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<@Talgie> I think at -50 votes, the comment gets removed... YES THAT MEANS YOU... guest 0 -88
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was... guest 0 -24
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<CaptainJistuce> I am still waging a linguistic battle against that use of the... guest 0 69
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<steve> so there was this documentation for Structured bonds missing guest 0 23
<graspee> fucking ipod shuffled onto guided meditation track and i fell asleep... guest 0 66
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<RIDDL3R> Does anyone know which page in the Bible it explains how to turn... guest 0 42
phobos: Windows gave a BSOD while installing the nvidia-drivers, so I blew it... guest 0 62
<Helix_Mouse> breadsticks are delicious guest 0 56
* vens is now known as venz guest 0 175
<netham45> Bash.org is offline guest 0 50
<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be... guest 0 40
< o11c> Is there any portable function to convert an integer to a string in a... guest 0 -91
<sami> I sent out a memo about proper meme usage guest 0 19
< danl> being lazy and running everything as root is so much easier guest 0 99
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<Helix_Mouse> I want a website full of examples of retarded, nonsensical c++... guest 0 70
<haq> so you get thermal cycling outside the projected envelopes, plus RoHS... guest 0 41
<Jigsy> So is it possible to restore the United States from a backup? guest 0 96
<@itszn> Only 53 days, 8 hours, 34 min, and 15 seconds until Christmas guest 0 8
<dn5> I have int start = 1476620495; and int end = 1476620495 (unix timestamp)... guest 0 52
<Dante_Chaos> The phones here suck (company phones) guest 0 27
<AndyWojo> If I were coming up with a package manager, I'd name it just guest 0 69
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<Nomikos> basically I don't eat anything which has had a face on it at some... guest 0 62
<Proview> i've got this code that's doing some statistical analysis and its... guest 0 87
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<Nyz> I love standards guest 0 65
<MoikeLap> the E7450 was never designed with datacenter work in mind guest 0 28
<nacht> I sold body armor in a rite aid parking lot yesterday. guest 0 38
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin"... guest 0 52
<Jigsy> A Nightmare on Elm Street was an inside job. WAKE. UP. PEOPLE! guest 0 13
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<&kapitank> oh wow a mistype such a rare thing that deserves being pointed out... guest 0 35
windsor: I am beginning to think the only way for anyone from my generation to... guest 0 34
<t12> my dad wins at potrero hill community meeting aggroness guest 0 38
<the_map> I'm a bit upset that bash.org doesn't have anything like, "Ursula... guest 0 26
<Maali> hm, google scholar fucked up the autogenerated description of my phd... guest 0 38
<paulguy> Kenya East sounds like a knockoff Kanye West guest 0 15
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<VesicantDerp> Is there a name for selling your blood plasma, then using that... guest 0 80
<oclet> i used to drink at work guest 0 49
<AppleDash> I have accidentally racially segregated my old computers guest 0 18
<SmasherDynamo> !rolld100 guest 0 38
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<BaloneyGeek> TIL Samsung has a fashion division guest 0 23
<devilmaydry> play pso2 while working guest 0 84
<l0de> oh shit that "walked over my grave" feeling when someone's IRC nickname... guest 0 130
<slidercrank> is that true that Spanish programmers have to write ¡ along with... guest 0 134
< m1dnight_> Jezus, these damn terrorists are blowing up half my guest 0 29
<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through guest 0 4
<Metaphysician> Argggh. What to play as in Pillars of Eternity... guest 0 35
<danh> some super creepy dude has sat down at my table guest 0 48
<@barometz> Ha, I just agreed to "There was a problem loading the content of... guest 0 -92
<Kit> Is anyone around who has my nude pics who can forward them to someone? guest 0 77
<atom_bomb> my girlfriend has been pressuring me to write a book about about my... guest 0 51
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory guest 0 -2
<photo> i poured my root beer into a square cup and now all i have is beer... guest 0 206
<hep> the children actually get mad at me a lot because i wont pay attn to them guest 0 35
<kerio> i'm looking for a client that can use ecdsa account keys guest 0 21
<@DigDug> in russia you're now going to get fined for sharing instructions on... guest 0 18
<~LexPro> #foreveralone unable to join channel (channel is full) guest 0 54
<snesbot> Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield? guest 0 33
<KateLibby> and no, im not iliterate, my parents were married guest 0 38
<Amy> some animals don't have tails, i guess a snake is an example of the... guest 0 95
I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic... guest 0 -154
<Agentimoline> what does fnord even mean guest 0 45
23:59 <@swight> My daughter just asked why we say "hang up" the phone guest 0 41
<Analogy> So I just got an audio book, but it was in another language so I had... guest 0 48
<contra> i love the dentist guest 0 32
<manderson> I decided to surprise visit my mom for thanksgiving. guest 0 44
<Pen Straw> the earth is actually flat but it rotates like a doom sprite when... guest 0 111
<luper> we forced this one guy with a long-ass beard to wear a beard net... guest 0 84
<froggey> oops guest 0 -17
<asterick> Does anyone ever feel like jQuery is kinda like bill cosby? guest 0 27
<!spaghetti> What's that thing deaf people have guest 0 239
<Thugzilla> jesus guest 0 50
< wushin> Well then you should also know that's considered a stereotype. guest 0 54
<%n473> so I migrated our first client site to our new cloud environment... guest 0 66
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<samantha> these recruiters are getting clever guest 0 42
<mischa> i was just yelling at oracle world people on the street guest 0 29
Chillum: the most evil thing I have ever made is a tiny USB stick that when... guest 0 75
<+wowaname> was gonna do this guest 0 16
“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of... guest 0 -115
<whyrusleeping> last time i went to ikea i left with a bunch of artistic twigs... guest 0 44
<Phase> what html do function does function calls actually generate? guest 0 -33
<hayashi> thank you, based LaTeX guest 0 53
<+Rjx> the thing that bothers me most is the question mark guest 0 30
<@witheld> Well, my computer from the age of 3 to about 10 was this... guest 0 46
<Odthin> dammit i just came out of the closet as a grammar nazi guest 0 62
<StoneCyp1erAW> dude i just met a fourth person named chance. guest 0 51
<tomaka> WebAssembly + WebVulkan guest 0 12
< wushin> bjorn not ded, bjorn is parent, parents are zombies because children... guest 0 26
<Raven> Is it still Passover? guest 0 63
<jacquilyn> Eh. Being kicked out of the lab. guest 0 32
<Mr-Ben> Man, forgot about theguy finding God. A full week now. guest 0 -4
<wabewalkr> Oh, I dunno. Ignorance is bliss. guest 0 42
<maime> That means nothing to a card carrying makeup whore. guest 0 24
<Kyol> Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw! guest 0 29
<stereo_> y'all have some daddy issues guest 0 61
(Foone) did you hear about how my OBJ export system worked? that was the... guest 0 63
<Se7eN> in my early days of irc like 15 years ago guest 0 -14
<robin> everyone knows that CS undergrads are an excellent source of... guest 0 47
<robin> it probably is adobe's fault guest 0 11
<PFY> We should have a tattoo like the scarlet letter guest 0 16
<anodos_> good entropy source - leave a newbie with a file open in vi, ask him... guest 0 74
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they... guest 0 -53
Stormbringer: also valve are slowly dropping guest 0 99
<Reaper> Why do we need a magnetic field in our giant spaceship guest 0 19
<Taisa> Hey Dan would it be creepy and/or manipulative to try and hit up my ex... guest 0 36
<tmkf> if you offered steve ballmer a faustian bargain where he could do it all... guest 0 60
<BadSpoon> I keep thinking... if I were the guy who actually used all the... guest 0 27
<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute... guest 0 -1
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown guest 0 -17
<l0de> Notice to IT staff. As of today administrators are strictly forbidden... guest 0 46
<dbelange> Front Row Education is seeking a Haskell Web Engineer for a... guest 0 5
Bruno: Brogue is a fun little roguelike guest 0 -7
* Burrito has quit (Quit: Leaving) guest 0 23
<poofs> unlike other therapists, she is smart enough to know that you cannot... guest 0 -55
<camel> > Do you have a full-time job? > No > We're sorry, you do not qualify... guest 0 62
<asaph> So you're over a year and a half into your transition? guest 0 16
< wushin> I'm freaking out. guest 0 -80
<Shadell> Actually guest 0 30
<ceren> actually it's more like when a cat eats tinsel guest 0 11
<jden> i only steal iwatches guest 0 3
<Somasis> peter anvin has a pet python named perl guest 0 54
<Jigsy^Vol> My favorite episode of Star Wars was when Kirk got assimilated by... guest 0 23
<e7> I'm a micromillionaire; the Illinois lottery paid me $1 guest 0 31
<Orobas> oh. Builder. I did the bird math, I don't know if I told you guest 0 14
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea guest 0 -6
<muskets> to be tonic water all you NEED is water, bubbles and quinine guest 0 26
<ChauffeR> what's the name of the mission that fucked up because they didn't... guest 0 79
<Zyradyl> So I've started working on an AI just as a side project. I want to... guest 0 9
<Jigsy> So in Civil War re-enactment school I was voted most likely to secede. guest 0 31
<TonyTheLemur> they tested our tornado siren a couple mornings ago guest 0 89
< jsc> "if ya know what I mean"? guest 0 -102
bcallah | yeah I'm going to bed before I end up in another openbsd fanfic guest 0 49
(antomatic) Official SonyMicrosofTendo Policy On Video Game Preservation: guest 0 51
<+toordog> omg, I cannot stand working with a developer who takes 1 hour guest 0 -116
* Jigsy frantically runs into the channel with an urgent message. guest 0 5
<@mentot> Marijuana, 851 1st Avenue #91, Seattle, WA 98104, USA 54.6 F (12.6 C)... guest 0 5
< The-Compiler> I really wonder how the new firmware will look with the... guest 0 33
<@kmcdon> PenPen: what do you do as an it professional guest 0 65
<rymate1234> z33k33 is trolling imo guest 0 9
<Walnut> Sonic the Hedgehog has never had a bad game guest 0 44
< rycuda> Well, turns out that I need glasses guest 0 30
<@kitchen> I logged into yahoo account after probably 100 years of not. got... guest 0 71
<Jigsy> I've got NP problems. But P ain't one. guest 0 36
<@PapaJohn> that's like the BRT in my old shop guest 0 51
<meeb> only windows laptop in the flat is currently updating itself (forced... guest 0 40
<Elena> man, an ill-fitting nazi uniform is just a disgrace. like, if you're... guest 0 110
[MobileJovian] If something is objective only for one person, then it's not... guest 0 198
<excron> When I mentioned IRC to my therapist he put away his notebook and got... guest 0 125
< wushin> I don't make typos, I make git learning experiences. guest 0 59
<smathson_> /quit guest 0 17
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<apo_> My parents wanted to see how well google now (that android voice... guest 0 40
<Phase4> "Reaching out to more and more gamers, Minecraft developers are... guest 0 25
< NoelShourai> recently i discovered guest 0 35
<TheHackOps> I thought i was paranoid because I encrypt all my business emails guest 0 110
<+element> i hope im not bleeding out of my asshole guest 0 95
<TheBadSpoon> I had a dream last night that someone took control of my computer... guest 0 28
(aaaaaaaaa) I know people at work that actually store files in the recycle bin... guest 0 79
* xobs is in China now, going back to Singapore tomorrow. guest 0 53
<@pronto> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette... guest 0 501
<Zavie> Saga_Musix this actually happened when opening my Internet line: "Do... guest 0 71
<&Orillion> All my lines are under the GNU public license guest 0 138
<TheBadSpoon> to explain reddit, it's basically a large anus comprised of many... guest 0 33
<@Madda> Well, people don't seem too bothered by the "Our app will now record... guest 0 76
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy guest 0 -13
<@DigDug> whoa, adobe is dropping flash linux support guest 0 91
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<hep> would anyone like to sign up for our trolling ghostwriting service? guest 0 38
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< yates> let me read and then perhaps ask more intelligent questions. guest 0 50
< cbreak> if the C++ committee was lead by Microsoft's Excel team... auto would... guest 0 21
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<danh> there is this insanely important insanely crazy suite of perl scripts... guest 0 135
<@swight> Ikea Bags Stuffed With Skeletons Found in Sweden guest 0 97
<JordiGH> I can't figure out what to name this module. guest 0 40
<Mango> Do you ever have to change a password, and then get sad, because you... guest 0 70
<bionicfen> I am starting to get tired of my aspie friend staying in my guest... guest 0 73
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<McMartin> "Think of silver as an easily-portable cow that does not moo." guest 0 35
<Garf> anyone here know something about chickens? guest 0 35
< cyberdog> so there are a few holes in watchdogs guest 0 38
<shachaf> you open the third door and behind it is an argument about the monty... guest 0 89
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<worstcase> once we look at women as 3d printers i think abortion wont be as... guest 0 42
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<Flashtek> I hate it when someone burns bread when I'm plugging in PC hardware... guest 0 165
Maidenhelos> There are few times in life when "Oh shit" is more appropriate... guest 0 138
< wushin> your art is very good guest 0 74
<sstrandberg> "It includes low-level primitives such as types, flow control... guest 0 31
<@NWH> Random thought: Do Facebook users who like the movie "The Social... guest 0 22
<Proview> holy shit i'm tired of doing people's programming homework guest 0 82
<+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral... guest 0 37
<kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm... guest 0 -102
<kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too guest 0 53
<Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse... guest 0 82
<kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your... guest 0 397
<kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon guest 0 207
<Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. guest 0 85
<madk> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical... guest 0 43
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<zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? guest 0 57
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." guest 0 -34
<ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random... guest 0 32
<Bike> i'm ten pages in to an ethernet-phy manual and i'm pretty sure the... guest 0 228
<kmc> I like telling people who've only used high level languages about the... guest 0 81
<kmc> it's depressing how many security holes have the root cause that "int" is... guest 0 63
<TheGreatSparky> Well over the last 100 years we have made such insane medical... guest 0 190
<RHExcelion> You know, when I Was a kid, playing oregon trail guest 0 48
<Xaiier> I'm curious as to what a nuclear meltdown in space would be like guest 0 77
<mroman> how do i rotate the cube? guest 0 121
<whelp> mom called me and said her series got deleted from torrents and asked... guest 0 93
<mroman_> I should probably read about privacy laws in the US :) guest 0 84
<schuko> i've had my share with C working with embedded software guest 0 -68
<@Sir_herrbatka> what is the best vi mode for emacs? guest 0 53
<Aragan> ... okay, I have determined that is not lightning. guest 0 106
<shree> there was a hackerspace in london guest 0 54
<vee> god my brain is so dumb sometimes guest 0 214
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< eneasvva> I'm trying to do an variable global (with class type), I see that... guest 0 148
<@dmd> two old people were arguing over whose car a car was guest 0 73
<JoeCreates> I've a question about memory pooling guest 0 41
<ioiom63> I went to the doctor, and I had to fill out these papers, right? guest 0 588
<Natrist> what do i do already if i want my variable to be defined once and not... guest 0 86
<Zemyla> Wait, wrong room. guest 0 66
<SpaceWizard> 2 + 2 = FISH! guest 0 98
<richterthethird> after doing some research guest 0 -40
<nardil>how do ya figure out a womams ring size without her knowing? guest 0 22
<Killswitch> I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros guest 0 109
<agocs_work> It's like the US's war debt to france guest 0 51
< Arelon> For example here in Beijing the pedestrian is never at fault if the... guest 0 143
<SickInterpol> you couldn't be farther from the truth. I put 16GB in a quad... guest 0 1
<haq> i had this dream last night that i was laying in bed and i could hear... guest 0 123
<grifferz> bitcointalk full of marks who one month ago were all "yeah... guest 0 87
<xplat> man, i am just amazed at how bad rhythmbox is guest 0 63
<Gilded> Damn ideology dealers guest 0 97
<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a... guest 0 -15
<Bigby> so fox news is hating on the lego movie as it makes big business the... guest 0 45
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can... guest 0 -15
<Sebas> When I have a kid, on his eleventh birthday, I will arrange for a... guest 0 137
<Science> Quite frankly I'm kinda sick of the cats guest 0 168
<Zelest> I downloaded a porno today... guest 0 46
<Jigsy> Fucking around with computers is how I became a registered Hex offender. guest 0 64
<BlackMoon> this is why ICANN has never given a single fuck about international... guest 0 147
* Mondale (~Mondale@CPE-120-148-236-70.hdqu1.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined... guest 0 72
<+Shawn> I've got 500 feet of cat6 guest 0 81
<doublehappy> bomb scare at my work guest 0 52
< Clarke> Haskell is like dropping a trident missile on the problem; MUMPS and... guest 0 33
SavageWolf: Inside every man and woman is a horny teenager. Sometimes... guest 0 58
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<bbitmaster> bah, this is the dumbest thing ever. I broke linux mint over the... guest 0 622
<bish0p_> The problem with European History is that there is too goddamn much... guest 0 47
< j0h> Ive been drunk for nearly 2 weeks but jrvc might have a problem. guest 0 26
<Swob> there's a species of pea which has peapods that are 6 feet long guest 0 56
<refnum> kish: last time I slept with this girl she put her dogs in the middle... guest 0 73
<heddwch> brb, taking out the trash as my moment of productivity for the day guest 0 40
< MadCamel> back in the day I used to go to sleep with bots running and get an... guest 0 35
<shachaf> *!*@* would be a good name for a ban guest 0 59
< wushin> I just think client-facing it's like slapping someone in the face... guest 0 -93
< MadCamel> I'd like TMW to get an email address that current TMW admins always... guest 0 40
<slamm> this porn im watching is using guiles theme as the music guest 0 25
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VioletFox: so lets say you have been married for 10+ years and you are still in... guest 0 16
<@dmd> if i had a multi-watt laser or something i would probably sit in a book... guest 0 123
GeDaMo| What's a moba? guest 0 85
<Taryn> toolbars can die in a fire guest 0 106
<Noseless> AirmanPika: you happen to know anyone working for NSA? guest 0 15
<@Taryn> some people apparently think that taxes are EVIL!!!! and that the... guest 0 230
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< NDJ> Oh God how did I even do this, guest 0 59
<@b0lt> why is the OS X trackpad scrolling speed setting hidden in the... guest 0 290
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* Mich is now known as mich guest 0 77
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(Earnestly) Arch is not the right distribution for you if you can't use Linux... guest 0 26
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(Apsu) My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks. guest 0 60
<zifnab> one of my old wow friends guest 0 34
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<@Jano> Last time I ordered pizza the delivery chick got stuck in the elevator... guest 0 63
<Iambian> Remember kids, when someone offers you drugs, say "thank you" because... guest 0 44
< froggey> ALARM!!! SENSIBLE DESIGN CHOICE SPOTTED IN PERL!! DANGER DANGER... guest 0 33
<@dfdashh> divVerent: all new in oracle 12c - auto-increment columns :P guest 0 28
<Reven> i remember this chick trying to tell me i got her pregnent and extort... guest 0 -99
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<Caboose> Mango, you're a programmer, right? guest 0 627
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<nedbat> [Tritium]: you youngsters and your kidding... guest 0 62
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< elliott> As mentioned in the outline history section a French artillery... guest 0 78
<Cactus> wat. guest 0 26
<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]? guest 0 -4
<@tomwyatt> guys guest 0 47
* Clarke finds a mysterious button inside VS - which breaks the program when he... guest 0 53
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<Dacon_> you're messed up guest 0 12
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<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater guest 0 117
< V0id> one advantage of a complicated root password is can't type it when drunk guest 0 119
<Zetetic> What's the extra four-digit code on my library card? guest 0 58
<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos guest 0 241
<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object? guest 0 55
<Sorts> Mind. Blown. guest 0 51
<Proview_> freshman year of college, i'm like... oh, yeah, im going to try and... guest 0 512
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< CoJaBo> Well, found the Gmail April Fools prank- they now force you to use... guest 0 10
< vanu> what if like guest 0 43
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<nsz> " JavaScript allows you to change the <a> href after you click on it"... guest 0 22
<Loxus> I fell for my own prank.. guest 0 94
<&mike> Sim City doesn't count students/homeless as people guest 0 101
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<Elizacat> our government couldn't stop a baby from choking on a plastic bag if... guest 0 64
<Odd> So someone from customer service at work forwarded me this e-mail: "Thank... guest 0 38
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<@TheGiz> I think one day I'm going to invent a peripheral for games to drive... guest 0 12
<Ender> Every day when I get up I intend to get all kinds of work done. guest 0 75
< radiofree> around the time the UK was planning to introduce id cards, i was... guest 0 92
<lucky> i got into it with an asphalt contractor at work and then had his truck... guest 0 285
<SmallR2002> I was just thinking back to a previous job where a team lead when... guest 0 62
<aji> suppose that X is the most annoying thing guest 0 78
<snacky> oh. FUCK you krut guest 0 15
<bob> how does Pandora not have an xbox app. guest 0 63
TheEnd. : I hate my job, too boring. guest 0 186
<myself> Heh. I'm reminded now, of fetching the entire sysinternals suite, and... guest 0 44
<@LAMMJohnson> I suspect Star Trek Into Darkness will be good but not great. guest 0 70
<KsM> Estrellas you're more attractive than a cat guest 0 37
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<chernobyl> Last night, Chewbacca and I were having a conversation in my... guest 0 146
<Pryoidain> .... guest 0 132
<~derpcat> iirc some reports from chernobyl said people tasted metal when there... guest 0 23
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<Zirak> So, I began to install Arch Linux. Had some problem with the booting... guest 0 74
<Killswitch> nananananNANANANAN I CAN'T HEAR YOU guest 0 39
<nicks> you are going to invent a new microblogging platform guest 0 117
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Charlie: next door have been drilling for like 2weeks non stop guest 0 196
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<kyre> thou shalt not lay out thine floating point in any way other than the... guest 0 28
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an... guest 0 -5
DaMan: ALX: We fixed the y2k crap months ago. guest 0 270
<Erasmus> Just cracked my genuine copy of Windows that kept complaining at me... guest 0 212
<worf> goddamn how i hate DB2 .... guest 0 20
<steelerman82> What does the vile sword do? guest 0 39
* Celti ambles off to locate comestibles. guest 0 40
<PL> you really dont need pickup lines in Finland guest 0 75
<tali> They call you TheWatcher? I can guess what you do :P guest 0 30
<Pryoidain> Huh. This build is acting very odd. guest 0 103
<Hyptosis> Urine used to have tons of uses that are now replaced with science guest 0 77
<Silentbobby> !fap guest 0 23
<tomatosalad> it is 54 degrees in this house guest 0 453
07:07 <henrikhodne> grawity: I thought you went to sleep./ guest 0 182
<munin_> roughly it is modeling language and the brain, or, a graph-theoretic... guest 0 331
<Eule> "cloud" aka "I think I'll put my files on a third-party service with... guest 0 234
<@i_c-Y> i had a nightmare yesterday that i bought 3 licenses of norton... guest 0 685
cyborg_ar: to do nothing for a cycle you put nop guest 0 266
* Daemon404 has unlocked the secrets to manually cross-compiling gcc guest 0 202
<ss23> my nose is getting really sore, I think its from eating really spicy... guest 0 61
<Tree_Hugger> hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive? guest 0 -23
<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's... guest 0 66
<crikes> connection issues: the musical guest 0 265
<judges119> Has anybody tried to eat the ingredients of a cake on the... guest 0 166
<aydiosmio> I don't anticipate the world moving away from keyboards any time... guest 0 83
<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead... guest 0 -13
Nevermind: About shitty code guest 0 81
<Ta`niik> I got a few assorted things at the store a half hour ago. I got a... guest 0 159
<powersurge> god dammit guest 0 382
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo guest 0 -40
<Vyk> Ender, what happened with your motorcycle? guest 0 189
<TheDancingLobster> yeah guest 0 137
<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST guest 0 190
<myself> I'm reminded of alphawolf's story of tracking down some guy who was... guest 0 660
<steveio>this dude at work is an insufferable asshole guest 0 273
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<^_^> I thought you didn't use B in Finnish? guest 0 484
<Tarkaan> I need to animate something guest 0 -93
<@esch> gonna need som eclarification there guest 0 383
<Pryoidain> NTP Protocol helped me to isolate a plumbing problem in the... guest 0 581
<Bitgod> how to make an iframe stay put when you minimize the page, its fine in... guest 0 54
<@NWH> Stupid Things About the Internet, #87246087: Message boards that... guest 0 177
Katie: futurama proves something guest 0 187
BossMan: That is intellisense guest 0 60
<peacetwin> i'm going to start an official political organization for masculine... guest 0 32
<+abum> where is siloam springs guest 0 68
Cypher: So I just let a cat in guest 0 290
<@Twinge> Saw the word 'spaghetti' and assumed people were talking about code... guest 0 71
< CoJaBo> Update: The object seen landing near Gale Crater on MSD 49,269 at... guest 0 214
< xiphias> sycobuny: maybe you can answer this guest 0 52
<@Treeki> "Final Fantasy 13-2" reminds me of European TV channel names guest 0 128
<Pryoidain> I saw the new (old) arp-ing joke post on qdb, and just for a split... guest 0 107
<JCDenton> Am I the only one who seems to spend more time fixing stupid trivial... guest 0 159
<@Pants> Hey Grue, so I figured out what was wrong with my chainsaw guest 0 18
<PyroPyro> a guy just fax'd me a paper with text "i dont know how this works i... guest 0 132
<acenasir> asl angel? guest 0 45
<grawity> hm, ranger is a cool file manager. guest 0 59
<+blackroseMD1> Guess that's what I get for leaving the house hahahahahaha guest 0 -91
<hagbard> i3Guest88: the pin9 that on the webpage is marked "NC" what are you... guest 0 91
<nathan> I think % is secretly the symbol for a titfuck guest 0 46
< Botje> daemon: the sooner we can kill off ftp the better guest 0 55
<Migs> what does it mean when critics say a movie is "smart?" guest 0 219
<derpcat> I only program when I want to automate some task guest 0 135
<+beefCake> hmm has someone got stuck down a drain :d guest 0 16
<Dazuro> ... guest 0 214
<Kelso> I try my best to avoid myself. guest 0 -64
<Recall_Coordinator> Fishing and hunting aren't really sports in the... guest 0 162
<bob> At last, a public opinion poll that gets the opinions of ordinary... guest 0 26
<@lysol> do you guys know about the len() function guest 0 105
<Pryoidain> Finally developed a working method for discovering if it's going to... guest 0 147
<eli> lesson learned: rm ** does not just remove all files that end with * :/ guest 0 247
(On the topic of socialization) guest 0 221
< ShaRose> not sure if talking about religion or my little pony guest 0 99
< Jan> dude when's the last time I've slept I'm seeing things guest 0 219
<+lulzfish_4> What language are you using? guest 0 88
<%K-man> Simmml: there's a saying... "It's pointless to alt-tab porn... if your... guest 0 52
(rickest) reinventing the wheel is exactly what allows us to travel 80mph... guest 0 420
<jerith> I have a friend called ed. guest 0 103
<Godwinson> There's a town in Jylland named Randers guest 0 15
<+stereo__> if i spend like, $100-$200 on a phone case, fuck if i'm letting it... guest 0 148
<&o11c> now if only we could quantify social skills guest 0 18
<Jax184> A poem in Punctuation. guest 0 73
<Sebas> I typed "aO" and sat wondering why it didn't turn into an @ for at... guest 0 42
<@Nanobot> Roses are dead, violets are too, sugar is usually high fructose corn... guest 0 57
<Ikthyrion> oh wow... finding stuff when you are drunk is really hard guest 0 96
<SkyLurker> my ex had four fleshlights guest 0 253
<macduff> I bought Jake and his wife a fuck swing for their wedding present. guest 0 178
<Sebas> Someone I deliver post to is called P. Margarita guest 0 122
sammy: Okay..being a mod is like playing Sims because you have all this... guest 0 259
<SnortnSnowflakes> getting on the plane guest 0 37
<Adorable> On a scale of Helen Keller to Osama Bin Laden, how good is my hiding... guest 0 68
Baljem: BBC News Headline "'GPS brain cells' seen in pigeons" guest 0 65
<beeba> is this where i report issues? guest 0 213
< rev> liberty village is kinda a new area guest 0 55
<Moon_Doggy> grrr network hiccup guest 0 40
<%Chlamydia> my only mobile security feature is my lock pattern. guest 0 50
<@keen> mm... xml guest 0 23
<@Rjx> you can talk a population into going to war or domestic surveillance guest 0 80
<nupanick> What part of the day do you most associate with masturbation? guest 0 288
<RoKenn> he's sort of like the community pet, he keeps pooing on the couch, but... guest 0 17
<dr2chase> As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite Mooninites... guest 0 245
<kuyler> This voice recognition kind of socks guest 0 265
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop guest 0 -32
<glxblt> i really wish life had an undo button guest 0 135
* krikkert heads for that large downy object in the other room which is... guest 0 217
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :( guest 0 24
<Ymbirtt> !remind 10m pizza guest 0 311
<@Alberd> I have repurposed an old beta tank into a woodlice farm. I now have a... guest 0 14
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Stoffleberg: U jbiw ;c guest 0 30
<@Rjx> I've noticed a trend in modern SEO guest 0 19
<@Sebas> Apparently I tried to go to sleep with my feet on the pillow because... guest 0 422
<normalboy>rofl guest 0 87
<glxblt> FUCK ME IN THE ASS guest 0 42
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls? guest 0 -20
<Greed> You guys wanna hear something fucked? guest 0 166
<B0g4r7> A Catholic priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. guest 0 100
<Grauwolf> The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them... guest 0 425
<@X-LP> woowee i think i have a fever guest 0 57
<+Raija> what does it feel like to use a penis, though? guest 0 61
<+Emmy> It's a good thing I've got a nokia. guest 0 273
<ninja_warrior666> can anyone tell me how to create sodium metal? guest 0 169
<&o11c> http://qdb.us/305729 guest 0 55
<@timmo> i have found that smartphones have kept me from drunk texting ugly... guest 0 53
<Drazhar> someone help me guest 0 28
<vera> i always ask them if they are having an abortion first because it was... guest 0 77
< er1c_> im curious to know about your knowledge of the tensile strength of a... guest 0 41
< craige> We officially stopped supporting ie6 at work this year guest 0 194
<Navi> I googled 5 a day and it suggested "5.79 x 10^-5 Hz" guest 0 77
<Black_Prince> I haven't left house for 7 days now! guest 0 211
<n0idx80> I have a very nice laptop with 4GB (takes 8) that the cpu fan makes a... guest 0 45
<Amadiro> RumpledElf, according to that definition, my markov-chain based... guest 0 360
<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick... guest 0 117
* rycuda has just been offered an amp guest 0 63
<BMF54123> bluh, what the hell is wrong with FCEUX guest 0 89
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots. guest 0 -7
<kokoretsi>downloaded a 1925 film and spent 5 minutes looking for subs. I then... guest 0 114
Please upvote if you think QDB should fix the mangling of Unicode characters in... guest 0 138
< Novice> It's not a computer anymore. It's a member of Norton's botnet. guest 0 97
<Crescens2k> well, there are some h-manga artists who think you can fit arms... guest 0 35
<Knack> i've just had someone from newcastle trying to say 8 A A over the phone guest 0 28
<Aberrant> I found out why my brother dropped off the face of the internet guest 0 153
<Jargon> We don't HAVE BEer pong here in Belgium guest 0 254
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* Schrodinger has joined #chat guest 0 277
* Lawrence yawns. "Napping then poker tonight." guest 0 210
<%Klima> Well guest 0 97
<flotwig> non-computer people ask what you like to do guest 0 155
<Sloofus> I like to sit on campus and repeatedly boot up irssi when people walk... guest 0 101
<&Asestorian> you can only romance companions of the opposite gender guest 0 163
<doctor_pork> D' guest 0 157
<SightUnseen> last time i had a dream was the beginning of last year. i dreamed... guest 0 127
< CoJaBo> E.g., just because you ask for a JPEG, doesn't mean the user won't... guest 0 124
< nathan> GODDAMNIT guest 0 34
< emilevictor> .... why? I don't understand. If i create the pointer x... guest 0 147
Sarig: problem with satelites is ping guest 0 178
<@hackess> I keep losing my tea guest 0 213
chelseamc: when i go through and close my tabs from last night in the morning guest 0 243
<Oz> I am way too tired to be doing this shit. Also, the more I copy from the... guest 0 20
<hegemonicon> Is there a rule34 equivalent to science fiction: "If an idea... guest 0 107
<UmlautBanana> do we have a y/n bot in here guest 0 403
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<Fax> have to say that's the first time I've had a guy get pissed that I'm... guest 0 193
<+Polynomial> there's a weight loss clinic on my way to work called Beacon guest 0 289
<AB-Guest> How do I make my own Super Mario bros. 3 levels and mapps guest 0 141
<centrinia> I am going to make something similar to a home pregnancy test... guest 0 6
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<evelyn> hmm guest 0 135
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<Sanzh> wouldn't penis math be cockulus guest 0 74
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<Drakar> I am just so confused guest 0 273
< kn0where> a fox is like a cat and a dog rolled into one guest 0 62
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<Roxsie> hey sebas, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? guest 0 96
<&Zera> Oh jesus.. I need to turn off the network share monitor on... guest 0 253
<@Shifteny> Ok, I just did something really stupid and I was glad nobody was... guest 0 132
rejoec > africans complain theres no water for 20 miles guest 0 51
<Xynth> Seriously, who starts their name with an X? How do you even pronounce... guest 0 56
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<amarainein> sudo -u bitch make sammich 2>/dev/null guest 0 55
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<&Tiggerz> i wish i could go trick-or-treating again guest 0 39
HelgeSverre: .... guest 0 58
<Eevee1> Suppose in management terms, you'd call it the Seagull. guest 0 171
<Lastair> japanese cosmo guest 0 21
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<pawz> the other day.. when i turned up in town to service this client? i... guest 0 101
<Superfoxy> I hate everyone guest 0 95
<+Becky_> when I was like 10 or something I went on the internet to like a HTML... guest 0 48
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Pizzicato: In my head, the way the defence budget in the states is handled is... guest 0 61
<+ajackmeh20> You know I just thought of a Mad Men drinking game. Except it's... guest 0 101
<+Nortaneous> goddamnit guest 0 41
<Q-Stone> woot now I have 2.5 GB of space on Dropbox! guest 0 44
<aNavi> i like my women how i like my video games guest 0 248
<Rose> Hot Topic is the ebaumsworld of clothing stores. guest 0 46
* Half got Winston to eat a kitty treat out of her hand today. guest 0 56
<@Rjx> god damn it guest 0 39
< Tommy`> cd ~ guest 0 78
<scoff> Look, the watermelon was being microwaved to defrost it, and I don't... guest 0 108
<Stormgren> Also, these things have rogue AP mitigation strategies, mostly... guest 0 39
<rooshoes> what uhh guest 0 152
<berhnardhoffman> Any sentance, starting with "If i were female" should ALWAYS... guest 0 16
< Neoinr> Bust a move guest 0 56
< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink guest 0 39
<scoff> I owe Toronto a visit at some point guest 0 207
<+taras> my take on the world has improved since Firefox started giving me The... guest 0 208
Mew: "what do you do with a dead chemist?" "BARIUM!" guest 0 97
<narwhal> foolproof way to get a woman's bra off in under 10 seconds: set said... guest 0 37
<Jimbo> The best way for a baker to prevent his delicious cakes being stolen... guest 0 435
<hmcd> dude like guest 0 261
<Wumpus_> someday someonme is going to show me how the hell you make a wad of... guest 0 65
<KP9000> wheelchairs are awesome when you're not crippled guest 0 116
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<CrazyRussian> I just finished Leisure Suit Larry 1 (again) guest 0 218
<MisfortuneCooki> so i had this group meeting guest 0 385
<Rjx> who are you talking to? guest 0 62
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<@carlsson> Today is the birthday of the IBM PC and the Berlin wall! guest 0 185
<pheand> she asks me about jehova witnessing and i told her i was jewish; she... guest 0 55
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<maxson> honestly guest 0 342
<myself> white castle has toroidal chicken guest 0 58
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<@Malice> Did I tell you Velox is back home? guest 0 74
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<@Matthew> had a weird dream last night, some doctors told me that my spine was... guest 0 164
<@Malice> I found my friend Crista crying in the bathroom at work today. guest 0 426
< omegacfx> in russia the age of consent is 100 dollars guest 0 270
<dd7> i once had a virus that didn't do anything but move icons back to the... guest 0 154
* TFBundy quit (No route to host) guest 0 324
<Strife89> Mother of fuck, Sintel has a 4k render. guest 0 29
<+snacky> being white is awesome. you can easily get adequate vitamin d intake... guest 0 439
<pawz> i use lilo :") in fact.. my first cat was called Lilo guest 0 348
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skel [~areplogle@xx.xx.xx.xx.lightspeed.wkshwi.sbcglobal.net] has joined... guest 0 297
<rorski> You know how Ctrl-a-d detaches a screen session? I just accidently ran... guest 0 316
<Dr_Pressure> What's Forrest Gump's Password? guest 0 39
[about Stony Brook "SB Guardian"] guest 0 172
< guzzles> Powered by our patented "Global Interpreter Lock," the Python... guest 0 127
<sXe> so, I was on Omegle today and I met a guy from India guest 0 319
<LordFrith> If you need floating point math in your script, you need to begin... guest 0 370
#xkcd, approx. five minutes after a discussion involving quantum mechanics: guest 0 286
<fahadsadah> Sounds just like my chemistry gcse practical skills assessment guest 0 236
<Crowbar> grg: no it's not hemriaging, but it's not profitable. guest 0 64
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< iFarmer> I've come to the conclusion that the employees of my local library... guest 0 248
<goretext>so when I was in HS, I would hack the wifi with my ipod. guest 0 395
<+CoJaBo> me is bored guest 0 204
<@Furah> my ex sent a text that was meant to make me think of her, but instead... guest 0 21
<kingsly> my tampon feels weird guest 0 -89
dcNate2: wow the UN says internet access is a human right? guest 0 82
* tanuki_ wonders idly why HDSLRs don't pull rows from their sensors in a... guest 0 55
Judith: I sleep face down because my nose gets cold. guest 0 42
<Craige> Much better. Now I have spell checknig guest 0 43
<mabb> my project has been research into "is this possible" for the first 3... guest 0 108
<Symantic> Envious i need help. guest 0 61
* evelyn has joined #8bitpeoples guest 0 88
<Chaos341> oh my god guest 0 141
<OctopusRainbows>today i exposed myself for jello shots guest 0 245
<oughts> My finger is vibrating periodically. guest 0 237
<BCMM> hah, trying to find "inactive ram" on wikipedia, but actually finding a... guest 0 187
<DarkestLove> what's a troll thread? guest 0 117
<TParadox> January 20th, 2008: President Bush approaches the helicopter waiting... guest 0 100
<%Mehcore> I want a band called 1023MB guest 0 386
<rush> where I come from we measure the hotness of a chick by using a scale... guest 0 43
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< mike|laptop> osama bin laden was killed before duke nukem forever came out guest 0 123
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yaoi_prophet: i see a red node and i want it painted black guest 0 54
<izua> are you a prophet? guest 0 222
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ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking gay guest 0 46
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< Thaff> my trimmer says "Household use ONLY" on it guest 0 244
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<Foone> my oatmeal is impressive guest 0 450
<DayNine> Fractal alligators. guest 0 459
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Panucci : Guess what my geek wife said when we were on bed last night? guest 0 358
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<FaithPvP> God loves trolls. guest 0 -8
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elocin says: find someone on the internet. YAHOO ANSWER THAT SHIT guest 0 125
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<MurderMachine> Okay so, guest 0 20
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<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code. guest 0 -7
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<Artifice> the cat experiment was a counter example created by heisenberg... guest 0 799
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<emFox> Kali ma! guest 0 34
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<Sebas> Heh, some of our neighbours at Wacken had 30 kilos of dry ice to cool... guest 0 273
<K-ain> i got fired from blizzard guest 0 326
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<@michael`> Kim Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneres Praise Overturning of Prop. 8? guest 0 140
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<Omi> Who are the hardest people to distract? guest 0 -14
<CoJaBo> There was a moth icon on a site I just visited. guest 0 598
lollz> And what did babys drink before people discovered cows? guest 0 334
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&Akensai: i just brutally slaughtered some russian asshat guest 0 481
<Tom> Guys, I just pulled the best prank ever, took 2 months to do the whole... guest 0 688
< Broseidon> i've got a trial shift tomorrow \o/ guest 0 68
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<Nativehomie> married onijin? guest 0 41
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<boikpark> The guy was found dead in his apartment with his penis in a jar of... guest 0 822
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<+Kufat> just once I'd like to see someone turn a piece of consumer electronics... guest 0 81
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<Justice> music is like sex, for every person paying for it, there's a thousand... guest 0 113
<ardchoille> How can some of these employees NOT slap the shite out of people??? guest 0 192
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GrawSith> I need a bunch of mannequin feet to store my socks on, so when i get... guest 0 59
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<osxdude> Wow facebook. guest 0 344
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Ted: Usually we get a virga rainfall here. guest 0 666
<Pat> If you accidentally get impregnated by some douche bag there is nothing... guest 0 122
<MW-SoulAssassin> !eightball will i die from masturbating? guest 0 368
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<Polynomial> Ikea: The WinRAR of the furniture world. guest 0 40
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<Mango> Duck. guest 0 341
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<+Xaviors_Mommy> okay trying to get used to being a new mom guest 0 120
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<Apophis> Somalian radio stations have banned certain songs guest 0 315
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Vasir: What's tuberculosis? guest 0 43
<Dustin> Me: "What can I get for you?" guest 0 29
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<fahadsadah> But these are 300/350/400V guest 0 -8
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<Jesus> it gets worse as they get mobile. guest 0 130
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<Stewart> One of my mates is trying to quit nicotine lozenges... by smoking guest 0 49
<Ironholds> "Lady Almeria Braddock felt insulted by Mrs Elphinstone and... guest 0 62
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<dangerousgeom> wow, your forehead has a language? guest 0 31
<@CESSMASTA> "rape risk rise for cambodia women" guest 0 142
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<Deadhope> I got fired from Wal-Mart today... guest 0 535
<bucketmouse> every time i feel depressed i just 7zip something from the... guest 0 395
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<fahadsadah> Lolwut? guest 0 90
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<Emerald> During the hurricane of 1955 that hit Connecticut, my grandfather's... guest 0 157
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<+conundrum> Indeed. guest 0 172
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<Corey> Why is everyone in It's a Wonderful Life so stupid? guest 0 235
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<gloomp> isaacx, I have a challenge for you! guest 0 361
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< jus> hulk aspergers guest 0 182
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<nyef> Is the measure of a writers' ability to not mix past, present, and... guest 0 62
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<spigwitmerdicks> so i had this cool dream where i was in the hospital in a... guest 0 71
<ranc0r> IT Rule: When Symantec buys a product, it goes to shit. guest 0 41
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<mr_daemon> I also set a reminder to clear the floors on the days the roomba is... guest 0 332
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola? guest 0 -80
