASTED. guest Jan 8, 2006 0 208

< withnail> apparently when we were all apes they used to get a gang of like 5... guest Jan 8, 2006 0 116

<an0n|Geisha> I like Japan. guest Jan 7, 2006 0 237

< hondje> efnet is to conversation what scat is to porn guest Jan 7, 2006 0 56

leet42: someone at the fortune cookie company has a sense of humor guest Jan 6, 2006 0 522

<Volcom>How do I secure Windows XP? guest Jan 6, 2006 0 115

< wietz0r> I was standing there with a packet of writeable dvd's and this women... guest Jan 6, 2006 0 374

<ducklord> my finest moment in the army was due to mc hammer guest Jan 6, 2006 0 202

<Monxe> I have this chemistry class full of people who apparently get off... guest Jan 6, 2006 0 268

<cmantito> I just found an old briefcase guest Jan 6, 2006 0 318

<Chris> They want everything they can't get in a man. For the most part, we... guest Jan 5, 2006 0 242

<Book> Heh, I fell asleep on my keyboard, guest Jan 5, 2006 0 215

xyzzy314: lol i saw this mcdonalds advertisement guest Jan 5, 2006 0 285

<olhfatti> im gohan die guest Jan 5, 2006 0 55

beafet: I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time guest Jan 4, 2006 0 241

ChaOSv2: hehe xbox 360 ... 'end up where you started' guest Jan 3, 2006 0 107

<DJ_Yami> I don't have any friends in this neighborhood yet guest Jan 3, 2006 0 126

<yo> my GF just dumped me :( guest Jan 3, 2006 0 -2

<nsasch> My grandfather was on the team that invented FORTRAN guest Jan 3, 2006 0 99

<conrailto> any German speakers here? guest Jan 3, 2006 0 123

iReima: That reminded me of that one time guest Jan 3, 2006 0 223

<@JimPanic> 'life without my girlfriend is like coding without vi and gcc..' guest Jan 3, 2006 0 92

<kalleboo> hmm, i haven't pooped all day, even though i've had to go since this... guest Jan 3, 2006 0 207

xyzzy: hey think of a band name for us guest Jan 3, 2006 0 221

<%DjdeepVibe> do you have "invisible" background? guest Jan 3, 2006 0 87

<Ric> *points a gun* spill the beans! guest Jan 3, 2006 0 26

reverend: so, I was fired.. guest Jan 3, 2006 0 372

<Jarn> I really need to go outside more often... I just realized New Years had... guest Jan 3, 2006 0 276

<dban> so i just saw a commercial for some company that helps people file for... guest Jan 3, 2006 0 149

SyntaxErrorInVB: thats cool bring him too guest Jan 3, 2006 0 105

<RocketGib> I heard a rumor one time about this dairy down the road guest Jan 3, 2006 0 4

<OrchidOfCruelty> I wonder if women have a problem carrying their iPod shuffle... guest Jan 2, 2006 0 40

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<Raz> She's not technically your girlfriend anymore. guest Jan 1, 2006 0 14

<LagIsNewYear> spencers is where i shop for my gfs gifts guest Jan 1, 2006 0 193

<Arislan> RFB- What caliber? I have a 40 cal and a 22 pistol available... 12... guest Jan 1, 2006 0 125

*** lowenergy is now known as emojesus guest Jan 1, 2006 0 223

<Paco> I got my friend kicked off X-Box Live because I made a 69 Camaro SS with... guest Jan 1, 2006 0 303

<@FireAngel> So, are we meeting tonight? guest Jan 1, 2006 0 146

<veeeeee> so Brittanys gynecologist was giving Brittany a pap smear and the... guest Jan 1, 2006 0 164

<pip> my stepdad hit my mom once and I nearly cut his balls off. guest Jan 1, 2006 0 114

<buzzcocks> hey guys im gonna go watch some tv and consult w/ my good friend... guest Dec 31, 2005 0 197

< transgress> "The Internet, of course, is more than just a place to find... guest Dec 30, 2005 0 314

<Omnica> AH fuck me, I just told this 12 year old girl "haha my tounges long... guest Dec 30, 2005 0 160

<Sp3cial> heard coming from my brother's room (he has a freind over, they're... guest Dec 29, 2005 0 230

<@Alucard> I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itself guest Dec 29, 2005 0 130

Phaze: When I was signing the paper for my driving permit guest Dec 29, 2005 0 488

<BigFish> aaah fuck, I'm gonna look like a right prat for the college photos... guest Dec 29, 2005 0 235

<frosty-theaussie> "i dont know. we just dont celebrate christmas like you... guest Dec 29, 2005 0 136

<aCiD2> hey, im using sdl with opengl guest Dec 29, 2005 0 7

<JokerzWild> my sis went into court today guest Dec 29, 2005 0 342

<beezlebub>hey, anyone know a good way to get blood out of car seat fabric? guest Dec 29, 2005 0 369

<Firewall> If i ever get fired from a company guest Dec 28, 2005 0 -2

<Theropissed> wtf guest Dec 28, 2005 0 251

<Cinsu> I'd love to see a warning on something where the background is flashing... guest Dec 28, 2005 0 94

<ShroomDuck> but the head we get here in ontario is fuckin horrible guest Dec 28, 2005 0 156

* mademoiselle has quit IRC (Quit: boyfriend's horny, brb) guest Dec 28, 2005 0 101

[Allies]stratus: how's everyone? guest Dec 28, 2005 0 201

<TMH> and now I will try a new combination! guest Dec 28, 2005 0 289

<Hoolibear:> What woman do you know that can shake her tits, ass, and cock at... guest Dec 27, 2005 0 2

<DaFool> i just bought a chip for my car from ebay...i fucking bought like 5... guest Dec 27, 2005 0 306

aK\: last night i had a dream that i was searching the internet for some dll... guest Dec 27, 2005 0 144

<withnail> effexor sounds like a hacker drug guest Dec 26, 2005 0 114

<Glass_Joe> god I'm such a nerd guest Dec 26, 2005 0 129

<Ren[Spriting]> Mike Tyson only made one contribution to society worth giving. guest Dec 26, 2005 0 79

<@Tempus_Vernum> my sister just had to be romantic and married at new years of... guest Dec 26, 2005 0 106

< Whoreo> Can someone help me with my keyboard? guest Dec 26, 2005 0 156

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<Hajuu> Man I love it at my work when old ladies call me a gentleman... Makes... guest Dec 26, 2005 0 18

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<the_fonz> i've been dating this chick guest Nov 11, 2005 0 321

<Kookykman> Are you within driving distance of Boston? guest Nov 11, 2005 0 199

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<Enjoi> I'm not going to stop a drug habit just because my life is getting in... guest Nov 10, 2005 0 29

<farlax> damn... my GF had another prolapse... last night she was going pretty... guest Nov 10, 2005 0 163

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([LH]Neil|Work) the worst thing about audio programming: the possibility of... guest Nov 9, 2005 0 203

<alb2550> All the text on my screen is blurring into dirty limericks and... guest Nov 9, 2005 0 131

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<Twyce_Dailey> u know... cheap body jewelery isn't fun guest Nov 8, 2005 0 39

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<Shifter> well, jenn just dumped me. guest Nov 7, 2005 0 13

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<Kiell> So I get a text message on Friday from a number I didn't recognise... guest Nov 7, 2005 0 192

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<aq> 1st person shooters are easier to play with than women guest Nov 4, 2005 0 184

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<AlexMax> the closest i ever got to even having a girlfriend is when i asked a... guest Nov 2, 2005 0 207

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<Philwelch> In my high school, I would print out the "this page is blocked"... guest Nov 1, 2005 0 386

<seelet> the frat house down the road doesnt even have wep on guest Nov 1, 2005 0 121

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(teh_Neo) Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head guest Nov 1, 2005 0 124

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<+Toba|Unix> And God said, trust not the tinyurl, for it is subtle and quick to... guest Nov 1, 2005 0 289

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<celti> When your life is going down the drain, it's best not to turn on the... guest Oct 28, 2005 0 123

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<Montag> "Ubuntu" is an ancient African word, meaning "I can't configure... guest Oct 23, 2005 0 116

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<Jason> And... the test is finished. guest Oct 23, 2005 0 193

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<EventHorizon> is it just me or does our -106 prof wear sweaters alot? guest Oct 22, 2005 0 221

<HomoAnalPenis> and than what? guest Oct 22, 2005 0 170

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<Origin> And I remote desktoped one of my coworkers computers and put lemon... guest Oct 22, 2005 0 68

<moo> I want to get a stuffed kitten doll, and then go to the sporting goods... guest Oct 21, 2005 0 247

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<Hatter> tonight I: lost in poker, drank absinthe, scaled the wall of the... guest Oct 21, 2005 0 230

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<scerez> Something Amber has...that no other girl has >:O guest Oct 19, 2005 0 189

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<kyriy> can someone help me install this fear demo guest Oct 19, 2005 0 152

<cobalt27x> florida is a giant phallic hurricane magnet guest Oct 19, 2005 0 4

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<HonkeyKong> My dick is one inch long, and six inches wide.. They call me... guest Oct 19, 2005 0 7

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<numist> no wonder you're being so nice.. I forgot that you're sick guest Oct 18, 2005 0 292

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<+Dawai> i really need to keep myself from saying "heil hitler" inadvertedly... guest Oct 18, 2005 0 7

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<Vespucci> Ok, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? guest Oct 17, 2005 0 276

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[Mediator] And there is this gel shit guest Oct 17, 2005 0 225

<lsf> so we got a package from an online shop, we ordered some things guest Oct 17, 2005 0 245

<Shifter-[AFK]> when I was like 9, and before I knew what "sleeping with... guest Oct 17, 2005 0 307

<Art_Vandelay> my sexuality should not be in question guest Oct 17, 2005 0 357

<insaneidiot> does ripping a dvd cause any phyiscal damage to the dvd? guest Oct 17, 2005 0 106

<Jmax> <@Jmax> lettuce. guest Oct 17, 2005 0 200

<seano> when I was 17, 17 year old girls seemed like the best thing in the world guest Oct 17, 2005 0 213

<Erika> fuckdammit guest Oct 17, 2005 0 141

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<DJ-Mike> ATTETNION guest Oct 16, 2005 0 616

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<evilAdmin> LMFAO... Dude, I've been reading too much bash.org... You know how... guest Oct 15, 2005 0 413

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<Kei> oh, anyone know how the hell to amke a sonic costume? guest Oct 15, 2005 0 274

<Goose> if you could only renice a person's inner crazy guest Oct 15, 2005 0 2

<kulprits> wats te best way to test if a video card is faulty guest Oct 15, 2005 0 277

<MrMog> god damn I hate overly "random" people who are thusly extremely... guest Oct 15, 2005 0 144

<LOAF> So, I'm out back in the alley guest Oct 14, 2005 0 699

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VinnysMafia: i usually find i can get rid of annoying people by holding up a... guest Oct 14, 2005 0 266

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<digi> I had written a Dune quote on my board this morning: "Truth suffers from... guest Oct 13, 2005 0 426

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<!TeknoProphet> the topic is: The Effectiveness and Feasibility of a Tsunami... guest Oct 13, 2005 0 166

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<BriBroder> Wang International Inc. Recalls Wooden Christmas Toys Due To... guest Oct 12, 2005 0 222

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<DannyCat> Bah, I've been awake too long. I go to wash my hair, start the... guest Oct 12, 2005 0 291

<ribo> today on campus was apparently "come out of the closet day" guest Oct 11, 2005 0 233

<TrogL> Found a new use for a chainsaw. Daughter's boyfriend wouldn't wake up... guest Oct 11, 2005 0 300

<OrangeKitten> Why the fuck does a search for 'assless fursuit' bring up 'What... guest Oct 11, 2005 0 364

<|VIPER|> how can i find the number of files in a directory? (including... guest Oct 10, 2005 0 156

<Rev> AND MOVE TO JAPAN TO HAVE SEX WITH INFERIOR JAPANESE PENIS guest Oct 10, 2005 0 18

<sensel> check this out in google earth guest Oct 10, 2005 0 282

<looksofat> i got 17 cents for food in the next week but i got CoD 2 preordered... guest Oct 10, 2005 0 170

<MichiganFan> how old is the kitten? guest Oct 9, 2005 0 386

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<Shi> I had a weird thought today. guest Oct 8, 2005 0 195

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<humandildo> hey grog did ya know the ladies here are so classy that they wear... guest Oct 7, 2005 0 5

<mindule> they need to make a new game guest Oct 7, 2005 0 272

DJ Yiffyness: your lucky, i want to paw off too but my mom/sister is home guest Oct 7, 2005 0 157

<Shinohara> damned wireless connection guest Oct 7, 2005 0 229

<AwsmBatman> you keep misreading my sentences guest Oct 7, 2005 0 319

<@feem> i had someone claim to me the other day that pi was the longest... guest Oct 7, 2005 0 363

< plasmadis> marijuana is a gateway drug to the hard stuff guest Oct 7, 2005 0 285

<trev0r> we were meant to be handing in our coursework in english today guest Oct 5, 2005 0 580

<RoboCurse> like one time we were talkin about pregnant sex guest Oct 5, 2005 0 170

<@hydro|> fuck drinking guest Oct 3, 2005 0 21

<BlackDeth> "i wanted to install OS 9 to use classic mode on my laptop but... guest Oct 3, 2005 0 161

<Darien> my beige mold has almost completely overtaken my green mold guest Oct 3, 2005 0 146

<@cripwalker> my girlfriend is so fucking cool. guest Oct 3, 2005 0 11696

storm-shadow: damn it!! guest Oct 3, 2005 0 169

<@Rjx> just a note to anyone here guest Sep 30, 2005 0 206

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<Nyschashi-Seikun> wow guest Sep 30, 2005 0 135

Gamefreak1337: I hardly notice any diffrence between 500 kbits and this... guest Sep 29, 2005 0 81

<fry> "winnt_accept: Asynchronous AcceptEx failed." guest Sep 29, 2005 0 177

<craptastic`> it's 3 in the morning, i'm drunk, and a bunch of my buddies bet... guest Sep 29, 2005 0 346

<+Elsparrow> oh yeah... how do I register my nickname? guest Sep 28, 2005 0 -1

<treb> what do you do to a command to make it run in the background? guest Sep 27, 2005 0 214

<RiPz> my uni has signs up in text and in braile guest Sep 27, 2005 0 364

<VEKrueger> Heh I was at the mall today guest Sep 27, 2005 0 493

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<elrond2> 24 hour fitness is open 24 hours a day guest Sep 24, 2005 0 317

KNRListner44| my usb coffee heater is a bit slow ;x guest Sep 24, 2005 0 198

<Kogita> My car is doing better than ever. The gas tank used to hold $9 worth... guest Sep 24, 2005 0 394

<melf> america is the best fucking country on earth guest Sep 23, 2005 0 139

<timmo> i wonder how many child slayings are actually people coming back in time guest Sep 23, 2005 0 317

<doopidub> euh, now compiling kernel guest Sep 23, 2005 0 243

<xcham> I got spam for penis enlargement pills today guest Sep 23, 2005 0 163

<Balumstorm> I wonder if I can get this code in the kernel guest Sep 23, 2005 0 133

<Trinity_Quasar> Quick, give me your extended (a few sentences) views on teen... guest Sep 22, 2005 0 437

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<dimethyl> ya u guys are sooo much cooler than that other chan/server i chat in guest Sep 19, 2005 0 451

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* t|to is out of jail guest Sep 18, 2005 0 132

<Seraphina> it is so cool to watch a snake eat something that is 4 times the... guest Sep 18, 2005 0 363

<PK> Damn left shoulder's out of whack =/ guest Sep 17, 2005 0 270

<r0y2> did you dump barfgirl ThreeZee guest Sep 15, 2005 0 134

<HonkyKong> It's like people realize that if they stop buying their shitty... guest Sep 15, 2005 0 116

<HellPopeHuey> So, didja get some real work? guest Sep 14, 2005 0 347

<Ryouko> yo feed me german sentences to say to him guest Sep 14, 2005 0 424

<Fufie> besides, I mostly shoot homeless ;) guest Sep 14, 2005 0 27

<tumnus> i just set my clock the easiest way ever guest Sep 14, 2005 0 328

<Sargasm> It must be a bitch to write your name in the snow in Arabic guest Sep 13, 2005 0 143

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<Eviscero> so i made a new girlfriend. guest Sep 10, 2005 0 186

<Dogan> today in school the funniest thing ever happened at an assembly guest Sep 7, 2005 0 398

<@dma> root@laureate:/etc/ssh# cowsay -f sodomized `fortune` guest Sep 7, 2005 0 343

<big_rig> so like, i finally figured it out that to look hard and cool, i need... guest Sep 6, 2005 0 -4

Somebody137: o god.. at the show saturday i took this chick home... and o god guest Sep 6, 2005 0 317

<Ginman> im against picketing, but i dont know how to show it guest Sep 5, 2005 0 149

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<krysta_trose> O_o Wait...there were actually 12 year olds calling the N64 old... guest Sep 5, 2005 0 181

<ALGORYTHM> qdb are as quote eliteist and facist as bash. only 100 times faster guest Sep 5, 2005 0 -8

<canllaith> mornfall: in my grub bootloader for my laptop it says 'slackware... guest Sep 4, 2005 0 50

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<fittysix> elmo, if the internet were a city there'd be a resturaunt everyone... guest Sep 2, 2005 0 317

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<Pentavite> how does master chief manage to respawn in five seconds? guest Aug 28, 2005 0 263

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<TheYamiUsagi> Halo is like Christianity. It's probably okay, but the ignorant... guest Aug 27, 2005 0 405

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<Dweller> ever think how handy it would be to have a purse? guest Aug 18, 2005 0 282

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<Tycho> AND I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE AND DIE guest Aug 11, 2005 0 498

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<pastoralist> ...Guess what guest Aug 6, 2005 0 379

<AnDreW_BeAn> some sicko is downloading gay porn from me on winmx guest Aug 5, 2005 0 162

<zeedo> youd think that there would be some sort of rescue process for... guest Aug 5, 2005 0 222

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<Macks> holy fuck i just witnessed the coolest thing ever guest Jul 25, 2005 0 93

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< tittyfuckosaurus> I love kidneys guest Jul 23, 2005 0 78

<%PortoRob> i had a lot of spare time in algebra guest Jul 22, 2005 0 365

<fr_gment> If "pro" is antonymic to "con," what is antonymic to "progress?" guest Jul 22, 2005 0 197

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<farax> Silence time! guest Jul 20, 2005 0 211

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<LiENUS> anyone ever have trouble with neopets.com crashing squid? guest Jul 19, 2005 0 137

<L0rdG0h4n> SOMEBODY JUST SHOT A GUN RIGHT THROUGH MY BACKYARD FENCE guest Jul 19, 2005 0 178

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<LordYoshi> what button is page down? I've pressed everything guest Jul 15, 2005 0 1964

<megaBBq> one time my friends and i were camping in the mountains, one night i... guest Jul 15, 2005 0 71

<blitzkrieg> I suggest finding a moving bus to tell all about it guest Jul 15, 2005 0 89

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<hAz3L`02> so did it work out, remaking the company site with your internal web... guest Jul 13, 2005 0 52

<rjamorim> I don't think he was trying to troll. guest Jul 12, 2005 0 135

<treb> the best girlfriend is always your feminine side, remember that :D guest Jul 10, 2005 0 116

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<reddave1982> I got the 24-hr garage night shift blues guest Jul 6, 2005 0 131

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<Shakeman> the first keyboard we had when we bought the computer died last year guest Jul 5, 2005 0 218

<Genocidal> I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of... guest Jul 5, 2005 0 124

<RHX> i did roleplay with someone once where I was the patient and she was the... guest Jul 5, 2005 0 161

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<top-cat> there was an article in the guardian recently suggesting that after... guest Jul 5, 2005 0 337

<Lord_Iryn> I once drove a golf cart into a lake guest Jul 5, 2005 0 70

[SewerBeing] masturbation leads to acne didn't you know? guest Jul 4, 2005 0 155

<turtlecrap> yeah soon the whole of irc will be flooder by shit dribbling guest Jul 4, 2005 0 23

<@gunkan> ? guest Jul 3, 2005 0 -2

<sEcretz> my friends who are "sleeping" now in the house screwed me guest Jul 3, 2005 0 113

Salixa: I used to have to skin dead mice and chop them up to feed to owls guest Jul 2, 2005 0 97

<EccleS> EriK: I'm more concerned about lying helpless in the dentists chair... guest Jul 2, 2005 0 75

<sharpi> i got attacked by a group of seagulls on the ferry home today :( guest Jul 1, 2005 0 77

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<thinman> we should start a compy porn site, with pictures of computers with... guest Jun 30, 2005 0 85

<biiaru> http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/06/19/six_legged_puppy_fou... guest Jun 30, 2005 0 10

MRFX: that is first pair of breasts I have felt up in a while guest Jun 29, 2005 0 154

<Como> You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When: As your car crashes... guest Jun 29, 2005 0 175

<nV`StOkE> If /quit and /connect are swimming in the ocean, and /connect gets... guest Jun 29, 2005 0 594

<Di> i had to walk down to william st. there to drop off summit guest Jun 29, 2005 0 62

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<SporkOfTruth> My school's girls swim team was fuck hot. guest Jun 29, 2005 0 82

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<Error404> Why would a girl tell me that 2 guys just asked her out. guest Jun 28, 2005 0 73

<@jasta> hehe, you know im officially a network admin of a 100% windows... guest Jun 27, 2005 0 111

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<tamara> i can't decide if i'm hungry or tired. guest Jun 24, 2005 0 149

<Mephistol> man guest Jun 24, 2005 0 51

<%Ebola> My last job was in CSR with a very small re-sale phone co. Once a... guest Jun 23, 2005 0 287

RuKK0R: you know.. I was just looking at the official list of the most... guest Jun 21, 2005 0 176

<snu`> i registered for fall classes guest Jun 21, 2005 0 232

<makeboss> Thankfully though, the price of DivX rips has remained constant over... guest Jun 21, 2005 0 139

<jessica> ok back guest Jun 21, 2005 0 291

<Thrashmeister> if a piano player is called a pianist, then why isnt a racecar... guest Jun 20, 2005 0 114

<alex323> so i was like "hey mom what day was i born on" guest Jun 20, 2005 0 205

<TheHeadlinesRead> hey guys who wants 2 cyber??? guest Jun 19, 2005 0 191

Gluctotion: ive determined that tis was just a shakespearian typo guest Jun 19, 2005 0 48

<DosBubba> Growth in confusing graphs on the Internet, 1989-2005: guest Jun 19, 2005 0 181

<DarkArchon> You might be spending too much time on the internet when you find... guest Jun 19, 2005 0 103

<robotron> Dr_[^o^] is it true that people in your country name their kids by... guest Jun 19, 2005 0 189

<@D1-> so I got to walmart to get some fish oil supplements guest Jun 18, 2005 0 165

<Aero`> i have created food guest Jun 18, 2005 0 188

<gelfie> stupid cow at work threatened to report me for animal cruelty. guest Jun 18, 2005 0 120

<X-PiZeR> thy want me to say how my com skills were improved by my work... guest Jun 17, 2005 0 171

<hybridpro> what is the best program guest Jun 17, 2005 0 55

<synth> ONE DAY ILL HAVE SEX RAAB guest Jun 17, 2005 0 104

<ProfGlitch> hahaha, how ironic: guest Jun 16, 2005 0 272

<Rjx> A German court sent to a psychiatric institution a man who cut off his... guest Jun 16, 2005 0 0

<Ahanix> You know what girls love? guest Jun 16, 2005 0 61

<Drew> next to that one i found funny is the barcode reader at Regal (movie... guest Jun 15, 2005 0 296

(Ryan0rZ) double wammy, Knox guest Jun 15, 2005 0 20

<Aven> A simple Google search of "My Unit" is good for many laughs. guest Jun 15, 2005 0 113

<dil_dil> Seriously, I had mice as pets when I was a kid. Eventually, a LOT of... guest Jun 15, 2005 0 112

<theProject> anyways, is it just me, or is badget badger one infinite loop? guest Jun 14, 2005 0 261

VitViper: what do you want your zx2 to be? guest Jun 14, 2005 0 43

tedger> today.... the galaxy was not saved guest Jun 13, 2005 0 83

<qviri> Sorry, I guess I'm not 1335 enough. guest Jun 12, 2005 0 231

(%theProject) i have the urge to smack someone in the head right now guest Jun 11, 2005 0 266

<@FL1X> more experience = more fun guest Jun 9, 2005 0 161

systm0verl0rd: i don't use 128bit encription, its unsecure. i use 127bit, so if... guest Jun 8, 2005 0 260

nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet guest Jun 8, 2005 0 70

<Lost> wow this is so retarted guest Jun 8, 2005 0 11

<Grug> Grug Fact: I was born on my mums Birthday!!! guest Jun 8, 2005 0 193

<Phlip> I'm not insensitive! I'm political-correctness-deprived! guest Jun 7, 2005 0 52

JonathanThompson: I made the statement several years ago that it was only a... guest Jun 6, 2005 0 177

* mrben has a friend who purposefully, when in the cinema, asks for cockporn... guest Jun 5, 2005 0 98

<sEcretz> One day a teacher went into her classroom and saw the word, “penis”... guest Jun 5, 2005 0 283

<fimion> i think canada's country code should be .eh guest Jun 4, 2005 0 179

<@semi> opera used to be a lot faster, but the new versions really dont feel... guest Jun 3, 2005 0 84

•›› Topic: [[klined]] changes topic to [FLEA at MIT June 19 | I love teh mirc |... guest Jun 3, 2005 0 59

s T a R lI n E j: Sauron is a giant flaming eyeball... can he see why kids love... guest Jun 3, 2005 0 138

<Faggertot> I was being a man-ho at the library ;o! guest Jun 3, 2005 0 4

<@Josho> can't believe i fit so much shit in the dishwasher guest Jun 2, 2005 0 203

Bart join #gta guest Jun 1, 2005 0 211

auslander: i think we can all agree I'm the smartest one here guest Jun 1, 2005 0 480

<Humour> milkshakes arent that good imo guest Jun 1, 2005 0 94

<3WD> >.< guest May 31, 2005 0 84

<SmallKiwi>: my lil stepson has been vomiting at school for the last 2.5 hours guest May 31, 2005 0 20

gr3ym4tt3r: NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT. guest May 31, 2005 0 48

<beafet> gender neutral name guest May 31, 2005 0 81

evilicey: This is going to fucking rock guest May 31, 2005 0 12

<@MrNoLimit> damn movies on slow ass bots guest May 30, 2005 0 10

<[sync]> Windows Services for Unix destroyed my windows installation guest May 30, 2005 0 73

<devolve> if I went to jail, I have no idea what would happen to all my shit guest May 30, 2005 0 78

* eLe sends hordes of lemmings over HolyGoat. guest May 30, 2005 0 267

<beavis-> i can get an ascii character in windows by doing alt-some numbers guest May 29, 2005 0 11

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<@shrapnel> im going to create a doll with black hair, and a razor in one hand guest May 29, 2005 0 125

<CAPS-LOCK> ARRGH guest May 29, 2005 0 47

<CAPS-LOCK> And now for some good news... Remember that HD I was whining about... guest May 29, 2005 0 299

<tinou> i need find a root pass over ssh protocol guest May 29, 2005 0 161

<jvarner> heh. Tennis commentator at the olympics: guest May 29, 2005 0 80

<SeaQaeS> hey! guest May 29, 2005 0 56

<phrog> Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you... guest May 29, 2005 0 239

<shinster> i've sunk to a new low and am in the office on a weekend guest May 29, 2005 0 223

<demian> yesterday when I got out of the AIX training class we had to do an... guest May 29, 2005 0 24

[ Rjx ] either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something... guest May 28, 2005 0 158

<chevell> so there's this guy right guest May 28, 2005 0 0

<chevell> not to sound bigoted, but racist jokes are hilarious guest May 28, 2005 0 268

NeM: i cant sleep man guest May 27, 2005 0 137

<Futyre>OMFG some people should not be allowed to live guest May 27, 2005 0 121

<+Sprunk> I think the world should be run by a panel of scientists and... guest May 26, 2005 0 1037

<+UnityDivided> I say to my dad "So apparently Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth... guest May 26, 2005 0 165

<@Segosa> I bet you can't type 'zorro' with only your left hand, and ALT held... guest May 26, 2005 0 143

<Segosa> IRC has taught me a girl in a bath tub isn't always a good thing. guest May 26, 2005 0 219

Lisa: your idea worked! guest May 26, 2005 0 141

<scott> I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I never saw her! guest May 26, 2005 0 171

Bronxalicious> Best thing ever just happened guest May 25, 2005 0 107

<laid_back> haha man get this so my brother got suspended from school today guest May 25, 2005 0 268

<biounix> its horrible, i know guest May 24, 2005 0 243

<Perplexed> Brit, finish JR High and get back to us guest May 21, 2005 0 96

<spongebill> it's a vicious circle... I have qdb open in my browser, can't stop... guest May 20, 2005 0 60

<aslplz> w0w dood i juz had a epiphany guest May 20, 2005 0 144

<usu_> Well, for the past weeks, Bush's approval rating has consistently been... guest May 20, 2005 0 99

<toadclipper> u on mac? guest May 16, 2005 0 231

<looksofat>I sent my mom out for food 3 hours ago guest May 16, 2005 0 121

<+Timmy> what is the point of IPs? guest May 15, 2005 0 238

<Relocin> i like how it's so noisy at work so i can just fart whenever guest May 14, 2005 0 55

<@PJD> a blackdude tried 2 molest u last night? guest May 14, 2005 0 24

ExiledFromLight: hahahaha guest May 13, 2005 0 483

<clay> youre going to pay for this, langdon guest May 13, 2005 0 205

<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/ guest May 13, 2005 0 62

<+^Sheldon> I was in the IT industry 20 years, and I still can't explain why a... guest May 13, 2005 0 155

<@Rjx> just to be clear, there's absolutely zero chance of me cheating on sara guest May 13, 2005 0 77

<Flayra> Canada seems to have grants, the U.S. seems to have infomercials about... guest May 12, 2005 0 25

<s1r> i've said it before and i'll say it again guest May 12, 2005 0 308

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(@PPSlim) I must admit, Opera speeded my computer up guest May 10, 2005 0 124

<sEcretz> This is scary but 5 years ago when i was still 12 and just found out... guest May 10, 2005 0 175

<Imitarate> damn... now i'm hungry. i should go to bed before i try to make... guest May 10, 2005 0 161

* Neitokun wanders around looking for something to do * maybe i'll just go into... guest May 9, 2005 0 93

<AI> do you know how to get legal free music? guest May 9, 2005 0 201

scanty@SPARC: i had a hard time finding a mother's day card. guest May 8, 2005 0 141

Kodan882: I DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT TYPO guest May 8, 2005 0 81

<Anomaly> I have a problem with my printer, can anybody help? guest May 8, 2005 0 42

Darika Senokah: HEY WILL guest May 7, 2005 0 6

<Acid> In the song Silent Night, the lyrics go "...holy infant so tender and... guest May 7, 2005 0 206

<Raticide> make install guest May 6, 2005 0 366

<jeriko> you know that community center down the street here in town? guest May 5, 2005 0 166

Ajlax1872: my dick has like this bubble on it, pretty small though...i dunno... guest May 4, 2005 0 60

(@killacockney) anybody know how good vantec stealth fans are? guest May 3, 2005 0 75

<rhyswynne> can you overclock a vibrator? guest May 3, 2005 0 100

<@TimJohnson> im going to try and cook bacon on my george format grill guest May 3, 2005 0 278

somebody124: so... wes and his parents are gonna be gone all weekend.... guest May 2, 2005 0 301

<vhold> "a government mandated wireless protocol that transmits to the receiver... guest May 2, 2005 0 188

Dan> So here are two pyros comparing burn stories.. is this like the proverbial... guest May 2, 2005 0 107

[WhipSmart] how has humanity lasted this long..? guest May 1, 2005 0 230

<EvilPasta> "<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the... guest May 1, 2005 0 33

< wasdeep> and i have "help" in my hilight list, which is annoying when people... guest Apr 29, 2005 0 13

<&Segosa> :( guest Apr 28, 2005 0 233

<Areku> No wait, you don't understand guest Apr 28, 2005 0 352

<tina_> ill have u know im very happy with my partner guest Apr 28, 2005 0 36

<Alkaline2k> i have no soul after goatse guest Apr 28, 2005 0 83

<Maurs> Got my first detention ever today :( guest Apr 27, 2005 0 329

<Cenobite> I was self-employed, but my boss fired me guest Apr 27, 2005 0 157

<biounix> i am building this little inventory system for work guest Apr 27, 2005 0 64

svladnecjelli: i am recovering from an end of the year drunk guest Apr 27, 2005 0 175

<ThreeWork> man I love the theoretical situations we propose around here guest Apr 27, 2005 0 146

<michael`> i mean the whole idea of the separation of powers is that each... guest Apr 27, 2005 0 103

<Nitrix> So we have this really retarded blonde in our Chem class, and she had... guest Apr 27, 2005 0 142

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars guest Apr 25, 2005 0 158

<CaT> Is there A way I can put video files on my computer and then use my... guest Apr 24, 2005 0 174

<Xenophon> trying to redirect modules.php?name=Forums&whatever... to... guest Apr 24, 2005 0 180

<sirveaux> so here is my take on just one aspect of intarweb politics: AOLers guest Apr 24, 2005 0 76

(idler) bear with me guest Apr 24, 2005 0 260

<sidewinder> has he ever looked at M theory? guest Apr 23, 2005 0 143

<%Sim> they've called here guest Apr 22, 2005 0 193

(Ravenclaw) im an IRCpot, short and stout guest Apr 22, 2005 0 114

<sektie> my boyfriend, in mid thrust, stops and goes "oops" and gets a sheepish... guest Apr 21, 2005 0 373

<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music guest Apr 20, 2005 0 25

<Luigi30> A bat flew into a hotel room once with my dad's friend who was... guest Apr 18, 2005 0 122

<Ravenclaw> i want to sew "bad mother fucker" onto my wallet somehow guest Apr 18, 2005 0 114

<@kf`ill> I went with a girl to a bar once, she had one boob bigger then the... guest Apr 17, 2005 0 95

<Lacey> int *y; for (int i = 0; i < 1000; i++) { y = &y; } guest Apr 16, 2005 0 101

<eldritch> today I stole wheat bran! guest Apr 15, 2005 0 113

<gaurav> you're a bit of a comedian guest Apr 15, 2005 0 81

<psych> Worrying sucks. guest Apr 14, 2005 0 213

<R3mix> my social studies teachers computer crashed today and she got the... guest Apr 14, 2005 0 140

<MumblyJoe> minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs using strips of bacon guest Apr 13, 2005 0 91

<@Catcher> if only the government had a blog... guest Apr 12, 2005 0 121

<truth-> I was wrong, the KKK aren't racist, they're just portrayed that way by... guest Apr 12, 2005 0 141

<Volante> so here's today's laundry lesson... guest Apr 12, 2005 0 167

<jwh> My ex gf once told me that girls don't poop guest Apr 11, 2005 0 142

<CeZ> bewpy: hows your microphone doing? guest Apr 11, 2005 0 229

<@Quasar`> my biological clock is ticking guest Apr 10, 2005 0 178

<SpazLink> Dyslexic? guest Apr 10, 2005 0 171

<RedBeard> should i buy an xbox vga adapter for $75? guest Apr 10, 2005 0 532

<cmantito> money is no object! guest Apr 10, 2005 0 127

<R3mix> ok so there was this time guest Apr 9, 2005 0 256

<JibberJim> Pope buried in St Peter's crypt guest Apr 8, 2005 0 83

<Rob-iwiwc> imagine if the pope got up now guest Apr 7, 2005 0 125

<Jesse> RedBeard: probably a good ice breaker would have been "man, this stuff... guest Apr 7, 2005 0 171

<@Alucard> Uptime: 3 weeks 3 hours 52 minutes 34 seconds guest Apr 7, 2005 0 230

<Mediator> You know what would be hawt? guest Apr 7, 2005 0 183

<HauntedUnix> Don't mention milking in my presence, had a rather unusual... guest Apr 6, 2005 0 123

MySeLf169: today we had softball practice guest Apr 5, 2005 0 157

<friendy> Verry: Google bought a satellite imagery company. guest Apr 5, 2005 0 98

*JU5T1CE* says helpful hint #471 - The highest concentration of pickpockets is... guest Apr 4, 2005 0 238

<@Syntacs> I don't know how the Allies managed to win WW2 without quicksave. guest Apr 4, 2005 0 175

<sEcretz> What happened was i was watchin porn on my PC and i blacked out. My... guest Apr 4, 2005 0 135

<Dracos> Education levels by vocabulary: guest Apr 4, 2005 0 158

(eve`) girls don't fart guest Apr 3, 2005 0 130

< ix> ive never seen a girl who was good at a first person shooter. guest Apr 3, 2005 0 133

(@ddew|bofh) heh, I really need to get out more. I just ogt annoyed that a... guest Apr 3, 2005 0 123

<Calum> going to bed at 4am, then getting woken by traffic at 8am is unpleasant guest Apr 3, 2005 0 238

(Smith) If you would like to kick someone from this chat room for whatever... guest Apr 3, 2005 0 120

<popeye> rolloffle do you eat meat guest Apr 2, 2005 0 92

<RedBeard> should breakfast cereal be patentable? guest Apr 2, 2005 0 105

--- Topic for #linuxgeneration is wget... guest Apr 2, 2005 0 112

(MaNgEy_CaT) Give me a decent arguement topic, You fucking pythetic americans guest Apr 2, 2005 0 -1

<Songy> And don't watch LOTR dvds at the highest volume your stereo can go when... guest Apr 2, 2005 0 38

<DarkStatix>: Wat are you seen? guest Apr 1, 2005 0 86

<hman> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on guest Mar 30, 2005 0 139

fac3less: boss sent me 'youre fired' in a pm as a joke.. guest Mar 30, 2005 0 148

(@Someone): <\³ guest Mar 30, 2005 0 407

<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style guest Mar 30, 2005 0 66

<@Brad7> nice, what did you guys end up decide for the babies name? guest Mar 30, 2005 0 426

<Aelia> and he had like 200 GB of hentai -_- guest Mar 30, 2005 0 1

<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy guest Mar 29, 2005 0 -8

<Karlsen> so, I'm removing gentoo now, should I go for xp or 2k? (laptop) guest Mar 26, 2005 0 132

<R3mix> once i asked a g33ky chick for her number guest Mar 26, 2005 0 376

<laid_back> maybe i'll find some bukkake to leave for my little brother to find guest Mar 25, 2005 0 82

eTheRealPulse: you see, if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck guest Mar 23, 2005 0 8

<mindspillage> I once lost a book of Tolkien songs set to music from my H.S... guest Mar 23, 2005 0 157

<DC_daNMan> :S My PC has just decided to just stop the moniter out put.. for... guest Mar 22, 2005 0 225

<adrian> "Somewhat to my amazement, I discovered that every time the computer... guest Mar 21, 2005 0 135

<<HobbitGrease> tobita: i'm going to expose more of my computer stupidity here... guest Mar 21, 2005 0 385

pthree : someone @ lucas films is looking at my site guest Mar 21, 2005 0 108

<Serene> comprehensive sentences plz gizlice and stop yelling guest Mar 21, 2005 0 81

(+jome) Downloading music hurts the music industry, then downloading porn hurts... guest Mar 21, 2005 0 197

<DArkEyeS> it may seem like I'm not like other guys and I'm not after the girl... guest Mar 21, 2005 0 136

<PaulTech> Both my brothers are right now actually guest Mar 20, 2005 0 0

<+Iconoclastic> i just took like guest Mar 19, 2005 0 56

<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want... guest Mar 18, 2005 0 -7

<greap> my laptop is starting to feel like home guest Mar 18, 2005 0 161

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* Beska changes topic to 'next one to change the topic is gya' guest Mar 17, 2005 0 140

(@Hidden_Hunter): My teacher was telling me that we had to write a creative... guest Mar 16, 2005 0 201

<splice> god was nice enough to provide a safe little nook for my cock guest Mar 16, 2005 0 -3

<Hardstuff> I am THE internet guest Mar 16, 2005 0 124

<Beefy> hmmm guest Mar 14, 2005 0 158

<Taim> and the power kicks out... <dramatic thunderclap> guest Mar 14, 2005 0 142

<bjx0> Who died? guest Mar 13, 2005 0 -7

<Aimee[Dead]> I don't think it's a good thing that my shoulder hurts for no... guest Mar 13, 2005 0 218

[@WhipSmart]: for every story you hear about a dog saving someone's life, there... guest Mar 11, 2005 0 300

<eLe> *I* have a social life. guest Mar 11, 2005 0 189

<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes guest Mar 11, 2005 0 -5

<+Sekkira> the OS is popping at me guest Mar 10, 2005 0 131

<BuRuz> GET (Active) Teen.Black.Cravings.2.DVDRip.XXX-RVF.tar (9%)... guest Mar 9, 2005 0 -6

<Animation> fill in the blanks in my next post guest Mar 9, 2005 0 163

<piggy> god damnit, someone keeps ringing my p[hone and hanging up right before... guest Mar 9, 2005 0 139

<froggie> I got a cool joke. What's the difference between a 15 year old and a... guest Mar 9, 2005 0 289

<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I... guest Mar 8, 2005 0 431

<aeon> you know its going to be a bad day when a lesbian calls you at 2 in the... guest Mar 8, 2005 0 273

<_stan> old macdonald had a farm guest Mar 8, 2005 0 281

-!- BlackDeth has quit [Ping timeout: no data for 246 seconds] guest Mar 7, 2005 0 16

<Evil_Timmy> communion is so boring. takes too long to pass around the trays to... guest Mar 7, 2005 0 7

<BolognaMoFo> the only way I use warez is to ask where my pants are guest Mar 6, 2005 0 110

<crayola> so, my cousin was a friend's naughty box remover. guest Mar 6, 2005 0 163

Bane: i need to make messes in my house and clean them up with paper towels in... guest Mar 5, 2005 0 172

[Toblerone_] where did people come up with this high on life concept?? is that... guest Mar 5, 2005 0 10

<corky> oh fuck guest Mar 5, 2005 0 177

<beafet> hi rogue-09 guest Mar 4, 2005 0 93

<aeon> As much as I love sitting at my computer for weeks at a time designing... guest Mar 4, 2005 0 73

<Workdae> i have the most hilarious issue i just picked up guest Mar 4, 2005 0 60

< Aldryic> damn guest Mar 3, 2005 0 307

(thyriad) $bla = mail($Replyemail, $Theme, $Moreheaders, $Firstmessage); guest Mar 2, 2005 0 462

<ToxicNed> Went to pick up the double pack of GTA3 and GTA:VC, and some woman... guest Mar 1, 2005 0 410

<OneFlew> Java is a cruel and shallow trench, a long plastic hallway where... guest Mar 1, 2005 0 104

<%TTK> How would I start overclocking guest Nov 28, 2004 0 73

<[GNU]Order> Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear... guest Nov 28, 2004 0 144

<cooltim> fuck christmas shopping sucks. The gifts given/recieved ratio seems... guest Nov 28, 2004 0 107

<@AlmtyBob> haha guest Nov 28, 2004 0 5

< jnc> use someone else's underwear guest Nov 28, 2004 0 91

<@icelus> So, is there some kind of litmus test to see if a girl is a lesbian... guest Nov 28, 2004 0 130

<Scoth> I used a BSOD screensaver at work for awhile, but people kept rebooting... guest Nov 27, 2004 0 236

<@DXtremz> root@tweety [~]# uptime guest Nov 26, 2004 0 39

<Dizzo> doesnt look like I'll be spending thanksgiving with family guest Nov 25, 2004 0 240

<RHX> Winamp playing: Various - The Waterboys / Whole of the M guest Nov 25, 2004 0 122

<Geoff> I caught my son downloading a file called 'hot redhead takes it up the... guest Nov 25, 2004 0 311

<Hay> OMG today in biology guest Nov 24, 2004 0 124

<@FunkyFender> Why couldn't there be a character set that included all the... guest Nov 24, 2004 0 176

<BlackDeth> lazy is: ssh'ing into the desktop 5 feet away, starting up vnc... guest Nov 24, 2004 0 182

<FriedGold> Gentlemen... welcome to recursion club. The first rule is: you do... guest Nov 24, 2004 0 117

< rast> whats a good free perl program for windows? guest Nov 23, 2004 0 193

<Drag[Slumber]> Ok, what the fuck guest Nov 23, 2004 0 147

<Gabriel> I like women who've had their breasts surgically removed guest Nov 23, 2004 0 -3

<zakenayo> Saeba: she was only a couple of months old when I lost my... guest Nov 23, 2004 0 -3

SurrenderUrCow: in my 3rd period guest Nov 23, 2004 0 80

<+vacuumo> I get nickalerted when people say anything containing 'vac' guest Nov 23, 2004 0 62

<Darrick> i have some nintendo newsletter suubscription for some reason guest Nov 22, 2004 0 209

<Paratus> i don't have a girlfriend because that shit, in my experience, ends... guest Nov 20, 2004 0 103

<Les> i hate life guest Nov 20, 2004 0 168

ilanbg: oh man, in school today i had to present a biography thing on... guest Nov 20, 2004 0 286

<Cowbert> there isn't really an appreciable performance benefit using reiser... guest Nov 19, 2004 0 10

EvilAngel remembers, a long time ago, when his bf at the time answered the door... guest Nov 19, 2004 0 200

<PunchBag> haha, earlier i saw this girl wearing this T-shirt that had the... guest Nov 18, 2004 0 97

<+h3n> hmm, it kind of reminded me of this "skiing" game i made in dos where i... guest Nov 18, 2004 0 97

<KursK> can I ask a very dumb question? =) guest Nov 16, 2004 0 149

<ETR> I'm a CS major guest Nov 16, 2004 0 231

<penor> i hate the world guest Nov 16, 2004 0 246

<Lanmut> what is a haiku? guest Nov 16, 2004 0 448

<Nin10doman> A tail would be cool.. guest Nov 16, 2004 0 78

<insert people trying to convince Kaelic to kick out his GF so he can play more... guest Nov 15, 2004 0 170

If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, guest Nov 15, 2004 0 237

<Arundor> I'm starting to regret taking a philosophy course. It's getting very... guest Nov 15, 2004 0 173

<RizBow> man, irc is like one big retarded crossword puzzle guest Nov 14, 2004 0 0

<+turkey> all i do these days is stick my penis in my vcr, hoping that it'll... guest Nov 14, 2004 0 2

<ShadoweOrbe> and in a cruel twist of irony, my mp3 player wont let me delete... guest Nov 14, 2004 0 112

<Gnar> 64bit means you can run on two screens? guest Nov 14, 2004 0 -3

<@D1-> my therapist called this kid a faggot in session. guest Nov 14, 2004 0 -3

<tJmarshal> heh so hes like "you interested in a best buy card?" and in all "no... guest Nov 13, 2004 0 213

<Lenoh> I am 191 times 7. guest Nov 13, 2004 0 1

<FuzLogic> I never did figure out how to open the damn doors on the landing... guest Nov 13, 2004 0 265

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<Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western civilisation... guest Nov 12, 2004 0 4

<Xdude> what's the best spyware elimiator? guest Nov 12, 2004 0 101

<Dribblemandan> do you work at Subway by any chance? guest Nov 12, 2004 0 -3

<+aeonite> Doom 3 is too dark guest Nov 11, 2004 0 100

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loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad... guest Nov 11, 2004 0 1

<masteralpher> I WILL RAPE YOUR ANOS FAT BITCH guest Nov 11, 2004 0 222

<MSIGuy> Not as funny when you do it on purpose... guest Nov 11, 2004 0 1856

<BobDragonslayer> The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song... guest Nov 11, 2004 0 221

<J3anyus> shit, i'm very conservative but god damn, legalize weed guest Nov 11, 2004 0 218

<Jet_Solo> Did I miss anything interesting? guest Nov 11, 2004 0 226

<Bisclaveret> Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw... guest Nov 11, 2004 0 534

<Ebola> spankmeistress: My tongue hurts, I bit it today :( guest Nov 11, 2004 0 298

< Crew^> have you ever bought a prostitute, dupper? guest Nov 11, 2004 0 10

<Coll[laptop]> baldness is an advantage in war, get the right angle and you can... guest Nov 11, 2004 0 47

< lysol> this one girl I'm friends with in irc left me this comment "his... guest Nov 10, 2004 0 199

<glasnost> hmm, i've eaten too much chinese food, i'm becoming asian guest Nov 10, 2004 0 156

<KyleG> I know why aliens haven't landed here. They've seen the way we think of... guest Nov 9, 2004 0 129

<Saikouro> they are showing a program about Analsex on discovery right now!! guest Nov 9, 2004 0 129

<Celestar> I almost got trapped yesterday guest Nov 8, 2004 0 73

< joshk> i met some dude at a Debian dinner guest Nov 8, 2004 0 146

<ShadoweOrbe> am i supposed to conduct with my penis? guest Nov 8, 2004 0 104

<Jaymi> I just put lotion all over my hands and arms, then I looked at the... guest Nov 8, 2004 0 167

<@Invictus`> a kamikaze bishop? hm.. guest Nov 8, 2004 0 3

<Ace_Reaper> ..i don't think god really will be happy with you burning the... guest Nov 8, 2004 0 72

<ToiletDuck> Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of... guest Nov 7, 2004 0 477

<CXI> shit, I was great at minesweeper guest Nov 7, 2004 0 51

<@tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron guest Nov 7, 2004 0 69

[SPD]MFDoom|fr| is now known as [SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee guest Nov 7, 2004 0 55

<@zeleftikam> yeah so on friday i installed this hard-disk MP3 player in the... guest Nov 7, 2004 0 59

<influxsys> my girlfriend is usually really panicy. Like something is going to... guest Nov 6, 2004 0 153

<influxsys> yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today guest Nov 5, 2004 0 37

<Equiv> I once thought as a child that if I could whistle well then life would... guest Nov 5, 2004 0 127

<@SyNMaN> IIII BEEELLLLIIIEEEEVVVEE I CAAANNNN FLYYYYY, I BBBEEEELLLIIEEEVVEEE... guest Nov 5, 2004 0 127

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<Pirengle> I belong to an on-campus all-female D&D group. My character, Damiar... guest Nov 4, 2004 0 189

<(dank)> so I was hanging at the bar last night, and I see what is possibly the... guest Nov 4, 2004 0 49

<edward> they said that kerry didn't show much emotion, which is the same thing... guest Nov 4, 2004 0 119

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* |silicon belches guest Nov 2, 2004 0 -1

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<johnnyque> am i your private secretary? guest Nov 2, 2004 0 153

<davidmccabe> I tried making a parody of crappy techno. The problem is, it's... guest Nov 2, 2004 0 227

<Andenno> My dog just farted, and the cat started looking in disgust. guest Nov 1, 2004 0 89

<rdancer> frog_: *printf means ``those many functions whose name ends with... guest Nov 1, 2004 0 8

<FennecFoxen> Anyone know what "ê²½ì˜ì»¨ì„¤íŒ…ì— ê´€í•œ ëª¨ë“ ê²ƒ" means? guest Nov 1, 2004 0 93

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FAP@Work: REMEMBER :) guest Oct 30, 2004 0 127

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<@avida> who wants to cyber guest Oct 29, 2004 0 144

<Re2k4> wonder how many of those dumbass drug dealers have traded dope for... guest Oct 29, 2004 0 124

<nightjade> I actually had a constant 6.66KBPS download once. It never changed... guest Oct 29, 2004 0 65

<Hateworkboy> but this is IRC! the R stands for Racism! guest Oct 28, 2004 0 6

<Steppenwolf> DNA = National Dyslexic Association guest Oct 27, 2004 0 212

<Nark> someone mentions nachos and the whole channel jumps from idling bastards... guest Oct 27, 2004 0 168

<DVS01> u ever try pissing, but u miss and u hit the rim of the bowl? and then... guest Oct 27, 2004 0 -2

(+BarnacleBob): the ipod isn't all that great... i should have looked around... guest Oct 27, 2004 0 93

<Keshu> I had much phone sex guest Oct 26, 2004 0 107

<Sock_Monkee> i used to read choose your own adventures all the time. then i... guest Oct 26, 2004 0 74