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<Curtain> Oh man, Tiger Woods got in a car accident, apparently. guest 0 379
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< Dark-Fx> 2 printers 1 CUPS? guest 0 240
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<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a... guest 0 196
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Andrew to Ryan: Go Home? guest 0 139
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<dd7> "erics laptop is all elite and shit he has a black console up all the... guest 0 375
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<Paradox> apparently some douchebag went to harrass the gay club on campus guest 0 1365
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<Bapa> Hello beautiful, flawless people of #MOOP. guest 0 2334
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<Slith> Law: Gun control. guest 0 176
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<Kryptik> Yugioh? guest 0 165
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<Jack> A little bit of Jessica on the floor, guest 0 -12
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<palomer> I invented a new programming language guest 0 390
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<Shadders> God is within Yourself guest 0 372
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<Jeanette> FUCK THE LETTER O. guest 0 397
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<Upthorn> The place I lived on the outskirts of baltimore had good sound... guest 0 621
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<Tom> here's a tip, you can't substitute a washing machine for a dish washer guest 0 927
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<Xoke> drinking decaf is like masturbating and faking an orgasm guest 0 356
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<CtrlAltDestroy> 'Sup CMK guest 0 209
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<Crucial> whats a quick way to push ipconfig /release, ipconfig /renew to 50 or guest 0 238
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Amul Muzz said: guest 0 570
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[helf] wow, the Marines commercials have gotten way better guest 0 162
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nugol: my buddy left his CRT monitor on and had a background of 'evertime you... guest 0 170
<LordLicorice> I made Goatse talk once guest 0 418
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<Trinexx> a GM was playing hide and seek with us, right? guest 0 1989
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<Kefka> FAT32 guest 0 241
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lbreeves2: its official guest 0 622
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<1moreplz> having sex during a thunderstorm rocks. you can pretent you're... guest 0 590
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[+Tarball] ITT: Movie titles that described your first sexual experience. guest 0 2844
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Ganon: That magnet in the finger idea sounded really awesome, minus the idea of... guest 0 488
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Commander_598: Heath Ledger dead. guest 0 2267
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(meander) Newfoundland is like calling a place Untitled Document guest 0 2950
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<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE guest 0 -14
[marquis] Vista on my wife's laptop takes up ~800MB of RAM X_X guest 0 665
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< doppler> shit, watching the Stevenote has depleted my battery :( guest 0 149
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<pvck> on most websites, "happy serfing!" would be an amusing typo guest 0 166
<+openfly> i did a self evaluation once. guest 0 252
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<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH" guest 0 -7
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wateronsand: ls guest 0 138
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<@DJ> Oh man. guest 0 227
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zombiegutsxx: so what you up to? guest 0 725
<Kojispruke> Oh man. guest 0 278
<Tenniru> I was scrolling in the high 500s and Comcast's organization skill is... guest 0 136
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Far2Paranoid: Knew this guy in HS guest 0 3159
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<+twk3V`Hucky[hbfs]> I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the... guest 0 346
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ElGarlic: Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is... guest 0 515
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<Lemmy> : no body like's an grammer nazi. guest 0 616
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<Trinexx> Holy crap that was awkward... guest 0 3072
<sly> being a sex addict is a bad thing? guest 0 63
<ednos> root, help! guest 0 172
<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP" guest 0 152
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<Zemyla> Did I tell you about what my friend Joe did in auto shop? guest 0 1936
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< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous... guest 0 177
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<Prrrrostata> in the back of national lampoon they had little round stickers... guest 0 418
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<Kodan> I hate lawyers. guest 0 399
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<WeiGonChi> I'm gonna kill someone if my back doesn't sort itself out guest 0 152
<kickass_5> google books? guest 0 220
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<Thalagyrt> i've just brought it up in the admin board, i'll give it a few days... guest 0 362
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<Stueh> Dear Penis, guest 0 104
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<Foal> When I was younger (about 7 or 8), me and a neighbor kid had a game that... guest 0 157
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<Ashrael> My MP3 of MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' has been locked out by the... guest 0 211
<GregorR> Gregor's thought process: "I think I'll have a chicken sandwich. Mmm... guest 0 89
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<@bob> i usually go with my friend steph, who i have known since before she had... guest 0 31
<Opef> Bahh, screw you, free speech-to-text software. guest 0 157
<T_ConX> It sucks being a spelling Nazi on Facebook. guest 0 274
* Blacken sets mode: +m guest 0 23
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<Opef> This one time at Madonna Camp, I stuck a flute, a tuba, a didgeridoo, a... guest 0 2
<Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session... guest 0 291
<Vossk> ._. guest 0 387
<Pikeman> Heh... I wonder if they ever relcate the Los Angeles airport... will... guest 0 16
<Kojispruke> I always claim to know how to play chess guest 0 56
<italy> i listen to a fuckton of orbital last night guest 0 19
FrierT: when life gives you lemons, ask life if it knows its supporting... guest 0 188
WeenieBeenie419: tell me a joke guest 0 80
<magnum12> I do have a hypothesis as to the origins of the werewolf myth. Its... guest 0 75
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<tonyyarusso> So I just went and looked at my Newegg order status, and saw a... guest 0 665
<Kcaj> Coworker goes "It semms like weed up here". I was like... "Maybe it is... guest 0 48
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<@ware> "ultimate myspace layout css" guest 0 207
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<Fathom> Zoe: Would you prefer a woman with a healthy amount of body, or some... guest 0 438
<Rachel> Can't move to Texas, I'm not legally female there. guest 0 388
<Liquid> dude. I haven't visisted youtube in weeks guest 0 106
<megaman-_-> slash isn't legal in irc names ;? guest 0 -2
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<Fire_> HAHA guest 0 50
<tamara> lets see... something raspberry, coconut cream with chocolate swirls... guest 0 352
<KR> I don't think anyone ever manged to compile that package guest 0 189
<Blacken> I've seriously pissed off headshrinkers before. guest 0 67
<Kojispruke> Wow, people really hate Flavor Flav. D: guest 0 109
<helf> lljhihkuggigfi guest 0 856
<Crab> is it 2007 or 2008? guest 0 292
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<@Biomech> op3r, redpriest owns textfiles.com? guest 0 5
<Nuuka> Im going to be pissed off if I cant use the internet during the... guest 0 79
<SuperCornNut> I've been using Subversion for month, and I only just now... guest 0 -2
[linux] hey i have a question guest 0 218
<Rowan> gonna go to the store when it opens and buy some caffiene/caffeine guest 0 2061
<Steven> working on a CrissCross bug guest 0 47
<cpux> I just had an epiphany. guest 0 84
< fydo> i wish i had a kitty :/ guest 0 472
<Maneko> what doesn't kills you only makes you stronger. guest 0 1941
<Ylle> I need a good Ps2 game guest 0 87
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[helf] or do like me, have absolutely no idea what the job is for because you... guest 0 314
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<Rjx> i think the internet makes smart people smarter and stupid people louder guest 0 2533
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<@DigDug> i had all kinds of disaster dreams guest 0 41
<@Foxhill> Skittles_Goddess - for something that is basically just an overly... guest 0 1933
<Cherokee> In other news: guest 0 1707
<SaxxonPike> mmm, steak guest 0 2490
<Rendrag> just remember your car actually has to stop at stop signs guest 0 761
<Asuka_Aogiri> I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat, I think to myself... guest 0 439
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<rasp> i was catering a “tenant appreciation” event in palo alto yesterday guest 0 2068
<Fahl> I just clicked one those banner ads that offer to scan your computer and... guest 0 495
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<Austin> Outlook suggests "Mozilla Firefox" be spelled "Melissa Firebox." guest 0 1747
<Isaac_Del`nu> Arggh, Sub-Zero keeps kicking me in the balls in konquest mode. guest 0 358
<CTho> i really think NOAA should have called "National Weather Service"... guest 0 540
DWang: a friend of mine guest 0 2023
<Dolfin> Reminds me of when a guy I know started a band with some guys from... guest 0 240
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<+sarala> some girls have babies guest 0 307
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<Yuri> parents were fighting, went into the bedroom guest 0 564
JimBob2814: I actually tried Superman 64 guest 0 11713
<Apollo> my girlfriend just walked in on me masturbating to goatse =/ guest 0 664
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<mongrethod> the highschool journalism website i run gets 50k hits monthly guest 0 2607
<Lash> What's worse: Cancer or AIDS? guest 0 309
<Skevin> At a former workplace, I tried to google for "python scripting trim... guest 0 2458
<nightwolf> What are your thoughts on chivalry? Do you hold the door open for... guest 0 2555
LadyNikon: they did this one cake guest 0 326
JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the... guest 0 2490
Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10? guest 0 2542
<TheFoundation> "Enraged spice miners on Naboo" guest 0 6
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<matt> i had chinese food last night guest 0 485
<Athnex> they're the people who if they had space ships, would make crop... guest 0 7207
<Therrol> I just send something to robyn that I did not mean to guest 0 468
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<Sanguini> I'm pretty sure I didn't just piss on my dog guest 0 206
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<Nyschashi-Seikun> so yeah, I downloaded this random porno guest 0 233
<grantk> What do you call a bunch of nerds arguing on the internet guest 0 924
<Vergo> man... guest 0 405
<MonopolyMan> Taft was the last American president to have had facial hair (in... guest 0 173
<Elixir> my mother tried to ground me guest 0 1732
<Bobba> Hey Karg. guest 0 281
<X> i want like guest 0 523
<@Jigsy> [10:37:19] <OD_Jonno> even the adults over 18 are soon to be limited... guest 0 2280
<john1> hey how do i send a pm? :) guest 0 2970
<JMGonk> Seriously though, and this has bugged me for years, why aren't there... guest 0 516
<TrevorParscal> when she turns 3.14159265 we are throwing her a PI birthday... guest 0 279
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<Apollo> lmao, that reminds me of when ryan had the INCREDIBLE plan to submit a... guest 0 265
<tmonk> i always got confused when i was younger and saw magazines guest 0 450
<[ka]killer> what if you just took all the servers on the internet and... guest 0 578
<Liontamer> Aight, gonna roll in a few, and I'll be gone until probably midnight guest 0 294
<Fravec> Can i see you on the webcam? guest 0 333
<+r4v5> so i just learned that hank aaron was black guest 0 666
<[F12]Nick> ummm does neone know how to change my font back from size 26...i... guest 0 331
Dexi: I found this auction on eBay... guest 0 503
<pallet> oh my god guest 0 236
<jeeves> so we got these new sliding filing shelfs put in today guest 0 317
<datagram> he's half japanese half vietnamese guest 0 248
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<Bricker> Hey natpen, we’re trying to come up with some nicknames for Jennings... guest 0 750
<Stueh> Hehe, in Aus the legal age is 18 and no one cares, just as long as you... guest 0 364
<nazgjunk> <oohal> Phate, problem is that you don't really have access to porn... guest 0 18
* custardpringle was talking about how she regularly sleeps in the art building... guest 0 325
<Coff> We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved. guest 0 448
<+Meglo> This reminds of back when I played Star Wars Galaxies. I killed some... guest 0 395
Dexi: This girl has issues guest 0 134
<DaveLegg> police van just stopped outside for a minute lol guest 0 164
dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you... guest 0 421
OnionsAhoy: jacking off is like playing solitaire, you only play so that when... guest 0 47
< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it... guest 0 886
* Apo[Herpes] is now known as Apo[Heroes] guest 0 577
<Kogita> Google ads: PDF Password Cracker! Recover Acrobat PDF file to allow... guest 0 292
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Sean: cause you see more deer on the nuke station's property guest 0 260
<upparoom>So this chick I know is suing her Birth Control maker guest 0 2619
<@Jigsy> I couldn't even get laid in a morgue ... guest 0 -1
<CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia. guest 0 611
<Nightripper> Ah, airport security. After 9/11, things got hectic. My way is... guest 0 317
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<Lip> It's 7:37 guest 0 144
<Karg> I had a buddy once who thought it'd be real cool to huff glue. guest 0 480
<InkyGhost> So, I work for a college, managing one of their labs. The college... guest 0 389
<Ahabman> When I was at purdue, I was wearing my uniform to go to a lecture I... guest 0 255
<Grey> Programming languages are like Pokemon moves; you can only really know... guest 0 269
<K3> Damn it my geekdom is seeping into my real-world life. guest 0 271
Rs Conqueror: dude guest 0 2243
<Golbez> eastern time is the time in the two most important cities in the world guest 0 7
<Ilendil> If two stick people had sex, would it start a fire? guest 0 161
<bebop> watch hentai guest 0 204
DanielKeep : Ooh, do you have one of those IRC clients that beeps when it sees... guest 0 94
Robin: goats eat their placentas guest 0 314
<sir_dilla> man, i suck at this game. can you give me a few pointers? guest 0 385
<+Syanda> also, the p key on my laptop just came out =( guest 0 211
Timestamps in CDT guest 0 224
<Trinexx[4fk]> Vista makes me feel like a kid again. Not being able to do... guest 0 378
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<Trinexx> I've come to the conclusion that my spare computer sucks ass. guest 0 221
<Trinexx> I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO! guest 0 255
ATH0: I don't know why the Korean guys at school love Steve so much. guest 0 2627
< ipspoon> so last night i had this weird dream guest 0 262
<Syntacs> I just cut my finger with a disposable tupperware container. guest 0 382
Lord of the View: Can anyone solve this for me? guest 0 151
<Eidolon> one time guest 0 147
<conner> All I know is, the World Of Warcraft entry in wikipedia is 20 pages... guest 0 567
<%FreePlay> they seriously think that the Bible can answer every single goddamn... guest 0 549
<joe> ugh, I need references who I've known for more than 2 years, and aren't... guest 0 232
<Rocky> awesome! script done guest 0 1483
Zipper: wtf guest 0 565
NatNic1: HALLELUJAH! guest 0 178
<@nakor> baseball bats remind me of hentai guest 0 175
<wingnuts> ... guest 0 258
[xexyz] Help me dave. I have a 17 year old girl chasing me. guest 0 435
<@Poppin> but i cant go to the dentist cuz my mom screwed me guest 0 193
dalener: hey at least when i move my room it'll be sound free of most people... guest 0 180
<forestcre> girls don't have colons or farts or poos guest 0 635
Zipper: I just found out today that my western civ. teacher lives in a 4... guest 0 310
< nixternal> hey, I have Office 2007 Enterprise free, who wants it? guest 0 316
<Dan_Dinh> *yet? guest 0 431
(Volte) people in japan want to look like americans guest 0 336
[@TheWickerMan] I remember this one earthquake waaaay back in the third grade. guest 0 467
[@TheWickerMan] I'd wear white ipod headphones and hook it up to my shit walkman guest 0 260
<Kwahraw> we thought it was funny to use the pay phones to dial the tampax... guest 0 442
<Jebus> I stole your wallet though guest 0 368
< kakistos> lol. i liked the java compiler. guest 0 461
<Ishi> This sucks. guest 0 117
<CookieF> asl guest 0 330
<Sanguini> Dear Sir/Madam, guest 0 503
<riko> dammit this has gotta stop. guest 0 819
<SpannerGO0> HEY BICTHES guest 0 4985
<Atlas> I just realized something guest 0 164
*Dravas has quit IRC guest 0 557
<DinkyDogg_> worst geeky erotic fiction EVAR guest 0 283
(TheNoxinator) how big is a 425 MB file? guest 0 69
<ed> customer: "i have a pentium 4-R CPU, is that a good CPU?" guest 0 361
<+commodore_dude> BalefireX guest 0 8
<@norman> so, how many dates do you have to go on before it changes from... guest 0 120
Pan Man 120: wow she is pretty hot guest 0 511
<spacecat> i dont rly like virgin airlines guest 0 317
<jsoftw> What is the function in php that fast forwards the time of day to 5pm... guest 0 176
<SpaceHobo> Hi, asl. guest 0 222
<@CMK> If you kill ten people in Halo, you're pretty good. If you kill ten... guest 0 144
[JaMiNkLe] i am retarded.. trying to install Linux on my old dual 800 and it... guest 0 287
<mr_flea> i read the headline of that article as "scientists develop neural... guest 0 131
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes? guest 0 237
<big_bob_9> man i just took the SAT guest 0 279
<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar. guest 0 4933
<mike> im taking physics, english, comp sci, discrete math guest 0 308
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<CPOK> so when are you americans gonna catch up with the rest of the world and... guest 0 401
<zap> What's worse iggy? guest 0 341
<jsz`> "Since version 2.0, AIM has included person-to-person text messaging... guest 0 544
leemur > vista officially sucks guest 0 214
<Trinexx> ... wtf? guest 0 398
Growly|Work: hahahah i bought an opengl book in russian from ebay guest 0 62
<Parable> Just because I fucked a girl twice doesn't mean I'm hetero! ;_; guest 0 277
<Darren> These anti-drug commericals are getting out of hand. guest 0 463
<zashi> I could get a few pounds of unrefined uranium guest 0 264
<Foxhill[away]> vista was released yesterday guest 0 210
<Painezor> So I had to hand in this essay the other day guest 0 2638
<GnrlMc> The closest you ever got to asking her out was using the characters of... guest 0 355
<@Ho0chie> i had awesome nerd moment with flat mate earlier..... guest 0 470
<Craig> you wanna go drink? guest 0 52
<John8520> I play mexican checkers guest 0 260
<@big_al> . guest 0 617
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< Swuave> Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at. guest 0 2634
Truespin: So ya'll know how i work with an advertising firm right? Well today i... guest 0 246
<Chocoboko> AOL has a more aggressive marketing scheme than GEICO. :P guest 0 158
<nuculeron> ugh guest 0 202
<Eldritch> my friend guest 0 211
<Smokey> Me and this bitch are playing phone tag guest 0 658
<@flamingspinach> what in the actual fuck guest 0 311
Reddman: brain surgery fascinates me guest 0 719
Scolcite: How do I fuck a fat girl that lives 45min away without actually... guest 0 96
[Pk] well on aol they just let me click on whatever smiley i wanted. this... guest 0 136
xTedHeadx: My family must be like the worst Jews in history. guest 0 352
<@ALGORYTHM> make your own wikipedia entry then you too can be right guest 0 188
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Clay: Once again I'm moving, and my internet access will become spotty again guest 0 263
{11:59pm} <Killane> </2006> guest 0 2579
<shen> I wanted to listen to my iPod, but, I left the headphones in the car guest 0 179
Dizzy: I went to McDonalds and got this.. Ranch BLT chicken thing... guest 0 113
<@hybrid> this commercial said "PeoplePC is your best choice for dial up and... guest 0 270
<caddis> the hardest thing about buying a macbook is telling your parents you... guest 0 252
<+ASD5A> theoretical problems are boring guest 0 183
<Swisho> sometimes when i see handicapped people with their hands in a really... guest 0 271
<@zeleftikam> man, i am so dumb. you know how sometimes food makes a popping... guest 0 457
<catinabox> i can't help being annoying guest 0 209
<ecks> I'm so virgin, there isnt even a word to describe how much sex I have... guest 0 322
<duncanspock> hey NegaLos, i saw your pic, you look like a pedo guest 0 371
<micksam7> spling isn't back yet guest 0 589
<cached> What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? guest 0 617
(@STARSBarry) tbh i saw funniest thing ever guest 0 393
ETJ> Okay. guest 0 623
mistah_j: most fat people are like IT'S MY METABOLISM guest 0 302
Merchelo> no one uses cd's guest 0 279
fibrosis> It has even been estimated that one in 10 Europeans are conceived in... guest 0 243
<lundman> could you pull a disk out, and tell us disk size and maker? guest 0 220
< lucky> Okay. guest 0 334
<Omi> My brother thought it'd be funny to take keys from my keyboard and put... guest 0 618
Captiivus: Dude, I'm going to hell. guest 0 568
<Detty> aww, my poor housemates have sore muscles from playing wii guest 0 335
<Glock_> so i'm looking for porn guest 0 257
<&Cuntipede> I'm going back in time guest 0 292
<GuyBridge> My mom wont let me get the wii because she thinks I might use the... guest 0 273
<+psych0sys> as long as your farts dont smell like vasoline youre golden guest 0 20
<Tony-UH> today in a lecture... i was sitting in front of these 2 guys who were... guest 0 486
<Kai> the impetus to get out of bed and go for a piss is immense right now. guest 0 181
Retro: I have discovered how life works. guest 0 366
<qedft> So I'm a nerd right guest 0 63
<lypanov> dvi ports are female... right? guest 0 250
<KefkaIIV> I had a dream that you could put Javascript in C++, and I made a... guest 0 255
<Buck> the MPAA site has an interesting anti piracy blitz going on for Christmas guest 0 1052
madskz: i' tried ass fuck guest 0 702
<titan-x> hey everybody guest 0 2877
* Wordsmith fights with a video guest 0 321
+Kvn: cause mcafee is the gayest one out there guest 0 161
< orange9> someone make me a margarita guest 0 160
<Bill[Uni]> question what have i done wrong -> if($gst == 1) { $price = $price... guest 0 205
jaymouse: friend's kid guest 0 1320
Arciel: Yeah but you know, cannibalism is really just another form of recycling guest 0 201
<Dextrose> you ever taken half a pill? guest 0 332
<insaneidiot> so i have to write a paper for english about why Launcelot likes... guest 0 399
<InsomniA> Heh... My Prof in Theorem proving class threw out some kid... guest 0 279
<wac> In the entertainment industry's war on its customers, the CEOs of media... guest 0 383
<Tim> FFS, why did they give me an antidepressant that is also used for... guest 0 284
<stello> My firewall rules are tighter than an emo kid's jeans. guest 0 115
Taimur: Oh man so funny story. guest 0 272
<LPF> sara, are you in a relationship? guest 0 456
<Sceadwian> My ferrets are crunching on food behind my computer desk. guest 0 698
<Lupin> I ? unicode. guest 0 386
<[TL]seFFYLIGht> I see that the kid that was leeching my sig from my... guest 0 425
<TMH_> does anyone else find that they are in a fuckton of channels guest 0 277
<Dr_Pressure> eBay feedback score for user "iaintpayinyou": -1 guest 0 2315
<A_SN> lol wtf, from the english "Earth" article on Wikipedia guest 0 587
<WarHawk> guys can someone give me some tips for girls? guest 0 368
< Syntacs> It's a shame Nintendo isn't releasing today, because they could have... guest 0 463
<Yahovah> bsmntbombdood: I have a new nickname for you. Captain Oblivious. guest 0 622
<@TheWickerMan> God damn, this one halloween last year. Some kid came up to our... guest 0 496
<Rjx> transcribing the parts of my journals for the last year that i can... guest 0 285
<landen> dioid the spark of knowledge gleams in every student. the duty of the... guest 0 60
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<Flaim> headlines: guest 0 364
<ZoFreX> I'm actually considering fucking some fat chick I know guest 0 202
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<triavox> dont. type. anything. teacher. looking. over. shoulder. freaking. me... guest 0 668
<red_ryan> so... I played starcraft online against some koreans today guest 0 394
<+ba> I'm saying that five-fourths of Americans can't do fractions guest 0 294
<rockdots> lol, that was one nice freudian strip guest 0 355
<caesar> ahhh... i downloaded this beautiful pr0n vid, masturbated while... guest 0 227
<Clipsy> There's a review on slashdot of a book called "Creating Web Pages with... guest 0 354
<Pickett> Oh man, you have to hear this joke. guest 0 235
<vh> So I wonder if when you're really good at something and you die and go to... guest 0 181
(ChocoCid) Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. guest 0 278
<%spock1104> what am i, a girl? guest 0 380
<+Kiro> I totally pulled the Jedi mind trick on someone. guest 0 240
<Pig[Trabajo]> I was visiting my friend's uni, right? guest 0 672
[krazy]: i was lost in school today guest 0 737
<Chaos_Incarnate> i want to get a government grant guest 0 429
<Panda-> i love irc so much more than my family guest 0 246
<morphie> tovarich! guest 0 224
oompaloompaboy89: i got into a fight wit a 5 year old guest 0 453
<MSCaptain> man Im feeling stupid guest 0 524
<JamesF1> I was sat in a lecture today at Uni, and I saw drawn on the desk: guest 0 295
<LycoLoco> My son has a gameboy advance, and he blows on the cartidges when... guest 0 867
<Luuseens> i drank some espresso today.. the conversation went something like... guest 0 108
<Genocidal> belts are for losers guest 0 206
<Ibram> Jesus christ guest 0 110
<jon> shit... im sittin here tryin to get info about Tool for my class... guest 0 336
<lizsac> just foolin around guest 0 7
<RuneCaster> I also hate people that walk up behind you and say something that... guest 0 178
<@Sid> see guest 0 18
<randi> did you kill this perl coder? guest 0 185
<willy> when i say POS it means parents over shoulder. which means no cussing... guest 0 418
<BlackCat22> North Korea wise men discover Nuclear Fission. guest 0 422
<Djinna> i think i'm gonna make fleshy put out tonight. guest 0 150
<nobd> i was just playing hide and go seek with my fish guest 0 183
<Jaswinder> I was listening to the radio on the way home guest 0 746
[helf] my trip was stupid. it was my fault :P the problem that is. i had... guest 0 268
<@SyRuS> err guest 0 449
<Apollo> FUCK! guest 0 376
<Cin> Why do grandparents have no sense of time? guest 0 436
<@Orochi> Give a man a fish he will eat for a day.... guest 0 343
<clifgriffin> Women idolize a level of beauty only achievable through Photoshop. guest 0 259
<Omi> So yeah, this idiot was trying to insult me guest 0 187
<Anony-X>I use Photoshop for morally questionable purposes. guest 0 163
thepr0fessor: Can anyone define simply the "Big Bang Theory? guest 0 373
<@Biomech> I was at the opticians today, and the only way I could think of to... guest 0 201
<GreyKnight> Hey, I just won the lottery in *Spain* this time!! guest 0 259
<CinamonGirl> Fuck my ass hurts guest 0 431
<Apofisu> Allow me to sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall guest 0 283
< |xanth|> I'm just that random guy who hangs around to make you feel better... guest 0 257
<iV> close call tonight guest 0 1193
<MrZodiac> oh man guest 0 252
<@semi> man guest 0 167
<sysv> omg i was so fucking stoned yesterday guest 0 896
Phryss: to change stuff, I need a password I don't remember guest 0 371
<Rayder> If you are interested in being part of a the Knowledge Bowl Team... guest 0 199
<kaiser> how much weight can a donkey handle? guest 0 427
<Stux> my girlfriend sent me a video guest 0 173
<mojosmackwit> sorry guest 0 226
<@reed> Anybody run a Microsoft FTP server? guest 0 226
<toor> MandaCakes: what does yom kippur taste like guest 0 217
<Vulpyne> in my enlish class we were doing this mad lib type things guest 0 157
<@SNB> ... I just tried to scratch myself with the cursor. guest 0 241
MotaStorm: So my buddy came out of the bathroom at Taco Bell guest 0 182
<ibiwan> skype to the rescue guest 0 170
<Moppy> I think I found a pointless secret passageway :( guest 0 173
< PatrickBic> will go home soon guest 0 188
<clice> yo guest 0 188
TrogL> overnight the janitors turned off the master DO NOT TURN OFF THIS SWITCH... guest 0 339
TrogL> the person handing out official photo id will not give you your official... guest 0 291
<GoronZ> If I saw a person dress up as an Elf tomorrow I'm gonna shoot them. guest 0 277
<mrk_mat> I am BRILLIANT guest 0 218
jingoisticbsnis: e^x is walking along and 42 goes running by screaming... guest 0 161
xyzzy: note to self - dont hit on homeschooled chicks guest 0 360
<nul1o> this pedo sees a kid hanging around near the edge of the cliff crying guest 0 239
<bubba> don't they have laws against lying in advertising? guest 0 291
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<Amika> what is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm guest 0 380
<Justin_Meisse> I think I may have conquered my nemisis, the bane of my... guest 0 147
Bulrog Cartman: Well, my sister got in an argument with her boyfriend in... guest 0 294
<North> In school I wrote on a desk "This desk is SERIOUS business" guest 0 138
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<Shaezerus> Sep 21, 2006 Play-Asia.com Order #------- received. guest 0 214
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yeats: man guest 0 133
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<SuperJuan> ffs guest 0 149
<@Rjx> 14.10. The BLACKHOLE Storage Engine guest 0 171
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<jsz> i wouldnt hit it guest 0 195
<@oBs> LOL guest 0 376
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<celti> Get lost in a forest for a few months. Sure way to shed some pounds. guest 0 246
<Evenflow> gotta go clean up now, got a redhead coming tonight who likes to be... guest 0 457
<Rewt`> I had you pictured as a big fat puerto rican guest 0 107
[thrukriz] guys do you know how to use MYSQL? guest 0 291
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<Inkyghost> Steve Irwin died the way he lived. guest 0 300
<+Clariax> M_Tabak fears paper cutters guest 0 263
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<TheWickerMan> Please learn to read. guest 0 588
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jade: I was too lazy to get up and turn off the light, and there was an... guest 0 287
<HK> You mean all my unsanitary places? guest 0 258
<Wax_on_whack_off> men, my roommate had a fierce seizure in the bathtub guest 0 2271
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Metalcore: see, the lack of emotion i could ALMOST deal with. guest 0 131
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<ArianaK> I want my money back. guest 0 227
<Digital> Tampons are lame. guest 0 150
<codergeek42> How is your labor-day weekend going so far? :) guest 0 125
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pastachees: Titanic is really bad guest 0 538
<dsfargeg> right, I don't even know how to start this calculus question :( guest 0 341
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<DogTheBootyHunter> dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitsonofabitch guest 0 277
|rage---| anyone here have a ds? guest 0 0
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<Draconx> codered, aplay < /dev/urandom guest 0 299
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<absinth> omg ! my father finished call of duty! guest 0 386
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FFXFD: hmm, CNN has something on "the female brain" guest 0 281
<pipo> ...um. guest 0 1821
<mgblst> I joined the half-mile high club. It is like the mile high club, but... guest 0 104
<DanAtHome> WELLINGTON (Reuters) - New Zealand's indigenous Maori population... guest 0 452
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<Xeneizes> I don't think I'm going to look at my video game code websites on... guest 0 161
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<EnderGT> When I was a kid I went with my dad to his job in facilities for a... guest 0 563
<CtrlAltDestroy> Alright, so I was working at Steak n Shake today guest 0 563
<RMD> hulk hogan is apparently gonna be there. guest 0 99
<+Daemonic> evolution is a flawed theory guest 0 209
<tpk> OH, Cascading Style Sheets... guest 0 163
<PenguinMan> That is wrong on so many levels, I think I had to fight a boss or... guest 0 447
<@Swishy> i knew this one cat guest 0 214
VarnTheGreat: I have some orange drink thing here and grape juice. guest 0 309
Sonic McTails: Man, work is dead today guest 0 297
<+syc> a lady having problems burning dvd's guest 0 187
<Surt> i learned an important lesson tonight guest 0 334
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<pr3d4t0r> loke__: I long for the days when Mexico had electoral fraud, Russia... guest 0 252
k2xl: being single vs having a steady girlfriend can be related to working guest 0 227
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<Workdug> <woebeetle> russian food = alcohol,cigarettes,cabbage guest 0 14
< nippleboy> you really got that "cool chat girl that doesn't get hung-up on... guest 0 141
< zeleftikam> i had a fuckin weird ass dream last night.. suddenly i realised i... guest 0 169
<sp3a> Quoting James from Facebook <comment-info-rt@facebook.com>: guest 0 0
<TwiZted> i got a 137,000 point drift on nfsu 2 guest 0 669
<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get guest 0 3
<@kiafaldorius> is it just me or is it cool that 1337 (string) converted to hex... guest 0 329
<Dr_Pressure> just above the burgers section of the menu at TGI Friday's it says guest 0 223
xTedHeadx: GNAAAAHHH CAT ON BACK guest 0 551
<misterx> Want a pic? guest 0 18
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<Omi> When I have kids guest 0 226
Spfamg24BIG: Can you get blind from looking at pictures of solar eclipses? guest 0 218
<lemur> wow guest 0 132
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<Trinexx> greatest feeling on earth: being pissed off because you dont have any... guest 0 210
<Zenith`> This porn sucks. guest 0 161
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<Domr0x>Do you have a tape recorder? guest 0 247
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paroute268: What is about:blank, can it hurt my PC? How do I get rid of it??? guest 0 183
<&Erik> you at work? guest 0 195
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<evilAdmin> omg... PDF rules. guest 0 236
Pan Man 120: wtf guest 0 389
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<Oyerth> You bastard. guest 0 142
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<relsqui> my cat just lay down with her chin on my wrist. that's very very... guest 0 201
King_Nintendoid: Set phasers to skullfuck guest 0 126
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :( guest 0 3650
<sonic> nah, for the enterprise and server systems I think, they want to... guest 0 71
<&Time> Record Uptime: 13w 1d 8h 47m 15s set on Thu Mar 10 11:08:44 2005 guest 0 217
<Zok> One of my asshole friends got on my facebook account guest 0 573
<Vagrant> hey everyone guest 0 664
< shad0w1e> hmm sleepydog, you said that reiserfs would only be faster in some... guest 0 128
< Kedrot> wtf... guest 0 145
<cmdr_sm> should i add 10 years of missionairy work in africa to my cv? :) guest 0 174
<IdleRPGbot>demonx: LEVEL UP! You are now on level 100. guest 0 115
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<MadMax> Which is a better question to spend time and money thinking about: guest 0 161
<Rem0> the hitler miniseries was pretty cool guest 0 140
<evalneb> what's the link to your site, david johnston? guest 0 169
<e|cel> who is ray charles ? guest 0 165
<@ectweak> so guest 0 157
<mr_flea> that and i think i tried to swallow something way too large for my... guest 0 272
<hybrid> emacs has a text adventure game in it guest 0 271
<hohum> so I've been working on this now for the last several hours guest 0 123
<descart3s> i heard some chick tell another chick to shut her "cock port" today guest 0 676
<ToxicFrog|AFK> Hmm. guest 0 443
<CtrlAltDestroy> Man, I just had quite a College Student moment guest 0 268
<pm-> i am going into the bathroom now to count my money guest 0 213
<Squibby> our old CEO's wife had business cards printed out guest 0 259
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<@Rjx> there's a good rule for dealing with psychiatric doctors guest 0 101
<Apophis> I think I need to trim my toenails. guest 0 494
<Khaos> Ok, so I was on a long, boring flight on sunday, ok? guest 0 304
SC ALTHACK: somehow emotional final goodbuys seem to have less meaning when you... guest 0 295
<+DaDead> are you hot? guest 0 410
<Stormscape> DARE is retarded guest 0 -2
<Bobofsmeg> Well Phil, it's obvious to anybody that vaguely knows Amber that... guest 0 166
<ktek> yesterday some dumb teen on a bike heading toward my car shone a green... guest 0 350
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<mvz> my morning erection is my power on self test guest 0 185
<gnarfel> i run linux on my toaster guest 0 567
<swight> Canadian television reports that one of a group of Toronto-area men... guest 0 38
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< withnail> i read a true story in a book today, cracked me up. these guys are... guest 0 885
<mack> i totally got pwned by a spider this morning guest 0 648
<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!! guest 0 8119
JakManga: hey - you're still awake! can i ask you a quick question? guest 0 303
< niteshad> Every so often, a van from Corporate will pull up and drop off a... guest 0 393
<@Delphy> heh, a man died of dehydration when he became stuck between two water... guest 0 286
<@csqrl> i think when i have my first interview for mykoala guest 0 153
<Rod> that would be a great scientific experiement guest 0 472
<mizore> Gah! Stupid Debian ISO download! 3kbps T_T guest 0 538
Hekili_Manu Ok. So I called my bank's fraud dept about that hotels.com letter I... guest 0 2517
<Chrisid> so where does the hacker community hang out guest 0 168
<jre> semitic grrlz = hot guest 0 106
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<@TheOracle> the top reason I like alcoholic investors, they cant remember if... guest 0 208
<Romykins> Well, grass is always greener on the other side etc etc guest 0 28
<code> i'm not wearing any pants. guest 0 470
<AwwJeah> I want to fill a super soaker with cheap vodka and spray down other... guest 0 559
<NoelCower> Before you is a pie. There is a door leading to the east. guest 0 506
* Joins: redryan_ guest 0 3331
<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month guest 0 260
<The_GGA> Never.. ever.. misspell guest 0 385
Teh Cranny: What if someone came up to you at random and said "I need pants"? guest 0 293
<Saito|SemiHere> HA! guest 0 131
<hydro-> and the boss tells me i can use their parking lot to fuck bitches in... guest 0 4
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<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid guest 0 193
<farce> i was at a strip club and this hot little mexican girl showed me she... guest 0 183
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Kat: They should make a NetFlicks for books! guest 0 393
<Trinexx> Ahhhh, nothing like putting on a fresh pair of boxers :) guest 0 324
<LinearA> so my boss emails me this resume for a 10AM interview guest 0 201
Mattykins: i just did the stupidest thing evar guest 0 398
<itai> found a bug in the english wiki site :| guest 0 2380
<The Ranger> it takes me a whole fucking hour these days to get out of bed... guest 0 205
<@Rjx> i still wonder why vegetarians aren't more pissed at animals guest 0 455
<mikedep333> while I appreciate the attempt of ubuntu to be user friendly... guest 0 465
<Greenbox> the place i ordered chicken parmesan from forgot the chicken guest 0 468
<[Lawnhorn]> man, that sucked guest 0 191
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<don> bruce lee could fight all of the batmans (batmen?...) at once and he... guest 0 269
<Haohmaru77> a woman enters a vibrators shop, guest 0 231
<Vagrant|BRB> I was talking to this girl in my class about this fight she had... guest 0 2319
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<c-rOCK> you cant give blood if youve had buttsex with a man since 1976 though... guest 0 97
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<AutoGlass54> stfu i dont want to hear about premature ejactulations guest 0 131
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<shardz> my friend wrote a "compressor" in perl yesterday guest 0 283
<Knightmare> Well that was obvious. guest 0 8703
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<Zophory> dude, I just came up with the best idea for a Metal gear solid game! guest 0 6865
<froglars> How do you fellows organise your game collections? guest 0 577
Jane: Random question for you. guest 0 284
<@Rjx> talking about buying gas in the liter is for pussies guest 0 118
<dekkon> i just got gas for $2.58 guest 0 128
Pan Man 120: oh it was so funny guest 0 121
<Tycho> This game has RABID NERDS. SCARY! guest 0 199
<Ina> got a problem with that file stuff guest 0 673
<wind`> a blue shirt just bleeded onto some of my white shirts guest 0 -6
<Celestar> I can't believe this guest 0 266
<Jonathan> my gf has nice boobs guest 0 265
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<Quietus> I'm still banned from #idiots-club >:( guest 0 267
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FJguy2001: have you started writing yet? guest 0 154
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<@timmo> "Adventurer" (in video games) is a euphemism for "Violent kleptomaniac" guest 0 578
<zackeh> Shit. Gym assignment. guest 0 171
<Gorg> im 6'5" guest 0 259
<brisbane> I got a knock on my door and as i was expecting a girlfriend I was... guest 0 486
<evilAdmin> ... guest 0 2341
<PLUN> I've just had a vision of my future guest 0 288
<+Tocsin> I saw that article about those surgeries they do guest 0 280
<DarkArchon> She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit guest 0 2434
<Babushka> i have to piss guest 0 509
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<Elly> hmm guest 0 361
<Bozbozboz> I have chickens guest 0 359
Kodan882: Once a long time ago, I was listening to a talk radio show. guest 0 385
<Bjarni> XeryusTC: the reason for your project is failing is that you want to... guest 0 21
<ellipsis> hurra guest 0 218
<Ted> Ooh ooh! My cache has my credit card number it. Now I don't have to pull... guest 0 249
<@f0rked> looks like it tries to write a client that isn't there. guest 0 197
< larsivi> heh, I talked to this sysadmin once who wondered where all the... guest 0 431
<NIM^Outithj> I parked the car and turned to her, by the time I turned my head... guest 0 300
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star: if some girl sent you a text (assume that your a boy) and it said guest 0 277
<Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96? guest 0 232
<beaux> Sometimes I think having a girlfriend is like a contract signed in... guest 0 184
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<nach> I wonder in what weird cult the first person to shout "Holy Shit" was in. guest 0 16
<cpukiller> lol I was visiting a local university the other day with my school... guest 0 225
<withnail> this is weird, i've been having more of a social life recently and... guest 0 373
<Saito|BeastOut> Windows CE... guest 0 439
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[@turk]: i was in math class today and we were doing equations that allow us to... guest 0 438
<anotherpadawan> you know, the Nintendo DS ad campaign "Touching is good" is... guest 0 240
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<Calamarain> Idiot. Someone told me that Schindler's list was a "box of tissues... guest 0 365
<sektie> the glare of the sun off my own skin is triggering the sensor in my... guest 0 379
<Knightmare> Well that was a night of fear and terror. guest 0 360
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<Snags> Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day... guest 0 659
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(regarding a text ad saying "Quantum Mechanics & You: How You Can Master... guest 0 230
garysimat: so... guest 0 352
<Faery`Nymph> you know that position that you fuck on your sides, kind of like... guest 0 152
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<qozi> Mmkay. Let this be a lesson to ya all guest 0 278
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< Hivemind> How many outsider HD do you reckon God would have? guest 0 -3
<buffalo> i shave with an electric razor because using a normal razor i get... guest 0 -3
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<ArchPlan> I'm expecting an onslaught of malware to my company's network this... guest 0 249
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night: which i uh yeah just quit my job........ guest 0 229
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<@mr_white> t0ks roll teh !dice, if you get 1-5 you get kicked guest 0 240
<Anan> My friend said those exams aren't too bad...as long as you know your... guest 0 281
<Trinexx> holy shit guest 0 270
<simmy> Jack Bauer? guest 0 441
Nick: Peer Education Network for Information Systems... That is a name our... guest 0 459
<+Brian> I just started playing with my girlfriend last night and I have to say... guest 0 586
<Michiko> yes, well, my landlord got a puppy. guest 0 403
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<drzoot> funniest thing thats happened all day (its been a slow day), i just... guest 0 531
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<madman> Perhaps I'm a bit racist. guest 0 438
<AKMask> [...] So im out the road at a bonfire with a bunch of guys. Eagle... guest 0 144
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<FuriKuri> How do I turn off those stupid red lines in Microsoft Word? guest 0 644
<Azio> Be wary of SEO firms that send you email out of the blue. guest 0 651
<rm-fr> jesus fuck, my ass has been like Celine Dion's mouth all damn day guest 0 332
<hellslave> Apparently, it's weird to dislike the dirty talk in porn. guest 0 66
<smiley1635> Anybody want a 9.1gb scsi HD? guest 0 264
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<~knuck> Faptime. guest 0 217
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[roint] oreilly books... i bought one on C, and my dad asked me why the fuck i... guest 0 98
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<AngryLuke> going to starbucks for coffee is like going to disneyland to use a... guest 0 119
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MadSkz: i was arguing with my dad last night guest 0 368
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<Crist> guyds i need u to help me guest 0 366
<Rose> ahaha...I remember this one time at a tattoo parlour guest 0 351
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<s1r> so i thought i was listening to some grungy, industrial-goth-metal mix... guest 0 440
<AlmtyBob> I got this one girl guest 0 157
<MrZodiac> One time I requested a feature in OpenBSD and Theo sent me a picture... guest 0 139
<+dbx> I suspect I'm missing one of my mini-to-normal jack converters again. guest 0 166
< unsane> i hope i didnt take a double dose of my schizo meds guest 0 156
<Jamie_M> my first concussion was from a giant black guy hurling me across the... guest 0 176
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* Irishblood is now known as talkin_to_cops guest 0 169
<SC> I hate family. guest 0 268
<jiz> * AT 827 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR WAS TRACKING A... guest 0 206
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<Apollo> w00t, finally got my comp running again :D guest 0 314
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<TehSchoom> Dijon Vu... guest 0 166
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<Una> billions and billions of years from now, when the universe ends in the... guest 0 262
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<Blabber> i just started working out, to get me some muscle and feel confident guest 0 454
<Thero> The day i suck cock is the day chicken is available in slurpee form. guest 0 103
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<pram_handle> Google Ad: guest 0 207
<FlaVouR> BTW Jewel == a South African Buddy of mine guest 0 282
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< plasmadis> Woman successfully smuggles gun into prison by hiding it in the... guest 0 215
< Kobi> i think i got the larvae off a stray cat i kept for a few days cause i... guest 0 2
<TMH_> hmmm-mm guest 0 174
<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of... guest 0 595
Pan Man 120: you know what sucks? guest 0 305
<NiteHawk> My mom just caught me masturbating.. Dammit... guest 0 317
<Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough money... guest 0 199
<Troglodyte> Dude everyone gets crushes on me until they get to know me guest 0 1
<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard... guest 0 325
<Steck> Oft, your not welcome here guest 0 208
<BlackDeth> so if pantera would be considered too heavy for you might as well... guest 0 335
<MarkTheMeS> Sharon Stone looked a little like Kelly Ripa on Letterman the... guest 0 203
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<moira_> I am currently installing japtalk support on lap-top guest 0 139
< JaredCE> no, i had an idea for an ajax web2.0 calender that would pull... guest 0 155
<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming? guest 0 287
<SC> holy fucking shit today sucked guest 0 503
<LabMonkey> for that matter, the unhappiness of *any* animal is never cute guest 0 118
weird_aunt_martha: ok...so I'm at work today... guest 0 406
* ozy is now known as ozy[suicide] guest 0 323
<BigBuddha> alia: is there any command to see if there are any usb devices... guest 0 295
<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock. guest 0 6902
<Kilonum_NAKED> my father wants back in my life guest 0 248
<Hyp3rHax0r> aw man guest 0 272
<taxman> Okay, I seriously don't know how this could happen. guest 0 431
<jnz> I spilt Mountain Dew on my keyboard a few times and it left some thick... guest 0 7681
<Halbred> I still remember the storys my grandfather told me about when he was... guest 0 511
<emdee> And never, EVER... allow your girlfriend to share a computer with your... guest 0 373
* qual makes a mental note to look behind couches more often guest 0 490
<@robert> if my grade suffers because of you, i swear to god, i will send you... guest 0 353
Biffa: ..I said "Do you love mummy?" She said yes. I said "Do you love daddy?"... guest 0 551
<@codstar> rice crispies and hangovers don't go together guest 0 8198
< Necr0s-> What makes a woman's nipples hard for days? guest 0 118
<Dyno> Lesbian porn IS boring. Do I want to watch a hamburger eat another... guest 0 324
<hello> my dad was at the mayo clinic and they did some test where they had to... guest 0 308
<Mel>People make misstakes daniel, ive made plenty misstakes but i try not to... guest 0 2440
<Malphas> How many femanists does it take to change a light bulb? guest 0 425
<lefter> anyways, long sorty short, she shoved 2 fingers in my ass guest 0 352
Caffeinated Soap: haha we were at the mall of Georgia talking about how it was... guest 0 211
<Buliwif> I'M ON VACATION! guest 0 202
<evilAdmin> WTF! guest 0 526
<Psyfive> I call my penis Dick Cheney guest 0 231
<Janette> I miss my chubby bubbies guest 0 292
<kylie> wanking over me...... that crosses the line guest 0 126
* ilsa waves her magic wand! omega turns into a cup of coffee! guest 0 224
<AaA> last year when i was working as a day laborer after i got laid off from... guest 0 377
<BobtheAvenger> how be you? guest 0 536
<HajuuNOT-NZ> im going on a date tommorow :/ guest 0 364
<MrMiyagi> Do I seem gay to you? guest 0 239
<glowsun> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo guest 0 16163
<dizzy_> BlueInferno why did you give up on christianity? guest 0 280
<Turtles> I really wouldn't mind if an old lady took a dump on my chest. guest 0 2847
Turkey367: Your chances of dieing in Canada are almost zero. Free drugs and low... guest 0 314
Ducky: So here I am, on Google earth, spying on my ex, when she calls. guest 0 338
(+[dps]rannmann) i wonder what this command does guest 0 360
(Deranged): I think my girlfriend is cheating on me... guest 0 404
Cobra8279: 1) sleep deprivation alone can not kill you guest 0 272
<forkup> yo guest 0 254
<comwalk> Remember, here in the U.S.A, we have reached a new age. guest 0 320
<Karlprof> NEW RECORD! guest 0 142
<LabMonkey> damnit guest 0 170
<pritch> fwf this is the internet guest 0 172
<sonorous> ______ guest 0 228
boudi24: what do u use to protect ur computer from all kinds of viruses and... guest 0 487
<SMarsh> I'd like to point out, for the record, that God made the entire... guest 0 233
<Serena[T]> hey Catcher, how's it going? guest 0 172
<BlackDeth> so this guy on the radio the other day was saying how there's a law... guest 0 298
<Nero> ZXLink, I learned something today guest 0 318
< din> so after i get back from the boxing matches saturday guest 0 275
<MootMan> Oi! I think my life is now complete. guest 0 216
dansSUCHaniceguy: Dude, you ever do something and you just know it's wrong? guest 0 255
<Throgan> Oh, speaking of Monty Python, I think Terry Gilliam is doing some... guest 0 58
<Whitetail> I wonder if the pope masturbates guest 0 87
<Timmaw> i remember one time when i was little i was camping with my grandma... guest 0 170
<mMkay> tried giving myself a tattoo once. a safety pin and an ink tube from a... guest 0 214
<akatarli> omg, last night, we were waiting for the bus (it was like 7) guest 0 254
<^KiwiKid^> OMG, I heard a beeping and thought it was my bus. guest 0 170
* Xerxes is now listening to Nightwish - Once guest 0 219
* Quietus is now known as BruceLee guest 0 281
<@cristipengraffe> Exchange we just had: guest 0 114
<tonyyarusso> I turned off my backlight by mimicking the line I found in the... guest 0 58
hehehe8383: school was pretty fun for me cus of the teachers =P guest 0 388
<b0b> fucking hell dude guest 0 151
@[BONFIRE] just got the best question ever guest 0 562
mjl69> 98.5% of dna is considered to be junk dna with no known purpose. maybe... guest 0 248
<@irokie> why with the weeping? are you a woman in the throes of birth? guest 0 166
<robert> No one is talking in here anyways guest 0 147
<@Br0> Who DOESNT want a laptop that doubles as an easybake oven? guest 0 295
<GenericLoser> I have a great commercial idea for Visa. guest 0 220
<sphex> I hate trees so much. just.. standing there.. like JERKS. guest 0 158
<evilAdmin> I feel like a dolt guest 0 390
<@Stupid_0> Never compromise your principles, except to get laid or if there's... guest 0 150
<AlexFili> i am a n00b, what do u expect? guest 0 44
<@Lambie> i wish people wouldnt leave before i can ban them guest 0 275
<WildTangent> youve stolen my thunder by insulting yourself...damn guest 0 49
+PrinceVen : porn spam just doesn't make sense anymore guest 0 224
<emilying> i said no. guest 0 134
<swight> I just farted and it sounded like the IE pop up blocker sound guest 0 7
<ShakespeareFan00> Is there a list of known troublemakers somewhere? guest 0 384
<+PeterFA> I'm naked. guest 0 464
-!- EvilTaxi [blah@eviltaxi.rh.rit.edu] has joined #Ikaruga guest 0 244
<@the_unknown> watching the history channel, tis a show on "the antichrist" guest 0 666
* Boche slaps wanks around a bit with a large trout guest 0 209
<Dr_Pressure> George Bush wants to eat at that "New Delhi" that he's heard so... guest 0 86
(Nick) hahah wtf guest 0 364
<Beeble_> skip you're cute guest 0 252
<DietPop> ahahha my neighbor is a dumbass guest 0 472
[DJF] Blake, maybe demons have infiltrated ur computer guest 0 127
<PRoger> i recently purchased a broken dell laptop. the screen was broke. so i... guest 0 113
JennyWang08: i think ihave guest 0 212
<thefwf> "Hello. I am very interested in this item and may be able to meet you... guest 0 277
<predation> so I'm at work and this kid rings the bell on the counter RIGHT... guest 0 684
ELLIS THOMAS : My question is HOW CAN I SWEAR ON BBERG? guest 0 248
<papasurf> how do i use irc to search for and download legitimate materials? guest 0 119
<psych> Gah. guest 0 501
<BinGOs> heh anyways this is for an assignment ? guest 0 190
<FrozenTrout> I stubbed my toe guest 0 280
AMPlifier47: I have so little room left on my computer guest 0 298
<segin> what is conky? guest 0 127
<issuez> FYI guest 0 165
<Mal> I may have made a fatal error in my personal development. guest 0 163
<Analogy> Hahaha, we played the best prank today guest 0 409
<CarbonCpy> I used to have Raggedy Anne & Andy on tape. It's not gay for me to... guest 0 145
KhaosIsOrder: you suck guest 0 167
<TheMouse> Aurora, CS at jouse of pancock guest 0 173
<rhoppenrath> xanadu: I don't get tested....I just fuck women.....and tell them... guest 0 -1
<@saic> lol you have an IRL char? guest 0 126
<guyadams[serious]> where do you live teloch guest 0 261
< WakkoWRNR> I am a proud member of PETA guest 0 66
<[4D]Prontera> ..I wonder if how you drive indicates what your IQ is ;) guest 0 17
<Advocate> Hey guys, wanna hear a riddle? ^^ guest 0 301
<Kav> fat people are people x2 guest 0 -7
<+Wulf> Last night I was at a concert that really sucked, and the only time I... guest 0 135
<+Pi> dhhhhh guest 0 113
<mtrisk> damnit guest 0 239
Teloch: i was helping my tech teacher out a few days in july or so guest 0 237
madskz: dude i keep typing my password instead of my username for gmail guest 0 251
<Rusty> have you ever really thought about when people call themselves a bad... guest 0 337
<thefwf> lent soon guest 0 233
<thefwf> I'm gonna go slit wrists guest 0 197
<Nuttacon> i hate this, i have sooooooooooo much i could be doing.. guest 0 152
<woops> people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger guest 0 106
<Darien> I love my job guest 0 355
<Apophis> "marry such women as seem good to you, 2, 3, or 4, or if you fear you... guest 0 160
<ddrfreak> 58 points guest 0 99
(+tfg) I wonder how far my punto could tow a caravan guest 0 18
• ~Delphy sticks a usb flash drive up his nostril. guest 0 153
<CantOutRunADuck> man i wish i had a little brother so i could play with... guest 0 143
<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday guest 0 -7
<Qwote> I just found out how the universe is going to end. guest 0 366
<Video> I'm ordering a white DVD burner, on the assumption that it'll work. guest 0 -5
NowImNothing9194: when's vista comming out? guest 0 142
<Ian> is it weird for a 15 year old girl to have homemade porn of her boyfriend... guest 0 175
<@Stupid> Children need to feel secure, so strap them down whenever possible. guest 0 144
<jose3030> I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by eluding police... guest 0 196
< wernicus> everyone on irc is male until proven otherwise guest 0 184
<Porque> So, per usual, my town is filled with rednecks. guest 0 234
<Trai`Hwork> you know, 'real' communism is acctually a really good form of... guest 0 180
<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here. guest 0 159
<r4v5> price: US $6.99 guest 0 68
Kederaji: It's the anniversary of Zelda today. guest 0 252
<fLy> hahaha guest 0 222
< Crew^> i was so nervous when i had to be checked when i joined the army guest 0 277
<fin> lol guys remember when i ban evaded 999 times guest 0 12
digmikey: the longest i had sex was 1 hour 10second. but was the day we set the... guest 0 185
<axiom> heh my sister's friend got molested by a gay guy he had to share a bed... guest 0 129
<ame> and the other 3 hours were spent chatting up the female specimens guest 0 190
<altoid> so this ~20 year old walks up with his mom to the register guest 0 10
Vamp i s h ly: I just prefer dating men because girls are so complicated guest 0 230
<SteelHard> how r u ? guest 0 420
<Twin`> do you know how hard it would be to fake intelligence without google? guest 0 138
<Mike_H> I've been sitting outside smoking, and people will pass and do this... guest 0 182
<Hayden> i met a huge redneck at school today guest 0 70
<CtrlAltDestroy> Last week, I was working at Steak 'n Shake guest 0 175
<GenericLoser> I know someone who wears the Apple-white earbud headphones, but... guest 0 267
<xbf> argh addiction to manga is killing me guest 0 90
(@Tenor) man guest 0 207
<@JustinS> if I wanted to learn more about using Perl for larger programming... guest 0 152
Bendite: A Holocaust is never funny.......unless you are killing clowns. guest 0 -3
<PantsMacKenzie> I once played freeze tag, and a friend of mine ended up in the... guest 0 157
<oohal> Slothearn, start a partition to get him arrested guest 0 137
AlarmedBread: condoms are like computer parts guest 0 124
<Immortal> Yesterday my dad was yelling at me and said, "You're going to... guest 0 1427
(mistik): Well, it being valentines day and all, i've scheduled a date with my... guest 0 152
<@DarkElf> hell of a way to spend valentines day, watching a girl having an... guest 0 4
<PsychoBoy> 21f with a 20% chance of snow tonight guest 0 143
<Spoonman> it's wonderful when you log into IRC and the nickname reads... guest 0 360
Mattias: i still say i get a siren and tie it to my belly and get some deeeep... guest 0 239
aishiteiru: So, I'm making a cake for my gf for valentine's day, right? guest 0 243
xeno: *note to self, driving makes distances seem very short, will use that... guest 0 203
<Mostlyharlmless> might be Leviticus, or it might be Deuterotemy... hell, maybe... guest 0 171
<Swishy> the star trek article on wikipedia guest 0 333
<MTRH> Ooops. guest 0 177
MrMoog_772: mr pibb is just a lower-quality version of dr pepper guest 0 241
<@dickhead> why use aim though guest 0 141
<filminfo> the only time you can be excited about diarrhea is during scrabble guest 0 409
<S> fnuh? guest 0 144
<bronze> You are in a maze of twisty little politicians which claim to be from... guest 0 18
<Reapersou> Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried though... guest 0 14
DaRk^ Has joined #Ghetto guest 0 573
<warewolf> haha guest 0 242
<Paradiddler> I love when young children spin the rims on parked vehicles guest 0 314
[`42`Kyle] `42` is a one man clan guest 0 220
<@Modoc> I had a person ask me at work how I learned about computers. and I... guest 0 422
<kayla> what you doin? guest 0 432
<ekoms> whats the time? guest 0 273
<Andross> I just downloaded some perfectly legal software guest 0 213
<Jess_school> I'm about to go watch a girl defend her thesis guest 0 230
<@shea> WTF guest 0 328
<fruitkat> i think i laughed because it was coupled with the word butter... guest 0 127
<tom> can we make a hoax on blitzed.org guest 0 117
< Da5id> So, this 13 year old kid was bitching about how metallica sold out and... guest 0 354
<Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days. guest 0 187
<Zymph_> java kid... he is a kid of java? who is the mother/father ? :P guest 0 115
<ChibiDazzy|SH> Time to finally finish Sonic Herpes. guest 0 220
<Noia> now I have to get dressed to go to the kitchen to get a new drink >.< guest 0 181
<pssh> tonight i was watching tv and eating some chinese food guest 0 700
<Lowlypeon> You know the other day, I saw a bumper sticker "I earn it here, I... guest 0 357
* eldan screams at all of his computers at once guest 0 132
<@r0ger> i'm looking at the michigan sex offenders list guest 0 151
<MrEcho> you know when your a true geek when you start naming DB tables as unix... guest 0 7
callcentermonkey: Fucking Steelers rock guest 0 -4
<@Jarn> My entire belief system is under attack. guest 0 286
<Foxhill> shagging someone who dont move is like humping a warm vibrator that... guest 0 7
< finn> I let god decide if I'm going to school tomorrow or not, by just not... guest 0 187
<illgl> ok people.. got something for yall. guest 0 281
<imprfect> So my mum ended up calling me and asked me to come over her. guest 0 150
<Dr_Ian> you are a racist, Maketakunai guest 0 198
<Jame5> A cop was waving me into a random breath test thing at the side of the... guest 0 239
<davie> Man ms. turnhill is a hottie guest 0 166
<Wiz_KeeD> what's the equivalent of net view from win in knoppix? guest 0 -6
<rain_man> keemo - I saw something on ZA that said it's phoning home to Mossad. guest 0 69
<Hardrive> heh guest 0 238
<incog> i wrote an encyclopedia on paraphilias and fetishes back in 2000, but i... guest 0 158
<misato> kat how would we breathe guest 0 124
<lm> hehe, my sis hates me now guest 0 188
<bigwoodthing> ugh what a morning guest 0 195
< Yaakov> Humans can divide things into two by eye very accurately. guest 0 192
<MadeInAustralia> 95% of emos are homosexual guest 0 70
<Ryken> Why doesn't EFnet have chanserv and nickserv? guest 0 84
<Botje> i'm waiting for vim's omnicompletion to become intelligent guest 0 90
<mroach> if you use the Hebrew locale, do progress bars go right to left? guest 0 176
<pwn> remove my ban from #Freebsd guest 0 276
<fruitkat> .... and four aprons.. but still SIX KNIVES! guest 0 303
<fizzer> and we had to put condoms on the boys bananas guest 0 184
ppcCube: my daughter found a big pile of pennies the other day in some parking... guest 0 219
<zb^3_> sektie guest 0 92
< withnail> i feel sorry for you people with jobs. i have already spent an hour... guest 0 235
<Sanguini> My friend was over, he asked me to get "a good pron movie" guest 0 264
Xeno: I'll work for anyone who pays me enough and treats me good guest 0 76
<KArmA> just overheard in the office "look man its not an exact science. We... guest 0 278
<buu> sex, drugs and lans guest 0 183
<jared> GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLECLICK FOR PORN, PORN, PORN! guest 0 105
< DMM> that reminds me of my favourite sorting algorithm guest 0 252
<taste.it> mh... if one of us had to die right now and you could decide if it... guest 0 353
<XenoDemon> So it is 3am, and I am sleeping guest 0 426
<HotStud> what i want is for you to stop screwing with my head and start... guest 0 229
<@phaxx> why on earth would somebody name a function 'T' guest 0 90
JonathanThompson: Hey helf, if you dispose of an IP address, does it end up in... guest 0 55
<Scorbutus> now theres 3 questions you dont want to hear when sitting in a room... guest 0 200
(Deranged): Haha... me and a friend were riding around today, and we stopped at... guest 0 394
<Katze> bronchitis rules. guest 0 121
<GSGold> that reminds me of some robot from power rangers guest 0 126
<redrum> the last urmom joke I told blew up in my face guest 0 181
<karaipantsu> augh guest 0 161
<DesScorp> mmmmm guest 0 76
<progen> ive converted to lmaoism guest 0 148
Evil Vaccum: have to figure out who I should invite, then guest 0 179
<Sarah> lol, i was at a speech and debate tournament in 9th grade at a public... guest 0 264
<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar guest 0 463
Trey: I want to play games like Half-Life 2 at full settings and shit, what... guest 0 158
<irokie> be there any other interesting channels on this network? guest 0 36
MofattP: bleh, I'm fighting a sinus infection. My snot looks like a fruit loops... guest 0 2
alannapurple: My boyfriend's RA sold him pot. guest 0 51
<joe`> I got overpaid $150 two weeks ago, i decided not to say anything guest 0 634
(ZackisDead) do you know how easy it is to ruin a perfectly good family guest 0 242
gravybythepint: dude, this girl is of such low moral fiber she doesn't even... guest 0 341
<Mrono> man guest 0 19
<hax> my boss just told a client his domain was "taken by korean cyber pirates" guest 0 472
Leonard G: Welcome to HP Total Care. My name is Leonard. How may I assist you... guest 0 272
<TnT> In primary school, I carved up my dictionary so it could fit a gameboy guest 0 251
<Yaksha> I asked my brother what he wanted for Christmas. guest 0 249
Dizzy: so i was talking to my bro down in his room right guest 0 273
<maverick> I hate you leo, go fuck yourself. guest 0 258
<+Radial> i think my mother knows i watch porn guest 0 377
<@Zook> fuck guest 0 284
mfmagbal: Feeling down? Lift yourself up in a few easy steps! guest 0 264
<Biablo> wrestling is 6 inches away from gay sex guest 0 197
<jkl> "This pornography-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by... guest 0 275
<nox> hey sto, let's play a magic trick! guest 0 268
<your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40 guest 0 284
includestdioh: in hebrew i read about a sentence a minute because i basically... guest 0 345
<Slider> i went to little ceasers today guest 0 222
DarkBio Azriel: GOD! guest 0 136
<Dread> UR R R0nG j00 n3wbz! T4ht iz n0t m4thz, t4ht r t3h SUXX0Rz!1!! ZOMG... guest 0 491
< plasmadis> One time my dad stole a roll of brightly-colored stickers from a... guest 0 381
<xgamer04> I really hate MSN messenger. I wish people would use something else. guest 0 176
<Raisin> my mom is paranoid guest 0 222
< calaf> I can't even have my cats in the room if I'm wanking guest 0 186
<Malekh> Farts make me sad guest 0 20
<Grimthorn> yay for tacks having a girlfriend! guest 0 366
<Tommy> and if you're wondering why I was silent, it's because I just tried to... guest 0 447
<hawk09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new... guest 0 735
[Oni] FUCK! guest 0 9427
<Thero> WHAT THE FUCK guest 0 291
< zid`> the faster you go the slower time is guest 0 323
<raela> man today in bio when I was actually paying attention I heard the best... guest 0 460
<@Sol> is your call of duty "free" guest 0 243
Alex: whats cyanide? guest 0 267
«+ LassUlike » CTRL + ALT + D1337 guest 0 105
<Stereo``> you know guest 0 472
<er> So a Mafia boss is on his death bed, and he calls his grandson over guest 0 348
<Dewfus> I'm hungry...let's eat stuff! guest 0 192
<markos_64> GreyKnight: any idea on what to do with a router that screams on... guest 0 398
<Daszoeb> wtf guest 0 368
<Retro> I always wonder if people who watch anime are all playing the world's... guest 0 152
<Nero> Hey, C, have I by any chance told you my story about the Amish buggy? guest 0 369
<@ALGORYTHM> myspace is like goatse but for web designers guest 0 200
* BigToe comes out of the closet guest 0 168
<minion> a kid tried to kill himself today at school guest 0 147
< Syntacs> Ah ha! I figured out what you should do with your giant porch, Wazm. guest 0 68
<@Styx> it hurt like a bitch, but apparently my pubic hair is stronger than... guest 0 174
<Mizerock> lucas, judging by your IP...you live in new zealand? guest 0 294
<EFX> I saw a black guy with a shirt on the other day that said " keep staring... guest 0 284
<@jonathans> dont you hate it when you got a drink and the ice cubes fuse... guest 0 -4
<sijmen> I've seriously got a serious problem, and you're the only ones who can... guest 0 165
<crunchy_dave> hey man guest 0 234
<Diamond> But then again, as a programmer I'm obsessed with code that just... guest 0 140
<Mivalekan> why are most girls so insecure about their weight guest 0 228
Geeky1: Jaguar V12s make baby jesus cry. They are, hands down, the biggest... guest 0 238
(Chongablonga) this guy i know was convinced he could breakdance guest 0 196
<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME guest 0 10335
<Rjx> the big bang doesn't explain a lot about the internet guest 0 329
<frew> I hate it when people don't spell or adhere to proper rules of grammar... guest 0 523
DarkSnake > if you have sex for several years would that qualify you as a... guest 0 5
<mmap> i have a mormon friend that i corrupted, he'll drink a beer with me now... guest 0 93
<Happy_Dot> So my dad and I were reading readers digest, and there was this ad... guest 0 241
<+lax> i feel like an asshole guest 0 221
<Sara> I've discovered that there are certain things that I just can't say... guest 0 349
Schkirpow: So the other day at the grocery store, I got a fantastic idea guest 0 247
<warbird> omg... the latest ooga-booga critical super important must install... guest 0 72
<Drehiel> I tried to get info on Jesus guest 0 209
<Rep> What do I say to my Mum when she discovers I bombed 26 days of meds in... guest 0 125
helf: rofl guest 0 175
<triavox> :( i just missed an oppurtunity for being laid and got slapped in the... guest 0 474
<galisus> I think I realized I'd never touch Linux again when I was like... guest 0 10
<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername? guest 0 213
darkkittengod: whats ur favorite kind of asian? guest 0 338
* Heartless_Bitch (~goth@dsl-216-227-72-216.pivot.net) has joined #net.goth guest 0 358
<snarffles> Jesus I am so damn tired guest 0 299
<NPR> HEY guest 0 188
<Kedrot> man, i think i'm catching teh ghey guest 0 31
< withnail> thats another thing, in video games you always have to shoot bosses... guest 0 299
You Hate SWC: The man gets the woman WASTED. guest 0 208
< withnail> apparently when we were all apes they used to get a gang of like 5... guest 0 116
<an0n|Geisha> I like Japan. guest 0 237
< hondje> efnet is to conversation what scat is to porn guest 0 56
leet42: someone at the fortune cookie company has a sense of humor guest 0 522
<Volcom>How do I secure Windows XP? guest 0 115
< wietz0r> I was standing there with a packet of writeable dvd's and this women... guest 0 374
<ducklord> my finest moment in the army was due to mc hammer guest 0 202
<Monxe> I have this chemistry class full of people who apparently get off... guest 0 268
<cmantito> I just found an old briefcase guest 0 318
<Chris> They want everything they can't get in a man. For the most part, we... guest 0 242
<Book> Heh, I fell asleep on my keyboard, guest 0 215
xyzzy314: lol i saw this mcdonalds advertisement guest 0 285
<olhfatti> im gohan die guest 0 55
beafet: I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time guest 0 241
ChaOSv2: hehe xbox 360 ... 'end up where you started' guest 0 107
<DJ_Yami> I don't have any friends in this neighborhood yet guest 0 126
<yo> my GF just dumped me :( guest 0 -2
<nsasch> My grandfather was on the team that invented FORTRAN guest 0 99
<conrailto> any German speakers here? guest 0 123
iReima: That reminded me of that one time guest 0 223
<@JimPanic> 'life without my girlfriend is like coding without vi and gcc..' guest 0 92
<kalleboo> hmm, i haven't pooped all day, even though i've had to go since this... guest 0 207
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<Raz> She's not technically your girlfriend anymore. guest 0 14
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<veeeeee> so Brittanys gynecologist was giving Brittany a pap smear and the... guest 0 164
<pip> my stepdad hit my mom once and I nearly cut his balls off. guest 0 114
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< transgress> "The Internet, of course, is more than just a place to find... guest 0 314
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<ShroomDuck> but the head we get here in ontario is fuckin horrible guest 0 156
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<TMH> and now I will try a new combination! guest 0 289
<Hoolibear:> What woman do you know that can shake her tits, ass, and cock at... guest 0 2
<DaFool> i just bought a chip for my car from ebay...i fucking bought like 5... guest 0 306
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<withnail> effexor sounds like a hacker drug guest 0 114
<Glass_Joe> god I'm such a nerd guest 0 129
<Ren[Spriting]> Mike Tyson only made one contribution to society worth giving. guest 0 79
<@Tempus_Vernum> my sister just had to be romantic and married at new years of... guest 0 106
< Whoreo> Can someone help me with my keyboard? guest 0 156
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<+Vent> if I ever get drunk and can't get it up in bed I'll tell her erection... guest 0 133
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<Morton> Joke time. guest 0 74
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Zot: Fascinating shit. guest 0 107
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<matr1x> the name gaylord means "brave strength " in old french guest 0 175
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syuu: still looking for a job? guest 0 149
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<Damian> Ever since my male cat died, my female one won't leave me alone. guest 0 287
<+Karuma|Spooky> Boxes are fun... guest 0 182
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< orange9> gentoo? guest 0 80
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<PHOENIXFORCERUL> danish is german or spanish?? guest 0 77
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dusty whats the medical term for an asshole? guest 0 25
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<TriviaBot> Trivia: In 1973 israel shoots down 13 __________ mig-21s? guest 0 253
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-koroaway : So ... guest 0 345
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<hylix> Syntacs, I know where you live. guest 0 412
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Frosty: Maria mentioned that when I was eating her out. guest 0 121
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NES: you should do what I did and try to convince your boss to migrate their... guest 0 283
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<GenericLoser> A kid got detention today in French class. guest 0 298
<Thatch> If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line... guest 0 135
<Patr1ck> wait, why do you have a web cam? guest 0 34
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<Retro> THE MIRACLE OF CELL DIVISION guest 0 501
<patours> my ftp is yours :) guest 0 175
<duncan> now I must hurry... driving lessons are afoot! guest 0 597
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<Enjoi> I'm not going to stop a drug habit just because my life is getting in... guest 0 29
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<Twyce_Dailey> u know... cheap body jewelery isn't fun guest 0 39
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<Shifter> well, jenn just dumped me. guest 0 13
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<Affinity> You're friends with james, therefore you must have a double-digit IQ. guest 0 287
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< TMH-> DEAR MOTHERFUCKING KDE DEVELOPERS guest 0 257
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<bog2435> i wunna ask bout INVERT in msPaint -> i invert the image, save.. but... guest 0 121
<kiljoi> someone needs to make emo-nix guest 0 -5
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<Slater_> I HATE sticky keys! guest 0 356
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<che> there's a programmer's union? guest 0 145
<polpotpie> Guy came into the photo store today to pick up a roll we had... guest 0 69
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<Jason> And... the test is finished. guest 0 193
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<ribo> today on campus was apparently "come out of the closet day" guest 0 233
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<Rev> AND MOVE TO JAPAN TO HAVE SEX WITH INFERIOR JAPANESE PENIS guest 0 18
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<humandildo> hey grog did ya know the ladies here are so classy that they wear... guest 0 5
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KNRListner44| my usb coffee heater is a bit slow ;x guest 0 198
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<HonkyKong> It's like people realize that if they stop buying their shitty... guest 0 116
<HellPopeHuey> So, didja get some real work? guest 0 347
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<Fufie> besides, I mostly shoot homeless ;) guest 0 27
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<nV`StOkE> If /quit and /connect are swimming in the ocean, and /connect gets... guest 0 594
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<Aven> A simple Google search of "My Unit" is good for many laughs. guest 0 113
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<Faggertot> I was being a man-ho at the library ;o! guest 0 4
<@Josho> can't believe i fit so much shit in the dishwasher guest 0 203
Bart join #gta guest 0 211
auslander: i think we can all agree I'm the smartest one here guest 0 480
<Humour> milkshakes arent that good imo guest 0 94
<3WD> >.< guest 0 84
<SmallKiwi>: my lil stepson has been vomiting at school for the last 2.5 hours guest 0 20
gr3ym4tt3r: NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT. guest 0 48
<beafet> gender neutral name guest 0 81
evilicey: This is going to fucking rock guest 0 12
<@MrNoLimit> damn movies on slow ass bots guest 0 10
<[sync]> Windows Services for Unix destroyed my windows installation guest 0 73
<devolve> if I went to jail, I have no idea what would happen to all my shit guest 0 78
* eLe sends hordes of lemmings over HolyGoat. guest 0 267
<beavis-> i can get an ascii character in windows by doing alt-some numbers guest 0 11
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<@shrapnel> im going to create a doll with black hair, and a razor in one hand guest 0 125
<CAPS-LOCK> ARRGH guest 0 47
<CAPS-LOCK> And now for some good news... Remember that HD I was whining about... guest 0 299
<tinou> i need find a root pass over ssh protocol guest 0 161
<jvarner> heh. Tennis commentator at the olympics: guest 0 80
<SeaQaeS> hey! guest 0 56
<phrog> Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you... guest 0 239
<shinster> i've sunk to a new low and am in the office on a weekend guest 0 223
<demian> yesterday when I got out of the AIX training class we had to do an... guest 0 24
[ Rjx ] either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something... guest 0 158
<chevell> so there's this guy right guest 0 0
<chevell> not to sound bigoted, but racist jokes are hilarious guest 0 268
NeM: i cant sleep man guest 0 137
<Futyre>OMFG some people should not be allowed to live guest 0 121
<+Sprunk> I think the world should be run by a panel of scientists and... guest 0 1037
<+UnityDivided> I say to my dad "So apparently Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth... guest 0 165
<@Segosa> I bet you can't type 'zorro' with only your left hand, and ALT held... guest 0 143
<Segosa> IRC has taught me a girl in a bath tub isn't always a good thing. guest 0 219
Lisa: your idea worked! guest 0 141
<scott> I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I never saw her! guest 0 171
Bronxalicious> Best thing ever just happened guest 0 107
<laid_back> haha man get this so my brother got suspended from school today guest 0 268
<biounix> its horrible, i know guest 0 243
<Perplexed> Brit, finish JR High and get back to us guest 0 96
<spongebill> it's a vicious circle... I have qdb open in my browser, can't stop... guest 0 60
<aslplz> w0w dood i juz had a epiphany guest 0 144
<usu_> Well, for the past weeks, Bush's approval rating has consistently been... guest 0 99
<toadclipper> u on mac? guest 0 231
<looksofat>I sent my mom out for food 3 hours ago guest 0 121
<+Timmy> what is the point of IPs? guest 0 238
<Relocin> i like how it's so noisy at work so i can just fart whenever guest 0 55
<@PJD> a blackdude tried 2 molest u last night? guest 0 24
ExiledFromLight: hahahaha guest 0 483
<clay> youre going to pay for this, langdon guest 0 205
<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/ guest 0 62
<+^Sheldon> I was in the IT industry 20 years, and I still can't explain why a... guest 0 155
<@Rjx> just to be clear, there's absolutely zero chance of me cheating on sara guest 0 77
<Flayra> Canada seems to have grants, the U.S. seems to have infomercials about... guest 0 25
<s1r> i've said it before and i'll say it again guest 0 308
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(@PPSlim) I must admit, Opera speeded my computer up guest 0 124
<sEcretz> This is scary but 5 years ago when i was still 12 and just found out... guest 0 175
<Imitarate> damn... now i'm hungry. i should go to bed before i try to make... guest 0 161
* Neitokun wanders around looking for something to do * maybe i'll just go into... guest 0 93
<AI> do you know how to get legal free music? guest 0 201
scanty@SPARC: i had a hard time finding a mother's day card. guest 0 141
Kodan882: I DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT TYPO guest 0 81
<Anomaly> I have a problem with my printer, can anybody help? guest 0 42
Darika Senokah: HEY WILL guest 0 6
<Acid> In the song Silent Night, the lyrics go "...holy infant so tender and... guest 0 206
<Raticide> make install guest 0 366
<jeriko> you know that community center down the street here in town? guest 0 166
Ajlax1872: my dick has like this bubble on it, pretty small though...i dunno... guest 0 60
(@killacockney) anybody know how good vantec stealth fans are? guest 0 75
<rhyswynne> can you overclock a vibrator? guest 0 100
<@TimJohnson> im going to try and cook bacon on my george format grill guest 0 278
somebody124: so... wes and his parents are gonna be gone all weekend.... guest 0 301
<vhold> "a government mandated wireless protocol that transmits to the receiver... guest 0 188
Dan> So here are two pyros comparing burn stories.. is this like the proverbial... guest 0 107
[WhipSmart] how has humanity lasted this long..? guest 0 230
<EvilPasta> "<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the... guest 0 33
< wasdeep> and i have "help" in my hilight list, which is annoying when people... guest 0 13
<&Segosa> :( guest 0 233
<Areku> No wait, you don't understand guest 0 352
<tina_> ill have u know im very happy with my partner guest 0 36
<Alkaline2k> i have no soul after goatse guest 0 83
<Maurs> Got my first detention ever today :( guest 0 329
<Cenobite> I was self-employed, but my boss fired me guest 0 157
<biounix> i am building this little inventory system for work guest 0 64
svladnecjelli: i am recovering from an end of the year drunk guest 0 175
<ThreeWork> man I love the theoretical situations we propose around here guest 0 146
<michael`> i mean the whole idea of the separation of powers is that each... guest 0 103
<Nitrix> So we have this really retarded blonde in our Chem class, and she had... guest 0 142
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars guest 0 158
<CaT> Is there A way I can put video files on my computer and then use my... guest 0 174
<Xenophon> trying to redirect modules.php?name=Forums&whatever... to... guest 0 180
<sirveaux> so here is my take on just one aspect of intarweb politics: AOLers guest 0 76
(idler) bear with me guest 0 260
<sidewinder> has he ever looked at M theory? guest 0 143
<%Sim> they've called here guest 0 193
(Ravenclaw) im an IRCpot, short and stout guest 0 114
<sektie> my boyfriend, in mid thrust, stops and goes "oops" and gets a sheepish... guest 0 373
<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music guest 0 25
<Luigi30> A bat flew into a hotel room once with my dad's friend who was... guest 0 122
<Ravenclaw> i want to sew "bad mother fucker" onto my wallet somehow guest 0 114
<@kf`ill> I went with a girl to a bar once, she had one boob bigger then the... guest 0 95
<Lacey> int *y; for (int i = 0; i < 1000; i++) { y = &y; } guest 0 101
<eldritch> today I stole wheat bran! guest 0 113
<gaurav> you're a bit of a comedian guest 0 81
<psych> Worrying sucks. guest 0 213
<R3mix> my social studies teachers computer crashed today and she got the... guest 0 140
<MumblyJoe> minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs using strips of bacon guest 0 91
<@Catcher> if only the government had a blog... guest 0 121
<truth-> I was wrong, the KKK aren't racist, they're just portrayed that way by... guest 0 141
<Volante> so here's today's laundry lesson... guest 0 167
<jwh> My ex gf once told me that girls don't poop guest 0 142
<CeZ> bewpy: hows your microphone doing? guest 0 229
<@Quasar`> my biological clock is ticking guest 0 178
<SpazLink> Dyslexic? guest 0 171
<RedBeard> should i buy an xbox vga adapter for $75? guest 0 532
<cmantito> money is no object! guest 0 127
<R3mix> ok so there was this time guest 0 256
<JibberJim> Pope buried in St Peter's crypt guest 0 83
<Rob-iwiwc> imagine if the pope got up now guest 0 125
<Jesse> RedBeard: probably a good ice breaker would have been "man, this stuff... guest 0 171
<@Alucard> Uptime: 3 weeks 3 hours 52 minutes 34 seconds guest 0 230
<Mediator> You know what would be hawt? guest 0 183
<HauntedUnix> Don't mention milking in my presence, had a rather unusual... guest 0 123
MySeLf169: today we had softball practice guest 0 157
<friendy> Verry: Google bought a satellite imagery company. guest 0 98
*JU5T1CE* says helpful hint #471 - The highest concentration of pickpockets is... guest 0 238
<@Syntacs> I don't know how the Allies managed to win WW2 without quicksave. guest 0 175
<sEcretz> What happened was i was watchin porn on my PC and i blacked out. My... guest 0 135
<Dracos> Education levels by vocabulary: guest 0 158
(eve`) girls don't fart guest 0 130
< ix> ive never seen a girl who was good at a first person shooter. guest 0 133
(@ddew|bofh) heh, I really need to get out more. I just ogt annoyed that a... guest 0 123
<Calum> going to bed at 4am, then getting woken by traffic at 8am is unpleasant guest 0 238
(Smith) If you would like to kick someone from this chat room for whatever... guest 0 120
<popeye> rolloffle do you eat meat guest 0 92
<RedBeard> should breakfast cereal be patentable? guest 0 105
--- Topic for #linuxgeneration is wget... guest 0 112
(MaNgEy_CaT) Give me a decent arguement topic, You fucking pythetic americans guest 0 -1
<Songy> And don't watch LOTR dvds at the highest volume your stereo can go when... guest 0 38
<DarkStatix>: Wat are you seen? guest 0 86
<hman> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on guest 0 139
fac3less: boss sent me 'youre fired' in a pm as a joke.. guest 0 148
(@Someone): <\³ guest 0 407
<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style guest 0 66
<@Brad7> nice, what did you guys end up decide for the babies name? guest 0 426
<Aelia> and he had like 200 GB of hentai -_- guest 0 1
<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy guest 0 -8
<Karlsen> so, I'm removing gentoo now, should I go for xp or 2k? (laptop) guest 0 132
<R3mix> once i asked a g33ky chick for her number guest 0 376
<laid_back> maybe i'll find some bukkake to leave for my little brother to find guest 0 82
eTheRealPulse: you see, if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck guest 0 8
<mindspillage> I once lost a book of Tolkien songs set to music from my H.S... guest 0 157
<DC_daNMan> :S My PC has just decided to just stop the moniter out put.. for... guest 0 225
<adrian> "Somewhat to my amazement, I discovered that every time the computer... guest 0 135
<<HobbitGrease> tobita: i'm going to expose more of my computer stupidity here... guest 0 385
pthree : someone @ lucas films is looking at my site guest 0 108
<Serene> comprehensive sentences plz gizlice and stop yelling guest 0 81
(+jome) Downloading music hurts the music industry, then downloading porn hurts... guest 0 197
<DArkEyeS> it may seem like I'm not like other guys and I'm not after the girl... guest 0 136
<PaulTech> Both my brothers are right now actually guest 0 0
<+Iconoclastic> i just took like guest 0 56
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want... guest 0 -7
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* Beska changes topic to 'next one to change the topic is gya' guest 0 140
(@Hidden_Hunter): My teacher was telling me that we had to write a creative... guest 0 201
<splice> god was nice enough to provide a safe little nook for my cock guest 0 -3
<Hardstuff> I am THE internet guest 0 124
<Beefy> hmmm guest 0 158
<Taim> and the power kicks out... <dramatic thunderclap> guest 0 142
<bjx0> Who died? guest 0 -7
<Aimee[Dead]> I don't think it's a good thing that my shoulder hurts for no... guest 0 218
[@WhipSmart]: for every story you hear about a dog saving someone's life, there... guest 0 300
<eLe> *I* have a social life. guest 0 189
<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes guest 0 -5
<+Sekkira> the OS is popping at me guest 0 131
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Teen.Black.Cravings.2.DVDRip.XXX-RVF.tar (9%)... guest 0 -6
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<piggy> god damnit, someone keeps ringing my p[hone and hanging up right before... guest 0 139
<froggie> I got a cool joke. What's the difference between a 15 year old and a... guest 0 289
<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I... guest 0 431
<aeon> you know its going to be a bad day when a lesbian calls you at 2 in the... guest 0 273
<_stan> old macdonald had a farm guest 0 281
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<Evil_Timmy> communion is so boring. takes too long to pass around the trays to... guest 0 7
<BolognaMoFo> the only way I use warez is to ask where my pants are guest 0 110
<crayola> so, my cousin was a friend's naughty box remover. guest 0 163
Bane: i need to make messes in my house and clean them up with paper towels in... guest 0 172
[Toblerone_] where did people come up with this high on life concept?? is that... guest 0 10
<corky> oh fuck guest 0 177
<beafet> hi rogue-09 guest 0 93
<aeon> As much as I love sitting at my computer for weeks at a time designing... guest 0 73
<Workdae> i have the most hilarious issue i just picked up guest 0 60
< Aldryic> damn guest 0 307
(thyriad) $bla = mail($Replyemail, $Theme, $Moreheaders, $Firstmessage); guest 0 462
<ToxicNed> Went to pick up the double pack of GTA3 and GTA:VC, and some woman... guest 0 410
<OneFlew> Java is a cruel and shallow trench, a long plastic hallway where... guest 0 104
<%TTK> How would I start overclocking guest 0 73
<[GNU]Order> Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear... guest 0 144
<cooltim> fuck christmas shopping sucks. The gifts given/recieved ratio seems... guest 0 107
<@AlmtyBob> haha guest 0 5
< jnc> use someone else's underwear guest 0 91
<@icelus> So, is there some kind of litmus test to see if a girl is a lesbian... guest 0 130
<Scoth> I used a BSOD screensaver at work for awhile, but people kept rebooting... guest 0 236
<@DXtremz> root@tweety [~]# uptime guest 0 39
<Dizzo> doesnt look like I'll be spending thanksgiving with family guest 0 240
<RHX> Winamp playing: Various - The Waterboys / Whole of the M guest 0 122
<Geoff> I caught my son downloading a file called 'hot redhead takes it up the... guest 0 311
<Hay> OMG today in biology guest 0 124
<@FunkyFender> Why couldn't there be a character set that included all the... guest 0 176
<BlackDeth> lazy is: ssh'ing into the desktop 5 feet away, starting up vnc... guest 0 182
<FriedGold> Gentlemen... welcome to recursion club. The first rule is: you do... guest 0 117
< rast> whats a good free perl program for windows? guest 0 193
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<zakenayo> Saeba: she was only a couple of months old when I lost my... guest 0 -3
SurrenderUrCow: in my 3rd period guest 0 80
<+vacuumo> I get nickalerted when people say anything containing 'vac' guest 0 62
<Darrick> i have some nintendo newsletter suubscription for some reason guest 0 209
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<Les> i hate life guest 0 168
ilanbg: oh man, in school today i had to present a biography thing on... guest 0 286
<Cowbert> there isn't really an appreciable performance benefit using reiser... guest 0 10
EvilAngel remembers, a long time ago, when his bf at the time answered the door... guest 0 200
<PunchBag> haha, earlier i saw this girl wearing this T-shirt that had the... guest 0 97
<+h3n> hmm, it kind of reminded me of this "skiing" game i made in dos where i... guest 0 97
<KursK> can I ask a very dumb question? =) guest 0 149
<ETR> I'm a CS major guest 0 231
<penor> i hate the world guest 0 246
<Lanmut> what is a haiku? guest 0 448
<Nin10doman> A tail would be cool.. guest 0 78
<insert people trying to convince Kaelic to kick out his GF so he can play more... guest 0 170
If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, guest 0 237
<Arundor> I'm starting to regret taking a philosophy course. It's getting very... guest 0 173