<BiG_10> gonna see if i can cancel my order of 6 gallons of listerine guest Oct 26, 2004 0 110

<mog> I know this guy whose girlfriend has cheated on him at least 8 times that... guest Oct 26, 2004 0 11

[@jmelloy] my dad went to highschool with Janeway guest Oct 26, 2004 0 124

Whitetail: My friend said his teachers used to be worried, because he was... guest Oct 26, 2004 0 243

<simon-say> asking for relationship advice on irc is like asking for computer... guest Oct 26, 2004 0 177

<xtraverse> we were thinking about building the shed out of wood guest Oct 26, 2004 0 49

<zb> so like these two strings walk into a bar guest Oct 26, 2004 0 192

<Shadda> So, Like guest Oct 25, 2004 0 243

<J_MAN> what sex are you and how old guest Oct 25, 2004 0 97

<True> do you think that whether or not you jackoff affects your life guest Oct 25, 2004 0 117

<BoomBaBa> Meanie, sorry but I am not a fat 16 year old whose diet consists of... guest Oct 25, 2004 0 197

<Ne0rC> I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when... guest Oct 25, 2004 0 119

<Alman> we have this japanese foreign exchange student guest Oct 25, 2004 0 240

<vsync> cool, just rented Brazil guest Oct 24, 2004 0 217

<WeirdHat> so I went to the LOTR thing at the museum of science guest Oct 24, 2004 0 195

<SilverHammy> I've only seen that in pornos guest Oct 24, 2004 0 7

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* Flippy_D is bored. And Tired. And sexually frustrated. And hungry. guest Oct 24, 2004 0 168

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<Ax1om> i used to get high on life guest Oct 23, 2004 0 184

<DJvenom> ::::) spiderman guest Oct 23, 2004 0 12

<@Hatman> Well that was fun guest Oct 23, 2004 0 88

[ engineer56] im learn python guest Oct 23, 2004 0 304

Eurous Ventulus: You're more full of yourself than a masochistic cannibal. guest Oct 23, 2004 0 119

* +Rabbitoh pokes and feels his index finger sink into kc's leg guest Oct 22, 2004 0 167

(@RIds) haha fourex i just thought of somethin youd find funny guest Oct 22, 2004 0 153

<UnkNoWnOne> u do what kinda graffiting ? guest Oct 22, 2004 0 52

<DJvenom> bash sucks now, dude guest Oct 22, 2004 0 -2

<ozzy> Mace? guest Oct 22, 2004 0 179

<Rogue> A few weeks ago my youngest came running out of the bedroom, using his... guest Oct 22, 2004 0 298

Rich: Guess who visited my little brother's middle school yesterday? guest Oct 22, 2004 0 72

Cochese: Facts, shmacts! Everyone twists their facts to make it look... guest Oct 21, 2004 0 81

<Argent-> You know why burning police cars smell funny? guest Oct 21, 2004 0 -2

<@allio> What she expected was a photo from a customer service representative... guest Oct 21, 2004 0 168

<@Goremageddon> i use to fuck up alot when i started guest Oct 21, 2004 0 1

<@Goremageddon> when i told you i dared my friend to suck the tit of a dead lady guest Oct 21, 2004 0 30

<@Goremageddon> the funniest thing i did was when we did this cath on an obese... guest Oct 21, 2004 0 74

<Taskman> fuck u guest Oct 21, 2004 0 -3

<t|to> what qdb.us really needs is a "vote negative on all" quotes button for... guest Oct 20, 2004 0 19

<Inuchance> rotate the computer case until the north bridge is actually north... guest Oct 20, 2004 0 156

<harm_> today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless... guest Oct 20, 2004 0 90

<FoxMulder> Don't you HATE growing up? As a kid you'd dread being called in... guest Oct 20, 2004 0 225

<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the... guest Oct 20, 2004 0 95

< lux> my toilet is dying guest Oct 20, 2004 0 45

<%Lost> I want to apply for ircops =x guest Oct 20, 2004 0 96

<Jeff> now... he probably woulda been grounded forever if it were gay porn... guest Oct 20, 2004 0 11

<Angst_> Best csi:miami moment ever, suspect's name: Wayne King. guest Oct 20, 2004 0 21

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<Darkest> One time I was supposed to go on a date, but she never got on... guest Oct 19, 2004 0 199

<blister> you know whats sweet about et? guest Oct 18, 2004 0 111

<Mac-arena> you know, if the cleverness of spammers could be harnessed for... guest Oct 18, 2004 0 177

* Now talking in #eggdrop guest Oct 17, 2004 0 120

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and... guest Oct 17, 2004 0 304

<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right? guest Oct 17, 2004 0 66

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<Nudger> The Internet is great, but the best thing it's ever done is when a... guest Oct 17, 2004 0 323

janeannskinner: it's kinda sad that you're a year younger than me and we're... guest Oct 16, 2004 0 142

<FlatEric> I'm bored guest Oct 16, 2004 0 85

<Crispy> New Studies show that an American's attention span is guest Oct 16, 2004 0 251

<clothist> Why does teh QDB.US keep changing colors? guest Oct 16, 2004 0 -2

<WillDeed> god damn I'm smooth guest Oct 16, 2004 0 267

<lonely_soul> Lol my little cousin,went on the pc one day,and he decided to... guest Oct 16, 2004 0 103

<NSA> I hate having sex... guest Oct 16, 2004 0 27

<mohadib> so anyone got any suggestions for a good mysql disaster recovery plan? guest Oct 15, 2004 0 171

<ozbear> linux users remind me of the jews trying to find the land of milk and... guest Oct 15, 2004 0 -1

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[GTF] I don't know what's worse; that I dreamed about putting my ex-girlfriend... guest Oct 15, 2004 0 201

<@lucid> I need something to do. guest Oct 14, 2004 0 24

<Mookeh> Pf, I'm taking head from a guy who duct taped himself to a ceiling... guest Oct 14, 2004 0 240

<iSharQ> Apparently, my friend texted "I want to kick your shaven puppy" to his... guest Oct 14, 2004 0 254

<[ELP]> whoa i'm typing to you guest Oct 13, 2004 0 0

< kitt> i'm trying to install linux for the first time guest Oct 13, 2004 0 153

<Desh> GEORGIA SUX guest Oct 13, 2004 0 79

jill ea: after great and lengthy procedures taking an excruciating two hours i... guest Oct 13, 2004 0 119

<StormSeeker> "Like a campsite, you should always leave your sexual partner in... guest Oct 13, 2004 0 158

<Blade_Leader> I think that these viruses would be more effective if the virus... guest Oct 13, 2004 0 176

<Whoahey> Yeah, y'know those headphones we sell where it blocks out all other... guest Oct 13, 2004 0 215

<Dcoder> brb guest Oct 12, 2004 0 0

<dani> im cold! *goes to get blanket* guest Oct 12, 2004 0 153

<@god> i love how google always puts celebrity deaths under the "entertainment"... guest Oct 12, 2004 0 273

<Dragonblight> I drink tea. guest Oct 11, 2004 0 42

< bien> i'm going to go have a shower. guest Oct 11, 2004 0 427

<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty. guest Oct 9, 2004 0 70

<SpazMatt> gah i just realized my zipper was down but the sad thing is I... guest Oct 9, 2004 0 112

<laurent> yeah everything's great except the damn hard disk guest Oct 7, 2004 0 181

<Pokey> dude got fired from his job missing one day of work guest Oct 7, 2004 0 282

*SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is now known as SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP... guest Oct 7, 2004 0 158

<nirv> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into... guest Oct 7, 2004 0 271

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert guest Oct 7, 2004 0 70

elvira_> i told my psychiatrist that i was feeling suicidal, now he wants me to... guest Oct 7, 2004 0 168

<Entro-P> sometimes karma comes back *way* too fast, i heard the wind howling... guest Oct 6, 2004 0 164

<strike_force> how big is the file? guest Oct 6, 2004 0 11

<squeakymewmew> We lost power last night. A transformer exploded in the parking... guest Oct 6, 2004 0 305

rebjudson: hehe, i'm the entire female contingent in your group of friends guest Oct 6, 2004 0 21

<+HauntedUnix> Heard there's been an open-source explosion in Florida... guest Oct 4, 2004 0 216

[Jyrka] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train... guest Oct 4, 2004 0 321

02:45:47 [dbcalo] UK DOCTORS have discovered a form of hypochondria which is... guest Oct 4, 2004 0 224

* brit is now known as ILIKEPLANTERSNUTS guest Oct 4, 2004 0 226

<@Tik-Tok> I pay for one service that allows me to steal just about every other... guest Oct 4, 2004 0 220

<Rjx0r> long hair is kinda gay guest Oct 4, 2004 0 192

<mog> I've always had a beautiful line that I've been saving guest Oct 3, 2004 0 130

E/a: thanks for getting back to me sara guest Oct 3, 2004 0 87

(+bilious) My children will learn Linux guest Oct 2, 2004 0 193

<pete> did yalll see the presidential debate guest Oct 2, 2004 0 231

<JordanF> "Mr. Gates acknowledged today that the company's error reporting... guest Oct 2, 2004 0 150

<@Jism> haha megaman_exe, you're pretty stupid guest Oct 2, 2004 0 139

<laurent> i went to go support a user earlier guest Oct 2, 2004 0 342

<VooDooMoN> especially since i just got asked to be on staff at one of the... guest Oct 1, 2004 0 96

<SpencerW> anyone not so cranky want to help with an experiment? guest Oct 1, 2004 0 53

<DEATH> i have a bloody 16:10 screen now guest Oct 1, 2004 0 39

Ilan Bouchard-Gordon: yeah, like masturbation guest Oct 1, 2004 0 125

<@Dr4g0n> I have 4 inches to grow and im done with puberty guest Oct 1, 2004 0 121

<Cataclysm> i am getting loaded tonight guest Sep 30, 2004 0 144

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<Coyote> "The U.S. motto, E pluribus unum, means "out of many, one." It first... guest Sep 28, 2004 0 107

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<Jet> I like..fast...loud...heavy things.. guest Sep 28, 2004 0 107

Recursive Badger> I have started playing Doom 3, but it's a little too... guest Sep 27, 2004 0 282

[SaladFork] Wow, that was really nerdy guest Sep 27, 2004 0 292

* Myke is listening to: guest Sep 27, 2004 0 97

* edward wonders what is french for bling bling guest Sep 27, 2004 0 126

TechKO: I love my algebra book guest Sep 27, 2004 0 197

<sxh> http://chriscobra.topcities.com/wang.jpg guest Sep 27, 2004 0 5

<Luigi30> all commercials with women in them are the following: guest Sep 27, 2004 0 174

(+Jet) Cuz my speakers pwn j00rz guest Sep 27, 2004 0 11

*** Jesus is crucified guest Sep 27, 2004 0 -2

<Drift3r> !acronym gnu guest Sep 26, 2004 0 7

<finn> hah guest Sep 26, 2004 0 162

<StevenLawrence> hey dude guest Sep 26, 2004 0 -2

<Gohanmastaflex> Uni constantly hears his parents having sex because they can't... guest Sep 26, 2004 0 14

<Kurt> I need vagina. guest Sep 26, 2004 0 148

<mike[F]> Dad (drunk): I used to be a porn star in college to pay the bills... guest Sep 25, 2004 0 88

<MouseTrapBob3749> Dude i think my dog is stoned guest Sep 25, 2004 0 75

<@Segosa> i'm eating marmalade on toast guest Sep 25, 2004 0 88

<NotOneOfUs> http://moeboard.net/wldpdlakstp/20040921-0904-086.jpg WHAT ARE THE... guest Sep 25, 2004 0 10

<frosty-theaussie> i just brushed the dust off my desk now its floating towards... guest Sep 25, 2004 0 169

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[JonnyS] anyone know if a stolen laptop is tracable if connectect to the... guest Sep 25, 2004 0 161

<blacklabel> gay people suck guest Sep 24, 2004 0 -6

<Firewitch> i have a dick... its in my filing cabnet.. =D guest Sep 24, 2004 0 -2

<+Keitarou-Booyaka> oh god that was funny! guest Sep 24, 2004 0 116

<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late guest Sep 24, 2004 0 -11

<Teromen> ekmf: irc taught me the correct use of : and made my ged score higher... guest Sep 23, 2004 0 3

<NuBus> Windows was funny guest Sep 23, 2004 0 348

[@527] (20528) helf: gah, i was having an awesome dream! guest Sep 23, 2004 0 85

<skycreatoR> hehe awesome guest Sep 23, 2004 0 119

<ircToonz> I like pot more than beer because I don't wake up in my own vomit... guest Sep 23, 2004 0 8

<olly> whats cookin good lookin? guest Sep 23, 2004 0 0

<anarchy_x> heheh guest Sep 23, 2004 0 4

<mrwinkey> I had to date ALOT of women before I found my wife guest Sep 23, 2004 0 81

<Puunukke> A Russian lieutenant stands on a cliff with his crew. He looks down... guest Sep 23, 2004 0 201

<@jk0> the teacher is kind of hot guest Sep 22, 2004 0 34

< drinker> CFC you're not a real criminal, are you? guest Sep 22, 2004 0 91

<xtalcy> i know the basic plot of star wars is the same as mall rats guest Sep 22, 2004 0 0

<@O-3> having a hard time thinking of how I want to arrange my directory... guest Sep 22, 2004 0 40

<@fez> .dice -1 guest Sep 22, 2004 0 85

[23:03] <@tH> my friend's buying an ethernet switch from dell guest Sep 22, 2004 0 69

(Kirushi) stone should buy an amish webcam guest Sep 22, 2004 0 125

<@psych0sys> i hate those questionable farts where your not sure if your about... guest Sep 22, 2004 0 74

<+Demanther> your fired guest Sep 21, 2004 0 132

<dev0> Is there any better voice-canceling implementation than the usual... guest Sep 21, 2004 0 47

<becci> where do you go to find out if a dentist is legit? guest Sep 21, 2004 0 72

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<Alacard2k> Hello, You may explain your situation to me here. guest Sep 21, 2004 0 52

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<jo> fiendish.... guest Sep 21, 2004 0 162

<makkia> sorry for my bad english, warty is paragonable with sid or sarge ? guest Sep 21, 2004 0 0

<Pryo> yeah right guest Sep 20, 2004 0 48

<CellyWili> I'm.... Filipino/Japanese/Chinese with a hint of Spanish.... guest Sep 20, 2004 0 0

<phil> alright, guess what song i'm drumming on my keyboard guest Sep 20, 2004 0 356

<Hurricane> My brother had to be a DJ at these special children's dance guest Sep 20, 2004 0 -1

zakalwefrombetfair: hey - i bought a jar of expensive hazelnut coffee today guest Sep 20, 2004 0 17

<bball> it's for single computer geeks who live in their mom's basement eating... guest Sep 20, 2004 0 128

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<@crustgod> dude I fucked up again today guest Sep 20, 2004 0 9

<timmo> i hate people who im me on aim, and expect me to keep the conversation... guest Sep 19, 2004 0 199

<Shusty> Do you think they should legalize weed. guest Sep 19, 2004 0 228

<Dave> noooo mash has been canceled guest Sep 19, 2004 0 90

Jaeger2288: actually your right, i dont aim i just unzip and let gravity and... guest Sep 19, 2004 0 5

<+Vidgmchtr> I found that someone typed "Tampons!" on the google search tab of... guest Sep 19, 2004 0 -1

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<Tevi> ...i'm scared guest Sep 19, 2004 0 98

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<DaedalusXXX> I figured out a way to rid america of stupidity once and for all guest Sep 19, 2004 0 97

GS_TheProf on a motivation scale of 1 to 10 guest Sep 19, 2004 0 61

<shingoki> Simple answer? Debian requires a brain the size of a planet to... guest Sep 18, 2004 0 135

<bobsquared> i hate it when i accidentally refresh the page when im half way... guest Sep 18, 2004 0 17

<Tarkaan> Why the fuck is there a new GI Joe DVD? guest Sep 18, 2004 0 -1

Rich: On August 25th, late at night, the Linux Fairy flies around the world on... guest Sep 18, 2004 0 13

<utopian> I can see something like this in #jesus guest Sep 18, 2004 0 31

* Aero says your mom is like a shotgun Monte_Kano; one cock and she's ready to... guest Sep 18, 2004 0 34

<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying... guest Sep 18, 2004 0 202

[ qwack ] k well i have to do the lawns now guest Sep 17, 2004 0 58

Montezume: last time I went and got my hair cut I broke a mirror guest Sep 17, 2004 0 5

<case_sens> Ive about decided that college for geeks is just about like a blind... guest Sep 17, 2004 0 139

<@FiYoG> the average human has 6 to 8 pounds of skin guest Sep 17, 2004 0 85

(Deranged): I remember the sweet girl that took my virginity.. I was shy, and... guest Sep 16, 2004 0 133

<+Brad> fuck guest Sep 16, 2004 0 47

<projectmayhem> last new year someone asked for my resolution and i said... guest Sep 16, 2004 0 95

<@Rjx> I was in the canteen, and I forgot what I was doing guest Sep 15, 2004 0 96

<scorfen> ! guest Sep 15, 2004 0 37

<+phulcrum> i was just wondering if i ordered the sims 2 now, will i get it the... guest Sep 15, 2004 0 138

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<Tenor> how do i make z00m join/part channels? guest Sep 15, 2004 0 189

<Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm masturbating guest Sep 15, 2004 0 36

< The_Q> su - 9070b574c12 guest Sep 14, 2004 0 92

[Sohcahtoa] oh my god this tastes so damn good...why did I never think of this... guest Sep 14, 2004 0 62

<SniperX> she uses my obsession with black ass to her advantage guest Sep 14, 2004 0 -2

<Ariyn> though the last few days i've either dreamt of killing a number of... guest Sep 14, 2004 0 110

<THX> i love this one. i told my friend when he went to jury duty, no matter... guest Sep 14, 2004 0 33

Ozstryker18: how do u spell that flower guest Sep 14, 2004 0 -1

sissyduck420: thank god the iraqi girl was there today guest Sep 14, 2004 0 2

<fino> uh.. my mom bought me a vacuum cleaner today guest Sep 14, 2004 0 48

(Ravenclaw) DUDE guest Sep 13, 2004 0 -1

<RadMhetoric> Bittorrent is the best thing ever. guest Sep 13, 2004 0 153

<Patrick> Where the fuck is Nick? guest Sep 12, 2004 0 13

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<cjswimmer> wow, uninstalling SP2 for XP Pro fucked my system up real good guest Sep 8, 2004 0 -1

Searcher> Man, all my MacGyver'ing is going to come back and kill me. I just... guest Sep 8, 2004 0 129

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<+DarkSpirit> This sucks. guest Sep 8, 2004 0 85

<Zak-> neuro, you can't be celibate if you're still in love with your hand guest Sep 8, 2004 0 47

Dave: should i order anal grease with the cpu? guest Sep 8, 2004 0 209

<JaneLame> i sent help@google.com an invitation to gmail, and at the "attached... guest Sep 8, 2004 0 144

<Dragonx> accidentally put my head thru the wall haha, taking a shower to wash... guest Sep 8, 2004 0 -2

<sef> if i ever have kids i'm sending them to africa guest Sep 7, 2004 0 99

<The_GGA> But ninjas never lose a fight. They just don't. guest Sep 7, 2004 0 458

Doja: so whats up w/ kerry getting 3 purple hearts for 2 hrs of combat in... guest Sep 7, 2004 0 243

<monkey216> FUCK! im dead guest Sep 6, 2004 0 35

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<ducklord> I just told my mom that my sheets were victim of a penis-related... guest Sep 6, 2004 0 123

(@Wabz) Is it wrong to download Warez and then ask for help from the programs... guest Sep 6, 2004 0 81

<Marax> anyone heard of internet2? guest Sep 5, 2004 0 112

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* Uziel calls in the goats to feed on their corpses. =D guest Sep 5, 2004 0 1777

<^Sasquatch^> AFK = Away From Komputer guest Sep 5, 2004 0 10

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[bedpan] is beastiality legal if my dog consents? guest Sep 4, 2004 0 -2

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<Plob> You were anti-social way before the computer. guest Sep 4, 2004 0 201

<DreamDemon> i got an awesome Bon Jovi/Vanilla Ice remix guest Sep 4, 2004 0 22

<MiniMizer> THERE ARE KIDS IN AFRICA THAT STILL HAVE DIALUP! guest Sep 4, 2004 0 11

<ASM57> im confused, whats the difference between router/switch/hub? guest Sep 3, 2004 0 93

<xtremeskier> you dont know the alphabet? guest Sep 3, 2004 0 192

<Reliant> heh, Piera is an op here? guest Sep 3, 2004 0 10

<Denisu> Hello. Dutch helpers enable ? guest Sep 3, 2004 0 7

<@robbie> hmm, i'm roasting marshmellows with my lighter guest Sep 3, 2004 0 166

<Rayne> Argh... If I get another piece of spam offering to enlarge my penis I'm... guest Sep 3, 2004 0 64

<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to... guest Sep 2, 2004 0 54

<SysGod> HEY guest Sep 2, 2004 0 -1

< isaac> If a liblog-log4per-perl perl log package can log ... guest Sep 2, 2004 0 23

<Cymbaline> My hard drive badly needs a defagging guest Sep 2, 2004 0 0

<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can... guest Sep 2, 2004 0 67

<BiscuitLynai> 4 days from now is the anniversay of alliyah's death =( guest Sep 2, 2004 0 82

[Ed] Man, I'm so black, I just drank a bottle of orange soda guest Sep 2, 2004 0 -5

<jonathans> tell her the sex is like trying to fill an olympic swimming pool... guest Sep 2, 2004 0 -2

<@splice> this channel isnt primarily left-wing, its primarily wantstoargue guest Sep 2, 2004 0 10

* kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by kittster))) guest Sep 2, 2004 0 116

<Crest> help! my cell phone won't stop vibrating guest Sep 2, 2004 0 113

<@TsN|Jake> would anyone be so kind as to call my phone and help me figure out... guest Sep 2, 2004 0 104

<TheCommiser> my PC now has 2 UV cathodes in it guest Sep 1, 2004 0 157

<ridder[A]> hey did i tell you about the commentary i heard during the olympic... guest Sep 1, 2004 0 429

<cab86|away> aparently most americans seem to think races go are: caucasian... guest Sep 1, 2004 0 120

<Psi> so nex are you still not going to abandon windows? guest Sep 1, 2004 0 91

nathan: hehe, one of my roommates is going vegetarian inspired by me guest Sep 1, 2004 0 70

<utopian> I was at the Spiderman 2 premiere guest Sep 1, 2004 0 62

<Chexee> if you flip the q horizontally guest Aug 30, 2004 0 25

* ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.GameSurge.net) Quit (brb) guest Aug 30, 2004 0 -2

<Hidatoshi> the pizza person FORGOT MY FUCKING PIZZA guest Aug 30, 2004 0 59

<+DX_> Neo: do they spell porn "pourn" in britain? guest Aug 30, 2004 0 24

Duff: man it's cool how the walking trees fuckup the white wizards tower guest Aug 30, 2004 0 68

[@Infinity] Let me mention one thing guest Aug 30, 2004 0 70

<remisser> Man... I really have to walk in to Condomworld and see what kind of... guest Aug 29, 2004 0 83

<+cwd> in my server here since there are lots of HDs and fans, all the... guest Aug 28, 2004 0 66

<timmo> man i need a girlfriend or a fuck buddy guest Aug 28, 2004 0 9

e l i t e m r p: The Recursive Drinking Game is the best! Whenever you take a... guest Aug 28, 2004 0 165

< x136> !8ball --help guest Aug 28, 2004 0 77

[@Persephone] if you are talking to some "chick" online who says she only has 3... guest Aug 28, 2004 0 117

<@Vhab> so anyways, why are you installing linux King_Louie? guest Aug 28, 2004 0 210

<@moses1> i used the word fucktard in front of one of my friends and hes like... guest Aug 27, 2004 0 50

<Commander> haha /me gets an idea guest Aug 27, 2004 0 -2

< MrVacBob> 50% of people in the world are above the median weight guest Aug 27, 2004 0 83

* HerbDX wonders if he can go 30 seconds without being submitted to QDB guest Aug 27, 2004 0 -2

* chupachipmunk touches his heart... area guest Aug 26, 2004 0 81

<redux> I went to walgreens recently, to buy condoms for the first time guest Aug 26, 2004 0 148

<Cynic> wtf... guest Aug 26, 2004 0 257

<DarkMystery> She is only like 70 guest Aug 26, 2004 0 176

<Nikkou> Wait, is shit in that context a noun or a verb? guest Aug 26, 2004 0 22

<FiYoG> what network contains intelligent English-speaking people? guest Aug 26, 2004 0 170

<utopian> what's a corny pick up line to pull on a hot asian chick with a... guest Aug 26, 2004 0 20

retry: you cyber at work? guest Aug 26, 2004 0 92

<MAD> "Linux turns 13 today" guest Aug 25, 2004 0 105

* heinz coughs*rebecca loos*coughs guest Aug 25, 2004 0 0

<Ghost> go blow your own trumpet :p guest Aug 25, 2004 0 95

<Talin> dialup is like sex... guest Aug 25, 2004 0 120

mactigerz: omg guest Aug 25, 2004 0 6

<Chaos> omg i was about to kill myself but this rom saved me guest Aug 25, 2004 0 93

<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty guest Aug 25, 2004 0 139

<Punani> Of course IRC seems to be a veritable pond for some of the dumbest... guest Aug 25, 2004 0 15

Marc: For example, open an MPG file in EditPlus guest Aug 25, 2004 0 105

<Sohcahtoa> So my girlfriend and I were at the store to get some stuff and we... guest Aug 25, 2004 0 210

<fractorial> !whatis rectum guest Aug 24, 2004 0 161

* Cobalt_Goddess has a 1337 H4X0|2 (47 guest Aug 23, 2004 0 12

<mata> so my friend is telling me this story... hes going at it with this... guest Aug 23, 2004 0 31

<Hawker91587> Yeh she was so drunk it was awesome. guest Aug 23, 2004 0 37

jason: blood sister? guest Aug 23, 2004 0 272

Teh Zog: . guest Aug 23, 2004 0 0

<@efnex[sz]> has anyone read the da vinci code guest Aug 22, 2004 0 99

<seph429> i have to hide IRC from my mom guest Aug 22, 2004 0 151

<SquareRoot> I know this is very OT, but I come here a bit so I thought I could... guest Aug 22, 2004 0 75

Ade: Yesterday guest Aug 22, 2004 0 240

<Random`Inferno> I god a bad unix joke for you guest Aug 22, 2004 0 3

<junipre> PERSONAL NOTE, MENTHOLATED ITCH RELIEF CREAM IS NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR... guest Aug 21, 2004 0 100

<@ara> Occupation: psychologist guest Aug 21, 2004 0 151

<GHL> who can not admit that arnie's accent when he was still... guest Aug 21, 2004 0 99

<snottyboy> Mary's father has five daughters: guest Aug 21, 2004 0 113

version duB: my parents were like guest Aug 21, 2004 0 -1

< jordan_> A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for guest Aug 21, 2004 0 125

(duggar_) I just asked my supervisor if I could get off early in light of my... guest Aug 21, 2004 0 106

21:48 <+nocturnal> avp rocked guest Aug 21, 2004 0 -5

<@FoxMulder> oh my god guest Aug 20, 2004 0 166

<scriptx> i told some chic tonight guest Aug 20, 2004 0 21

<rhapsody> who's good with perl? guest Aug 20, 2004 0 130

<trekkeriii> anyone here? guest Aug 20, 2004 0 140

* tjm returns, having fled the office at 5.25pm with the utmost haste. guest Aug 19, 2004 0 37

<+jeemsleep> last night i dreamed i had cancer and it turned out to be nowhere... guest Aug 19, 2004 0 -1

<n3ur0tich> he called me at 2 in the morning. i thought he was calling to see... guest Aug 19, 2004 0 246

<bradlos> had a blowout on the highway at 140km/h guest Aug 19, 2004 0 -3

Synlor: oh man i heard the most disgusting story ever guest Aug 19, 2004 0 136

<elver> Interesting. There was a huge computer referred to as '786' in today's... guest Aug 19, 2004 0 4

<Logik> LMFAO guest Aug 19, 2004 0 312

<@hobblin> would majoring in art history be something stupid to do? guest Aug 19, 2004 0 -3

<Jase> hey, its cal ripkin with the osbornes! LOLOLOLOL guest Aug 19, 2004 0 126

<@ill_fill> jesus christ was a gangsta rapper guest Aug 19, 2004 0 10

Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me... guest Aug 19, 2004 0 117

<Goatroper> theres a good chance im gonna drop in the next coupla minutes. guest Aug 19, 2004 0 15

<@Zibro> [13:03] <Roommate> "1,100 registered sexual predators in the county. guest Aug 19, 2004 0 271

< zYpurv> omg guest Aug 18, 2004 0 97

* Worthless (~Worthless@202.88.41.191) has joined #GeekIssues guest Aug 18, 2004 0 139

<+kirk> I DISCOVERED A STRING OF ASCII CHARACTERS THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR COCKS... guest Aug 18, 2004 0 36

<X-G> DDustin: It's really about choosing the right language for the task. guest Aug 18, 2004 0 111

--- gunk has changed the topic to: #mnf - simon: apparently butterscotch +... guest Aug 18, 2004 0 5

<Mech> wow 8th grade was so long ago guest Aug 18, 2004 0 142

<Benbread> What 'version' of linux do you intend to use? guest Aug 18, 2004 0 86

<Jaymi> I'm feeling brave guest Aug 17, 2004 0 81

<Tenor> can i screw SS in the lung? guest Aug 17, 2004 0 0

<@lysol> this is only since aug 2 guest Aug 17, 2004 0 23

<Eurakarte> anyway I know this stuff because all my computers' network names... guest Aug 17, 2004 0 115

<MrDictionary> When I die, I want to be buried with my Wi-Fi BB Router so that... guest Aug 17, 2004 0 148

<MStar> what's an IRC agent? guest Aug 17, 2004 0 -5

<Alien> i'm married whee guest Aug 17, 2004 0 157

<ducklord> <Rjx> time to do some benchmarking guest Aug 17, 2004 0 26

<Fennec> gumby_jd: I know. A "you have been drafted" spam scam! :) guest Aug 17, 2004 0 251

<DigDug> how do i read a .job file? guest Aug 17, 2004 0 86

<+nemnock> yo imagine if electric cars could harness the power of lightning guest Aug 16, 2004 0 13

* Ozmo thinks half the sound effects in DBZ are done by shoving large stones up... guest Aug 16, 2004 0 126

<maff> this whole florida thing better not impact my ability to get a tasty... guest Aug 16, 2004 0 27

<Whitetail> Dont buy your birth control items and pet supplies at the same... guest Aug 16, 2004 0 113

<@depressed> After years of being lonely, somebody finally asked me to go out... guest Aug 15, 2004 0 86

02:14 MrDictionary: My new laptoppy 802.11g wireless card is ace guest Aug 15, 2004 0 131

(Yed) the navy/army etc is scary guest Aug 15, 2004 0 89

«JINKY» dark is going for a BA in landscape design guest Aug 15, 2004 0 70

<@ecks> do you have any pets that have a pension for eating things of former... guest Aug 15, 2004 0 78

<Capn`Blackout> DF: some guy was going on about how AA an NA was the shit once... guest Aug 14, 2004 0 -5

<niteshade> wtf, why is Pringles so popular in japan? guest Aug 14, 2004 0 51

[n17ikh] olympics? guest Aug 14, 2004 0 102

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no) guest Aug 14, 2004 0 212

<Twiztid> My gf called me gay guest Aug 14, 2004 0 39

21:08 <@SteveB> i just realized that the girl i've been hitting on for the past... guest Aug 14, 2004 0 43

(StickMutilator) I was stuck in Mario for a long time.........I didn't realise... guest Aug 13, 2004 0 156

<@littlewolf> how come all babies in anime are fat and annoying? guest Aug 13, 2004 0 82

@(goo) i'm bored guest Aug 13, 2004 0 -1

VassiliSniper88: yeah guest Aug 13, 2004 0 87

<Da Glome> archive my cat photos guest Aug 13, 2004 0 -1

<Mech> well if you live with Fearincognito rent+utilities will be like 200 a... guest Aug 13, 2004 0 29

<Jaime> this asshole pops up on my msn and he's like guest Aug 13, 2004 0 2

benn: ooh a close up of some boobs guest Aug 13, 2004 0 6

<Public> Hyacinth says, "Did Fleur done you wrong again, Pyro? =(((" guest Aug 13, 2004 0 83

<VooDoo-chan> im sitting at home watching TV with my girlfriend, Amanda, last... guest Aug 13, 2004 0 196

<v3dd3r> i thought i set off my own gaydar one time, but it turned out there... guest Aug 13, 2004 0 -2

[steven] where were you guest Aug 13, 2004 0 79

<Nam-Ereh-Won> <NEW-Fox_McCloud> I'm from a universe that parallels yours guest Aug 12, 2004 0 80

<@Fusion> heh I failed my french project because of freetranslation.com ;/ guest Aug 12, 2004 0 39

<Joe>(Geography) What is the basic unit of currency for United Arab Emirates ? guest Aug 12, 2004 0 112

<@Pi> at best buy they will tell you that a computer is wireless ready guest Aug 12, 2004 0 0

<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his... guest Aug 12, 2004 0 52

<icrlym> whats the best irc client for linux guest Aug 12, 2004 0 231

<somniloquy> Speak English or I'll have to come kill you. guest Aug 12, 2004 0 9

<@ne0n> 'lol' is such a gay word. guest Aug 11, 2004 0 -5

<Ed> Don't say that at an anime convention guest Aug 11, 2004 0 41

quad341: Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day, give him a religion... guest Aug 11, 2004 0 250

mrsaturn42: lol my mom tells me "make sure to lock the doors i dont want any... guest Aug 11, 2004 0 -3

<Dudicon> Man, I cut my throat shaving today, right on the trachea. It's felt... guest Aug 11, 2004 0 32

(Chexee) DING DONG guest Aug 11, 2004 0 22

<yayo> whats that torrent program that makes you not have to upload? starts... guest Aug 11, 2004 0 -1

<tmk> irid: running win98 was like being mentally challenged from birth, death... guest Aug 11, 2004 0 -1

ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever guest Aug 11, 2004 0 4

<Lukeh> MASTURBATION AND POWER RANGERS ARE THE KEY TO SUCCESS IN LIFE! guest Aug 11, 2004 0 127

<TrafficCone> So I'm talking to my friend the day after I nailed his older... guest Aug 10, 2004 0 246

(Toxik) aww crap.. guest Aug 10, 2004 0 -1

«TranceX» Please help us welcome Baron27 to the network staff and msg him. guest Aug 10, 2004 0 -1

<Tenor> omg dude guest Aug 10, 2004 0 68

<@Mage> scoobiedo FIX ME PLZ guest Aug 10, 2004 0 -3

[@WhipSmart]if you're looking for reality, musicals are the last place to find... guest Aug 10, 2004 0 227

<_Goofyman> 13.33 for 25 knives guest Aug 10, 2004 0 138

<Yed> fapfapfapfapfapfapfap guest Aug 10, 2004 0 41

<@Brad> haha dude, this guy thinks i'm a fucking crossdresser and wants to hook... guest Aug 9, 2004 0 130

<ashura> anyone here familiar with emacs commands guest Aug 9, 2004 0 108

<TrafficCone> Me: "So would you sleep with me for a milion bucks?" guest Aug 9, 2004 0 147

<Bikke> Whoah, I'm in better shape than I'd expected. guest Aug 9, 2004 0 99

Exar Khan 666 : there are certain aspects about me that i want exactly the same... guest Aug 9, 2004 0 156

mkjbOO7: i need to set up an FTP guest Aug 9, 2004 0 27

<kurt> hahaha guest Aug 8, 2004 0 130

<simon-say> CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th... guest Aug 8, 2004 0 94

<@Lucifer7> I think I just caught my Linux servers in the act, guest Aug 8, 2004 0 201

mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us guest Aug 8, 2004 0 -6

(&Torquemada) so then ask yourself what u're using linux for guest Aug 8, 2004 0 -2

{Gohla} What could be defined as:'having an orgasm before your partner desires... guest Aug 8, 2004 0 185

<@Ytrrium> So i was idly chatting with this girl last year. guest Aug 8, 2004 0 12

<Pelican> baka yaoi yuri kitsune na ongaku guest Aug 8, 2004 0 13

<Fuzzi-Fox> Mox: us gay guys have a high council we report to monthly, for... guest Aug 8, 2004 0 16

<dubstylee> I'm poopular guest Aug 8, 2004 0 -2

<Cybil> BEHOLD MY POWER! guest Aug 8, 2004 0 -4

* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in... guest Aug 8, 2004 0 -8

<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..- guest Aug 8, 2004 0 -7

<danny> How do u get rid of e-mail guest Aug 7, 2004 0 71

<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so screwed guest Aug 7, 2004 0 94

<Kurt> you know, if I look up my quotes on qdb.us I appear to be a racist... guest Aug 7, 2004 0 36

<Phlip_f00d> wow water takes a long time to boil if you turn the oven on... guest Aug 7, 2004 0 131

<@Petah> btw, drug tests are the most degrading things on the face of the earth guest Aug 7, 2004 0 64

[23:50] * HerbDX is now on holiday, back in 2 weeks guest Aug 7, 2004 0 89

<@Valkarious> OMFG guest Aug 7, 2004 0 110

<human39> Rick James died guest Aug 7, 2004 0 1

<Syntax[AA]> can you ping flood 69.169.219.59 for me? guest Aug 7, 2004 0 48

<ghostlink2> damn im sober from a party last night , had lil too much to drink guest Aug 7, 2004 0 -2

<Naked> I like my Motorola phone because it has a rocketship function. On a... guest Aug 6, 2004 0 2

VJC99: so paris hilton is releasing an album guest Aug 6, 2004 0 90

<ZiPPy> thats like type /quit then a persons name after it eg. /quit Snookle... guest Aug 6, 2004 0 145

(SherP) damn guest Aug 6, 2004 0 65

<RinCEBrain> I believe I once smuggled a 12-pack in my pants. guest Aug 6, 2004 0 -3

[ joof ] does anyone know why my CD player wont work guest Aug 6, 2004 0 65

Raiko: Doom 3 is just "Kill the bastards" guest Aug 6, 2004 0 11

<ASM57> wtf guest Aug 5, 2004 0 32

<CrazyWindmill> Is there another episode before the 15th? guest Aug 5, 2004 0 4

<Syntax> Deranged, pull my pants back up guest Aug 5, 2004 0 1

<iSsuEs> god.. fucking email spammers guest Aug 5, 2004 0 158

<Deedux> speaking of food, I don't get it guest Aug 4, 2004 0 62

* ProfGlitch sets mode: +milk 1337 moocows guest Aug 4, 2004 0 -2

mrsaturn42: i need to talk to you. isnt it weird how if you just switch the n... guest Aug 4, 2004 0 85

(Deranged): I tried to teach my dog safe sex, but he kept licking off the... guest Aug 4, 2004 0 -2

(@greeneking) I started my job today... guest Aug 4, 2004 0 14

<Ctfan|D2> Damn, that game is ADDICTING, its like sex but w/o the chick and the... guest Aug 3, 2004 0 32

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now guest Aug 3, 2004 0 217

<gloone> i've seen kraftwerk live guest Aug 3, 2004 0 13

<dooky> oh and get a bucket of paint and slop it all over her car guest Aug 3, 2004 0 6

*talking about windows XP 64* guest Aug 3, 2004 0 106

<DReW24> ugh, it's so hard to find a place that puts messages on shirts. guest Aug 3, 2004 0 82

--- Garf!giancarlo@kabel.telenet.be has quit: "Life calls!" guest Aug 3, 2004 0 102

<everest-> seems your most effective method of contraception is your personality guest Aug 2, 2004 0 70

< leary> how many people does it take to have an organized religion? guest Aug 2, 2004 0 73

<+swedegeek> MrDelayer, how come discussion always moves to centering around... guest Aug 2, 2004 0 185

<dogboy> You know, there's a part of me that says penis jokes aren't funny. guest Aug 1, 2004 0 97

<@g> ive been cleaning my room on and off all day guest Aug 1, 2004 0 70

<@AlmtyBob> man guest Jul 31, 2004 0 10

<GroZZleR> Going to play Generals... guest Jul 31, 2004 0 133

<rpop> I hate @ sign before ops guest Jul 31, 2004 0 146

<asdfasdf> You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the... guest Jul 31, 2004 0 189

<z80> lets be helpfull guest Jul 30, 2004 0 64

<Nesta> The maker doesn't need it, guest Jul 30, 2004 0 316

< dildohead> i know 2 guys who major'd in english guest Jul 30, 2004 0 80

<Zao> It's typo evening tonight, everyone is invited. guest Jul 30, 2004 0 152

<Redd_Jedi> When people say "Have you been penetrated" does that mean have they... guest Jul 29, 2004 0 137

<samako> my school's 69% white, 69% asian, and 69% pregnant guest Jul 29, 2004 0 -4

<Dolph> beeeeeeee op beeop bop bop crankkkkkkkkk bzzzzt beeee be be be... guest Jul 29, 2004 0 29

<mairu> my download bandwidth is 5 kbps. but for some reason, when i download... guest Jul 29, 2004 0 45

(Eagle): I just watched a cock fight guest Jul 29, 2004 0 63

<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to eat it when... guest Jul 28, 2004 0 27

<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with... guest Jul 28, 2004 0 95

<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first... guest Jul 28, 2004 0 20

<Feer|work> I need to have my house reinsulted guest Jul 28, 2004 0 130

* ankleteeth looks for good pr0n guest Jul 28, 2004 0 5

<ProdigySim> We should have had him bring a TV back from Japan guest Jul 28, 2004 0 255

<pushead> nothing freaks out the girlfriend like graphic threats of sexual... guest Jul 28, 2004 0 59

<gullberg> derb^ircdruk? drunk? :D guest Jul 28, 2004 0 78

(Deranged): Bah, working without a day off screws up the week.. I don't know... guest Jul 28, 2004 0 96

<toku-sama> pagefault calls his father "sperm" guest Jul 28, 2004 0 47

<barracuda> i got a letter in the mail that said i've been fired guest Jul 28, 2004 0 179

lazarius: I want a man bot here guest Jul 28, 2004 0 0

<HiddenGenius> I think instead of having Joe Millionare they should have "Joe... guest Jul 27, 2004 0 162

!semi_! OPERWALL - also, quick poll, if i was trying to fuck a snake and it bit... guest Jul 27, 2004 0 0

<djoanes> fuck you bitch guest Jul 27, 2004 0 -6

<Jigga> The forums are slower than a Jew writing a cheque. guest Jul 27, 2004 0 -3

* Wolfy does his bit to erradicate capitalism by using lower case :P guest Jul 26, 2004 0 78

<Rjx> I think I'm going to print off a few pamphlets for people who are under... guest Jul 26, 2004 0 49

<tardhat> omgomgomgomgomg new race in SWG guest Jul 26, 2004 0 -2

J3anyus: what game should i play now that sephiroth is toast guest Jul 26, 2004 0 -3

<claudio> (:) <-- HAPPY OR SAD!? YOU TELL ME guest Jul 25, 2004 0 130

(+fleet) my family just left for a holiday guest Jul 25, 2004 0 11

(fleet) I once, accidentally, called my GF porky in bed. That didn't go down... guest Jul 25, 2004 0 10

<Vaevictus> now... what to play whilest my torrents finish up guest Jul 24, 2004 0 132

<Sebbe> When I was 19 I somehow wound up dating a 23-year-old (which was... guest Jul 24, 2004 0 168

<Badtz> the only real question is will the movie actually change any minds. guest Jul 24, 2004 0 -3

<Jonnyb0y> brb guest Jul 24, 2004 0 44

<eLe> The Unix Guru's view of sex: guest Jul 23, 2004 0 32

<Chee|s|e> I can't wait: soon, marijuana will be legal in Canada :) guest Jul 23, 2004 0 268

<cow_crap> ok I came to class early one day, considerably early guest Jul 23, 2004 0 406

(Deranged): Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've... guest Jul 23, 2004 0 38

<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate? guest Jul 23, 2004 0 3

<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance guest Jul 23, 2004 0 -5

<sellfone> FUCK U TV guest Jul 23, 2004 0 70

* Masked_ninja sneaks up behinde Guest85523 and shuves the sword thro its neck... guest Jul 23, 2004 0 128

<JudeTepes> The gay test timed out while calculating my percentage.... I hope... guest Jul 22, 2004 0 81

<Stryker> Seriously. I've had no money since buying an Xbox. guest Jul 22, 2004 0 67

<mercury> emacs sucks, literally, not an insult, just a comment that its large... guest Jul 22, 2004 0 72

<NeoHentaiMaster> yes, it is well known the riskes of opening a new server... guest Jul 22, 2004 0 0

<@Jedi> <@TheZEEness> SHIT ON AN OVEN guest Jul 22, 2004 0 71

<t-f-i> that's my pic.. guest Jul 22, 2004 0 7

<spook> i failed at sleeping yesterday :( guest Jul 21, 2004 0 95

<+Neo> does anyone know where on IRC arch0wl hangs out? guest Jul 21, 2004 0 -2

<Kenji> why doesnt this shirt work for me guest Jul 21, 2004 0 11

<Rucas> basically someone started DOSing q-cat.com so i edited the DNS to go guest Jul 21, 2004 0 -1

<mfs9> and there is a mosquito flying in my area guest Jul 21, 2004 0 22

<@Dessimat0r> OSX IS THE FUNGUS INFESTED SKIN ON THE ROTTING SKELETON THAT IS... guest Jul 21, 2004 0 0

<@jordan> fuckin' people trying to hide running bnc or whatever guest Jul 20, 2004 0 14

<JustinCredible> so I was catching for my brother today when he was warming up... guest Jul 20, 2004 0 98

(Nick): Remember that one time, when Razer put his name as `, and I didn't know... guest Jul 20, 2004 0 134

<GLC> I saw this banner... with a chick saying "do you want to meet me?" guest Jul 20, 2004 0 304

<euro-au> one of the vax's at work is on the filthiest (size wise) pair of... guest Jul 19, 2004 0 143

<Duzzy> today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a... guest Jul 19, 2004 0 86

<rhyno> okay guest Jul 19, 2004 0 149

<ExZippo> I need some more terror guest Jul 19, 2004 0 11

‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick guest Jul 19, 2004 0 7

<SteveB> did you ever hear of this thing...called "school" guest Jul 19, 2004 0 32

mistercow43: but I thought I'd tell you how insane I am guest Jul 19, 2004 0 72

(Recon) but anyways... hows the weather? guest Jul 19, 2004 0 81

Razer: Shit..DS is coming.. guest Jul 17, 2004 0 11523

(Dr_Giggles): I lost my virginity when I was 14. guest Jul 17, 2004 0 130

<ducklord> I got banned for being norwegian once guest Jul 16, 2004 0 130

<gloone> i like girls guest Jul 16, 2004 0 53

< nocturnal> wtf, Morsan in swedish means mom, so i call my mom on icq Morsan... guest Jul 15, 2004 0 -1

(@TheVirus) instead of head banging guest Jul 15, 2004 0 65

<ankleteeth> i cant believe people are still here... guest Jul 15, 2004 0 96

<+Nyschashi-Seikun> i love my mom but i would never admit it to anyone guest Jul 14, 2004 0 38

<+Wynn> woo, I was so bored I just wrote a prayer to the ping guest Jul 14, 2004 0 0

<fleet> So I've started a job with a tech company guest Jul 14, 2004 0 189

<@spr|efnex> last day of highschool guest Jul 14, 2004 0 19

<%sketchataki> i biked to the beach today...hung out with a hott chick...biked... guest Jul 14, 2004 0 34

(RIddles) hahahaha guest Jul 13, 2004 0 147

redrover1337: god I love metal slug... rented the game so I wouldn't have to... guest Jul 13, 2004 0 0

* Rjx sets mode: +o utopian guest Jul 12, 2004 0 48

<t|to> mmm pound of weed guest Jul 12, 2004 0 189

<fatlilbug> If my second cousin is totally hot, is it alright so long as we use... guest Jul 12, 2004 0 106

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<maff> I don't like canada because their primary export is female singers I... guest Jul 6, 2004 0 122

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<cynic> Post something on my forums dammit guest Jul 2, 2004 0 146

<Jaeger> toms playing Call of Duty and he told me smokings bad for health guest Jul 1, 2004 0 65

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<AdamR78> i told the headteacher i'm a ladyboy :| guest Jun 28, 2004 0 16

<Nyschashi-Seikun> and i dont let people borrow my games guest Jun 28, 2004 0 33

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<staniel> Cameron: I got my internet running faster now guest Jun 28, 2004 0 5

<@fusionrock> haha, da's mainpage has an ad for generic viagra guest Jun 24, 2004 0 52

<finn> so I was searching tattoos on google, and there was a hot girl with a... guest Jun 24, 2004 0 156

<Rjx> perl code is incredibly hard to read guest Jun 24, 2004 0 81

<Unrelated> Wheel of Fortune should be called Fat People Guessing guest Jun 24, 2004 0 87

<splice> i'm trying to see how many lines of moronathon i can provoke with a... guest Jun 24, 2004 0 -4

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<Denshuu> McGriddle = 3 DDR songs on Heavy guest Jun 24, 2004 0 0

<`Nick> my screen name is AlQaeda Nick guest Jun 24, 2004 0 19

<timmo> people are crazy these days guest Jun 24, 2004 0 117

<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work guest Jun 24, 2004 0 114

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<@root66> i used to be high on life guest May 28, 2004 0 136

<Popeye> my brother was talking to one of his friends guest May 28, 2004 0 112

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<GD> Florida Law: You may not kiss your wife's breasts. guest May 27, 2004 0 97

<tammy> why do guys always try to act so macho all the time guest May 27, 2004 0 115

<Coldy> "Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak" guest May 27, 2004 0 97

<Bubbaprog> what do you call a resident of tampa guest May 26, 2004 0 46

<O-3> is IRC internet-based? guest May 26, 2004 0 52

<filmgoerjuan> for $11.99 I can send you a booklet outlining my technique for... guest May 26, 2004 0 51

<scykon> do you know what would be funny? if stephen hawking was giving a... guest May 26, 2004 0 -3

<tobaki> haha, my mom was listening to the new lenny kravitz album and she was... guest May 26, 2004 0 143

<Jilly> i like bondage guest May 25, 2004 0 130

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<Scoth> Hmm. Good thing these order numbers aren't customer-facing. This... guest May 25, 2004 0 98

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<ozwald> some guy my mom knows at work (ive never met him) bought me a 50$ book... guest May 25, 2004 0 87

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<_Dim_> w0000t, just got an email with a picture taken by a mobilephone guest May 24, 2004 0 65

<@Xial> Command line interface terminal. :o guest May 24, 2004 0 59

<Bog> people should always look at what they fuck guest May 24, 2004 0 179

Einhander MK II: I really need a gif guest May 24, 2004 0 129

<issuez> how in the fucking shit guest May 24, 2004 0 -1

[@lsd] i'll bath when IRC finishes guest May 24, 2004 0 67

<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org guest May 24, 2004 0 -7

(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: ATTENTION: TheAvatar (Søren Jensen) turned 20 years old... guest May 22, 2004 0 56

<sahal> 6 million ways to die guest May 22, 2004 0 45

<kpt> any Java coders in the house? I have a question about recursion guest May 22, 2004 0 107

<Nyschashi-Seikun> Hypothetical question, you have hot sauce in your urethra... guest May 22, 2004 0 167

<scorf> enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of... guest May 21, 2004 0 44

<@lude> I just saw about 50 NYPD B&W's scramble from just about every side... guest May 21, 2004 0 51

<@ICY> ANY NEWS YOU FECKERS? guest May 21, 2004 0 23

<timmo> my friend and i were driving someplace one day guest May 20, 2004 0 97

<genitals> who gives the greatest head in the world guest May 20, 2004 0 -3

<uidzer0> i'm fucking outta here.. peace! guest May 19, 2004 0 95

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<Paratus> In AZ, if two men or two women are cohabitating, and claim that... guest May 18, 2004 0 0

<drew> hmmm I have a web page that will not render in firefox, but does work in... guest May 16, 2004 0 39

[olleke] last night i was to drunk to walk guest May 16, 2004 0 77

*** Anonymous is now known as Jayni guest May 16, 2004 0 53

<Morris> I used to beat it for fun guest May 16, 2004 0 117

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<pasi> do people there usually eat the college/uni or at home? guest May 14, 2004 0 78

<Murray-Mint> I'm up for Fuedalism guest May 13, 2004 0 277

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daito+> it's bad guest May 11, 2004 0 178

Miraculous> does anyone know anything about routers? guest May 11, 2004 0 9732

<Archernar> is this where all the bad people hang out? I heard that IRC is full... guest May 11, 2004 0 66

<mog> oops guest May 11, 2004 0 197

<JoJo> man that was a great movie guest May 10, 2004 0 224

<pantherqs> i had to produce a fault code for them to accept my 80 gigers guest May 10, 2004 0 16

* Akujin watches porn guest May 10, 2004 0 486

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Joins: ToM (TnS@p2p-3C7A660D.100mbps.ubr06.l33tsville.blueyonder.co.uk) guest May 10, 2004 0 -1

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<doughboyy> Now Playing: Billy Talent - The Ex guest May 9, 2004 0 132

(Biggs`) LOL omg guest May 8, 2004 0 34

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TheAntiCrust: WTF is an installshield??? To defend me vs. the install dragon? guest May 8, 2004 0 113

* Bekka reads about a guy who took five years to publish his web site guest May 8, 2004 0 32

<EmenEm> i was in the bathroom this morning shaving when the whole apartment... guest May 8, 2004 0 250

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<DX|> what do they call those things on the side of the road? that make... guest May 8, 2004 0 183

<Fonzy2> i remmebr the days when there weraonly aorund 5 people in teh IRC... guest May 7, 2004 0 371

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the_white2086: just thinking, 2 saddest thing I have seen for a while guest May 6, 2004 0 302

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<AaD-Marine> YAY guest May 5, 2004 0 269

<the_stick> gfjgfjgfj : because I blew up a $152 PSU in the most stupid way guest May 5, 2004 0 276

<menno> damnit guest May 5, 2004 0 406

< Hossmann> school now guest May 5, 2004 0 270

<Roscoe> show me a cisco config guest May 4, 2004 0 303

<DiKKy> _________________________________________ guest May 4, 2004 0 579

<Toxic_Bunny> Funnies thing in my life: Saw a chick at lan, with a bigger porn... guest May 4, 2004 0 296

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<MajikMan> anyone who knows html fair well feeling bored enough to help me get... guest May 3, 2004 0 204

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<FreeRobo> guys my mom just told me the internet isnt working and to fix it and... guest May 2, 2004 0 177

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<assbear> anyone want a hug? guest May 1, 2004 0 707

<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> I'm not too happy with my Spanish teacher guest Apr 30, 2004 0 265

<Mattt|afk> lol hex guest Apr 30, 2004 0 352

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<ds91> <3 guest Apr 30, 2004 0 9

<mog> its kind of amusing how much of an idiot my sister is guest Apr 29, 2004 0 290

<flouch> i spilled mt.dew on my crotch guest Apr 29, 2004 0 413

<SA-Magic> msg nickserv identify smallpenis guest Apr 28, 2004 0 168

<vice> you remember that asian girl i wanted guest Apr 27, 2004 0 302

<Allahkat> I thought of the most awesome idea for me stretched ear lobes ever. guest Apr 27, 2004 0 17

<+fleet> morning guest Apr 27, 2004 0 418

<livewireo> i tried, but i couldnt see my penis through all the vomit guest Apr 27, 2004 0 183

<elitotaco> a 3 legged dog walks into an old western saloon, walks up to the... guest Apr 27, 2004 0 267

<rkl> i dont believe in girls on irc. guest Apr 26, 2004 0 12

<MrDelayer> i'm lazy and suicidal guest Apr 26, 2004 0 320

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«XAnimal» I can fist my own throat guest Apr 25, 2004 0 471

<randz27> shut up Jessie guest Apr 24, 2004 0 372

<Freefall> http://www.strategypage.com/dls/articles/2004418.asp <-- the... guest Apr 24, 2004 0 254

<Rjx> we should spread the myth that having sex with someone who writes in... guest Apr 23, 2004 0 223

<CherryBomb> haha somebody was suspended from school for bringing a cookie guest Apr 23, 2004 0 508

<mindstorms> investment Advice: guest Apr 23, 2004 0 4220

<davvinc> hi can anyone help me with a problem with my msn? guest Apr 22, 2004 0 322

<withnail> uhhhhh you know that lttle microchip on your credit card....if that... guest Apr 22, 2004 0 15

* Quits: eLe|A (~zerg@pD9520CC7.dip.t-dialin.net) (Quit: When you put 'THE' and... guest Apr 22, 2004 0 159

<StormSeeker> Apparently I'm fun to stick things in :P guest Apr 22, 2004 0 241

<Daphisto> nah he's just a weird guy guest Apr 22, 2004 0 -6

<|Chris> i know i'm killing more quotes than i should guest Apr 22, 2004 0 361

<PsykoSmily> there is nothing worse than being freshly showered... then... guest Apr 22, 2004 0 239

(~mrWoot) I wonder what chairs think all day. Oh shit, here comes another... guest Apr 22, 2004 0 239

<Luigi30> I'm so l33t guest Apr 22, 2004 0 235

<utopian> john madden looks like a flaccid penis guest Apr 22, 2004 0 -3

<elburrito> funny how you will always find a girl to watch you wank on your... guest Apr 21, 2004 0 173

<deF> democrats swallow guest Apr 21, 2004 0 2286

<rocket> any idea what can cause really horrible disk performance in windows? guest Apr 20, 2004 0 285

<J3anyus> sweet jesus i need to get motivated to finish up this semester... guest Apr 20, 2004 0 365

* Tetra takes a boy guest Apr 20, 2004 0 408

<Daphisto> my room smells so bad guest Apr 19, 2004 0 -12

<Rjx> I seriously need to take a piss guest Apr 19, 2004 0 201

<LabRat> google is smart so I don't have to be. guest Apr 19, 2004 0 416

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<JB> Friends come and go, but Nintendo is forever. guest Apr 19, 2004 0 274

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<Blindsight> I am so fucking pissed off at my roomate's dogs guest Apr 19, 2004 0 62

<@Joker4ever> They had a really wierd special on today at Silver City today... guest Apr 19, 2004 0 220

* sadistic-ss is going to buy Calcium pills guest Apr 18, 2004 0 214

<withnail> i could tell the relationship was coming to an end because i started... guest Apr 18, 2004 0 305

<_Sarah_> sorry, had a little visitor in a red sleeper show up guest Apr 17, 2004 0 299

<Kaltren> Puppies are cute, especially as steering wheel covers. guest Apr 17, 2004 0 168

<der-carsten`> tim? no school today? guest Apr 17, 2004 0 498

<Defiled> ok.. im 21 and female, im also bisexual.. but the bad thing is that... guest Apr 16, 2004 0 101

<Zappa_> friday afternoons prove the theory of relativity guest Apr 16, 2004 0 168

_Sarah_: so what do you do all night? guest Apr 16, 2004 0 199

<TLA-Sammybeany> My step-dad told me a story today that cracked me up . . . guest Apr 16, 2004 0 257

IQphat: you should see kill bill 2, it's great guest Apr 16, 2004 0 315

<takkaria> so, anyway, yeah. who wants an argument about something? I'm bored guest Apr 15, 2004 0 421

<Rykan> ah man, chocolate is evil... guest Apr 15, 2004 0 238

<Rjx> my mom wrote out her shopping list and stuck it on the door guest Apr 15, 2004 0 496

<mafiaboy> it's better to be black than gay cuz when you're black you don't... guest Apr 15, 2004 0 155

<minion> what should i get for lunch guest Apr 15, 2004 0 301

<Lewko> Do you want to have lunch? guest Apr 15, 2004 0 462

<jayce[hoopsking]> its always weird encountering people still using dialup guest Apr 15, 2004 0 375

<splice> this conversation is like teaching retards to do calculus guest Apr 15, 2004 0 149

<Josh> I swear somebody needs to write a virus that does nothing malicious... guest Apr 15, 2004 0 272

<railed> overheard at a 13-year old's slumber party: "I WOULD NEVERRRR PUT ONE... guest Apr 14, 2004 0 392

<@penisbird> people at my school have a very annoying habit of puttin shit all... guest Apr 14, 2004 0 217

<nerd> I want a fucking irssi session :/ guest Apr 14, 2004 0 221

<BlooDMooN> ok, what's a petabyte? guest Apr 13, 2004 0 285

<TGR> Dipstick: face it, EVERY FUCKING MALE in here would fuck anything if... guest Apr 13, 2004 0 265

<zaney> how tall is arnald guest Apr 13, 2004 0 279

<BigImp> speaking of breakfast, i think i'm gonna order some healthy kfc guest Apr 13, 2004 0 246

<HowlinMadMurphy> And.. AcidRain.. Man, life's pretty sad when all your good... guest Apr 13, 2004 0 284

<Zuwadza> Ha guest Apr 13, 2004 0 304

<avorax> Homeland Security™, 9/11™, and September 11™ are all registered... guest Apr 13, 2004 0 261

<Lucidia> you have to have the tell tale brown vertical line of... guest Apr 13, 2004 0 -3

<SisterJessica> there is no tree or leaf worth crying about guest Apr 13, 2004 0 308

<Bolwerk> You know what's so great about the advance of WiFi internet? There... guest Apr 13, 2004 0 240

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* patb is now known as ChamServ guest Apr 13, 2004 0 164

Topper always thought "concentration camp" sounded amusing. A load of Jews all... guest Apr 12, 2004 0 85

<timmo> man guest Apr 12, 2004 0 -3

<Lazesharp> OMG when did bash change to www.phrise.com!??? guest Apr 12, 2004 0 232

<DJEvan> woohoo, my dad stopped reading bash guest Apr 12, 2004 0 128

<Zappo> may I suggest a "Fix it" button in every error box too? guest Apr 11, 2004 0 238

<lolboy> she can't hear because of the penisbirds guest Apr 11, 2004 0 257

<Rokkr> humor's a good thing guest Apr 11, 2004 0 219

* ^Sn4iK throws a playstation at liberty_ guest Apr 10, 2004 0 168

<aeonite> http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/04/20040409.html guest Apr 9, 2004 0 249

<everest> the iraqis captured 4 italians, 2 americans, and a korean guest Apr 9, 2004 0 780

* MoTT sets mode: +v system guest Apr 9, 2004 0 217

<+system> you know if you click your name you can chat with yourself :O guest Apr 9, 2004 0 -2

<S_R> I feel like the pope guest Apr 9, 2004 0 -4

(sean-): me and my girlfriend did the most bad ass thing guest Apr 9, 2004 0 228

<@cyberdyn_> HAHAHA guest Apr 9, 2004 0 245

<gnome> I believe I convinced someone to ditch AOL, too guest Apr 8, 2004 0 395

<RHX> Why do people say Shakespeare was so great? guest Apr 8, 2004 0 270

<CptnSwede> _________ guest Apr 8, 2004 0 183

<everest> hahahahaha guest Apr 8, 2004 0 293

<ushi> only on the internet is it acceptable to find out someone's basic... guest Apr 8, 2004 0 300

<asshat> heres my impression of jacky chan guest Apr 8, 2004 0 154

-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] Trojan update: also... guest Apr 7, 2004 0 148

<W_J_F> where can i get a wav - mp3 converter? guest Apr 7, 2004 0 183

<p2p> I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom with a built-in... guest Apr 7, 2004 0 340

<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when... guest Apr 7, 2004 0 177

<J3anyus> Dollar Losing Value Against The Quarter guest Apr 7, 2004 0 228

<apache-> she loves you , yeah yeah yeha guest Apr 7, 2004 0 -1

(@FireRun) like my jew script Kru_Shal? guest Apr 6, 2004 0 -2

<Theogony> e and his community service guest Apr 6, 2004 0 195

<gloone> most of the people in there really are geeks with issues guest Apr 6, 2004 0 350

<`michael> If Socrates were to observe American government in theory and in... guest Apr 6, 2004 0 182

<Neon[UK]> fool guest Apr 6, 2004 0 161

* Now talking in #Christian guest Apr 6, 2004 0 705

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<Xodarap> haha, look at this guest Apr 6, 2004 0 -3

SpAz0Licious: /me mounts guest Apr 6, 2004 0 15

<@Joe> OMG - forgot the wife guest Apr 5, 2004 0 274

<icy_one> damn guest Apr 5, 2004 0 -1

<Blaine> so, who has seen the passion? guest Apr 5, 2004 0 240

drobe: yo, sup, how are you, good afternoon, pleasant surprise, aight, let's do... guest Apr 5, 2004 0 225

<Dark-> i need more monitors guest Apr 5, 2004 0 181

<darkchron> someone know of a good database i can get for free ? guest Apr 5, 2004 0 126

[dandyd]: gah... STUPID PEOPLE!!! guest Apr 5, 2004 0 180

<Fragas> did u have fun at the deb party mr hinton? guest Apr 5, 2004 0 150

<tharaka> my computer said "shutting down in 60 seconds" guest Apr 5, 2004 0 392

<Guyver3> wow guest Apr 5, 2004 0 142

<@Jackb> LEXMARK SUCKS guest Apr 5, 2004 0 231

<dmose> remember, it's all fun and games until someone shrieks "WRONG HOLE!" guest Apr 5, 2004 0 246

<DrYvOutCM> man i know it was a terrorist act and all guest Apr 5, 2004 0 206

<Rjx> now I'm off taking zoloft, I'm supposed to go for a 'colon cleansing' guest Apr 5, 2004 0 245

<RHX> I swear, that fuckin Pink Ranger was fuckin hot as hell guest Apr 5, 2004 0 129

<l0y4l153r> i got some questions about developing plugins for your software... guest Apr 4, 2004 0 264

<ikkenai> wtf. guest Apr 4, 2004 0 45

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* StoneCold Cringes guest Apr 3, 2004 0 116

<homerj_> DDR modes are like EASY, NORMAL, AZN guest Apr 3, 2004 0 124

(@septor) I should play some splinter cell pt now guest Apr 3, 2004 0 260

<joe> http://joe.neoturbine.net:8000/packages < an incomplete log of everything... guest Apr 2, 2004 0 109

<Rjx> when I used to play battlefield 1942 at the local LAN place I used the... guest Apr 2, 2004 0 308

<Rjx> I had indiviual therapy for a while, but I stopped going guest Apr 2, 2004 0 273

<ChrizzNL> err this is a C++ help channel, right? guest Apr 2, 2004 0 385

<_Zippo^_> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page//0,4057,9149147%5E13762,00.h... guest Apr 2, 2004 0 12

* StoneCold wonders if they have /who, /whois and /whowas, why not have /whoare... guest Apr 1, 2004 0 -1

<ron_frown> oh god... this guy comes in and talks to my boss about why his... guest Apr 1, 2004 0 94

<Kenn> This one girl... she asked me what brand my PC was guest Apr 1, 2004 0 251

<scyth> you guys are bash.org mods? guest Apr 1, 2004 0 90

<ljosa> CNN Breaking News: "Attack at wedding hall in northern Israel injures... guest Apr 1, 2004 0 204

<Elvo> I show ppl empty DIMM slots and tell them it's virtual memory guest Apr 1, 2004 0 197

<jonathans> Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and... guest Apr 1, 2004 0 -1

<Djinna> i saw a pin this afternoon that says 'just because i'm a gay man... guest Apr 1, 2004 0 341

<HM|Quendor> how do u write a script that like if i push f1 pushes f5... guest Apr 1, 2004 0 281

* ViVa plays with his privates guest Apr 1, 2004 0 146

[sQurl] jesus is there anything that isn't broken right now? guest Apr 1, 2004 0 223

<Shinigami> Why is the company your dad started AMARK? guest Apr 1, 2004 0 137

<philth> I quit reading after to kill a mockingbird gave no advice on how to... guest Apr 1, 2004 0 144

<TallestRed> WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! guest Apr 1, 2004 0 82

<Unrelated> Does anyone know if its possible to asign RAM a phsyical address? guest Mar 31, 2004 0 156

<msk> i am seeing Kevin SMith talk tonight guest Mar 31, 2004 0 0

<Rjx> ah shit guest Mar 31, 2004 0 127

<rpoop> when I was applying to colleges guest Mar 31, 2004 0 -1

<umopepisdn> About a month ago one of my tires popped. guest Mar 31, 2004 0 354

<Josho> haha fox fucked up guest Mar 31, 2004 0 195

<The_Drunken_Master> you think i'm going to walk around butt naked, with only... guest Mar 31, 2004 0 151

<Swight> Hey! Look! It's the bash factory! guest Mar 31, 2004 0 -2

<@Montana> Damn guest Mar 30, 2004 0 277

<jonathans> come yonder down to negroth bay guest Mar 30, 2004 0 -6

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<terra> I'm speaking UTF-8, fag. guest Mar 29, 2004 0 200

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* Wong is trapped in an eternal limbo between sleep and the John Honey Building guest Mar 29, 2004 0 124

* Sleigh dons the Jeans of Drunkeness +1 (-2 Against Bushes) guest Mar 29, 2004 0 153

<Prophet_Tenebrae> charles kennedy - is getting a lot of news coverage. guest Mar 29, 2004 0 34

<timmo> GOD DAMMIT AIM guest Mar 29, 2004 0 78

* NeoMatrix goes outside to hump an oak tree guest Mar 29, 2004 0 138

<Sooozi> any1 here into Coprophagy?? (if you don't know what it is, don't ask... guest Mar 29, 2004 0 194

<Josh> yeah, I had to go to church tonight :/ guest Mar 29, 2004 0 131

<CFC2> every have one of those days where you want to code but you cant be... guest Mar 28, 2004 0 176

<S_R> I just made the weirdest thing I've ever tasted guest Mar 28, 2004 0 198

<aardvark> hmm, my KDE has stopped working :( guest Mar 28, 2004 0 18

<Philth> WTF? guest Mar 28, 2004 0 224

* LittleWolfLS dresses in a Japanese sailor schoolgirl uniform guest Mar 28, 2004 0 310

<Jerec> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for... guest Mar 28, 2004 0 331

<Slew> I tried to calculate how many times better firefox was than IE, but my... guest Mar 28, 2004 0 20

<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell guest Mar 27, 2004 0 211

<AnimeFreak> happy, are there any decent neo geo emulators for linux? guest Mar 27, 2004 0 299

<Kurt> there should be a tv show "ARABS BLOW UP THE DARNDEST THINGS" guest Mar 27, 2004 0 177

<clay> ever smoke weed guest Mar 27, 2004 0 -1

<Rainman> i love licking the arshole guest Mar 27, 2004 0 -8

<jonathans> you know what annoys the fuck out of me guest Mar 27, 2004 0 -1

<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father! guest Mar 26, 2004 0 163

XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 273

* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 0

<Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459. guest Mar 26, 2004 0 194

<cyberdyne> This gook asshole pulled out and blocked our lane, so we went... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 77

<unchellmatt> weewoo: I had a spammer pissed at me for reporting her "Free... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 504

<port-> MadDwarf please take a bow guest Mar 26, 2004 0 148

<medium> crrj, i complained to my help desk last night at my class about not... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 133

<pantherqs> holy fuck guest Mar 26, 2004 0 -3

<herbman> my brain dont need washing anyway.. its *clean* mother fucker... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 -4

<gloone> i should throw this fucking laptop out the window :/ guest Mar 26, 2004 0 -3

<NatashaD> Up until this last generation my family refused to breed outside of... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 204

(scone) r u always in here guest Mar 26, 2004 0 33

<t|to> I practice being a bash.org mod by voting "negative" on all the quotes... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 200

<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard guest Mar 26, 2004 0 451

<Slime> I think in ten years time I will look back on days like this and cry. guest Mar 26, 2004 0 319

<kinzillah> pie. guest Mar 26, 2004 0 166

<slippy^> i am evi| guest Mar 26, 2004 0 209

<Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you start up icq, and... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 153

<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet! guest Mar 26, 2004 0 266

<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile guest Mar 26, 2004 0 142

<Heather> penises are scary =/ guest Mar 26, 2004 0 7

<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a... guest Mar 26, 2004 0 268

<+Pie> i wonder if its possible to fap yourself with a 2000 watt speaker guest Mar 26, 2004 0 187

* rik decides not to reply to spam whose subject line is "discount vasectomy" guest Mar 25, 2004 0 205

<BalefireX> how goes the porn site Peppe316[0]? guest Mar 25, 2004 0 111

<gorF> cool, I get viruses sent to my email as well as porn now guest Mar 25, 2004 0 96

<Paradidle> I wonder what a dog thinks right before it humps someones leg... "I... guest Mar 25, 2004 0 276

<Ristora> http://phrise.com/?34177 guest Mar 25, 2004 0 -2

<Rjx> what guest Mar 25, 2004 0 12

<Guyp> my mom wont let me go to the gym guest Mar 25, 2004 0 385

<Rykan> you know your lonely when your alone in a room with chanserv and just... guest Mar 25, 2004 0 151

(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS... guest Mar 25, 2004 0 1

<Blah_x> it says i am the computer administor guest Mar 25, 2004 0 191

<Rjx> so I'm sitting with some friends in college guest Mar 25, 2004 0 391

<Clutch> Anyone else notice that 'strap on' spelt backwards is 'no parts'? guest Mar 25, 2004 0 378

<@skape> wonder what a cisco movie would be about guest Mar 25, 2004 0 141

<Macdoo> lawnmower <----------what that? guest Mar 25, 2004 0 -2

<DarkSong> oh lovely guest Mar 25, 2004 0 227

<MrMiyagi> the older you get, the better you get guest Mar 25, 2004 0 298

<Valek> Life sucks, I hope I get drunk this weekend. guest Mar 25, 2004 0 178

<Josh> wow. my great-grandmother died :( guest Mar 25, 2004 0 140

<@FarkStatsBot> think you need to reboot guest Mar 25, 2004 0 100

<Valeria> This is my computer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My... guest Mar 25, 2004 0 191

<youlepton> if they were asians, it would be r337 guest Mar 25, 2004 0 77

<@BalefireX> you guys ever get into the typing zone? guest Mar 25, 2004 0 239

xdev0luti0nx: I know a guy who plays with legos while listening to the mission... guest Mar 25, 2004 0 209

<CkDead> YUo guest Mar 25, 2004 0 3

<@Desimat0r> o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ - HEIL guest Mar 25, 2004 0 -3

--> MrPoush (~matt@dsl.76.171.networkiowa.com) has joined #jibble guest Mar 25, 2004 0 80

*** BabyJesus (~BabyJesus@w126.z066088223.sjc-ca.dsl.cnc.net) has joined... guest Mar 25, 2004 0 68

<Eruntje> brain waves? guest Mar 24, 2004 0 0

<kobrakiller> hahahahahaha guest Mar 24, 2004 0 389

<PovRayMan> wtf guest Mar 24, 2004 0 138

[reeedobs] brb...got to go poop guest Mar 24, 2004 0 193

<homerj> they need to have better named for OSes guest Mar 24, 2004 0 39

<J_B_007> you americans guest Mar 24, 2004 0 -1

<eslice> the only correct way to use the ";" is guest Mar 24, 2004 0 -2

<kisama> man the way i fool my mom for a bong is great guest Mar 24, 2004 0 187

<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> chaos? guest Mar 24, 2004 0 218

<Drathian> does anyone know how to recover a lost sex drive......... guest Mar 24, 2004 0 182

<Sushi> Fuck man I just choked on popcorn chicken! guest Mar 24, 2004 0 -2

<opivy10> i used to be a lesbian till i got my sex change guest Mar 24, 2004 0 59

<myhero> in 1993 i was 10 years old guest Mar 24, 2004 0 -5

<IceWizard> hmmm guest Mar 24, 2004 0 233

<Slidey> It's sad when you dream of emulators. guest Mar 24, 2004 0 118

<reptile-> LkTrout1 likes to search out peoples domains. guest Mar 24, 2004 0 -2

<Vajita> compare zeldas weight to that of mario guest Mar 24, 2004 0 1

Lizzyw07: hey guest Mar 24, 2004 0 -4

<SilverTallest> ABSTINENCE! NOBODY'S DOING IT! guest Mar 24, 2004 0 123

<J3anyus> just cause i watch anime and listen to britney spears doesn't mean i... guest Mar 24, 2004 0 154

<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye guest Mar 24, 2004 0 292

<Lina-> i just applied for a job as a private investigator guest Mar 23, 2004 0 195

<gorF> heeh guest Mar 23, 2004 0 71

<Inominate> a portscan is roughly equivalent to a bank robber calling the bank... guest Mar 23, 2004 0 227

<Jyrka> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding... guest Mar 23, 2004 0 717

<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> this is crazy: guest Mar 23, 2004 0 187

<+Woody```> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said... guest Mar 23, 2004 0 347

<FennecFoxen> _ guest Mar 23, 2004 0 0

<smithers> do what the chinese do guest Mar 23, 2004 0 13

<|6th|Hottlipz> actually ive done lots of bad shit guest Mar 23, 2004 0 13

<WillLab> Check out this email I got from the cyber corps secretary guest Mar 23, 2004 0 -1

<splice> escape from monkey island pc $4.99 shipped at ebgames guest Mar 23, 2004 0 1

<Imiut> I'm so addicted I actually read the pending quotes too. >.< guest Mar 23, 2004 0 95

<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here guest Mar 23, 2004 0 -2

<fc9k> right guest Mar 23, 2004 0 -4

<munchingfoo> lol, that might make a funny chat up line guest Mar 23, 2004 0 106

<munchingfoo> mmh, thats a hard one guest Mar 23, 2004 0 161

<Steveo> doing anything nice there duncan? guest Mar 23, 2004 0 -1

Serrated Sp00n: Holy crap. My dad just told me has a server he's gonna give me. guest Mar 23, 2004 0 238

<Calmino> my father purchased a mule guest Mar 22, 2004 0 12

(lithrye) I'm experiencing an annoying problem. guest Mar 22, 2004 0 126

<orion> i HATE guest Mar 22, 2004 0 75

<naitha> nukes are like civics.. people have them to show how cool they are guest Mar 22, 2004 0 -1

<jonathans> they're muslim guest Mar 22, 2004 0 13

<homerj> there were a lot of black people when we saw bad boys 2 guest Mar 22, 2004 0 198

<splice> blacks have a culture? i thought they just beat people guest Mar 22, 2004 0 -9

<Wooben> Girls are all afraid of me too :( guest Mar 22, 2004 0 32

<kurai> You know .. sometimes I long for the days when spam was just for pr0n... guest Mar 22, 2004 0 147

<J_B_007> if it wernt for bash, id be able to wrok. guest Mar 22, 2004 0 121

Serrated Sp00n: WHY THE HELL DO I CRAVE MUNCHIES? WHY AM I LOSING MY COGNITIVE... guest Mar 22, 2004 0 131

xdev0luti0nx: If chinese food is too americanized, I never like it guest Mar 22, 2004 0 125

<Chaos`^> ANybody know how to run a cd image without burning a cd in windows? guest Mar 22, 2004 0 110

<malady> Hi Pav! guest Mar 21, 2004 0 393

[Marc^]: hahahahaha guest Mar 21, 2004 0 216

Serrated Sp00n: What the hell? guest Mar 21, 2004 0 115

<jej> fyi 20% done defagging. guest Mar 20, 2004 0 -3

<@Neon[UK]> <=D guest Mar 20, 2004 0 119

<RandomSpork> know what's bad guest Mar 20, 2004 0 138

<RandomSpork> I saw Dawn of the Dead yesterday guest Mar 20, 2004 0 189

<AlmtyBob> wow guest Mar 20, 2004 0 0

<tito> the first rule of fap club is we do not talk about fap club guest Mar 20, 2004 0 84

<ZekeMacNeil> lol guest Mar 20, 2004 0 244

<Ristora> brant: you know gullibles not in the dictionary guest Mar 20, 2004 0 189

(+PsychicSword) the internet will have gone out of fashion by the time ima gets... guest Mar 20, 2004 0 138

<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER guest Mar 19, 2004 0 198

<I|O> goin off to college guest Mar 19, 2004 0 246

<@Matador_> put your $$ where your penis is guest Mar 19, 2004 0 396

denisbaldwin: I think I love you... guest Mar 19, 2004 0 151

<wardrobe> well that was fun guest Mar 19, 2004 0 340

<RageFury> Ah, nothing releases stress like pr0n and Pink Floyd. guest Mar 19, 2004 0 7

<DamianMor> IceWizard go and suck my nick guest Mar 19, 2004 0 166

<Megasaxon> haha guest Mar 19, 2004 0 189

<Backslash> You ATTEMPTED to commit suicide…? guest Mar 19, 2004 0 330

<KArmA-> what's your stance on ldap? guest Mar 18, 2004 0 39

<motolov> i actually have shat in a urinal once guest Mar 18, 2004 0 134

<eslice_> does anyone know anything about tiles guest Mar 18, 2004 0 207

<pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to give her a hickey... guest Mar 18, 2004 0 220

<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called yesterday with the... guest Mar 18, 2004 0 332

<Tonitrus> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks. guest Mar 18, 2004 0 327

<Brynneh|w3rk> im doing my girlfriend all weekend guest Mar 18, 2004 0 221

<Zardoz> Damn those blow-up sheep. guest Mar 18, 2004 0 208

<Maddawy> see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and jerking off so to... guest Mar 18, 2004 0 249

<Rebel> I found a new way to make cool photos without it being really dark guest Mar 18, 2004 0 182

<motolov> why arent the fat girls honest at least guest Mar 18, 2004 0 75

<motolov> she sure looks like a crazy gal guest Mar 18, 2004 0 55

<splice> Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al... guest Mar 18, 2004 0 50

<Rjx> you'll find that guest Mar 18, 2004 0 134

(Deranged): I fell asleep on the couch watching TV last night, and when I woke... guest Mar 18, 2004 0 302

<Mr_X> I'm bi. guest Mar 18, 2004 0 230

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<O`Slice> silicon, get your dremel guest Mar 17, 2004 0 92

<huhlig> any rf ee's about guest Mar 17, 2004 0 -5

<muh-hest> no YOU go fuck yourself.. I didn't mean to impregnate her in the... guest Mar 17, 2004 0 293

<Shav|DDR> Gonna meet a friend I haven't seen in months guest Mar 17, 2004 0 461

<kIm> im so hungry guest Mar 17, 2004 0 -2

<phoxxy> i was on the phone with a company for my business that was in... guest Mar 17, 2004 0 255

<phoxxy> i was on the phone with a company for my business that was in... guest Mar 17, 2004 0 216

<kharma|elsewhereness> I can't wait for the day when brothels have drive-thru... guest Mar 17, 2004 0 164

<Rykan> Wai~ I reached a whole new level of geekdom today guest Mar 16, 2004 0 131

<interface|work> I need a marriageautopilot.exe program with an /unattend switch guest Mar 16, 2004 0 10

<Opius>photoshops being screwy guest Mar 16, 2004 0 953

<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man? guest Mar 15, 2004 0 41

<+x24[java]> damnit. i just cheesed my fresh from the drier pants guest Mar 15, 2004 0 223

<Seth> its sad when Perl is the closest thing to a girl in your life guest Mar 15, 2004 0 133

<Neon[UK]> i'm starting a successful online business guest Mar 15, 2004 0 186

<auxi> G2g class is over guest Mar 15, 2004 0 190

<el_oso> I want to make my own internet. guest Mar 15, 2004 0 137

<mkat> :o guest Mar 15, 2004 0 387

<rgreene> she's depressed for one reason or another and refuses to do anything... guest Mar 15, 2004 0 1

<pauly> I'll fuck you hard in the ass later honey guest Mar 15, 2004 0 155

<AlmtyBob> I once hit this girl over the head with a shovel in the alley guest Mar 15, 2004 0 5

(Cloud): I see retarded people. guest Mar 15, 2004 0 290

(bcuz) nascar changes thier rules, and now its on the news guest Mar 15, 2004 0 114

<BasSCadeT> man my cat pissed on my bed the other day (this is gross) and i... guest Mar 15, 2004 0 127

<BD_Hektor[movie]> how do i go about uninstalling wmp? guest Mar 14, 2004 0 358

<dingle> i look like a huge penis with my head shaved guest Mar 14, 2004 0 74

<DimaV> Anglophobia - Fear of Englishness guest Mar 14, 2004 0 201

<Peter> oh **** guest Mar 14, 2004 0 -2

<Pischk> im infected with something nasty dont accept anything from me guest Mar 14, 2004 0 142

<CrazyMYKL> killall cat guest Mar 14, 2004 0 75

* Yusuke akfjl;fdsjfdsjfsdjfdlsks guest Mar 14, 2004 0 223

<Salomonis> anione noes how to use notepad to edit html? guest Mar 13, 2004 0 -3

<r0ach_> yup, but fucking racoond generates a fucked up spd policy, which... guest Mar 13, 2004 0 2

<+jeef> i had a dream about beastiality and i woke up with an erection :/ guest Mar 13, 2004 0 92

<anity> bbyyyeeee guest Mar 13, 2004 0 185

* VALIS is dumb. guest Mar 13, 2004 0 112

<tharaka> u know whats stupid about phones guest Mar 13, 2004 0 199

<Berzerk3r> my iq is higher than my icq number guest Mar 13, 2004 0 -6

<eslice> i just got a vm from some random hick asking for doug guest Mar 12, 2004 0 259

<@SlackDug> i hereby nominate "flashblock" for "useful extension of the year"... guest Mar 12, 2004 0 0

(freckles) my now 19 yr old cousin was like that about the same age. turns out... guest Mar 12, 2004 0 159

<+snow_veil> if (age > 14) pork(); else give_candy(); guest Mar 12, 2004 0 94

(@Sh3kel) I'm bored to the point I'm considering installing Black and White :/ guest Mar 12, 2004 0 6

<aphr0> hm guest Mar 12, 2004 0 232

<Fonix> Windows told me to make a new password and I put in 'penis'... guest Mar 12, 2004 0 207

(Blingo`) god my mother types so slow guest Mar 11, 2004 0 213

(fleet21): Matteo, you appeal to everyone guest Mar 11, 2004 0 158

<PittGirlie> yanno almost all the guys in irc are pretty damn cute ... whats up... guest Mar 11, 2004 0 224

< nocturnal> GAH!!! guest Mar 11, 2004 0 121

<antivert> One of them was a total asshole, he was like "STOP LISTENING TO... guest Mar 11, 2004 0 680

Philth : theres no lag when you play with yourself.. guest Mar 10, 2004 0 218

<utopian_fiat> I used to have 160 penis enlargements every day before I trashed... guest Mar 10, 2004 0 175

<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people... guest Mar 10, 2004 0 846

<@Jon|AWAY> don't download porn from stile.. guest Mar 10, 2004 0 163

< digitalabsolutes> I always worry that the jews I am after will just have some... guest Mar 10, 2004 0 271

<TheDarkOfKnight> When I was a seinor in high school we had to make a video and... guest Mar 10, 2004 0 438

<issuez> k thats enough, im done be sappy guest Mar 10, 2004 0 6

Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are... guest Mar 10, 2004 0 435

<Loz> I didn't invent the paradox, although it was my creation guest Mar 10, 2004 0 289

<SexyTurd> oh yuck the most horrible wet fart just came out of my butthole guest Mar 9, 2004 0 167

<drdank> Wil's not gay! guest Mar 9, 2004 0 215

<Hamhocks> god damn i've been getting boners all day guest Mar 9, 2004 0 118

-!- HanSkywalker [~mpolanis@hanskywalker.registered.freenode] has quit ["and... guest Mar 9, 2004 0 -1

<djevan> ok i'm going to jump off a fucking bridge guest Mar 8, 2004 0 265

* Joins: DesSc0rp (~DesScorp@66.168.250.226) guest Mar 8, 2004 0 202

<PeteriD> Ah, yes, online insult wars guest Mar 8, 2004 0 263

<Ethel> Actually, if we're talking about Spam, I kept a tin of Spam all the way... guest Mar 8, 2004 0 262

<mouse> I think my pulse has stopped. guest Mar 8, 2004 0 186

<Hamhocks> if taking a huge shit is anything like playing chess, consider me... guest Mar 8, 2004 0 131

[iggy2k]: or 'consumer whore' guest Mar 8, 2004 0 0

Opius: you wanna know whats sad guest Mar 8, 2004 0 5

<crunge> PeterJohansson: Well, I use a GeForce and my GF says I'm amazing in bed guest Mar 7, 2004 0 -2

<~kid[0]> odd guest Mar 7, 2004 0 531

<Kosta> oh this will be fun guest Mar 7, 2004 0 43

<TehFattyLove> Oh dear god.. guest Mar 7, 2004 0 220

<Monique> i reached a whole new level of internet geekdom. guest Mar 7, 2004 0 311

Frylock: that was the best conversation ever! guest Mar 7, 2004 0 138

Paulson McIntyre: hey, whats up? guest Mar 6, 2004 0 168

<BlasterDRP> when i was three, my dad called my mom a slut once in a... guest Mar 6, 2004 0 305

<pott> now i'm no big fan of the strokes guest Mar 6, 2004 0 71

< neotiger> it leads me to believe that IE is more fucked than the average... guest Mar 6, 2004 0 278

<@Jon> Someone signed me up for farm sex porno, penis enlargement and viagra... guest Mar 6, 2004 0 125

<+Frosty_theoz> if being a nerd was a religion, bash would be a cathederal guest Mar 6, 2004 0 165

<CapnWacky> Y'know how much exp I had to collect to be a LVL 43 pervert/LVL 12... guest Mar 6, 2004 0 8

<AliceInWonderland> <--- DIRTY DIRTY WHORE guest Mar 6, 2004 0 148

<pentup> i want peeps guest Mar 6, 2004 0 -2

<@RoadskiN> how about if i build legos around my penis?. guest Mar 6, 2004 0 -3

* J4k3 rubs his superior AMD-based laptop, with 640MB ram. guest Mar 5, 2004 0 47

<CaRaB3lla> god des..i love seeing you so bitchy! guest Mar 5, 2004 0 135

<@Darren> I just found spiderman goatse guest Mar 5, 2004 0 39

< solerad> oh man guest Mar 5, 2004 0 254

[ DanoF ) i think my monitor broke guest Mar 5, 2004 0 133

<eslice> my little brother is failing english guest Mar 5, 2004 0 4

<pithon> i'm stripping on my cam soon . check my profile for the link guest Mar 5, 2004 0 164

<DimaV> aight, i am gonna go think about what i did wrong today guest Mar 5, 2004 0 89

<mindstorms> so, you up for writing "definitely not a bomb" on your luggage and... guest Mar 5, 2004 0 248

<@oblique> fun fact: spanish barbarians used their own urine to clean their... guest Mar 4, 2004 0 124

<KArmA-> my descent into online hell is complete, I'm moderating up unapproved... guest Mar 4, 2004 0 0

<@dekkon> i went camping in amys front butt once guest Mar 4, 2004 0 -4

<mindstorms> i may not go down in history guest Mar 4, 2004 0 217

<Fufie> bbl, will serve 90 days in jail for hitting a policeman six times with... guest Mar 4, 2004 0 257

<jessie> I'm going to put on my skimpiest maternity outfit and go bar hopping. guest Mar 3, 2004 0 6

(SlackMuffin) [22:25] <SlackMuffin> winamp(2.80) playing(17 - Katrina & The... guest Mar 3, 2004 0 238

<WorkDug> OMG guest Mar 3, 2004 0 232

<monkeydog> do burn victims get a discount when they go to get cremated? guest Mar 3, 2004 0 199

<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU! guest Mar 3, 2004 0 182

<goatasaur> if you ate nothing but corn for like two days, and then took a... guest Mar 3, 2004 0 105

(jesus`) All your sins are belong to me. guest Mar 3, 2004 0 167

<@Hibiki> its not how a woman looks on the outside guest Mar 3, 2004 0 10

[@Alexia]There should be a sticker at the bottom left of America saying, "Made... guest Mar 3, 2004 0 254

<Al> tr0n's mother left her body to science, but they sent it back guest Mar 3, 2004 0 121

* HPLPB|Comp2 needs to wash dishes and cook pasta guest Mar 3, 2004 0 44

<jonathans> that is so old that telling people that it's old has gotten old guest Mar 2, 2004 0 138

<WorkDug> i guess i need to go back to school :p guest Mar 2, 2004 0 114

<Knux> i don't want to hear anymore about eating shit guest Mar 2, 2004 0 -1

<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush guest Mar 2, 2004 0 7

[ @Puddlejumper ] if I sleep, I have no excuse for screwing up at work tomorro guest Mar 2, 2004 0 92

<ogw-iii> where did I see this quote: "When all you have is a nail gun, every... guest Mar 2, 2004 0 241

<+milkman`bot> 9. Animal Trivia: The hummingbird is the only bird that can... guest Mar 2, 2004 0 456

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<g6|agbd|kma> sure, he's innocent on all charges, didn't you know that? guest Mar 1, 2004 0 193

<_Zippo^_> I see Goatse as an Internet Initiation. If you haven't seen goatse... guest Mar 1, 2004 0 108

<dekkon> when im in the military, i wanna be the guy who blacks out all the... guest Mar 1, 2004 0 160

<+Shortman> k... can someone help with this... guest Mar 1, 2004 0 -1

<ducklord> in earlier days, people took pride in combat and such guest Mar 1, 2004 0 152

<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest... guest Mar 1, 2004 0 288

<chiDEEZE> go fuck yourself guest Mar 1, 2004 0 219

<kisama2> fucking imacs guest Mar 1, 2004 0 10

brihana25: which part of her anatomy did j-lo forget to clothe this year? guest Mar 1, 2004 0 230

*** Signoff: disp (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: disposal!disp@syru229-149.syr.edu))) guest Mar 1, 2004 0 62

<ducklord> I'm having pink "waves" flowing over my screen at all times guest Mar 1, 2004 0 153

<mjc> # Phone Sales Representative: "Will you be paying by credit card?" guest Mar 1, 2004 0 185

<Badtz> oh hell. guest Mar 1, 2004 0 54

<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans guest Mar 1, 2004 0 101

<Celeste> hey walra, fucking me, to a man, is what a big bucket of fried... guest Mar 1, 2004 0 8

<sarah9991> what's up? guest Mar 1, 2004 0 186

<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to... guest Mar 1, 2004 0 113

<@Lawn-Gnome> fuck guest Feb 29, 2004 0 238

porkbelly: jesus fucking christ guest Feb 29, 2004 0 246

<Lazesharp> fuck guest Feb 29, 2004 0 10

<DrGrog> you know what's fun? guest Feb 29, 2004 0 98

<HongXianShi> Is it a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton? :) guest Feb 29, 2004 0 175

*** xt0rt was kicked by [noam] (penis, the only meat that tastes the same dark... guest Feb 29, 2004 0 12

<goatasaur> that reminds me of the health spa that was giving a deal on... guest Feb 29, 2004 0 210

<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D guest Feb 28, 2004 0 40

<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened. guest Feb 28, 2004 0 3

( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used... guest Feb 28, 2004 0 -16

<prof3ta> i used to hate coffee guest Feb 28, 2004 0 5

<delmore> i just fucked a chick i know,she squirted in my face, he he, how cool... guest Feb 28, 2004 0 149

<goatasaur> she is attractive guest Feb 27, 2004 0 173

• n30 has a cum fiesta in his house. ..when i bust a nut ...its like throwing a... guest Feb 27, 2004 0 0

<Phaedrus> note to self, dont use the aliases page in mIRC as a note pad guest Feb 27, 2004 0 121

<wild-> theres a large gay community in nyc! guest Feb 27, 2004 0 8

<Lippizanr> part of me never wants to get married though. guest Feb 27, 2004 0 150

<Trigun_> I hate Anger mangement class guest Feb 27, 2004 0 239

<Bubbaprog> somebody told me simon cowel reminds them so much of me guest Feb 27, 2004 0 216

<Kaisum> bitch your floppy drive just ain't reading my disk like it used to guest Feb 27, 2004 0 4

<Calisa> Do you ever post women with good looking vaginal regions? guest Feb 27, 2004 0 9

<Tuxedo_Jack> Apparently, if a cat sits on a keyboard for six seconds, Windows... guest Feb 27, 2004 0 273

(fleet): I had a bad sexual experience last night guest Feb 26, 2004 0 176

<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind'... guest Feb 26, 2004 0 2

<jonathans> what the fuck kind of geek do you think ia m guest Feb 26, 2004 0 11

<Hatter> I barely drink anymore :/ guest Feb 26, 2004 0 8

<IceWork> h3llo sirz guest Feb 26, 2004 0 -1

<ducklord> I understand religion guest Feb 26, 2004 0 0

<Albot> Hamhocks: And t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and... guest Feb 26, 2004 0 -12

<Alereon> I know more about cock than most gay guys! guest Feb 26, 2004 0 -1

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· · ChanMode : Sexy sets mode [ +o ] mi||i0n guest Feb 26, 2004 0 41

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<@brassica> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its... guest Feb 25, 2004 0 805

(fleet): what I love about this channel is that no matter what I say, temp0... guest Feb 25, 2004 0 340

(@[iNw]Tessai) <- virgin :( guest Feb 25, 2004 0 29

<@Keiron> Yahoo search brings up 24,400,000 hits for "porn" guest Feb 25, 2004 0 242

<splice> digdug, when you search for "ramen" communities on orkut, the first... guest Feb 25, 2004 0 -2

<C8H10N4O2> you drink something that contains a part of me. =D guest Feb 24, 2004 0 142

<rhelik> this channel should accept tho sexual choice of some peolpe especially... guest Feb 24, 2004 0 -2

<smilodon> once upon a time guest Feb 24, 2004 0 185

<perro-ness> see.... i enjoy being able to go to class, fall asleep, and still... guest Feb 24, 2004 0 257

<magick_2> proxies with winsock... anyhone? guest Feb 24, 2004 0 -1

<prof3ta> i think lesbians should be allowed to get married AS LONG AS they... guest Feb 24, 2004 0 125

<Cowboy> HI GUYS guest Feb 24, 2004 0 191

<Cahan> the sad thing is, ive got a piece of paper that tells me im qualified... guest Feb 24, 2004 0 -2

(JMulder): Hey bitch guest Feb 24, 2004 0 411

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<AdamBishop> I also pronounce "lieutenant" the British way, as we're supposed... guest Feb 24, 2004 0 6

<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: man this coffee is so good, I can't stop smiling. guest Feb 24, 2004 0 148

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<herbman> man i forgot how much this album kinda sucks guest Feb 23, 2004 0 -1

<Vinny> Too tight?? You can land a f***ing jumbo jet in there. guest Feb 23, 2004 0 92

<puppet> What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? guest Feb 23, 2004 0 -4

<Monty> Question challenge #9272: what us state includes the telephone guest Feb 23, 2004 0 363

* WakkoWrk is trying to figure out what the hell to do tonight guest Feb 23, 2004 0 240

<JustAGirl> did i miss something here? guest Feb 23, 2004 0 140

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<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane? guest Feb 23, 2004 0 2587

<HanSkywalker> there is only one reason i disliked ROTK guest Feb 23, 2004 0 185

<splice> i'll be taking out my agression on you poor souls for the rest of the... guest Feb 23, 2004 0 149

<HiddenGenius> anyone know a nice way to tell someone to shut the fuck up? guest Feb 23, 2004 0 206

<@Plas> I get head easily guest Feb 22, 2004 0 171

<Skizot> my boss is a moron guest Feb 22, 2004 0 295

(Mootar) morons. guest Feb 22, 2004 0 1005

<splice> i think its funny that it takes more syllables to say "hello" in... guest Feb 22, 2004 0 278

<LooKooM`> yep ftp is crappy for 0-day appz and mp3, imo guest Feb 22, 2004 0 -4

<+RageAgainsttheAmish> this incence im burning owns guest Feb 22, 2004 0 202

<rein_coloring> It's always good to make adults happy. You never know when one... guest Feb 22, 2004 0 190

<DarkForce> what timezone do most ppl here live in? guest Feb 22, 2004 0 25

<Alvein> most of my internet knowledge comes from finding porn guest Feb 22, 2004 0 171

<Moosey5> how come only like 3 ppl r talking but there a whole lot of other ppl? guest Feb 21, 2004 0 223

<NNAndrew> maaan, why can't my boogers come in cherry flavour guest Feb 21, 2004 0 5

<kip> it seems like every region of the us has some terrible and ridiculous... guest Feb 21, 2004 0 152

* `-` (~Blade_Lea@Blade_Leader.support.gamesurge) has joined #i_r_teh_h4x guest Feb 21, 2004 0 2232

<Akaramu> Don't question your god! guest Feb 21, 2004 0 96

(mUnky`) instead of putting in the softener *into my washing*, i put in a... guest Feb 21, 2004 0 207

<Allahkat> You know how they make like, "Totally 80's" cds? They should make... guest Feb 20, 2004 0 354

(+Genix) wtf guest Feb 20, 2004 0 104

• +mirthy throws geru into the deep Xenogears ocean! guest Feb 20, 2004 0 212

<Capaneus> I'm still on "Learn FreeBSD in 24hrs" and I've been reading it for a... guest Feb 20, 2004 0 180

<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a... guest Feb 20, 2004 0 1

<simonf> who the fuck buys a _slice_ of pizza guest Feb 20, 2004 0 239

< Mr-Bond> os[Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[2days 2hrs 7mins... guest Feb 20, 2004 0 161

<Kneecaps> anybody up for some key signing? guest Feb 20, 2004 0 330

<HelloKit> can anybody tell me why men find it necessary to do things like... guest Feb 20, 2004 0 239

[Bengannn] my dad came home drunk, he was like "are you still playing the... guest Feb 19, 2004 0 0

<+BalefireX> dont you want to bait so bad? guest Feb 19, 2004 0 160

<mek> I was cutting open a gingko biloba gel cap guest Feb 19, 2004 0 118

<migas> - Neon just approved 0 and killed 50. (0% session, 0.551% record) guest Feb 19, 2004 0 -1

<splice> liberals have such an open mind their brains typically fall out guest Feb 19, 2004 0 -1

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<Sandra19lez> you mean to tell me a porno called Willy Jackoff's Chocolate and... guest Feb 19, 2004 0 204

<MKendora> I get concerned when what I see on TV enters my dreams. guest Feb 19, 2004 0 45

<ducklord> that article is too long guest Feb 19, 2004 0 121

<Liontamer> I've meta-ed 1375 reviews. guest Feb 19, 2004 0 129

<@Jon> Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness, your hair is like a... guest Feb 19, 2004 0 302

<CrimsonKnight13> «Scepterr» racking up the blood alcohol level my... guest Feb 19, 2004 0 -5

<Olafsson> grr.. my little brother spilled soda on my keyboard and his.. luckly... guest Feb 19, 2004 0 263

<jwz> I am not making this up: guest Feb 19, 2004 0 202

<mrWoot> porn = getting old guest Feb 19, 2004 0 4

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<n3wt> Anyone have any scissors? guest Feb 18, 2004 0 231

<@tadashi-> i remember everytime chinese new year rolled on by guest Feb 18, 2004 0 189

<Bringa> also, it's kinda ironic how bash DOES display british pound symbol but... guest Feb 18, 2004 0 100

<sp|afk> communism doesnt work guest Feb 18, 2004 0 -4

<jwz> the last wasted ten minutes were brought to you by ghostview, kswapd, and... guest Feb 18, 2004 0 8

<slygirl> Ogg is such a weird name... next thing you know, people will be... guest Feb 18, 2004 0 314

<@FireRun> one day i will buy some cds guest Feb 18, 2004 0 5

<@Bringa> war3 is much more rewarding.. you need to actually MATCH UP against... guest Feb 18, 2004 0 6

<Mayseth> And I'm going to start carrying a sock puppet around with me. guest Feb 18, 2004 0 193

<timmo> i could have eaten a dictionary guest Feb 18, 2004 0 229

<sahal> i hide my porn in .dll files guest Feb 18, 2004 0 44

<Allahkat> I would like to do a comparison between fraknet's #fark and #frak. guest Feb 18, 2004 0 78

<CaRaBella> milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made..stick yout... guest Feb 17, 2004 0 -2