<RizBow> man, irc is like one big retarded crossword puzzle guest 0 0
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<ShadoweOrbe> and in a cruel twist of irony, my mp3 player wont let me delete... guest 0 112
<Gnar> 64bit means you can run on two screens? guest 0 -3
<@D1-> my therapist called this kid a faggot in session. guest 0 -3
<tJmarshal> heh so hes like "you interested in a best buy card?" and in all "no... guest 0 213
<Lenoh> I am 191 times 7. guest 0 1
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<Evo|utioN> for bots guest 0 201
<Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western civilisation... guest 0 4
<Xdude> what's the best spyware elimiator? guest 0 101
<Dribblemandan> do you work at Subway by any chance? guest 0 -3
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-!- Topic for #channel: arafat left the game with 2309472385927 frags guest 0 170
loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad... guest 0 1
<masteralpher> I WILL RAPE YOUR ANOS FAT BITCH guest 0 222
<MSIGuy> Not as funny when you do it on purpose... guest 0 1856
<BobDragonslayer> The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song... guest 0 221
<J3anyus> shit, i'm very conservative but god damn, legalize weed guest 0 218
<Jet_Solo> Did I miss anything interesting? guest 0 226
<Bisclaveret> Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw... guest 0 534
<Ebola> spankmeistress: My tongue hurts, I bit it today :( guest 0 298
< Crew^> have you ever bought a prostitute, dupper? guest 0 10
<Coll[laptop]> baldness is an advantage in war, get the right angle and you can... guest 0 47
< lysol> this one girl I'm friends with in irc left me this comment "his... guest 0 199
<glasnost> hmm, i've eaten too much chinese food, i'm becoming asian guest 0 156
<KyleG> I know why aliens haven't landed here. They've seen the way we think of... guest 0 129
<Saikouro> they are showing a program about Analsex on discovery right now!! guest 0 129
<Celestar> I almost got trapped yesterday guest 0 73
< joshk> i met some dude at a Debian dinner guest 0 146
<ShadoweOrbe> am i supposed to conduct with my penis? guest 0 104
<Jaymi> I just put lotion all over my hands and arms, then I looked at the... guest 0 167
<@Invictus`> a kamikaze bishop? hm.. guest 0 3
<Ace_Reaper> ..i don't think god really will be happy with you burning the... guest 0 72
<ToiletDuck> Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of... guest 0 477
<CXI> shit, I was great at minesweeper guest 0 51
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[SPD]MFDoom|fr| is now known as [SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee guest 0 55
<@zeleftikam> yeah so on friday i installed this hard-disk MP3 player in the... guest 0 59
<influxsys> my girlfriend is usually really panicy. Like something is going to... guest 0 153
<influxsys> yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today guest 0 37
<Equiv> I once thought as a child that if I could whistle well then life would... guest 0 127
<@SyNMaN> IIII BEEELLLLIIIEEEEVVVEE I CAAANNNN FLYYYYY, I BBBEEEELLLIIEEEVVEEE... guest 0 127
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<Pirengle> I belong to an on-campus all-female D&D group. My character, Damiar... guest 0 189
<(dank)> so I was hanging at the bar last night, and I see what is possibly the... guest 0 49
<edward> they said that kerry didn't show much emotion, which is the same thing... guest 0 119
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<Larry__> Bush (Incumbent) 50% guest 0 0
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<@IceWizard> hurry up! guest 0 65
<johnnyque> am i your private secretary? guest 0 153
<davidmccabe> I tried making a parody of crappy techno. The problem is, it's... guest 0 227
<Andenno> My dog just farted, and the cat started looking in disgust. guest 0 89
<rdancer> frog_: *printf means ``those many functions whose name ends with... guest 0 8
<FennecFoxen> Anyone know what "ê²½ì˜ì»¨ì„¤íŒ…ì— ê´€í•œ ëª¨ë“ ê²ƒ" means? guest 0 93
* avar was very displeased that his history techer didnt get his soviet russia... guest 0 18
<@Unim4trix0> hey guest 0 38
FAP@Work: REMEMBER :) guest 0 127
(momossa) cubed: i want to let it go in her guest 0 16
<@avida> who wants to cyber guest 0 144
<Re2k4> wonder how many of those dumbass drug dealers have traded dope for... guest 0 124
<nightjade> I actually had a constant 6.66KBPS download once. It never changed... guest 0 65
<Hateworkboy> but this is IRC! the R stands for Racism! guest 0 6
<Steppenwolf> DNA = National Dyslexic Association guest 0 212
<Nark> someone mentions nachos and the whole channel jumps from idling bastards... guest 0 168
<DVS01> u ever try pissing, but u miss and u hit the rim of the bowl? and then... guest 0 -2
(+BarnacleBob): the ipod isn't all that great... i should have looked around... guest 0 93
<Keshu> I had much phone sex guest 0 107
<Sock_Monkee> i used to read choose your own adventures all the time. then i... guest 0 74
<BiG_10> gonna see if i can cancel my order of 6 gallons of listerine guest 0 110
<mog> I know this guy whose girlfriend has cheated on him at least 8 times that... guest 0 11
[@jmelloy] my dad went to highschool with Janeway guest 0 124
Whitetail: My friend said his teachers used to be worried, because he was... guest 0 243
<simon-say> asking for relationship advice on irc is like asking for computer... guest 0 177
<xtraverse> we were thinking about building the shed out of wood guest 0 49
<zb> so like these two strings walk into a bar guest 0 192
<Shadda> So, Like guest 0 243
<J_MAN> what sex are you and how old guest 0 97
<True> do you think that whether or not you jackoff affects your life guest 0 117
<BoomBaBa> Meanie, sorry but I am not a fat 16 year old whose diet consists of... guest 0 197
<Ne0rC> I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when... guest 0 119
<Alman> we have this japanese foreign exchange student guest 0 240
<vsync> cool, just rented Brazil guest 0 217
<WeirdHat> so I went to the LOTR thing at the museum of science guest 0 195
<SilverHammy> I've only seen that in pornos guest 0 7
<+Desh> oh god guest 0 172
* Flippy_D is bored. And Tired. And sexually frustrated. And hungry. guest 0 168
<monertia> !list guest 0 138
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<Ax1om> i used to get high on life guest 0 184
<DJvenom> ::::) spiderman guest 0 12
<@Hatman> Well that was fun guest 0 88
[ engineer56] im learn python guest 0 304
Eurous Ventulus: You're more full of yourself than a masochistic cannibal. guest 0 119
* +Rabbitoh pokes and feels his index finger sink into kc's leg guest 0 167
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<UnkNoWnOne> u do what kinda graffiting ? guest 0 52
<DJvenom> bash sucks now, dude guest 0 -2
<ozzy> Mace? guest 0 179
<Rogue> A few weeks ago my youngest came running out of the bedroom, using his... guest 0 298
Rich: Guess who visited my little brother's middle school yesterday? guest 0 72
Cochese: Facts, shmacts! Everyone twists their facts to make it look... guest 0 81
<Argent-> You know why burning police cars smell funny? guest 0 -2
<@allio> What she expected was a photo from a customer service representative... guest 0 168
<@Goremageddon> i use to fuck up alot when i started guest 0 1
<@Goremageddon> when i told you i dared my friend to suck the tit of a dead lady guest 0 30
<@Goremageddon> the funniest thing i did was when we did this cath on an obese... guest 0 74
<Taskman> fuck u guest 0 -3
<t|to> what qdb.us really needs is a "vote negative on all" quotes button for... guest 0 19
<Inuchance> rotate the computer case until the north bridge is actually north... guest 0 156
<harm_> today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless... guest 0 90
<FoxMulder> Don't you HATE growing up? As a kid you'd dread being called in... guest 0 225
<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the... guest 0 95
< lux> my toilet is dying guest 0 45
<%Lost> I want to apply for ircops =x guest 0 96
<Jeff> now... he probably woulda been grounded forever if it were gay porn... guest 0 11
<Angst_> Best csi:miami moment ever, suspect's name: Wayne King. guest 0 21
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<Darkest> One time I was supposed to go on a date, but she never got on... guest 0 199
<blister> you know whats sweet about et? guest 0 111
<Mac-arena> you know, if the cleverness of spammers could be harnessed for... guest 0 177
* Now talking in #eggdrop guest 0 120
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and... guest 0 304
<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right? guest 0 66
(4) helf: aaargh!! guest 0 146
<Nudger> The Internet is great, but the best thing it's ever done is when a... guest 0 323
janeannskinner: it's kinda sad that you're a year younger than me and we're... guest 0 142
<FlatEric> I'm bored guest 0 85
<Crispy> New Studies show that an American's attention span is guest 0 251
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<Rjx0r> long hair is kinda gay guest 0 192
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<jo> fiendish.... guest 0 162
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<Shusty> Do you think they should legalize weed. guest 0 228
<Dave> noooo mash has been canceled guest 0 90
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trillium45: So today, i was mowing the lawn and i could smell something burning guest 0 204
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GS_TheProf on a motivation scale of 1 to 10 guest 0 61
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<bobsquared> i hate it when i accidentally refresh the page when im half way... guest 0 17
<Tarkaan> Why the fuck is there a new GI Joe DVD? guest 0 -1
Rich: On August 25th, late at night, the Linux Fairy flies around the world on... guest 0 13
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* Aero says your mom is like a shotgun Monte_Kano; one cock and she's ready to... guest 0 34
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying... guest 0 202
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Montezume: last time I went and got my hair cut I broke a mirror guest 0 5
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<@FiYoG> the average human has 6 to 8 pounds of skin guest 0 85
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ingannilo (8:52:41 PM): it was occuring to me that I'd be fine working like 50... guest 0 124
<Tenor> how do i make z00m join/part channels? guest 0 189
<Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm masturbating guest 0 36
< The_Q> su - 9070b574c12 guest 0 92
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<Ariyn> though the last few days i've either dreamt of killing a number of... guest 0 110
<THX> i love this one. i told my friend when he went to jury duty, no matter... guest 0 33
Ozstryker18: how do u spell that flower guest 0 -1
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<Patrick> Where the fuck is Nick? guest 0 13
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Searcher> Man, all my MacGyver'ing is going to come back and kill me. I just... guest 0 129
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<Zak-> neuro, you can't be celibate if you're still in love with your hand guest 0 47
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<Marax> anyone heard of internet2? guest 0 112
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<Denisu> Hello. Dutch helpers enable ? guest 0 7
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<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to... guest 0 54
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<Cymbaline> My hard drive badly needs a defagging guest 0 0
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can... guest 0 67
<BiscuitLynai> 4 days from now is the anniversay of alliyah's death =( guest 0 82
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<TheCommiser> my PC now has 2 UV cathodes in it guest 0 157
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retry: you cyber at work? guest 0 92
<MAD> "Linux turns 13 today" guest 0 105
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jason: blood sister? guest 0 272
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<trekkeriii> anyone here? guest 0 140
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<X-G> DDustin: It's really about choosing the right language for the task. guest 0 111
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<Tenor> can i screw SS in the lung? guest 0 0
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<Fennec> gumby_jd: I know. A "you have been drafted" spam scam! :) guest 0 251
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<maff> this whole florida thing better not impact my ability to get a tasty... guest 0 27
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[n17ikh] olympics? guest 0 102
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<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his... guest 0 52
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<@Ytrrium> So i was idly chatting with this girl last year. guest 0 12
<Pelican> baka yaoi yuri kitsune na ongaku guest 0 13
<Fuzzi-Fox> Mox: us gay guys have a high council we report to monthly, for... guest 0 16
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<Phlip_f00d> wow water takes a long time to boil if you turn the oven on... guest 0 131
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<Syntax> Deranged, pull my pants back up guest 0 1
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(Deranged): I tried to teach my dog safe sex, but he kept licking off the... guest 0 -2
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<asdfasdf> You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the... guest 0 189
<z80> lets be helpfull guest 0 64
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<samako> my school's 69% white, 69% asian, and 69% pregnant guest 0 -4
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<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with... guest 0 95
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<pushead> nothing freaks out the girlfriend like graphic threats of sexual... guest 0 59
<gullberg> derb^ircdruk? drunk? :D guest 0 78
(Deranged): Bah, working without a day off screws up the week.. I don't know... guest 0 96
<toku-sama> pagefault calls his father "sperm" guest 0 47
<barracuda> i got a letter in the mail that said i've been fired guest 0 179
lazarius: I want a man bot here guest 0 0
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<Jigga> The forums are slower than a Jew writing a cheque. guest 0 -3
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<tardhat> omgomgomgomgomg new race in SWG guest 0 -2
J3anyus: what game should i play now that sephiroth is toast guest 0 -3
<claudio> (:) <-- HAPPY OR SAD!? YOU TELL ME guest 0 130
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(fleet) I once, accidentally, called my GF porky in bed. That didn't go down... guest 0 10
<Vaevictus> now... what to play whilest my torrents finish up guest 0 132
<Sebbe> When I was 19 I somehow wound up dating a 23-year-old (which was... guest 0 168
<Badtz> the only real question is will the movie actually change any minds. guest 0 -3
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<Chee|s|e> I can't wait: soon, marijuana will be legal in Canada :) guest 0 268
<cow_crap> ok I came to class early one day, considerably early guest 0 406
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<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate? guest 0 3
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<@Jedi> <@TheZEEness> SHIT ON AN OVEN guest 0 71
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<spook> i failed at sleeping yesterday :( guest 0 95
<+Neo> does anyone know where on IRC arch0wl hangs out? guest 0 -2
<Kenji> why doesnt this shirt work for me guest 0 11
<Rucas> basically someone started DOSing q-cat.com so i edited the DNS to go guest 0 -1
<mfs9> and there is a mosquito flying in my area guest 0 22
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<@jordan> fuckin' people trying to hide running bnc or whatever guest 0 14
<JustinCredible> so I was catching for my brother today when he was warming up... guest 0 98
(Nick): Remember that one time, when Razer put his name as `, and I didn't know... guest 0 134
<GLC> I saw this banner... with a chick saying "do you want to meet me?" guest 0 304
<euro-au> one of the vax's at work is on the filthiest (size wise) pair of... guest 0 143
<Duzzy> today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a... guest 0 86
<rhyno> okay guest 0 149
<ExZippo> I need some more terror guest 0 11
‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick guest 0 7
<SteveB> did you ever hear of this thing...called "school" guest 0 32
mistercow43: but I thought I'd tell you how insane I am guest 0 72
(Recon) but anyways... hows the weather? guest 0 81
Razer: Shit..DS is coming.. guest 0 11523
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< nocturnal> wtf, Morsan in swedish means mom, so i call my mom on icq Morsan... guest 0 -1
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<+Wynn> woo, I was so bored I just wrote a prayer to the ping guest 0 0
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<@spr|efnex> last day of highschool guest 0 19
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redrover1337: god I love metal slug... rented the game so I wouldn't have to... guest 0 0
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<fatlilbug> If my second cousin is totally hot, is it alright so long as we use... guest 0 106
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<Rjx> when a friend of mine wrote me a birthday card, she wrote "happy... guest 0 95
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<-Sheng> how's it goin? guest 0 16
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<maff> I don't like canada because their primary export is female singers I... guest 0 122
<everwicked> i can imagine the scene guest 0 23
<SocialMadClown> and your a wife-beater guest 0 170
<cynic> Post something on my forums dammit guest 0 146
<Jaeger> toms playing Call of Duty and he told me smokings bad for health guest 0 65
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<laurent> ls guest 0 73
<xenophile> the women i've been with who say they dont mastrubate are usualy... guest 0 156
<AdamR78> i told the headteacher i'm a ladyboy :| guest 0 16
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and i dont let people borrow my games guest 0 33
<@m4rine> everyone be quiet for like guest 0 83
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<@fusionrock> haha, da's mainpage has an ad for generic viagra guest 0 52
<finn> so I was searching tattoos on google, and there was a hot girl with a... guest 0 156
<Rjx> perl code is incredibly hard to read guest 0 81
<Unrelated> Wheel of Fortune should be called Fat People Guessing guest 0 87
<splice> i'm trying to see how many lines of moronathon i can provoke with a... guest 0 -4
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<Denshuu> McGriddle = 3 DDR songs on Heavy guest 0 0
<`Nick> my screen name is AlQaeda Nick guest 0 19
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<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work guest 0 114
TheGreenBastard: Similar type of story....I work at a garage. This car came in... guest 0 39
<@root66> i used to be high on life guest 0 136
<Popeye> my brother was talking to one of his friends guest 0 112
<Volrath> heya stumble guest 0 3
<tterb> any of you seen Troy guest 0 145
<`Riku> my god guest 0 36
<Daphisto> why does vin deisel permanently look like he just finished sucking a... guest 0 -2
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<GD> Florida Law: You may not kiss your wife's breasts. guest 0 97
<tammy> why do guys always try to act so macho all the time guest 0 115
<Coldy> "Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak" guest 0 97
<Bubbaprog> what do you call a resident of tampa guest 0 46
<O-3> is IRC internet-based? guest 0 52
<filmgoerjuan> for $11.99 I can send you a booklet outlining my technique for... guest 0 51
<scykon> do you know what would be funny? if stephen hawking was giving a... guest 0 -3
<tobaki> haha, my mom was listening to the new lenny kravitz album and she was... guest 0 143
<Jilly> i like bondage guest 0 130
<esmerelda> exactly what is it 28 days later than anyway? guest 0 7
<Scoth> Hmm. Good thing these order numbers aren't customer-facing. This... guest 0 98
<Rentasmo> it's not really that gross guest 0 131
(Tonin): solving difficult problems at work often involves steps in rather... guest 0 107
<ozwald> some guy my mom knows at work (ive never met him) bought me a 50$ book... guest 0 87
* NWC_Omega gets bored and wonders if he should attempt to make idle chit chat... guest 0 51
<_Dim_> w0000t, just got an email with a picture taken by a mobilephone guest 0 65
<@Xial> Command line interface terminal. :o guest 0 59
<Bog> people should always look at what they fuck guest 0 179
Einhander MK II: I really need a gif guest 0 129
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<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org guest 0 -7
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<sahal> 6 million ways to die guest 0 45
<kpt> any Java coders in the house? I have a question about recursion guest 0 107
<Nyschashi-Seikun> Hypothetical question, you have hot sauce in your urethra... guest 0 167
<scorf> enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of... guest 0 44
<@lude> I just saw about 50 NYPD B&W's scramble from just about every side... guest 0 51
<@ICY> ANY NEWS YOU FECKERS? guest 0 23
<timmo> my friend and i were driving someplace one day guest 0 97
<genitals> who gives the greatest head in the world guest 0 -3
<uidzer0> i'm fucking outta here.. peace! guest 0 95
<oD`Marius> Anyone got a clue how to effectively thaw and heat rice thats... guest 0 87
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(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) on a warez bot guest 0 172
<Paratus> In AZ, if two men or two women are cohabitating, and claim that... guest 0 0
<drew> hmmm I have a web page that will not render in firefox, but does work in... guest 0 39
[olleke] last night i was to drunk to walk guest 0 77
*** Anonymous is now known as Jayni guest 0 53
<Morris> I used to beat it for fun guest 0 117
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<pasi> do people there usually eat the college/uni or at home? guest 0 78
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daito+> it's bad guest 0 178
Miraculous> does anyone know anything about routers? guest 0 9732
<Archernar> is this where all the bad people hang out? I heard that IRC is full... guest 0 66
<mog> oops guest 0 197
<JoJo> man that was a great movie guest 0 224
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<Tres|Status> eh, i can't find a job because i spend too much time reading... guest 0 30
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<EmenEm> i was in the bathroom this morning shaving when the whole apartment... guest 0 250
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<Fonzy2> i remmebr the days when there weraonly aorund 5 people in teh IRC... guest 0 371
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<AaD-Marine> YAY guest 0 269
<the_stick> gfjgfjgfj : because I blew up a $152 PSU in the most stupid way guest 0 276
<menno> damnit guest 0 406
< Hossmann> school now guest 0 270
<Roscoe> show me a cisco config guest 0 303
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<Allahkat> I thought of the most awesome idea for me stretched ear lobes ever. guest 0 17
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<Freefall> http://www.strategypage.com/dls/articles/2004418.asp <-- the... guest 0 254
<Rjx> we should spread the myth that having sex with someone who writes in... guest 0 223
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<utopian> john madden looks like a flaccid penis guest 0 -3
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<rocket> any idea what can cause really horrible disk performance in windows? guest 0 285
<J3anyus> sweet jesus i need to get motivated to finish up this semester... guest 0 365
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<LabRat> google is smart so I don't have to be. guest 0 416
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<JB> Friends come and go, but Nintendo is forever. guest 0 274
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<_Sarah_> sorry, had a little visitor in a red sleeper show up guest 0 299
<Kaltren> Puppies are cute, especially as steering wheel covers. guest 0 168
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IQphat: you should see kill bill 2, it's great guest 0 315
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<Rjx> my mom wrote out her shopping list and stuck it on the door guest 0 496
<mafiaboy> it's better to be black than gay cuz when you're black you don't... guest 0 155
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<railed> overheard at a 13-year old's slumber party: "I WOULD NEVERRRR PUT ONE... guest 0 392
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<nerd> I want a fucking irssi session :/ guest 0 221
<BlooDMooN> ok, what's a petabyte? guest 0 285
<TGR> Dipstick: face it, EVERY FUCKING MALE in here would fuck anything if... guest 0 265
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<avorax> Homeland Security™, 9/11™, and September 11™ are all registered... guest 0 261
<Lucidia> you have to have the tell tale brown vertical line of... guest 0 -3
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<Zappo> may I suggest a "Fix it" button in every error box too? guest 0 238
<lolboy> she can't hear because of the penisbirds guest 0 257
<Rokkr> humor's a good thing guest 0 219
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<S_R> I feel like the pope guest 0 -4
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<W_J_F> where can i get a wav - mp3 converter? guest 0 183
<p2p> I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom with a built-in... guest 0 340
<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when... guest 0 177
<J3anyus> Dollar Losing Value Against The Quarter guest 0 228
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<Theogony> e and his community service guest 0 195
<gloone> most of the people in there really are geeks with issues guest 0 350
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<Fragas> did u have fun at the deb party mr hinton? guest 0 150
<tharaka> my computer said "shutting down in 60 seconds" guest 0 392
<Guyver3> wow guest 0 142
<@Jackb> LEXMARK SUCKS guest 0 231
<dmose> remember, it's all fun and games until someone shrieks "WRONG HOLE!" guest 0 246
<DrYvOutCM> man i know it was a terrorist act and all guest 0 206
<Rjx> now I'm off taking zoloft, I'm supposed to go for a 'colon cleansing' guest 0 245
<RHX> I swear, that fuckin Pink Ranger was fuckin hot as hell guest 0 129
<l0y4l153r> i got some questions about developing plugins for your software... guest 0 264
<ikkenai> wtf. guest 0 45
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<homerj_> DDR modes are like EASY, NORMAL, AZN guest 0 124
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<joe> http://joe.neoturbine.net:8000/packages < an incomplete log of everything... guest 0 109
<Rjx> when I used to play battlefield 1942 at the local LAN place I used the... guest 0 308
<Rjx> I had indiviual therapy for a while, but I stopped going guest 0 273
<ChrizzNL> err this is a C++ help channel, right? guest 0 385
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<ron_frown> oh god... this guy comes in and talks to my boss about why his... guest 0 94
<Kenn> This one girl... she asked me what brand my PC was guest 0 251
<scyth> you guys are bash.org mods? guest 0 90
<ljosa> CNN Breaking News: "Attack at wedding hall in northern Israel injures... guest 0 204
<Elvo> I show ppl empty DIMM slots and tell them it's virtual memory guest 0 197
<jonathans> Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and... guest 0 -1
<Djinna> i saw a pin this afternoon that says 'just because i'm a gay man... guest 0 341
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* ViVa plays with his privates guest 0 146
[sQurl] jesus is there anything that isn't broken right now? guest 0 223
<Shinigami> Why is the company your dad started AMARK? guest 0 137
<philth> I quit reading after to kill a mockingbird gave no advice on how to... guest 0 144
<TallestRed> WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! guest 0 82
<Unrelated> Does anyone know if its possible to asign RAM a phsyical address? guest 0 156
<msk> i am seeing Kevin SMith talk tonight guest 0 0
<Rjx> ah shit guest 0 127
<rpoop> when I was applying to colleges guest 0 -1
<umopepisdn> About a month ago one of my tires popped. guest 0 354
<Josho> haha fox fucked up guest 0 195
<The_Drunken_Master> you think i'm going to walk around butt naked, with only... guest 0 151
<Swight> Hey! Look! It's the bash factory! guest 0 -2
<@Montana> Damn guest 0 277
<jonathans> come yonder down to negroth bay guest 0 -6
<SlackDug> amn, wtf guest 0 32
<terra> I'm speaking UTF-8, fag. guest 0 200
<Steveo> EVIL STIRS guest 0 265
* Wong is trapped in an eternal limbo between sleep and the John Honey Building guest 0 124
* Sleigh dons the Jeans of Drunkeness +1 (-2 Against Bushes) guest 0 153
<Prophet_Tenebrae> charles kennedy - is getting a lot of news coverage. guest 0 34
<timmo> GOD DAMMIT AIM guest 0 78
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<Sooozi> any1 here into Coprophagy?? (if you don't know what it is, don't ask... guest 0 194
<Josh> yeah, I had to go to church tonight :/ guest 0 131
<CFC2> every have one of those days where you want to code but you cant be... guest 0 176
<S_R> I just made the weirdest thing I've ever tasted guest 0 198
<aardvark> hmm, my KDE has stopped working :( guest 0 18
<Philth> WTF? guest 0 224
* LittleWolfLS dresses in a Japanese sailor schoolgirl uniform guest 0 310
<Jerec> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for... guest 0 331
<Slew> I tried to calculate how many times better firefox was than IE, but my... guest 0 20
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell guest 0 211
<AnimeFreak> happy, are there any decent neo geo emulators for linux? guest 0 299
<Kurt> there should be a tv show "ARABS BLOW UP THE DARNDEST THINGS" guest 0 177
<clay> ever smoke weed guest 0 -1
<Rainman> i love licking the arshole guest 0 -8
<jonathans> you know what annoys the fuck out of me guest 0 -1
<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father! guest 0 163
XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane... guest 0 273
* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks... guest 0 0
<Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459. guest 0 194
<cyberdyne> This gook asshole pulled out and blocked our lane, so we went... guest 0 77
<unchellmatt> weewoo: I had a spammer pissed at me for reporting her "Free... guest 0 504
<port-> MadDwarf please take a bow guest 0 148
<medium> crrj, i complained to my help desk last night at my class about not... guest 0 133
<pantherqs> holy fuck guest 0 -3
<herbman> my brain dont need washing anyway.. its *clean* mother fucker... guest 0 -4
<gloone> i should throw this fucking laptop out the window :/ guest 0 -3
<NatashaD> Up until this last generation my family refused to breed outside of... guest 0 204
(scone) r u always in here guest 0 33
<t|to> I practice being a bash.org mod by voting "negative" on all the quotes... guest 0 200
<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard guest 0 451
<Slime> I think in ten years time I will look back on days like this and cry. guest 0 319
<kinzillah> pie. guest 0 166
<slippy^> i am evi| guest 0 209
<Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you start up icq, and... guest 0 153
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet! guest 0 266
<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile guest 0 142
<Heather> penises are scary =/ guest 0 7
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a... guest 0 268
<+Pie> i wonder if its possible to fap yourself with a 2000 watt speaker guest 0 187
* rik decides not to reply to spam whose subject line is "discount vasectomy" guest 0 205
<BalefireX> how goes the porn site Peppe316[0]? guest 0 111
<gorF> cool, I get viruses sent to my email as well as porn now guest 0 96
<Paradidle> I wonder what a dog thinks right before it humps someones leg... "I... guest 0 276
<Ristora> http://phrise.com/?34177 guest 0 -2
<Rjx> what guest 0 12
<Guyp> my mom wont let me go to the gym guest 0 385
<Rykan> you know your lonely when your alone in a room with chanserv and just... guest 0 151
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS... guest 0 1
<Blah_x> it says i am the computer administor guest 0 191
<Rjx> so I'm sitting with some friends in college guest 0 391
<Clutch> Anyone else notice that 'strap on' spelt backwards is 'no parts'? guest 0 378
<@skape> wonder what a cisco movie would be about guest 0 141
<Macdoo> lawnmower <----------what that? guest 0 -2
<DarkSong> oh lovely guest 0 227
<MrMiyagi> the older you get, the better you get guest 0 298
<Valek> Life sucks, I hope I get drunk this weekend. guest 0 178
<Josh> wow. my great-grandmother died :( guest 0 140
<@FarkStatsBot> think you need to reboot guest 0 100
<Valeria> This is my computer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My... guest 0 191
<youlepton> if they were asians, it would be r337 guest 0 77
<@BalefireX> you guys ever get into the typing zone? guest 0 239
xdev0luti0nx: I know a guy who plays with legos while listening to the mission... guest 0 209
<CkDead> YUo guest 0 3
<@Desimat0r> o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ - HEIL guest 0 -3
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<Eruntje> brain waves? guest 0 0
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<PovRayMan> wtf guest 0 138
[reeedobs] brb...got to go poop guest 0 193
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<J_B_007> you americans guest 0 -1
<eslice> the only correct way to use the ";" is guest 0 -2
<kisama> man the way i fool my mom for a bong is great guest 0 187
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> chaos? guest 0 218
<Drathian> does anyone know how to recover a lost sex drive......... guest 0 182
<Sushi> Fuck man I just choked on popcorn chicken! guest 0 -2
<opivy10> i used to be a lesbian till i got my sex change guest 0 59
<myhero> in 1993 i was 10 years old guest 0 -5
<IceWizard> hmmm guest 0 233
<Slidey> It's sad when you dream of emulators. guest 0 118
<reptile-> LkTrout1 likes to search out peoples domains. guest 0 -2
<Vajita> compare zeldas weight to that of mario guest 0 1
Lizzyw07: hey guest 0 -4
<SilverTallest> ABSTINENCE! NOBODY'S DOING IT! guest 0 123
<J3anyus> just cause i watch anime and listen to britney spears doesn't mean i... guest 0 154
<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye guest 0 292
<Lina-> i just applied for a job as a private investigator guest 0 195
<gorF> heeh guest 0 71
<Inominate> a portscan is roughly equivalent to a bank robber calling the bank... guest 0 227
<Jyrka> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding... guest 0 717
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> this is crazy: guest 0 187
<+Woody```> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said... guest 0 347
<FennecFoxen> _ guest 0 0
<smithers> do what the chinese do guest 0 13
<|6th|Hottlipz> actually ive done lots of bad shit guest 0 13
<WillLab> Check out this email I got from the cyber corps secretary guest 0 -1
<splice> escape from monkey island pc $4.99 shipped at ebgames guest 0 1
<Imiut> I'm so addicted I actually read the pending quotes too. >.< guest 0 95
<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here guest 0 -2
<fc9k> right guest 0 -4
<munchingfoo> lol, that might make a funny chat up line guest 0 106
<munchingfoo> mmh, thats a hard one guest 0 161
<Steveo> doing anything nice there duncan? guest 0 -1
Serrated Sp00n: Holy crap. My dad just told me has a server he's gonna give me. guest 0 238
<Calmino> my father purchased a mule guest 0 12
(lithrye) I'm experiencing an annoying problem. guest 0 126
<orion> i HATE guest 0 75
<naitha> nukes are like civics.. people have them to show how cool they are guest 0 -1
<jonathans> they're muslim guest 0 13
<homerj> there were a lot of black people when we saw bad boys 2 guest 0 198
<splice> blacks have a culture? i thought they just beat people guest 0 -9
<Wooben> Girls are all afraid of me too :( guest 0 32
<kurai> You know .. sometimes I long for the days when spam was just for pr0n... guest 0 147
<J_B_007> if it wernt for bash, id be able to wrok. guest 0 121
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xdev0luti0nx: If chinese food is too americanized, I never like it guest 0 125
<Chaos`^> ANybody know how to run a cd image without burning a cd in windows? guest 0 110
<malady> Hi Pav! guest 0 393
[Marc^]: hahahahaha guest 0 216
Serrated Sp00n: What the hell? guest 0 115
<jej> fyi 20% done defagging. guest 0 -3
<@Neon[UK]> <=D guest 0 119
<RandomSpork> know what's bad guest 0 138
<RandomSpork> I saw Dawn of the Dead yesterday guest 0 189
<AlmtyBob> wow guest 0 0
<tito> the first rule of fap club is we do not talk about fap club guest 0 84
<ZekeMacNeil> lol guest 0 244
<Ristora> brant: you know gullibles not in the dictionary guest 0 189
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<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER guest 0 198
<I|O> goin off to college guest 0 246
<@Matador_> put your $$ where your penis is guest 0 396
denisbaldwin: I think I love you... guest 0 151
<wardrobe> well that was fun guest 0 340
<RageFury> Ah, nothing releases stress like pr0n and Pink Floyd. guest 0 7
<DamianMor> IceWizard go and suck my nick guest 0 166
<Megasaxon> haha guest 0 189
<Backslash> You ATTEMPTED to commit suicide…? guest 0 330
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<pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to give her a hickey... guest 0 220
<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called yesterday with the... guest 0 332
<Tonitrus> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks. guest 0 327
<Brynneh|w3rk> im doing my girlfriend all weekend guest 0 221
<Zardoz> Damn those blow-up sheep. guest 0 208
<Maddawy> see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and jerking off so to... guest 0 249
<Rebel> I found a new way to make cool photos without it being really dark guest 0 182
<motolov> why arent the fat girls honest at least guest 0 75
<motolov> she sure looks like a crazy gal guest 0 55
<splice> Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al... guest 0 50
<Rjx> you'll find that guest 0 134
(Deranged): I fell asleep on the couch watching TV last night, and when I woke... guest 0 302
<Mr_X> I'm bi. guest 0 230
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<O`Slice> silicon, get your dremel guest 0 92
<huhlig> any rf ee's about guest 0 -5
<muh-hest> no YOU go fuck yourself.. I didn't mean to impregnate her in the... guest 0 293
<Shav|DDR> Gonna meet a friend I haven't seen in months guest 0 461
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<phoxxy> i was on the phone with a company for my business that was in... guest 0 216
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<Rykan> Wai~ I reached a whole new level of geekdom today guest 0 131
<interface|work> I need a marriageautopilot.exe program with an /unattend switch guest 0 10
<Opius>photoshops being screwy guest 0 953
<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man? guest 0 41
<+x24[java]> damnit. i just cheesed my fresh from the drier pants guest 0 223
<Seth> its sad when Perl is the closest thing to a girl in your life guest 0 133
<Neon[UK]> i'm starting a successful online business guest 0 186
<auxi> G2g class is over guest 0 190
<el_oso> I want to make my own internet. guest 0 137
<mkat> :o guest 0 387
<rgreene> she's depressed for one reason or another and refuses to do anything... guest 0 1
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<AlmtyBob> I once hit this girl over the head with a shovel in the alley guest 0 5
(Cloud): I see retarded people. guest 0 290
(bcuz) nascar changes thier rules, and now its on the news guest 0 114
<BasSCadeT> man my cat pissed on my bed the other day (this is gross) and i... guest 0 127
<BD_Hektor[movie]> how do i go about uninstalling wmp? guest 0 358
<dingle> i look like a huge penis with my head shaved guest 0 74
<DimaV> Anglophobia - Fear of Englishness guest 0 201
<Peter> oh **** guest 0 -2
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<CrazyMYKL> killall cat guest 0 75
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<Salomonis> anione noes how to use notepad to edit html? guest 0 -3
<r0ach_> yup, but fucking racoond generates a fucked up spd policy, which... guest 0 2
<+jeef> i had a dream about beastiality and i woke up with an erection :/ guest 0 92
<anity> bbyyyeeee guest 0 185
* VALIS is dumb. guest 0 112
<tharaka> u know whats stupid about phones guest 0 199
<Berzerk3r> my iq is higher than my icq number guest 0 -6
<eslice> i just got a vm from some random hick asking for doug guest 0 259
<@SlackDug> i hereby nominate "flashblock" for "useful extension of the year"... guest 0 0
(freckles) my now 19 yr old cousin was like that about the same age. turns out... guest 0 159
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<aphr0> hm guest 0 232
<Fonix> Windows told me to make a new password and I put in 'penis'... guest 0 207
(Blingo`) god my mother types so slow guest 0 213
(fleet21): Matteo, you appeal to everyone guest 0 158
<PittGirlie> yanno almost all the guys in irc are pretty damn cute ... whats up... guest 0 224
< nocturnal> GAH!!! guest 0 121
<antivert> One of them was a total asshole, he was like "STOP LISTENING TO... guest 0 680
Philth : theres no lag when you play with yourself.. guest 0 218
<utopian_fiat> I used to have 160 penis enlargements every day before I trashed... guest 0 175
<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people... guest 0 846
<@Jon|AWAY> don't download porn from stile.. guest 0 163
< digitalabsolutes> I always worry that the jews I am after will just have some... guest 0 271
<TheDarkOfKnight> When I was a seinor in high school we had to make a video and... guest 0 438
<issuez> k thats enough, im done be sappy guest 0 6
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are... guest 0 435
<Loz> I didn't invent the paradox, although it was my creation guest 0 289
<SexyTurd> oh yuck the most horrible wet fart just came out of my butthole guest 0 167
<drdank> Wil's not gay! guest 0 215
<Hamhocks> god damn i've been getting boners all day guest 0 118
-!- HanSkywalker [~mpolanis@hanskywalker.registered.freenode] has quit ["and... guest 0 -1
<djevan> ok i'm going to jump off a fucking bridge guest 0 265
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<PeteriD> Ah, yes, online insult wars guest 0 263
<Ethel> Actually, if we're talking about Spam, I kept a tin of Spam all the way... guest 0 262
<mouse> I think my pulse has stopped. guest 0 186
<Hamhocks> if taking a huge shit is anything like playing chess, consider me... guest 0 131
[iggy2k]: or 'consumer whore' guest 0 0
Opius: you wanna know whats sad guest 0 5
<crunge> PeterJohansson: Well, I use a GeForce and my GF says I'm amazing in bed guest 0 -2
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<Kosta> oh this will be fun guest 0 43
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<Monique> i reached a whole new level of internet geekdom. guest 0 311
Frylock: that was the best conversation ever! guest 0 138
Paulson McIntyre: hey, whats up? guest 0 168
<BlasterDRP> when i was three, my dad called my mom a slut once in a... guest 0 305
<pott> now i'm no big fan of the strokes guest 0 71
< neotiger> it leads me to believe that IE is more fucked than the average... guest 0 278
<@Jon> Someone signed me up for farm sex porno, penis enlargement and viagra... guest 0 125
<+Frosty_theoz> if being a nerd was a religion, bash would be a cathederal guest 0 165
<CapnWacky> Y'know how much exp I had to collect to be a LVL 43 pervert/LVL 12... guest 0 8
<AliceInWonderland> <--- DIRTY DIRTY WHORE guest 0 148
<pentup> i want peeps guest 0 -2
<@RoadskiN> how about if i build legos around my penis?. guest 0 -3
* J4k3 rubs his superior AMD-based laptop, with 640MB ram. guest 0 47
<CaRaB3lla> god des..i love seeing you so bitchy! guest 0 135
<@Darren> I just found spiderman goatse guest 0 39
< solerad> oh man guest 0 254
[ DanoF ) i think my monitor broke guest 0 133
<eslice> my little brother is failing english guest 0 4
<pithon> i'm stripping on my cam soon . check my profile for the link guest 0 164
<DimaV> aight, i am gonna go think about what i did wrong today guest 0 89
<mindstorms> so, you up for writing "definitely not a bomb" on your luggage and... guest 0 248
<@oblique> fun fact: spanish barbarians used their own urine to clean their... guest 0 124
<KArmA-> my descent into online hell is complete, I'm moderating up unapproved... guest 0 0
<@dekkon> i went camping in amys front butt once guest 0 -4
<mindstorms> i may not go down in history guest 0 217
<Fufie> bbl, will serve 90 days in jail for hitting a policeman six times with... guest 0 257
<jessie> I'm going to put on my skimpiest maternity outfit and go bar hopping. guest 0 6
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<WorkDug> OMG guest 0 232
<monkeydog> do burn victims get a discount when they go to get cremated? guest 0 199
<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU! guest 0 182
<goatasaur> if you ate nothing but corn for like two days, and then took a... guest 0 105
(jesus`) All your sins are belong to me. guest 0 167
<@Hibiki> its not how a woman looks on the outside guest 0 10
[@Alexia]There should be a sticker at the bottom left of America saying, "Made... guest 0 254
<Al> tr0n's mother left her body to science, but they sent it back guest 0 121
* HPLPB|Comp2 needs to wash dishes and cook pasta guest 0 44
<jonathans> that is so old that telling people that it's old has gotten old guest 0 138
<WorkDug> i guess i need to go back to school :p guest 0 114
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<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush guest 0 7
[ @Puddlejumper ] if I sleep, I have no excuse for screwing up at work tomorro guest 0 92
<ogw-iii> where did I see this quote: "When all you have is a nail gun, every... guest 0 241
<+milkman`bot> 9. Animal Trivia: The hummingbird is the only bird that can... guest 0 456
* Drummer_B has joined #emu guest 0 128
<g6|agbd|kma> sure, he's innocent on all charges, didn't you know that? guest 0 193
<_Zippo^_> I see Goatse as an Internet Initiation. If you haven't seen goatse... guest 0 108
<dekkon> when im in the military, i wanna be the guy who blacks out all the... guest 0 160
<+Shortman> k... can someone help with this... guest 0 -1
<ducklord> in earlier days, people took pride in combat and such guest 0 152
<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest... guest 0 288
<chiDEEZE> go fuck yourself guest 0 219
<kisama2> fucking imacs guest 0 10
brihana25: which part of her anatomy did j-lo forget to clothe this year? guest 0 230
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<ducklord> I'm having pink "waves" flowing over my screen at all times guest 0 153
<mjc> # Phone Sales Representative: "Will you be paying by credit card?" guest 0 185
<Badtz> oh hell. guest 0 54
<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans guest 0 101
<Celeste> hey walra, fucking me, to a man, is what a big bucket of fried... guest 0 8
<sarah9991> what's up? guest 0 186
<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to... guest 0 113
<@Lawn-Gnome> fuck guest 0 238
porkbelly: jesus fucking christ guest 0 246
<Lazesharp> fuck guest 0 10
<DrGrog> you know what's fun? guest 0 98
<HongXianShi> Is it a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton? :) guest 0 175
*** xt0rt was kicked by [noam] (penis, the only meat that tastes the same dark... guest 0 12
<goatasaur> that reminds me of the health spa that was giving a deal on... guest 0 210
<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D guest 0 40
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened. guest 0 3
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<prof3ta> i used to hate coffee guest 0 5
<delmore> i just fucked a chick i know,she squirted in my face, he he, how cool... guest 0 149
<goatasaur> she is attractive guest 0 173
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<Phaedrus> note to self, dont use the aliases page in mIRC as a note pad guest 0 121
<wild-> theres a large gay community in nyc! guest 0 8
<Lippizanr> part of me never wants to get married though. guest 0 150