<Rjx> <Rjx> hi new graphics card, I'll just put you in guest Feb 17, 2004 0 167

<grade> msg me some ftp info guest Feb 17, 2004 0 -1

<sueb[work> oh phoxxy, no freaking way is he sticking it there! guest Feb 17, 2004 0 0

<r0bt3k> i watched all the tng back when u were swinging in your daddys... guest Feb 17, 2004 0 0

<JohnWSmokeJr> i don't shower until i can smell my own balls guest Feb 17, 2004 0 4

<eggburt> omg man-made lube guest Feb 17, 2004 0 -2

<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> we're talkign about sex (no big deal at my work) and he... guest Feb 17, 2004 0 87

<l0de> I was eating a really nice pie (not a slice , but a whole pie) and just... guest Feb 17, 2004 0 21

* Idiot has quit IRC guest Feb 17, 2004 0 315

<@winterstick> ok, about time to go to school guest Feb 17, 2004 0 213

<ranicx> nooooooooooooo guest Feb 17, 2004 0 111

<VALIS> I _had_ no _idea_ I should elminate unused variables. guest Feb 17, 2004 0 178

<Zero|> I may be a bitch, but we all know you suck cock for Teletubbies dolls. guest Feb 17, 2004 0 141

< ryeske> thats one thing i think lacks from bash.org actually, is that it... guest Feb 17, 2004 0 57

<CrazyCoot> i bet the fbi runs grouphug guest Feb 17, 2004 0 4

<HiddenGenius83> wtf!? guest Feb 17, 2004 0 129

<ruumis> playing metroid on the toilet. man, I knew there was a reason I lived... guest Feb 17, 2004 0 191

<Pulp> Pulp ----> 8=======> ~° ~° ~° ~° ~° D: <--- Pulp guest Feb 16, 2004 0 -3

<j0rk> they had a pic of that on stileproject guest Feb 16, 2004 0 140

<Root> is it bad to break a pencil into 6 pieces? guest Feb 16, 2004 0 0

<fred> sorry if i disappointed you, people have told me my penis is small before guest Feb 16, 2004 0 543

<issuez> yea except i did everyone guest Feb 16, 2004 0 13

<bleak> oh god guest Feb 16, 2004 0 116

<docsigma2000> Things like that really make me feel bad about myself, though... guest Feb 16, 2004 0 41

<double_a> everytime I check in here its like a doctors office waiting... guest Feb 15, 2004 0 343

<somniloquy> nice. i told MSN my postcode is "bite me" and it accepted it guest Feb 15, 2004 0 245

<slinter^movie> do u have a good porn site? guest Feb 15, 2004 0 161

<RageAgainstTheAmish|datona500> i wonder if the aol car is running with new aol... guest Feb 15, 2004 0 0

<ImJen> I'm bored guest Feb 15, 2004 0 213

<@JB> Then had your hard drive exorcised? guest Feb 15, 2004 0 1719

<Gothic_CatGirl> Another network guest Feb 15, 2004 0 118

<L33tKrew> MY HAMSTER IS SO STUPID guest Feb 15, 2004 0 171

<`bare> mm this PCMCIA card smells soo good guest Feb 15, 2004 0 63

<@Hellfish> wow, we actually had a funny joke going till you RUINED IT with... guest Feb 14, 2004 0 102

<+detz> I know in PHP you can do file('url'), is there something like that in... guest Feb 14, 2004 0 5

* CyberDas waits for this thank you master :/ guest Feb 14, 2004 0 162

<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on... guest Feb 14, 2004 0 -2

(+Cloud02 ) heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on... guest Feb 14, 2004 0 140

<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on... guest Feb 14, 2004 0 -9

<Thompson> whats wrong wiv looking at your sisters tits and her ass? guest Feb 14, 2004 0 1

<denken> mmm... protein smoothie guest Feb 14, 2004 0 -2

<vsync> anyone have phone# for ogw-iii ? guest Feb 14, 2004 0 135

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<gdh> Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell with anyone? guest Feb 14, 2004 0 219

( Vorex ) do you want some penis in your ass with that? guest Feb 14, 2004 0 0

<CFC|Laptop> Bash.cx keeps changing colour... i think it wants to be micheal... guest Feb 14, 2004 0 100

* Lizking unzips pants guest Feb 14, 2004 0 73

<DimaV> http://bash.cx/?search=Gothic_CatGirl&order=quote_id&sort=asc&limit=25&a... guest Feb 14, 2004 0 143

<pilmut> that hilton movie sucked guest Feb 13, 2004 0 143

<Naked_Eye> Anyone got the nude patch for "Barbie horse adventures"? guest Feb 13, 2004 0 195

<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue guest Feb 13, 2004 0 146

<Ender_CN> I read the bible, as soon as I found out god was jesus' father I... guest Feb 13, 2004 0 302

(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer? guest Feb 13, 2004 0 9485

<`michael> if ($person == muslim) { ashcroft(); } guest Feb 13, 2004 0 -2

<peterS> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to... guest Feb 13, 2004 0 178

<baryon> brb. I need a shower again, I stink guest Feb 13, 2004 0 743

(@Deranged): Damn.. I just found out that I have so many voices in my head... guest Feb 13, 2004 0 220

<cj_> --------------- guest Feb 13, 2004 0 61

<DrMax> yay guest Feb 13, 2004 0 -3

<maff> those are the kind that end up being freaks guest Feb 13, 2004 0 121

<grommet> what the fuck am I doing in this IRc??!! guest Feb 13, 2004 0 224

<+snow_veil> everyone seriously needs to turn on the discovery channel guest Feb 13, 2004 0 124

<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you. guest Feb 13, 2004 0 153

<@Mike> ahah! guest Feb 13, 2004 0 90

<@Ravnos> The Miata looks like a suppository with wheels... guest Feb 13, 2004 0 184

<VariQuiz> fuckers guest Feb 13, 2004 0 129

<Gothic_CatGirl> Blaine the Australian? guest Feb 12, 2004 0 395

<tuckt26> Ok, so I am looking at some porn right... guest Feb 12, 2004 0 131

<SemenExit> WTFWTF guest Feb 12, 2004 0 170

* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake guest Feb 12, 2004 0 122

<janedidit> when i was 17 i was babysitting all day for my aunt who had a two... guest Feb 12, 2004 0 187

<@eXistenZi> yo guest Feb 11, 2004 0 -2

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<Andiroo> On a chanserv or a nickserv are there logs for incorrect logins? guest Feb 11, 2004 0 -1

! KirikaPhoenix sends a brick packet down the network addressed to the router guest Feb 11, 2004 0 20

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert guest Feb 11, 2004 0 569

<BlackDeth> dont tell me what i am guest Feb 11, 2004 0 107

<@kisama> WHAT'S UP FAGETS guest Feb 11, 2004 0 1

<D-viant> my gf told me not ot get her a valentines present guest Feb 11, 2004 0 375

<@splice> got my homestead exemption taken care of this morning, i should get a... guest Feb 11, 2004 0 171

<chestRcopRpot> i fly a roflcopter and drop lolbombs that cause lollercausts guest Feb 11, 2004 0 102

< sahaL > my teacher was like 603.12.3.4312 is an IP guest Feb 11, 2004 0 118

<+BaD-CoMpAnY> The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette. guest Feb 11, 2004 0 246

<Bad_CRC> I went to the hospital today, and it's called "olmstead medical... guest Feb 11, 2004 0 462

<ME> Whoever thinks Gothic_CatGirl is funny has never seen two boobs at once guest Feb 11, 2004 0 -3

<oz> jesus christ... the guy who built my computer from scratch is a fugitive... guest Feb 11, 2004 0 185

<Bringa> Anal Probe Day! guest Feb 10, 2004 0 40

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(Fat_Wombat) Ace of Base is so cool guest Feb 10, 2004 0 -3

<Shavnir> I missed lunch guest Feb 10, 2004 0 458

<Raist> anyway.. gotta go to the vet guest Feb 9, 2004 0 269

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<wild> time to go have sex with alyssa guest Feb 9, 2004 0 5

<reuben> `when you buy 55v capacitors out of the 55v capacitor bin guest Feb 9, 2004 0 192

<XanK> whatever, looking leads dreaming, dreaming leads to touching, touching... guest Feb 9, 2004 0 39

<Gothic_CatGirl> Who wants to give me their Billing Information? guest Feb 9, 2004 0 173

<ducklord> getting interested is for losers guest Feb 9, 2004 0 44

* Kaelic waves guest Feb 9, 2004 0 263

(+Gothic_CatGirl) Ewwy I have to do to the doctor today guest Feb 9, 2004 0 47

<ruumis> someone spiked my morning coffee with HATE guest Feb 9, 2004 0 270

<XanK> i dont see how WATCHING gay p0rn AUTOMATICALLY makes me gay guest Feb 9, 2004 0 181

* @Mike destroys a person's karma by modding him offtopic guest Feb 8, 2004 0 56

<Nick> America only does precision bombing guest Feb 8, 2004 0 369

<+h4wk> why did you download debian lol guest Feb 8, 2004 0 -1

<fred> mmmmm http://www.glenmorangie.com/shop_the/s_malts.asp?offset=8 . guest Feb 8, 2004 0 30

<DugDig> where do l33t h4x0rz buy their cars? guest Feb 7, 2004 0 21

<irokin> PyrotiX: oh we share so much in common...if only you were a chick guest Feb 6, 2004 0 163

(PINK) <mrk> ok, lets stop this nonsense! guest Feb 6, 2004 0 -1

<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe... guest Feb 6, 2004 0 265

<Travisimo> I always thought Pooh and Piglet were always happy because they... guest Feb 5, 2004 0 304

[Nonentity] if you had a friend that was a tightrope walker guest Feb 5, 2004 0 13

<gorilla> yeah, you have to treat RAM like a 13 year old sex slave guest Feb 5, 2004 0 326

<+snow_veil> apparently nasa found hematite on mars guest Feb 5, 2004 0 133

<+Ralan> atkins works not because its a good diet, because people who are on it... guest Feb 5, 2004 0 363

<+commodore_dude> anyone wanna make me a magic 8-ball in java? guest Feb 5, 2004 0 341

<@Skizo> a could arrange a 32ips guest Feb 4, 2004 0 -2

<slashy> <pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies guest Feb 4, 2004 0 -1

Doja: i wonder if he noticed that her pussy has been tampered w/ guest Feb 4, 2004 0 11

<DigDug> what's the difference between w-9 and w-2? guest Feb 4, 2004 0 257

<pigeon-mirk> davey made that avatar for me, i am eternally in his bed guest Feb 4, 2004 0 7440

<Gothic_CatGirl> KING ME guest Feb 4, 2004 0 201

<gloone> i never lie guest Feb 3, 2004 0 17

<splice> courier new is the supreme essay expander font guest Feb 3, 2004 0 186

<notlodar> i sent them cash in the mail, is that bad? guest Feb 3, 2004 0 161

<HentaiTentacleDemon> I'm not a big fan of hentai guest Feb 3, 2004 0 253

<Josho> like math, giant wangs are a universal language guest Feb 3, 2004 0 5

<kumqu[at]work> hm. "redhat package manager"... is that like athletic support... guest Feb 2, 2004 0 0

<cayde> It's getting harder to get a summer job these days guest Feb 2, 2004 0 360

<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat guest Feb 2, 2004 0 237

<rosonowski> Hah! I love slashdot sometimes. guest Feb 2, 2004 0 463

<McBatt> I loved that cailis commercial durring the super bowl, too. Anyone see... guest Feb 2, 2004 0 174

<Mutsy13> I like dido too guest Feb 2, 2004 0 33

<Kool-Afk> did you know 65% of woman are bi-curious!! guest Feb 2, 2004 0 154

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<Davey_Rootbeer> that's my favorite one guest Feb 2, 2004 0 128

<+Hampy> I think we should have a mature conversation rather than everyone... guest Feb 1, 2004 0 268

* %Mastas ::MP3:: Kill the Jews - Why Hilter was right! - The NeoNaziNationals... guest Feb 1, 2004 0 187

<THX1138> and farkers prefer choosy moms guest Jan 31, 2004 0 23

<Hedrin> are you sure she's a virgin, or was she wearing pantyhose? guest Jan 31, 2004 0 97

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<Gothic_CatGirl> Could somebody open this pill container for me? guest Jan 31, 2004 0 182

<Scepterr> i think i pissed myself yesterday guest Jan 31, 2004 0 62

<cjohnson> wtf guest Jan 30, 2004 0 111

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<livid> man, k2, ur a nazi guest Jan 29, 2004 0 -1

<+x24[java]> an e-mail from our IT guy: guest Jan 29, 2004 0 272

<NeonEvangeliomon> heh, a friend of mine had his 80 giga (full, btw) fucked... guest Jan 29, 2004 0 216

<tigergirl> Why it would be too early to say good morning? guest Jan 29, 2004 0 178

<Gothic_CatGirl> I are yoshi! guest Jan 29, 2004 0 309

<Jaxed> naw he said he was going to kill me guest Jan 29, 2004 0 230

<Sir^Mokie> Jason: you use undernet? guest Jan 29, 2004 0 -1

<pigeon-mirk> if i was davey, my name would be katarina. guest Jan 29, 2004 0 75

<GuyClimber> BRB? Where are you going? guest Jan 29, 2004 0 213

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<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF guest Jan 28, 2004 0 181

<ikkenai> I liked this site better, when it was called... guest Jan 28, 2004 0 -2

* ikkenai changes topic to 'STOP SUBMITTING MY QUOTES TO BASH.CX YOU FUCKING... guest Jan 28, 2004 0 167

<retry> dude I'm sick guest Jan 28, 2004 0 379

<tinglanchio> i can't imagine you making a mother's day card guest Jan 28, 2004 0 2

<tinglanchio> kthx guest Jan 28, 2004 0 37

<linnaford> i went fishing guest Jan 28, 2004 0 208

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<^gangster> jalljo: and btw, whats marijuana? guest Jan 28, 2004 0 92

<peterS> Kneecaps: a 286 is just a bit faster than a 266-MHz Pentium II guest Jan 28, 2004 0 75

<{LD}> roses are red guest Jan 28, 2004 0 199

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<tofubar> i will sue for racial descrimination if u do not approve my joke... guest Jan 27, 2004 0 98

<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a... guest Jan 27, 2004 0 59

* doky was kicked by Mortegro (banned:The maximum number of AOL users (0) has... guest Jan 27, 2004 0 345

<splice> jewbag sounds like one of those old dragon warrior enemies who steals... guest Jan 27, 2004 0 -3

* gloone changes topic to 'You act like America wouldn't destroy two buildings... guest Jan 27, 2004 0 136

<SD-Washu> <BradJ*hnson> "/me goes "Just so long as no one recognizes it...I DO... guest Jan 27, 2004 0 -1

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<Josho> three trips to school in one day is three too many guest Jan 27, 2004 0 -4

<bobelina> bunny porn guest Jan 27, 2004 0 4

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<ReDy[CPH]> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup, i still remember the... guest Jan 27, 2004 0 263

<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice guest Jan 27, 2004 0 164

<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia. guest Jan 27, 2004 0 302

<kisama> "acme shells" sounds like wile e. coyote's shell company guest Jan 27, 2004 0 69

<Kurt> :P guest Jan 27, 2004 0 261

<@Hellfish> hmmmmmm...I wish the school bus was a boat... guest Jan 27, 2004 0 -2

<@aldarsior> I was thinking of taking night classes on the days that I work guest Jan 27, 2004 0 114

<Cavor20> i remember taking my sister's friend to planet (or planned?)... guest Jan 26, 2004 0 -1

DesertRemix: if i could fucking spell itd be a damn mircale guest Jan 26, 2004 0 27

<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle guest Jan 26, 2004 0 43

<lumina> would you tape a broken nuclear warhead together guest Jan 26, 2004 0 33

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<Sean> What some people don't seem to realize is that not everybody spends... guest Jan 25, 2004 0 169

<fataldoom> today i was looking at renting this room at this house that a... guest Jan 25, 2004 0 281

<KArmA-> mmm chicks with dicks guest Jan 24, 2004 0 4

* sneaker98 has quit IRC (Quit: If I had a million dollars... I'd buy and sell... guest Jan 24, 2004 0 0

<edisk> wtf guest Jan 24, 2004 0 165

<anticalaf> calaf: u should read a book called "Rich Dad, Poor Dad: What the... guest Jan 24, 2004 0 160

<toad> I just cut my toe nails for the first time in years with an instrument... guest Jan 23, 2004 0 0

<terminal_> fuck i hate answering the phone here guest Jan 23, 2004 0 130

<kotetsu> i just put a suppository up my ass guest Jan 23, 2004 0 132

* Hyou-Chan[draw] (kyoshyu@Admin.Nightstar.Net) Quit (Quit: Every night, you... guest Jan 22, 2004 0 217

<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe.. "Just... guest Jan 22, 2004 0 123

<@Mike[away]> oh awesome!!!!!! I've won a free prize!!! guest Jan 22, 2004 0 191

* Haplo gets a knofe guest Jan 22, 2004 0 436

<Riley> We used to telnet uphill both ways in the snow and we LIKED IT! guest Jan 22, 2004 0 155

<Melissa> What in the world was I thinking when I became a mother? guest Jan 22, 2004 0 996

<MrThePlague> my thumb hurts.. guest Jan 22, 2004 0 50

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<DarthWolverine04> i'll tell ya one thing, us swim team guys arent given enough... guest Jan 22, 2004 0 441

<@X_Raided|> anglish is the one subject where i dont ave 2 think guest Jan 21, 2004 0 175

<Biggs`> X_Raided|, I sent you an E-card :) guest Jan 21, 2004 0 78

[@cjohnson]: I found out today that I'm only 5'5" guest Jan 21, 2004 0 204

<sdfdtailgrep> Things I learned today: guest Jan 21, 2004 0 342

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<anamexis> oh man guest Jan 21, 2004 0 713

<Shloom> OMG guest Jan 21, 2004 0 336

<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and... guest Jan 21, 2004 0 313

<Wallrod> i hate having my room right next to the bathroom guest Jan 21, 2004 0 393

* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six... guest Jan 21, 2004 0 127

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<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient guest Jan 21, 2004 0 4

<DrBacchus> fajita: RFC 2795 guest Jan 21, 2004 0 439

< zYgoat> i want to start a company selling human milk guest Jan 20, 2004 0 211

<FlintDB> OMG EW guest Jan 20, 2004 0 507

* suresh warns everyone he's working on 1 1/2 hour of sleep and might be overly... guest Jan 20, 2004 0 320

<LuminuS> everything you like = gay guest Jan 20, 2004 0 512

<HiddenGenius> dude, my microwave just cooked a frozen hot pocket in like 40... guest Jan 20, 2004 0 477

<Derfud> what? guest Jan 20, 2004 0 82

<rpop> wtf happened to the penguin game guest Jan 19, 2004 0 102

<|darc|> im sexy. guest Jan 19, 2004 0 138

* ChanServ sets mode: +o TheArgus guest Jan 19, 2004 0 512

<illkid> can someone help me? i am wanting to use a model in the game, but my... guest Jan 19, 2004 0 552

[c-rOCK] so emme baby guest Jan 19, 2004 0 393

<splice> he makes me laugh, i have no problem with him guest Jan 19, 2004 0 130

<IceWizard> in honor of MLK day, my mom fed her snake a black mouse instead of... guest Jan 19, 2004 0 11

<Ketchup> lol guest Jan 19, 2004 0 160

* rtav contemplates obtaining a credit car to simplify making internet purchases guest Jan 18, 2004 0 165

«TrueBlue» Talking to your sister or another female relative of the same... guest Jan 18, 2004 0 37

<Karina> there are two people having mutual masturbation on my bed guest Jan 18, 2004 0 456

+Nonentity: oh man, in spanish, a bunch of kids were fucking ariound and the... guest Jan 18, 2004 0 -6

<jestuh> you know what we don't have enough of? guest Jan 17, 2004 0 74

<Sasha> i had 12 GBs of porn... think im going to "clean-out" my c-drive... guest Jan 17, 2004 0 117

<babywafn> I wrapped my arm in duct tape guest Jan 17, 2004 0 320

<niteshade> awww this is shit. guest Jan 16, 2004 0 403

<Dj|Work> If you don't have a console, the only thing you'll know of is MotoGP guest Jan 16, 2004 0 116

<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother guest Jan 16, 2004 0 556

<@SLing> anyway I love grocery shopping because I get to make my family look... guest Jan 16, 2004 0 277

<[NCA]Spank> I was pretty dumb about computers. guest Jan 15, 2004 0 474

<tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the mars guest Jan 15, 2004 0 279

<Chiffy> hah guest Jan 15, 2004 0 160

<felix> what is asl? guest Jan 15, 2004 0 119

<McDeath> thank god for electricity guest Jan 15, 2004 0 231

<Limitless> The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and... guest Jan 15, 2004 0 264

[exilex] who here has a fast ass connection? guest Jan 15, 2004 0 83

<Kaelic> Orca informed me I was black listed on the channel, when I wanted to... guest Jan 15, 2004 0 197

We had the schools first HP laser printer installed in the PC lab for less than... guest Jan 14, 2004 0 374

<Rumpelteazer> have you ever drunk hand cream guest Jan 14, 2004 0 93

<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive... guest Jan 14, 2004 0 403

* DigDug has joined #ramen guest Jan 13, 2004 0 97

<benapp> well Pnther instlled without hitch guest Jan 13, 2004 0 192

<@Xarpolis> I have so much Porn on this computer... ;p guest Jan 13, 2004 0 0

<Rjx> what the shit guest Jan 13, 2004 0 7

<gr> So, uh, both Gentoo's main servers and Red Hat Network are dead in the... guest Jan 13, 2004 0 121

<sarah_mascara> and she hated her unique name. so she named me SARAH. guest Jan 13, 2004 0 98

<warewolf> "It sucks when you sneeze with a dildo in, and inadvertantly become... guest Jan 13, 2004 0 245

(AtomicBadger) my crotch itches guest Jan 13, 2004 0 189

<mod> someone was telling me the other day guest Jan 12, 2004 0 318

<pads> He'll be back. They always come back. IRC is the only thign harder to... guest Jan 12, 2004 0 191

<OldManPeterson> once, i was fucking this girly doggy style and she farted... guest Jan 11, 2004 0 159

[ Unter ] why do faggot nigs always quit right before game starts on wc3 guest Jan 10, 2004 0 -2

<ICWolf> I just ate a *ton* of Chinese ^_^ guest Jan 10, 2004 0 353

aliensk8erj: it was just, blah blah blah, BJ! guest Jan 9, 2004 0 -2

<Kae> oh cool guest Jan 9, 2004 0 0

<Rjx> I had this thought for a t-shirt design that I want to work on guest Jan 9, 2004 0 288

PurgedKel: I don't use google to find racist jokes anymore guest Jan 9, 2004 0 27

<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> my freind's friend's girlfriend got a tat in jap guest Jan 9, 2004 0 78

<dEkOr> i wanna fucking kill myself... my cat died and i just pressed reset... guest Jan 8, 2004 0 36

<Timsquared> Well I was trying to fix my computer and I was talking to tech... guest Jan 8, 2004 0 62

< voodoobum> though in theory it has been done before guest Jan 8, 2004 0 -1

<ducklord> orange juice sucks guest Jan 7, 2004 0 -2

<nomad> I know my friend's password! guest Jan 6, 2004 0 275

[walking_wounded] kmart guest Jan 6, 2004 0 54

<Moushi> My friend is over guest Jan 6, 2004 0 354

<DasKrav> I was correcting tests for student service a few weeks ago guest Jan 6, 2004 0 693

Wintyr: I totally emasculated my father. guest Jan 6, 2004 0 234

<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot? guest Jan 6, 2004 0 539

<wildboar> http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/spirit.html guest Jan 5, 2004 0 175

<rik> if i had a dollar for every time i had 60 cents, i'd be canada. guest Jan 5, 2004 0 354

<Dekkon> i dated a mormon once guest Jan 5, 2004 0 223

<CanOfSpam> I spent my lunchbreak at work stealing my neighbor's wife, kicking... guest Jan 5, 2004 0 292

<MonkeyX> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR guest Jan 5, 2004 0 -1

<CanOfSpam> Linus has horns! guest Jan 5, 2004 0 -1

<Neon[UK]> everquest arrived this morning guest Jan 5, 2004 0 -1

<phox0r> phox's uncertainty principle of vaginas: "The inside of a vagina has... guest Jan 5, 2004 0 -1

<DimaV> WHO KICKED? guest Jan 5, 2004 0 594

<J3anyus> i learned a very important mathematical equation last night guest Jan 4, 2004 0 123

<[J|F]> It's freaky when porn has good stereo sound, it feels like I forgot to... guest Jan 4, 2004 0 458

<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on... guest Jan 4, 2004 0 201

* RunNeoRun activates the Snow Scan guest Jan 4, 2004 0 152

<Goonie> earthquakes are a good thing tho guest Jan 3, 2004 0 263

<devil`> tap tap tap guest Jan 3, 2004 0 5

paranormal_angela: Who the fuck wrote this script. guest Jan 3, 2004 0 14

<trucker> i'm a self proclaimed pornography historian/archivist guest Jan 3, 2004 0 72

<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy? guest Jan 3, 2004 0 159

<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER... guest Jan 3, 2004 0 644

Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog? guest Jan 3, 2004 0 225

<Gil_AFK> I need to get laid. BRB, bugging gf. guest Jan 2, 2004 0 188

* Now talking in #asc11pr0n guest Jan 2, 2004 0 155

<DigitlDud> shit my modem is overheating guest Jan 2, 2004 0 -1

<IanR> I go out with a black person guest Jan 1, 2004 0 -5

*** Signoff: Chilled_Mango (Quit: I feel like a mosquito in a nudist camp -- I... guest Jan 1, 2004 0 226

<CrzyViper> What's the McDeal at Mcdonalds today? guest Dec 30, 2003 0 117

<away[bttf]> your out like muhammed ali in a game of jenga guest Dec 29, 2003 0 16

<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE guest Dec 27, 2003 0 197

<Roadie> i wonder how come i eat an eat.. sit around all day guest Dec 24, 2003 0 401

<n0te> the reason i can irc is simple guest Dec 24, 2003 0 16

<funk> \o/ <-- person in posession of pie guest Dec 24, 2003 0 72

<ghido> hi could anyone suggest me a very good irc server? i have to run it... guest Dec 24, 2003 0 368

<d4n> i want more biscuits guest Dec 24, 2003 0 6

<kode54> next quote up is #31337 guest Dec 24, 2003 0 284

<everwicked> bleeeehhh guest Dec 24, 2003 0 69

<adem> on further contemplation, halle berry really isn't all that hot, is she? guest Dec 24, 2003 0 168

<C> l22r guest Dec 24, 2003 0 175

<Jim_McNeat> Is there like a way to put a compiler in "Just trust me on that... guest Dec 24, 2003 0 482

<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex! guest Dec 24, 2003 0 192

<Vorbis> hentai games are sooooo boring guest Dec 24, 2003 0 171

<ether> my friend was a marine guest Dec 24, 2003 0 -3

* Joins: msft (swi@3155232f.22cbf9e3.client2.attbi.com) guest Dec 24, 2003 0 75

<+ImaboyO> anyway... you shouldnt be interested in linux anymore.. u have a gf... guest Dec 24, 2003 0 171

<+Biggs`> eek guest Dec 23, 2003 0 261

<DocHolliday> faggot revolution guest Dec 23, 2003 0 -3

* majestik watched 21 grams guest Dec 23, 2003 0 4

(&Remmy) root@remmy:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach... guest Dec 22, 2003 0 220

<hep> fo0 is a premature ejaculator? guest Dec 22, 2003 0 10

[toastar[CODRadiant]] i'll steal it from one of my friends guest Dec 22, 2003 0 -3

«UN_Known» got out of work early. I'm so happy I can just fart and fart and fart guest Dec 22, 2003 0 -1

«Jordan` » Ah, the smell of crack smoke in the morning. guest Dec 22, 2003 0 3

Heywire22: OMG CLOSE YOUR PANTS IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT ON WEBCAM guest Dec 22, 2003 0 241

<kickthepc> kids seriously dont know how to spell normally any more guest Dec 21, 2003 0 130

<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right... guest Dec 21, 2003 0 56

<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :) guest Dec 21, 2003 0 0

DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate. guest Dec 21, 2003 0 6

[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL guest Dec 21, 2003 0 174

<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc guest Dec 21, 2003 0 102

<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation guest Dec 21, 2003 0 9239

<evera> my LCD radiates...? WTF I WASTED MONEY =( guest Dec 20, 2003 0 5

<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating... guest Dec 20, 2003 0 272

<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake! guest Dec 20, 2003 0 3231

* xXPr0dUcTi0nXx throws panik to the ground and makes him give PcChip head guest Dec 19, 2003 0 126

<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me... guest Dec 19, 2003 0 416

NMCHAZ: how far can u deepthroat that?? guest Dec 19, 2003 0 0

* Eld_stepmania is now known as eld_bf1942 guest Dec 19, 2003 0 -2

<Haywire22> I made a mistake guest Dec 19, 2003 0 -1

<RiTe> Saddam has been captured, his sons are dead, and his regime has fallen... guest Dec 19, 2003 0 108

<+Segosa> hahaha guest Dec 18, 2003 0 286

<gorilla> if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be... guest Dec 18, 2003 0 2500

<matt> mang guest Dec 18, 2003 0 127

<^Fizban^> I had a friend in college that wrote perl poems all the time guest Dec 18, 2003 0 248

<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington? guest Dec 17, 2003 0 173

<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to... guest Dec 17, 2003 0 0

<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single... guest Dec 17, 2003 0 360

<Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is it positioned on the mp3 guest Dec 17, 2003 0 237

<dano> naw, i'd be nice to all of you if i won the lottery guest Dec 17, 2003 0 151

<TheEnigma> If the old game of Truth 'n' Dare gets boring after a while, try... guest Dec 17, 2003 0 119

<Will> O_O i keep my output of stupid questions in complete equilibrium with... guest Dec 16, 2003 0 147

<nomad> then my comp teacher said, "someone sterilized a mouse, the ball is... guest Dec 16, 2003 0 352

<kiad> wow guest Dec 16, 2003 0 217

<G3-Game> VOOP VOOP guest Dec 15, 2003 0 0

<[moose]KT> Quoting bash.org is like masturbating, people know you do it guest Dec 15, 2003 0 72

<ssx> Saddam's just been captured guest Dec 15, 2003 0 99

<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz guest Dec 15, 2003 0 6

<IceWizard> time to call aol! guest Dec 15, 2003 0 177

<MrSaturn> I think I'm gonna go to law school guest Dec 15, 2003 0 131

<trenchoa86> i am penetrating your ass bitch guest Dec 14, 2003 0 0

<juice> HEY DOES ANYONE WANT some HIGH quality pens? pens that wont fail you... guest Dec 14, 2003 0 259

* FubarGrn says "I'll take a box of those Magnum condoms............and a box... guest Dec 13, 2003 0 96

<efeX> I got an email off a clan leader today guest Dec 12, 2003 0 189

.oO( KoHa )Oo. :good. do you want me to bring you anything? guest Dec 12, 2003 0 41

<NatunkivityScene> haha im such a good pal guest Dec 12, 2003 0 -2

<Kalin35> hey are u there guest Dec 12, 2003 0 127

<DaJoob> is there any recycle bin type thing in FreeBSD where i can recover... guest Dec 12, 2003 0 2

<killfile> Why on earth would you want children at all? guest Dec 12, 2003 0 79

<bil`> everytime i go into my closet i have to stand on my bed guest Dec 11, 2003 0 70

http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3 guest Dec 11, 2003 0 -10

* Parts: hello (hello@big-donkey-dicks-1ADB5D6F.frap.net) (this channel sucks) guest Dec 10, 2003 0 130

[Boogernish] many times i've loved guest Dec 10, 2003 0 241

<Excreta_Pusher_5000> anyone want to buy a bass guitar? guest Dec 10, 2003 0 92

<Bifrost> I'm sporadic guest Dec 10, 2003 0 117

<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking... guest Dec 10, 2003 0 106

<-Porkroller-> hey, whatever produces the most result with the least labor guest Dec 10, 2003 0 39

Neo was killed by shark498 guest Dec 9, 2003 0 -3

<electric_cabbage> when u feel no1 loves u,cares 4 u, and everybody is ignoring... guest Dec 9, 2003 0 -1

<@IceWizard> fufFUCK guest Dec 9, 2003 0 125

<Wonker> gay guest Dec 9, 2003 0 148

<Drunken_master> A brief question, please guest Dec 8, 2003 0 277

(@stripeD) I wonder what ill have for lunch guest Dec 8, 2003 0 -1

<chaz> When I was 4 or 5. guest Dec 8, 2003 0 333

<Kasidori> my stepdad wouldn't let metake a piccy for this reason: You may... guest Dec 8, 2003 0 70

<ThunderClaw> I will warez as long as there is warez to be had. guest Dec 8, 2003 0 115

* miss_m00 stares with bovine interest at the channel... guest Dec 7, 2003 0 262

<t|to> heh guest Dec 7, 2003 0 -2

<scar_> I get this visions of dr. Lk in his general practice guest Dec 7, 2003 0 -2

<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies guest Dec 7, 2003 0 234

<Kaelic> What would you buy for a woman? guest Dec 7, 2003 0 260

<Snipah> I found an awesome hentai site. guest Dec 7, 2003 0 331

<TriviaServ> mus.1145. Music: Name the Artist/Band that recorded this song: Get... guest Dec 6, 2003 0 227

<CardboardArmor> Fire Emblem has taught me one thing. guest Dec 6, 2003 0 158

<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer guest Dec 6, 2003 0 263

<NotNot> Why does my mom cook brownies? They always go straight to my stomach... guest Dec 5, 2003 0 143

<RageAgainstTheAmish> brb making smores guest Dec 5, 2003 0 83

<Caffeine> i was dared to go buy lube guest Dec 5, 2003 0 363

<jp-minip[hw]> pm me with romantic christmas gift ideas for ur girlfriend, dont... guest Dec 5, 2003 0 145

<MeatLamp> they lie when they say that crack gets u addicted once - it took me... guest Dec 4, 2003 0 106

<snow_veil> my system tray icons are multiplying guest Dec 3, 2003 0 133

< hello> I hate the windows / linux fags that rice out their desktop to make it... guest Dec 3, 2003 0 -2

<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ give me butt sechs? guest Dec 3, 2003 0 224

<lsq|busy> i can drink so much more than that, but then i have large frontal... guest Dec 3, 2003 0 -1

* lsq didnt think you could marry a vibrator. guest Dec 3, 2003 0 104

<FireEgl> *I* have guacamole flavored Doritos. guest Dec 1, 2003 0 133

<BHG> that is the gayest fucking thing i have ever seen guest Dec 1, 2003 0 -1

<madsic> I used to give my cell phone # guest Dec 1, 2003 0 5

<wild-> a priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar guest Dec 1, 2003 0 476

<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl... guest Dec 1, 2003 0 325

<FireEgl> I'm hurngy. guest Dec 1, 2003 0 57

* RaphX deletes the sun guest Dec 1, 2003 0 191

<SiouxsieSioux> apparently Michael Bay wanted the project guest Dec 1, 2003 0 131

<JFeeple> OONGABOONGAWOONIEWEEKIETOOVIE! guest Dec 1, 2003 0 103

Chad: Wanna come over later for Delicious Turkey Gumbo and to talk about All... guest Nov 30, 2003 0 162

<|--acid--|> what program do i view a microsoft access database file with? guest Nov 30, 2003 0 7

* Antimatter glares at whoever modded his comment "-1 redundant" on slashdot guest Nov 29, 2003 0 58

talking about 2001, a space odyssey guest Nov 29, 2003 0 106

<hamster> does that text messag emake girls want to get naked for me? guest Nov 28, 2003 0 -3

«%Jeeba» One time my dad made me close my eyes and suck some mollasses out of a... guest Nov 28, 2003 0 91

<FooBarBaz> It seems a bit slow. guest Nov 27, 2003 0 118

* timestamps kept for humor guest Nov 26, 2003 0 -2

(@johnny|aw) man, when i'm about 60 years old, i'll think back to the time when... guest Nov 26, 2003 0 226

<colombianp4> how can i download some hardware? guest Nov 26, 2003 0 150

(@Clitos) hungry for weiners? guest Nov 26, 2003 0 143

<The-Spexican> did i tell you about the girl? guest Nov 25, 2003 0 -1

—› join: (D99) (Anon@MAK2237-A.STUDENT.TCU.EDU) guest Nov 25, 2003 0 64

[06:45] <Newfiebul> ok.. i'll stay connected, and could you PM me when you get... guest Nov 24, 2003 0 168

<J3anyus> wanna play a round or two? guest Nov 24, 2003 0 196

<+Raven> any C gurus around? guest Nov 23, 2003 0 180

<JP> college course prerequisites are like navigating the diablo 2 skill tree. guest Nov 22, 2003 0 231

(@tyree) i really think i should sell my farts to 3rd world governments guest Nov 22, 2003 0 -3

<Feer> go2sleep guest Nov 22, 2003 0 -1

jwz: this mighty hunter is now going to go bring down a wild sandwich guest Nov 20, 2003 0 228

<Smith> why the fuck do you name your pen0rs guest Nov 20, 2003 0 1

-edwards.servehttp.com- *** You were forced to join #GAYBUTTSECKS guest Nov 20, 2003 0 -3

<Ali_> no canadian cars eh? guest Nov 19, 2003 0 236

<@AfroServ> ?back guest Nov 18, 2003 0 220

<MikeH> mike@thor:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach... guest Nov 18, 2003 0 120

* +Yardbomb tries to make his cat swear fealty. guest Nov 18, 2003 0 203

<SDS91> she's 80 pounds, it would be like having sex with a child guest Nov 18, 2003 0 67

<Tyme> u aren't cooking are ya? guest Nov 18, 2003 0 84

<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough guest Nov 18, 2003 0 2

***EvilSpork declares you all to be extremely sophisticated Eliza programs guest Nov 18, 2003 0 237

* Marine|CH is god guest Nov 18, 2003 0 254

<Lippizanr> i'd be a lesbian if i didn't like penises so much. guest Nov 17, 2003 0 185

ethun: this is crazy guest Nov 17, 2003 0 305

<Kaelic> Michael Jackson fans are fucking psychos guest Nov 17, 2003 0 163

<madog> because your a little pee-on guest Nov 17, 2003 0 76

<Lizzie-Rei> I'm losing my flab.. by not doing anything guest Nov 17, 2003 0 160

[niffie] I have no inhabitions right now guest Nov 17, 2003 0 270

<phr0work> using linux is like using windows, except every time you try to do... guest Nov 17, 2003 0 108

<ryano> but i still like tattoos and piercings on chicks guest Nov 17, 2003 0 157

<cdowdsux> So my friend was telling me about how he tried to commit suicide by... guest Nov 17, 2003 0 202

<God> my car broke guest Nov 16, 2003 0 322

<iczer> oh man, this quest to get my chocobo license sucks guest Nov 16, 2003 0 165

<J3anyus> i just received a sign from god that i'm going to get laid at the... guest Nov 16, 2003 0 205

*S_R remembers orgasming over an AMD T-bird two years ago guest Nov 15, 2003 0 0

* @cagey strangles the fuck out of the verizon guy guest Nov 15, 2003 0 86

<MaTriX-> my cousin tells me "what does cum mean" guest Nov 14, 2003 0 156

<DJ-Pyro> The average person contains 5 to 25 pounds of waste build up in their... guest Nov 14, 2003 0 262

<Mediator> hmm....that troy movie looks awsome....I'll be able to jackoff to... guest Nov 13, 2003 0 231

<Rac00n> Security Level: Paranoid, Maximum, Medium, Low, RedHat. guest Nov 13, 2003 0 209

<Henke^-_-[CA]> what the hell do i buy for parents wedding anniversary .... guest Nov 13, 2003 0 148

<frank> can you help me install GTA3? guest Nov 13, 2003 0 10182

<munkey> back when i was a kid, i had a good wholesome role model guest Nov 13, 2003 0 360

<Pixistix> I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete. guest Nov 13, 2003 0 311

<Summoner> Archimedes, Newton and Pascal are playing Hide&Seek. guest Nov 13, 2003 0 214

<Josho> Mac OS X 10.3 "Panther" Mouse Pad. Big. Black. And Powerful. guest Nov 13, 2003 0 -5

<@Black_Dog> ryo: if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep? guest Nov 13, 2003 0 153

<aphr0> FUCK guest Nov 13, 2003 0 2

<clay> %addmsg <Lina-> 8======D~~~~ O-: <--me guest Nov 13, 2003 0 -6

<davidc> wtf guest Nov 13, 2003 0 -5

eighty7advil: you failed an art class? i didnt know that could happen guest Nov 13, 2003 0 -6

<stu> if i could sell feet odour, i'd be rich guest Nov 13, 2003 0 75

<clay> clay-----` guest Nov 13, 2003 0 -3

<ryano> i think i sprained my thumb last night guest Nov 13, 2003 0 -4

<Tik-Tok> whats a good newsgroup for tv rips? guest Nov 13, 2003 0 56

(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 397

<tilt> whats irc? guest Nov 12, 2003 0 -2

<Wussie> I've got you on my voicedial under "Ugly" guest Nov 12, 2003 0 -7

<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan guest Nov 12, 2003 0 76

<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 24

<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in guest Nov 12, 2003 0 84

<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now guest Nov 12, 2003 0 85

<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 3

<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their computers off... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 549

<DWildstar> ARRRCH guest Nov 12, 2003 0 7

<sadsfae> why get married? just buy some woman you hate a house guest Nov 12, 2003 0 41

<@chort> but can you trust those crazy dutch? guest Nov 12, 2003 0 56

<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 53

<frostyburn> damn it, there needs to be an auto-formatting script in word that... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 71

(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 159

[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 512

<Dilbert> if i press in on my bellybutton real hard, i feel a tingling in my... guest Nov 12, 2003 0 1

<qbix003> I wanna buy one of those $100 pads guest Nov 12, 2003 0 34

<freefour> i once had naughty-businesses so much with her that i made her... guest Nov 11, 2003 0 146

(@ouchies) that chick gave me a weak helmet nem guest Nov 11, 2003 0 -4

<+BalefireX> i need a shoepolish gnome guest Nov 10, 2003 0 142

<Choco> If someone built me a new computer, I'd love them forever. o_o guest Nov 10, 2003 0 126

<[9mm]sircrap> 1shot whats your favorite level in cod guest Nov 10, 2003 0 10

<Assistend> wtf i had some prog running called Hidden Window... couldnt see it.. guest Nov 9, 2003 0 90

<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing... guest Nov 9, 2003 0 434

<BosHaus> so far I've gotten $250 in the mail guest Nov 9, 2003 0 198

[ blinko1 ] A friend of mine used to go to gas stations and ask for cigarettes guest Nov 9, 2003 0 179

<Kaelic> I don't even know how I am meant to generate a random number in pseudo... guest Nov 9, 2003 0 46

<tito> so get this guest Nov 9, 2003 0 123

<Theogony> odd guest Nov 9, 2003 0 242

<phr0work> redhat really fucked you in the ass guest Nov 9, 2003 0 230

[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and... guest Nov 9, 2003 0 257

<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!" guest Nov 9, 2003 0 356

<Calisa> "After his arrest in 1990 police found photographs that Black had... guest Nov 9, 2003 0 189

<magaggie> fucking isp. guest Nov 9, 2003 0 64

* Joins: Raxsean_Decrane guest Nov 9, 2003 0 2

<vermifuge> so i have this girl in bed guest Nov 8, 2003 0 259

(Sprite): boiled egg? guest Nov 8, 2003 0 2211

<@JFeeple> I love this commercial.... KFC's "healthy" pitch guest Nov 8, 2003 0 147

<@SuperXdude> !seen demanther guest Nov 8, 2003 0 133

<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude guest Nov 7, 2003 0 148

* b0bd0g changes topic to 'THE MATRIX: BEST UNIX MOVIE EVER' guest Nov 7, 2003 0 59

<+Miker-Bot> 6. Useless Trivia: "Crack" gets its name because it ----------... guest Nov 7, 2003 0 -1

<@x1td> mental note: don't download ppls ~\porn folders before checking out... guest Nov 6, 2003 0 120

[PFY] One time at 5:50 I was sitting in my room with my girl and my comp goes... guest Nov 6, 2003 0 169

<rinseaid> they should release QT version 3.1415 guest Nov 6, 2003 0 10

<lav> what the fuck guest Nov 6, 2003 0 250

<+Tsuroki> Hey Steve. guest Nov 6, 2003 0 0

<Finn> wow... in the summer we only heat the water with oil, now in the winter... guest Nov 5, 2003 0 79

<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year guest Nov 5, 2003 0 189

<MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to bed? guest Nov 5, 2003 0 97

<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in... guest Nov 5, 2003 0 36

<SpudMuffn> I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on whenever it... guest Nov 5, 2003 0 259

<Pciber> Dude. guest Nov 5, 2003 0 225

<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great. guest Nov 5, 2003 0 369

<twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that had a laptop... guest Nov 5, 2003 0 209

<Elfer> uh oh guest Nov 5, 2003 0 253

<BoB_JonEz> well its true guest Nov 5, 2003 0 240

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<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now... guest Nov 5, 2003 0 38

<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk guest Nov 5, 2003 0 142

<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol guest Nov 5, 2003 0 22

<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution Max 2 for only a week and i've... guest Nov 5, 2003 0 325

* davehartM fries an egg on an AMD guest Nov 5, 2003 0 112

<Tsueg> Mithandir -- you around? guest Nov 5, 2003 0 50

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<tek9> i brag about my bed sheets guest Nov 5, 2003 0 -1

<animus> Anyone else ever notice that with each new release of an image editor... guest Nov 4, 2003 0 366

<|Wolf|> I can cook guest Nov 4, 2003 0 124

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<@Drag-oN> twinkie? oO guest Nov 3, 2003 0 124

< godsmoke> you know ... the FreeBSD devil is called beastie guest Nov 3, 2003 0 252

<KidHype--> Anyone try Fifa2004 yet? guest Nov 2, 2003 0 132

<zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your homework guest Nov 2, 2003 0 163

* Icy-mu cackles guest Nov 2, 2003 0 258

<pcchew> i was at the dentist today, and the assistant guy was using this... guest Nov 1, 2003 0 120

<Krispy_Kreme> i'm an IRC n00b, how do you idle? guest Oct 31, 2003 0 96

<DJ-Pyro> oh boy..shit is going to hit the fan now...sco is distrubuting linux... guest Oct 31, 2003 0 42

<icelandicdic> breasts do have a powerful effect on the male sex. I won't deny... guest Oct 31, 2003 0 104

<dedhed> Living within your means is totally where it's at guest Oct 29, 2003 0 191

<`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing... guest Oct 29, 2003 0 627

<Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly... guest Oct 29, 2003 0 159

<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows: guest Oct 29, 2003 0 148

<Neon[UK]> this machine was built to be kept on guest Oct 29, 2003 0 43

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<Araldite> Pentium make the BEST hard drives. guest Oct 29, 2003 0 55

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<FraGMarE> why do all these diseases have acronym names nowadays, like AIDS and... guest Oct 28, 2003 0 18

<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're... guest Oct 27, 2003 0 189

<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms guest Oct 27, 2003 0 213

<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont... guest Oct 27, 2003 0 65

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<jimx> Two families move from Lebanon to America. When they arrive the two... guest Oct 27, 2003 0 824

<zybl0re> dongs guest Oct 27, 2003 0 264

<Tim_Kwan> ROBAT DON'T U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? guest Oct 26, 2003 0 13

* Quits: Crispy (There is a Bold line between Computer geek and Just plain sad... guest Oct 22, 2003 0 208

<@Wumpus> ctrl-f1 drzlebnt= guest Oct 22, 2003 0 86

<sodae> vh1 illustrated = cheney + bush im convo = classic guest Oct 22, 2003 0 150

<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a... guest Oct 22, 2003 0 284

<AmericanIdle> DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU SLEEPINGIDLE guest Oct 22, 2003 0 -1

<Kaelic> mmm noodles and chicken breasts guest Oct 21, 2003 0 112

<J3anyus> something is wrong when a girl comes in and tells my roommate "you're... guest Oct 21, 2003 0 574

* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM)... guest Oct 21, 2003 0 219

<@|101|> I got so confused the first time someone said they had a pot plant... guest Oct 20, 2003 0 314

seanpark37: whats that bash.cx thing? guest Oct 20, 2003 0 131

<Milao> Hmm... I forgot to pick up my son from school today, and it's already... guest Oct 19, 2003 0 432

<Astrodog[BTEG]> Woah. guest Oct 19, 2003 0 282

<@Alric> best doom mod was the alien mod :P guest Oct 19, 2003 0 -2

*** Cushla (cushla@Cushla.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Trent Reznor is... guest Oct 19, 2003 0 118

<BliTzKrieG|BTKG> I HAVE AWESOME NEWS! guest Oct 19, 2003 0 -2

* S_R had a nice supper guest Oct 18, 2003 0 -1

<@JFeeple> Loth: it gets worse, one of the preferred "methods" of hair removal... guest Oct 18, 2003 0 109

<+Arilakon> mmm.. nothing more fun then downloading a german crack for an... guest Oct 18, 2003 0 215

<regwaur> <nwmann> i've been able to get my tongue to touch the tip of my cock... guest Oct 18, 2003 0 9

<@manero> this song sounds like a fucking fire alarm guest Oct 17, 2003 0 7231

<Hurricane_Hasney> * Hurricane_Hasney hands RVD316619 some weed guest Oct 17, 2003 0 90

<@crrj-lunchbreak> ROFLMAO, on the phone with my brother, internet is out at... guest Oct 17, 2003 0 32

<steve> i woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, face down on the bed... guest Oct 17, 2003 0 277

*** Signoff: usrbingeek (Quit: I patched Windows XP and all I got was this... guest Oct 16, 2003 0 171

<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO! guest Oct 16, 2003 0 81

<Campster> I went to a gay bar last night. It was fun. guest Oct 16, 2003 0 -3

<RuKK> my left nut itches guest Oct 16, 2003 0 128

<+Killgunner> Alb is my personal hero guest Oct 16, 2003 0 71

<@MiMiC> I am the king of all men guest Oct 16, 2003 0 150

<@Psycho> Bush has the guts to attack tho guest Oct 16, 2003 0 199

<+Bort> you'd be surprised how many kids are willing to walk 2 miles into the... guest Oct 16, 2003 0 241

<@Catgirl[BTEG]> So would the Borg be Communists, by any chance? :P guest Oct 16, 2003 0 5

<@Tristan> Have you ever wondered what exactely is in 50 cent burrito's? guest Oct 16, 2003 0 0

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<Guest15294> I've been on mIRC for many years, but now there is a hacker named... guest Oct 16, 2003 0 165

<@MrSaturn> Friend of mine goes to Fry's guest Oct 16, 2003 0 8

<Lepper> bob would you have sex with your mom if she were hot? guest Oct 16, 2003 0 252

<Backslash> So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night guest Oct 15, 2003 0 8583

<KyleYankan> im not fat guest Oct 15, 2003 0 233

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<@Rad_the_Hedgehog> !seen Jesus guest Oct 13, 2003 0 530

<ruumis> dude, if I ran the Catholic church, I'd keep shit real. I'd be like... guest Oct 10, 2003 0 0

* zchrist did one of the most dumbest things this morning :D guest Oct 10, 2003 0 192

* _Ben changes topic to 'The Late night Channel. No fun or freedom here. We'll... guest Oct 10, 2003 0 37

<+Ron> I had to explain to some people what a firewall was guest Oct 9, 2003 0 372

<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come... guest Oct 9, 2003 0 124

<Znutar> Sometimes those things seem less like "Peer to peer" and more like... guest Oct 9, 2003 0 277

<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP". guest Oct 9, 2003 0 -1

<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart guest Oct 9, 2003 0 157

<DanHarris> i am very intelignt guest Oct 9, 2003 0 66

<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard guest Oct 9, 2003 0 4

<ck02> i found out today my favorite pair of pants is from the GAP guest Oct 9, 2003 0 124

<ckx> credit cards are great if they're somebody else's guest Oct 9, 2003 0 4

<Flaze> forum still down? guest Oct 9, 2003 0 275

<PigsCantFly> the best thing about being asian is you can use someone elses ID... guest Oct 9, 2003 0 216

<Mr_X> I once went fishing with K0ffing and we caught syphilis. guest Oct 9, 2003 0 190

<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day? guest Oct 9, 2003 0 232

<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling guest Oct 9, 2003 0 5

<Delusion> I JUST ASKED OUT A STRANGER. guest Oct 9, 2003 0 223

<Picco|0z> {[io_sreep]} Can you explain what RAID is to me? guest Oct 8, 2003 0 127

* dark_gift strikes george michael pose again guest Oct 8, 2003 0 60

<LEitW> Hmm, if Arnold wins the election, will he remember it tomorrow? guest Oct 8, 2003 0 133

< Diluted> Could someone please explain to me what a unix admin is without... guest Oct 8, 2003 0 313

<MiXDuP> Token-Black-Guy aren't you s'posed to get killed? guest Oct 8, 2003 0 0

<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday guest Oct 8, 2003 0 4

<|JohnDoe|> hola. guest Oct 6, 2003 0 176

<homerj_> let's all chip in and buy AlmtyBob a prostitue for a night guest Oct 6, 2003 0 -2

<wardrobe> The following NEW packages will be installed: guest Oct 6, 2003 0 141

<Garf> Did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards in most IRC clients? guest Oct 6, 2003 0 4291

<BIGMAN2121> HOW DO U JERK OFF ONLINE?????? guest Oct 6, 2003 0 -2

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<Queued-W> Of course, there are already puzzles without pictures on the front guest Oct 6, 2003 0 407

<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was. guest Oct 6, 2003 0 186

<Javin> God I need to do laundry. guest Oct 6, 2003 0 402

<xcham> as part of my CS experience, I'm going to debug java to try and meet... guest Oct 6, 2003 0 131

<rezza> wow this 2.6 linux kernel is a big improvement on the 2.4 series... i... guest Oct 6, 2003 0 154

<%sOHRYU> i was thinking of shaving pubes guest Oct 6, 2003 0 225

<parke> [Complimetary system scan] WARNING NEXT.GEN.BLASTER.WORM FOUND! VISIT... guest Oct 5, 2003 0 147

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<phide> I've got the Village People on my cell to confuse people as to my... guest Oct 5, 2003 0 147

<blitzHOME> YOU ALSO CAN'T EAT BUNG WITHOUT GETTING POTTY MOUTH guest Oct 5, 2003 0 12

<DjMadness:#linux> how do i mount my gfx card ? guest Oct 5, 2003 0 0

<Doody> Man. guest Oct 5, 2003 0 198

<aykroyd> the worst "i feel old" moment is when you realize the playmate of the... guest Oct 4, 2003 0 363

<ikkenai> if i pull on a clitoris hard enough, will it eventually come out as a... guest Oct 4, 2003 0 2

<Gabe> is my mic working? guest Oct 4, 2003 0 211

xerim(9:05:57): Hey, guess what? guest Oct 3, 2003 0 168

<Optima|Kraft> http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/10/01/g3.health.reut/index... guest Oct 3, 2003 0 202

! TiTaN has still to call that chick guest Oct 3, 2003 0 0

<pakaran> How is everyone? guest Oct 3, 2003 0 269

<Vex> Anyway, I'm off todo some meditation guest Oct 2, 2003 0 52

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<Zap> back from raev lol. guest Oct 2, 2003 0 230

[22:54] *** GR8SATAN is now known as Soul|SEX guest Oct 2, 2003 0 161

<Kevlor> I finally found out where ugly people come from. guest Oct 2, 2003 0 258

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<TiTaN> "If it smells like cheap cologne don't touch it. guest Oct 2, 2003 0 9

<SmAuR> i got bandwidth that im not using, and i feel guilty, think of the poor... guest Oct 1, 2003 0 204

<Edwards> what's wrong with having 20 thousand pictures of little boys? guest Oct 1, 2003 0 140

<@kouha> cordless roxors :D guest Oct 1, 2003 0 233

<svenmonk> My dad had a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra guest Sep 30, 2003 0 146

<Alien> is porn like coffee? revolting in the beginning, but people get used to... guest Sep 30, 2003 0 50

<Kenichi> toothpaste fixed 5 of my music cds and my friend's gta3 guest Sep 29, 2003 0 223

<Archr5> Sava, $399 AMERICAN thats like 900 million Canadian Yen. guest Sep 29, 2003 0 152

<@camo> ive become a better person since i started smoking dope guest Sep 28, 2003 0 -1

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<bobbya> anal sex is for assholes guest Sep 26, 2003 0 263

<AlmtyBob> I'm going to have the girl I made out with come to my office on her... guest Sep 26, 2003 0 317

<JRC> OMG WTF LOL BBQ P2P ICQ MOM OIL VCR ISP DVD POP 707 IRK DUI CRT... guest Sep 25, 2003 0 -3

<Lippizanr> blargh. must get dressed. guest Sep 25, 2003 0 153

<danamania> http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm is a list of... guest Sep 25, 2003 0 3032

<Charc> Requel Welch looks good holding anything guest Sep 25, 2003 0 85

<Devion> i liked eminem, until i saw one of his videos and found out he was... guest Sep 25, 2003 0 115

« DR_Satan0 » but jesus i couldnt look at my mom while she is riding me no... guest Sep 25, 2003 0 3

<+Luke> hi guest Sep 24, 2003 0 17

<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood guest Sep 24, 2003 0 9159

<Bifrost> BROWN NOTE > * guest Sep 24, 2003 0 116

<J3anyus> i have a friend who lives in orange county guest Sep 22, 2003 0 144

<ToR911> anyone knows how do i make a print layout, so that i could print on... guest Sep 22, 2003 0 0

<CornFly> how can you watch a 4:3 film? guest Sep 21, 2003 0 210

<MASTERrg> Japan ain't all that special. guest Sep 20, 2003 0 22

<@Confessor> I remember one time in boot camp. guest Sep 20, 2003 0 290

<Bob> Clive got upset the other day when Marketing emailed him a PDF of a TIFF... guest Sep 19, 2003 0 259

<@kurteh> think i just downloaded a virus guest Sep 19, 2003 0 89

<danamania> my mother has picked up some anti MS sentiment from somewhere. we... guest Sep 19, 2003 0 324

<sendai> where the heck do you find a 6litre bottle of coke guest Sep 19, 2003 0 291

«@ Dilbert» the trouble with anal sex is that most men's penis's curve a... guest Sep 18, 2003 0 3

<FoxNOTICE> irc.foxlink.net going down for a reboot. everyone can thank openssh... guest Sep 18, 2003 0 4

<km-work> none of my coworkers have done any work in four hours guest Sep 17, 2003 0 235

<Huzzler> chmod 777 kouha guest Sep 17, 2003 0 76

<suppamooh> your anus has its own gravitational field, which "strangely", only... guest Sep 17, 2003 0 3

<AlmtyBob> OMFG guest Sep 16, 2003 0 10

<liquex> w00t guest Sep 16, 2003 0 462

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<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now guest Sep 16, 2003 0 356

<Auri> Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, those are the best brands. guest Sep 16, 2003 0 128

<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town? guest Sep 16, 2003 0 190

[Asking for pictures.] guest Sep 16, 2003 0 270

<innocent-eyez> i have a love/hate relationship with morons... guest Sep 16, 2003 0 6

(joe) what do or did you do wedsday dil? guest Sep 15, 2003 0 3482

<FlAWD> lol tattoo yer stop n shop card barcode on yer wang guest Sep 15, 2003 0 16

<J3anyus> just got done playing gunbound guest Sep 15, 2003 0 146

<LordByron{l}> I didn't steal nuthin.... I "reassigned ownership" guest Sep 14, 2003 0 128

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<+Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing. guest Sep 13, 2003 0 6

<+Ron> ( E@3 ) guest Sep 13, 2003 0 164

<mef> I like Jeanine Garoflmao guest Sep 13, 2003 0 -1

<[SoC]_Runaway> ( " ) FUCK U TERRORIST guest Sep 12, 2003 0 42

<LooSeLeaF> it's not your fault there are more livestock then girls in guest Sep 12, 2003 0 3

<Aldog> whats nagging me most is i am still in the anal age guest Sep 12, 2003 0 -2

<FOODGUSTO> it ended like it always do. guest Sep 12, 2003 0 0

* @o_0 does some cool skateboard tricks guest Sep 12, 2003 0 179

<Atari> Lknaked1 your vagina stinks, bad, plz douche. guest Sep 12, 2003 0 -3

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<kernel16> i think that if isreals and palestinians go to a kenny g concert... guest Sep 12, 2003 0 0

Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered guest Sep 11, 2003 0 182

<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess guest Sep 11, 2003 0 172

<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt. guest Sep 11, 2003 0 7

<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be... guest Sep 11, 2003 0 0

(Zero-Dai): lol.. IRC sex gods guest Sep 11, 2003 0 41

[DJAngelicon] : I will have a new site soon guest Sep 11, 2003 0 140

<drugwork> like black chicks? guest Sep 10, 2003 0 -1

<wwmrtww> great, lab partner calls me this morning guest Sep 10, 2003 0 10

<wang^> man white girls go for $150 grand a head guest Sep 10, 2003 0 227

<jebus> brb, sex guest Sep 10, 2003 0 187

<AragornEstel> last time i was at a lapdance place i spent 700+ USD guest Sep 9, 2003 0 82

<Scoth> hehe my mom wants to try Linux :) guest Sep 9, 2003 0 -1

<voltzy> ok, i'm just not going to say anything till they adapt to my being... guest Sep 9, 2003 0 126

<splice> davis took a swing at arnold's accent, said the governor should be... guest Sep 9, 2003 0 92

<Lippizanr> agh, my professor asks hard questions guest Sep 9, 2003 0 244

<+FuelDizzle> i wish i was a midget i'd dress up as a leperchaun guest Sep 9, 2003 0 87

<interface> so much manass and so much distance between it and my tool guest Sep 8, 2003 0 -2

<Guyver3> looks like hes fondling an imaginary barbara bush guest Sep 8, 2003 0 0

<Michael> !seen my cock guest Sep 8, 2003 0 55

<Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican abortion clinic. guest Sep 8, 2003 0 -1

docsigma2000: jesus christ man guest Sep 8, 2003 0 8583

Plex: Mom just called to tell me she?s coming home now guest Sep 8, 2003 0 230

* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey guest Sep 7, 2003 0 220

<xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants guest Sep 7, 2003 0 148

<@jwz> "i like that unix has zombie processes... it would be even better if... guest Sep 7, 2003 0 223

<+SillyHalfMexican> omg i found bl4des post guest Sep 7, 2003 0 39

<tokenshi> Demogorgo: yar, that they do... they're impressed that i want to... guest Sep 7, 2003 0 52

<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/pianist for a band... guest Sep 7, 2003 0 211

<Bifrost> tell em to suck the bucket of 1000000 cocks guest Sep 6, 2003 0 126

<aFrO> hehe yeah I found a prossie on the way home :) guest Sep 6, 2003 0 98

• Nick: GayRightsActivist changed nickname to MavericK guest Sep 6, 2003 0 1

< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool guest Sep 6, 2003 0 195

<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix... guest Sep 6, 2003 0 146

<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay guest Sep 6, 2003 0 188

<flint`> well guest Sep 6, 2003 0 145

<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I... guest Sep 6, 2003 0 326

<ncik> i just found £10 in my pocket guest Sep 6, 2003 0 187

<+NaruNaru> i have yet to find a girl with the correct md5checksum guest Sep 6, 2003 0 81

<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures. guest Sep 6, 2003 0 153

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* Steele looks at his watch guest Sep 6, 2003 0 253

<BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong... guest Sep 6, 2003 0 439

<Procyon> I don't know the world around me! guest Sep 6, 2003 0 229

<MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads guest Sep 6, 2003 0 124

<obso> christ guest Sep 6, 2003 0 225

<TheGush> I aint requesting, just asking if someone knows where I can get it guest Sep 5, 2003 0 -2

<TeddGCM> Speakinf of motorcycles, almost ran a guy over today guest Sep 5, 2003 0 174

<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t guest Sep 4, 2003 0 165

<ryano> grape juice + vodka > red wine guest Sep 4, 2003 0 39

* Joins: SD-Washu (~washu@12-225-223-206.client.attbi.com) guest Sep 4, 2003 0 -4

<+wang|school> maxim is to shit like feces is to shit guest Sep 4, 2003 0 47

<Mr_Mediator1> hehe bash.org guest Sep 4, 2003 0 -1

<J3anyus> fucking LEET guest Sep 4, 2003 0 154

<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION guest Sep 4, 2003 0 127

<btm4k> ill brb - picking up kids from the bus stop guest Sep 4, 2003 0 233

<_Ben> 2 kids. 7 and 8 for around 3 hours after school guest Sep 4, 2003 0 146

<Xylene> hey Hawq, fuck you, you dirty sheep fucker!!! ahhh guest Sep 4, 2003 0 110

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<Synlor> want jesus to rise from the grave and rape me guest Sep 3, 2003 0 39

lunacrow: what's red and crawls up your leg? guest Sep 3, 2003 0 -5

<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. guest Sep 3, 2003 0 182

<gloone> you've been a gamer for quite some time i hear guest Sep 3, 2003 0 6

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<Supachikn> can anyone offer advice on how to de-scratch a cd? guest Sep 2, 2003 0 6

<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera... guest Sep 2, 2003 0 193

<cahla> if canada legalized pot i just might have to move there guest Sep 2, 2003 0 7

<Dekkon> i used to deliver pizza guest Sep 2, 2003 0 13

<Pheonyx> i wish there was an 'opinion-blocker' guest Sep 2, 2003 0 8

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<MP0werd> sweet, labor day! guest Sep 1, 2003 0 267

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<clay> ive always wanted to pay a hot cashier with food stamps and then ask her... guest Sep 1, 2003 0 151

<MightyQuinn> You know about those roman hackers. guest Sep 1, 2003 0 319

<Kain> My grandma wants me to have a disco ball at her funeral. guest Sep 1, 2003 0 568

<teekid> shooting air into my mouth with my gun gave me a headache x_x guest Sep 1, 2003 0 183

<egon> check out, and turn in old keys, and that's the end of the old... guest Sep 1, 2003 0 66

<Odat> I remember that time I told the hair chick to cut about an inch off the... guest Aug 31, 2003 0 354

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<Vehementi> heh, was at this party last night, this dude had the best wife... guest Aug 31, 2003 0 205

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<Gridle> i eat bullshit guest Aug 29, 2003 0 -5

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<IngMeme> Victor Mancini is a ruthless con artist. Victor Mancini is a... guest Aug 29, 2003 0 -4

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<Dj^eShovel> he will be like taking you like 5 miles into the woods, stipping... guest Aug 28, 2003 0 0

<Boone> I shaved my scrotum tho guest Aug 28, 2003 0 -2

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<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there. guest Aug 28, 2003 0 94

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<ToiletDuk> ultimate porn movie = an 8 year old girl with a penis, tied up and... guest Aug 28, 2003 0 -5

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<jjfate> does forking come after spooning? guest Aug 28, 2003 0 193

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(ally^): thats if you dont mind dancing with a preg chick guest Aug 28, 2003 0 40

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<zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are... guest Aug 27, 2003 0 226

<BD|Aweh> just like i pay £1m for every condom i use due to the size of it... guest Aug 27, 2003 0 23

<Jamie> my toilet paper smells good guest Aug 26, 2003 0 -2

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<NES> lol guest Aug 26, 2003 0 575

<ascian> guess what stupid thing i just did. guest Aug 26, 2003 0 210

<kegObeer> Klez is a virus? I thought it was the lesbian that came bundled with... guest Aug 26, 2003 0 34

<niteshade> it's called ucontrol guest Aug 24, 2003 0 191

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<sifar> anybody know the name of the dance with sounds made with tapping feet? guest Aug 24, 2003 0 -1

<Caffiend> man, i wish i could just go somewhere, and ask for tits guest Aug 24, 2003 0 56

<Lepper> I would like to be able to order groceries online using mIRC. And... guest Aug 24, 2003 0 124

<Dekkon> i hate it when people think 8-track and ATRAC are the same thing ;[ guest Aug 24, 2003 0 0

<Mike468> theres nothing funnier than watching your 13 year old little brother... guest Aug 23, 2003 0 160

<Arai> I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing. guest Aug 23, 2003 0 7913

<Digga> they're all shit in my....WHAT THE FUCK? guest Aug 23, 2003 0 7153

<BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men guest Aug 23, 2003 0 9254

<DNAspark99>Why would I want to join the army and throw away my life to the... guest Aug 23, 2003 0 38

<FroSTy_> i had an all night lan party last night :) guest Aug 23, 2003 0 138

<[DP]BaD_DoG> ya death_dog says hpbs have an advantage over lpbs cuz they have... guest Aug 23, 2003 0 0

<icorislicoris> does anyone else have this problem where if you open your mouth... guest Aug 22, 2003 0 112

<luqin> senior year guest Aug 22, 2003 0 7247

<CptnJustc> Man, Amazon still has that 'Amazon Exclusive! Order Your Segway... guest Aug 22, 2003 0 -1

<Infe> i wonder if they'd let a plane go with like 200 arabs who all booked... guest Aug 22, 2003 0 0

<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government guest Aug 22, 2003 0 4

<Infe> http://www.tacobell.com/2003recall/ guest Aug 22, 2003 0 -1

<Sydeshow> it was just way too odd this morning. Like. "why the fuck does my... guest Aug 22, 2003 0 80

<kooKyGuY> i hate error boxes that wont go away even when i click cancel guest Aug 21, 2003 0 120

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<BitS> my friends athlon 1600 with gf2mx400 runs SWG as fast as my athlon3000... guest Aug 21, 2003 0 118

<Firefly> Time for my prayers: guest Aug 21, 2003 0 201

*** Jordash is now known as PolicemanJ guest Aug 21, 2003 0 -5

<Dekkon> i wonder what it takes to join the cia guest Aug 20, 2003 0 63

<Bruce> You know the mile high club? guest Aug 20, 2003 0 238

<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg guest Aug 19, 2003 0 225

<wfg> at one place I worked, someone had an "rm -fr" in a build script for... guest Aug 19, 2003 0 215

<RickoniX> Ooh, QDB2 guest Aug 19, 2003 0 125

<Amante> ToiletDuk: I'd respond to that but I've learned through hard... guest Aug 19, 2003 0 171

<_Flagg> BitS: I have, but that is also not even close to living in Africa, and... guest Aug 19, 2003 0 5

<Knighted_> if(lost == true) { Water.Get(); Shelter.Build(); Food.Find(); } guest Aug 19, 2003 0 -2

<turtles> there was a grey wire guest Aug 19, 2003 0 -2

<sendai2ci> 138gig's d'led in the past fifteen days...methinks 250 a definite... guest Aug 19, 2003 0 97

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<mef> Palolstine guest Aug 18, 2003 0 0

* Tagrineth pictures all the geeky fucks who will have Athlon FX + GeForce FX... guest Aug 18, 2003 0 0

<karynn> someone is attempting to eat my arm guest Aug 18, 2003 0 145

<KentuckyFriedChildren!rdthdr@65.234.179.222> whats a good firewall? guest Aug 17, 2003 0 -4

<mef> World Trade Center_people jumping from building.avi guest Aug 17, 2003 0 -2

<Dilandou> more than you'd like to know happens on wednesdays guest Aug 17, 2003 0 186

<DrPoole> she just emailed me. "you are a fucking prick" guest Aug 16, 2003 0 317

<Lepper> just talk in english, dont try to get all fancy gay on me guest Aug 16, 2003 0 0

<Mongvar> .de go develope the pictures for christs sake :P guest Aug 16, 2003 0 3

<orphik> dialup is like the small penis of the internet guest Aug 16, 2003 0 88

<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated my dog... guest Aug 16, 2003 0 10

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[00:01] <chewy> </christmas> guest Aug 16, 2003 0 57

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<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified... guest Aug 16, 2003 0 142

<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont... guest Aug 16, 2003 0 215

<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire. guest Aug 16, 2003 0 149

ùíù haxgirl [haxgirl@got-owned.by-the.usfederalagencies.net] has joined #emu guest Aug 15, 2003 0 107

<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet guest Aug 15, 2003 0 216

<@Dock> I crushed my cpu guest Aug 15, 2003 0 -1

<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN... guest Aug 15, 2003 0 210

<naga> so how long can nicknames be? guest Aug 15, 2003 0 230

<Daisuke> yea, sucking cocks is fun guest Aug 15, 2003 0 174

liz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to... guest Aug 15, 2003 0 361

* kylev unplugs his new dual-Athlon guest Aug 15, 2003 0 50

<Lepper> it was trinity launching her attack on teh matrix guest Aug 15, 2003 0 2

<manda> you know, to get a degree, you have to think about something other than... guest Aug 15, 2003 0 266

<Magus`> My mom keeps assuming I'm gay. guest Aug 15, 2003 0 356

<@Eldritch> I once said no to sex in favor of diddy kong racing since I was... guest Aug 14, 2003 0 235

<@michael> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream... guest Aug 14, 2003 0 127

<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO guest Aug 14, 2003 0 263

<VeryCoolCat> what would ya do if ya woke up in middle earth in a cage, and a... guest Aug 14, 2003 0 -1

« @mokujin_ » they should make sperm-powered cars. solve the energy crisis... guest Aug 14, 2003 0 68

* tito sets mode: +b CHANFIX!*@* guest Aug 13, 2003 0 -3

<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn. guest Aug 13, 2003 0 10

<^bret^> good lord you're dumb. I wish Charles Darwin was alive, so I could... guest Aug 13, 2003 0 270

[Lycanthor]: Own it then. This machine is public useage. guest Aug 13, 2003 0 98

<yaynana> anyone here ever done a dual penitration before? guest Aug 13, 2003 0 224

<mattyo> A long long time ago guest Aug 13, 2003 0 0

<clay> the size of a nose in the jewish community is a determining factor of... guest Aug 12, 2003 0 -4

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<Alan> i remember trying to back up my entire C:\windows directory to CD guest Aug 12, 2003 0 104

<Aokromes> what HOTTT guest Aug 12, 2003 0 4

<Yamatto> note to self guest Aug 12, 2003 0 266

<icmp> last night i went out with this chick, she wanted to give me a handjob i... guest Aug 11, 2003 0 169

<germany> is it true that every girl and boy in france has to learn how to sew... guest Aug 11, 2003 0 98

<Aeturnus> bunckadoodle doo, with you and tanya, there's always teat for two guest Aug 10, 2003 0 -1

<bailey> nice, i emailed a guy about his ebay auction asking if the soundcard... guest Aug 10, 2003 0 271

<Lowridah> I want to know what arnold's political agenda is guest Aug 10, 2003 0 -2

<yelworc> i need a registration code for "the all seeing eye" guest Aug 10, 2003 0 211

<fastb> lol apple have the g5 out. its must be slower than the p4 because they... guest Aug 10, 2003 0 166

<danamania> oh this is lovely - mum went to the vet to pick up sasha, and... guest Aug 10, 2003 0 287

<Zondark> im sorry man guest Aug 9, 2003 0 -3

<[Piratez]> lol i had ice in ma glass, i left it for a while, i just took a... guest Aug 8, 2003 0 122

<mef> heh, my roommate's ex-gf has a blog but keeps moving it because we keep... guest Aug 8, 2003 0 115

LiL Kitten587: shut up guest Aug 8, 2003 0 132

<@kingmob> does ms outlook speak nntp? guest Aug 8, 2003 0 91

<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable? guest Aug 8, 2003 0 304

<Hatter> I'm gonna try routing the ds3 and 3 t-1 lines through a single cisco... guest Aug 8, 2003 0 94

<Low`DOHC> I'm not god... guest Aug 8, 2003 0 197

knockout: yo brian, i just bought a shit load of weed! guest Aug 7, 2003 0 230

<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come... guest Aug 7, 2003 0 128

<G3-Game> wtf? guest Aug 6, 2003 0 80

<BlueCube> the term i used to search for them wasn't even gay guest Aug 5, 2003 0 0

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<@rzr_grl> wow. guest Aug 5, 2003 0 180

* RuKK backs up LadyLia's brain guest Aug 5, 2003 0 137

<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to... guest Aug 5, 2003 0 200

<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities? guest Aug 5, 2003 0 227

<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine... guest Aug 5, 2003 0 323

<ikaro> asdasd guest Aug 5, 2003 0 141

<fred> oh yeah and he asked me " the naval service is a fighting force. how do... guest Aug 5, 2003 0 115

<Fufie> I'm looking forward to Cage as superman guest Aug 4, 2003 0 101

<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music... guest Aug 4, 2003 0 185

<noxic> jon is a power house guest Aug 4, 2003 0 19

<fred> my kitten left little presents for me all around the kitchen this... guest Aug 3, 2003 0 318

<publius> i love smoked meat guest Aug 3, 2003 0 -6

(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the... guest Aug 3, 2003 0 121

<NikJam> gonna take a shower guest Aug 3, 2003 0 180

<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit. guest Aug 3, 2003 0 39

<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell guest Aug 3, 2003 0 59

<zdog> Cuz you're stupid. guest Aug 3, 2003 0 263

<mef> USB > USA guest Aug 3, 2003 0 145

Maidros says "They had me evaluate network monitoring software last year." guest Aug 3, 2003 0 334

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<blue09> i think i have proof that there is a god guest Aug 1, 2003 0 3

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<@demalavor> I finally got to try krispy kreme guest Aug 1, 2003 0 212

<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina! guest Aug 1, 2003 0 215

<fred> i say, you shoot three people, because they won't make you apple pie... guest Aug 1, 2003 0 205

(@MafiaManMoro) im in ben at 2 guest Aug 1, 2003 0 0

<@kingmob> oh, yes, the poor downtrodden welsh. guest Aug 1, 2003 0 158

<davidc> there once was vaginal secretion guest Aug 1, 2003 0 5

<blue09> yes! guest Jul 31, 2003 0 186

<wild-> oh its the hives that sing it guest Jul 31, 2003 0 6

<Nameless[Breadanics]> stay away from my girlfriend ds!!! guest Jul 30, 2003 0 56

<ThenaROX> can anyone think of a kool quit message that isnt already taken? guest Jul 30, 2003 0 23

<blue09> Eldritch, did you buy the game, or, *cough* guest Jul 30, 2003 0 282

* lemming almost ejaculates guest Jul 30, 2003 0 218

<davidc> langdon you should have your .net app access a php web service that... guest Jul 30, 2003 0 7

<Insomniak> Did anyone else get a boner from watching The Lion King? guest Jul 30, 2003 0 3

<VeryCoolCat> oh god, im gonna watch out what videos i download on the net guest Jul 29, 2003 0 103

« xfade7 » competition is where you lower the bar to your chest, and a judge... guest Jul 29, 2003 0 0

<Mr_Rabies> that is proper guest Jul 29, 2003 0 38

<Josho> !pending guest Jul 29, 2003 0 -3

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(chronicle) i want to see a video of a woman giving birth so i can see exactly... guest Jul 29, 2003 0 -1

<nasna> i'm a day a head of you all, 9/11 happened on the 10th here guest Jul 29, 2003 0 1

<pHluid> Uh... guest Jul 29, 2003 0 -2

<Wisdom> For once it would be nice to see a well-adjusted main character. guest Jul 27, 2003 0 241

<Nimduin> I'm black. In a white kind of way. guest Jul 27, 2003 0 117

<PhoenixUltima> Why the hell do you think people believe in Jesus? guest Jul 27, 2003 0 24

<Random-Guy> Hello? Is anyone there? I did it! I'm the last #finalfighter... guest Jul 27, 2003 0 79

<Thom> I'm British. In history classes over here to study world war two someone... guest Jul 27, 2003 0 351

<Xerox> Heh. Sailor Moon's greatest enemy would be an old man with a camera... guest Jul 27, 2003 0 126

<myew> Sorry, there were no quotes found matching funny guest Jul 27, 2003 0 4

* +ramoth4 slaps politik with an unsigned long double guest Jul 27, 2003 0 221

<dice> i thought I lost my mind guest Jul 27, 2003 0 186

<Rhamphoryncus> damnit, why does it have to be so hard to discuss quantum... guest Jul 27, 2003 0 243

<dharmakid> are you guyz sure that God hates fags? My brothers gay,,,does God... guest Jul 27, 2003 0 122

* Kirby is now known as Sandman` guest Jul 26, 2003 0 31

<danamania> I feel like such a nerd. I was watching a discovery channel... guest Jul 26, 2003 0 98

<dirtYbird> I am looking for a ecommerce package or someone to make one up... guest Jul 26, 2003 0 113

<tuls> i'll never tell guest Jul 26, 2003 0 4

<^Neatoo^> I'm so tired of these thieves that keep stealing my condoms.... ITs... guest Jul 26, 2003 0 1

<danamania> yay I fixed my laptops battery! guest Jul 26, 2003 0 1044

<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN guest Jul 26, 2003 0 1

<gixxerca> Read Romans 1:26-32 to learn more about same sex relationships. guest Jul 26, 2003 0 91

<ruumis> my dad is like super-homeopathic man guest Jul 26, 2003 0 120

<poopy> Out of convicted rapists, 57% admitted to reading pornography. 95%... guest Jul 26, 2003 0 189

<Quiksilve> is there any other free domains than .tk? guest Jul 26, 2003 0 42

* OxD kicks rbastic in the nuts guest Jul 25, 2003 0 43

<rbastic> OxD: no, i know gays, and i'm comfy w/ it. guest Jul 25, 2003 0 0

* Melodie has left #interplay guest Jul 25, 2003 0 83

<Ab0mination> I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder... guest Jul 25, 2003 0 321

<LM> DirectX 9.0b Officially Released guest Jul 25, 2003 0 -3

<Boone|Werk> dna's mom has a cock? guest Jul 24, 2003 0 -1

<Ransid> hey im already running for president guest Jul 24, 2003 0 0

<Wilen> the leghumping of death! guest Jul 24, 2003 0 101

<mef> stupid roommate.. unplugged the router guest Jul 23, 2003 0 236

<mef> <chem> IM my friend gray then guest Jul 23, 2003 0 125

<kewsh> brb concluding my shower guest Jul 23, 2003 0 207

<@n0th1ng> i hate when shit intertwines with my dream, like im fucking some... guest Jul 23, 2003 0 129

<azmo> !fact guest Jul 23, 2003 0 183

<xcp> I left a windows xp cd on the seat of my car, someone broke in and left 2... guest Jul 23, 2003 0 411

<WaSp> nice day outside guest Jul 23, 2003 0 202

(HamWork) worst thing you can do while walking to the bathroom when you have to... guest Jul 23, 2003 0 184

<+n0th1ng> after sex like 3 times a day with a girl, jacking off is really gay guest Jul 23, 2003 0 212

<@jilt> my dad had to put that shit on my nut sack guest Jul 23, 2003 0 107

<blur_> i just finished watching oceans 11 this mornin guest Jul 23, 2003 0 -1

<+stackman> you got laid? guest Jul 23, 2003 0 280

<tekneeq-> i just realized my ethernet cable reaches all the way to the bathroom guest Jul 23, 2003 0 211

* Topic is 'you couldn't soak up my flow wit an aids quilt' guest Jul 23, 2003 0 -1

<B_Goodin> Self deprecation is always amusing guest Jul 23, 2003 0 105

<Pioneer> [ Lazesharp ] guess what i found guest Jul 23, 2003 0 11

<Pioneer> dual screen rox guest Jul 22, 2003 0 85

<_Zippo_> Oh what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. Now my mother is saying "Leet". I... guest Jul 22, 2003 0 177

<_Zippo_> I really REALLY wish my mother would stop saying "Woot" on ICQ. :( guest Jul 22, 2003 0 263

<Stikes> I HATE fighting with gf online gah guest Jul 22, 2003 0 111

<Fox> monty guest Jul 22, 2003 0 132

<TheLarry> porn... exists guest Jul 22, 2003 0 56

<EvilSpork> nah guest Jul 22, 2003 0 140

<kisama2> what's up with friendster guest Jul 22, 2003 0 229

<influx> heh what is it with irc and gay jokes? guest Jul 22, 2003 0 159

<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to... guest Jul 22, 2003 0 194

<PLUR4Life> COUCH guest Jul 22, 2003 0 335

<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie? guest Jul 22, 2003 0 244

larry <AUTO-REPLY> : sleeping so i can go to harlem 2morrow before werk... if... guest Jul 21, 2003 0 123

(@opp-noobs-) 27. A catholic minister is known as a? guest Jul 21, 2003 0 78

<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones guest Jul 21, 2003 0 172

<initializ> try chomp? guest Jul 21, 2003 0 -1

<jayr```> my patience to those who are disabled like you guest Jul 21, 2003 0 77

Sarah Barran: hahah guest Jul 21, 2003 0 -1

<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, bathroom guest Jul 20, 2003 0 335

<Sight^> crap guest Jul 20, 2003 0 75

<jokkc> whatever guest Jul 20, 2003 0 207

(Dice) i thought an IRC connection to gamesNET came with CS retail guest Jul 20, 2003 0 -2

<@Albatross[BTEG]> I have power titties guest Jul 20, 2003 0 0

<jay> i was so tired i started seeing shit, it was really crazy guest Jul 20, 2003 0 242

<MariTrunk> i wish everything was like a one click procedure guest Jul 19, 2003 0 14

<StarExile> PLEASE OH GOD help me find a nick guest Jul 19, 2003 0 24

<OmnipotentEntity> X mean Erect Penis, XX means Sex play but no penetration... guest Jul 19, 2003 0 198

<nike> www.zaptv.tk guest Jul 19, 2003 0 -6

[Piratez]: this is the sorta converstations .. ppl should be havin guest Jul 19, 2003 0 -3

Sarah Barran: pron juss sux guest Jul 19, 2003 0 -4

<tinks> ah i still remember when i got busted for drink driving... guest Jul 19, 2003 0 91

* woodss has Favourites guest Jul 19, 2003 0 135

<Kaboon> hehehe\ guest Jul 19, 2003 0 20

<Jubei-> sup nigs guest Jul 19, 2003 0 123

<suraka> there should be a GTA3 mod to see how many prostitutes you can sleep... guest Jul 19, 2003 0 130

<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking guest Jul 19, 2003 0 1

<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month. guest Jul 19, 2003 0 173

<Puthuff[pWg]> cg: how would youcopy a string to the clipboard thru the use of... guest Jul 19, 2003 0 0

<Ash> Hatter is a fountain of wit. I'm a master of emoticons. scar_ is... guest Jul 19, 2003 0 223

<phreakinb> holy shit guest Jul 19, 2003 0 -5

* rudeguy looks around guest Jul 19, 2003 0 22

<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this. guest Jul 19, 2003 0 67

<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no... guest Jul 19, 2003 0 266

<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's... guest Jul 19, 2003 0 200

* Now talking in #freebsd guest Jul 19, 2003 0 308

*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses guest Jul 19, 2003 0 179

<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair guest Jul 19, 2003 0 0

<Sinclair-> geez guest Jul 19, 2003 0 173

<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made guest Jul 19, 2003 0 -3

<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's... guest Jul 19, 2003 0 259

<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts guest Jul 18, 2003 0 2

(Omnicronx): i overclocked my penis and it caught on fire guest Jul 18, 2003 0 51

<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 151

<@John> why does there have to be sunlight guest Jul 18, 2003 0 245

<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 201

<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot guest Jul 18, 2003 0 4

<JaYoNaIsE> i'll be back in a bit gonna clean room up a bit guest Jul 18, 2003 0 90

<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS guest Jul 18, 2003 0 13

* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE' guest Jul 18, 2003 0 120

* Keeshi slaps Dark around with a large spiked dildo. guest Jul 18, 2003 0 148

<The_FOO> Zocor's is pretty funny guest Jul 18, 2003 0 113

<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 274

<jay> looking at these xp boot screens with Catherine Zeta Jones guest Jul 18, 2003 0 0

<IONIZE> asl sta_hi guest Jul 18, 2003 0 6

< toby_> whats wrong with itanium? guest Jul 18, 2003 0 13

ShatteredArcadia: but sodomy is JAIL TIME! guest Jul 18, 2003 0 113

Althanus: Today children on Mr. Willie's Magic Slong-Dong Ride the letter of... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 -1

<andypandy7> she is uber nice, http://koti.mbnet.fi/bleach/pebat/Ass_058.html guest Jul 18, 2003 0 79

<darkjedi> xandy: well - to repent - go spank the monkey for a while...that... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 119

<jerico> Startship troopers is my favorite movie. I think I know every line. It... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 162

<mattitude> <E-GOD> preinfo ›› American.Idol.S02E39-FTV ›› May-22-2003 @... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 0

<avarrin> sup manda guest Jul 18, 2003 0 34

CuteSkidz: stealth panda sucks guest Jul 18, 2003 0 116

<Lestat> Fuck these ping timeouts. guest Jul 18, 2003 0 83

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<Data> I majored in sex. guest Jul 18, 2003 0 159

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<Overmynd> Man i wish i had get access to my gf's hotmail so i could read her... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 595

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<@Axiim> In the second matrix I was a pretty good cook guest Jul 18, 2003 0 0

onkeybutt87: I mean... television provided me with one concept of the world guest Jul 18, 2003 0 116

* @Death-Blade issues one of those decree things that bin laden always issues... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 -1

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( Eric ) i enjoy being able to just jump out of bed and be ready guest Jul 18, 2003 0 -1

<hunterr83> i can buy a used dildo with $15 guest Jul 18, 2003 0 0

<skore> "He said on IRC that he has some drugs, go and get him" guest Jul 18, 2003 0 58

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<ptw> rofl guest Jul 18, 2003 0 19

<Macphisto> That'll do frenchman, that'll do. guest Jul 18, 2003 0 127

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<Jack> lighting Technician at the Lace Market theatre guest Jul 18, 2003 0 0

<Jack> i am 14 yr old boy and have had very very good news guest Jul 18, 2003 0 0

<Corster> ops plz? guest Jul 18, 2003 0 120

<pL1> atomic clocks are for wussies... i use the sun to tell the time... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 273

<Dabz|Work> it IS friday today isn't it? guest Jul 18, 2003 0 264

<esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 -7

<cyber`> I'm masterbation certified guest Jul 18, 2003 0 -2

<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed guest Jul 18, 2003 0 -1

<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight guest Jul 18, 2003 0 230

<@Rjx> I just spent 3 minutes trying to find the wire to my headphones guest Jul 18, 2003 0 127

<+tfg> pfft guest Jul 18, 2003 0 -1

<McMoo> i've just learned that cars will always either 1. not look where... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 81

<BFC|Zlaxzzor-> I had to change netwok card 3 times to get the computer to... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 23

<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... guest Jul 18, 2003 0 176

<Net Force7000> I am the Matrix. guest Jul 17, 2003 0 49

<FireEgl> so hurngy =( guest Jul 17, 2003 0 153

<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 4

<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend guest Jul 17, 2003 0 311

<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 74

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being gangbanged by... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 193

<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my shit into a... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 23

<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes guest Jul 17, 2003 0 132

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phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no guest Jul 17, 2003 0 1

<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 182

<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest fucking shit in the... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 -1

<antiuser> man guest Jul 17, 2003 0 80

<Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 1118

<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma? guest Jul 17, 2003 0 27

<@Harpana_Rocks> I won, I won! I beat the toilet...I was finally able to wipe... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 17

<MSN-02> MARCUS! guest Jul 17, 2003 0 168

<Talaysen> ...I used to get an erection watching the My Little Pony movie. I... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 91

<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 243

<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 241

<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 -2

<Trivbot0> What is South Korea's national dish called? guest Jul 17, 2003 0 100

<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs guest Jul 17, 2003 0 208

<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 270

<Geezus-stick> irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind guest Jul 17, 2003 0 0

<WillaCuz> *sigh* guest Jul 17, 2003 0 268

<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat... guest Jul 17, 2003 0 138

<LkAway1> I go up to random people on the street and tell them, "MrT loves you." guest Jul 16, 2003 0 0

<pLADASK> damit i cant spell. need to update my keyboard drivers or summin guest Jul 16, 2003 0 121

<zztzed> I'm trying Audiogalaxy's Rhapsody thing. I'm expecting it to suck, so... guest Jul 16, 2003 0 5

<teferi> Argh, ate a bowel of ramen and I'm still famished guest Jul 16, 2003 0 -4

<supz> what is better, butt pirates of the carribean or league of gay gentlemen? guest Jul 16, 2003 0 0

<@kingmob> yeah, it's definitely a three-cup-of-coffee day guest Jul 16, 2003 0 64

<bishead> 8===========================> guest Jul 15, 2003 0 62

<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o guest Jul 15, 2003 0 54

<Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny. guest Jul 15, 2003 0 126

<ripper> I told u I was hardcore guest Jul 15, 2003 0 -7

<Monkey> I once ate at an Irish restaurant in China Town, D.C. guest Jul 15, 2003 0 158

<Gravity->: www.realdoll.com (NWS) i mean.. these guys put WAY to much... guest Jul 14, 2003 0 270

<@timmo> man guest Jul 13, 2003 0 93

<WiLLSTiFF> I just have a small problem.. guest Jul 13, 2003 0 41

<timmo> the hulk fists are badass guest Jul 12, 2003 0 54

<fr30n> so you married guest Jul 12, 2003 0 99

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<willo> so guest Jul 12, 2003 0 107

<hkhenson> we may need to modify the expected collision between our galaxy and... guest Jul 11, 2003 0 333

<MRAmes> In some lanuages I have used, a symbol like a circumflex ^ over the... guest Jul 11, 2003 0 143

<tmoenk> Alan Grimes.. guest Jul 11, 2003 0 62

<eg0mech> Someday you'll find that special girl, give her a couple dollars, and... guest Jul 11, 2003 0 169

<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please. guest Jul 11, 2003 0 220

<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik guest Jul 11, 2003 0 113

<taglin> ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to add drives? guest Jul 11, 2003 0 226

(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old guest Jul 11, 2003 0 1

<`dsx-efnex> you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity to a paper cup guest Jul 11, 2003 0 -1

This is Unix & Netware country, on a quiet night, you can hear NT reboot. guest Jul 11, 2003 0 -1

<oblique> i dated a canadian once guest Jul 10, 2003 0 157

<azathoth> why can't alyssa milano live next door to me, be lonely and need the... guest Jul 10, 2003 0 254

<Extigy> Ships are Long, Hard and full of sea men! guest Jul 10, 2003 0 131

<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album guest Jul 10, 2003 0 103

<Vexer`> i'm arabic / muslim guest Jul 10, 2003 0 114

<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too guest Jul 10, 2003 0 196

<Enrico> do you like your co-workers guest Jul 10, 2003 0 222

<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1 guest Jul 10, 2003 0 68

<cyborgd17> this is fucked up, i hadn't jerked for about 1 week *out of boredom... guest Jul 10, 2003 0 114

<chabo> have you guys ever noticed that quite a few of the quotes on bash.org... guest Jul 10, 2003 0 145

<plexr> do you know std c++ ? guest Jul 10, 2003 0 178

<@redfox> fuk guest Jul 10, 2003 0 226

<KiTTyKaT`> What state is Alabama in? guest Jul 10, 2003 0 95

<Ned> rofl guest Jul 10, 2003 0 189

<MagicCow> I hate people who think that being gay should give them special... guest Jul 10, 2003 0 -5

<B2uc> and why do girls say they want honesty...then don't...like the other... guest Jul 10, 2003 0 176

<b1nk> i'm rich guest Jul 10, 2003 0 35

<ParadoX> lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but... guest Jul 10, 2003 0 328

* BLACKDUDE (~ihateyou@ip68-102-88-243.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #pain guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -7

<S\ashZer0> http://www.bash.cx/?27884 guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -3

<michael> http://info.fetenet.com/fn2/sexfiles.lasso - interesting article on... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -1

<candle> I think morrowind is the only game where you get rewarded for jumping... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 276

<ShadowSkillz> damn i got this allergy in my eyes its killin me =[ guest Jul 9, 2003 0 280

<uTi|Veridian> my HLTV tops out at about 30 people - then lags like your mom guest Jul 9, 2003 0 248

<lordCONAN> just cause something was written before you were porn, doesnt mean... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 99

seph429: i need to write me some hacks for the game of life, i appear to suck... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 119

<INFINITE> heh, i just figured out Neo backwards is One guest Jul 9, 2003 0 197

<Stevns> Mental note: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 209

<Migishu> Tai Chi - Kung Fu in bullet time guest Jul 9, 2003 0 118

[5:36] :: truder- [test@intrud3rz.users.undernet.org] signed off.. [Quit: A... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 298

<tiatoraasah> in my internet options where it says LAN settings...... should i... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -1

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<Voorhees> YAYAY IM GETTING STONED IN !) MINS guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -1

<Redback> when i win lotto im gonna buy a dual g5 and not use it just to spite... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 148

(@LoTTy): I HATE being a chick guest Jul 9, 2003 0 329

<jwz> I met a guy who was a freshman at berkeley who had just arrived from... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 488

<Dave> I remember, there was a time in my life where I could sleep guest Jul 9, 2003 0 200

<Dragonaut> ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun dildoman is cumming! guest Jul 9, 2003 0 259

<Silne30> time for my 8 minute abs workout guest Jul 9, 2003 0 158

<aeonite> !8ball will my life magically turn around after this weekend with... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 185

HermitKing: So Star Trek fans are Trekkies, and X-files fans are X-philes... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 222

<snag> in my dreams it was like i was dreaming as normal but i kept getting... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 24

<carter> dude..the guy who ate the first egg must have been soo brave.. guest Jul 9, 2003 0 266

<@afkaos> OMFG guest Jul 9, 2003 0 56

<lictor> my dad asked my why i didn't talk to him or anyone for that matter.... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 140

[GrasMan] when i heard that holly jones' murderer was a software developer for... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 118

<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of humor in here guest Jul 9, 2003 0 375

<Nafoi> In our high school library, at the librarians desk there was a pair of... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 450

<`Riku> I was trying to find pictures of this Star Wars -ship called Slave I. guest Jul 9, 2003 0 253

<xrefusedx> where is sask? guest Jul 9, 2003 0 6

<QuizMan> when I first got the internet my dad showed me porn guest Jul 9, 2003 0 347

<S|ip> if I wanted to see scenery I'd go to google. Like, I know the resolution... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 172

<spazzer> last chick I screwed she hurt for a day afterwards guest Jul 9, 2003 0 133

<noddy> i thought so guest Jul 9, 2003 0 2

<@Ace_> dang i was drunk yesterday guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -1

<%AnkkaBlaa> swedish rodeo: fucking a girl doggy-style and whispering to her... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 1

<Kerrigone> well it's brown and looks like an AGP slot guest Jul 9, 2003 0 0

<Gryffon> Just how old do you think I am Quake? guest Jul 9, 2003 0 385

* `Kumba is still away -( snoozles )- gone 674 day 13 hr 19 min 32 s guest Jul 9, 2003 0 206

(`NaNaKi): i have a 27" in my room that never gets used guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -2

<Kweeky> Heh. :P guest Jul 9, 2003 0 345

<Nylad> yeah, i should probably shower before my interview at mcdonalds :P guest Jul 9, 2003 0 61

<AdRock> I was looking through all my old pictures today, and I think I've... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 135

<COL_Stele> oh damn... sat on my cat. brb guest Jul 9, 2003 0 185

<Wumpus> there's a bible-kjv package in debian ... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 41

<Dareon> It hasn't loaded all the way yet, but there better be a schoolgirl at... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 374

<CommanderStab> ICH BIN NICHT EIN KARTOFELE guest Jul 9, 2003 0 433

(parazite) Legolas did you take your name from lord of the rings? guest Jul 9, 2003 0 386

<Tarod> I feel sorry for guys that work in real fudge packing plants. guest Jul 9, 2003 0 187

<sheeps> I had two chicks guest Jul 9, 2003 0 63

<Fall> sif xhtml 1.0 trans guest Jul 9, 2003 0 33

<Jezzy> gimme all you lovin guest Jul 9, 2003 0 155

[21:19:59] <stillstudy> weird guest Jul 9, 2003 0 571

<RomperStomper> deh ; ur fuckin geroge bush guest Jul 9, 2003 0 3

Xelprov: Why did the dinosaurs die? guest Jul 9, 2003 0 173

<Guy> Do a little dance, make a little love, with your hand tonight, with your... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 7

(@Moondo) music question..was it simon or art garfunkle that released a son... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 90

<|Moopy|> My ass will heal...Its like wolverine guest Jul 9, 2003 0 213

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<%Ashe3> enaz: Please don't bite my tongue when I kiss you. guest Jul 9, 2003 0 90

<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 152.163.224.26 guest Jul 9, 2003 0 53

(@Mc-Taz) anyone know this IP? 206.204.10.200 guest Jul 9, 2003 0 202

Feixeno356: blah blah can swim well blah blah blah, accuracy is good blah blah... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 92

<@^DPK^> and I also learned that women are like parking spaces...all the good... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 160

<Syl_Aran> I won't be able to have sex, i don't have a condom. guest Jul 9, 2003 0 59

<@DieHard> dock guest Jul 9, 2003 0 124

<Potrod> I never see any black people go into my local lvideo game store and... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -3

* StevenK sods off out to the Big Blue Room. guest Jul 9, 2003 0 186

<ircleuser> Get a FREE! TV for just 99.99 dollars 8& 4GTA: VICE CITY 8& 4THE... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 120

<oDDY> did u take a picture :( guest Jul 9, 2003 0 0

<Burberry> inflammable = unable to be burned guest Jul 9, 2003 0 148

* shogun came to get down guest Jul 9, 2003 0 0

<sp-boy> huh why do u under underastemate my knoloedge guest Jul 9, 2003 0 194

<Dilbert> i've got an idea that would help artists from having their music... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 248

Xtcneed: hello guest Jul 9, 2003 0 1

<William> Heh.. they had a D&D 3.5 business kit at my venue yesterday.. they... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 206

<[Shinji]> Damned transvestites! guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -1

<Fig> Sooo, what is 'mk'? guest Jul 9, 2003 0 177

<banuaba> nick, do you think a baby could eat another baby? guest Jul 9, 2003 0 262

<CheesyP18> surprised my 7" monitor has VGA guest Jul 9, 2003 0 54

<TripleRach> What, why do I have corn flakes on my lap guest Jul 9, 2003 0 181

* jdat sees some weed grow out of whiskers's ears guest Jul 9, 2003 0 83

<cth> Well guys, I just learned a very valuable lesson. guest Jul 9, 2003 0 242

<Frosty> Theres one thing I hate about bit torrent guest Jul 9, 2003 0 235

<ecchi-oni-misha132> i watched legally blonde 1 in the hospital guest Jul 9, 2003 0 268

[niklaus] MjrChirpy: where should i download KVM switch from guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -2

<Cyric--> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. I'm not about to divulge in any late night homo... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 36

<Swifty> i always sleep with one eye open guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -1

<kaYcee> my ass hurts from this chair..i needa get a new chair guest Jul 9, 2003 0 25

<RoseThorn> AFK, having a baby guest Jul 9, 2003 0 162

<peter--|bewb> my gf is coming to town on wednesday guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -1

<Akira|hereish_codingish> The trick to it guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -3

* Joins: cybergeek (~cybergeek@riscy.net-20F8CEF6.cable.mindspring.com) guest Jul 9, 2003 0 167

<peekaboo> age? guest Jul 9, 2003 0 153

<wild-> Conjoined adult Iranian twins have both died after unprecedented... guest Jul 9, 2003 0 -2

<BobTheMil> the sun's coming out guest Jul 8, 2003 0 243

<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ? guest Jul 8, 2003 0 -8

<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht... guest Jul 8, 2003 0 132

<Sephy> I was sitting at dinner with my mom guest Jul 8, 2003 0 95

Ali: do they sell dildos on overstock? guest Jul 8, 2003 0 354

* Quits: Bad_CRC (Quit: IRC, Where the men are men, The women are men, and the... guest Jul 8, 2003 0 170

<@Khel> haha, I just went upstairs, got a plate out of the cupboard, got pizza... guest Jul 8, 2003 0 292