<Trigun_> I hate Anger mangement class guest 0 239
<Bubbaprog> somebody told me simon cowel reminds them so much of me guest 0 216
<Kaisum> bitch your floppy drive just ain't reading my disk like it used to guest 0 4
<Calisa> Do you ever post women with good looking vaginal regions? guest 0 9
<Tuxedo_Jack> Apparently, if a cat sits on a keyboard for six seconds, Windows... guest 0 273
(fleet): I had a bad sexual experience last night guest 0 176
<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind'... guest 0 2
<jonathans> what the fuck kind of geek do you think ia m guest 0 11
<Hatter> I barely drink anymore :/ guest 0 8
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<ducklord> I understand religion guest 0 0
<Albot> Hamhocks: And t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and... guest 0 -12
<Alereon> I know more about cock than most gay guys! guest 0 -1
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<C8H10N4O2> you drink something that contains a part of me. =D guest 0 142
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<HiddenGenius> anyone know a nice way to tell someone to shut the fuck up? guest 0 206
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<Skizot> my boss is a moron guest 0 295
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<DarkForce> what timezone do most ppl here live in? guest 0 25
<Alvein> most of my internet knowledge comes from finding porn guest 0 171
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<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a... guest 0 1
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<MKendora> I get concerned when what I see on TV enters my dreams. guest 0 45
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<CrimsonKnight13> «Scepterr» racking up the blood alcohol level my... guest 0 -5
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<n3wt> Anyone have any scissors? guest 0 231
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<sahal> i hide my porn in .dll files guest 0 44
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<ruumis> playing metroid on the toilet. man, I knew there was a reason I lived... guest 0 191
<Pulp> Pulp ----> 8=======> ~° ~° ~° ~° ~° D: <--- Pulp guest 0 -3
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<Root> is it bad to break a pencil into 6 pieces? guest 0 0
<fred> sorry if i disappointed you, people have told me my penis is small before guest 0 543
<issuez> yea except i did everyone guest 0 13
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<double_a> everytime I check in here its like a doctors office waiting... guest 0 343
<somniloquy> nice. i told MSN my postcode is "bite me" and it accepted it guest 0 245
<slinter^movie> do u have a good porn site? guest 0 161
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<@JB> Then had your hard drive exorcised? guest 0 1719
<Gothic_CatGirl> Another network guest 0 118
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<`bare> mm this PCMCIA card smells soo good guest 0 63
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<Thompson> whats wrong wiv looking at your sisters tits and her ass? guest 0 1
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<gdh> Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell with anyone? guest 0 219
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<pilmut> that hilton movie sucked guest 0 143
<Naked_Eye> Anyone got the nude patch for "Barbie horse adventures"? guest 0 195
<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue guest 0 146
<Ender_CN> I read the bible, as soon as I found out god was jesus' father I... guest 0 302
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<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you. guest 0 153
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<@Ravnos> The Miata looks like a suppository with wheels... guest 0 184
<VariQuiz> fuckers guest 0 129
<Gothic_CatGirl> Blaine the Australian? guest 0 395
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<Andiroo> On a chanserv or a nickserv are there logs for incorrect logins? guest 0 -1
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< sahaL > my teacher was like 603.12.3.4312 is an IP guest 0 118
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<ME> Whoever thinks Gothic_CatGirl is funny has never seen two boobs at once guest 0 -3
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<Bringa> Anal Probe Day! guest 0 40
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<Raist> anyway.. gotta go to the vet guest 0 269
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<Nick> America only does precision bombing guest 0 369
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<DugDig> where do l33t h4x0rz buy their cars? guest 0 21
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<gorilla> yeah, you have to treat RAM like a 13 year old sex slave guest 0 326
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<+Ralan> atkins works not because its a good diet, because people who are on it... guest 0 363
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<notlodar> i sent them cash in the mail, is that bad? guest 0 161
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<Kool-Afk> did you know 65% of woman are bi-curious!! guest 0 154
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<Gothic_CatGirl> Could somebody open this pill container for me? guest 0 182
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<cjohnson> wtf guest 0 111
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<NeonEvangeliomon> heh, a friend of mine had his 80 giga (full, btw) fucked... guest 0 216
<tigergirl> Why it would be too early to say good morning? guest 0 178
<Gothic_CatGirl> I are yoshi! guest 0 309
<Jaxed> naw he said he was going to kill me guest 0 230
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<GuyClimber> BRB? Where are you going? guest 0 213
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<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF guest 0 181
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<linnaford> i went fishing guest 0 208
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<^gangster> jalljo: and btw, whats marijuana? guest 0 92
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<tofubar> i will sue for racial descrimination if u do not approve my joke... guest 0 98
<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a... guest 0 59
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<splice> jewbag sounds like one of those old dragon warrior enemies who steals... guest 0 -3
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<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia. guest 0 302
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<fataldoom> today i was looking at renting this room at this house that a... guest 0 281
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<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe.. "Just... guest 0 123
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<Melissa> What in the world was I thinking when I became a mother? guest 0 996
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<DarthWolverine04> i'll tell ya one thing, us swim team guys arent given enough... guest 0 441
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<Biggs`> X_Raided|, I sent you an E-card :) guest 0 78
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<sdfdtailgrep> Things I learned today: guest 0 342
<[noam]> this fucking downhill pinball bingo fucking shit in fucking sonic... guest 0 6
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<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and... guest 0 313
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<LuminuS> everything you like = gay guest 0 512
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<Karina> there are two people having mutual masturbation on my bed guest 0 456
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<jestuh> you know what we don't have enough of? guest 0 74
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<Dj|Work> If you don't have a console, the only thing you'll know of is MotoGP guest 0 116
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<[NCA]Spank> I was pretty dumb about computers. guest 0 474
<tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the mars guest 0 279
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<felix> what is asl? guest 0 119
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<Limitless> The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and... guest 0 264
[exilex] who here has a fast ass connection? guest 0 83
<Kaelic> Orca informed me I was black listed on the channel, when I wanted to... guest 0 197
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<Rumpelteazer> have you ever drunk hand cream guest 0 93
<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive... guest 0 403
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<@Xarpolis> I have so much Porn on this computer... ;p guest 0 0
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<gr> So, uh, both Gentoo's main servers and Red Hat Network are dead in the... guest 0 121
<sarah_mascara> and she hated her unique name. so she named me SARAH. guest 0 98
<warewolf> "It sucks when you sneeze with a dildo in, and inadvertantly become... guest 0 245
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<mod> someone was telling me the other day guest 0 318
<pads> He'll be back. They always come back. IRC is the only thign harder to... guest 0 191
<OldManPeterson> once, i was fucking this girly doggy style and she farted... guest 0 159
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< voodoobum> though in theory it has been done before guest 0 -1
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[walking_wounded] kmart guest 0 54
<Moushi> My friend is over guest 0 354
<DasKrav> I was correcting tests for student service a few weeks ago guest 0 693
Wintyr: I totally emasculated my father. guest 0 234
<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot? guest 0 539
<wildboar> http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/spirit.html guest 0 175
<rik> if i had a dollar for every time i had 60 cents, i'd be canada. guest 0 354
<Dekkon> i dated a mormon once guest 0 223
<CanOfSpam> I spent my lunchbreak at work stealing my neighbor's wife, kicking... guest 0 292
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<CanOfSpam> Linus has horns! guest 0 -1
<Neon[UK]> everquest arrived this morning guest 0 -1
<phox0r> phox's uncertainty principle of vaginas: "The inside of a vagina has... guest 0 -1
<DimaV> WHO KICKED? guest 0 594
<J3anyus> i learned a very important mathematical equation last night guest 0 123
<[J|F]> It's freaky when porn has good stereo sound, it feels like I forgot to... guest 0 458
<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on... guest 0 201
* RunNeoRun activates the Snow Scan guest 0 152
<Goonie> earthquakes are a good thing tho guest 0 263
<devil`> tap tap tap guest 0 5
paranormal_angela: Who the fuck wrote this script. guest 0 14
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<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy? guest 0 159
<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER... guest 0 644
Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog? guest 0 225
<Gil_AFK> I need to get laid. BRB, bugging gf. guest 0 188
* Now talking in #asc11pr0n guest 0 155
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<IanR> I go out with a black person guest 0 -5
*** Signoff: Chilled_Mango (Quit: I feel like a mosquito in a nudist camp -- I... guest 0 226
<CrzyViper> What's the McDeal at Mcdonalds today? guest 0 117
<away[bttf]> your out like muhammed ali in a game of jenga guest 0 16
<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE guest 0 197
<Roadie> i wonder how come i eat an eat.. sit around all day guest 0 401
<n0te> the reason i can irc is simple guest 0 16
<funk> \o/ <-- person in posession of pie guest 0 72
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<kode54> next quote up is #31337 guest 0 284
<everwicked> bleeeehhh guest 0 69
<adem> on further contemplation, halle berry really isn't all that hot, is she? guest 0 168
<C> l22r guest 0 175
<Jim_McNeat> Is there like a way to put a compiler in "Just trust me on that... guest 0 482
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex! guest 0 192
<Vorbis> hentai games are sooooo boring guest 0 171
<ether> my friend was a marine guest 0 -3
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<+Biggs`> eek guest 0 261
<DocHolliday> faggot revolution guest 0 -3
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(&Remmy) root@remmy:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach... guest 0 220
<hep> fo0 is a premature ejaculator? guest 0 10
[toastar[CODRadiant]] i'll steal it from one of my friends guest 0 -3
«UN_Known» got out of work early. I'm so happy I can just fart and fart and fart guest 0 -1
«Jordan` » Ah, the smell of crack smoke in the morning. guest 0 3
Heywire22: OMG CLOSE YOUR PANTS IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT ON WEBCAM guest 0 241
<kickthepc> kids seriously dont know how to spell normally any more guest 0 130
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right... guest 0 56
<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :) guest 0 0
DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate. guest 0 6
[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL guest 0 174
<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc guest 0 102
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation guest 0 9239
<evera> my LCD radiates...? WTF I WASTED MONEY =( guest 0 5
<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating... guest 0 272
<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake! guest 0 3231
* xXPr0dUcTi0nXx throws panik to the ground and makes him give PcChip head guest 0 126
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me... guest 0 416
NMCHAZ: how far can u deepthroat that?? guest 0 0
* Eld_stepmania is now known as eld_bf1942 guest 0 -2
<Haywire22> I made a mistake guest 0 -1
<RiTe> Saddam has been captured, his sons are dead, and his regime has fallen... guest 0 108
<+Segosa> hahaha guest 0 286
<gorilla> if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be... guest 0 2500
<matt> mang guest 0 127
<^Fizban^> I had a friend in college that wrote perl poems all the time guest 0 248
<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington? guest 0 173
<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to... guest 0 0
<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single... guest 0 360
<Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is it positioned on the mp3 guest 0 237
<dano> naw, i'd be nice to all of you if i won the lottery guest 0 151
<TheEnigma> If the old game of Truth 'n' Dare gets boring after a while, try... guest 0 119
<Will> O_O i keep my output of stupid questions in complete equilibrium with... guest 0 147
<nomad> then my comp teacher said, "someone sterilized a mouse, the ball is... guest 0 352
<kiad> wow guest 0 217
<G3-Game> VOOP VOOP guest 0 0
<[moose]KT> Quoting bash.org is like masturbating, people know you do it guest 0 72
<ssx> Saddam's just been captured guest 0 99
<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz guest 0 6
<IceWizard> time to call aol! guest 0 177
<MrSaturn> I think I'm gonna go to law school guest 0 131
<trenchoa86> i am penetrating your ass bitch guest 0 0
<juice> HEY DOES ANYONE WANT some HIGH quality pens? pens that wont fail you... guest 0 259
* FubarGrn says "I'll take a box of those Magnum condoms............and a box... guest 0 96
<efeX> I got an email off a clan leader today guest 0 189
.oO( KoHa )Oo. :good. do you want me to bring you anything? guest 0 41
<NatunkivityScene> haha im such a good pal guest 0 -2
<Kalin35> hey are u there guest 0 127
<DaJoob> is there any recycle bin type thing in FreeBSD where i can recover... guest 0 2
<killfile> Why on earth would you want children at all? guest 0 79
<bil`> everytime i go into my closet i have to stand on my bed guest 0 70
http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3 guest 0 -10
* Parts: hello (hello@big-donkey-dicks-1ADB5D6F.frap.net) (this channel sucks) guest 0 130
[Boogernish] many times i've loved guest 0 241
<Excreta_Pusher_5000> anyone want to buy a bass guitar? guest 0 92
<Bifrost> I'm sporadic guest 0 117
<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking... guest 0 106
<-Porkroller-> hey, whatever produces the most result with the least labor guest 0 39
Neo was killed by shark498 guest 0 -3
<electric_cabbage> when u feel no1 loves u,cares 4 u, and everybody is ignoring... guest 0 -1
<@IceWizard> fufFUCK guest 0 125
<Wonker> gay guest 0 148
<Drunken_master> A brief question, please guest 0 277
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<chaz> When I was 4 or 5. guest 0 333
<Kasidori> my stepdad wouldn't let metake a piccy for this reason: You may... guest 0 70
<ThunderClaw> I will warez as long as there is warez to be had. guest 0 115
* miss_m00 stares with bovine interest at the channel... guest 0 262
<t|to> heh guest 0 -2
<scar_> I get this visions of dr. Lk in his general practice guest 0 -2
<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies guest 0 234
<Kaelic> What would you buy for a woman? guest 0 260
<Snipah> I found an awesome hentai site. guest 0 331
<TriviaServ> mus.1145. Music: Name the Artist/Band that recorded this song: Get... guest 0 227
<CardboardArmor> Fire Emblem has taught me one thing. guest 0 158
<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer guest 0 263
<NotNot> Why does my mom cook brownies? They always go straight to my stomach... guest 0 143
<RageAgainstTheAmish> brb making smores guest 0 83
<Caffeine> i was dared to go buy lube guest 0 363
<jp-minip[hw]> pm me with romantic christmas gift ideas for ur girlfriend, dont... guest 0 145
<MeatLamp> they lie when they say that crack gets u addicted once - it took me... guest 0 106
<snow_veil> my system tray icons are multiplying guest 0 133
< hello> I hate the windows / linux fags that rice out their desktop to make it... guest 0 -2
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ give me butt sechs? guest 0 224
<lsq|busy> i can drink so much more than that, but then i have large frontal... guest 0 -1
* lsq didnt think you could marry a vibrator. guest 0 104
<FireEgl> *I* have guacamole flavored Doritos. guest 0 133
<BHG> that is the gayest fucking thing i have ever seen guest 0 -1
<madsic> I used to give my cell phone # guest 0 5
<wild-> a priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar guest 0 476
<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl... guest 0 325
<FireEgl> I'm hurngy. guest 0 57
* RaphX deletes the sun guest 0 191
<SiouxsieSioux> apparently Michael Bay wanted the project guest 0 131
<JFeeple> OONGABOONGAWOONIEWEEKIETOOVIE! guest 0 103
Chad: Wanna come over later for Delicious Turkey Gumbo and to talk about All... guest 0 162
<|--acid--|> what program do i view a microsoft access database file with? guest 0 7
* Antimatter glares at whoever modded his comment "-1 redundant" on slashdot guest 0 58
talking about 2001, a space odyssey guest 0 106
<hamster> does that text messag emake girls want to get naked for me? guest 0 -3
«%Jeeba» One time my dad made me close my eyes and suck some mollasses out of a... guest 0 91
<FooBarBaz> It seems a bit slow. guest 0 118
* timestamps kept for humor guest 0 -2
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<colombianp4> how can i download some hardware? guest 0 150
(@Clitos) hungry for weiners? guest 0 143
<The-Spexican> did i tell you about the girl? guest 0 -1
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[06:45] <Newfiebul> ok.. i'll stay connected, and could you PM me when you get... guest 0 168
<J3anyus> wanna play a round or two? guest 0 196
<+Raven> any C gurus around? guest 0 180
<JP> college course prerequisites are like navigating the diablo 2 skill tree. guest 0 231
(@tyree) i really think i should sell my farts to 3rd world governments guest 0 -3
<Feer> go2sleep guest 0 -1
jwz: this mighty hunter is now going to go bring down a wild sandwich guest 0 228
<Smith> why the fuck do you name your pen0rs guest 0 1
-edwards.servehttp.com- *** You were forced to join #GAYBUTTSECKS guest 0 -3
<Ali_> no canadian cars eh? guest 0 236
<@AfroServ> ?back guest 0 220
<MikeH> mike@thor:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach... guest 0 120
* +Yardbomb tries to make his cat swear fealty. guest 0 203
<SDS91> she's 80 pounds, it would be like having sex with a child guest 0 67
<Tyme> u aren't cooking are ya? guest 0 84
<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough guest 0 2
***EvilSpork declares you all to be extremely sophisticated Eliza programs guest 0 237
* Marine|CH is god guest 0 254
<Lippizanr> i'd be a lesbian if i didn't like penises so much. guest 0 185
ethun: this is crazy guest 0 305
<Kaelic> Michael Jackson fans are fucking psychos guest 0 163
<madog> because your a little pee-on guest 0 76
<Lizzie-Rei> I'm losing my flab.. by not doing anything guest 0 160
[niffie] I have no inhabitions right now guest 0 270
<phr0work> using linux is like using windows, except every time you try to do... guest 0 108
<ryano> but i still like tattoos and piercings on chicks guest 0 157
<cdowdsux> So my friend was telling me about how he tried to commit suicide by... guest 0 202
<God> my car broke guest 0 322
<iczer> oh man, this quest to get my chocobo license sucks guest 0 165
<J3anyus> i just received a sign from god that i'm going to get laid at the... guest 0 205
*S_R remembers orgasming over an AMD T-bird two years ago guest 0 0
* @cagey strangles the fuck out of the verizon guy guest 0 86
<MaTriX-> my cousin tells me "what does cum mean" guest 0 156
<DJ-Pyro> The average person contains 5 to 25 pounds of waste build up in their... guest 0 262
<Mediator> hmm....that troy movie looks awsome....I'll be able to jackoff to... guest 0 231
<Rac00n> Security Level: Paranoid, Maximum, Medium, Low, RedHat. guest 0 209
<Henke^-_-[CA]> what the hell do i buy for parents wedding anniversary .... guest 0 148
<frank> can you help me install GTA3? guest 0 10182
<munkey> back when i was a kid, i had a good wholesome role model guest 0 360
<Pixistix> I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete. guest 0 311
<Summoner> Archimedes, Newton and Pascal are playing Hide&Seek. guest 0 214
<Josho> Mac OS X 10.3 "Panther" Mouse Pad. Big. Black. And Powerful. guest 0 -5
<@Black_Dog> ryo: if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep? guest 0 153
<aphr0> FUCK guest 0 2
<clay> %addmsg <Lina-> 8======D~~~~ O-: <--me guest 0 -6
<davidc> wtf guest 0 -5
eighty7advil: you failed an art class? i didnt know that could happen guest 0 -6
<stu> if i could sell feet odour, i'd be rich guest 0 75
<clay> clay-----` guest 0 -3
<ryano> i think i sprained my thumb last night guest 0 -4
<Tik-Tok> whats a good newsgroup for tv rips? guest 0 56
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap... guest 0 397
<tilt> whats irc? guest 0 -2
<Wussie> I've got you on my voicedial under "Ugly" guest 0 -7
<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan guest 0 76
<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on... guest 0 24
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in guest 0 84
<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now guest 0 85
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I... guest 0 3
<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their computers off... guest 0 549
<DWildstar> ARRRCH guest 0 7
<sadsfae> why get married? just buy some woman you hate a house guest 0 41
<@chort> but can you trust those crazy dutch? guest 0 56
<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand... guest 0 53
<frostyburn> damn it, there needs to be an auto-formatting script in word that... guest 0 71
(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password... guest 0 159
[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in... guest 0 512
<Dilbert> if i press in on my bellybutton real hard, i feel a tingling in my... guest 0 1
<qbix003> I wanna buy one of those $100 pads guest 0 34
<freefour> i once had naughty-businesses so much with her that i made her... guest 0 146
(@ouchies) that chick gave me a weak helmet nem guest 0 -4
<+BalefireX> i need a shoepolish gnome guest 0 142
<Choco> If someone built me a new computer, I'd love them forever. o_o guest 0 126
<[9mm]sircrap> 1shot whats your favorite level in cod guest 0 10
<Assistend> wtf i had some prog running called Hidden Window... couldnt see it.. guest 0 90
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing... guest 0 434
<BosHaus> so far I've gotten $250 in the mail guest 0 198
[ blinko1 ] A friend of mine used to go to gas stations and ask for cigarettes guest 0 179
<Kaelic> I don't even know how I am meant to generate a random number in pseudo... guest 0 46
<tito> so get this guest 0 123
<Theogony> odd guest 0 242
<phr0work> redhat really fucked you in the ass guest 0 230
[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and... guest 0 257
<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!" guest 0 356
<Calisa> "After his arrest in 1990 police found photographs that Black had... guest 0 189
<magaggie> fucking isp. guest 0 64
* Joins: Raxsean_Decrane guest 0 2
<vermifuge> so i have this girl in bed guest 0 259
(Sprite): boiled egg? guest 0 2211
<@JFeeple> I love this commercial.... KFC's "healthy" pitch guest 0 147
<@SuperXdude> !seen demanther guest 0 133
<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude guest 0 148
* b0bd0g changes topic to 'THE MATRIX: BEST UNIX MOVIE EVER' guest 0 59
<+Miker-Bot> 6. Useless Trivia: "Crack" gets its name because it ----------... guest 0 -1
<@x1td> mental note: don't download ppls ~\porn folders before checking out... guest 0 120
[PFY] One time at 5:50 I was sitting in my room with my girl and my comp goes... guest 0 169
<rinseaid> they should release QT version 3.1415 guest 0 10
<lav> what the fuck guest 0 250
<+Tsuroki> Hey Steve. guest 0 0
<Finn> wow... in the summer we only heat the water with oil, now in the winter... guest 0 79
<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year guest 0 189
<MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to bed? guest 0 97
<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in... guest 0 36
<SpudMuffn> I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on whenever it... guest 0 259
<Pciber> Dude. guest 0 225
<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great. guest 0 369
<twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that had a laptop... guest 0 209
<Elfer> uh oh guest 0 253
<BoB_JonEz> well its true guest 0 240
<iPBS> you know guest 0 309
<dreamwraith> Girls that think oral sex isn't really sex are so fucked in the... guest 0 293
Tridao: i got 100% guest 0 345
<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now... guest 0 38
<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk guest 0 142
<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol guest 0 22
<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution Max 2 for only a week and i've... guest 0 325
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<Tsueg> Mithandir -- you around? guest 0 50
(SnapScan): hablais español? guest 0 231
<@kellyjo> old macdonald had a farm guest 0 236
<tek9> i brag about my bed sheets guest 0 -1
<animus> Anyone else ever notice that with each new release of an image editor... guest 0 366
<|Wolf|> I can cook guest 0 124
[r0bz0r] How do you copy the text from this IRC in case there's something funny... guest 0 2
<@Immelmann> YEah guest 0 200
<ThunderClaw> God dammit, my eyes... guest 0 147
* [NYC] has joined #emu guest 0 301
suicidal general: and why the fuck did u just say "non-ascii compliant letters"... guest 0 -4
<+ienes|kwl> I'm polish guest 0 173
[18:29] <steve> next summer i intend to do the 37.3 mile timberline trail as an... guest 0 32
<@Drag-oN> twinkie? oO guest 0 124
< godsmoke> you know ... the FreeBSD devil is called beastie guest 0 252
<KidHype--> Anyone try Fifa2004 yet? guest 0 132
<zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your homework guest 0 163
* Icy-mu cackles guest 0 258
<pcchew> i was at the dentist today, and the assistant guy was using this... guest 0 120
<Krispy_Kreme> i'm an IRC n00b, how do you idle? guest 0 96
<DJ-Pyro> oh boy..shit is going to hit the fan now...sco is distrubuting linux... guest 0 42
<icelandicdic> breasts do have a powerful effect on the male sex. I won't deny... guest 0 104
<dedhed> Living within your means is totally where it's at guest 0 191
<`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing... guest 0 627
<Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly... guest 0 159
<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows: guest 0 148
<Neon[UK]> this machine was built to be kept on guest 0 43
<tewl> ii think i may have accidentally drank my own piss today guest 0 0
<Ultimos> what's a fuckin troll? guest 0 4
<Araldite> Pentium make the BEST hard drives. guest 0 55
<Mike> i hate mondays guest 0 77
<J3anyus> lk's tiny asian penis could never penetrate anything though guest 0 80
<+T2k2> hehe guest 0 -4
<FraGMarE> why do all these diseases have acronym names nowadays, like AIDS and... guest 0 18
<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're... guest 0 189
<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms guest 0 213
<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont... guest 0 65
Jabba2442: heyo guest 0 -1
<jimx> Two families move from Lebanon to America. When they arrive the two... guest 0 824
<zybl0re> dongs guest 0 264
<Tim_Kwan> ROBAT DON'T U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? guest 0 13
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<@Wumpus> ctrl-f1 drzlebnt= guest 0 86
<sodae> vh1 illustrated = cheney + bush im convo = classic guest 0 150
<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a... guest 0 284
<AmericanIdle> DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU SLEEPINGIDLE guest 0 -1
<Kaelic> mmm noodles and chicken breasts guest 0 112
<J3anyus> something is wrong when a girl comes in and tells my roommate "you're... guest 0 574
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM)... guest 0 219
<@|101|> I got so confused the first time someone said they had a pot plant... guest 0 314
seanpark37: whats that bash.cx thing? guest 0 131
<Milao> Hmm... I forgot to pick up my son from school today, and it's already... guest 0 432
<Astrodog[BTEG]> Woah. guest 0 282
<@Alric> best doom mod was the alien mod :P guest 0 -2
*** Cushla (cushla@Cushla.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Trent Reznor is... guest 0 118
<BliTzKrieG|BTKG> I HAVE AWESOME NEWS! guest 0 -2
* S_R had a nice supper guest 0 -1
<@JFeeple> Loth: it gets worse, one of the preferred "methods" of hair removal... guest 0 109
<+Arilakon> mmm.. nothing more fun then downloading a german crack for an... guest 0 215
<regwaur> <nwmann> i've been able to get my tongue to touch the tip of my cock... guest 0 9
<@manero> this song sounds like a fucking fire alarm guest 0 7231
<Hurricane_Hasney> * Hurricane_Hasney hands RVD316619 some weed guest 0 90
<@crrj-lunchbreak> ROFLMAO, on the phone with my brother, internet is out at... guest 0 32
<steve> i woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, face down on the bed... guest 0 277
*** Signoff: usrbingeek (Quit: I patched Windows XP and all I got was this... guest 0 171
<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO! guest 0 81
<Campster> I went to a gay bar last night. It was fun. guest 0 -3
<RuKK> my left nut itches guest 0 128
<+Killgunner> Alb is my personal hero guest 0 71
<@MiMiC> I am the king of all men guest 0 150
<@Psycho> Bush has the guts to attack tho guest 0 199
<+Bort> you'd be surprised how many kids are willing to walk 2 miles into the... guest 0 241
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> So would the Borg be Communists, by any chance? :P guest 0 5
<@Tristan> Have you ever wondered what exactely is in 50 cent burrito's? guest 0 0
(+docviagra[bteg]) they sprung some suprise exams on us last week guest 0 243
<Guest15294> I've been on mIRC for many years, but now there is a hacker named... guest 0 165
<@MrSaturn> Friend of mine goes to Fry's guest 0 8
<Lepper> bob would you have sex with your mom if she were hot? guest 0 252
<Backslash> So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night guest 0 8583
<KyleYankan> im not fat guest 0 233
<ogw> ,u,ble grunt mumble guest 0 -3
<@Rad_the_Hedgehog> !seen Jesus guest 0 530
<ruumis> dude, if I ran the Catholic church, I'd keep shit real. I'd be like... guest 0 0
* zchrist did one of the most dumbest things this morning :D guest 0 192
* _Ben changes topic to 'The Late night Channel. No fun or freedom here. We'll... guest 0 37
<+Ron> I had to explain to some people what a firewall was guest 0 372
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come... guest 0 124
<Znutar> Sometimes those things seem less like "Peer to peer" and more like... guest 0 277
<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP". guest 0 -1
<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart guest 0 157
<DanHarris> i am very intelignt guest 0 66
<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard guest 0 4
<ck02> i found out today my favorite pair of pants is from the GAP guest 0 124
<ckx> credit cards are great if they're somebody else's guest 0 4
<Flaze> forum still down? guest 0 275
<PigsCantFly> the best thing about being asian is you can use someone elses ID... guest 0 216
<Mr_X> I once went fishing with K0ffing and we caught syphilis. guest 0 190
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day? guest 0 232
<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling guest 0 5
<Delusion> I JUST ASKED OUT A STRANGER. guest 0 223
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<LEitW> Hmm, if Arnold wins the election, will he remember it tomorrow? guest 0 133
< Diluted> Could someone please explain to me what a unix admin is without... guest 0 313
<MiXDuP> Token-Black-Guy aren't you s'posed to get killed? guest 0 0
<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday guest 0 4
<|JohnDoe|> hola. guest 0 176
<homerj_> let's all chip in and buy AlmtyBob a prostitue for a night guest 0 -2
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<Garf> Did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards in most IRC clients? guest 0 4291
<BIGMAN2121> HOW DO U JERK OFF ONLINE?????? guest 0 -2
<Zax`away> BUT WHAT DOES GOD DO WHEN A KITTEN MASTURBATES!? guest 0 190
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<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was. guest 0 186
<Javin> God I need to do laundry. guest 0 402
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<altus> yanno what sucks guest 0 143
<phide> I've got the Village People on my cell to confuse people as to my... guest 0 147
<blitzHOME> YOU ALSO CAN'T EAT BUNG WITHOUT GETTING POTTY MOUTH guest 0 12
<DjMadness:#linux> how do i mount my gfx card ? guest 0 0
<Doody> Man. guest 0 198
<aykroyd> the worst "i feel old" moment is when you realize the playmate of the... guest 0 363
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<Gabe> is my mic working? guest 0 211
xerim(9:05:57): Hey, guess what? guest 0 168
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! TiTaN has still to call that chick guest 0 0
<pakaran> How is everyone? guest 0 269
<Vex> Anyway, I'm off todo some meditation guest 0 52
<Will> hmm i think it be time i put xp pron on this machine guest 0 175
<Zap> back from raev lol. guest 0 230
[22:54] *** GR8SATAN is now known as Soul|SEX guest 0 161
<Kevlor> I finally found out where ugly people come from. guest 0 258
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<TiTaN> "If it smells like cheap cologne don't touch it. guest 0 9
<SmAuR> i got bandwidth that im not using, and i feel guilty, think of the poor... guest 0 204
<Edwards> what's wrong with having 20 thousand pictures of little boys? guest 0 140
<@kouha> cordless roxors :D guest 0 233
<svenmonk> My dad had a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra guest 0 146
<Alien> is porn like coffee? revolting in the beginning, but people get used to... guest 0 50
<Kenichi> toothpaste fixed 5 of my music cds and my friend's gta3 guest 0 223
<Archr5> Sava, $399 AMERICAN thats like 900 million Canadian Yen. guest 0 152
<@camo> ive become a better person since i started smoking dope guest 0 -1
<Breej> Hey. guest 0 201
<bobbya> anal sex is for assholes guest 0 263
<AlmtyBob> I'm going to have the girl I made out with come to my office on her... guest 0 317
<JRC> OMG WTF LOL BBQ P2P ICQ MOM OIL VCR ISP DVD POP 707 IRK DUI CRT... guest 0 -3
<Lippizanr> blargh. must get dressed. guest 0 153
<danamania> http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm is a list of... guest 0 3032
<Charc> Requel Welch looks good holding anything guest 0 85
<Devion> i liked eminem, until i saw one of his videos and found out he was... guest 0 115
« DR_Satan0 » but jesus i couldnt look at my mom while she is riding me no... guest 0 3
<+Luke> hi guest 0 17
<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood guest 0 9159
<Bifrost> BROWN NOTE > * guest 0 116
<J3anyus> i have a friend who lives in orange county guest 0 144
<ToR911> anyone knows how do i make a print layout, so that i could print on... guest 0 0
<CornFly> how can you watch a 4:3 film? guest 0 210
<MASTERrg> Japan ain't all that special. guest 0 22
<@Confessor> I remember one time in boot camp. guest 0 290
<Bob> Clive got upset the other day when Marketing emailed him a PDF of a TIFF... guest 0 259
<@kurteh> think i just downloaded a virus guest 0 89
<danamania> my mother has picked up some anti MS sentiment from somewhere. we... guest 0 324
<sendai> where the heck do you find a 6litre bottle of coke guest 0 291
«@ Dilbert» the trouble with anal sex is that most men's penis's curve a... guest 0 3
<FoxNOTICE> irc.foxlink.net going down for a reboot. everyone can thank openssh... guest 0 4
<km-work> none of my coworkers have done any work in four hours guest 0 235
<Huzzler> chmod 777 kouha guest 0 76
<suppamooh> your anus has its own gravitational field, which "strangely", only... guest 0 3
<AlmtyBob> OMFG guest 0 10
<liquex> w00t guest 0 462
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<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now guest 0 356
<Auri> Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, those are the best brands. guest 0 128
<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town? guest 0 190
[Asking for pictures.] guest 0 270
<innocent-eyez> i have a love/hate relationship with morons... guest 0 6
(joe) what do or did you do wedsday dil? guest 0 3482
<FlAWD> lol tattoo yer stop n shop card barcode on yer wang guest 0 16
<J3anyus> just got done playing gunbound guest 0 146
<LordByron{l}> I didn't steal nuthin.... I "reassigned ownership" guest 0 128
Anal sex is where you finally have your head up someone else's ass for a change. guest 0 -2
<+Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing. guest 0 6
<+Ron> ( E@3 ) guest 0 164
<mef> I like Jeanine Garoflmao guest 0 -1
<[SoC]_Runaway> ( " ) FUCK U TERRORIST guest 0 42
<LooSeLeaF> it's not your fault there are more livestock then girls in guest 0 3
<Aldog> whats nagging me most is i am still in the anal age guest 0 -2
<FOODGUSTO> it ended like it always do. guest 0 0
* @o_0 does some cool skateboard tricks guest 0 179
<Atari> Lknaked1 your vagina stinks, bad, plz douche. guest 0 -3
(@Kenni) LOL DRA guest 0 146
<kernel16> i think that if isreals and palestinians go to a kenny g concert... guest 0 0
Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered guest 0 182
<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess guest 0 172
<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt. guest 0 7
<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be... guest 0 0
(Zero-Dai): lol.. IRC sex gods guest 0 41
[DJAngelicon] : I will have a new site soon guest 0 140
<drugwork> like black chicks? guest 0 -1
<wwmrtww> great, lab partner calls me this morning guest 0 10
<wang^> man white girls go for $150 grand a head guest 0 227
<jebus> brb, sex guest 0 187
<AragornEstel> last time i was at a lapdance place i spent 700+ USD guest 0 82
<Scoth> hehe my mom wants to try Linux :) guest 0 -1
<voltzy> ok, i'm just not going to say anything till they adapt to my being... guest 0 126
<splice> davis took a swing at arnold's accent, said the governor should be... guest 0 92
<Lippizanr> agh, my professor asks hard questions guest 0 244
<+FuelDizzle> i wish i was a midget i'd dress up as a leperchaun guest 0 87
<interface> so much manass and so much distance between it and my tool guest 0 -2
<Guyver3> looks like hes fondling an imaginary barbara bush guest 0 0
<Michael> !seen my cock guest 0 55
<Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican abortion clinic. guest 0 -1
docsigma2000: jesus christ man guest 0 8583
Plex: Mom just called to tell me she?s coming home now guest 0 230
* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey guest 0 220
<xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants guest 0 148
<@jwz> "i like that unix has zombie processes... it would be even better if... guest 0 223
<+SillyHalfMexican> omg i found bl4des post guest 0 39
<tokenshi> Demogorgo: yar, that they do... they're impressed that i want to... guest 0 52
<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/pianist for a band... guest 0 211
<Bifrost> tell em to suck the bucket of 1000000 cocks guest 0 126
<aFrO> hehe yeah I found a prossie on the way home :) guest 0 98
• Nick: GayRightsActivist changed nickname to MavericK guest 0 1
< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool guest 0 195
<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix... guest 0 146
<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay guest 0 188
<flint`> well guest 0 145
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I... guest 0 326
<ncik> i just found £10 in my pocket guest 0 187
<+NaruNaru> i have yet to find a girl with the correct md5checksum guest 0 81
<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures. guest 0 153
(+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash guest 0 80
* Steele looks at his watch guest 0 253
<BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong... guest 0 439
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me! guest 0 229
<MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads guest 0 124
<obso> christ guest 0 225
<TheGush> I aint requesting, just asking if someone knows where I can get it guest 0 -2
<TeddGCM> Speakinf of motorcycles, almost ran a guy over today guest 0 174
<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t guest 0 165
<ryano> grape juice + vodka > red wine guest 0 39
* Joins: SD-Washu (~washu@12-225-223-206.client.attbi.com) guest 0 -4
<+wang|school> maxim is to shit like feces is to shit guest 0 47
<Mr_Mediator1> hehe bash.org guest 0 -1
<J3anyus> fucking LEET guest 0 154
<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION guest 0 127
<btm4k> ill brb - picking up kids from the bus stop guest 0 233
<_Ben> 2 kids. 7 and 8 for around 3 hours after school guest 0 146
<Xylene> hey Hawq, fuck you, you dirty sheep fucker!!! ahhh guest 0 110
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The 5E Tank: for your app, you wanted it to hibernate? guest 0 -1
<Synlor> want jesus to rise from the grave and rape me guest 0 39
lunacrow: what's red and crawls up your leg? guest 0 -5
<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. guest 0 182
<gloone> you've been a gamer for quite some time i hear guest 0 6
PudnaKP: yeah, dancing was interesting guest 0 2
<Supachikn> can anyone offer advice on how to de-scratch a cd? guest 0 6
<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera... guest 0 193
<cahla> if canada legalized pot i just might have to move there guest 0 7
<Dekkon> i used to deliver pizza guest 0 13
<Pheonyx> i wish there was an 'opinion-blocker' guest 0 8
[Cavalorn] ok guest 0 386
<MP0werd> sweet, labor day! guest 0 267
<soylent> Chemical Ali captured guest 0 157
<clay> words with ae looks cool guest 0 5
<clay> ive always wanted to pay a hot cashier with food stamps and then ask her... guest 0 151
<MightyQuinn> You know about those roman hackers. guest 0 319
<Kain> My grandma wants me to have a disco ball at her funeral. guest 0 568
<teekid> shooting air into my mouth with my gun gave me a headache x_x guest 0 183
<egon> check out, and turn in old keys, and that's the end of the old... guest 0 66
<Odat> I remember that time I told the hair chick to cut about an inch off the... guest 0 354
<hypr> im gay guest 0 143
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<T|Vegi> is iga here? guest 0 291
<zenaphex> Hmm. I don't think my mom has SATA. It's a Asus A7N8X. guest 0 3
<duxr0x>... guest 0 4
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<ath> you're too BITTAR guest 0 211
<Dilbert|AFK> my homopage is www.fark.com guest 0 91
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<Jeeba> I have a high temptation to submit pointless spam to bash.cx guest 0 -1
TheOffspring326: man some black guy called while i was workin at Dominos earlier guest 0 -5
<psykoz> my projected goal is atleast 6 figures by 30, but i don't ever care to... guest 0 -1
<Gridle> Mahjong and Nicola make my zits all hard and puss filed! guest 0 -5
<Gridle> i eat bullshit guest 0 -5
<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2... guest 0 139
<Hayabusa> I usually do really bad on tests, but I took a hepetitis test the... guest 0 160
<IngMeme> Victor Mancini is a ruthless con artist. Victor Mancini is a... guest 0 -4
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<TeeJay> Never work with animals or children guest 0 41
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<Livewireo> AOL owns winamp? guest 0 115
<DrFaustus> yes...we've all had our mother's cunt tightly wrapped around our... guest 0 229
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<Dj^eShovel> he will be like taking you like 5 miles into the woods, stipping... guest 0 0
<Boone> I shaved my scrotum tho guest 0 -2
<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing. guest 0 65
<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there. guest 0 94
<Killrbyte> !googlepop "anal sex";"oral sex" guest 0 233
<outlawpoet> building your own girlfriend is not masturbation unless you can... guest 0 5
<ToiletDuk> ultimate porn movie = an 8 year old girl with a penis, tied up and... guest 0 -5
<sir haides> you wanna know what i did? guest 0 61
<jjfate> does forking come after spooning? guest 0 193
(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks guest 0 268
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(ally^): thats if you dont mind dancing with a preg chick guest 0 40
<idsif> you're smarter than the average american guest 0 9157
<zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are... guest 0 226
<BD|Aweh> just like i pay £1m for every condom i use due to the size of it... guest 0 23
<Jamie> my toilet paper smells good guest 0 -2
<Urashima> I wonder if it's morally defensible to kill my neighbours for having... guest 0 149
<NES> lol guest 0 575
<ascian> guess what stupid thing i just did. guest 0 210
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<niteshade> it's called ucontrol guest 0 191
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<sifar> anybody know the name of the dance with sounds made with tapping feet? guest 0 -1
<Caffiend> man, i wish i could just go somewhere, and ask for tits guest 0 56
<Lepper> I would like to be able to order groceries online using mIRC. And... guest 0 124
<Dekkon> i hate it when people think 8-track and ATRAC are the same thing ;[ guest 0 0
<Mike468> theres nothing funnier than watching your 13 year old little brother... guest 0 160
<Arai> I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing. guest 0 7913
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<BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men guest 0 9254
<DNAspark99>Why would I want to join the army and throw away my life to the... guest 0 38
<FroSTy_> i had an all night lan party last night :) guest 0 138
<[DP]BaD_DoG> ya death_dog says hpbs have an advantage over lpbs cuz they have... guest 0 0
<icorislicoris> does anyone else have this problem where if you open your mouth... guest 0 112
<luqin> senior year guest 0 7247
<CptnJustc> Man, Amazon still has that 'Amazon Exclusive! Order Your Segway... guest 0 -1
<Infe> i wonder if they'd let a plane go with like 200 arabs who all booked... guest 0 0
<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government guest 0 4
<Infe> http://www.tacobell.com/2003recall/ guest 0 -1