<SteamedHams> this scab tastes like coffee guest Jul 8, 2003 0 3

<Tanis> Im not on first names basis with many people, who is Greg? guest Jul 8, 2003 0 82

<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take... guest Jul 8, 2003 0 280

<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff guest Jul 8, 2003 0 279

<Miyra> sad life u lead Chris[ni] guest Jul 8, 2003 0 -6

<Epi> God, whats that word where a chick is sorrounded by like 50 guys? guest Jul 8, 2003 0 216

<moes_19> my god, In Iowa guys can fuck any woman once they hit 14 guest Jul 8, 2003 0 131

<[Shinji]> I just had the weirdest dream guest Jul 8, 2003 0 225

<Fidel-> 1 kid sacrificed, in order to make 1 million gamers laugh guest Jul 8, 2003 0 54

<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese guest Jul 8, 2003 0 47

vupat03: oh well, i should start getting ready for bed guest Jul 8, 2003 0 1

<Zappa_> DigDug: it would be funny if there weren't so many... guest Jul 8, 2003 0 123

* Rjx had this weird dream guest Jul 5, 2003 0 168

<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off guest Jul 5, 2003 0 97

<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the... guest Jul 5, 2003 0 321

<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead... guest Jul 5, 2003 0 233

<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago. guest Jul 5, 2003 0 24

<`dsx-efnex> counterfieting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the... guest Jul 5, 2003 0 138

(Anon) I want to be a concert promoter... guest Jul 4, 2003 0 255

<WTM1> http://bash.cx/?19872 !!!!!!!!!!!! guest Jul 4, 2003 0 133

-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I TOLERATE THAT COCKSUCKER'S SHIT guest Jul 4, 2003 0 -6

(ogre) fuckin bitchass muthafuckin cunt guest Jul 4, 2003 0 -2

(icequeen) ok justin I am moving in with you. guest Jul 4, 2003 0 161

(Laurie) My ports are gettin more action than I am today. guest Jul 4, 2003 0 93

<<< [Lolita!~prada@208.20.58.194] i like putting my pairs of socks guest Jul 4, 2003 0 79

(zaggy) xc-ui0xcijlk1`~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111. guest Jul 4, 2003 0 -1

(n909) the neat thing about the goatse.cx ascii guest Jul 4, 2003 0 0

([m1]) so there i was, at the porcelain boardroom, initiating another guest Jul 4, 2003 0 76

<issuez> heh guest Jul 4, 2003 0 -1

<pupazz_> What American Pie Has Taught Us : No need to date if your mother... guest Jul 4, 2003 0 3

<kisama> that girl looks like brett guest Jul 3, 2003 0 -3

fallouswk > bwahahahaha. coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into... guest Jul 3, 2003 0 249

<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK guest Jul 2, 2003 0 271

<faraway> JEW-Work please step into my ove.. err office guest Jul 2, 2003 0 -6

<Hatter> I've smoked out of a maglite before guest Jul 2, 2003 0 -4

<c-rOCK> thats gay you dont have to do that for a slim jim guest Jul 2, 2003 0 -3

<Drewcifer> the carpets all nice and lubricated guest Jul 1, 2003 0 3

<mef> American Scientists Finalize Plans To Construct Artificial Tri-Force; guest Jun 30, 2003 0 120

<kisama> don't you know that olean causes anal leakage? guest Jun 28, 2003 0 0

<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough guest Jun 28, 2003 0 206

<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih guest Jun 28, 2003 0 158

<Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past weekend...including his... guest Jun 28, 2003 0 -1

<+Camus> im palazed! guest Jun 28, 2003 0 379

<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of... guest Jun 28, 2003 0 195

visualwealth: you know whats funny? guest Jun 28, 2003 0 158

<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg... guest Jun 28, 2003 0 37

<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/ guest Jun 27, 2003 0 -2

<tfg> What's the vatican? guest Jun 27, 2003 0 144

<DigDug> deth needs to get in touch with his inner child guest Jun 27, 2003 0 203

<thumbtack> fucking fathers day guest Jun 27, 2003 0 127

<tito> they should have a band called Stool guest Jun 26, 2003 0 81

<Derek> i got gforce 2 ti 64 meg tv out :D guest Jun 26, 2003 0 2

[supz] 64meg usually has less faster ram guest Jun 26, 2003 0 -2

<maff> you know you're too much of a pothead when you stop getting weed jokes guest Jun 26, 2003 0 107

<@PookaZzZz> elimidate?? guest Jun 26, 2003 0 1

<sit`> one of my female coworkers remarked about how i was cutting up my apple... guest Jun 26, 2003 0 307

<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave guest Jun 26, 2003 0 129

<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the... guest Jun 26, 2003 0 56

<FunG¦away> and i dont dress quite like the other boys guest Jun 26, 2003 0 315

<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM. guest Jun 26, 2003 0 259

Methodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits guest Jun 26, 2003 0 294

<Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways guest Jun 26, 2003 0 184

* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL] guest Jun 26, 2003 0 0

<DarkSmile> I have no soul, either guest Jun 25, 2003 0 189

<Lepper> and besides, if i can unf for an hour before jizzing, what's so bad... guest Jun 25, 2003 0 -1

<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 115

«Narc|LAG»: Yaleman rebooted the ricetek server today. 291 days of uptime gone... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 90

<gwend> my 6 key doesnt work half the time >< guest Jun 24, 2003 0 127

<timmo> i fucking hate guest Jun 24, 2003 0 10

*IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 93

<Rodney> damn mom still on ebay guest Jun 24, 2003 0 237

<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain guest Jun 24, 2003 0 177

<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 359

<TuxMan> beh you know what happened... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 135

<stormo> im watching the best movie atm.. guest Jun 24, 2003 0 291

I like 2eat tape: when i was in 4 th grade there was this awesome 5 grader... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 10

<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 231

<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u when u want? guest Jun 24, 2003 0 -4

<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja guest Jun 24, 2003 0 140

mzazchw: just then i felt my side guest Jun 24, 2003 0 4

<Madchemist> the best part of UO was that some people just wanted to be farmers... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 40

<Hatter> I accidentally just IM'd a coworker "Dong lunch?" instead of "Doing... guest Jun 24, 2003 0 87

<KArmA-> imagine someone sliding a cold, very long, narrow hose up your ass guest Jun 24, 2003 0 148

<Aluminium> The biggest obstacle to a females sexuality is herself guest Jun 24, 2003 0 -1

(Judge_) This dumb and dumber 2 movie is actually a prequal. guest Jun 21, 2003 0 108

<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old... guest Jun 21, 2003 0 271

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right guest Jun 21, 2003 0 455

<@somegrrl> i'm 14 guest Jun 21, 2003 0 4

<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them... guest Jun 20, 2003 0 117

<keithandmike-com> Just stop.. okay. Damnit, I hate you so much. You probably... guest Jun 20, 2003 0 91

* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy guest Jun 20, 2003 0 81

<root66> I sell dvdrips of your mom putting on jeans! guest Jun 20, 2003 0 -1

* fungiform types like a bastard guest Jun 20, 2003 0 136

(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like... guest Jun 20, 2003 0 107

<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt... guest Jun 20, 2003 0 43

<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on... guest Jun 20, 2003 0 150

<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream... guest Jun 20, 2003 0 258

<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into... guest Jun 20, 2003 0 74

Princess Ryo: lindsay, you're not good at keeping secrets at all. guest Jun 20, 2003 0 203

--> kNIGits (~knigits@dialup-214.69.221.203.acc07-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)... guest Jun 20, 2003 0 116

(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise guest Jun 20, 2003 0 656

<L-3-3-7> i want to dump my gf guest Jun 20, 2003 0 0

<dooyod>: r u gonna put a drop down arrow beside the date picker? guest Jun 20, 2003 0 263

<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us guest Jun 19, 2003 0 143

<Will> etiolate... I'm afraid you can't get Conker. guest Jun 19, 2003 0 204

<Dilbert> my dad owns a company "Incestors inc." guest Jun 19, 2003 0 244

<Foxxz> OMG! you know our dorm is nerdy when someone finds a math tv show and... guest Jun 19, 2003 0 207

<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one night after I... guest Jun 19, 2003 0 220

<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that supports ASP for... guest Jun 19, 2003 0 106

*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to guest Jun 19, 2003 0 172

[Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two months. guest Jun 19, 2003 0 270

<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL guest Jun 19, 2003 0 131

<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and... guest Jun 19, 2003 0 185

<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen guest Jun 19, 2003 0 136

<NIH> Dec 12 1917 guest Jun 19, 2003 0 0

* Spike states that his wifey is having contractions about 15 min apart. so I... guest Jun 19, 2003 0 126

<^KaMaG^> I always use "six letters long" cause the signup form said "Your... guest Jun 19, 2003 0 224

<Josho> man, i was cruising with this guy last night guest Jun 19, 2003 0 -3

<Broken_La> there is no way to use PHP mysql functions to write and read from a... guest Jun 19, 2003 0 -1

<GM-Bot> What country is directly north of the continental United States? guest Jun 19, 2003 0 210

<tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[ guest Jun 18, 2003 0 4

<tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on guest Jun 18, 2003 0 235

<McMoo> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030617/ap_on_hi_te/d... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 140

<aphelion> dude this fuckin thing scared the shit out of me guest Jun 18, 2003 0 102

* Now talking in #honda guest Jun 18, 2003 0 0

<davidc> did you know this year in #lost guest Jun 18, 2003 0 224

<Chrono-X> well I dont LIVE in the ghetto but I go to the ghetto almost daily guest Jun 18, 2003 0 -1

<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p guest Jun 18, 2003 0 0

<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 1

<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of about 4 friends in... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 168

<Aximili> WHAT THE DAMN HELL WAS THAT AHHHHHH guest Jun 18, 2003 0 73

<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 68

<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong! guest Jun 18, 2003 0 155

* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school guest Jun 18, 2003 0 141

<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite guest Jun 18, 2003 0 286

* Xian just heard a loud bang out side guest Jun 18, 2003 0 448

(timmo) her boobies are fake guest Jun 18, 2003 0 178

(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room guest Jun 18, 2003 0 21

<kisama> these penguin mints are weak guest Jun 18, 2003 0 27

<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 176

<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 141

<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs? The terrorists have won! guest Jun 18, 2003 0 84

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<sean> I could jack off to a barbie doll and it'd be the equivilant to jerking... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 105

<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 229

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<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 111

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<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 87

<@lucid> good warez comes to those who wait ;) guest Jun 18, 2003 0 6

<jer|SYIOUX> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 136

<Darth-Phenom> I remember in third grade I was taught that it's sinful to erase... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 131

<LilGCube740-> im not an idiot i just dont like things that are too comlicated guest Jun 18, 2003 0 93

<^Tony_Soprano^> TommyT, we all knw that all girls on mirc are guys, all guys... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 159

[8:39pm]«+ w2o » Are you religious? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 138

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<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 254

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<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 4

<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep guest Jun 18, 2003 0 224

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<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh guest Jun 18, 2003 0 170

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<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 134

<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean guest Jun 18, 2003 0 246

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<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 60

<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 278

<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 0

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<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 153

<confuted> some israeli guy just started here guest Jun 18, 2003 0 7

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 429

<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene guest Jun 18, 2003 0 311

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(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while guest Jun 18, 2003 0 117

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<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 84

<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 158

*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 127

<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now guest Jun 18, 2003 0 74

<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 112

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<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 118

<z0rk> why do you want this indian so much? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 -3

<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 119

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<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 143

<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 154

<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics guest Jun 18, 2003 0 80

<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 110

<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head guest Jun 18, 2003 0 110

<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight guest Jun 18, 2003 0 356

<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 273

<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh guest Jun 18, 2003 0 328

<klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 253

<KKR[b0r3d]> i once had a wet dream and was glued to my bed the following day guest Jun 18, 2003 0 -3

<FiZi> HEY I FOUND A COOKIE CRUMB ON MY SHIRT guest Jun 18, 2003 0 215

<miriamb> is there really horse in horseradish guest Jun 18, 2003 0 0

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<m477[Lain]> ok i know how to fix this problem, but you need a webcam and have... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 330

<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 0

<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 231

(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 127

<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot guest Jun 18, 2003 0 30

<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor and dont share... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 80

<CrazySpence> my moms like "do you have the paper towels" *i hand them over* "I... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 212

<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth guest Jun 18, 2003 0 189

<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 45

<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt guest Jun 18, 2003 0 119

<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 95

slurpee: got p2p? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 131

<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 186

(PowrSlave) how r things? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 214

<+Normandy> How poor is this. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 163

<CrdStang> Oh dear guest Jun 18, 2003 0 232

<Feared> Everyone's against me. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 176

<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today guest Jun 18, 2003 0 195

<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 144

<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too guest Jun 18, 2003 0 162

<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 29

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<JonJonB> omg Gary Glitter is on tv guest Jun 18, 2003 0 -2

<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 111

<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your behavior and every... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 60

<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 127

{ava}> A WORM guest Jun 18, 2003 0 113

<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital guest Jun 18, 2003 0 43

<phatmike> wtf guest Jun 18, 2003 0 253

<Uhh_Duh> And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING! guest Jun 18, 2003 0 64

<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults guest Jun 18, 2003 0 56

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<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 269

<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any guest Jun 18, 2003 0 95

<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard guest Jun 18, 2003 0 157

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*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies guest Jun 18, 2003 0 61

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<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 170

<@daerid> I have a drinking problem guest Jun 18, 2003 0 230

<maddox> You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 144

<Mojojojo> omg guest Jun 18, 2003 0 208

<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 118

<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube? guest Jun 18, 2003 0 183

<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it guest Jun 18, 2003 0 90

<@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a power bitch, tried... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 295

<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com. guest Jun 18, 2003 0 129

<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video... guest Jun 18, 2003 0 190

<u-238> PARA FOR SHIT'S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY ATOMIC MASS guest Jun 18, 2003 0 -2

<ljl> Linux Barbie - comes with a Tux keychain, a set of Distro on CDs, a set... guest Jun 17, 2003 0 189

<Sugadon> hey man my got damn truck broke down on the highway guest Jun 16, 2003 0 -1

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03:20 * irc_bob lols. guest Jun 16, 2003 0 -3

<timmo> you know this will be one of those things guest Jun 15, 2003 0 157

<[Shinji]> alot of the models are 24-24-24 guest Jun 15, 2003 0 0

<gee`> actually... my parents told me if i didnt lose 40 pounds by summer, they... guest Jun 15, 2003 0 218

<drunkers> some thief tried to break into my apt :(, so i swung an xbox... guest Jun 15, 2003 0 204

<wtm1> what about ziploc bagging a fart and opening it in someone's face? guest Jun 15, 2003 0 56

<AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when i not rarondn... guest Jun 15, 2003 0 370

[TearsofPearl] AUGH WHY IS CALLISTA FLOCKHART DATING HARRISON FORD?! NOOOOOO!! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 108

dsfsdf: I need a job guest Jun 14, 2003 0 113

<jko> When david was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey we dont say "He... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 207

<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life guest Jun 14, 2003 0 144

<ChimeriX^mIRC> you maked an mistake.... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<ArmadilloX> suck my cock guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

EnjoiDug: lol so did u get into any of there computeres guest Jun 14, 2003 0 22

(@King-Bob) a car is much like a women...both require money....and if u... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

[noddingGeek] lowkey: Yeah shes bringing a different friend this time... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 40

* NekoGuy deletes his candidate for goddess episodes guest Jun 14, 2003 0 131

<secracy> what would be the correct way to be able to have !! in my php script ? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 29

<TaQ|away> Argh, my server's being raped up the bumb. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 150

* Stan casts Kill on InfoServ. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 90

-Skandranon- Sorry for this services thing. Some 13-year old never-get-a-date... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 168

<Milky> Tony Blair has just announced that he is sending the people that chose... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 309

<Jason666> Heh... Failed English this year. W00t! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 259

<gellehsak> all the french kids at my school guest Jun 14, 2003 0 47

<Nimitz> if a tree falls on a lumberjack, and there's no-one else there, does... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 126

<+EvaUnit02> so as far as after the first 9 months of not having sex guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

[Kristina] some geek on slashdot insulted me because I commented that geeks... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 92

<Cody> what color is mango? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 279

<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -5

([-[-S-]-]) wet dreams were cool guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<zenlunatic> is slashdot fully lynx/links/w3m compatible as far as posting... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 151

<AragornEstel> hey harpana guest Jun 14, 2003 0 83

<@Dr_J> I'm a tarded CSer - short and stout guest Jun 14, 2003 0 93

@Kovac: Kinda, but thats because when I got hard the teacher was completely... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 148

<WAKO15> i think my circle of life is a hexagon guest Jun 14, 2003 0 125

<Mara> so I'm like 'oh no! my new service sucks ass!' guest Jun 14, 2003 0 117

<eval> multiple personality disorder guest Jun 14, 2003 0 294

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<brad> i was hoping for a friendly windows way, but i guess i'll look at that guest Jun 14, 2003 0 89

<cioxx> !fact guest Jun 14, 2003 0 204

<Mr_Meeker> you know how cats always land on their feet and toast always lands... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 221

<kak> Alereon you're a dumb fucking cunt thanks for your help i'm going to go... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 282

<Ryan[Away]> wtf guest Jun 14, 2003 0 172

<raluka> I live in Southwest Europe guest Jun 14, 2003 0 170

<ShadowRage> I woke up this morning and thought I was a carrot :( guest Jun 14, 2003 0 129

<Shock[JR]breakfast> basically i went to a kegger and drank 4000 kegs and got... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 129

<Otto> I froze up during a school play once guest Jun 14, 2003 0 321

<epix|work> i was just browsing my home netowrk and i went into my brothers... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 142

Myrkul: Agreed, but pre-treat the area with some soothing kerosene guest Jun 14, 2003 0 3

<seth> Dammit, I've had hiccups for the past TWO HOURS! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 102

<dooder> whats the quickest way to make a woman orgasm guest Jun 14, 2003 0 29

<Pornosaur> I remember a girl showing me her boobs in kindergarten guest Jun 14, 2003 0 201

<Alman> dude omfg there's this fag named scott loar at my school guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -3

<carhartt> I would hate to be a op around here. It's be like running a daycare... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 203

<poohbear0> hey what's cracken asl guest Jun 14, 2003 0 219

<Evil_One> you know you're a geek when instead of repeating something in detail... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -5

@JarZ: i want my dad's mirc guest Jun 14, 2003 0 6

< Sortova> Heh - Singapore has at least 58 WiFi access points guest Jun 14, 2003 0 123

<Zone-MR> Nope, but my gayfever is killing me guest Jun 14, 2003 0 435

<DocUK> whats a dropship guest Jun 14, 2003 0 346

<uneekwahn> http://store.playboy.com/images/product/400/8386.jpg guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<mindsnare> 48% guest Jun 14, 2003 0 101

<dJOEk> DrgnDancr: when you lost your virginity .. did you at any point during... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<noddy> i like porn :D guest Jun 14, 2003 0 97

[04:35] <Scary_Guy> Everyone clime aboard THE MAN TRAIN guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

|15:59:22| Mixx: theres nothing to say guest Jun 14, 2003 0 146

<Homer_Jay_Simpson> I was just playing counter strike. And I only died once... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -3

<Netsniper> God.. Im only 16 what the hell would I need penis enlargment pills... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 5

<DarkForceRising> cmon pmab i need ur best anecdotes n jokes guest Jun 14, 2003 0 86

<@[CKS]Red_Robot> last time i was home i smoked a bowl in the middle of the... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 119

* popsicle_sands faints guest Jun 14, 2003 0 176

<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 131

<InvaderZ> Organisers of a children's beauty contest have agreed to remove the... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 129

Geeky Weezer Fan: "Did you see X2?" guest Jun 14, 2003 0 188

<TO> ppl think im gay when they first meat me sometimes guest Jun 14, 2003 0 74

'mouth: Channel Spike Lee and shit'll really hit the fan. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 164

<GodOfHellFire> they banned me from paintball, something about bringing real... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 242

<rtype> u cnt hx me u hv no pwr guest Jun 14, 2003 0 129

<keith_escalade> I got a computer for my wife, and it was a good trade. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 182

* Escobar - Quit (Quit: Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 239

<Ganja> weed is good guest Jun 14, 2003 0 208

<@Firebird> Crap..I hacked my microwave and now it cools things down instead of... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 231

<+DarkCraft> yeah well evil don't win many popularity contests... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 117

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* explicit kicks PK guest Jun 14, 2003 0 16

<Faight> Reproduction is stupid. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 301

<Gnell|CHAMPION> OMG A DONKEY JUST WENT BY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE guest Jun 14, 2003 0 312

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<[6thAB]Barnes> I wasn't masturbating! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 191

[17:12] <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos. They've... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 276

dergrue: what's the name of that program that gives you a random meal to eat... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 380

<fe> woo, it's 10! it's about time that all of the fat anime hos that have all... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 153

^john^> how come identd doesnt bind to port 113 guest Jun 14, 2003 0 94

<Cael> i like how microsoft word automatically capitalizes 'microsoft' guest Jun 14, 2003 0 369

<Clarke Eesdope> new skill dom? do explain guest Jun 14, 2003 0 36

<fnord> bash.org's back up! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 183

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<Shadow> You know how when you watch anime and they have a little nudity, you... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 256

<Shadow> "Due to the recent decrease in overall test scores among high school guest Jun 14, 2003 0 45

<Shadow> "Look! Up in the sky! Floating ejaculate!" guest Jun 14, 2003 0 138

<whitcomb> hello alistair guest Jun 14, 2003 0 162

<whitcomb> You (the writer of the article) seem almost blinded to the reality... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

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<Me655321Neither> party in my pants guest Jun 14, 2003 0 137

<pengwuan> I USE TRAFFIC CONES TO FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY ASSHOLE. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<adorecm> Tim is my hero. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<whitcomb> i somehow get the feeling that listening to the cure and looking at... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 76

<BlackWaterSpiral> i think i will ask steve to help me out guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

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<RS-Jack> this place is like a bowl of cereal, full of fruits and nuts guest Jun 14, 2003 0 67

<kmad> today, me and jake were playing tennis guest Jun 14, 2003 0 336

<YelseyKing> Y'know what the internet needs? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 81

<Soulcleaver> In last week's episode, Jack fought Aku again and won in about 20... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 214

<Medicore> BB later guys.. i'm off to Africa (South Africa) guest Jun 14, 2003 0 5

< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 132

<JMet> aww, nothing wrong with a few red necks guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -6

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< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 171

Gud> woah.. eating while tranquilised in your mouth isn't exactly an easy task... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 121

[+BIoNYX]: asking me if i'd go to an 8 o'clock class for any reason but a test... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 102

<Bizznatch> hot steamy gooey jizz guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -3

(@GKB) How the hell do I idle? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 57

<Selphie> oic I remember Cherice but she does not remember me~ guest Jun 14, 2003 0 45

<sloop> i downloaded matrix reloaded off kazaa guest Jun 14, 2003 0 170

<Apocalypz> this ftp i leeched from at school said it had porn and i was like... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 8

(Apocalypz) you know ive got a pretty crazy fantasy guest Jun 14, 2003 0 41

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<kharma> I just found out that XP is the Christian monogram made from the first... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 90

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<[BaY]Spc_yoyO^|c107h3d|> Dude this is so gay. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<A-C> The thing is...there have been so many sims expansions, what the FUCK is... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 201

<Claire> Milk + Cookies > Saix guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -3

<Claire> My sis brought me a can of Vanilla coke guest Jun 14, 2003 0 144

<|CM|>Mongoose> i'm looking for a girl that enjoys having a bad time guest Jun 14, 2003 0 145

<CommanderStab> When I was young I thought being a chemist just meant mixing... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 202

<Alfador> 103. What is the fear of light known as ? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 508

<macro> DAMMMMMIT guest Jun 14, 2003 0 118

<mog> !8BALL WILL MARA KICK ME IN TWO SECONDS FOR ABUSING THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 221

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<Amuck50> well....you know the aliens ALWAYS land in america.....because we're... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 123

Ubie> I'll worry about policies when I get my own intern guest Jun 14, 2003 0 16

<@SJr> You know since bash has gone down, I have gotten a girlfriend, started... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 321

<King_Kane> haha this is what the principle said to some kid today "If I had my... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<pupazz_> I know where I live. Under your bed. Oh yes. One day, You'll feel a... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 152

<manmanandboyboy> date syllabus check guest Jun 14, 2003 0 164

<Antioch-WTF> Incidentally, am I the only one that craves hentai featuring a... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 54

<|404notfound> Kazaa is like playing Russian roulette, only with porn instead... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 192

<bLanKer> omg my right hand hurts alot guest Jun 14, 2003 0 224

<DaRKInCuBuS> i love stupidity guest Jun 14, 2003 0 145

TheOffspring326: Grand Theft Auto 3 would be alot more realistic if the main... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<Linds> So how old are you pple guest Jun 14, 2003 0 239

<Nanobot> I wish I had a girlfriend... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 71

<+bos> you said farewell to irc guest Jun 14, 2003 0 154

<jludka> irc needs vote kicking guest Jun 14, 2003 0 52

<FUCKEDUP> Yo guest Jun 14, 2003 0 6

<brad> i really need to drink more so that drinking a little doesn't get me so... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 121

<Stormcrow> im sick to death of Justin fucking bastard Timberlake guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<Peeps> Is it just me, or is it a bit odd that Neo saves Trinity's life through... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 207

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< pete> i no how viscous chicks can get guest Jun 14, 2003 0 3

<Billthe4th> im am what we in the business call a 7331 h4x0r guest Jun 14, 2003 0 330

* Spades has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) guest Jun 14, 2003 0 136

<RedAlert> regulary swearing randomly in a channel.. some people have weird... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -3

<Supachikn> insert key thwarts my attempt at correct grammar once again guest Jun 14, 2003 0 97

(Mobius`) is there a disease where your hands always feel dirty and you wash... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 127

* +Soul-Reaver continues his evil nocturnal deeds guest Jun 14, 2003 0 121

<|Jason666|> The suicide rate in the country tripled after the crash of the... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 103

<Iori> Caerbannog, You might be a RedNeck if, Your wife has a beer belly and... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 134

* jimmiejaz is watching Name of the Rose. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 104

<LucyFerr> credit cards are like hot psycho chicks. Always fun to fuck but... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 168

<Task-> i used to be able to say "i like stick my fingers in my arse" in... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 109

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<Potato> This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me about his whole... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 292

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<Darth-Phenom> The term "African-American" is archaic and implies racial... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 129

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<Dark_Veteran> afk stopping housemate burn the house down guest Jun 14, 2003 0 143

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<Arrgh> hmmm... i need to write my own matrix code guest Jun 14, 2003 0 238

<elusive> lol, the only legal thing on tylers pc are his drivers guest Jun 14, 2003 0 88

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<Braincore> I'm losing my verginity as we speak! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

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<mAJ0RD> im so glad i spent $0 on office xp guest Jun 14, 2003 0 123

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<JaYoNaIsE> xvid is what? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 5

<japh_l> Hm. Tax return. Perhapse I'll buy a GPS tomorrow. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 160

sidacola: AH MAW GAWD. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 87

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<Quietetetet> I think all the bash moderators wear ku klux klan clothes at the... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 41

<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 221

<MSH> there's a "rape" function in the game? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

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<Kevyn> Woohoo, girls college softball on ESPN2. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 169

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<Gazuga> WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PICKLE AND AN ATLAR BOY? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 185

<Zip-> give me child porn guest Jun 14, 2003 0 47

<nover> I think methamphetimines is the only word over 5 letters you hobags... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 137

<Drjookz> hello guest Jun 14, 2003 0 162

<DigitlDud> which button here calls your parents to pick you up? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 51

<ruff> hey dana you and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals so let's do what... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 256

<XlatB> gah, i've been smoking so much that i wouldnt get a hardon even if the... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<sKarab> wtf is a pap smear anyway? <sKarab> it sounds nasty <sKarab> like the... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 29

<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight guest Jun 14, 2003 0 303

<^Sunrise> YES! SCORE! parents gone to see matrix guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<LordCrank> you're a closet pedophile. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 136

<Ch33ky> is this the internet? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 106

<kammerer06>if 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea does that mean the 5th... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 215

<Alex> whenever i finally think i'm gonna dump this girl, she always says... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 130

<DarthAndonuts> most people forget Penn is an Ivy League school guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<The_Karma_Police>It's weird how Bush wants to get rid of the world's evil guest Jun 14, 2003 0 41

<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 135

<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 337

<Airlea> If I was trying to hit on you AJ, I'd just use my frying pan. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 146

<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk: "modem... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 225

marty> So, what happened, did you date her? What was she like... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 178

<uSa-> does anyone know of something similar to PHPnuke, but not as complex? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 62

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<phox0r> blarghh: your mom's mouth is an example of a BIOS guest Jun 14, 2003 0 12

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<Amora_Bunny> Dragon is my pet bitch guest Jun 14, 2003 0 12

<Friday> !quote *quotes*are*fucking*retarded* guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

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<percilicious> !8ball Am I sexier than Leonardo Dicaprio? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 269

<Capt_Dequranii> bah... the south were n00bs guest Jun 14, 2003 0 150

<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> I've only learned one thing about IRC over the years guest Jun 14, 2003 0 28

<nicolle14> whats the point of being a techie dork if you don't dload porn? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 84

* KJ 's room is getting to be like aladdins cave guest Jun 14, 2003 0 170

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<DarKHawK> Hows this, I get told to create a /dev dir for a developer I say no... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 85

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* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 293

<PaulZ108> no TACO BELL is better because they have pictures of Angelina Jolie... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 107

<broken> PARENT NOT KNOW WHAT KID DO AT NIGHT. WHEN AT NIGHT KID GO OUT GET... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -4

<Tifffany> do ppl in this room talk guest Jun 14, 2003 0 118

<Pioneer> "40gb, you will never fill that" guest Jun 14, 2003 0 126

<yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 229

<AmorWork> anyone can help me? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 131

<gilesw> so wtf is damn v-station guest Jun 14, 2003 0 3

<gorefeend> my bum is all alone :/ guest Jun 14, 2003 0 12

<Jubei-> sup nigs guest Jun 14, 2003 0 11

<Omnipolex> how many years of experience have you had with young rape ntfs guest Jun 14, 2003 0 192

<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking guest Jun 14, 2003 0 75

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<eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH guest Jun 14, 2003 0 98

(splinter) stupid vending machine... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 99

<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17 guest Jun 14, 2003 0 172

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* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE' guest Jun 14, 2003 0 114

<grem> hah guest Jun 14, 2003 0 101

<MegamanX2K> C'mon, of course Bush is going to play it safe with Korea. Would... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 180

<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 188

<Oolong> i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot guest Jun 14, 2003 0 7

<windows_macgeek> What mods can you do with a Sega Genesis? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 189

<windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash card to have more... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 400

Sinviras: Squeak got himself a g/f guest Jun 14, 2003 0 273

<K0S-M0S> Now you are immortalized as a race-hater on bash guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<deceptika> god created shit....honda made it move guest Jun 14, 2003 0 57

<Big_Mike> I hate Celine Dion. So much I refuse to spell her name correctly. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 258

< ILjWerk> I'm on terror alert level fuscia guest Jun 14, 2003 0 4

<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit guest Jun 14, 2003 0 328

<GWS-108> #14 90x [ 35K] How to get stuff from xdcc bots (.doc) guest Jun 14, 2003 0 6

<seg2> irony is calling yourself a genius and misspelling it. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 256

<the_almighty_shoe> i bought concert tickets for a stranger i met on online... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<cam[work]> "The weight of the cookie is projected to reach 40,000 pounds or... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 105

<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 198

<tsohgVAIO> bluetooth and wifi arent used for the same things guest Jun 14, 2003 0 134

<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie guest Jun 14, 2003 0 353

<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the mail. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 131

<@RickBitch> If you break up with a chick, and u see her and her new boyfriend... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 158

<K8> well the theme was aincient history guest Jun 14, 2003 0 69

<alpenwrk> deskmod goes down more than a fucking whore guest Jun 14, 2003 0 7

<emte> yeah its hard on lower intellegened people guest Jun 14, 2003 0 43

[Painless] "when I reach an adult runlevel and have /dev/son0 and... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 102

<Juggs> ahaha the funniest shit is when i took 3 e's at once at a lan guest Jun 14, 2003 0 74

<Nuts> You wouldnt kick the nuts, would you? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<ElDuderino> I heard having sex with women made you gay guest Jun 14, 2003 0 98

<@Xin> stfu loxley. go back to denmark! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 10

<DJ> http://www.planetdaikatana.com/ guest Jun 14, 2003 0 112

<moijk|mpr> Our sales guy have become a alcoholic, is that a bad sign? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 140

<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet guest Jun 14, 2003 0 156

<Lassie> actually i remember when I was about twelve, I bought "pot" off an... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 131

<TeePeeJah> fuck , I just gave myz elf a huge paper cut opening a hate letter I... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 15

<Hippy> Damn its freaking cold in here and my heater is broke :( guest Jun 14, 2003 0 9

<broken_la> Ah hell, I'll just run the 2.6 kernel. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 54

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<gods_gift562003> hey umaro you no wear i can get sub7 guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<MrWhippy> it's raining, it's pouring.. the old man is... HOLY SHIT HE IS... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 86

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<Friday> I did a science experiment on magnets and I cited MM3 for examples. I... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 221

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<wan1234> is it possible cd rom can read dvd? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 207

* Cold_Lich wanders off to see if there's any of that garlic sausage I noticed... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 65

<Volt3kker>whats cntrl + F do on boot ? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 127

<demiurge> why dont you unban me from bots already guest Jun 14, 2003 0 11

PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 256

<create> <nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 185

* BigD slaps BigD around a bit with a large trout guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -4

<Mardom> Tip: Never try to pee no handed and with out watching guest Jun 14, 2003 0 53

<tuned> you're just stupid, please get hit by a car full of bees. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 251

<Betharoni> My internet connection is so slow tonight, I think it's being sent... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 161

<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 129

[krys] mmm salad guest Jun 14, 2003 0 59

<APE> HOLY SHIT guest Jun 14, 2003 0 129

<Major_Tom> anyone know if you can do anything with the USB port on a cable box? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 273

<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher guest Jun 14, 2003 0 55

<Megatron50000> I MAY BE PHATETIC BUT AT LEAST I CAN SEPLL!!! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 1

<LaXyOW3> You must be a veteran in this channel to get +v :P guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<Bismarck>Ok. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 273

SonofthePioneers: you and your friends know he's threatened to cut himself? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<Kwangawoo> yawn guest Jun 14, 2003 0 138

<Darien> I'm trying to decide how to ask Kristen out guest Jun 14, 2003 0 219

<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 68

<ash|revising> logs are for beavers guest Jun 14, 2003 0 10

[iop] i was suspended form kewl school, so my ma gets pissed stops bying food... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -3

[ak_] I'm moving to linux guest Jun 14, 2003 0 4

»»»» Now talking in #Counter-Strike.net. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 123

<c0de> Should NASA invest in making the space shuttle safer or develop a new... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 205

* Rancid likes those hot teachers who keep you back after school for a private... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 96

* @Super-Vipeo [Super Mario Brothers Theme Song-Nintendo] - [0.65mb; 1:24... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 290

<PHA||TOM> what the fuck are you hippies on about? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<Evil1> Watching comedy Inc is like beating yourself in the genetals with a... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 169

<mom> !eightball clean your room guest Jun 14, 2003 0 91

<GoddIs> i don have that many friends../.:( guest Jun 14, 2003 0 107

<spectre> fear, frank is one of power rangers. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 251

* Road^K|ll is away: gettin up guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<KaaLee> Apparently I missed an entire period of trying to derive the quadratic... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 30

<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 206

<CommanderStab> <Poppins> lets vote on whether it should be a democracy or not guest Jun 14, 2003 0 228

< fluxion> perhaps microsoft has realized that humans cannot accept guest Jun 14, 2003 0 127

<|_0gre_|> what does one do with 40 gigs? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 19

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<dbl-d> tinkerbel hates me today :) guest Jun 14, 2003 0 219

<Lauren> I ROX0RS JO0 NEWBIE! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 178

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 4077

<nixon> the only thing this conversation is leading to is an online circle jerk guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<Chojin_> I mean I'm STILL insulted that she saw me just as a walking dildo guest Jun 14, 2003 0 2

<datamorph> lewsha, we generally call it a lan party because if we call it a... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 217

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<Casper> I gotta shit.. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 110

<Crembo> in UT2k3, killing 6 people is "Monster kill". guest Jun 14, 2003 0 219

<mindstorms> did u ever realize how gay the term "manhole" sounds? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 122

<MikeSee> what OS does windows run on? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 73

* typeoghoul MY INTERNET KID GOT A 1200 ON HER SAT"S guest Jun 14, 2003 0 144

<chris> Dreamweaver wont open grrr guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -4

<Hypno^Zzz> "When I put my cock inside a woman, the matrix tells me.. it's... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

[16:13] <goatasaur> ahh, porn guest Jun 14, 2003 0 4

<mogli_the_freak_> k guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<EnergyWasp> or its your dumbass self's fault. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 3

Motorbreath151: I love guest Jun 14, 2003 0 204

<froggie> is 7stray4,duCks" a good password? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 201

<Tech_Yoshi> Your inner child would randomly say "I have boobs"? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<Foxie> I'm a guy guest Jun 14, 2003 0 104

<Keio> Shaq is like the entire cast of Fat Albert combined into one man. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<eDAN> That makes me think...has there been a wirework porn movie called "The... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 108

<@hugh|boredstupid> my mind was lagged guest Jun 14, 2003 0 235

<|Wolf|> what's the new catch phrase for teenage girls these days? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 88

<Number1> what do you do when you have a file that refuses to delete? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 142

<Nemessis> hmm guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<Linus-> "In the future, computers will weigh less than one ton." -unknown, 1949 guest Jun 14, 2003 0 381

<punk_arse> # Appears as DAN. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

* sleepysid is away: brb getting married guest Jun 14, 2003 0 312

[^Ryan^]: welcome to the real world she said to me guest Jun 14, 2003 0 116

(smasho) i saw matrix 2 today guest Jun 14, 2003 0 220

<Yuuhi> i found some info guest Jun 14, 2003 0 57

<Shez> i shall create my own planet named "the planet of dropdead losers named... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 187

<Dr_Ian> WHY ARE ALL AUSTRALIANS OBSESSED WITH THE APOCALYPSE?! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 111

<Waffles111> does "nihon ni sukimashita" bean "I have arrived in Japan"? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 160

<b1u3> ok so sexual orientation day wasnt the best idea for a moral booster... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<RocketFodder> that is the worst porn ever guest Jun 14, 2003 0 99

<wormie> go to a junk yard guest Jun 14, 2003 0 145

<MoonKitty> wb dummy guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<MoonKitty> I'm on the cock patch guest Jun 14, 2003 0 12

<stigmata`> www.stigmata.dyns.net/images/ guest Jun 14, 2003 0 236

<Okie-Narc> Found this bowl of "Cookies and Cream" ice cream in the kitchen... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 13

<Charles> Well, Smith is a virus now. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 327

PegLegPete PM: yo guest Jun 14, 2003 0 75

afkun: "funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 59

<version> modbot let qbert = 35 guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<Jotarou> Man I masturbate in the shower so much, I'm surprised a baby hasn't... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 98

<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 52

<Kyle> All the EfNet servers are connected, right? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<Lyrael> you wouldn't even miss me guest Jun 14, 2003 0 133

<Giga> I hope my sister leaves. Then I can masturbate. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<Blindy> Burger, you can get cubans in Canada? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 7

<AndrewLB> Hmm, my entire art class is going to think I'm gay, considering this... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 155

<Bob> It was a nervous twitch guest Jun 14, 2003 0 231

<Secret_Squirrel> jesus guest Jun 14, 2003 0 105

[Perdition] I'm trying to host on my microwave, what distro should I use? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

[Perdition] I have broadband, but it makes me look fat guest Jun 14, 2003 0 2

<DarkFox> Dude, I need to cast growth on...things guest Jun 14, 2003 0 144

<flawed> matrix reloaded was pretty good guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

Cyber J: the reason why Canada doesn't have much of a military is because they... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 91

<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling guest Jun 14, 2003 0 97

(mattmoo) wot do you call a hundred black ppl in a field? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -4

<webby> anyone else noticed an emergent trend where people deliberately say... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 179

<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 123

Mon: its.. kinda funny. O_o guest Jun 14, 2003 0 184

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<shkippy> i fucked the girl in Hanson... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<Danarchy> I'm glad that with my small penis, I'll always be gentle with the... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 11

<Midvalley> it's a beautiful day guest Jun 14, 2003 0 218

<CommanderStab> You know how I'd love to go out? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 137

<eva> hey when will i be able to buy the matrix phone guest Jun 14, 2003 0 93

<@Canadian_Beaver>Yeah, I just finished putting a coat of polish on my hubby's... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 137

<lav> that's what happens to people caught cheating guest Jun 14, 2003 0 2

<jbroome> i will be assilimated guest Jun 14, 2003 0 262

<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 94

<dylan> anyone know where i can get the new deftones album? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 120

<Andris> See you later, masturbators. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 294

[21:13] (@KOLDSTARE): I was informed this is a rich part of town guest Jun 14, 2003 0 145

<Heythere> i've always wanted you guest Jun 14, 2003 0 74

<Heavy_P> Whats the diffrence between a black and a table guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<Nordling> Yes, the climax will be a Neo/Smith DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION dance off. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 95

* strang3r licks eZ_T4B's ass guest Jun 14, 2003 0 338

<Dabz> truly.nice.ass.3.cd2.avi <- disney film about a really friendly donkey? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 14

[Kris] you know, IRIX is one of the most pure unixes out there judging from... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 30

<SomeGuy> My computer has no firewalls. It is protected by a thin layer of... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 203

<revolver> "whatevah, whatevah, it's mah hot body and ah'll do what ah want." guest Jun 14, 2003 0 71

<hydro`> i had this weird dream guest Jun 14, 2003 0 270

<nutrasweetie> lol my brother is such a little creep guest Jun 14, 2003 0 63

<|NightChade|> Chinese smorgasboard and beer - $15 guest Jun 14, 2003 0 104

<Scragadelic> honestly, goatse should be on like the french national flag guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<A-C> This is great... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 281

<nancy> any fem wants to make love? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 2

<TDO_Crips> IRC is just multiplayer notepad. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 323

<garrett> i need to get off in bed guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<damn_fig> someone needs to form Bashaholics Anonymous guest Jun 14, 2003 0 39

<noodle> i think one of my nuts got twisted in my sac today guest Jun 14, 2003 0 152

<althalus> I am of the opinion that there is something fundementally flawed... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 89

<FMJaguar> how do i erase a minidisc, either in the real world or the matrix... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<[FMa]Brick> just teh first time? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 15

<DocGonzo> heh, you know you do too much dvd ripping when you half expect that... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 25

<@KaZaA> haha, elephante12 has a homeless chick for a girlfriend :p guest Jun 14, 2003 0 136

<arm> it says i have 3 ircs running when i can only see 2 guest Jun 14, 2003 0 208

<Epi> anyone gots photoshop7 cd key, my net browsering skills are only lvl 36... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 226

<who2> why does everyone hate me because i'm jewish :( guest Jun 14, 2003 0 322

<psytek> i'm a bash.org virgin guest Jun 14, 2003 0 52

« turkey » when a baby matures to age 16 (well, thats when it happened for me)... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 96

<j0nkatz> SHIT! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 112

<Snapper> Whats the Egyption word for slave? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 56

xenophile: been awhile since i've done a mailman guest Jun 14, 2003 0 52

<Bivens> Internet Explorer Tip: when it says "turn off images", it only refers... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 170

<@I_Need_Therapy> it would be cool if in the future the world will be like in... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<Rezod> damn I'm graphic peckish, think I'll do some litestep'ing, need to... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

[sta_hi] i had a static ip once guest Jun 14, 2003 0 135

<markogogo> Do you Americans know what a "Bubba" is? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 205

blade|uk: oh no guest Jun 14, 2003 0 79

<|DeadPan|> I dont get drunk guest Jun 14, 2003 0 172

<xyrnx> when people write 'there' instead of 'their' it fucking annoys me and i... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 209

<TheMaskedAnus> Hey Walter, Pump up the funk! guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<D3adlode`ViceCity> No.. it's a roleplaying night in some club guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -5

* held (~chief@dhcp-17-034.via-eth.ch) Quit (Quit: there is no spoon!) guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<Manuva> who keeps uploading the college fuckfest shit? Cause it sucks guest Jun 14, 2003 0 9

<MiCao_> zondr, it wasnt funny to put my silly question onm the topic ;) guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<D{-_-}J> how do I fix my card info? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 77

#closed-minded :@mcc guest Jun 14, 2003 0 58

<killjoy> i'm leaving smooshed bug guts on the top corner of my monitor as an... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 186

<asshat> I just chipped a tooth on one of my nuts guest Jun 14, 2003 0 150

<ArcticFox> uugh.. I wish I had food.. all I have left are fudgecicles. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 444

Mr Markus White: So what are you doing online, criminal. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 101

<SACS|Maul555> download 5t5ha55t guest Jun 14, 2003 0 278

<CuZZa> they need to hand out personal jizz screens at Matrix Reloaded guest Jun 14, 2003 0 6

<Gerrard> Theres some sort of militant feminist movement going on in my... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 191

<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 325

(@WickedDrag0oN) bah guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

<SiCk-bOi>What does NBA stand for? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<Falkon> My dreams always involve talking on IRC. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 20

<SteamedHams> jesus christ, it's not like insulting zirc is blasphemy for gods... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 34

<keith_escalade> If you were a guy, I'd call you Richard Whiskey (Dick Liquor... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 139

(`dM`): I took a girl on a date to a lan party.. she seemed throughly bored guest Jun 14, 2003 0 248

<+psychoace> damn fucking netsplits guest Jun 14, 2003 0 4

<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling guest Jun 14, 2003 0 2

<Riku> One time, there was an American, an Irishmen (I think), and a Polish guy... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 127

<emil> If it makes you feel better, I'll show you a picture of myself. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 8

<illiterat> I'm gonna install linux on my laptop. it comes with XP home, but... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 131

TheTrazzster: listening to Ludacris is the musical equivalent of eating shit. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 49

<HellFyre> AIM has about the functionality of a shaved poodle on fire. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 63

<cspan> I wonder what IRC was like before the internet guest Jun 14, 2003 0 163

<asshat> went for lunch at the hardrock with a friend guest Jun 14, 2003 0 142

«{dR}-Cobra» i had my gf whack me off cause she couldnt give head all that well guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

<FucKFace> well, im off to go meet my girlfriends husband guest Jun 14, 2003 0 140

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<Optimus> i've said it before and i'll say it again guest Jun 14, 2003 0 93

<[GSF]PippinZ> I teach maths and english guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -5

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<deathazre> somebody stole twish's vanilla cock guest Jun 14, 2003 0 76

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<lav> my brothers are drag-racing the tractor guest Jun 14, 2003 0 137

* Now talking in #Arleah on irc.alterdreams.net guest Jun 14, 2003 0 120

<Ri-G0d> well, I'd rather suck a cock, then fuck angelina jolie guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -4

<tudda> Man you guys are nerds. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 327

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<bucketms> any idea how fast your comp is? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 104

<@PHiZ> "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family." guest Jun 14, 2003 0 75

<@s7e> rofl i remember when i used to work part time ... me auntie worked at... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<@daleth> so it really did lead to "..." :) guest Jun 14, 2003 0 137

<mailfraud> did i tell u i wore out the motor on my vibrator? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 4

LinkDJ: hey, you might be able to help me out here guest Jun 14, 2003 0 2

<donovan> but there may be a new exploit released while I'm sleeping, is what I... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 122

<Henk> How do express your personal viewpoint without sounding like an idiot? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<b1u3> boy youd think after all the years of internet porn you'd know how to... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 81

<Measure> DO U NEED <NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -3

<NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get real porn. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<GUY> Is there n e other ways to say pussy i know pussy clit cunt beaver n'... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -2

* ^sWift licks Christina guest Jun 14, 2003 0 52

<dsbnh> man... mailorderbride.com leads to nothing guest Jun 14, 2003 0 55

<iwantagetfater> I'm muching on a dozen doughnuts right now guest Jun 14, 2003 0 24

<Torn> WHAT ABOUT WE CHANGE TOPIC, BECAUSE I DON'T GET WHAT YOU ARE TALKING... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 75

[2:19pm]«@ bobmudd» i'll trade my g/f for your hd guest Jun 14, 2003 0 56

[ Kandal_NH ] alright ill just leave my irc on guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -1

(syanide): whats a hacking master? guest Jun 14, 2003 0 102

<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o guest Jun 14, 2003 0 2

* [GSF]Kiru flatlines during a hallucinatory sequence in space where he drinks... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 47

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<Paintballaddict> when I grow up, I wanna be green guest Jun 14, 2003 0 89

<kingmob> i wonder how bad the irritating dork contingent at the matrix is... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 117

[09:22:15 PM] <ChOeL> PING guest Jun 14, 2003 0 -3

<Total-MK> <DArqueBishop-CCShadow-]{0MBAT> rub a dub dub, 3 guys in a tub guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE guest Jun 14, 2003 0 122

<Nihilanthic> and right now we got Kim in north korea --; guest Jun 14, 2003 0 26

<kevin> i had BAD acne guest Jun 14, 2003 0 0

<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 231

<@Spazz> http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Bush&q2=Gore&B1=Make+a... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 36

<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 112

«@hyu» i need an 800 by 600 jesus wallpaper guest Jun 14, 2003 0 397

<WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed archive. guest Jun 14, 2003 0 187

<aggiepm> OMG Kill me. I just tried to move my curser off my screen onto my... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 264

<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it guest Jun 14, 2003 0 33

<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn guest Jun 14, 2003 0 169

<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 82

<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 58

<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried... guest Jun 14, 2003 0 283

<`FrEaK> that chick was hot... he prolly had a huge boner guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<repp> Why is the internet sucking so much today!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

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<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of fag. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resumé... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 217

<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 217

<Beige> It's one o'clock. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 196

<juditness> I RECEIVED MY PROFICIENCY CERTIFICATE =D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

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<pulse-> can someone explain me? :p guest Jan 1, 2003 0 35

* Iago is still unsure that he's ready for a LTR guest Jan 1, 2003 0 341

<scabb> I AM AN OBESE AMERICAN. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 159

<CaptParis> M F Hyper guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<Charlums> i was on tour with the biggest touring act in the world for 2 years... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 578

<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 257

<WaG27> hey all..what are some free linux os'? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

* Doughboy ponders guest Jan 1, 2003 0 215

<Konami> huge mofo assignment due friday guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

(note! i know the last one i sent you guys was just a copy of what you already... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

* DeathCrow rests his head back on his shoulders and gargles Kain's eyelash guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<mitd> programmers don't have relationships that take hostages! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<taQo> have you ever died before? man that sucks. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 190

<zentrandi> i could have racked in those 12 *ahem year olds guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<limejuice> i wish mirc was able to sort the userlist according to level of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 271

<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 191

<DrWatson> MISSING: 1 motivation. Last seen the night before the last exam... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 190

* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<darrend> HOT DAMN I AM FUCKING SPIKED ON COFFEE THE BEAN HAS GOT ME... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<yakk> oh fuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Leimy> damn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<Leimy> I would have thought apple would have called the kernel guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<Hawkeye^> the lead swinger is smooth guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<thx1138> piss on 10-10-220 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<@Son_Gohan> you are lame, and pwnz is such a fucking gay word guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<thx1138> macintosh rackmount servers running bsd? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Technogeek> I've had to akick Bruce five times now. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

HolyViper7: do i go outside and run, despite the fact it is 100 degrees... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<|King`Fisherman|> i was feeding my snake, its been a week guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<IQpierce> What is this "real" you speak of? Is it multiplayer? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<Marudek> shitty guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<Kid_Vid2> I WOULD BUY NEVERWINTER NIGHTS BUT IF MY COMPUTER EVEN CATCHES SIGHT... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 266

<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 330

<Will> There was a 120 car pile-up on the TV. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 374

<bring me cooow>You seem pissed guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Carter> Anyone here have any experience with Terravista? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<@Khrath> baz is just jealous that i married a chic thats only 4'11", and it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 29

<cevik> just because I spend 8 hours a day there sucking men off for 2 dollars... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Rodent> What? No pr0n on /.? What the hell is that site popular for?! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<+[vV]Netsquash> my penis has a built in alarm clock guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<+darkvibe> hmmm, should o go visit my gf tonight? or go visit my ex-gf? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<[vV]nitrors4> my wife dont call me anymore guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

slurpee: dude, if i can screw jenn as a fantasy then there's a fat garbage bag... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Surfdog> dood guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<@Ruiner> i think i just woke up with a different pair of boxers on then the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 241

<Yeshness`M> when i was 12, my sister was 16... um she got wasted 1 night... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Hyperion> sparky. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<biya_> IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<raz> i'd have to take off the valves, replace the fuel pump guest Jan 1, 2003 0 219

<Swamp> neep is the superior race guest Jan 1, 2003 0 220

<strlen> vw buses rock. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<jeff> penguin mints will rot your brain. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<drwiii> sorry, recommending FreeBSD is the entire realm of my technical... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 145

<Rodent> Psi has the evil Cthulu-hello Kitty. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 97

<Rodent> Me and my penis have an understanding. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

*** ItsUselessToTalkToMe (alphaman@chello213047043077.4.graz.surfer.at) has... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

*** RaithBed is now known as RaithSweating guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<whitelightning> suck my nipples guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

** Miszou tattoes PLUR (size bigass) on wiq's and phx's backs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

* crikket stabbs x10 ads in the face guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<phunqe> I may have a problem guest Jan 1, 2003 0 545

-!- Assasins [Assassin@HSE-London-ppp3509865.sympatico.ca] has joined #linux guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<D3adlode> http://decoy.iamod.com/badday.jpg guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

GOBDOME123: What happened? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 266

<Vyse`work> FUCK SNAKE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

* jesus (datax@traff.jesus.paa.fylla.net) Quit (Local kill by einride (god says... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<HardKase> i work for an isp , there is no "lets piss off the customers" button guest Jan 1, 2003 0 232

<Tovart> That's nice, angel . My only real crit is that her nipple look too... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

(bigAl[work]): heh tiwanese technical support; guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<TantricJediSquizzle> Everyone wants me. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<vicomte> he's being shunted by a freight train guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

* eMeow-v2 reads ircnews.com and cries guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye guest Jan 1, 2003 0 377

<jacs> I can't sleep with him and then see him leave in six days. too much. I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<Rendezvou> I want a monkey at home that jerks off and throws shit at people... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 258

<aero>I bet you have night mares of like a wrecking ball flying at you, then it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

SpinalArchitect: OMG WUT R U GAY? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 215

<triviabot2> 31. With whom do you associate: "mom always liked you best"? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

<lemmer> I DON'T SEE WHY THEY DON'T COMPRESS YOU INTO TINY CUBES AND MAKE CARS... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<jliechty> all right, i'm so fucking bored now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

·jliechty· all right, i'm so fucking bored now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<GnuVince> Suck my ballz! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<[EFU]psyk0mantis^gK> BLINK BLOWS MEN COCKS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<jugg[daoc]> i had blue shit after a giant size blue slushee guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<JapanMan> im not retarted man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Comrade_Red> DR. MARIO IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<+Straylight> im trying to decide if i should go see road to perdition tonight guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<DarkSpork> gods, I need to stop sleeping guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<]|IonS|[> man if you had 15 foot foreskin that would rule for camping cause... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Q> Verily I say unto thee: Whomsoever quoth "I am a hottie" on the internet... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

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<RadarNocturn> this is an online wrestling group, for furries guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Keltus> 1 year ago, I was sitting here programming my web browser using the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<zygron> marv: you remember what i said yesterday about that IBM keyboard i got... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<Zanok> Im watching this build your own computer thing on the spanish channel guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<count^> i set my double click speed to really slow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 204

<cornbread> Fear my cock of +12 inch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 273

<nirv-> can you die from going to bed with wet hair? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

Eldoran : Umm lets see, it was recess during 4th grade and I was reading Return... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 215

<zin> If i suddenly turned into a woman i'd quit my job and just feel my boobs... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<winmutt> on the brighter side of things the waitress t the bar last nite gave... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<Mike|Sleep> Good morning. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 278

<Crash> her ass is so tight it scares me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Amy> do you use trillian ryan? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<jwz> I think the world is full of tattoo artists who did not learn the lesson... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

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<stu> i literally just had good sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

* Straylight hate hate HATES Verizon ads guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

(+Normandy) apparantly, and i was told this on good terms, that girls refer to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

<pain> wow, I think I won it. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

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Lotach: earlier today at work, I took some confectionary sugar and laid it out... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 292

* Lotach presses his internet-relay Stab-in-eye-omatic button guest Jan 1, 2003 0 41

<Hiko_Sejuro> Once again people if any of you are Overweight Please dont get... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<Arcadian> and I kinda like the whole 'not having to scrub my urethra with a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<[RP]nanoTech> the study of physics will always be safer than biology, for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<*AGBot> grins. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 212

<Vic> You really think there's muscles under there? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<amb_> i'm almost finished dev on my own os guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Rayne> what does /finger do anyway? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

[gossip] <Vellius> ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 306

[igossip] <Xyzzy@Frontiers> antiterrorism training 101: in each of the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<|Omen|> "Perl in a Nutshell 2nd Edition", 738 pages guest Jan 1, 2003 0 318

(willay): sex+workplace doesnt work i think! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<Fas|n8> i wank while looking at the mirror.....while.....the bitch come out... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<Vulpes> I feel fine. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Mysterious> hmmmm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

* BAShMaster enters the room shirtless and shoeless, with 2 waffles in his hand guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Kr1sten> I lost my virginity last night guest Jan 1, 2003 0 316

<Dragon_Goddess> i scanned a piece of toast guest Jan 1, 2003 0 236

<xpander> yeah it's starting to get bright ouside here guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

X25 subnet: you know what i realized as i was rebooting guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<Tac0> the bumpy road to silky smooth balls begins now! afk! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

Rowen> Platonic relationship means no sex, dude. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 35

<NonSequitur> Cthulhu tweaking his nip. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

PeaceKeeperKate> woah PKD your popular guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

DARK-LORD> I got an email and it ahowed this Chinese/Seafood place called... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

GypsyJr> I can imagine the script for an average porn movie.. two pages long... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

SilvrWolf> "I distinctly heard my Rice Crispies say 'Snap, crackle, go Fu*&... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 192

MOONKISSED> you know if i had a .25 for everytime you people made no sense i'd... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 269

Mortaneous> then there's all those damned clones... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

Red-Fraggle> y'know, I've said this before, and I'm saying it again, a scrotum... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<Monsoon`> grrr guest Jan 1, 2003 0 211

<blm07> i blocked that bitch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<deimos> i'm rereading brave new world and 1984 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<no-> I love gamesnet and this joyous environment guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<melvin> eggdrops are elite tools guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Himeko> what does splitting dessert have to do with being gay guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<@Specialst> i wanna talk to this chick... ahhh SHIT... i think someone is... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 161

<justin3> I want a a pet rock shaped as the pope guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

Chinese Family Life pt3 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Anthrax_Victim_7> Mark: do me a favor and put on a thong with big targets... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -7

<kt> i got my tongue pierced guest Jan 1, 2003 0 231

<Yumblie> I'm modest too, that's what makes me so magnificent and stupendous... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

<slow> once i was whacking off and i seen my own dick and it made me not have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<OveRKiLL> iom tyoping w ith myi dick rihgt now. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<[m]egaloB> don't eat from taco bell. just save yourself 45 minutes and flush... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<TheWolf> god damn my fuckin bowels guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

tom: she has such a nice ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 268

<kow> I went to laser quest today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 250

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<@Corosion> smartass =P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<MafiaItaliana> do you remember the first time you got head? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<@vaL_> damn... this cute girl came home woohoo guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<etiolate> i am a lil loose tonight guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<Phantom> I heard the funniest thing on DBZ today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 238

<Shinj> I'm more of a sexual, er... Monkey. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

(Kyro): lofl guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<QorpsE> the best was the guy who died from too much CS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 51

<Kinto> That totally sucked. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 188

[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<CaptainCasual> /me thrusts doors open vilolently guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

<Bro`> pikachu guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<bec> whats the temperature up there in canada? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 162

<Kevyn> I wish I was in a wheelchair, then I could go to the mall without... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

[@phyper] i may actually have to get an ipod too now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<websloth> i'm going to invent a "dewey decimal system" for organizing porn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Kurohito> im not european guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<3vildr3@d> I hate gays guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

<Grue> I say we seperate the country into two parts. The people with brains... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 251

ByronicEye: i just got a spam from bigcocksex.com: Subj: Monster Pricks Pumping... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Seaker> I just ate supper and then puked it up straight away, does that mean... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 218

<Stalker> Up what? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 51

<dsif0r> that lil clip dude guest Jan 1, 2003 0 225

<LightYear> I would just get a cellphone recharger for the A/C guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

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<+f0dd|away> hrm, why did I choose a full format instead of a quickformat? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

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<NestyPoo> man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Sanguinius> btw never have a shuwing gum pacet in your jeans pocket when you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

<xpander> fuck this toolset is the SHIT guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<p0tat03> How to Score, Chapter 4: Make Sure You Have a Pimpin Suit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

* harb goes to do something totally wild and out of his head. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<Pseudobrb> Ah, nothin' makes a man feel better than takin' a dump. It's like... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Yukanojo> <kjustice> if everyone was constipated all the time, life would be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

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<Pseudonym> And in other news, I scored a freelance web design job. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 28

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<Pseudonym> I love how all through GTA3 there's an anti-drug theme guest Jan 1, 2003 0 41

<Randomman> I would'nt be late for work so often if only my cock would go off... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 317

<Kevyn> I AM COOL. THE END. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 331

<Kevyn> That's how I always play The Sims. I put one fat old guy and one little... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 234

<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

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<Jasmine> kat works for cunts :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<khalek> can't you shell out into the real world? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

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<ungod> stormo was talking about sex leigh :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Aza> im not THAT asian guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Swank> I really only use lisp these days for scriptin tools for emacs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

<do0ne> what does it mean when explorer crashes often. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

·bdjuf· Customer: "How much do Windows cost?" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

<rdgzt> I went through my logs and looked for funny stuff. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<manual_overide> so there was this one time, i took this huge crap.... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<SK-lurk> I shall take this opportunity to reboot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<mikerosoft666>: CILF, car i'd like to fuck. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

<dave2> BEING SEVEN IS SO LONELY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<Peptis> i'll catch you guys later. i'll be gone until the 28th guest Jan 1, 2003 0 234

<hoho> i wonder where skorn and iceman are guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<Demosthenes> one of the members of n'sync is going up in a russian rocket and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

< greenrd> 127.0.0.1 goatse.cx #This is to try and ensure that I'll never... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<ieatrocks> you know what i love? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

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<Ksilebo> Why is it I want to marry SlashChick more and more every day? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

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<FrostyGunna> i took a 0 second dump guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

cyateon: unbore me. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

<brainbox> damn, I've been at uni 2 years now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<Kapplar> Ben, are you on a Static IP? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

churchonmondays: whatcha up to? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<GnuVince> wanna know my brother's new CS handle? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<Kint> King Quest :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

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<sweede> i've watched him do the following (it was on my lame p133 even) in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 159

<mnk0> i dont even smoke that much weed anymore guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<russur> knox, let's play war3 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<EmperorVlad[EE]> man skorp guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<drunkers> how do i know its you WILL? how many fingers am i holding up? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

<Racecraft> the current williams livery hasn't grown on me as much as the canon... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<Sniper_12> Hey, Can You Download Memory for your Video Card? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Breianna> no useless profanity? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<Bludshed> dang guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<DirtyRedDownSouth> Your a boy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

NickGXZ: I got waken up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

ShidouK: That was about as funny as putting myself through a woodchipper. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

<sprite> blah guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<Twinge> Laziness + Apathy = me sleeping in my clothes. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<smg-neut> jnine7101p31@cg.yu guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

* mouse installs Whorecraft 3: Reign of Gayos guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<rawrbaby> it turned out it was just a rash from not going to the bathroom for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<TiGryphon> EvilJoven: This was taken into account when he was buried, and in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 231

<xxFrogxx> Today when I was at the gym, I caught this dood checking out my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 211

<Sabrina> she must have been special.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 223

<@boohiss> YOU AREN'T MY REAL FATHER guest Jan 1, 2003 0 266

<Callero> I managed to pour a glass of champagne and orange juice in my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 198

*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

[ssinct] how do you spell the light sabre noise? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<kinderkid> my man is at home..... playing playstation.... and i was here... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> www.Kev_does_donkeys.co.uk/up_the_batty.htm :D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<aday> one day, im gonna make it into geekissues.org/quotes one day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<InterPhantom> Man... I was gonna make a crack about some wierd venirial... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

<Pryde> okay I gotta go rescue a cow - bbl later guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<@FiveNine> sailor moon is hot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<dragondyne> Everdraed: lets play some tetris motherfucker guest Jan 1, 2003 0 214

[17:36] <kNIGits> hey, can anyone get to apple dot com? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<RG-M1> i hope that if i ever get raped some day, it's by a monster with crazy... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Makes> that was real cute, asshole guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<hello_c> jon: you god damned pervert! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 349

<mbks|AfRoPuFf-Nt-> see more h4x action..thatz what the public wants..thatz... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

(@juslooken) you do realise sweetyungthang... that the only girls who are going... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

Vizspring: time for dual-computer action :-) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<OlDirtyB> thats why i fuck sheep next to cliffs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<Rattus> i hate it when i'm listeningf to loveline on the radio, then i turn my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<skwerrel> i know a guy who brings his apple notebook (whatever the hell... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

<@OlDirtyB> YOU NEED A GLASS OF STFU guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<pure_arf> relapse you can fuck with most new tv infrared receivers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<Midian> ah yes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

BeHeMoTh101 : my mom walks in and asks what are all the yellow stains doing in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

BeHeMoTh101 : dude, penises shouldn't leak guest Jan 1, 2003 0 216

<silvershine> Pigs have corkscrew penises. ._. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<d3m|silence`sleepyweepy> he is just an asshole and feels he needs to use... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

* kimura is away -( burning and cleaning the office )- at 10:16p -( P:On / L:On... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 232

<Turbovec> SCREW THE ATOMIC BOMB, I WANT THE FUCKING ATOMIC BONG! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

[#HLM Gamesnet] guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

<jwz> "Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<splat_v2> bob is in a pigfucker mood! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<Temptrezz> Do you ever find yourself going out to dinner with people you can't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<JessiA> that's weird though guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<Fryth> anyone seen the movie pi guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<Calrathan> fembot: your thing got cut off guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<jitspoe> friends, heh! Social interaction! Heh, a game programmer craves not... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<Zimbu> Listening to WvSoulja's raps is like masturbating with a cheese... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<Penguin> My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

<Fembot> weight is like a Mississippi marriage -- purely relative. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<carcoal> what's a good car? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<rastie> Jit Did you know you and me have 5 balls combined guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

* oddjob throws a rubix cube at jitspoe guest Jan 1, 2003 0 392

<[Pull]-[a]-[Bong]> here guys lemme drop some knoledge on yuou guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

* MFornal remembers when he used to sit on here all night, every night. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<xbain> "statistics show that teen pregnancy significantly drops off after age... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 325

<hadeZ> you live on your own right? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Rokan> WTF is that road sign mean..... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<Zimbu> (my DDR trips prove the point that a fat sweaty kid walking around a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Fryth> TV is boring, too uninteractive guest Jan 1, 2003 0 134

<BeRsErK> omfg guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<humpy> "I was in #paintball on the enterthegame network. Everyone around me... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<Work|Calrathan> "there are 237,482 people in line infront of you. Do you wish... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

<KuIpo> does anyone know how to burn a dreamcast game? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

*** Malcolm was kicked by Sad|Wk (Moo to you too) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Brewsky> yeah shit changes quickly guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Sad|Wk> :P mine is 45404 words guest Jan 1, 2003 0 226

*** mick700 was kicked by ChanServ (People like you should be hung from metal... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

<metroid23> wtf... i heard this kind of "knock" on my front door, i go to check... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<k1|-mOoF> don't you just hate those ridiculous acronyms - omfgroflmao guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<XtremeBain> you know you're a hich when guest Jan 1, 2003 0 168

<Lyme> note to self: accidentally turning off surge protector with pinky toe =... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

(Calrathan attempts to use Dragon Dictate) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

<Phil> that chick was cute guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Nate`> i am a l33t script0r guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<carone> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?16589 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Fembot> smoking is how hardcore procrastonators commit suicide guest Jan 1, 2003 0 260

<pb2x> not like I know anything guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<jitspoe> birds don't have a penis guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

* Protocol stabs Scythe in the knee with a rusty bent screwdriver *crunch" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

* gibb blinks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<DaveMan> isnt hentai just crappy manga? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<S8NSSON-cantDCC> *gigle* while i wiggle guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<+rm-Symp> im 500 lbs. @ 4'3" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

*** Joins: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 222

<Greylark> the phrase "pet peeves" is one of my pet peeves guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

Larry: I'm to go eat. People get hungry sometimes. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Jessi> Vag fingered me over 10 times in 2 minutes! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<ouijakins> My lips were blue last night. I wish I had been well enough to take... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<Roshi> Counter Strike sucks cock! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -10

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<Rich2> After reading how The Passion of Joan of Arc was thought lost forever... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<nzc> actually guest Jan 1, 2003 0 245

<count^> real life is just something the government invented to steal my money guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<jp__> will somebody PLEASE HELP ME GET GNOME INSTALLED?!?! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

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<Lut> haha wtf guest Jan 1, 2003 0 259

<Jayextee> Does that +M thing have _anything_ to do with the fact that 'the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<[Piratez]> you think god exists? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

[assman] if you wouldnt fuck brad pitt then you're gay guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

[dozer] i raped the olsen twins and i didn't get any experience guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

[cyclochuu] any of u guys ever fuck a watermelon after its been in the microwave guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

[dozer] if i say what i wanted to say i'd probably get quoted/laughed at so i'm... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms guest Jan 1, 2003 0 241

<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

<BloodNose> I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp* guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<Morphious> in 7 yrs ive hacked 200 people guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<endura> I like to get an idea of how easy itd be to get laid if I walked onto... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<LynxCrR>You'd think if something were trivial you wouldn't fail at it. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 184

(@Dangerman): ow...my...arse guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

<Wolf_> Gawddamnit, cant watch these geekissues quotes for long, that damn... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<Sniperwolf> Im intending to whip you with meh cat5 if you dont shut up! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 30

<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 243

<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<GrandTheftNintendo> wtf is an oligarchy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<netmunky> i just ate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 26

<LaBOMBa> I forfeited a wrestling match to this dude becuase his name was Dick... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<tbone22> today is my housemate's bday...what should i buy him...he just turned... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<PRoGRaMMeRQ> UnkNowN_A_hole likes it up the UnkNowN guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

<heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

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<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<eleven> hitler guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Worsemaker> public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<Rival|prophecy> god some guy named whois keeps messaging me with all this... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<cam[gt]> is it bad if you're driving down the road and see an address on a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<danie2> do you have a gf? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 411

<MadStarman> if you ever woke up with your underwear off and white stuff in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

* Elysian changes topic to 'Metallica is the best thing to happen to pop since... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 46

<destruct> my boss just said o/~ be a man o/~ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would guest Jan 1, 2003 0 179

<RuTaLiA> i *know* im a receptionist, but it would make my job a lot easier if... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<indecisive> I WISH I WAS LIKE 5 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something guest Jan 1, 2003 0 30

<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

<MixieArmadillo> hahaha guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<Kirke> I had interests too guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<tim``> i dont guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Iggz> screw it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<Jarp> i am 19 years old guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

<GameFang11> He says, and he pulls out sword from the wall guest Jan 1, 2003 0 36

<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 148

<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP SELLING STUFF_ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<HydroSqueegee> i had a very strange dream the other day i was sucking my own... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<^TheRock^> vagina? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<StalkerofurSoul> I only sexually harass midgets guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<deh> fuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<Xetrov`> bbiab guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<barbye> wtf is this guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 339

Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] -... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

<Heinz89> seen alric guest Jan 1, 2003 0 134

insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 309

iamouija: Because I'm Jewish guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 188

<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all the day... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<Pete^> I guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -5

<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<Zombie> sisters are good guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

<RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> ROTFBMALFO! (As seen on www.geekissues.org/quotes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 265

<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<prok> still living at home :/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 199

<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking abacus! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 157

<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<tps-> SAT I Verbal: 390-480 89% guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

<JustNoodle> be right back guest Jan 1, 2003 0 277

* Techniq throws salt in FG's eyes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<eller> I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY HAND TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 267

<Thodin> I'm known to be download happy... I think I have seven copies of the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Diamond> I just got done watching porn. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of the child in a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger boobs than her is... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 29

<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf guest Jan 1, 2003 0 268

<SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling me it's invalid. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

<CardboardArmor> The Great Unclean One will get around to your sheet when he... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<TheBusDriver> the ping from me to the end of my penis is like 3 minutes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 203

<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<+meb> after ten minutes of trying to get him off guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

(@Thwark): if masturbating improved penis growth, not only would we all *know*... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 215

«+kennyv» drakkhen: heh, a buddy of mine offered me a p3 800mhz for 80 bucks... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Stryker> i dunno, RPGs are pretty cool guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did you not recieve... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

<reston> make jizz ice cubes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now with Vitamins A... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel hahahaha! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<[56]Firestorm_dude_slick> is there anyway to play a 350 mhz game on a 300 mhz... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<isajeep> I try to blossum once or twice a year guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Claus> I sell children to old women guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<Isajeep> I wanna get some of those aguilera short shorts guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<xenothrope> WHO IS THE MOST TALENTED PRON STAR?!?! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Phoenix15> God, I wish someone was here. I am getting goofy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<rooster> i think it's sad when a family is torn apart by something as simple... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 357

<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Tetrad> holy shit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 351

<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<epic> so are MP movie rips good? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 46

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<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 32

<Linguica> yeah if i was a girl i bet i would give good head guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

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<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

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<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 248

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<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 134

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<QiCK> Don't I just look ravishing in my father's dress. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

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<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<Deke> living with a Tobin is odd guest Jan 1, 2003 0 337

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* Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian] gets down on one knee guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

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<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can download it too!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

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<Roberto> My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

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<DELTRON> Note to self: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<DELTRON> Do fish have assholes? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DELTRON> Sometimes I wish tomatoes could speak. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 68

<|3itch> MY WOULD BE SISTER WAS AN ABORTION I WISH SHE WASNT THOUGH guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

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<zamros> When the hell did "I CAN'T RELATE" stop people producing porn about... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 377

<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

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<goferdude> What's "hockey"? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 241

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<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 223

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<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 26

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<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

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<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<murderoustroll> what do you guys think.. my freinds mum splits neurons n shit... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<gig103> I drove by the fire department the other day, and they had a big... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 435

[Shinji] I think he threatened to kill me actually, although it was so badly... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 248

<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

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<ninth> creed is the cutting edge guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<mrm> i hate realplayer guest Jan 1, 2003 0 360

<Samrod> while ME, on the other hand, FOUND a digital Casio watch, spend 2 days... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<SamGod> crap, not only does my everything hurt, I can't breath fresh air 'cuz... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<SamGod> I turn on the faucet to wash my hands, put my hands in the stream of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<|^V^|Grim_Reaper> sorry but im exstreamly intelagent and i have a dick and my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Zorix> fuckin sob.. one of utelfla's routers is down guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

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<@harb> Hah. So the only food I've got is a fortune cookie, and the fortune... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 327

<mikem> Myst IV: Yes Mac Users Still Think This Is Fun guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

<+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your dick guest Jan 1, 2003 0 471

<HighKaramba> people who live in silicon houses should not throw pocket... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Godless1> I didn't see it posted asshole guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen our... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks, guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

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<HeatDeath> You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

Mortaneous> Lyme... idiots of that caliber still exist guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

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HalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to go into fetal... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<Ouroboros> The large print giveth, and the fine print taketh away. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 200

<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when you're standing :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 168

<NikeMan> Uuuuh, in 10 mins i'll be driving boat. And it's 9am guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<@Po|2N`GotSex> ok everyone this is the most funniest thing that has happended... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos. I would have taken... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 236

<Achan> Sanders, what does a car having sex sound like? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Lyon> erll, i'm ogg yo trsf snf dlrrp guest Jan 1, 2003 0 341

<Actaeon> Stupid three-dimensional universe. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

<@redium> i have never had a condom break on me ever guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<vqhmdragn> rawk! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Moogboy> That Quotes page is retarted guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<evilpie> P.S. oblique, since both you and your girlfriend live with your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<RikisuuDelta> i'm glad my parents dont play quake, they'd frag my ass and tell... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<Jon-> they need to put some quality warez and movies on microsoft.com guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<EnemyFC> can you feel the love i'm excreting from my pores? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can put it back... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Chrizto> one day someone on this channel will die and their last words guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

<catlike> SQUIRRELS TRY TO COPULATE ON MY BALCONY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<SiZZuRp> what has 7 balls and screws old ladies? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 234

<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<UKchaos> most semen swallowed: michelle monhan had 1.7 pints puimped out of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<sweet_chick> hey peeps wuts happen guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<neo-fs> does anyone have aim guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

[msg.argvee(~flop@adsl-216-103-210-51.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] ok whoever made... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

<tober> I actually did the math once, and it's improbable that a million... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<jor> NE SXE/F W/P N A/S/L PM ME PLZ IF U R D 1 2 C 4 A BJ KTHX guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

[markel(markel@i.got.shelled.at.shellyeah.org)] do you think if you walked down... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 57

<rixon> I remember calling BBS's on my party line. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<demit> oh my confidence in pac bell hosting is SO high.. quote from support guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Xney> how goes the job search? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT OF TRYINGS TO guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<LoverMan> Yeah, I remember when my boss' wife had computer problems...she guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<RoadRuner> mail1 procmail[15005]: Error while writing to "/dev/null" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

* Efudd names his new firewall box "cannabis" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 145

<DWildstar> ARRRCH guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<lammah> getting your own AS: $250 setting up your own network: $100k guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<FlashMan> nethack is installed guest Jan 1, 2003 0 242

<depresso> Compaq FAQ: Where is the ANY Key? (FAQ2859) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for AllYour guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<marcus> hahah. these guys have a dedicated oracle server... an e3500 with 4 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<EarthShaman> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

<marcus> can you make a cisco route packets based on their source address? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 184

<dpk> hehe.. looking for domain names. i wrote a program which reads guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

* dpk looks through older messages from af.mil guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<FlashMan> we had a guy at pyramid who was stupid enough to plug a mac monitor guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<{Mantis}> we had an interesting conversation once while we were both doing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<PetrDoubt> "Blackout for 00Q1 begins on 04/07, so there should be plenty of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light bulb?" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 35

<PetrDoubt> Wow, that's elite. Customer's DSL is down, so he sends a partial guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<PetrDoubt> Gee, the people who moved alzheimers.net's DNS away from us forgot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<PetrDoubt> OK, kids...what's the maximum number of SOAs per zone? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<PetrDoubt> "Our local support is in Dallas, sir." guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?> guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

<EFudd> HAHAHAAHH guest Jan 1, 2003 0 280

<dem-> how long does it take for best to turn up my FR from 128 to 384? like guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<@arfbot> did you ever do that project in elementary school guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<rone> OH BY THE WAY WE'RE BEING ACQUIRED. AGAIN. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

< aurikan> they never actually get together you realize guest Jan 1, 2003 0 51

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<kanzen> heh.. this guy's ont he phone calling his computer pookie.. "Oh come guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<jimmie> i was gonna spell something with our inaddrs so when you tracerouted guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

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<ktmguy> Ray from Pac Bell: "Yeah, I can't get this line up." guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<E> and it gets worse. sprint said that ascend techincal support said the guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#wr e guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<amm> I blew up a $590,000 spectrometer today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

SomeNick: if you tell a girl to never call you again and that she annoys... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<WintrHawk> you know... 100hz is the resonance freq of a chicken head guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Mystery> singapore is nice guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the obvious guest Jan 1, 2003 0 234

<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2366

<KB8> im sick of you crazypale guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

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<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<rtwh0> why are you upset? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human sphere guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

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<GaRlic> how you like my new name? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

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<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

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<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM -------- guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_< guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE ENTITLED 'HITLER ON... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<enJoy> just the other day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

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<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes. if you telephone... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<piglet3> [info] #gaysm 5 Don't f*&% with the topic PIG guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

Bezoar of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

Leftist i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 176

pinkboy so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to 1200lbs? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak guest Jan 1, 2003 0 26

<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

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<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<ouija> He likes to hit on girls guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<sex_e_chick> where do you work?? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a warehouse drone... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than your ancestor apes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

[ +nique ] the way you smile the way you smell it drives me wild guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on IRC is going to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time of your life) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't be shewed upon... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens his mouth and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<mota> I WAS RIGHT guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it, 6, 7 months have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight? A Z-Fighter from dragon ball z, or a jedi... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 273

[Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video of JFK getting... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 173

<merl> in the UK things are generally pretty wet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 134

<[mac]> whats virii? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if i wanna support... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<Mug> ncencence guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<ZondrZout> "you" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<teddyg> any1 here like fred dursts lyrics guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another cd-rom drive all of a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<Setups> is it a forest fire? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 221

<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its games :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last night, had to leave... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<CWV>Incubus> im pretty shure that im the quintessences of punkness guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<cosyc> i dont drunk much either guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<+PlasticLSD> shes talking about they time they tried anal beads on her guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<ZondrZout> You sloppy ASP coders! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

<loud_as_it_getz> yea well guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<andyd> No, I'm not being difficult guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<Helios> Guess what I've got in my hand RIGHT NOW guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<@dR¦> gn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

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<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 432

<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

úùú Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 226

<Kallahar> use telnet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<fahrvergnugen> wow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 331

<drdink> 1. what the fuck is an 'arsehole' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once guest Jan 1, 2003 0 211

<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 194

[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

[mos6581] i got komeetta cable modem and it's the worst shit ever guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

ùíù WALLOP lilo: Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<bring> My mom, out of the blue guest Jan 1, 2003 0 257

<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<Erad> homophobics are gay guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<Icereaver> how do i go afk? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2418

<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better programmer than... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about it whan the you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put your hands up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<SS|Away|Dreaming|> RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Take your chances. 2:1 odds. Type @pull... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

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<SEXY_TEEN_GUY> aN¥ MeLß GiRLS 12-16 WaNNa CHaT To Gu¥ WHo iS SiCK oF SPeaKiNG... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<TRiP]> so you got a bf? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 220

<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 220

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<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 212

<Azadre> Computers kick ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

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<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw guest Jan 1, 2003 0 238

<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<TsN|EvilMonkey> hmm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<collie> Why did irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

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<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

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<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 291

<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<morbid> shh we are sleeping. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

<morbid> I had this plan guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

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<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

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<Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

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<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<nonplused> anal sex is funny guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

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<antivert> flah. semen's nasty. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 173

<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<destruct> 10 isn't teenage! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<PTM> when i was ten... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

<blue_> Bullshit I am very smart dl and you fucking no it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<th0m> i've had cocaine stuck in my ass since then guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Do has joined the party line. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

Zedd: i fucking hate kids. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 252

<player> oh i lag hard guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

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<Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 242

<@Aureal> Wow, free web space for only $15. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

toAzron1:Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

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<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

<Funk> I need money fast. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 247

<Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 271

<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands...... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 273

<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

(@Drizzt): being fat = broken guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume: Domestic Goddess <- Me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 271

(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

(@Kensey): what's a cack guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline pilot has flight... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 236

<Wilik> I should make a virus guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<Wilik> i'd download the .txt version of the bible guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your constantly downloading... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<ElZango> I was introduced to Tolkein by a trio of British social scientists in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 148

<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

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<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay guest Jan 1, 2003 0 255

<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<prick> "ALRIGHT LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS IM KILLING MYSELF NOW! PLEASE LEAVE... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 175

<hewbert> goths have been progressivly wearing less clothing as the years have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of something out of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 27

<radar1976> want it? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING MY COCK guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<fsdf> I DONT CARE I DONT LIKE TALKING TO NAZIS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<prick> I hate parents who add letters to their kids' otherwise normal names guest Jan 1, 2003 0 264

<@Chibi> You know you're pathetic when roaches are bigger than your penis :o guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Funk> I just watched the Tomb Raider film guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<usrg> cigarettes are carcinogenic, too guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

<Vedic> Boiling cheese = DON'T EAT guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink screen guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 173

<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

<Taze> "LEGOLAS PANTS AS HE FILLS YOUR SHAKING LOVE TUNNEL WITH HIS LONG ELVEN... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<B|ack> I hate stupid people guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

Craig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: - spooky guest Jan 1, 2003 0 88

* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the world... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

(@CitizenC): I'd pay $100 US to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 240

<jonatwork> i love it when nicki comes to the doorway to say something... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<TeamXtrem> i must suck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<clay> if i had a picture of jesus i'd put one in there guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

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<cix> they're outside aren't they? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 161

<gweeds> wow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 243

<griffin> im disappointed in my mom guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope>... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<Ria> Type in the search word, guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<harb> I wanna sleep. Forever. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

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<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<antix> im bored guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 198

(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on windows guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<flier> woah 528 babe pics dled in 14 days guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Titu§ Crow> does that upset you tsukiyo? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 31

* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion guest Jan 1, 2003 0 161

<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking guest Jan 1, 2003 0 243

<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed with my keyboard guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

<PrincessLeia2> caffine is much less deadly tho' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

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<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<_aa_> ebay just bought paypal guest Jan 1, 2003 0 264

<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<^_-> oftentimes i'll be looking at porn and feel the urge for movies guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

(@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Shelstra> :(( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 195

<malcolm> I would appreciate it more if I didn't have to set JAVA_HOME and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<malcolm> c pointers work just like laser pointers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

Malcolm: I think I'll start my own TV show. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<Numloxx> why is it that when i saw the book troubleshooting winXP, i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

Lyme> UNDERPANTS! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<Paveourroads> in a multiplayer game, you can be all, "Look, I have cooler shit... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

justRed-dammit> i wish i had the ability to go back in time and make sure that... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

Bug> Red, yer a nut. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

[HyperKinetic] They ate each other, they moaned. They were zombies guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

[Dainichi] I want a penis! Hell, you have a penis, you can masturbate anywhere! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 194

[Lyme] My granpa is seriously nuts. When my parents went to visit him for his... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

Bug> (That really happened to a friend of mine. Her pitbull used her friend's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

BoobiePatutti> My mom is now telling me what Hobbits do with their feet at... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

[Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek uniforms can't hide a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

Dainichi> I'm going to start a band called Hand Solo. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

* EndersShadow remembers erector sets, you had to buy several before you had... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

PhantomStark> <-- laughing too hard to express it in internet acronyms guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

ElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

<McMoo> i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy for my new place guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

Phantbert> I work at a pizza place guest Jan 1, 2003 0 208

Dainichi> Sometimes, I really do think it'd be nifty-keen to have another me... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 179

<Laggur>awwh man sorry to hear that your grandpa died guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<fireside> cum is teh nasty guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<nihil-_> she's about as darling as waking up in the morning with another mans... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

BeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 204

<GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a date guest Jan 1, 2003 0 195

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static guest Jan 1, 2003 0 274

<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<D_Knight> I have return guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

* <r0b3r> sighs and ponders what to do now.... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

<andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged by someone, just... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 280

*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their offspring yearn to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

<Armiatge> When I was 5 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

! Jacob likes normal guys too guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<lid> so what did i miss guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<madz> sbs, would you choose: Linux, or Windows? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<Sierro> I took her out for lunch... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax guest Jan 1, 2003 0 331

<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 205

<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones guest Jan 1, 2003 0 250

<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 399

<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

<hoche> heredocs, theredocs, everwhereadocsdocs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 203

<stormin> what's asl? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 157

<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal fluid guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<joey`> what was that url again langdon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Adiemus> what country is .mk guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Doser> ill kick the shit out of him in an email if i dont get it in 5days guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Choc> CARDIFF: Twelve people have been taken to hospital after Spanish world... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<Agent_grey> i bought that starwars one, and im pretty sure theres a guy in a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 297

<dphead> I think my cat is sick :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 253

<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

<phunqe> As I was walking home from work the other day, I saw a funny ad in the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 201

<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<dudeforev> hehe guest Jan 1, 2003 0 215

<Ixnorp> saber has a job? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<Entwife> I sometimes think we have one collective mind here that we just pass... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<Mantis> Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<Jester-> *rapes Eevee a lot* guest Jan 1, 2003 0 159

<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

|bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

|foomanchoo| i have a crush on this lady with a mullet at school, i think she... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened at my workplace guest Jan 1, 2003 0 409

<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Arky> im a repeat stupid guest Jan 1, 2003 0 190

<Pepper-> "Dear valued customer, it appears you have attempted to transmit data... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 194

<Pepper> BEEP BEEP YOU DONT HAVE ANCIENT 640x480 VESA DRIVERS ISNTALLED IM NOT... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Hayd1488> Any Intelligent Women here? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 237

<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<TimMm> (\_/) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Chelle> I'm gonna get something to eat - brb guest Jan 1, 2003 0 356

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<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

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<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday guest Jan 1, 2003 0 221

<TrashCanB0B> Oregon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<TripleAgent> well i didnt really, but ive poked my cats testicles...theyre are... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Cow> fuck im good. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<kaMIKazE> your mother is crap in bed guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<KidDynamite> my tribes2 updater is out of date and i need to update my updater guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<Agent_grey> kei: welcome to the internet, for the unintiated, it is a place of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant cock of knowledge down your throat. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

<V|-Nicotine> cog, i think u should go and be eaten in third world countries :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<total> fucking fantastic phone guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<Meke|Sleep> Lates, thanks. I'll tell the people of the world that IRCops... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<@Jamie_M> a log that proves ZXD bought his girlfriend at wal mart guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

<djamok> wb justin guest Jan 1, 2003 0 250

[Goonigoogoo] So Neuro, what have you been up to? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<kineticupid> asian + mullet = cant get better guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<@icEFusioN> heheh i might have to masturbate while thinking about the pizza :~( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

*** tate|work is now known as tate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<Elfhelm> ya can never have to much coffee. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 157

<sat985> u know how to overlock the chip defcon? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<BlackNovember> Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<Nall> I'm so confused everytime I come in here. Either stop changing your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<@Beramode> nall? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 435

<Nall> ...you know what's funny? I was expecting to hit my rock bottom a few... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

TX Luder : dude, i made "still fly" my ringtone, i am now officially the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<bpb> let's all play a game shall we? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<colins> Anyone got $50 to lend me, I'm thinking of taking over WorldCom guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<ken-ichijouji> This IQ test has too many questions, and one third of it is... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Shounen> The expression "smooth as a baby's bottom" is socially acceptable. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<LeanaAnne> Oooh, I guess lacrosse builds up the ol' ass muscles ^___^ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced? Must have been guest Jan 1, 2003 0 191

<Jonathan> Hey you know what's hard? Trying to move your toes individually! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 206

<Leo-chan> I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction guest Jan 1, 2003 0 287

<Flirbnic> I have a time machine. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 309

<Blondebeard> Sumez: Why are you always confusing me with Blood? :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<Bone Man> anyone know how to setup a streming thingie for a webcam guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Adam> C'mon, make me one more! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<Sumez> Adam could just sacrifice another rib for another woman. :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<ShadowCaster> since nobody is doing anything... lets see who can be the FIRST... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Sumez> Echythus is just a weak wizard. He doesn't want to retake the world. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<Kimmo> I don´t know you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Sumez> I must admit having two functional penises must have it advantages guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories guest Jan 1, 2003 0 68

<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Flirbnic> 26% of final doom has been... bought. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<theSonarch> is there a command for turning a number into a string... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

-MemoServ- DALnet would like to recommend that you exercise some standard... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 236

<Darth-Phenom> But the SNES was only good for its games, much like the PSX guest Jan 1, 2003 0 278

<geforce2> get voodoo5 6000 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Cytoplasm[BLS]> #include <iostream.h> guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Mack_Salmon> do you ever listen to Meat Loaf? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert it into a random... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 281

<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the curse guest Jan 1, 2003 0 204

<The Jim> If only Sarah would tell us what she's looking for, all us... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 225

<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of being hurt in the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 68

<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is guest Jan 1, 2003 0 268

* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<RanmaChan> SUPER HAPPY MAGIC ARROW!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

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<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

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<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

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<Beedub> How the fuck do I get into IRC? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

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<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

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<Jammer> Bad things happen in threes, don't they? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

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<teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

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<Farnarcle> I think the last place I would like to be beamed is 'Up scotty'. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

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<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

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<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

<tress> black people don't bother me so long as they are in jail guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

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(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<g_smackchik> did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 329

<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 199

<veggie> when matthew was just learning to talk we were on the bus guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

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<Rhombus> US investigators say they have seen neither bodies nor graves while... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<DarkPhan> humm... i want to find some software that will track eye movements... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7991

<Lithium^> I always attract either scary men/ugly men/psychopaths guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Arafelis> Er, can anyone help me get rid of a virus? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of size... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 221

<@Blackout> is it ok to masturbate and irc at the same time, what ya guys think guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<[{ug}]> hmm i really should spring clean this pooter. /usr/src is taking up... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

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<NASTYFEET> ANY TUFF GUYS HERE THAT WILL FIGHT MY DAD ? MSG ME guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

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<McMoo> i think there's a vacuum cleaner thief in the neighborshood guest Jan 1, 2003 0 188

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<ScottY> I think you're number 65344 that asks me to beam them up... please... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 57

<TommyLee> what site? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<@GoodScrat> Hello, guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

<@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Josh> hey Lan guest Jan 1, 2003 0 204

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<gorilla> ANY GIRLS HERE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 194

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<@Breathe> Server announcement: >>Attention please: We are about to reset the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 272

<baldurk> btw, happy independance day!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

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<Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if I started a guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . . guest Jan 1, 2003 0 206

<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 227

<{GOD}> who has the internet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Colrblind> Dev: it could be worse.. you could have a mullet and actually think... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

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<Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people person guest Jan 1, 2003 0 239

<Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here, i told em we were... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<Konsole> I believe we both know the english language equally.. I may not use... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<@RuneCaster> hitting a 9 year old on a crosswalk is probably bad for your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 391

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<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her guest Jan 1, 2003 0 422

<TC|crapping> I AM HOMOSEXUAL AND SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY STUPID GAME LOGGED IN WHEN... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 326

<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<Guyp> unreal uses the Super Mario Bros. engine guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

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<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

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* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

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<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 68

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<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Farnarcle> you use mIRC? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 28

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<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 299

< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

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<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 27

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<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

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<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 162

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<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

<Toby> cheese whiz sucks. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

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<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 231

<fecolalia> i try and be humble guest Jan 1, 2003 0 198

<pele> cookies and milk is the shit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 256

<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight guest Jan 1, 2003 0 259

<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm not stupid guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

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<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

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<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 221

<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times guest Jan 1, 2003 0 162

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<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek guest Jan 1, 2003 0 253

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<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Normandy> I like Pixie's spelling late at night guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<Rann-chan> 0123. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

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<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<ima`> www.google.com guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 145

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<mage> it will be nice to be back in america guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<GIJosh> do you still have an MP3 server robin? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

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<styx> fera is an old lady? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and the pipe for the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus. please read me with an emacs mail reader and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 27

<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

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<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 267

<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending machine guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<jewboy613> flooding chan guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 195

* mode [+im] by Lucy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 344

<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a bunch of software... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT. MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of american TV he... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 217

<RonZombie> \m/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 97

<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 258

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Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the ftp can do? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 262

<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> ok we are going to make one up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

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<davidc> we will set you up a refuse where you can make PHP5 if you ever have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Cuban Atlas> See, Zeir, FD is smart..He ops himself the moment he enters guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

* Spoon casts Wall of Silence guest Jan 1, 2003 0 479

<kas> did you getta message from Mike last night? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are looking for. Move along. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

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<Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and glanced at the clock... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

<+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D visualisation plugins like... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

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urban13eatnik : I wonder. is there a feeling when you see a woman in porno and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

TX Luder : dude guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

Bongoshock : the penis is NOT a muscle! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

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<Joe_> <DarkVeng> if you wanna just be a yesman, there are thousands of jobs in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

<BloodFromStone> I suck at weeping... But, ill try my best... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Xellchiri> BFS, I have a message for you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 269

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<@Nfs> what good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<Zorix> this room... heh.. its so immature guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<_astrOdz> you know if you shoplift , you dont pay tax guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<D[0]C> Ping? Pong! all day long, rubbin ma nutz and licking ma schlong guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends are doing it. But... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs whore rnt u skratch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -8

<WAP> @find indonesian girl guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

HolyViper7: it could be worse :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

<FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A LOGITECH CHORDLESS... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<hybridy2k> how do i give ppl ops with a certain level guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<CompuMan> The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1711

<Speedsta> heh, just wasted 25c on a msg saying: ":`(" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<WOGBOY_24_7> hey what is windows 98 called = Windows NT4.0 or Windows 9x guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<Harrit> dv you arround? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug, do you suppose? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<quatoria> it was high-larious guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

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<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<cj_> i hate it when someone at work has to point out to me that my guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

<jej> i want to get down lower than atlantis. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Trelane>it'd be really weird if we died at the same time guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over Liberache's online guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<deimos> what are you installing? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

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<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

<cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a reasonably cool... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<Encapsulate> So guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<tamara> i still can't reach lj :( I guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Acheron> hep: :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<jej> WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PISSING CONTEST. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

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<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<jej> i will 0wn services again. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<deimos_> so now i gotta get bitchx working the way i want guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<hep> you told me! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<hep> husbands girlfriend EXTREMELY annoying guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<Seros_work`> :| <--- this is my interested face guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<Squinky> Are all Vietnamese people named Nguyen or something? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<Mand> If I had to be an x-men, i'd be Gambit. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped talking to guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<melanarchy> I mean I don't want to be too mean guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<Starscream> okay, you guys suck and blow simultaneously, making you all guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<Lokonopa> you know what would be the funniest thing to see? when those... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<bizzy> great, i get TWO doomed projects guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

* cj_ installs svgalib. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has guest Jan 1, 2003 0 146

<nwinter> i am personally more concerned about israel and palestine guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<nwinter> i think i could've made a better spreadsheet with graph paper guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<nwinter> i am the king of EXCEL. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<DaveCBio> Man, if drama could be harnassed as a power source the world guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<Toast> I prefer to op softly and carry a big kline guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<@cloudchild> if i wanted to drink the blood from a horned creature, i would've... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 30

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 207

Skyraider: you might be surprised how black clouds can be :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

<AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 145

<Fentom> great, I'm spending my saturday nights on the computer looking at... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 190

<AceAway> well later bitches of to the hospital guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

<Gorilla> aye. they didnt have any Dogs Bollocks in sainsburys, so i took a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<OmegaWeapon> no i believe you but i aslo think you are lying guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

* kaori hugs Corey as a friend. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

<eller> my kids will be breast fed by Cat5 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

<MoonFog> Accept my send!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 254

<mindran> ok i'm going to be fired guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

2(SilentSniper): I took my ps2 to florida, and the airport security bomb... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<etch:#unix> i don't like unix or any of you either guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<bin\girl> im evolved from elephants guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<True_Blue> You ever buy ribbed condoms? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<luminosity> No wait... I can do better than that. they should develop a guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<NK|Snipe>_____/\_____\o/_____ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 215

<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 223

*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<Trendarth> wb guest Jan 1, 2003 0 207

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<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 162

DeusXMac: sex? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 27

<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Starchild> !define PCMCIA guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said and accepted it as... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

Greg um...: west is that way.. ---> guest Jan 1, 2003 0 225

<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 289

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<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 35

<Vic> You there X? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 289

<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants guest Jan 1, 2003 0 344

<g5r3> can anybody hack me with my whois? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<duckman> do you say gash? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

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<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive guest Jan 1, 2003 0 245

<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement on the highway... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 200

<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell guest Jan 1, 2003 0 213

<Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny cochrane, born an... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

* Shi-chan beats Tino down guest Jan 1, 2003 0 45

<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom. Dosen't sound... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<Bearsy> hehehe... you dont really NEED pants.. they're just a nice to have guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 307

Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Spengler> you know what? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 216

(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Pr3tent1ous> hey guest Jan 1, 2003 0 51

<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service do you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is guest Jan 1, 2003 0 217

<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 199

<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 168

<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet. i'm gonna make my own. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

<Noisedragon> hey chris guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

TheGimpiestBean: i hate people.... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 225

corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 216

<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB guest Jan 1, 2003 0 206

<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<Josho> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Giuslaien> hi!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<caspah> I woke up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 275

<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school guest Jan 1, 2003 0 145

<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<MadMax> press the Alt key. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<BoShekk> hey guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 368

(@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7617

<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<asvisn> there is no /leave guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<DogFu> what kernel u have rental guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

(@Bean): rofl guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<FOCK> god damn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Ragnarok> i kinda like that guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<evad> speaking of fucking sheep.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 88

<Cienna> were you breast fed? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<treph> I have my computer guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<stank> guys.. i went out tonight. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 363

<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

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<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the monitor.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz guest Jan 1, 2003 0 148

[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and redhat's like "YOU... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

<dream> five girls. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 289

<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people guest Jan 1, 2003 0 223

<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore throat? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain doing the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 268

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<jre> My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white substance. Is it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<[SZ]-Guest> hi guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin. I refuse to eat anything smarter than me. Which... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 211

<pork> gudrow: what about when you're driving and eating a sloppy meat pie and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<jre> What should I read next, the Canterbury Tales, Don Quixote, or a book on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<EVOLinc> hes like ok this comodor 64 is state of the art guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Murder-Is-Funny> I know this girl who is supposedly kinda anti-social - so she... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 388

<Brando457> is 1 KB bigger then a 700 MB disk ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Brando457> wait NJ is east coast right guest Jan 1, 2003 0 227

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Panny: I could sell my soul back to my ex for a computer. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk people I judge as... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like, hold me, talk to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<Burnquist__> : /msg NickServ@services.dal.net IDENTIFY jillhanna guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<BiG_GuY> did u know mother fucker what im gonna to do guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games guest Jan 1, 2003 0 207

<oneiros> Damn it. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<blaky> be back, gotta clean a fan guest Jan 1, 2003 0 219

<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism guest Jan 1, 2003 0 230

<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his bike guest Jan 1, 2003 0 287

<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper guest Jan 1, 2003 0 216

<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

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<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your computer, and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

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<Jin|ForSale> I HAVE NO USE FOR MONEY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

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<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible turd? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

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<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

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<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<Sanji> I eat people. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

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<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

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<cov\\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 211

<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a fudgepacker is guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

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<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

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<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 176

<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 310

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* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

* fo0bar has silverware now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 200

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<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

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<below> i'm going to kill my roommate. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<okoshun> The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 251

<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia tomorrow ... all my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

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<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

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<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay midnight and take... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

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<Joe_> gheybot, life? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't get it up". Do I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

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<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

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<Vertinox> idiocy is relative guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

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<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

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<frail> there are places that should never be scraped guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<mrfy> "If you're a technology early adopter, but you're not in the first wave... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

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<Paeyl> why did i just have a sudden image of a penis with tentacles at the tip guest Jan 1, 2003 0 196

<Perforator\zzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 271

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<biatch> he tells me how he's cheated on two of his gfs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

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<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 107