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<kooKyGuY> i hate error boxes that wont go away even when i click cancel guest 0 120
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<auntbunny> meandthespacebarhadanargumentandnowwearenttalking guest 0 336
<BitS> my friends athlon 1600 with gf2mx400 runs SWG as fast as my athlon3000... guest 0 118
<Firefly> Time for my prayers: guest 0 201
*** Jordash is now known as PolicemanJ guest 0 -5
<Dekkon> i wonder what it takes to join the cia guest 0 63
<Bruce> You know the mile high club? guest 0 238
<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg guest 0 225
<wfg> at one place I worked, someone had an "rm -fr" in a build script for... guest 0 215
<RickoniX> Ooh, QDB2 guest 0 125
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<mef> Palolstine guest 0 0
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<karynn> someone is attempting to eat my arm guest 0 145
<KentuckyFriedChildren!rdthdr@65.234.179.222> whats a good firewall? guest 0 -4
<mef> World Trade Center_people jumping from building.avi guest 0 -2
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<DrPoole> she just emailed me. "you are a fucking prick" guest 0 317
<Lepper> just talk in english, dont try to get all fancy gay on me guest 0 0
<Mongvar> .de go develope the pictures for christs sake :P guest 0 3
<orphik> dialup is like the small penis of the internet guest 0 88
<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated my dog... guest 0 10
<tito> asl guest 0 178
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[00:01] <chewy> </christmas> guest 0 57
<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house guest 0 275
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified... guest 0 142
<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont... guest 0 215
<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire. guest 0 149
ùíù haxgirl [haxgirl@got-owned.by-the.usfederalagencies.net] has joined #emu guest 0 107
<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet guest 0 216
<@Dock> I crushed my cpu guest 0 -1
<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN... guest 0 210
<naga> so how long can nicknames be? guest 0 230
<Daisuke> yea, sucking cocks is fun guest 0 174
liz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to... guest 0 361
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<Lepper> it was trinity launching her attack on teh matrix guest 0 2
<manda> you know, to get a degree, you have to think about something other than... guest 0 266
<Magus`> My mom keeps assuming I'm gay. guest 0 356
<@Eldritch> I once said no to sex in favor of diddy kong racing since I was... guest 0 235
<@michael> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream... guest 0 127
<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO guest 0 263
<VeryCoolCat> what would ya do if ya woke up in middle earth in a cage, and a... guest 0 -1
« @mokujin_ » they should make sperm-powered cars. solve the energy crisis... guest 0 68
* tito sets mode: +b CHANFIX!*@* guest 0 -3
<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn. guest 0 10
<^bret^> good lord you're dumb. I wish Charles Darwin was alive, so I could... guest 0 270
[Lycanthor]: Own it then. This machine is public useage. guest 0 98
<yaynana> anyone here ever done a dual penitration before? guest 0 224
<mattyo> A long long time ago guest 0 0
<clay> the size of a nose in the jewish community is a determining factor of... guest 0 -4
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<Aokromes> what HOTTT guest 0 4
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<icmp> last night i went out with this chick, she wanted to give me a handjob i... guest 0 169
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<Aeturnus> bunckadoodle doo, with you and tanya, there's always teat for two guest 0 -1
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<Lowridah> I want to know what arnold's political agenda is guest 0 -2
<yelworc> i need a registration code for "the all seeing eye" guest 0 211
<fastb> lol apple have the g5 out. its must be slower than the p4 because they... guest 0 166
<danamania> oh this is lovely - mum went to the vet to pick up sasha, and... guest 0 287
<Zondark> im sorry man guest 0 -3
<[Piratez]> lol i had ice in ma glass, i left it for a while, i just took a... guest 0 122
<mef> heh, my roommate's ex-gf has a blog but keeps moving it because we keep... guest 0 115
LiL Kitten587: shut up guest 0 132
<@kingmob> does ms outlook speak nntp? guest 0 91
<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable? guest 0 304
<Hatter> I'm gonna try routing the ds3 and 3 t-1 lines through a single cisco... guest 0 94
<Low`DOHC> I'm not god... guest 0 197
knockout: yo brian, i just bought a shit load of weed! guest 0 230
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come... guest 0 128
<G3-Game> wtf? guest 0 80
<BlueCube> the term i used to search for them wasn't even gay guest 0 0
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<Conjurer> shaddup spic guest 0 -2
<@rzr_grl> wow. guest 0 180
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<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to... guest 0 200
<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities? guest 0 227
<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine... guest 0 323
<ikaro> asdasd guest 0 141
<fred> oh yeah and he asked me " the naval service is a fighting force. how do... guest 0 115
<Fufie> I'm looking forward to Cage as superman guest 0 101
<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music... guest 0 185
<noxic> jon is a power house guest 0 19
<fred> my kitten left little presents for me all around the kitchen this... guest 0 318
<publius> i love smoked meat guest 0 -6
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<NikJam> gonna take a shower guest 0 180
<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit. guest 0 39
<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell guest 0 59
<zdog> Cuz you're stupid. guest 0 263
<mef> USB > USA guest 0 145
Maidros says "They had me evaluate network monitoring software last year." guest 0 334
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<blue09> i think i have proof that there is a god guest 0 3
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<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina! guest 0 215
<fred> i say, you shoot three people, because they won't make you apple pie... guest 0 205
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<@kingmob> oh, yes, the poor downtrodden welsh. guest 0 158
<davidc> there once was vaginal secretion guest 0 5
<blue09> yes! guest 0 186
<wild-> oh its the hives that sing it guest 0 6
<Nameless[Breadanics]> stay away from my girlfriend ds!!! guest 0 56
<ThenaROX> can anyone think of a kool quit message that isnt already taken? guest 0 23
<blue09> Eldritch, did you buy the game, or, *cough* guest 0 282
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<davidc> langdon you should have your .net app access a php web service that... guest 0 7
<Insomniak> Did anyone else get a boner from watching The Lion King? guest 0 3
<VeryCoolCat> oh god, im gonna watch out what videos i download on the net guest 0 103
« xfade7 » competition is where you lower the bar to your chest, and a judge... guest 0 0
<Mr_Rabies> that is proper guest 0 38
<Josho> !pending guest 0 -3
<psypete> ooooo! guest 0 237
(chronicle) i want to see a video of a woman giving birth so i can see exactly... guest 0 -1
<nasna> i'm a day a head of you all, 9/11 happened on the 10th here guest 0 1
<pHluid> Uh... guest 0 -2
<Wisdom> For once it would be nice to see a well-adjusted main character. guest 0 241
<Nimduin> I'm black. In a white kind of way. guest 0 117
<PhoenixUltima> Why the hell do you think people believe in Jesus? guest 0 24
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<Thom> I'm British. In history classes over here to study world war two someone... guest 0 351
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* Kirby is now known as Sandman` guest 0 31
<danamania> I feel like such a nerd. I was watching a discovery channel... guest 0 98
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<tuls> i'll never tell guest 0 4
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<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN guest 0 1
<gixxerca> Read Romans 1:26-32 to learn more about same sex relationships. guest 0 91
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<poopy> Out of convicted rapists, 57% admitted to reading pornography. 95%... guest 0 189
<Quiksilve> is there any other free domains than .tk? guest 0 42
* OxD kicks rbastic in the nuts guest 0 43
<rbastic> OxD: no, i know gays, and i'm comfy w/ it. guest 0 0
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<LM> DirectX 9.0b Officially Released guest 0 -3
<Boone|Werk> dna's mom has a cock? guest 0 -1
<Ransid> hey im already running for president guest 0 0
<Wilen> the leghumping of death! guest 0 101
<mef> stupid roommate.. unplugged the router guest 0 236
<mef> <chem> IM my friend gray then guest 0 125
<kewsh> brb concluding my shower guest 0 207
<@n0th1ng> i hate when shit intertwines with my dream, like im fucking some... guest 0 129
<azmo> !fact guest 0 183
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<WaSp> nice day outside guest 0 202
(HamWork) worst thing you can do while walking to the bathroom when you have to... guest 0 184
<+n0th1ng> after sex like 3 times a day with a girl, jacking off is really gay guest 0 212
<@jilt> my dad had to put that shit on my nut sack guest 0 107
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<+stackman> you got laid? guest 0 280
<tekneeq-> i just realized my ethernet cable reaches all the way to the bathroom guest 0 211
* Topic is 'you couldn't soak up my flow wit an aids quilt' guest 0 -1
<B_Goodin> Self deprecation is always amusing guest 0 105
<Pioneer> [ Lazesharp ] guess what i found guest 0 11
<Pioneer> dual screen rox guest 0 85
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<_Zippo_> I really REALLY wish my mother would stop saying "Woot" on ICQ. :( guest 0 263
<Stikes> I HATE fighting with gf online gah guest 0 111
<Fox> monty guest 0 132
<TheLarry> porn... exists guest 0 56
<EvilSpork> nah guest 0 140
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<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to... guest 0 194
<PLUR4Life> COUCH guest 0 335
<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie? guest 0 244
larry <AUTO-REPLY> : sleeping so i can go to harlem 2morrow before werk... if... guest 0 123
(@opp-noobs-) 27. A catholic minister is known as a? guest 0 78
<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones guest 0 172
<initializ> try chomp? guest 0 -1
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Sarah Barran: hahah guest 0 -1
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<Sight^> crap guest 0 75
<jokkc> whatever guest 0 207
(Dice) i thought an IRC connection to gamesNET came with CS retail guest 0 -2
<@Albatross[BTEG]> I have power titties guest 0 0
<jay> i was so tired i started seeing shit, it was really crazy guest 0 242
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Sarah Barran: pron juss sux guest 0 -4
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* woodss has Favourites guest 0 135
<Kaboon> hehehe\ guest 0 20
<Jubei-> sup nigs guest 0 123
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<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking guest 0 1
<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month. guest 0 173
<Puthuff[pWg]> cg: how would youcopy a string to the clipboard thru the use of... guest 0 0
<Ash> Hatter is a fountain of wit. I'm a master of emoticons. scar_ is... guest 0 223
<phreakinb> holy shit guest 0 -5
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<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this. guest 0 67
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no... guest 0 266
<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's... guest 0 200
* Now talking in #freebsd guest 0 308
*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses guest 0 179
<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair guest 0 0
<Sinclair-> geez guest 0 173
<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made guest 0 -3
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's... guest 0 259
<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts guest 0 2
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<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant... guest 0 151
<@John> why does there have to be sunlight guest 0 245
<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data... guest 0 201
<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot guest 0 4
<JaYoNaIsE> i'll be back in a bit gonna clean room up a bit guest 0 90
<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS guest 0 13
* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE' guest 0 120
* Keeshi slaps Dark around with a large spiked dildo. guest 0 148
<The_FOO> Zocor's is pretty funny guest 0 113
<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's... guest 0 274
<jay> looking at these xp boot screens with Catherine Zeta Jones guest 0 0
<IONIZE> asl sta_hi guest 0 6
< toby_> whats wrong with itanium? guest 0 13
ShatteredArcadia: but sodomy is JAIL TIME! guest 0 113
Althanus: Today children on Mr. Willie's Magic Slong-Dong Ride the letter of... guest 0 -1
<andypandy7> she is uber nice, http://koti.mbnet.fi/bleach/pebat/Ass_058.html guest 0 79
<darkjedi> xandy: well - to repent - go spank the monkey for a while...that... guest 0 119
<jerico> Startship troopers is my favorite movie. I think I know every line. It... guest 0 162
<mattitude> <E-GOD> preinfo ›› American.Idol.S02E39-FTV ›› May-22-2003 @... guest 0 0
<avarrin> sup manda guest 0 34
CuteSkidz: stealth panda sucks guest 0 116
<Lestat> Fuck these ping timeouts. guest 0 83
<]|-|[> that was not sarcasm guest 0 206
<Skeith> It may be a sin to kill a mockingbird, but it's just stupid to mock a... guest 0 192
<Data> I majored in sex. guest 0 159
[Derek PING] guest 0 196
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<@Axiim> In the second matrix I was a pretty good cook guest 0 0
onkeybutt87: I mean... television provided me with one concept of the world guest 0 116
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* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy> It's like free... guest 0 111
( Eric ) i enjoy being able to just jump out of bed and be ready guest 0 -1
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<skore> "He said on IRC that he has some drugs, go and get him" guest 0 58
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<Bmxer> im tired guest 0 -1
<ptw> rofl guest 0 19
<Macphisto> That'll do frenchman, that'll do. guest 0 127
* OnACloud (dilistener@IN-8A96057.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined guest 0 152
<Zippy2> im a poor sob guest 0 1
<Jack> lighting Technician at the Lace Market theatre guest 0 0
<Jack> i am 14 yr old boy and have had very very good news guest 0 0
<Corster> ops plz? guest 0 120
<pL1> atomic clocks are for wussies... i use the sun to tell the time... guest 0 273
<Dabz|Work> it IS friday today isn't it? guest 0 264
<esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd... guest 0 -7
<cyber`> I'm masterbation certified guest 0 -2
<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed guest 0 -1
<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight guest 0 230
<@Rjx> I just spent 3 minutes trying to find the wire to my headphones guest 0 127
<+tfg> pfft guest 0 -1
<McMoo> i've just learned that cars will always either 1. not look where... guest 0 81
<BFC|Zlaxzzor-> I had to change netwok card 3 times to get the computer to... guest 0 23
<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... guest 0 176
<Net Force7000> I am the Matrix. guest 0 49
<FireEgl> so hurngy =( guest 0 153
<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by... guest 0 4
<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend guest 0 311
<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the... guest 0 74
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being gangbanged by... guest 0 193
<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my shit into a... guest 0 23
<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes guest 0 132
<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha guest 0 103
phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no guest 0 1
<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the... guest 0 182
<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest fucking shit in the... guest 0 -1
<antiuser> man guest 0 80
<Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good... guest 0 1118
<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma? guest 0 27
<@Harpana_Rocks> I won, I won! I beat the toilet...I was finally able to wipe... guest 0 17
<MSN-02> MARCUS! guest 0 168
<Talaysen> ...I used to get an erection watching the My Little Pony movie. I... guest 0 91
<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our... guest 0 243
<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the... guest 0 241
<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate... guest 0 -2
<Trivbot0> What is South Korea's national dish called? guest 0 100
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs guest 0 208
<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE... guest 0 270
<Geezus-stick> irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind guest 0 0
<WillaCuz> *sigh* guest 0 268
<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat... guest 0 138
<LkAway1> I go up to random people on the street and tell them, "MrT loves you." guest 0 0
<pLADASK> damit i cant spell. need to update my keyboard drivers or summin guest 0 121
<zztzed> I'm trying Audiogalaxy's Rhapsody thing. I'm expecting it to suck, so... guest 0 5
<teferi> Argh, ate a bowel of ramen and I'm still famished guest 0 -4
<supz> what is better, butt pirates of the carribean or league of gay gentlemen? guest 0 0
<@kingmob> yeah, it's definitely a three-cup-of-coffee day guest 0 64
<bishead> 8===========================> guest 0 62
<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o guest 0 54
<Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny. guest 0 126
<ripper> I told u I was hardcore guest 0 -7
<Monkey> I once ate at an Irish restaurant in China Town, D.C. guest 0 158
<Gravity->: www.realdoll.com (NWS) i mean.. these guys put WAY to much... guest 0 270
<@timmo> man guest 0 93
<WiLLSTiFF> I just have a small problem.. guest 0 41
<timmo> the hulk fists are badass guest 0 54
<fr30n> so you married guest 0 99
* @FrozenFood goes to /knock and /run guest 0 -1
<willo> so guest 0 107
<hkhenson> we may need to modify the expected collision between our galaxy and... guest 0 333
<MRAmes> In some lanuages I have used, a symbol like a circumflex ^ over the... guest 0 143
<tmoenk> Alan Grimes.. guest 0 62
<eg0mech> Someday you'll find that special girl, give her a couple dollars, and... guest 0 169
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please. guest 0 220
<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik guest 0 113
<taglin> ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to add drives? guest 0 226
(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old guest 0 1
<`dsx-efnex> you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity to a paper cup guest 0 -1
This is Unix & Netware country, on a quiet night, you can hear NT reboot. guest 0 -1
<oblique> i dated a canadian once guest 0 157
<azathoth> why can't alyssa milano live next door to me, be lonely and need the... guest 0 254
<Extigy> Ships are Long, Hard and full of sea men! guest 0 131
<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album guest 0 103
<Vexer`> i'm arabic / muslim guest 0 114
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too guest 0 196
<Enrico> do you like your co-workers guest 0 222
<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1 guest 0 68
<cyborgd17> this is fucked up, i hadn't jerked for about 1 week *out of boredom... guest 0 114
<chabo> have you guys ever noticed that quite a few of the quotes on bash.org... guest 0 145
<plexr> do you know std c++ ? guest 0 178
<@redfox> fuk guest 0 226
<KiTTyKaT`> What state is Alabama in? guest 0 95
<Ned> rofl guest 0 189
<MagicCow> I hate people who think that being gay should give them special... guest 0 -5
<B2uc> and why do girls say they want honesty...then don't...like the other... guest 0 176
<b1nk> i'm rich guest 0 35
<ParadoX> lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but... guest 0 328
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<michael> http://info.fetenet.com/fn2/sexfiles.lasso - interesting article on... guest 0 -1
<candle> I think morrowind is the only game where you get rewarded for jumping... guest 0 276
<ShadowSkillz> damn i got this allergy in my eyes its killin me =[ guest 0 280
<uTi|Veridian> my HLTV tops out at about 30 people - then lags like your mom guest 0 248
<lordCONAN> just cause something was written before you were porn, doesnt mean... guest 0 99
seph429: i need to write me some hacks for the game of life, i appear to suck... guest 0 119
<INFINITE> heh, i just figured out Neo backwards is One guest 0 197
<Stevns> Mental note: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets... guest 0 209
<Migishu> Tai Chi - Kung Fu in bullet time guest 0 118
[5:36] :: truder- [test@intrud3rz.users.undernet.org] signed off.. [Quit: A... guest 0 298
<tiatoraasah> in my internet options where it says LAN settings...... should i... guest 0 -1
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<Voorhees> YAYAY IM GETTING STONED IN !) MINS guest 0 -1
<Redback> when i win lotto im gonna buy a dual g5 and not use it just to spite... guest 0 148
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<jwz> I met a guy who was a freshman at berkeley who had just arrived from... guest 0 488
<Dave> I remember, there was a time in my life where I could sleep guest 0 200
<Dragonaut> ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun dildoman is cumming! guest 0 259
<Silne30> time for my 8 minute abs workout guest 0 158
<aeonite> !8ball will my life magically turn around after this weekend with... guest 0 185
HermitKing: So Star Trek fans are Trekkies, and X-files fans are X-philes... guest 0 222
<snag> in my dreams it was like i was dreaming as normal but i kept getting... guest 0 24
<carter> dude..the guy who ate the first egg must have been soo brave.. guest 0 266
<@afkaos> OMFG guest 0 56
<lictor> my dad asked my why i didn't talk to him or anyone for that matter.... guest 0 140
[GrasMan] when i heard that holly jones' murderer was a software developer for... guest 0 118
<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of humor in here guest 0 375
<Nafoi> In our high school library, at the librarians desk there was a pair of... guest 0 450
<`Riku> I was trying to find pictures of this Star Wars -ship called Slave I. guest 0 253
<xrefusedx> where is sask? guest 0 6
<QuizMan> when I first got the internet my dad showed me porn guest 0 347
<S|ip> if I wanted to see scenery I'd go to google. Like, I know the resolution... guest 0 172
<spazzer> last chick I screwed she hurt for a day afterwards guest 0 133
<noddy> i thought so guest 0 2
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<Kerrigone> well it's brown and looks like an AGP slot guest 0 0
<Gryffon> Just how old do you think I am Quake? guest 0 385
* `Kumba is still away -( snoozles )- gone 674 day 13 hr 19 min 32 s guest 0 206
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<Kweeky> Heh. :P guest 0 345
<Nylad> yeah, i should probably shower before my interview at mcdonalds :P guest 0 61
<AdRock> I was looking through all my old pictures today, and I think I've... guest 0 135
<COL_Stele> oh damn... sat on my cat. brb guest 0 185
<Wumpus> there's a bible-kjv package in debian ... guest 0 41
<Dareon> It hasn't loaded all the way yet, but there better be a schoolgirl at... guest 0 374
<CommanderStab> ICH BIN NICHT EIN KARTOFELE guest 0 433
(parazite) Legolas did you take your name from lord of the rings? guest 0 386
<Tarod> I feel sorry for guys that work in real fudge packing plants. guest 0 187
<sheeps> I had two chicks guest 0 63
<Fall> sif xhtml 1.0 trans guest 0 33
<Jezzy> gimme all you lovin guest 0 155
[21:19:59] <stillstudy> weird guest 0 571
<RomperStomper> deh ; ur fuckin geroge bush guest 0 3
Xelprov: Why did the dinosaurs die? guest 0 173
<Guy> Do a little dance, make a little love, with your hand tonight, with your... guest 0 7
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<|Moopy|> My ass will heal...Its like wolverine guest 0 213
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<%Ashe3> enaz: Please don't bite my tongue when I kiss you. guest 0 90
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 152.163.224.26 guest 0 53
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Feixeno356: blah blah can swim well blah blah blah, accuracy is good blah blah... guest 0 92
<@^DPK^> and I also learned that women are like parking spaces...all the good... guest 0 160
<Syl_Aran> I won't be able to have sex, i don't have a condom. guest 0 59
<@DieHard> dock guest 0 124
<Potrod> I never see any black people go into my local lvideo game store and... guest 0 -3
* StevenK sods off out to the Big Blue Room. guest 0 186
<ircleuser> Get a FREE! TV for just 99.99 dollars 8& 4GTA: VICE CITY 8& 4THE... guest 0 120
<oDDY> did u take a picture :( guest 0 0
<Burberry> inflammable = unable to be burned guest 0 148
* shogun came to get down guest 0 0
<sp-boy> huh why do u under underastemate my knoloedge guest 0 194
<Dilbert> i've got an idea that would help artists from having their music... guest 0 248
Xtcneed: hello guest 0 1
<William> Heh.. they had a D&D 3.5 business kit at my venue yesterday.. they... guest 0 206
<[Shinji]> Damned transvestites! guest 0 -1
<Fig> Sooo, what is 'mk'? guest 0 177
<banuaba> nick, do you think a baby could eat another baby? guest 0 262
<CheesyP18> surprised my 7" monitor has VGA guest 0 54
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<cth> Well guys, I just learned a very valuable lesson. guest 0 242
<Frosty> Theres one thing I hate about bit torrent guest 0 235
<ecchi-oni-misha132> i watched legally blonde 1 in the hospital guest 0 268
[niklaus] MjrChirpy: where should i download KVM switch from guest 0 -2
<Cyric--> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. I'm not about to divulge in any late night homo... guest 0 36
<Swifty> i always sleep with one eye open guest 0 -1
<kaYcee> my ass hurts from this chair..i needa get a new chair guest 0 25
<RoseThorn> AFK, having a baby guest 0 162
<peter--|bewb> my gf is coming to town on wednesday guest 0 -1
<Akira|hereish_codingish> The trick to it guest 0 -3
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<peekaboo> age? guest 0 153
<wild-> Conjoined adult Iranian twins have both died after unprecedented... guest 0 -2
<BobTheMil> the sun's coming out guest 0 243
<@Quiz0r> {Moxquizz} What is the Topic on channel #1,00 ? guest 0 -8
<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht... guest 0 132
<Sephy> I was sitting at dinner with my mom guest 0 95
Ali: do they sell dildos on overstock? guest 0 354
* Quits: Bad_CRC (Quit: IRC, Where the men are men, The women are men, and the... guest 0 170
<@Khel> haha, I just went upstairs, got a plate out of the cupboard, got pizza... guest 0 292
<SteamedHams> this scab tastes like coffee guest 0 3
<Tanis> Im not on first names basis with many people, who is Greg? guest 0 82
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take... guest 0 280
<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff guest 0 279
<Miyra> sad life u lead Chris[ni] guest 0 -6
<Epi> God, whats that word where a chick is sorrounded by like 50 guys? guest 0 216
<moes_19> my god, In Iowa guys can fuck any woman once they hit 14 guest 0 131
<[Shinji]> I just had the weirdest dream guest 0 225
<Fidel-> 1 kid sacrificed, in order to make 1 million gamers laugh guest 0 54
<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese guest 0 47
vupat03: oh well, i should start getting ready for bed guest 0 1
<Zappa_> DigDug: it would be funny if there weren't so many... guest 0 123
* Rjx had this weird dream guest 0 168
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off guest 0 97
<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the... guest 0 321
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead... guest 0 233
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago. guest 0 24
<`dsx-efnex> counterfieting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the... guest 0 138
(Anon) I want to be a concert promoter... guest 0 255
<WTM1> http://bash.cx/?19872 !!!!!!!!!!!! guest 0 133
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(ogre) fuckin bitchass muthafuckin cunt guest 0 -2
(icequeen) ok justin I am moving in with you. guest 0 161
(Laurie) My ports are gettin more action than I am today. guest 0 93
<<< [Lolita!~prada@208.20.58.194] i like putting my pairs of socks guest 0 79
(zaggy) xc-ui0xcijlk1`~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111. guest 0 -1
(n909) the neat thing about the goatse.cx ascii guest 0 0
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<issuez> heh guest 0 -1
<pupazz_> What American Pie Has Taught Us : No need to date if your mother... guest 0 3
<kisama> that girl looks like brett guest 0 -3
fallouswk > bwahahahaha. coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into... guest 0 249
<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK guest 0 271
<faraway> JEW-Work please step into my ove.. err office guest 0 -6
<Hatter> I've smoked out of a maglite before guest 0 -4
<c-rOCK> thats gay you dont have to do that for a slim jim guest 0 -3
<Drewcifer> the carpets all nice and lubricated guest 0 3
<mef> American Scientists Finalize Plans To Construct Artificial Tri-Force; guest 0 120
<kisama> don't you know that olean causes anal leakage? guest 0 0
<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough guest 0 206
<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih guest 0 158
<Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past weekend...including his... guest 0 -1
<+Camus> im palazed! guest 0 379
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of... guest 0 195
visualwealth: you know whats funny? guest 0 158
<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg... guest 0 37
<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/ guest 0 -2
<tfg> What's the vatican? guest 0 144
<DigDug> deth needs to get in touch with his inner child guest 0 203
<thumbtack> fucking fathers day guest 0 127
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<Derek> i got gforce 2 ti 64 meg tv out :D guest 0 2
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<@PookaZzZz> elimidate?? guest 0 1
<sit`> one of my female coworkers remarked about how i was cutting up my apple... guest 0 307
<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave guest 0 129
<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the... guest 0 56
<FunG¦away> and i dont dress quite like the other boys guest 0 315
<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM. guest 0 259
Methodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits guest 0 294
<Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways guest 0 184
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL] guest 0 0
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<gwend> my 6 key doesnt work half the time >< guest 0 127
<timmo> i fucking hate guest 0 10
*IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as... guest 0 93
<Rodney> damn mom still on ebay guest 0 237
<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain guest 0 177
<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into... guest 0 359
<TuxMan> beh you know what happened... guest 0 135
<stormo> im watching the best movie atm.. guest 0 291
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<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it... guest 0 231
<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u when u want? guest 0 -4
<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja guest 0 140
mzazchw: just then i felt my side guest 0 4
<Madchemist> the best part of UO was that some people just wanted to be farmers... guest 0 40
<Hatter> I accidentally just IM'd a coworker "Dong lunch?" instead of "Doing... guest 0 87
<KArmA-> imagine someone sliding a cold, very long, narrow hose up your ass guest 0 148
<Aluminium> The biggest obstacle to a females sexuality is herself guest 0 -1
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<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old... guest 0 271
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right guest 0 455
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<keithandmike-com> Just stop.. okay. Damnit, I hate you so much. You probably... guest 0 91
* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy guest 0 81
<root66> I sell dvdrips of your mom putting on jeans! guest 0 -1
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<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt... guest 0 43
<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on... guest 0 150
<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream... guest 0 258
<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into... guest 0 74
Princess Ryo: lindsay, you're not good at keeping secrets at all. guest 0 203
--> kNIGits (~knigits@dialup-214.69.221.203.acc07-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)... guest 0 116
(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise guest 0 656
<L-3-3-7> i want to dump my gf guest 0 0
<dooyod>: r u gonna put a drop down arrow beside the date picker? guest 0 263
<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us guest 0 143
<Will> etiolate... I'm afraid you can't get Conker. guest 0 204
<Dilbert> my dad owns a company "Incestors inc." guest 0 244
<Foxxz> OMG! you know our dorm is nerdy when someone finds a math tv show and... guest 0 207
<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one night after I... guest 0 220
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that supports ASP for... guest 0 106
*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to guest 0 172
[Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two months. guest 0 270
<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL guest 0 131
<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and... guest 0 185
<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen guest 0 136
<NIH> Dec 12 1917 guest 0 0
* Spike states that his wifey is having contractions about 15 min apart. so I... guest 0 126
<^KaMaG^> I always use "six letters long" cause the signup form said "Your... guest 0 224
<Josho> man, i was cruising with this guy last night guest 0 -3
<Broken_La> there is no way to use PHP mysql functions to write and read from a... guest 0 -1
<GM-Bot> What country is directly north of the continental United States? guest 0 210
<tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[ guest 0 4
<tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on guest 0 235
<McMoo> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030617/ap_on_hi_te/d... guest 0 140
<aphelion> dude this fuckin thing scared the shit out of me guest 0 102
* Now talking in #honda guest 0 0
<davidc> did you know this year in #lost guest 0 224
<Chrono-X> well I dont LIVE in the ghetto but I go to the ghetto almost daily guest 0 -1
<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p guest 0 0
<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN? guest 0 1
<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of about 4 friends in... guest 0 168
<Aximili> WHAT THE DAMN HELL WAS THAT AHHHHHH guest 0 73
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<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite guest 0 286
* Xian just heard a loud bang out side guest 0 448
(timmo) her boobies are fake guest 0 178
(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room guest 0 21
<kisama> these penguin mints are weak guest 0 27
<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of... guest 0 176
<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"? guest 0 141
<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs? The terrorists have won! guest 0 84
<+MaNiAk> she cant use stuff like guest 0 -1
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<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if... guest 0 362
<sean> I could jack off to a barbie doll and it'd be the equivilant to jerking... guest 0 105
<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image. guest 0 229
<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me? guest 0 228
<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born. guest 0 111
-= fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph? guest 0 90
<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes. guest 0 87
<@lucid> good warez comes to those who wait ;) guest 0 6
<jer|SYIOUX> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg... guest 0 136
<Darth-Phenom> I remember in third grade I was taught that it's sinful to erase... guest 0 131
<LilGCube740-> im not an idiot i just dont like things that are too comlicated guest 0 93
<^Tony_Soprano^> TommyT, we all knw that all girls on mirc are guys, all guys... guest 0 159
[8:39pm]«+ w2o » Are you religious? guest 0 138
<@kronz> dot <-- guest 0 53
<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear. guest 0 254
* suicide6x packets stikys brain guest 0 1
<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox... guest 0 144
<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a... guest 0 4
<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep guest 0 224
<saint_> i should masturbate guest 0 164
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load... guest 0 49
<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY guest 0 125
<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh guest 0 170
<jonathans> brooklyn rules guest 0 230
<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and... guest 0 134
<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean guest 0 246
<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze guest 0 234
<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez. guest 0 60
<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill... guest 0 278
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[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died... guest 0 0
<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound... guest 0 153
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<phx> crap guest 0 126
* Seph flies herself to the north pole guest 0 157
<BitchX> [She] can't find the serial # guest 0 7
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side guest 0 158
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping? guest 0 429
<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene guest 0 311
r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components guest 0 0
<Demonhunter> so.. i may be losing my cable modem soon.. who knows guest 0 129
(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while guest 0 117
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE guest 0 599
<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes... guest 0 84
<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise... guest 0 158
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they... guest 0 127
<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now guest 0 74
<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define... guest 0 112
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<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to... guest 0 118
<z0rk> why do you want this indian so much? guest 0 -3
<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress? guest 0 119
<Notoes> YES guest 0 277
<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and... guest 0 143
<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under... guest 0 154
<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics guest 0 80
<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i... guest 0 110
<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head guest 0 110
<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight guest 0 356
<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed... guest 0 273
<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh guest 0 328
<klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off? guest 0 253
<KKR[b0r3d]> i once had a wet dream and was glued to my bed the following day guest 0 -3
<FiZi> HEY I FOUND A COOKIE CRUMB ON MY SHIRT guest 0 215
<miriamb> is there really horse in horseradish guest 0 0
(Makura) -_- guest 0 145
<m477[Lain]> ok i know how to fix this problem, but you need a webcam and have... guest 0 330
<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's... guest 0 0
<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your... guest 0 231
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff... guest 0 127
<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot guest 0 30
<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor and dont share... guest 0 80
<CrazySpence> my moms like "do you have the paper towels" *i hand them over* "I... guest 0 212
<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth guest 0 189
<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind... guest 0 45
<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt guest 0 119
<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I... guest 0 95
slurpee: got p2p? guest 0 131
<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an... guest 0 186
(PowrSlave) how r things? guest 0 214
<+Normandy> How poor is this. guest 0 163
<CrdStang> Oh dear guest 0 232
<Feared> Everyone's against me. guest 0 176
<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today guest 0 195
<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man. guest 0 144
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too guest 0 162
<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive... guest 0 29
<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche... guest 0 383
<JonJonB> omg Gary Glitter is on tv guest 0 -2
<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use... guest 0 111
<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your behavior and every... guest 0 60
<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person? guest 0 127
{ava}> A WORM guest 0 113
<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital guest 0 43
<phatmike> wtf guest 0 253
<Uhh_Duh> And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING! guest 0 64
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults guest 0 56
digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm guest 0 0
<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against... guest 0 269
<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any guest 0 95
<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard guest 0 157
(jmd_) %lb chameleo guest 0 18
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies guest 0 61
* ClusteR- is away [log: on] guest 0 126
<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference... guest 0 170
<@daerid> I have a drinking problem guest 0 230
<maddox> You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient... guest 0 144
<Mojojojo> omg guest 0 208
<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd? guest 0 118
<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube? guest 0 183
<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it guest 0 90
<@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a power bitch, tried... guest 0 295
<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com. guest 0 129
<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video... guest 0 190
<u-238> PARA FOR SHIT'S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY ATOMIC MASS guest 0 -2
<ljl> Linux Barbie - comes with a Tux keychain, a set of Distro on CDs, a set... guest 0 189
<Sugadon> hey man my got damn truck broke down on the highway guest 0 -1
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<timmo> you know this will be one of those things guest 0 157
<[Shinji]> alot of the models are 24-24-24 guest 0 0
<gee`> actually... my parents told me if i didnt lose 40 pounds by summer, they... guest 0 218
<drunkers> some thief tried to break into my apt :(, so i swung an xbox... guest 0 204
<wtm1> what about ziploc bagging a fart and opening it in someone's face? guest 0 56
<AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when i not rarondn... guest 0 370
[TearsofPearl] AUGH WHY IS CALLISTA FLOCKHART DATING HARRISON FORD?! NOOOOOO!! guest 0 108
dsfsdf: I need a job guest 0 113
<jko> When david was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey we dont say "He... guest 0 207
<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life guest 0 144
<ChimeriX^mIRC> you maked an mistake.... guest 0 -2
<ArmadilloX> suck my cock guest 0 -2
EnjoiDug: lol so did u get into any of there computeres guest 0 22
(@King-Bob) a car is much like a women...both require money....and if u... guest 0 0
[noddingGeek] lowkey: Yeah shes bringing a different friend this time... guest 0 40
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<TaQ|away> Argh, my server's being raped up the bumb. guest 0 150
* Stan casts Kill on InfoServ. guest 0 90
-Skandranon- Sorry for this services thing. Some 13-year old never-get-a-date... guest 0 168
<Milky> Tony Blair has just announced that he is sending the people that chose... guest 0 309
<Jason666> Heh... Failed English this year. W00t! guest 0 259
<gellehsak> all the french kids at my school guest 0 47
<Nimitz> if a tree falls on a lumberjack, and there's no-one else there, does... guest 0 126
<+EvaUnit02> so as far as after the first 9 months of not having sex guest 0 -1
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<Cody> what color is mango? guest 0 279
<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold... guest 0 -5
([-[-S-]-]) wet dreams were cool guest 0 0
<zenlunatic> is slashdot fully lynx/links/w3m compatible as far as posting... guest 0 151
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<@Dr_J> I'm a tarded CSer - short and stout guest 0 93
@Kovac: Kinda, but thats because when I got hard the teacher was completely... guest 0 148
<WAKO15> i think my circle of life is a hexagon guest 0 125
<Mara> so I'm like 'oh no! my new service sucks ass!' guest 0 117
<eval> multiple personality disorder guest 0 294
(punct) fuck off! guest 0 235
<brad> i was hoping for a friendly windows way, but i guess i'll look at that guest 0 89
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<Mr_Meeker> you know how cats always land on their feet and toast always lands... guest 0 221
<kak> Alereon you're a dumb fucking cunt thanks for your help i'm going to go... guest 0 282
<Ryan[Away]> wtf guest 0 172
<raluka> I live in Southwest Europe guest 0 170
<ShadowRage> I woke up this morning and thought I was a carrot :( guest 0 129
<Shock[JR]breakfast> basically i went to a kegger and drank 4000 kegs and got... guest 0 129
<Otto> I froze up during a school play once guest 0 321
<epix|work> i was just browsing my home netowrk and i went into my brothers... guest 0 142
Myrkul: Agreed, but pre-treat the area with some soothing kerosene guest 0 3
<seth> Dammit, I've had hiccups for the past TWO HOURS! guest 0 102
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<Pornosaur> I remember a girl showing me her boobs in kindergarten guest 0 201
<Alman> dude omfg there's this fag named scott loar at my school guest 0 -3
<carhartt> I would hate to be a op around here. It's be like running a daycare... guest 0 203
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< Sortova> Heh - Singapore has at least 58 WiFi access points guest 0 123
<Zone-MR> Nope, but my gayfever is killing me guest 0 435
<DocUK> whats a dropship guest 0 346
<uneekwahn> http://store.playboy.com/images/product/400/8386.jpg guest 0 0
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<dJOEk> DrgnDancr: when you lost your virginity .. did you at any point during... guest 0 0
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[04:35] <Scary_Guy> Everyone clime aboard THE MAN TRAIN guest 0 0
|15:59:22| Mixx: theres nothing to say guest 0 146
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> I was just playing counter strike. And I only died once... guest 0 -3
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<DarkForceRising> cmon pmab i need ur best anecdotes n jokes guest 0 86
<@[CKS]Red_Robot> last time i was home i smoked a bowl in the middle of the... guest 0 119
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<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him? guest 0 131