<Embercide> lol i just tried to RP for the first time guest Jan 1, 2003 0 179

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<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

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<@LoneWo|f> once the divorce is final...i'm getting snipped...and if spermicide... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die guest Jan 1, 2003 0 27

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<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg <- fodder :p guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o vodka. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 275

<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something guest Jan 1, 2003 0 32

<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 175

<Syclopse> my god you again guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<billa> lol guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

<mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

<damnyoure> where did you find that link guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<damnyoure> i want rock house by paula abdul :/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<Danzo> damn big txt file guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids getting sodomized by... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

[Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at their wrist when... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 232

[Zaun] Zoid? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 242

<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE MADE TO BUY TWO... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 206

.... I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

"Owning a power guillotine means never having to say you're sorry." guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 268

<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

ð Zibblsnrt simply wants food (there's /none/ in the house ATM) .. ponders guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<rob`> wai, self-pity. is there anything more pathetic? :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

ð Zibblsnrt waaahs. Freezing rain warnings still guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`. I dare you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<Oberon-> So does anyone have any projection on how cheap Pentium III guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord o/` guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

Session Start: Tue May 18 18:38:17 1999 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

*** Now talking in #physics guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<alec_eso> however my balls remain dry and that makes me somewhat sad. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

* spacely sets mode: +o splurge guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<pimplyass> my name is not ugly guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<kt> collars are still ugly on people. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 33

<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing stick figures... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 268

* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)- guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Allen> what about Hall? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 285

<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

*** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was supposed to go to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

(PJ) grrr guest Jan 1, 2003 0 217

(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 46

<Daki> thanks i know guest Jan 1, 2003 0 173

<Xiph3r> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard guest Jan 1, 2003 0 187

<veroniq> i want to learn how to make cyber-sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<zyrowan> when I have a fiance guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<\slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<nakedpretzel> The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<faustwork> she looks good guest Jan 1, 2003 0 269

<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 30

<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<chaowork> dont singe the wenis guest Jan 1, 2003 0 17

<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

*** booger is now known as BROADCAST guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 28

<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer | wc -l guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<miche> I can juggle 2 balls at once! :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

* c6 is going to start a radio station guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 293

<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<TonyD> you hatiater guest Jan 1, 2003 0 148

<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<ShrikeX> YEAH guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

archon > man, that was fun guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

* fingle sets mode +owned Maels guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not required for my employ... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 269

<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<Phuser> fuck me. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

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<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<Spyder-> AOL also sucks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers there is not a lot... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an example from my life: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

<motardo> i iron my curvy wang guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<@WoNkS> omg it came up already guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<su3050> just because you take it up the ass once in a while doesn't make you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to accomodate this new... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<xwred1> hmm... do you recommend I replace windows me? I have lots of friends... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack them guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

Dominion: Ill just throw it away and move on like the spoilt child that I am guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

* Clampy waits for the next line of home consoles which will vacuum, slice... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Squirrel> and if I'm looking at porn and I jizz all over the RPC's keyboard... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<@netzdamon> ok had her over here last nite guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo guest Jan 1, 2003 0 57

<@Hah|> A lot of you are way too attached to RO. If the servers go down... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way. Some people just... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough guest Jan 1, 2003 0 271

<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 198

<Beesta> it's clearly time to go home guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<shadok> CNN: Germany seals Nazi slave labor compensation deal guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<mander_> if east timor can be a nation.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<alien> someone in norway is probably like "what de fuck? bork bork!" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

<oof> so did you get together with your family for easter? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski guest Jan 1, 2003 0 46

<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44 degrees guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

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<human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

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<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<foop> leif is having a party? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 218

<foop> shower --hot --wet & guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

foop> computers need to burst into flames more often guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to sleep guest Jan 1, 2003 0 88

[NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

[anakin] man i love microsoft visio guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 88

< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

< telex > i love god guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!?? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<orb06> something red and semi-opaque guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my clit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<rawkus> fuckin women. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

<orb2k> raves are just an excuse guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to plurgatory :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from 'unbreakable' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -5

<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step into wetness guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<Aura> oh my god guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 375

<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong guest Jan 1, 2003 0 17

<hopi> let's talk about my need for once guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're not the one fucking... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn thing is going on guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<^bat-sai> woohoo guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

[Demon5] ;p guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

* terra begins dousing people in gasoline guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

* rax humps Arwen` guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

<w3nis> this bread smells weird guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<@straylight> ARGH guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<gage> i drank a beer in the shower today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate Communications" now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<loathe> CF 5 is way way better guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

Ahmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world writable guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

*** Now talking in #-[TF]- guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<iec|brb> k why are my shoes wet? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 247

<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<Orz> How old are you jennjenn? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 205

*** MathAngel has left #vancouver guest Jan 1, 2003 0 243

<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Phuser> my fan club has a member guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<abs-topknot> hey guys guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday guest Jan 1, 2003 0 191

<WargasM> i like chocolate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | Bitches | No, Fuck You) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 46

<@BondAway> i better get to work guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed guest Jan 1, 2003 0 223

<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<herman> its easy as abxc guest Jan 1, 2003 0 175

<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 190

<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<HrdwrBoB> alchohol guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 29

<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast guest Jan 1, 2003 0 32

<kaniff> yes, neep and i had a capital time at the mall guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i have to go to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<RoboGum> mmmm, porn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<AshiFoo> I just need a life now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 51

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<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<fiXie> me have black eye :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Kisa> Don’t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 257

<chris> Spit or Swallow? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<alisia> I'm fat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 33

<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

* Tezza/#Blit gives up studying guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<bytraper> well.. you know what they say guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 179

<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne- guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

( Fuzzy ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

( Fuzzy ) i love the internet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

( Lev ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

( Loony-Stud) pretty ass? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

( Fuzzy ) like flicking through his images dir guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate some Kettle Chilli... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say guest Jan 1, 2003 0 107

( Fuzzy ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

( Lev ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

( `46and2 ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Daemon_> thak you for replying I dont know what is daemon or who is daemon... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 207

<Jay> how do u spell nebour guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<yunicus> god has so many stalkers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<sylwia> I'm drawing black people guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 &... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 227

<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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asjk] !list guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 301

<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....." guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<geekster> mossibly guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain"... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 294

<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

From R1.... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know guest Jan 1, 2003 0 146

<Tyson> kegs rule guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

::@[S]eVeNdUs[T].. my dog is spasming in her sleep guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry?? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 33

<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<Ice|P> blow jobs r better guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

<b|aze> i wanked my dog once guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin guest Jan 1, 2003 0 236

<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 179

<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 17

<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n guest Jan 1, 2003 0 176

<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 275

<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that said, "I think you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 26

<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the rough side of town guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<AgentAce1> hmm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

<Philly_B> <---------> guest Jan 1, 2003 0 194

<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like pussy tomorrow, im going to be furious guest Jan 1, 2003 0 35

* *@michael decides that given two evils, x and y, where x=cherry jolly... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

<jujubei> heh. i actually did try shaving it once. it leaves f0kking RED BUMPS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 175

<@Spider124> Gay ass homo, as opposed to "Hetero Ass homo" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

(@sno) Emacs can mow down forests too. But it mows down forests with the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<Rain|BW> sbot jesus guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<Kyle|> I AM THE MOST STRONGER PROGRAMMING MEN IN THE WORLD!!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Madman> woohoo! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad. I would live on p0rn and irc... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<JanetBabe> love is the answer guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 222

<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out.... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Ein|sk00l> Goddammit. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<skatoni> will some one please help guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 192

<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing. sometimes it's the only... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough* guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<skychic> how do you exit channels? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

<Ac3d> 6 files have frag fucking freakin faggin fucked up filname formats guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<LizziBabe> Kiri! I got something you just *gotta* have! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 107

<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday guest Jan 1, 2003 0 36

<Javi> a gijoe game would suck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<mgod> weights 300 or something guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<turi_sama> i am so excited about this movie i am gonna karate kick my brother... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable guest Jan 1, 2003 0 68

<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups beeping, i would stop... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<glas_paper> my paper has the word count of the beast guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here. try AOL guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix> guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<friction> hey hey. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 88

<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install?/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<glasnost> i didn't have a life. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or something... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<glasnost> 1040 ez e guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<eric> ...whered #goatsex go? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<Nelson> duh; try not to make getting blown the entire meaning of your existance guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors guest Jan 1, 2003 0 209

<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 219

<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<[Viper]> im going to make http://www.darthvadersnakedwhiteass.com/ someday guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<CorranHrn> tampons can be very deadly if you know how to use them... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 279

<sbp> oh, I just remembered something guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<NalezWork> aaw fuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

AtomicInternet: I'm going to download GTA3 and Warcraft III when it comes out... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<dawgs> I got virgins who got a pimp? /msg me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<fagg0t> I need no ignore list...I'm quite capable of ignoring people with my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<RazorX> tired of hearing my 200 pound upstairs neighbor walk guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<sal> how to best explain the need for distributed systems to management... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<_Tenchi_> jwzrd-: are you a pole smoker too ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

[Topic ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<rick_rizzy> dude how's this for a horror story guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Bad-Co> Next time your having a bad day, think of this... Your a siamese twin... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Spectra> hrm. Optus are going to start charging me >= $10 more per month... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 225

<Guest11734> Hello! I can redirect all your bot op request, even BETWEEN guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

Abyss: i deeply resent the use of the term 'purity' in any context with 'The... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

Brucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily. It haunts my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

* BrooKiki is NOT a bad person. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff. <G> "Could... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

Brooke: If I don't get a manicure, I'm going to stick my hands in the garbage... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

* araignee doesn't care for DiCaprio. He's not to her taste. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

* AlecWire fires a crossbow dart through the arrow, landing it in Foe's crotch. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

*** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly known the joys of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

*** Jim Smith has quit IRC (Quit: MAH GAWD! New Mexico just hit Al Gore with... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

* t watches win2k grind to a halt guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 298

<@unlord> yah I've gotten good at typing in the past few dasy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<cmw> ok how about this one guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 225

<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle." guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should trust one's feelings. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<angst> i want a relationship with more depth. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<tweet> does n e one else's gf ever told them they wanna fuck you with a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 203

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7385

(user1) whio' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

<bos> whats that goatse website again ? I need it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<drdink> hey guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<^o-o^> somebody told me once never to use the words "I", "myself" or "me" in a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 248

<RadiX> I had a thought guest Jan 1, 2003 0 266

<didas> ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<jabroni77> ANY FEMALES NOT BLOND 120 POUNDS AND MODEL LIKE??? ON THE NET? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

* Fox-20 is down with gcc (yeah you know me) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<Hickboy> i gotta piddle guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

<Elementl1> In all seriousness, I am currently looking for some warez at the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

<Domino> what are you doing? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<Kilroy`> I had this blind date, her name was :. .:. : ... .:: - guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<Belhade> my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we didn't have anything... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

* compupc1 really wants a new version of something guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<ODD> optimism is having a ups on a win95 box guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after christmas cause I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<ding0> ahahahahaahahahahah i was just taking a huge piss and my mom says from... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 175

<josh> I was on this conf one time and they were doing 3way calling to prank... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<josh> usually when guys shoow me their penises I try and fondle them guest Jan 1, 2003 0 162

<jc> I want photos! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

<@helloraj> if ya rape a positute would u get arrested for stealing? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

<Trog> I pity the english guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is not holding a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's collapse of a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening guest Jan 1, 2003 0 55

<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<WinTek> whats a good efnet server? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

*** Foxers has quit IRC (If idiots could fly,Dalnet would be an airport.) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<Tajador> I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<Targaff> MUD = fighting and stuff, MUSH = sitting around getting collectively... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

* Racked recalls the past: my teacher said, "I have a 10-foot snake here"....to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<K-Grind-> who thinks i'm kinda cool? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<Expresso> I don't play alot of first persons hooters guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Say My Name.mp3]-[4.34mb/4m 30s] guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

Chargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 28

<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 222

<zork> man sun fsck scares me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<FatElvis> The only that comes from Texas are steers and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<kitten> Dan, you're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-upmkin. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<alex> I'll beat you 'til you have your Native American vision guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd guest Jan 1, 2003 0 232

<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my bollocks at 4AM guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<qik> ur at school? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 271

<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

(@TRCC|shot): directX 8.1 any good? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Kron-Away> iam an accountant guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 333

<rewben> we are not perverts ;p guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<Sonya> 14/f/nj guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

doubting: interesting guest Jan 1, 2003 0 136

<Hawx> wtf is Scotty guest Jan 1, 2003 0 55

<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me.... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<markd2> kompressor is not dancing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<BrantB> OMG! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<ScottO> How was your interview, meta? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 33

<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<Mr_Bandit> theres one big cable from the exchange to our estate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<felix> eek guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<barkode> it's all about getting drunk at defcon, and waking up the next... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 341

<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall. p2-233, 192mb ram. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 29

<zhixel> I'm starting to think I drive too fast. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 57

<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

* dagbrown *FINALLY* got licenses for his fucking Sun development environments. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

* Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Soulphonat> My cat only speaks in analog guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 181

<_404notfound> Best prank ever: while your male friend is sleeping, slip a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 220

<SD-Washu> ST. LOUIS - A former Southern Baptist Convention president stirred... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<halos> here's the thing about fucking pamela anderson: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 387

<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door guest Jan 1, 2003 0 214

<bus> what can I help you with, xorg? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<monami> hm, these girls sure are fat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 97

<xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an asshole guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command guest Jan 1, 2003 0 310

[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people guest Jan 1, 2003 0 209

-^cell^- how fast is your processor? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? ||... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 27

<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Ashen> fucking hell guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can guest Jan 1, 2003 0 57

<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<axel026> i need help please guest Jan 1, 2003 0 256

<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise guest Jan 1, 2003 0 300

<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 41

<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5964

<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 272

<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop guest Jan 1, 2003 0 277

<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to guest Jan 1, 2003 0 214

<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<redhook> <--- 22 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado guest Jan 1, 2003 0 462

<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

<tomed> hmm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<PI^2> my first puter was c-64 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<extremist> strep? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Jason> What's NRE? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<risca> how do you spell world? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<James> well i was walking down the street the other day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<UrMomsUnt> U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback guest Jan 1, 2003 0 200

<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

[during the Olympics] guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs has nice abs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 175

<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<nhoj> dont dis on aol guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<hd> i did not have sexual relations with that couch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 28

<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

* bago wants cex; guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<TotAffen> On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm so drunk. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 307

<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can delete lines. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 28

<b[a]rt> hey guest1! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 97

[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 222

<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who aren't sleeping guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<kadafi:#916> ----------------------------- guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have huge mouths that... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot of white guys. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<felix:#916> i borked ditto guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you fucker ne day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Arctil> cool...it works now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<effAce> man that one stank guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

<kitty-> I WANT DSL! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A turkish guy's guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

úúú KoRn^Chik/#xnet is just sad guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<demalavor> w00t! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be considered and might be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<Babydog> ew yeah butt hair is horrit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP* guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<Quick1> ok, testing my quit message guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

--> osx_newb has joined #cprogramming guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<lsd> argh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining from different people guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<kegpin> I gotta go. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 308

<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

<#seattle/weezel> This End-User License is an agreement between Microsoft... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 260

<#hack/|al|> if i wrote a perl program, i wouldnt go telling people about it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<#seattle/ThisGirl> SONOFABITCH guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least this tall to ride... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl(obsessive@dynip06.efn.org)] im not coming. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) joined #hack at 14:12 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 238

<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your head dunked in a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for password based access to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the chest, twice, by an... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Guyver3> koolaid time guest Jan 1, 2003 0 146

<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 226

<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once guest Jan 1, 2003 0 178

<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<fo0bar> I once has a (poor attempt) at a pr0n site, and was working with iBill... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<lud> who was he? someone you know or just someone you pumped into guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar several years ago... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

<bozo> !v guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 242

<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices.. its not tasteless guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 46

<Milp> its the next hot thing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<bogue> you need a woman ;P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 196

<rmalink> are you feeling any better? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Foggi> french are good for 2 things guest Jan 1, 2003 0 45

[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident >< guest Jan 1, 2003 0 161

<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 168

<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid guest Jan 1, 2003 0 231

<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind of jelly or... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

[Wz0Ds] hello i want some root i got a lots of CCs (verified) and 2 or 3... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<kriticall> i can fold the $20 to look like two naked chicks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 216

<madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face the day and lick... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<ackbar> marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease them and get a new... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<DooD> my stalking skills have left me with her phone number to 100% accuracy. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<illz> "hypothetical ?: your best friend is seeing somebody. shes not around... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck are we guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<Synoptica> having some major sound issues with gta guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<Kuiburetsu> I feel betrayed guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<Synoptica> holy fuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<mp> i am convinced i am a woman guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6985

<SDHawk> I tried to go to dictionary.com, but I can't spell it right. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Spooooky> Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him"... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<PhantomOfTheRouter> never got another call from them till they bought a new... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<mendel> now that I think of it, O'Reilly is to a system administrator guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

[Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<A|exander> i bet aguilera would be as dirty as fuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<+mirkin> does anybody know if it is possible using ms access to create a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<OneiWilly> i hate games that are always go get the red key guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<onTheReal> evb = fagget? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<djm> irc's my anti-drug guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<dk> im trying out tantric peeing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<guest> u kno what rules guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 377

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<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 199

<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

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<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

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<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

* Now talking in #freeciv guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to every single girl... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

<robin24> any girls in here? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 214

<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<BICKLE> i'm going to build a realdoll that can IRC. that way she can come here... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

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* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Spellweav> no dishes? radical..I think I'm moving in :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

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<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out clandestine... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing but air? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Spooky> CUNT guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

<Sys> I hate maths. What do you reckon they'll do if I fail it? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

> i think my swapfile just expanded again. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<JibbleWork> no amount of work would be able to get my clenched cheeks open guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA BOOBS INSIDE MY... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

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<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably insinuate that... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

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<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 71

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<neo[soul]> people cant take jokes anymore guest Jan 1, 2003 0 194

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<xmt> I have a Iframe but when i write text in it, and push ENTER to get a new... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 291

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<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<bytraper> you idiots!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

*** Joins: lick_me_man (sss@202.146.243.202) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

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<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 310

<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

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* icenine --train & guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 187

<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<Spooky> HOLY FUCK guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<illz> i just got a text message on my phone guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2433

<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

[Lord-Data] damn. wish gdivx had brought me girls instead of fame and money guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

*** Moses is now known as Cain guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

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[OpsuPup ] haha, racing magnas, whatever will they think of next guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<maff> word to your mother. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 222

<roded> i have one last thing i can try guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek have spaceships... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<gjvc> that is beyond ghetto guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR DICK... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<kkenn> Traffic lights guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<foo> You got to think like a poet. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<casmill2> I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 257

moose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head hunters to even... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer game guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Frizz0> anyone want a compaq proliant raid server 256M hardware raid p-pro200 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Goku> :O guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 266

<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 274

(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

* Lots42 has just finished perusing Ladyj.net and is now very frightened guest Jan 1, 2003 0 36

<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 148

<Guilty> Now I see that your Utopia is more of a Fruitopia guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox?" "What, how can... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<DrWoody> i do'nt belkivein drinkng guest Jan 1, 2003 0 51

<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<cool__G> I can define 1/0 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<FireMoth> Tat: what were your grades like in the first semester? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 321

* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated. by the file... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 234

<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your cock? You fag. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<+SirLudicrus> type /who *.edu and you see why college students fail so much guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

tatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my body that I could... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only 31336 status. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

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<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<Focks> "Can I have a fag?" "You're a fag" "I mean a cigeratte, mate" "I'm not... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<D1> some new LCDs came out recently. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 232

<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<+shagman> man, my ice water tastes like shit this morning guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem guest Jan 1, 2003 0 45

<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<Carplos-Duck> You just killed 100 innocent civilians, how do you feel? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 270

<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that hooks me like a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<Ophe|ia`> omg I will NEVER shit that fast again.....my anus is burning... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<Lucent-H> who wants pictures of high school cheerleaders that want to do me? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 168

<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a good deal of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Mutiny-> "large explosion in downtown jerusalem, two cats scared, houseplant... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<Jewedass> atarax: Find yourself a nice 26 year old woman and pretend she's two... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 29

<pdksh> jesus h christ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1696

<@atarax> DrConway: Some kid told me a couple days ago "They just came out with... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7282

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7765

<chinger> My real name is Thoma guest Jan 1, 2003 0 196

<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7705

<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 244

* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 347

<crist0bal> rhino guest Jan 1, 2003 0 145

<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 305

<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 157

<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME guest Jan 1, 2003 0 207

<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<langdon> win2k is tight. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<jonathans> i wonder if all women think like that guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking guest Jan 1, 2003 0 175

<sifelaver> you know who you should ban? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine guest Jan 1, 2003 0 227

<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<iban> uhoh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<`rip> when you go into a job interview guest Jan 1, 2003 0 253

<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<matto> the keg is tapped guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 208

<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter guest Jan 1, 2003 0 238

<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic guest Jan 1, 2003 0 157

<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Conjure> closed minded idiots guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

<dabigC> he had a small dick didn't he guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite guest Jan 1, 2003 0 184

<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america guest Jan 1, 2003 0 41

<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<reuben> send me a picture of you. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<nost> whered iban go guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 196

<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . ) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Gersh> wow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

* DuneBoy wonders why his code won't compile guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 179

<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 299

<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 118

<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

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*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 35

<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) {... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Dabljuh> hey guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once, was there about an hour before i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 188

<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

*** Now talking in #bible guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have the technology to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 272

[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<Aaron> +v guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her guest Jan 1, 2003 0 248

<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 176

<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Matt_of_Ni> is there anyway of overclocking your modem? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 395

<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

*** [ric] is now known as reign guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 286

<timmo> which sucks because guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9097

<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<watchy_> i'm so fat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned off, the images... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<timmo> wtf is sunburn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

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* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<+DCBastard> just a jpg guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 287

<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<BombScare> W00T! im #1 on geekissues guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<winmutt> lol guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

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<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 220

<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further modification... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 51

* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<Raize> can you guys see what I type? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7219

<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

<Const> zero's gay? I just thought he was into porking his cat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working guest Jan 1, 2003 0 213

<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<Kyro> searching for: penis guest Jan 1, 2003 0 33

<ic0n0> i love the midwest guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game guest Jan 1, 2003 0 68

* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 232

<Overlord> That just pooped into my head. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 232

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<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

<OutLore> as a matter of fact, i'm jacking off right now. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u guest Jan 1, 2003 0 266

<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<rizen> uptime length is the geek dick guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<Ear{code}> CAPS ON CARBON DIXOIDE LIMITS THE NUMBER OF ARABS WE KILL. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 313

* F9|Zzz [ Your Mother - Intimate Moaning and Groaning (Live Version).mp3 ] guest Jan 1, 2003 0 29

<CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

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<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 212

<tatsumi> There's a difference between being grumpy and hating every little... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

<Dreq> is there anyway to get the DOS version? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 196

<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<[Prae|Code]> As it stands, AvDom is a levelless, XPless, HPless, MPless... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 187

<phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<HailBrak> me: "we should form a company that makes manly china patterns" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 175

<Nephil> I was given detention because I said "evaginate" during a debate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<the_hydra> I got a hemorroid once and used Preparation H's little "anal... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

<tr0n> HINT FOR THE RETARDED: BOX MODELERS SELDOM MODEL BOXES. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Idioteq> shit.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<K0ffing> you should Photoshop Raz ... I'll give you a dollar if you can make... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<moira> reading my cds with a laser pointer, while the whole time I could have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Mr_X> THE US GOVERNMENT WILL PROVIDE YOU A NEW SPACEBAR, SO YOU CAN WRITE... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

<Euri> They should make an idiot mode. Whenever you try to alter something you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 261

<Psylent> looks like I've got what it takes to climb the IRC social ladder guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<tr0n> I want a brazil renderfarm licence. =( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<Euri> I am not going to scan a ferret. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 230

<amoeba> it's a little known fact that the binary releases aren't actually... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<moira> yoinkster is like the humpback of notre dame cathedral, except no... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<Hell_Patrol> to win the game, you must kill me... john romero guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<EnochRoot> #include pestilence.h guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<ltbs> SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of Anthrax. You should... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 88

<MuSKraT> I'm supposed to go to meet a cute girl at a bar with our class, but I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 145

<SLP> I request that you allow me back in the chatroom because you have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Pantaloons> IT IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A CONUNDRUM WRAPPED IN A WARM FLOUR... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<amoeba> it's like Beverly Hills 63.217.26.3 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<MosServ> Katto: They will keep fighting, they think that dying in battle for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 240

<EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state of Boogie... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

<LesserEvil665___> LINUX IS SO EASY TO INSTALL. IT'S LIKE TAKING A SHIT AND HAS... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Amish> Only roaches and IBM Keyboards survive after thermo nuclear war. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<GPF> Quake, Quake II, Quake III....three universes joined by one common... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

<RSN> Classrooms in Canada are actually used for teaching.. not just target... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

<Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the LameCube and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<JustOnePepsi> I work at the walmart picture development center just to jerk... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Rhombus> Rich fat cats hoarding sleep guest Jan 1, 2003 0 17

<Alien> Licking lead is like inviting a bunch of friends into your mouth but... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<Real> I found a hooker with a heart of gold. I TORE IT OUT AND MELTED IT DOWN... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 235

<@Raz> I LIVE ON THE EQUATOR..."JUAN, THE WATER IS STUCK AGAIN" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<Spork> A man looked at me like I was a pervert today. I was checking him out... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<MrSauce> LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in an electric cart... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 226

<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if im pretty sure... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<wonderllamah> ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a fight beacause it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<Bobby> "YOU ARE ONLY CONSIDERED A LOYAL TALIBAN MEMBER IF YOUR BEARD IS AT... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

<taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<JDigital> I have ops in #pyoko... I put it on my resume along with my Slashdot... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

<DrWoody> <intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

<teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<Semi> What are you talking about? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

<Khross\cpp> If by "whup" you mean "penetrate until colon rupture", I'm way... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Khross> I'M GOING TO REPLACE YOUR LOWFAT MILK WITH SLIGHTLY HIGHER FAT MILK... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 278

<Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

<Lord-Data> spanish girls like come with a tan by default guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

*jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

<Booyah> what's 18 inches long and makes women scream? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

*** @pHaT|B33R is now known as @pHaT|ZzZz guest Jan 1, 2003 0 146

<Nice_Guy> i love u guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<MrFreeze> AND I PUT 3 OZ OF WEED IN 2 COOKIES guest Jan 1, 2003 0 45

<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :| guest Jan 1, 2003 0 204

<|hOrNeT|> Does anyone have Sims Vacation please that they can hook me up... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 257

<kung_fu_mike> I ran for office today in the IEEE elections guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<josho> having eggo "pissed" at me was like having a rabid chihuahua yiping at... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<DuneBoy> only porn I can think of in Idaho would involve animals guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Slant> I'm adding "Masturbation" to my HotOrNot profiile. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<K][cK> just had some cold jack and cock :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

(^[QuRvE]^) its freezing in my class guest Jan 1, 2003 0 331

<D\TOX> ha, did you know entry-level pharmacists make $90k/yr? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 33

<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

(bc) i have the newest version of windows from microsoft... Fuck ME guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Zybl0re> get up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8288

<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 184

<BombScare> i beat the internet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 220

<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1578

<jestuh> we are professional idlers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 55

<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

<Altoid> patience, young skywalker guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<Dark_un> monitors so dark guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 263

<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<SaeNoDa> but I wont guest Jan 1, 2003 0 176

<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<ian__> Am I gay? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<kr0ss> people who get offended by '666' can suck my 6.66 inch cock guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<zeron> :)))))))))) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend! (edison)) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<SomeGuy> damn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Nettik> I mis ramtuff guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

››› ( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<johnnybad> nice guys finish last guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too guest Jan 1, 2003 0 134

<xEh> I could use some help on my image post site guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 157

<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though guest Jan 1, 2003 0 212

<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead guest Jan 1, 2003 0 31

<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<[ric]> !check snuffweb guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<prence> o guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet server? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<SilverJag> babyd did you get any play yet? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because then my hand would... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<HA[OffDay]Dima> one thing i learned though, never let my gf play GTA3, cause... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s] guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<orange1> i think i got it figured out. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

[madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_< guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Ouroboros> Tang is as good as sex. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

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<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<FlipTopBox> Concatenate? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<boxed> I still have the marks of her nails on my back I think :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without p0rn I would... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<[ric]> Jim, tsk, tsk... you're getting as bad as me :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 213

<ar5WRK> Is it fucked up, to like, when she was sleeping, jerk off on her so... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<BombScare> i need to get my eyes lasered guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

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<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 60

(@Jumper): I've been to LegoLand guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit lego bricks? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<dean`> LunaRain: i can rape myself any time without going to prison guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<kapusta> Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

<ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Tragician> MOTHER...FUCKING...FIREWALL! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<prence> you masturbate too much if your mom has to snap your tube sock over... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in forever said "Hey... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 134

<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

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<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Joshua> how's the recording going? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

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<Matt> so much hostility guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy.... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

*** Now talking in #sandstorm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 35

<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls guest Jan 1, 2003 0 187

(seiki) &google inflatable+goat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name guest Jan 1, 2003 0 146

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7534

*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2345

<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 150

<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress?? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<omg> I'm sure them 4 have secret gang bangs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina guest Jan 1, 2003 0 184

<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 186

* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<i4get> life sucks. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park guest Jan 1, 2003 0 355

*** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that the lead in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 291

<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 203

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<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 152

<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 191

<Scofco> I wish I invented Jesus guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<thunderka> somebody speak spanish? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 258

<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 239

<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<shin_k> rez is great though guest Jan 1, 2003 0 50

<DMC[tiky]> So a kitten is trapped in a pickle jar.. with only 1 pickle, 3... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<d1cer> omfg guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<Ash> Op me so hard. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

[neckarse] well berret tesratr guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<dot> *shrug* guest Jan 1, 2003 0 198

<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Rairu> I'd rather play mvc2 and smoke chronic than get head guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 18

<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music guest Jan 1, 2003 0 68

ù MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Scofco> i used to have wet dreams about carmen sandiego guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

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<jlone> this channel is full of white trash guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 129

<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<tomg> I appear to have accidentally learned java guest Jan 1, 2003 0 281

<ScumDog> in some ways, I wish I could sit around picking bananas all day guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Dst> revenge is sweet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<Joshua> funny how sodomy and clowns are linked in my head... i'd better not... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

(acidxxx) phone sex isnt expensive guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<@sh0x> in a free society, if you're making your animal happy, why should it be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 41

(nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put it in my mouth... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<nitrifik_> black chicks scare me :| guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<[ric]> jeez... why is it the boss always walks in on me when I am typing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 188

<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<MrP-> that 40 days and 40 nights movie pisses me off... ohh can he go 40 days... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<changO-> dude guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<ric> tbh, I would like to know why only fat women who have no chance of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<[ric]> as the old joke goes, commodore is so bad a marketing, if they bought... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 359

<[ric]> god, damnit... wished I had never started on that gothornot.com... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 17

<[ric]> although.... dark makeup (check)... peircings (check)... wearing black... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 243

<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC guest Jan 1, 2003 0 192

<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 97

<CoMBo> how do you learn new words and puts it in your everyday talking? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<djcrom> TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 204

<Mir> I'm based on a true story guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<tomg> are there any programs that will scan a remote ip to see if there are... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

<madog> one of these days ima whore an o and /kill qurve guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<Scofco> I have the ass of a homosexual guest Jan 1, 2003 0 23

<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<Alexander> see, shift, when you said you got a laptop, I automatically assumed... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better guest Jan 1, 2003 0 62

<[ric]> I need viagra just to go to the toilet.. :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<zeepe> swede girls are legendary guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/20 and Dateline... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<boog> paedophilia is okay, as long as the kid is dead guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Scofco> old men are hard to seduce guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<hit_doctor> Man, I had the longest shit today at work. my legs went numb guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<Epesh> I wish I was in control of all hiring guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

* taz chills to : [Shonen Knife - Do The Bartman (Simpsons)] [3:20]... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 30

<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<gecko__> i just oiled up my cats ass,but now when i try to boff him he slips... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

[dodgey ] wow! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Villager> i was really pissed off this morning guest Jan 1, 2003 0 184

<CorranFox> but I wanted to ask something about a certain girl... who likes me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

<CrackHoe> I was so drunk last night I could not even jerkoff guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 184

<OutLore> your the moron that believed us, i's not my fault your tent fell in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry because he had... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage guest Jan 1, 2003 0 112

<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<TURBOMEAT> gross guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make each other feel... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

* auslandr pokes lint in the eye guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

(@watchy): hey io guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

*** Now talking in #funadultchat guest Jan 1, 2003 0 206

<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 254

<tyne> my life consists of 2 things guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<mightyflo> scum: who's "fresh" games? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<blazemore> omg i love this song guest Jan 1, 2003 0 262

<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<nakke> !dictionary fellatio guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion guest Jan 1, 2003 0 31

<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 46

<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Waters> I practice safe sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 173

<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<Slant> .... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

e l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to "school" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (If girls are... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server?? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 24

<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger your penis is. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food guest Jan 1, 2003 0 51

<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Corranfox> GF? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

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<KoS-> what the hell is a civic hx? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 222

<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<evilbadz> can i show you my function? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with best?" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14 times guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in my urine guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet> guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are pedanic here guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<ScumDog> I never treat women as members of the opposite sex, Tanya. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end with "ian" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Korben> tits guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 245

<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always complain. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes* guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her new "pink panther" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet); guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo guest Jan 1, 2003 0 200

<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 30

<Guilty> Oh shit who is watching the Olympics guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Mike> ARGH SHIT guest Jan 1, 2003 0 121

<Jumper> which one are you reading ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance of terrorism guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<timmo> you know what makes me laugh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<dodge> i tell ya guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<grifferz> I love vim so much guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

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<DrWoody> One time I was at the store with my friend and there were these... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<Crappy> tbe guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then guest Jan 1, 2003 0 97

<ben> on sep 11th dalnet issued a statement offering condolences and saying how... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha guest Jan 1, 2003 0 329

<|TrunX|> dem polacks are getting smart....the woman all stopped using... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<|sco|t> doesn anyone in here know a good amount of php guest Jan 1, 2003 0 316

<|TrunX|> don't make me bust out my pic guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<AaronStJ> I'd buy it. And by buy, I mean warez guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<crums|zzz> i love my bed guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<Kraz> I am bored with the internet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Maxisout> Apoc has so much brail on his face it would confuse a blind person guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<josho> A FUCKING GAY CLUB guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 188

<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a redmav guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 55

<kolby> davek, stop trying to make everyone else become black guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -5

<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

<dr\gonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 173

<sector_> it was a boring uneventful game IMHO and my fucking HO is top-notch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<thc\ip> just cus i have like a hjalf oz of weed in my keyboard... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 98

<MicroChip> ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

(koch): !need some help guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

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<lan_rover> i hate reruns. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<Road> { private: long member; } guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee guest Jan 1, 2003 0 277

<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 26

(|ScOOp|) I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/video_game_vibrations0... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<FallLine> heh wtf guest Jan 1, 2003 0 168

<epmo> now can u please unban me so i can ask a real question? :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

[|crazy|] channel is +s guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

<nitrifik_> I ROFL:ed :| guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<acetonic> are you a total dipshit? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<StoneDog> The mental image that went with getting head from a severed head? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Walls> me and another guy may be going out guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

(Segment7) You cant buy happiness. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 161

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<JibberJim> Your bios doesn't like your 5 1/4" drive roded? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 49

<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

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<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours, thats bs, it gets... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 32

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<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

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<Evil_Rob> JLsoft: Not like I'm going to wander the streets, jerking off... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 13

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<jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 247

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<hussain> SHELLWHORE. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

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<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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* soya-88 squeezes your cock. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<GODONLYWISHES> This damn QDB shit is so stupid. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

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<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 89

<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

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<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<AxxA69> What the hell is a r33t??? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court case? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

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*** Now talking in #catholic guest Jan 1, 2003 0 106

<ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 56

<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 274

<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical guest Jan 1, 2003 0 201

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<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

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<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 32

<ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Javi> irc is like a cigarette guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

<Acero> Acero = Steel guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

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{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

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<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 362

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<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 31

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(Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

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<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings in your prostate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<waterfire> All women are gay, or at least that's what they tell me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 244

<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her clit was the size... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

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<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then just forget... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<al-x> pam anderson had implants guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

*** Now talking in #cars guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 221

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<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this week, booya was... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 244

<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of his that ive... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

<Muskratt> How can people like you guys survive infancy without bursting into... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<neck> btw... bought an ice cream maker today :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 238

<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 27

<michael-> shut up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<Snag> on another note guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 187

<EFX> What's a dikfor? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

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<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

* Berzerker gets hungry guest Jan 1, 2003 0 153

<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

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<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation guest Jan 1, 2003 0 131

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<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<hypr> -owi-dcc- You have XDCC files pending , retrieve them with /dcc owi-dcc... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Berzerker> Life is hard. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 221

<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Avi> is this divx... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 192

<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

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* FiShYmAn kills Noddy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<|nec|> hihi all guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

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<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

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<maff> yoga fire! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<fuck> you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

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<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 207

-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet! Where the men are men... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 192

<snag> you know whats funny guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

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<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

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[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<neck> i no longer wear tshirts guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

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<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd. She... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 162

(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 128

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<pupkick> 37? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

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<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<zanek> offline , whats that ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 91

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<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

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<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 99

<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?"... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

*** Now talking in #honda guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<opla> i didn't get the pink pussy princess i wanted guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

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<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<doctorb> i want a microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last night and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 146

<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

~ Princesss spanks nexxai guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much guest Jan 1, 2003 0 36

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<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 114

<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 102

(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 113

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(kap) damn im gassy tonight guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

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<eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

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(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 187

<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<+Cypherus> what is a splash-screen? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 96

<inverse> dick is like the most popular first name for congressmen guest Jan 1, 2003 0 107

<d1giPhux> ME AND TYL0R WILL HIJACK ALL THEIR CAMELS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<_Bas_> I want to be a database admin and part time mechanic when I graduate guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<shervin> i have installed a Semen Control and Flood Restictor Waste System... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<asr> 'fo sheezy. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 222

<spicrx7> if the sidewalks were paved with coks, i'd walk on my asshole guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

<spazzer> ahh fuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Plot> I was either going to die now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 231

<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2580

<zip`> bah no use arguing with people who think .fi is fiji guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<shagie> srt.. he would sit at his table, scratching his scalp and make a HUGE... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

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<jstepka> there is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn’t fix. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

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<wild-> u want to know a good jacking method? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<kritical> where can I buy a freon tank? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 21

<peng> NOT JUST A PEN guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<Jv8> programming has destroyed my ability to speak English guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

Lord x Bee: then where do you get them? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<D1> snow, our final is to write a "funny" linux story and put in linux... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

* terra melts JDigital guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<timmo> if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Drestar> Are the fam guy dvd rips in svcd only? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 163

<DAL9000> if you ever feel dumb guest Jan 1, 2003 0 206

<EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does guest Jan 1, 2003 0 180

<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 225

<McMooo> the hell. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 488

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<spyd3rman> what about battlenet? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 148

<@SYch0> fuck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<PrEs_WhO> in 50 years there will be only 2 english word guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials really have the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<eras3r> who the hell is digdug? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

<bunni> your dick is small!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 244

<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y guest Jan 1, 2003 0 172

<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 48

<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<josho> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<hye> sex caffeine and computing power guest Jan 1, 2003 0 75

<rewben> we are not perverts ;p guest Jan 1, 2003 0 177

<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 358

<steve|zzz> i had this dream guest Jan 1, 2003 0 41

<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song guest Jan 1, 2003 0 198

<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 353

<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<iRalph> i'm not a cunt guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what must I do to became a programmer? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic guest Jan 1, 2003 0 225

<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people guest Jan 1, 2003 0 198

<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 213

<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 240

<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 126

<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 220

<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 127

<pesert> Command line? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways guest Jan 1, 2003 0 134

<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 220

<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight guest Jan 1, 2003 0 55

<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age guest Jan 1, 2003 0 158

<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 72

<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 190

<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 361

<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 226

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<Essex> philly close to chicago? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Amanda`> it's confirmed guest Jan 1, 2003 0 226

<erhan> how are you yourself? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Snag> *beep*beep* guest Jan 1, 2003 0 43

* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically engineer one with a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats celery. my cat eats... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 388

<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in a landmark... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now guest Jan 1, 2003 0 94

<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you guest Jan 1, 2003 0 25

<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 107

(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 134

<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

(`zero) ,__ FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING guest Jan 1, 2003 0 111

<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before christmas was like... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted himself at the age... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 170

<Kazz> Are you coming on to me? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 69

<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and mocking the mistakes... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 66

(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could sell shells but its... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

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<wild> i'm black from the waist down guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

(moimau) my net would make your net reverse compile itself, tar.gz itself guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other day, until the cops... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

* JosephKer on 2.4.14 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking guest Jan 1, 2003 0 211

<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

(Matt^^^) I got an A+ in home ec, cuz I helped marinate the teacher's fish, if... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 148

(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop on a 486 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n?? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 392

<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations, you are less of an... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<BlackDeth> I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE A 8=====D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 59

* scotteh sends a letter to mister bin ladem... with some white power in it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<ArhAngelos> how do i use the !list guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

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* snag giggles guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters guest Jan 1, 2003 0 32

<G0TB00ST> bodypiercing = "bodykits" for fags w/o cars they cant rice guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<LPCx> hrm alabama has some IT jobs guest Jan 1, 2003 0 38

<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 195

<rogue> I'm a flaming homosexual! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 124

<Amanda`> We ran out of toilet paper so I had to use coffee filters... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small ethiopian town guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<delysid-x> the only urine test they'll get out of me is a TASTE TEST guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if anybody I know is... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<sceptre70> anybody here know how i can get laid or eat out a pussy without... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<TheDeity> It's like there is a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 81

<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<Pv> i like my women as thin as chopsticks guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<SyL> and I'm trying to get some work done, and I'm watching the keoki... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<TomGreen> hehe guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ricochet> cubicsrube: if any MAJOR problems ever occur with winxp .. it will... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a communications... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 234

<Chis> how do you permaterm an aol account assuming you have the password? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 55

[11:03] *** Doc|Uni (sdf@sympatex.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (Support W.O.R.K - Women... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 123

<eldee> finding wiring diagrams on the web isnt fun at all guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<BombScare> im fuckin done guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> and i don't relate to japanese guys in pr0n guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<punkmac> people are dumb guest Jan 1, 2003 0 67

<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF I WAS GAY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<excite> youre friends with eggo guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night and reached... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

<Gripping> i am shakin like an immigrant at the border guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training guest Jan 1, 2003 0 162

<david\ks> there's this girl in my evolution inf. diseases class.. she has... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 227

<neekola> i should do that guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Asmodee`> ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open source projects guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a plot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 88

<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 168

[kisama] if you break out your penis in space guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads even get owned on... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<D\TOX> my wife says the white trash have already come up with a new name for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 157

<`michael> where's snow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 28

<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 119

<Guilty> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQK8OR guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<Turing_> this is going to sound very gay, but we were watching the discovery... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 258

<blazemore> where did you find this, sych0 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 168

<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier guest Jan 1, 2003 0 187

<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

--- Topic for #celebs-n-models is <@YoGuRT_> beer just had his first Duck... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<purem> my sk00l had an anthrax scare today guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<Pr3ttyF1y> if i'm going to copy dvd's onto cdrs, i atleast want to make sure... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

<Rico> I suppose. I wouldn't mind being that guy that makes it with all the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DAL9000> you've never called me dustin before guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<kritical> the doctor made me piss in a cup and i had wacked off like an hour... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 165

<Guilty> I see, your ignorance expands far beyond ATI video cards guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

<D\TOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it" and got the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

<|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license plate read "dick... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 213

<AlmtyBob> god my ball-sweat smells good guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers guest Jan 1, 2003 0 22

(`KGB) I'm going to #jamaica I've always wanted to visit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 115

<Son-Doobi> i've been thinking man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 20

<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards guest Jan 1, 2003 0 61

<SAV2880> Ok, my point ... who the hell cares about the ZD bank account (as... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Goemon> There is no good mp3 trading programs now. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

<refugee> man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 276

(Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad guest Jan 1, 2003 0 77

<Miko> hey i don't remember them dropping food on NYC when they crashed into... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 9

*** Topic in #cars is 'saab's look like confused suitcases with wheels' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 68

<grey> wow guest Jan 1, 2003 0 183

::: .signoff@1.32p> m|ch (michelle@XX-XX-XX-XXX.ivideon.com); to get over... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 92

<saint_> and i'm not nasty. i'm actually not that big of a pedophile guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<|Chris> anyone else got beer? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

<blazemore> in afghanistan, people are worried about dying tonight. in the us... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 109

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<blazemore> i bet that plane that crashed in PA was headed towards zophar's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 101

* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend guest Jan 1, 2003 0 64

<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 161

<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 167

<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 196

<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<stretch> !seen tits guest Jan 1, 2003 0 146

<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein); guest Jan 1, 2003 0 32

<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

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<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey guest Jan 1, 2003 0 63

<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 26

<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff guest Jan 1, 2003 0 41

<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 82

<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 227

<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

(therap|st) IMPERIAL PARKING is seeking a JUNIOR FIELD AUDITOR. This full time... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 197

<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 137

<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee guest Jan 1, 2003 0 4

<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<DMC[arfi]> i wonder what it would be like to fuck a midget.. thats as close as... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in to your... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 100

[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<Brentai> Michael who? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 105

<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 19

<kay|oss> i am at work guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 44

<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 226

* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias guest Jan 1, 2003 0 47

<tobes> Have fun at work? ;) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<matts> hal check your privates guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

<|shark|> if a guy took a home pregnancy test guest Jan 1, 2003 0 263

<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake guest Jan 1, 2003 0 78

* Arsentia pets his cable modem guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 146

<train> i'm on prison net guest Jan 1, 2003 0 40

<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 80

<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 29

<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 144

<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed. I'm... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 85

(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 143

<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y..... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis guest Jan 1, 2003 0 17

(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<Digested> cool :) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 39

<Speef> man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 37

<germane> here, type this in your shell guest Jan 1, 2003 0 79

(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 145

<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Digested> uh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 53

<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

<dr\gonzo> dance like nobodys watching guest Jan 1, 2003 0 194

(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9"... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 142

~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 70

*** Now talking in #bearcave guest Jan 1, 2003 0 34

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<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 139

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<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last night... but there's... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 110

<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 12

<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend guest Jan 1, 2003 0 247

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<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

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<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

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<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 58

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<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

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<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 155

<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

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"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this guest Jan 1, 2003 0 173

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<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

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<ck3k> blaze has a job, it's called "leech off parents" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 125

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<SSr2> what's pr0n? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =( guest Jan 1, 2003 0 33

<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

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<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 141

<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 169

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<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 132

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<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls guest Jan 1, 2003 0 210

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<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

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<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 260

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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7572

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<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 218

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<Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis comparisons, really. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 263

<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 276

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<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote us. :| guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

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<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

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<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : | guest Jan 1, 2003 0 87

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<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 320

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<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

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<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 190

<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

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<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 164

<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 407

<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 122

<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows guest Jan 1, 2003 0 193

<iln> would you fuck a 15 year old. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 209

<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 140

<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 189

<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 318

<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

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<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 104

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<enex> MadHatter: eat shit! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 272

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<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery guest Jan 1, 2003 0 384

<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 347

<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common guest Jan 1, 2003 0 303

<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married guest Jan 1, 2003 0 262

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<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 292

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<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

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<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 130

<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -5

<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 188

<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 171

<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 206

<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 182

<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

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n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 138

<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 354

<SWM> if the average penis is 6" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 239

<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 238

[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site guest Jan 1, 2003 0 90

<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden guest Jan 1, 2003 0 434

<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor guest Jan 1, 2003 0 264

<ArIck> mann guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 103

<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors guest Jan 1, 2003 0 274

<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 117

<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol guest Jan 1, 2003 0 147

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<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime.. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 246

<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 86

[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

(D1) ignore me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 300

(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 219

(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 216

<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language guest Jan 1, 2003 0 269

<bocz> ok dood, whatever guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -5

<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

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<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<bash_> don't touch me there guest Jan 1, 2003 0 282

<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<screechon> call him up guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Quan> they speak "texican" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 254

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<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -4

<BlackDeth> i was playin CS guest Jan 1, 2003 0 269

<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 84

(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 76

<goh2> my parents are budgeting me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 52

<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine guest Jan 1, 2003 0 233

<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot guest Jan 1, 2003 0 237

<Lepper> i told my roommate's girlfriend that she needs to hook me up with some... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 441

(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 253

<Amanda_> Alright guest Jan 1, 2003 0 221

<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are guest Jan 1, 2003 0 173

[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 484

<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach guest Jan 1, 2003 0 166

I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 160

<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible guest Jan 1, 2003 0 33

<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 272

*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1

<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.." guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 258

<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 151

<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4" guest Jan 1, 2003 0 3

<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE guest Jan 1, 2003 0 15

<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 83

<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school guest Jan 1, 2003 0 336

<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 342

<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard guest Jan 1, 2003 0 288

<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 135

<cndz> what would jesus do> guest Jan 1, 2003 0 699

<Jingoro`> my cat was licking his balls once and he got a woody guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever guest Jan 1, 2003 0 74

<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 16

<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 133

<DigDug> warez > sex guest Jan 1, 2003 0 202

<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC guest Jan 1, 2003 0 7

<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement guest Jan 1, 2003 0 280

<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D guest Jan 1, 2003 0 585

<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 224

<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 229

<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 337

<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 674

<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 209

<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 54

<madog-> my gf bought me a shirt 'Got Root?' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 148

<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease guest Jan 1, 2003 0 298

<Moot> wanna hizack AOL? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 149

<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2223

<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games: guest Jan 1, 2003 0 261

<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 344

<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 263

<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 308

<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh' guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 65

<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms ! guest Jan 1, 2003 0 228

<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 240

<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose guest Jan 1, 2003 0 10

<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass guest Jan 1, 2003 0 185

<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's guest Jan 1, 2003 0 6

<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work guest Jan 1, 2003 0 493

<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 361

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<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 120

<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 108

<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 95

<skunko> well i officially have jacked off guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 283

<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 322

<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 644

<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch guest Jan 1, 2003 0 116

* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 230

<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 157

<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 156

<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this guest Jan 1, 2003 0 11

<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!) guest Jan 1, 2003 0 5

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<Ash> Win2k! ^_^ guest Jan 1, 2003 0 154

<Moot> masturbatin time guest Jan 1, 2003 0 310

<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh guest Jan 1, 2003 0 93

*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -439

<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 274

<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2016

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC? guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet guest Jan 1, 2003 0 73

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<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 331

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon guest Jan 1, 2003 0 239

<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -3

<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 14

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 191

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<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 174

<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -1

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<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 554

<EM[mMF]> man guest Jan 1, 2003 0 539

<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine guest Jan 1, 2003 0 531

<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P guest Jan 1, 2003 0 336

<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -2

<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65 guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 0

<ckx> women ask for it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2757

<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it guest Jan 1, 2003 0 654

<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 483

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<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 579

<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird guest Jan 1, 2003 0 42

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 2278

<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 8

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something... guest Jan 1, 2003 0 1950

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<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck guest Jan 1, 2003 0 213

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<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services guest Jan 1, 2003 0 -16

<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do. guest Jan 1, 2003 0 515

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