<InvaderZ> Organisers of a children's beauty contest have agreed to remove the... guest 0 129
Geeky Weezer Fan: "Did you see X2?" guest 0 188
<TO> ppl think im gay when they first meat me sometimes guest 0 74
'mouth: Channel Spike Lee and shit'll really hit the fan. guest 0 164
<GodOfHellFire> they banned me from paintball, something about bringing real... guest 0 242
<rtype> u cnt hx me u hv no pwr guest 0 129
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<Ganja> weed is good guest 0 208
<@Firebird> Crap..I hacked my microwave and now it cools things down instead of... guest 0 231
<+DarkCraft> yeah well evil don't win many popularity contests... guest 0 117
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<Faight> Reproduction is stupid. guest 0 301
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<[6thAB]Barnes> I wasn't masturbating! guest 0 191
[17:12] <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos. They've... guest 0 276
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<fe> woo, it's 10! it's about time that all of the fat anime hos that have all... guest 0 153
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<Cael> i like how microsoft word automatically capitalizes 'microsoft' guest 0 369
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<fnord> bash.org's back up! guest 0 183
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<Shadow> You know how when you watch anime and they have a little nudity, you... guest 0 256
<Shadow> "Due to the recent decrease in overall test scores among high school guest 0 45
<Shadow> "Look! Up in the sky! Floating ejaculate!" guest 0 138
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<whitcomb> You (the writer of the article) seem almost blinded to the reality... guest 0 -1
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<Me655321Neither> party in my pants guest 0 137
<pengwuan> I USE TRAFFIC CONES TO FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY ASSHOLE. guest 0 0
<adorecm> Tim is my hero. guest 0 -2
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<RS-Jack> this place is like a bowl of cereal, full of fruits and nuts guest 0 67
<kmad> today, me and jake were playing tennis guest 0 336
<YelseyKing> Y'know what the internet needs? guest 0 81
<Soulcleaver> In last week's episode, Jack fought Aku again and won in about 20... guest 0 214
<Medicore> BB later guys.. i'm off to Africa (South Africa) guest 0 5
< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and... guest 0 132
<JMet> aww, nothing wrong with a few red necks guest 0 -6
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< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn... guest 0 171
Gud> woah.. eating while tranquilised in your mouth isn't exactly an easy task... guest 0 121
[+BIoNYX]: asking me if i'd go to an 8 o'clock class for any reason but a test... guest 0 102
<Bizznatch> hot steamy gooey jizz guest 0 -3
(@GKB) How the hell do I idle? guest 0 57
<Selphie> oic I remember Cherice but she does not remember me~ guest 0 45
<sloop> i downloaded matrix reloaded off kazaa guest 0 170
<Apocalypz> this ftp i leeched from at school said it had porn and i was like... guest 0 8
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([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs... guest 0 70
<kharma> I just found out that XP is the Christian monogram made from the first... guest 0 90
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<[BaY]Spc_yoyO^|c107h3d|> Dude this is so gay. guest 0 -2
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<Claire> Milk + Cookies > Saix guest 0 -3
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<|CM|>Mongoose> i'm looking for a girl that enjoys having a bad time guest 0 145
<CommanderStab> When I was young I thought being a chemist just meant mixing... guest 0 202
<Alfador> 103. What is the fear of light known as ? guest 0 508
<macro> DAMMMMMIT guest 0 118
<mog> !8BALL WILL MARA KICK ME IN TWO SECONDS FOR ABUSING THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON? guest 0 221
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<Amuck50> well....you know the aliens ALWAYS land in america.....because we're... guest 0 123
Ubie> I'll worry about policies when I get my own intern guest 0 16
<@SJr> You know since bash has gone down, I have gotten a girlfriend, started... guest 0 321
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<pupazz_> I know where I live. Under your bed. Oh yes. One day, You'll feel a... guest 0 152
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<Iori> Caerbannog, You might be a RedNeck if, Your wife has a beer belly and... guest 0 134
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<LucyFerr> credit cards are like hot psycho chicks. Always fun to fuck but... guest 0 168
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Frondz: dude, 3.3 kb/s upload? guest 0 119
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sidacola: AH MAW GAWD. guest 0 87
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<MSH> there's a "rape" function in the game? guest 0 -1
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<Kevyn> Woohoo, girls college softball on ESPN2. guest 0 169
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<Zip-> give me child porn guest 0 47
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Sinviras: Squeak got himself a g/f guest 0 273
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PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today. guest 0 256
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<tuned> you're just stupid, please get hit by a car full of bees. guest 0 251
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<Megatron50000> I MAY BE PHATETIC BUT AT LEAST I CAN SEPLL!!! guest 0 1
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<c0de> Should NASA invest in making the space shuttle safer or develop a new... guest 0 205
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<CommanderStab> <Poppins> lets vote on whether it should be a democracy or not guest 0 228
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<Lauren> I ROX0RS JO0 NEWBIE! guest 0 178
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<Crembo> in UT2k3, killing 6 people is "Monster kill". guest 0 219
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<Tech_Yoshi> Your inner child would randomly say "I have boobs"? guest 0 -1
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<Keio> Shaq is like the entire cast of Fat Albert combined into one man. guest 0 0
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<Yuuhi> i found some info guest 0 57
<Shez> i shall create my own planet named "the planet of dropdead losers named... guest 0 187
<Dr_Ian> WHY ARE ALL AUSTRALIANS OBSESSED WITH THE APOCALYPSE?! guest 0 111
<Waffles111> does "nihon ni sukimashita" bean "I have arrived in Japan"? guest 0 160
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<wormie> go to a junk yard guest 0 145
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<Charles> Well, Smith is a virus now. guest 0 327
PegLegPete PM: yo guest 0 75
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<Kyle> All the EfNet servers are connected, right? guest 0 0
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<Blindy> Burger, you can get cubans in Canada? guest 0 7
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<Bob> It was a nervous twitch guest 0 231
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<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites? guest 0 123
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<Midvalley> it's a beautiful day guest 0 218
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<Andris> See you later, masturbators. guest 0 294
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<Nordling> Yes, the climax will be a Neo/Smith DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION dance off. guest 0 95
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<Dabz> truly.nice.ass.3.cd2.avi <- disney film about a really friendly donkey? guest 0 14
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<SomeGuy> My computer has no firewalls. It is protected by a thin layer of... guest 0 203
<revolver> "whatevah, whatevah, it's mah hot body and ah'll do what ah want." guest 0 71
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<A-C> This is great... guest 0 281
<nancy> any fem wants to make love? guest 0 2
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<FMJaguar> how do i erase a minidisc, either in the real world or the matrix... guest 0 0
<[FMa]Brick> just teh first time? guest 0 15
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xenophile: been awhile since i've done a mailman guest 0 52
<Bivens> Internet Explorer Tip: when it says "turn off images", it only refers... guest 0 170
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<xyrnx> when people write 'there' instead of 'their' it fucking annoys me and i... guest 0 209
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Mr Markus White: So what are you doing online, criminal. guest 0 101
<SACS|Maul555> download 5t5ha55t guest 0 278
<CuZZa> they need to hand out personal jizz screens at Matrix Reloaded guest 0 6
<Gerrard> Theres some sort of militant feminist movement going on in my... guest 0 191
<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they... guest 0 325
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<Falkon> My dreams always involve talking on IRC. guest 0 20
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<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling guest 0 2
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<emil> If it makes you feel better, I'll show you a picture of myself. guest 0 8
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TheTrazzster: listening to Ludacris is the musical equivalent of eating shit. guest 0 49
<HellFyre> AIM has about the functionality of a shaved poodle on fire. guest 0 63
<cspan> I wonder what IRC was like before the internet guest 0 163
<asshat> went for lunch at the hardrock with a friend guest 0 142
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<FucKFace> well, im off to go meet my girlfriends husband guest 0 140
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<[GSF]PippinZ> I teach maths and english guest 0 -5
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<deathazre> somebody stole twish's vanilla cock guest 0 76
<juri_> calc thread_saftey_dance guest 0 68
[Subject: New Matrix movie] guest 0 127
<lav> my brothers are drag-racing the tractor guest 0 137
* Now talking in #Arleah on irc.alterdreams.net guest 0 120
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<@daleth> so it really did lead to "..." :) guest 0 137
<mailfraud> did i tell u i wore out the motor on my vibrator? guest 0 4
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<Henk> How do express your personal viewpoint without sounding like an idiot? guest 0 0
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<dsbnh> man... mailorderbride.com leads to nothing guest 0 55
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<kevin> i had BAD acne guest 0 0
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<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it guest 0 33
<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn guest 0 169
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work... guest 0 82
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye... guest 0 58
<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried... guest 0 283
<`FrEaK> that chick was hot... he prolly had a huge boner guest 0 5
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<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl" guest 0 89
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<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs guest 0 217
<Beige> It's one o'clock. guest 0 196
<juditness> I RECEIVED MY PROFICIENCY CERTIFICATE =D guest 0 171
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<scabb> I AM AN OBESE AMERICAN. guest 0 159
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<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear guest 0 38
<Charlums> i was on tour with the biggest touring act in the world for 2 years... guest 0 4
<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung... guest 0 578
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six... guest 0 257
<WaG27> hey all..what are some free linux os'? guest 0 -2
* Doughboy ponders guest 0 215
<Konami> huge mofo assignment due friday guest 0 182
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<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times. guest 0 154
<mitd> programmers don't have relationships that take hostages! guest 0 52
<taQo> have you ever died before? man that sucks. guest 0 81
<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September... guest 0 127
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<zentrandi> i could have racked in those 12 *ahem year olds guest 0 -3
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<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom" guest 0 191
<DrWatson> MISSING: 1 motivation. Last seen the night before the last exam... guest 0 190
* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster guest 0 137
<darrend> HOT DAMN I AM FUCKING SPIKED ON COFFEE THE BEAN HAS GOT ME... guest 0 -1
<yakk> oh fuck guest 0 160
<Leimy> damn guest 0 14
<Leimy> I would have thought apple would have called the kernel guest 0 18
<Hawkeye^> the lead swinger is smooth guest 0 142
<thx1138> piss on 10-10-220 guest 0 -1
<@Son_Gohan> you are lame, and pwnz is such a fucking gay word guest 0 181
<thx1138> macintosh rackmount servers running bsd? guest 0 43
<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games guest 0 -2
<Technogeek> I've had to akick Bruce five times now. guest 0 193
HolyViper7: do i go outside and run, despite the fact it is 100 degrees... guest 0 10
<|King`Fisherman|> i was feeding my snake, its been a week guest 0 123
<IQpierce> What is this "real" you speak of? Is it multiplayer? guest 0 116
<Marudek> shitty guest 0 0
<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp! guest 0 116
<Kid_Vid2> I WOULD BUY NEVERWINTER NIGHTS BUT IF MY COMPUTER EVEN CATCHES SIGHT... guest 0 266
<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven. guest 0 330
<Will> There was a 120 car pile-up on the TV. guest 0 374
<bring me cooow>You seem pissed guest 0 -2
<Carter> Anyone here have any experience with Terravista? guest 0 -1
<@Khrath> baz is just jealous that i married a chic thats only 4'11", and it... guest 0 29
<cevik> just because I spend 8 hours a day there sucking men off for 2 dollars... guest 0 0
<Rodent> What? No pr0n on /.? What the hell is that site popular for?! guest 0 85
<+[vV]Netsquash> my penis has a built in alarm clock guest 0 -1
<+darkvibe> hmmm, should o go visit my gf tonight? or go visit my ex-gf? guest 0 -1
<[vV]nitrors4> my wife dont call me anymore guest 0 180
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<Surfdog> dood guest 0 235
<@Ruiner> i think i just woke up with a different pair of boxers on then the... guest 0 241
<Yeshness`M> when i was 12, my sister was 16... um she got wasted 1 night... guest 0 -1
<Hyperion> sparky. guest 0 0
<biya_> IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK guest 0 -1
<munch> quiet in here tonight guest 0 83
<raz> i'd have to take off the valves, replace the fuel pump guest 0 219
<Swamp> neep is the superior race guest 0 220
<strlen> vw buses rock. guest 0 124
<jeff> penguin mints will rot your brain. guest 0 75
<drwiii> sorry, recommending FreeBSD is the entire realm of my technical... guest 0 145
<Rodent> Psi has the evil Cthulu-hello Kitty. guest 0 97
<Rodent> Me and my penis have an understanding. guest 0 103
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** Miszou tattoes PLUR (size bigass) on wiq's and phx's backs guest 0 0
* crikket stabbs x10 ads in the face guest 0 3
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GOBDOME123: What happened? guest 0 266
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<HardKase> i work for an isp , there is no "lets piss off the customers" button guest 0 232
<Tovart> That's nice, angel . My only real crit is that her nipple look too... guest 0 0
(bigAl[work]): heh tiwanese technical support; guest 0 16
<TantricJediSquizzle> Everyone wants me. guest 0 61
<vicomte> he's being shunted by a freight train guest 0 12
* eMeow-v2 reads ircnews.com and cries guest 0 114
<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye guest 0 377
<jacs> I can't sleep with him and then see him leave in six days. too much. I... guest 0 135
<Rendezvou> I want a monkey at home that jerks off and throws shit at people... guest 0 258
<aero>I bet you have night mares of like a wrecking ball flying at you, then it... guest 0 21
SpinalArchitect: OMG WUT R U GAY? guest 0 215
<triviabot2> 31. With whom do you associate: "mom always liked you best"? guest 0 106
<lemmer> I DON'T SEE WHY THEY DON'T COMPRESS YOU INTO TINY CUBES AND MAKE CARS... guest 0 -1
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<GnuVince> Suck my ballz! guest 0 -1
<[EFU]psyk0mantis^gK> BLINK BLOWS MEN COCKS guest 0 109
<jugg[daoc]> i had blue shit after a giant size blue slushee guest 0 -3
<JapanMan> im not retarted man guest 0 -1
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<Comrade_Red> DR. MARIO IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU. guest 0 120
<+Straylight> im trying to decide if i should go see road to perdition tonight guest 0 142
<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms guest 0 154
<DarkSpork> gods, I need to stop sleeping guest 0 123
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<Q> Verily I say unto thee: Whomsoever quoth "I am a hottie" on the internet... guest 0 124
[12|23:38:28] <trunkz> LetHaL is gat guest 0 48
<RadarNocturn> this is an online wrestling group, for furries guest 0 -1
<Keltus> 1 year ago, I was sitting here programming my web browser using the... guest 0 111
<zygron> marv: you remember what i said yesterday about that IBM keyboard i got... guest 0 8
<Zanok> Im watching this build your own computer thing on the spanish channel guest 0 118
<count^> i set my double click speed to really slow guest 0 204
<cornbread> Fear my cock of +12 inch guest 0 -4
<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½! guest 0 273
<nirv-> can you die from going to bed with wet hair? guest 0 93
Eldoran : Umm lets see, it was recess during 4th grade and I was reading Return... guest 0 215
<zin> If i suddenly turned into a woman i'd quit my job and just feel my boobs... guest 0 81
<winmutt> on the brighter side of things the waitress t the bar last nite gave... guest 0 108
<Mike|Sleep> Good morning. guest 0 278
<Crash> her ass is so tight it scares me guest 0 7
<Amy> do you use trillian ryan? guest 0 -1
<jwz> I think the world is full of tattoo artists who did not learn the lesson... guest 0 169
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<stu> i literally just had good sex guest 0 151
* Straylight hate hate HATES Verizon ads guest 0 84
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<pain> wow, I think I won it. guest 0 156
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<Hiko_Sejuro> Once again people if any of you are Overweight Please dont get... guest 0 118
<Arcadian> and I kinda like the whole 'not having to scrub my urethra with a... guest 0 94
<[RP]nanoTech> the study of physics will always be safer than biology, for... guest 0 128
<*AGBot> grins. guest 0 212
<Vic> You really think there's muscles under there? guest 0 1
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<Rayne> what does /finger do anyway? guest 0 85
[gossip] <Vellius> ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak... guest 0 306
[igossip] <Xyzzy@Frontiers> antiterrorism training 101: in each of the... guest 0 172
<|Omen|> "Perl in a Nutshell 2nd Edition", 738 pages guest 0 318
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<Fas|n8> i wank while looking at the mirror.....while.....the bitch come out... guest 0 18
<Vulpes> I feel fine. guest 0 120
<Mysterious> hmmmm guest 0 131
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<Dragon_Goddess> i scanned a piece of toast guest 0 236
<xpander> yeah it's starting to get bright ouside here guest 0 108
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<Tac0> the bumpy road to silky smooth balls begins now! afk! guest 0 2
Rowen> Platonic relationship means no sex, dude. guest 0 35
<NonSequitur> Cthulhu tweaking his nip. guest 0 2
PeaceKeeperKate> woah PKD your popular guest 0 67
DARK-LORD> I got an email and it ahowed this Chinese/Seafood place called... guest 0 12
GypsyJr> I can imagine the script for an average porn movie.. two pages long... guest 0 15
SilvrWolf> "I distinctly heard my Rice Crispies say 'Snap, crackle, go Fu*&... guest 0 192
MOONKISSED> you know if i had a .25 for everytime you people made no sense i'd... guest 0 269
Mortaneous> then there's all those damned clones... guest 0 158
Red-Fraggle> y'know, I've said this before, and I'm saying it again, a scrotum... guest 0 20
<Monsoon`> grrr guest 0 211
<blm07> i blocked that bitch guest 0 44
<deimos> i'm rereading brave new world and 1984 guest 0 63
<no-> I love gamesnet and this joyous environment guest 0 5
<melvin> eggdrops are elite tools guest 0 3
<Himeko> what does splitting dessert have to do with being gay guest 0 129
<@Specialst> i wanna talk to this chick... ahhh SHIT... i think someone is... guest 0 161
<justin3> I want a a pet rock shaped as the pope guest 0 3
Chinese Family Life pt3 guest 0 -2
<Anthrax_Victim_7> Mark: do me a favor and put on a thong with big targets... guest 0 -7
<kt> i got my tongue pierced guest 0 231
<Yumblie> I'm modest too, that's what makes me so magnificent and stupendous... guest 0 60
<slow> once i was whacking off and i seen my own dick and it made me not have... guest 0 -2
<OveRKiLL> iom tyoping w ith myi dick rihgt now. guest 0 9
<[m]egaloB> don't eat from taco bell. just save yourself 45 minutes and flush... guest 0 43
<TheWolf> god damn my fuckin bowels guest 0 59
tom: she has such a nice ass guest 0 268
<kow> I went to laser quest today guest 0 250
<niwa> hey vildauget guest 0 112
<@Corosion> smartass =P guest 0 74
<MafiaItaliana> do you remember the first time you got head? guest 0 76
<@vaL_> damn... this cute girl came home woohoo guest 0 61
<etiolate> i am a lil loose tonight guest 0 90
<Phantom> I heard the funniest thing on DBZ today guest 0 238
<Shinj> I'm more of a sexual, er... Monkey. guest 0 5
(Kyro): lofl guest 0 170
<QorpsE> the best was the guy who died from too much CS guest 0 51
<Kinto> That totally sucked. guest 0 188
[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are guest 0 74
<CaptainCasual> /me thrusts doors open vilolently guest 0 202
<Bro`> pikachu guest 0 79
<bec> whats the temperature up there in canada? guest 0 162
<Kevyn> I wish I was in a wheelchair, then I could go to the mall without... guest 0 0
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<websloth> i'm going to invent a "dewey decimal system" for organizing porn guest 0 122
<Kurohito> im not european guest 0 56
<3vildr3@d> I hate gays guest 0 133
<Grue> I say we seperate the country into two parts. The people with brains... guest 0 251
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<Seaker> I just ate supper and then puked it up straight away, does that mean... guest 0 218
<Stalker> Up what? guest 0 51
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude guest 0 225
<LightYear> I would just get a cellphone recharger for the A/C guest 0 100
* morn is now known as sarah15 guest 0 124
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<Trooper> we are l33t guest 0 0
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<NestyPoo> man guest 0 131
<Sanguinius> btw never have a shuwing gum pacet in your jeans pocket when you... guest 0 0
<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways guest 0 60
<xpander> fuck this toolset is the SHIT guest 0 96
<p0tat03> How to Score, Chapter 4: Make Sure You Have a Pimpin Suit guest 0 58
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<Pseudobrb> Ah, nothin' makes a man feel better than takin' a dump. It's like... guest 0 -1
<Yukanojo> <kjustice> if everyone was constipated all the time, life would be... guest 0 104
-ChanServ- [#etheria] Welcome to Etheria. Please be sure to read the !rules. I... guest 0 59
<Pseudonym> And in other news, I scored a freelance web design job. guest 0 28
*** Eskimo-Steve is now known as Eskimo-Steve|shower guest 0 -2
<Pseudonym> I love how all through GTA3 there's an anti-drug theme guest 0 41
<Randomman> I would'nt be late for work so often if only my cock would go off... guest 0 317
<Kevyn> I AM COOL. THE END. guest 0 331
<Kevyn> That's how I always play The Sims. I put one fat old guy and one little... guest 0 234
<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who... guest 0 177
kewy: puff puff guest 0 0
<Jasmine> kat works for cunts :) guest 0 5
<khalek> can't you shell out into the real world? guest 0 132
<pizzathie> sex? what's that? guest 0 72
<ambr> s/the/teh/ guest 0 -1
<ungod> stormo was talking about sex leigh :( guest 0 2
<Aza> im not THAT asian guest 0 -2
<Swank> I really only use lisp these days for scriptin tools for emacs guest 0 34
<do0ne> what does it mean when explorer crashes often. guest 0 -2
·bdjuf· Customer: "How much do Windows cost?" guest 0 83
<rdgzt> I went through my logs and looked for funny stuff. guest 0 81
<manual_overide> so there was this one time, i took this huge crap.... guest 0 -2
<SK-lurk> I shall take this opportunity to reboot guest 0 -1
<mikerosoft666>: CILF, car i'd like to fuck. guest 0 106
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<Demosthenes> one of the members of n'sync is going up in a russian rocket and... guest 0 150
< greenrd> 127.0.0.1 goatse.cx #This is to try and ensure that I'll never... guest 0 -1
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<ieatrocks> you know what i love? guest 0 76
<aphelion> 'GKZKGJ guest 0 59
<Ksilebo> Why is it I want to marry SlashChick more and more every day? guest 0 154
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<FrostyGunna> i took a 0 second dump guest 0 126
cyateon: unbore me. guest 0 233
<brainbox> damn, I've been at uni 2 years now guest 0 181
<Kapplar> Ben, are you on a Static IP? guest 0 117
churchonmondays: whatcha up to? guest 0 151
<GnuVince> wanna know my brother's new CS handle? guest 0 8
<Kint> King Quest :) guest 0 124
GrndBe: The primary blockade in the way of my current interest of sexual nature... guest 0 39
<sweede> i've watched him do the following (it was on my lame p133 even) in... guest 0 159
<mnk0> i dont even smoke that much weed anymore guest 0 164
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<EmperorVlad[EE]> man skorp guest 0 137
<drunkers> how do i know its you WILL? how many fingers am i holding up? guest 0 180
<Racecraft> the current williams livery hasn't grown on me as much as the canon... guest 0 -2
<drunkers> any of you sweet cookies wanna chat? guest 0 119
<l~cruxis> I wanna do /ignore on some ppl irl sometimes, does that count? guest 0 0
<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare guest 0 0
<FiZi> I WANT YOU TO CALL ME guest 0 126
<Tac0> FiZi guest 0 350
<Sniper_12> Hey, Can You Download Memory for your Video Card? guest 0 0
<Breianna> no useless profanity? guest 0 112
<Bludshed> dang guest 0 77
<DirtyRedDownSouth> Your a boy guest 0 -3
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ShidouK: That was about as funny as putting myself through a woodchipper. guest 0 25
<sprite> blah guest 0 53
<Twinge> Laziness + Apathy = me sleeping in my clothes. guest 0 115
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<rawrbaby> it turned out it was just a rash from not going to the bathroom for... guest 0 129
<TiGryphon> EvilJoven: This was taken into account when he was buried, and in... guest 0 231
<xxFrogxx> Today when I was at the gym, I caught this dood checking out my... guest 0 211
<Sabrina> she must have been special.. guest 0 223
<@boohiss> YOU AREN'T MY REAL FATHER guest 0 266
<Callero> I managed to pour a glass of champagne and orange juice in my... guest 0 198
*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by... guest 0 49
[ssinct] how do you spell the light sabre noise? guest 0 118
<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls... guest 0 40
<kinderkid> my man is at home..... playing playstation.... and i was here... guest 0 54
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<aday> one day, im gonna make it into geekissues.org/quotes one day guest 0 -2
<InterPhantom> Man... I was gonna make a crack about some wierd venirial... guest 0 37
<Pryde> okay I gotta go rescue a cow - bbl later guest 0 156
<@FiveNine> sailor moon is hot guest 0 3
<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? guest 0 143
<dragondyne> Everdraed: lets play some tetris motherfucker guest 0 214
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<RG-M1> i hope that if i ever get raped some day, it's by a monster with crazy... guest 0 2
<Makes> that was real cute, asshole guest 0 164
<hello_c> jon: you god damned pervert! guest 0 349
<mbks|AfRoPuFf-Nt-> see more h4x action..thatz what the public wants..thatz... guest 0 -2
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Vizspring: time for dual-computer action :-) guest 0 7
<OlDirtyB> thats why i fuck sheep next to cliffs guest 0 18
<Rattus> i hate it when i'm listeningf to loveline on the radio, then i turn my... guest 0 -2
<skwerrel> i know a guy who brings his apple notebook (whatever the hell... guest 0 155
<@OlDirtyB> YOU NEED A GLASS OF STFU guest 0 118
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<pure_arf> relapse you can fuck with most new tv infrared receivers guest 0 147
<Midian> ah yes guest 0 141
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<silvershine> Pigs have corkscrew penises. ._. guest 0 185
<d3m|silence`sleepyweepy> he is just an asshole and feels he needs to use... guest 0 12
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<Turbovec> SCREW THE ATOMIC BOMB, I WANT THE FUCKING ATOMIC BONG! guest 0 -3
[#HLM Gamesnet] guest 0 155
<jwz> "Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby" guest 0 144
<splat_v2> bob is in a pigfucker mood! guest 0 103
<Temptrezz> Do you ever find yourself going out to dinner with people you can't... guest 0 172
<JessiA> that's weird though guest 0 114
<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too? guest 0 43
<Fryth> anyone seen the movie pi guest 0 138
<Calrathan> fembot: your thing got cut off guest 0 -1
<Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the... guest 0 -1
<jitspoe> friends, heh! Social interaction! Heh, a game programmer craves not... guest 0 158
<Zimbu> Listening to WvSoulja's raps is like masturbating with a cheese... guest 0 44
<Penguin> My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. guest 0 224
<Fembot> weight is like a Mississippi marriage -- purely relative. guest 0 5
<carcoal> what's a good car? guest 0 111
<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups guest 0 66
<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them... guest 0 73
<rastie> Jit Did you know you and me have 5 balls combined guest 0 86
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<[Pull]-[a]-[Bong]> here guys lemme drop some knoledge on yuou guest 0 0
* MFornal remembers when he used to sit on here all night, every night. guest 0 139
<xbain> "statistics show that teen pregnancy significantly drops off after age... guest 0 325
<hadeZ> you live on your own right? guest 0 5
<Rokan> WTF is that road sign mean..... guest 0 98
<Zimbu> (my DDR trips prove the point that a fat sweaty kid walking around a... guest 0 2
<Fryth> TV is boring, too uninteractive guest 0 134
<BeRsErK> omfg guest 0 189
<humpy> "I was in #paintball on the enterthegame network. Everyone around me... guest 0 130
<Work|Calrathan> "there are 237,482 people in line infront of you. Do you wish... guest 0 202
<KuIpo> does anyone know how to burn a dreamcast game? guest 0 116
*** Malcolm was kicked by Sad|Wk (Moo to you too) guest 0 -1
<Brewsky> yeah shit changes quickly guest 0 -1
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*** mick700 was kicked by ChanServ (People like you should be hung from metal... guest 0 84
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<Lyme> note to self: accidentally turning off surge protector with pinky toe =... guest 0 89
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<Phil> that chick was cute guest 0 131
<Nate`> i am a l33t script0r guest 0 96
<carone> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?16589 guest 0 -2
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<pb2x> not like I know anything guest 0 137
<jitspoe> birds don't have a penis guest 0 8
* Protocol stabs Scythe in the knee with a rusty bent screwdriver *crunch" guest 0 151
* gibb blinks guest 0 53
<DaveMan> isnt hentai just crappy manga? guest 0 -1
<S8NSSON-cantDCC> *gigle* while i wiggle guest 0 53
<+rm-Symp> im 500 lbs. @ 4'3" guest 0 169
*** Joins: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000) guest 0 222
<Greylark> the phrase "pet peeves" is one of my pet peeves guest 0 76
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<Jessi> Vag fingered me over 10 times in 2 minutes! guest 0 -1
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<Roshi> Counter Strike sucks cock! guest 0 -2
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet? guest 0 -10
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet? guest 0 -6
<Rich2> After reading how The Passion of Joan of Arc was thought lost forever... guest 0 9
<nzc> actually guest 0 245
<count^> real life is just something the government invented to steal my money guest 0 154
<jp__> will somebody PLEASE HELP ME GET GNOME INSTALLED?!?! guest 0 56
<Fishbait> Hmm i found a nice site err brb guest 0 0
<Ferncraft3> !plist guest 0 6
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<Lut> haha wtf guest 0 259
<Jayextee> Does that +M thing have _anything_ to do with the fact that 'the... guest 0 0
<[Piratez]> you think god exists? guest 0 13
[assman] if you wouldnt fuck brad pitt then you're gay guest 0 3
[dozer] i raped the olsen twins and i didn't get any experience guest 0 -2
[cyclochuu] any of u guys ever fuck a watermelon after its been in the microwave guest 0 5
[dozer] if i say what i wanted to say i'd probably get quoted/laughed at so i'm... guest 0 11
<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms guest 0 241
<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the... guest 0 87
<BloodNose> I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp* guest 0 167
<Morphious> in 7 yrs ive hacked 200 people guest 0 -2
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<LynxCrR>You'd think if something were trivial you wouldn't fail at it. guest 0 150
<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water... guest 0 0
<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got? guest 0 184
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<Wolf_> Gawddamnit, cant watch these geekissues quotes for long, that damn... guest 0 -1
<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I... guest 0 102
<Sniperwolf> Im intending to whip you with meh cat5 if you dont shut up! guest 0 19
<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want... guest 0 19
<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D guest 0 19
<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass! guest 0 30
<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For... guest 0 243
<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild. guest 0 13
<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but... guest 0 123
<GrandTheftNintendo> wtf is an oligarchy guest 0 14
<netmunky> i just ate guest 0 26
<LaBOMBa> I forfeited a wrestling match to this dude becuase his name was Dick... guest 0 171
Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!! guest 0 7
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<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today guest 0 139
<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to... guest 0 0
<PRoGRaMMeRQ> UnkNowN_A_hole likes it up the UnkNowN guest 0 0
<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick guest 0 110
<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio? guest 0 1
* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom) guest 0 94
* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks guest 0 104
<heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity guest 0 170
<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister guest 0 16
[08:40] <GreenNight> voodoo mmm guest 0 92
<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think... guest 0 122
<eleven> hitler guest 0 38
<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a... guest 0 152
<BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site guest 0 122
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<Rival|prophecy> god some guy named whois keeps messaging me with all this... guest 0 67
<cam[gt]> is it bad if you're driving down the road and see an address on a... guest 0 109
<danie2> do you have a gf? guest 0 411
<MadStarman> if you ever woke up with your underwear off and white stuff in... guest 0 -2
* Elysian changes topic to 'Metallica is the best thing to happen to pop since... guest 0 46
<destruct> my boss just said o/~ be a man o/~ guest 0 111
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<RuTaLiA> i *know* im a receptionist, but it would make my job a lot easier if... guest 0 147
<indecisive> I WISH I WAS LIKE 5 guest 0 142
<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something guest 0 30
<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and... guest 0 22
<MixieArmadillo> hahaha guest 0 172
A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with... guest 0 1
<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping... guest 0 121
<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~ guest 0 96
<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then... guest 0 14
<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd guest 0 100
<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy guest 0 69
<Kirke> I had interests too guest 0 113
<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum guest 0 1
<tim``> i dont guest 0 0
<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up... guest 0 0
<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky... guest 0 74
<Iggz> screw it guest 0 126
<Jarp> i am 19 years old guest 0 9
<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D guest 0 133
<GameFang11> He says, and he pulls out sword from the wall guest 0 36
<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more... guest 0 98
<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive... guest 0 148
<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP SELLING STUFF_ guest 0 -1
<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town. guest 0 -1
<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and... guest 0 0
<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody guest 0 38
<HydroSqueegee> i had a very strange dream the other day i was sucking my own... guest 0 2
<^TheRock^> vagina? guest 0 -2
&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting) guest 0 0
<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge guest 0 -1
<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now. guest 0 91
<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with guest 0 171
<StalkerofurSoul> I only sexually harass midgets guest 0 11
<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ? guest 0 101
<deh> fuck guest 0 119
<Xetrov`> bbiab guest 0 91
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4 guest 0 3
<barbye> wtf is this guest 0 0
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to... guest 0 52
<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat? guest 0 339
Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?" guest 0 122
<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] -... guest 0 98
<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat! guest 0 24
<Heinz89> seen alric guest 0 134
insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up... guest 0 101
<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x guest 0 127
<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains... guest 0 24
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how. guest 0 309
iamouija: Because I'm Jewish guest 0 -1
<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night? guest 0 188
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks guest 0 4
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that guest 0 50
(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all the day... guest 0 20
<Pete^> I guest 0 -5
<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow guest 0 235
<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users" guest 0 153
<Zombie> sisters are good guest 0 6
<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets guest 0 25
<RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> ROTFBMALFO! (As seen on www.geekissues.org/quotes guest 0 -2
<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are? guest 0 265
<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred guest 0 86
<prok> still living at home :/ guest 0 199
<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce guest 0 160
<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw. guest 0 112
<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking abacus! guest 0 157
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house. guest 0 3
<tps-> SAT I Verbal: 390-480 89% guest 0 12
<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with... guest 0 21
<JustNoodle> be right back guest 0 277
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<eller> I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY HAND TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! guest 0 -2
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<Thodin> I'm known to be download happy... I think I have seven copies of the... guest 0 0
<Diamond> I just got done watching porn. guest 0 110
<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that? guest 0 171
*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of the child in a... guest 0 -1
<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok guest 0 78
<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate guest 0 15
<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from guest 0 -1
<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house guest 0 7
<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger boobs than her is... guest 0 4
<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself? guest 0 158
<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife? guest 0 29
<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf guest 0 268
<SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED guest 0 80
<Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling me it's invalid. guest 0 177
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway guest 0 210
<CardboardArmor> The Great Unclean One will get around to your sheet when he... guest 0 -1
<TheBusDriver> the ping from me to the end of my penis is like 3 minutes guest 0 -2
<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!! guest 0 203
<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim guest 0 79
<+meb> after ten minutes of trying to get him off guest 0 5
<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them guest 0 18
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<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc guest 0 0
<Stryker> i dunno, RPGs are pretty cool guest 0 6
<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem guest 0 183
<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be... guest 0 101
<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually. guest 0 108
<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did you not recieve... guest 0 -1
<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working... guest 0 186
<reston> make jizz ice cubes guest 0 117
*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now with Vitamins A... guest 0 91
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about guest 0 111
<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel hahahaha! guest 0 131
<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass. guest 0 149
<[56]Firestorm_dude_slick> is there anyway to play a 350 mhz game on a 300 mhz... guest 0 9
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3... guest 0 3
<isajeep> I try to blossum once or twice a year guest 0 0
<Claus> I sell children to old women guest 0 20
<Isajeep> I wanna get some of those aguilera short shorts guest 0 6
<xenothrope> WHO IS THE MOST TALENTED PRON STAR?!?! guest 0 4
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<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site guest 0 3
<Phoenix15> God, I wish someone was here. I am getting goofy guest 0 0
<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what... guest 0 139
<rooster> i think it's sad when a family is torn apart by something as simple... guest 0 357
<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things guest 0 0
<Tetrad> holy shit guest 0 58
<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if... guest 0 2
<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes guest 0 4
<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors... guest 0 351
<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running guest 0 0
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<epic> so are MP movie rips good? guest 0 46
<[H]AMD_Gamer1> yeah guest 0 47
<acerdude> what is usenet? guest 0 -1
<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work guest 0 -1
<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything. guest 0 154
<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest... guest 0 30
<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer... guest 0 91
<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about banging rzr's sister guest 0 -1
<NickBlasta> i always dream and then wake up and i was like woah was that real guest 0 60
<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your morality? guest 0 328
<Muppet> *arf arf* guest 0 143
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone guest 0 -2
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< Danelope> I know what I need. guest 0 114
<Hoju> have you seen this? http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/ guest 0 0
<@|nsid3r> this thing is puking on me guest 0 -2
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<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay... guest 0 5
<PuyoDead> gahaha, I'm watching some porn live cam, and the girl is just... guest 0 245
<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man???? guest 0 212
<Sterring> please , I don't really understand english expression cause I'm not... guest 0 144
<Oldboy> mt dew shrinks your cock guest 0 -1
<Ickarus> no one could disguise themselves as me, they'd never pull of my... guest 0 86
<Funk> Hey I have a question for your mother guest 0 222
<dodge> oh shit, i got icecream on my keyboard guest 0 142
<_ENiGMA_> Fuckin telstra guest 0 192
<Zanshin> Ignitor: you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the... guest 0 -2
<AJK> puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in... guest 0 154
* C|3avag3 has quit IRC (Quit: Wh0 Am |? U sure u wanna know? If somebody told... guest 0 228
<Fishfood> HAHAH guest 0 101
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<sacarna> jay z - it's a hard knock life (ghetto anthem).mp3 guest 0 124
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Vrex989: know wonder you failed english guest 0 119
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<felix> we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right? guest 0 36
<@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex guest 0 108
<BriTnEy77> wait why cant i see anything the video like froze? guest 0 229
<phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k guest 0 77
<Cyberllam> today has been about nothing but good news guest 0 193
<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed... guest 0 191
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<@harb> Also, the waitress at Applebee's thought we were gay. guest 0 126
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<lasthero> i own a lot of cds guest 0 44
<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY guest 0 94
<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover? guest 0 73
<jim_the_hat> without programmers you would not be able to chat on irc 15 hours... guest 0 52
TallyHoTheZebra: i love fire guest 0 70
<Justice-P-> africa totally ruins that picture; the stripes make it stand out... guest 0 -2
<Cross> I was at the kareoke bar last night guest 0 357
<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho guest 0 57
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<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I... guest 0 58
<redfox> hmmm.. i heard a loud noise downstairs guest 0 191
<Wee_AL> ah well im prosb gona buy the new RHCP album guest 0 44
<Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD.. guest 0 56
<@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find unsuspecting... guest 0 163
<MrPuppy> like 3 hours ago guest 0 127
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<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins... guest 0 8
<@Afterglow> . I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including... guest 0 116
<kdoom> Duke: you need a hobby guest 0 122
< Tilt-GOD> well i gotta go find some little kids to kidnap and take back to my... guest 0 32
[ctcp(the_sponge)] PING guest 0 -1
<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja... guest 0 32
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<mewse> my sdl prog is segfaulting, fuck guest 0 -1
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< Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN PORN SEEN DIVX at... guest 0 4
[#perl] guest 0 65
<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake guest 0 6
<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with... guest 0 38
<manero> MANLY THINGS: guest 0 164
<roman> as soon as i wake up, i'm going to the atm to get 200 bucks.. guest 0 76
< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it guest 0 37
<limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap ourseves in plastic... guest 0 213
<Tocool> Im so bored guest 0 13
<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes guest 0 161
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<Abit667> its hard to tell the difference between dick and ass sometimes guest 0 19
<Packet> my boss just walked by one of the contractors that get canned friday guest 0 148
<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh... guest 0 10
<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock? guest 0 0
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<B-ob> if (sleep < 0) then talk = null guest 0 -1
Pat877: nice... guest 0 51
<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of... guest 0 149
<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing? guest 0 39
<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if... guest 0 165
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<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity guest 0 0
<+subzero> =) guest 0 180
<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D guest 0 0
<`bb20> i have some definition, but i want it to be cut guest 0 4
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<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no... guest 0 282
<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin... guest 0 131
<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting... guest 0 248
<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... guest 0 408
<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you? guest 0 1
<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces. guest 0 134
<loser> http://www.goatse.cx guest 0 63
{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such... guest 0 -1
{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in... guest 0 7
<QiCK> Don't I just look ravishing in my father's dress. guest 0 128
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<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt guest 0 0
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{KatmanDu} I'm hung like a baby. guest 0 89
<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers... guest 0 139
{Plag} i liked women at 13 guest 0 225
{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and... guest 0 204
<Genocide7> Happy B-day Ass. guest 0 123
<@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone guest 0 118
<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants guest 0 0
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<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk guest 0 1
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ForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis. guest 0 44
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<Vill> I think anti-cornform has great meaning to an eleiteist guest 0 28
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<Deke> living with a Tobin is odd guest 0 337
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Doctor_Rohipnol: bad sex is like bad pizza guest 0 112
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<`Tenshi> ass munch. guest 0 22
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<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can download it too!!! guest 0 56
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<kel> she's not great looking guest 0 -1
<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go fuck a turkey?" guest 0 152
<McManus-wrk> how 'bout a pr0n site? you'd get tons of hits :) guest 0 62
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<billyblacktop> yo yo yo, sup my niggas? guest 0 403
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<Roberto> My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid... guest 0 14
<@E-vangelist> are asian masturbation jokes shorter? guest 0 98
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<gh5046> Witness the amazing power of and ice-cold lemon lime soda as I pour it... guest 0 13
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<WoHo> jacob I have the highest grades in english in mah class :[ guest 0 28
<NoahSoft> wizdom: Where? guest 0 62
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<KagoniKnight>: You know how sometimes a dog humps your leg? guest 0 61
<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted guest 0 149
<mb> everytime i've seen Iron Chef they always use sweet fish guest 0 -1
<yesyouam> marijuana and unix permissions don't mix guest 0 133
<yesyouam> Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol guest 0 49
<Clitlover> I am not into that. guest 0 211
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* C|sur hates being a genius. guest 0 51
<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason! guest 0 87
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<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the Necker Hospital... guest 0 221
<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does... guest 0 114
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<Hexboy>I have a good idea. guest 0 121
<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that... guest 0 196
<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla guest 0 185
Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit guest 0 -1
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<sev0> remember in school? guest 0 189
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<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;) guest 0 2
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<HobophobE> most chicks have a maternal instinct guest 0 54
<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC guest 0 100
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*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose) guest 0 172
<esokitty> FUCKING A guest 0 155
<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite? guest 0 14
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<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little communist cuban ass... guest 0 -1
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<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new... guest 0 -1
<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel? guest 0 89
<SaraMarie> the houston texans guest 0 -1
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<DaveMan> nerds dont dance guest 0 24
<BoZZ> my thing don't work... guest 0 1
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<m00ks> ooop that almost wasn't a fart. Brb. guest 0 89
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<Jugernaut> CLICK CLICK BOOM guest 0 127
<elinsox> dude my boss rules guest 0 188
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<UGPYitEarp> I think part of McDonalds employee training is a seminar called... guest 0 114
[ +Mattster ] in an emergency, the hard drive will launch itself through my... guest 0 163
<mrfrosty> your'e a faggot short of a raging fire guest 0 161
<Serevok> does your penis reach the city of Montreal? guest 0 15
(neruaL) my mom's computer guest 0 215
<mrfrosty> From: webmaster@P0PMAILER.ORG guest 0 15
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<teresa> how is your meeting guest 0 516
<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song'... guest 0 24
<sup-yo> sporting the zima guest 0 17
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<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude guest 0 220
<Read^Tired>: u just like sucking ur own dick guest 0 21
<wof> does anyone really use emacs? guest 0 156
<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs guest 0 94
<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service guest 0 -1
<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees guest 0 96
<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc? guest 0 -1
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<Yeo> BEER IS LIQUID BREAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOU guest 0 35
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<DELTRON> Do fish have assholes? guest 0 0
<DELTRON> Sometimes I wish tomatoes could speak. guest 0 68
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<zamros> When the hell did "I CAN'T RELATE" stop people producing porn about... guest 0 -2
<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex? guest 0 377
<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222? guest 0 -3
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<goferdude> What's "hockey"? guest 0 241
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<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great... guest 0 -1
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<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by... guest 0 223
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<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf guest 0 -2
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<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz... guest 0 26
<Josho> i HATE guest 0 60
<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train guest 0 85
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-Stevie-O- from what I hear, the average WebTV user makes it look like the... guest 0 104
<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ? guest 0 6
<murderoustroll> what do you guys think.. my freinds mum splits neurons n shit... guest 0 -2
<gig103> I drove by the fire department the other day, and they had a big... guest 0 435
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<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s guest 0 137
*** Now talking in #clubsi.com guest 0 124
<^bat-sai> sendai :p guest 0 110
<ninth> creed is the cutting edge guest 0 163
<mrm> i hate realplayer guest 0 360
<Samrod> while ME, on the other hand, FOUND a digital Casio watch, spend 2 days... guest 0 127
<SamGod> crap, not only does my everything hurt, I can't breath fresh air 'cuz... guest 0 171
<SamGod> I turn on the faucet to wash my hands, put my hands in the stream of... guest 0 170
<|^V^|Grim_Reaper> sorry but im exstreamly intelagent and i have a dick and my... guest 0 -1
<Zorix> fuckin sob.. one of utelfla's routers is down guest 0 1
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<mikem> Myst IV: Yes Mac Users Still Think This Is Fun guest 0 104
<+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your dick guest 0 471
<HighKaramba> people who live in silicon houses should not throw pocket... guest 0 -1
<Godless1> I didn't see it posted asshole guest 0 110
<funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen our... guest 0 143
<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks, guest 0 183
(juslooken) i looked at the bouncer and said 'u dont need to see my id' guest 0 282
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EpsilonII> Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie in the remake of "A... guest 0 -1
HalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to go into fetal... guest 0 170
<Ouroboros> The large print giveth, and the fine print taketh away. guest 0 200
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<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos. I would have taken... guest 0 236
<Achan> Sanders, what does a car having sex sound like? guest 0 0
<Lyon> erll, i'm ogg yo trsf snf dlrrp guest 0 341
<Actaeon> Stupid three-dimensional universe. guest 0 163
<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop... guest 0 50
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<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE guest 0 182
<vqhmdragn> rawk! guest 0 2
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<Jon-> they need to put some quality warez and movies on microsoft.com guest 0 119
<EnemyFC> can you feel the love i'm excreting from my pores? guest 0 76
<Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can put it back... guest 0 0
<Chrizto> one day someone on this channel will die and their last words guest 0 104
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<SiZZuRp> what has 7 balls and screws old ladies? guest 0 234
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<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard guest 0 16
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[markel(markel@i.got.shelled.at.shellyeah.org)] do you think if you walked down... guest 0 57
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<Xney> how goes the job search? guest 0 135
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<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun guest 0 4
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<lammah> getting your own AS: $250 setting up your own network: $100k guest 0 0
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<depresso> Compaq FAQ: Where is the ANY Key? (FAQ2859) guest 0 181
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<EarthShaman> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get guest 0 136
<marcus> can you make a cisco route packets based on their source address? guest 0 184
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<FlashMan> we had a guy at pyramid who was stupid enough to plug a mac monitor guest 0 0
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<Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light bulb?" guest 0 35
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<PetrDoubt> Gee, the people who moved alzheimers.net's DNS away from us forgot guest 0 185
<PetrDoubt> OK, kids...what's the maximum number of SOAs per zone? guest 0 7
<PetrDoubt> "Our local support is in Dallas, sir." guest 0 -1
<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?> guest 0 180
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<dem-> how long does it take for best to turn up my FR from 128 to 384? like guest 0 0
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<ktmguy> Ray from Pac Bell: "Yeah, I can't get this line up." guest 0 124
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<enJoy> just the other day guest 0 152
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Bezoar of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get... guest 0 166
Leftist i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space. guest 0 176
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<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire guest 0 5
<ouija> He likes to hit on girls guest 0 160
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<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than your ancestor apes guest 0 94
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<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos guest 0 0
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<mota> I WAS RIGHT guest 0 0
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[Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too! guest 0 125
<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video of JFK getting... guest 0 173
<merl> in the UK things are generally pretty wet guest 0 134
<[mac]> whats virii? guest 0 8
<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if i wanna support... guest 0 56
<Mug> ncencence guest 0 38
<ZondrZout> "you" guest 0 15
<teddyg> any1 here like fred dursts lyrics guest 0 143
<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another cd-rom drive all of a... guest 0 109
<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ guest 0 99
<Setups> is it a forest fire? guest 0 221
<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its games :) guest 0 120
<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati? guest 0 1
<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last night, had to leave... guest 0 18
<CWV>Incubus> im pretty shure that im the quintessences of punkness guest 0 0
<cosyc> i dont drunk much either guest 0 0
<+PlasticLSD> shes talking about they time they tried anal beads on her guest 0 5
<ZondrZout> You sloppy ASP coders! guest 0 136
<loud_as_it_getz> yea well guest 0 5
<andyd> No, I'm not being difficult guest 0 121
<Helios> Guess what I've got in my hand RIGHT NOW guest 0 6
<@dR¦> gn guest 0 112
<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and... guest 0 131
<dR i l l 6 2> if it wasn't for the patience developed from windows, guest 0 0
<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE... guest 0 432
<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as... guest 0 47
úùú Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout guest 0 169
<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge guest 0 78
|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I... guest 0 3
<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson. guest 0 226
<Kallahar> use telnet guest 0 156
<fahrvergnugen> wow guest 0 80
<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code' guest 0 331
<drdink> 1. what the fuck is an 'arsehole' guest 0 -2
<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless? guest 0 24
(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank guest 0 110
<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once guest 0 211
<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong guest 0 138
[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last... guest 0 25
[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or... guest 0 194
[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I... guest 0 135
*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck guest 0 53
<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute. guest 0 64
<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god guest 0 -1
<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink... guest 0 11
* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even... guest 0 103
<cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter guest 0 109
<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies. guest 0 150
<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya? guest 0 8
<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!" guest 0 0
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<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i... guest 0 0
[mos6581] i got komeetta cable modem and it's the worst shit ever guest 0 -1
<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in... guest 0 -2
<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than... guest 0 38
<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters... guest 0 65
<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the... guest 0 171
<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan... guest 0 0
<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy guest 0 100
ùíù WALLOP lilo: Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for... guest 0 82
ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes guest 0 164
<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home guest 0 7
<bring> My mom, out of the blue guest 0 257
<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a... guest 0 0
<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too guest 0 163
<Erad> homophobics are gay guest 0 73
<Icereaver> how do i go afk? guest 0 99
<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the... guest 0 2418
<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean guest 0 120
<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher... guest 0 138
<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better programmer than... guest 0 62
<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about it whan the you... guest 0 -1
<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put your hands up guest 0 -1
<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem' guest 0 9
<SS|Away|Dreaming|> RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Take your chances. 2:1 odds. Type @pull... guest 0 152
@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my... guest 0 89
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<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site guest 0 4
<SEXY_TEEN_GUY> aN¥ MeLß GiRLS 12-16 WaNNa CHaT To Gu¥ WHo iS SiCK oF SPeaKiNG... guest 0 -2
<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates guest 0 0
<TRiP]> so you got a bf? guest 0 220
<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script. guest 0 220
<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter guest 0 5
[01:03am] ·ct· last night guest 0 95
<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine? guest 0 24
(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could... guest 0 212
<Azadre> Computers kick ass guest 0 122
<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel... guest 0 140
--> guest (~SportsCar@166.111.6.93) has joined #lgl guest 0 130
(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? guest 0 160
<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw guest 0 238
<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ? guest 0 210
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for? guest 0 3
<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight guest 0 130
<TsN|EvilMonkey> hmm guest 0 151
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :( guest 0 111
<collie> Why did irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me? guest 0 -1
<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood guest 0 14
<s___> nair is scary guest 0 6
<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your guest 0 72
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS guest 0 -4
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc? guest 0 195
<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything... guest 0 291
<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good. guest 0 -2
<deltax> your not to smart guest 0 148
<morbid> shh we are sleeping. guest 0 23
<morbid> I had this plan guest 0 64
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if... guest 0 229
* lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud guest 0 0
<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb guest 0 123
<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back... guest 0 131
<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself guest 0 0
<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir guest 0 126
<tortoise> what should i name my turtles? guest 0 1
<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving guest 0 119
<Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job guest 0 104
<adolf> [2:15 pm] [face:faceme@ix.netcom.com] thats all your bitch ass can do... guest 0 -1
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op guest 0 98
<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world... guest 0 -1
<nonplused> anal sex is funny guest 0 -1
<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist guest 0 76
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i... guest 0 8
<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls guest 0 11
*** CTCP RIMJOB reply from dh-: eating ass rools guest 0 -3
<antivert> flah. semen's nasty. guest 0 -3
<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her... guest 0 173
<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth guest 0 -3
<deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today guest 0 13
<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know. guest 0 0
<destruct> 10 isn't teenage! guest 0 0
<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending... guest 0 0
<PTM> when i was ten... guest 0 133
<blue_> Bullshit I am very smart dl and you fucking no it guest 0 0
<th0m> i've had cocaine stuck in my ass since then guest 0 0
<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r... guest 0 0
<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love... guest 0 -1
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Do has joined the party line. guest 0 0
<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!! guest 0 156
<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver guest 0 -1
<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random... guest 0 125
Zedd: i fucking hate kids. guest 0 252
<player> oh i lag hard guest 0 117
<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator... guest 0 152
<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere guest 0 178
[:: The_Brain] --> ppp9-2.aquanet.co.il guest 0 0
<Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and... guest 0 242
<@Aureal> Wow, free web space for only $15. guest 0 228
toAzron1:Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when... guest 0 202
[02:17:43] • +wysiwyg sings "your no good for me i dont need nobody, dont need... guest 0 97
<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair guest 0 83
<Funk> I need money fast. guest 0 247
<Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the... guest 0 -1
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man guest 0 271
<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz guest 0 0
<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him... guest 0 14
<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash guest 0 42
<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands...... guest 0 273
<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain? guest 0 158
<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today guest 0 160
(@Drizzt): being fat = broken guest 0 0
*** Lachlann was kicked by Gromph (omg , are u illeterate?) guest 0 3
(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG guest 0 2
(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D guest 0 67
(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in... guest 0 80
<JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume: Domestic Goddess <- Me guest 0 271
(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now guest 0 38
(@Kensey): what's a cack guest 0 -1
<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :( guest 0 118
<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was... guest 0 0
<[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline pilot has flight... guest 0 236
<Wilik> I should make a virus guest 0 140
<Wilik> i'd download the .txt version of the bible guest 0 0
<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your constantly downloading... guest 0 9
<ElZango> I was introduced to Tolkein by a trio of British social scientists in... guest 0 148
<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me? guest 0 24
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min guest 0 115
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<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay guest 0 255
<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina guest 0 132
<prick> "ALRIGHT LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS IM KILLING MYSELF NOW! PLEASE LEAVE... guest 0 175
<hewbert> goths have been progressivly wearing less clothing as the years have... guest 0 39
<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of something out of... guest 0 0
<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail... guest 0 70
<prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME. guest 0 27
<radar1976> want it? guest 0 0
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER guest 0 202
<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING MY COCK guest 0 -1
<fsdf> I DONT CARE I DONT LIKE TALKING TO NAZIS guest 0 -4
<prick> I hate parents who add letters to their kids' otherwise normal names guest 0 264
<@Chibi> You know you're pathetic when roaches are bigger than your penis :o guest 0 0
<Funk> I just watched the Tomb Raider film guest 0 -1
<usrg> cigarettes are carcinogenic, too guest 0 105
<Vedic> Boiling cheese = DON'T EAT guest 0 172
<homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink screen guest 0 -1
*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697 guest 0 216
<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful. guest 0 173
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation guest 0 233
<Taze> "LEGOLAS PANTS AS HE FILLS YOUR SHAKING LOVE TUNNEL WITH HIS LONG ELVEN... guest 0 171
<B|ack> I hate stupid people guest 0 1
Craig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: - spooky guest 0 88
* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins... guest 0 0
<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called guest 0 123
<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the world... guest 0 119
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<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to guest 0 13
<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak? guest 0 240
<jonatwork> i love it when nicki comes to the doorway to say something... guest 0 0
<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this... guest 0 16
@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck guest 0 158
<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small. guest 0 95
<TeamXtrem> i must suck guest 0 -3
<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks. guest 0 0
<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner guest 0 193
<clay> if i had a picture of jesus i'd put one in there guest 0 0
<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc guest 0 0
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type guest 0 95
<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P guest 0 125
<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75? guest 0 160
<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:( guest 0 76
<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here? guest 0 71
(In regards to the new proposed Ebay + paypal merger/acquisition): guest 0 0
<cix> they're outside aren't they? guest 0 161
<gweeds> wow guest 0 243
<griffin> im disappointed in my mom guest 0 140
<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users. guest 0 197
<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope>... guest 0 76
<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king guest 0 67
<Ria> Type in the search word, guest 0 92
<harb> I wanna sleep. Forever. guest 0 120
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<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial... guest 0 5
<antix> im bored guest 0 114
<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix guest 0 4
<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament... guest 0 198
(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on windows guest 0 0
<flier> woah 528 babe pics dled in 14 days guest 0 0
<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!? guest 0 -1
<Titu§ Crow> does that upset you tsukiyo? guest 0 123
<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world. guest 0 0
<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a... guest 0 31
* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion guest 0 161
<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking guest 0 243
<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem guest 0 0
<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks. guest 0 144
<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over guest 0 0
<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed with my keyboard guest 0 155
* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old... guest 0 0
<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U... guest 0 60
<PrincessLeia2> caffine is much less deadly tho' guest 0 60
<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =( guest 0 0
<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt? guest 0 170
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<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his... guest 0 8
<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it guest 0 48
<_aa_> ebay just bought paypal guest 0 264
<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you? guest 0 39
<^_-> oftentimes i'll be looking at porn and feel the urge for movies guest 0 154
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<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES. guest 0 -3
<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you? guest 0 7
<Shelstra> :(( guest 0 120
<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds. guest 0 195
<malcolm> I would appreciate it more if I didn't have to set JAVA_HOME and... guest 0 117
<malcolm> c pointers work just like laser pointers guest 0 -1
Malcolm: I think I'll start my own TV show. guest 0 61
<Numloxx> why is it that when i saw the book troubleshooting winXP, i... guest 0 -1
Lyme> UNDERPANTS! guest 0 138
<Paveourroads> in a multiplayer game, you can be all, "Look, I have cooler shit... guest 0 102
justRed-dammit> i wish i had the ability to go back in time and make sure that... guest 0 -1
Bug> Red, yer a nut. guest 0 0
[HyperKinetic] They ate each other, they moaned. They were zombies guest 0 117
[Dainichi] I want a penis! Hell, you have a penis, you can masturbate anywhere! guest 0 194
[Lyme] My granpa is seriously nuts. When my parents went to visit him for his... guest 0 85
Bug> (That really happened to a friend of mine. Her pitbull used her friend's... guest 0 93
BoobiePatutti> My mom is now telling me what Hobbits do with their feet at... guest 0 47
[Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek uniforms can't hide a... guest 0 139
Dainichi> I'm going to start a band called Hand Solo. guest 0 108
* EndersShadow remembers erector sets, you had to buy several before you had... guest 0 82
PhantomStark> <-- laughing too hard to express it in internet acronyms guest 0 193
ElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body... guest 0 91
HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt guest 0 104
<McMoo> i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy for my new place guest 0 78
Phantbert> I work at a pizza place guest 0 208
Dainichi> Sometimes, I really do think it'd be nifty-keen to have another me... guest 0 179
<Laggur>awwh man sorry to hear that your grandpa died guest 0 -3
* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t guest 0 5
<fireside> cum is teh nasty guest 0 0
<nihil-_> she's about as darling as waking up in the morning with another mans... guest 0 0
BeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex... guest 0 204
<GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a date guest 0 195
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static guest 0 274
<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God. guest 0 126
<D_Knight> I have return guest 0 111
* <r0b3r> sighs and ponders what to do now.... guest 0 59
<andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged by someone, just... guest 0 280
*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their offspring yearn to... guest 0 62
<Armiatge> When I was 5 guest 0 47
! Jacob likes normal guys too guest 0 -2
<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be... guest 0 120
<lid> so what did i miss guest 0 -1
<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called guest 0 -3
<madz> sbs, would you choose: Linux, or Windows? guest 0 49
<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag guest 0 79
<Sierro> I took her out for lunch... guest 0 120
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the guest 0 149
<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax guest 0 331
<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on... guest 0 205
<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones guest 0 250
<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB guest 0 94
<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M... guest 0 399
<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in guest 0 166
<hoche> heredocs, theredocs, everwhereadocsdocs guest 0 203
<stormin> what's asl? guest 0 77
<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to guest 0 172
slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit... guest 0 34
(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to... guest 0 157
<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me guest 0 0
<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal fluid guest 0 0
<joey`> what was that url again langdon guest 0 193
<Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... guest 0 -1
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<Adiemus> what country is .mk guest 0 7
<Doser> ill kick the shit out of him in an email if i dont get it in 5days guest 0 -1
<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees... guest 0 -2
<Choc> CARDIFF: Twelve people have been taken to hospital after Spanish world... guest 0 95
<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news guest 0 117
* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver) guest 0 103
<Agent_grey> i bought that starwars one, and im pretty sure theres a guy in a... guest 0 -2
<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife... guest 0 297
<dphead> I think my cat is sick :( guest 0 253
<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for? guest 0 165
<phunqe> As I was walking home from work the other day, I saw a funny ad in the... guest 0 201
<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone guest 0 94
<dudeforev> hehe guest 0 215
<Ixnorp> saber has a job? guest 0 67
<Entwife> I sometimes think we have one collective mind here that we just pass... guest 0 171
<Mantis> Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf guest 0 151
<Jester-> *rapes Eevee a lot* guest 0 159
<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy guest 0 84
|bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at... guest 0 154
|foomanchoo| i have a crush on this lady with a mullet at school, i think she... guest 0 11
<foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened at my workplace guest 0 409
<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now) guest 0 160
<Arky> im a repeat stupid guest 0 190
<Pepper-> "Dear valued customer, it appears you have attempted to transmit data... guest 0 194
<Pepper> BEEP BEEP YOU DONT HAVE ANCIENT 640x480 VESA DRIVERS ISNTALLED IM NOT... guest 0 0
<Hayd1488> Any Intelligent Women here? guest 0 237
<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today guest 0 -3
<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia guest 0 74
<TimMm> (\_/) guest 0 142
<Chelle> I'm gonna get something to eat - brb guest 0 356
[16:31:14] * flash- is away, back [log:OFF] [page:OFF] guest 0 -2
<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story. guest 0 21
<demagogue> :(){ :|:&};: guest 0 5
<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!! guest 0 89
<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday guest 0 221
<TrashCanB0B> Oregon guest 0 193
<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got... guest 0 47
<TripleAgent> well i didnt really, but ive poked my cats testicles...theyre are... guest 0 0
<Cow> fuck im good. guest 0 0
<kaMIKazE> your mother is crap in bed guest 0 -2
<KidDynamite> my tribes2 updater is out of date and i need to update my updater guest 0 114
<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm guest 0 18
<Agent_grey> kei: welcome to the internet, for the unintiated, it is a place of... guest 0 94
{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant cock of knowledge down your throat. guest 0 71
<V|-Nicotine> cog, i think u should go and be eaten in third world countries :P guest 0 0
<total> fucking fantastic phone guest 0 56
<Meke|Sleep> Lates, thanks. I'll tell the people of the world that IRCops... guest 0 11
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<@Beramode> nall? guest 0 435
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<Shounen> The expression "smooth as a baby's bottom" is socially acceptable. guest 0 149
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<Flirbnic> I have a time machine. guest 0 309
<Blondebeard> Sumez: Why are you always confusing me with Blood? :) guest 0 78
<Bone Man> anyone know how to setup a streming thingie for a webcam guest 0 52
<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma? guest 0 0
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<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia? guest 0 140
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<Hydrac7> Bukkake! guest 0 57
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<cave> what does stfu mean?? guest 0 267
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<mrunix> WCOME Ticker symbol has changed to: WWENT guest 0 -1
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<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand() guest 0 88
<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should... guest 0 54
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<@FoX> for the record guest 0 34
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<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> no. must slay Willian Shatner. guest 0 -1
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<SpunOne> To The Taliban: guest 0 158
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TX Luder : dude guest 0 178
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<@Nfs> what good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models? guest 0 1
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<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope guest 0 189
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<Speedsta> heh, just wasted 25c on a msg saying: ":`(" guest 0 0
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<Harrit> dv you arround? guest 0 -2
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<hep> husbands girlfriend EXTREMELY annoying guest 0 172
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<Mand> If I had to be an x-men, i'd be Gambit. guest 0 43
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<nwinter> i am the king of EXCEL. guest 0 153
<Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?" guest 0 7
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[S+Z] Signoff: Atlaz_ (.) guest 0 8
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<MoonFog> Accept my send!! guest 0 254
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<True_Blue> You ever buy ribbed condoms? guest 0 128
<luminosity> No wait... I can do better than that. they should develop a guest 0 2
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*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com guest 0 42
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<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't... guest 0 162
DeusXMac: sex? guest 0 117
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement... guest 0 91
<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1 guest 0 77
<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the... guest 0 27
<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse guest 0 136
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<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along guest 0 105
Greg um...: west is that way.. ---> guest 0 225
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<Vic> You there X? guest 0 289
<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh... guest 0 61
<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router. guest 0 -2
<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water guest 0 103
<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food? guest 0 142
<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants guest 0 344
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<duckman> do you say gash? guest 0 21
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<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night... guest 0 200
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<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia? guest 0 74
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adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world... guest 0 307
Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :) guest 0 5
<Spengler> you know what? guest 0 141
Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship... guest 0 71
mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek... guest 0 216
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<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual... guest 0 2
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<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks guest 0 5
<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are guest 0 0
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<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using... guest 0 54
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<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final guest 0 0
<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez guest 0 0
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TheGimpiestBean: i hate people.... guest 0 -1
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DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh. guest 0 0
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<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant. guest 0 90
<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB guest 0 206
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of... guest 0 6
<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh guest 0 5
<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available guest 0 102
<Josho> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with... guest 0 -2
<Giuslaien> hi!! guest 0 5
<caspah> I woke up guest 0 139
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<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl guest 0 117
<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles guest 0 13
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster guest 0 38
<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat guest 0 82
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337 guest 0 140
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<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse! guest 0 59
<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know guest 0 224
<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-( guest 0 122
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate guest 0 66
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be? guest 0 7
<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses guest 0 4
<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE! guest 0 120
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<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ? guest 0 99
<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot guest 0 108
<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops guest 0 124
<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school guest 0 145
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<MadMax> press the Alt key. guest 0 77
<BoShekk> hey guest 0 38
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one... guest 0 368
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<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes guest 0 -2
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<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so... guest 0 -3
<asvisn> there is no /leave guest 0 58
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian' guest 0 74
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity guest 0 186
<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a... guest 0 128
<DogFu> what kernel u have rental guest 0 0
<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them guest 0 -1
<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me guest 0 -2
<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth... guest 0 233
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate... guest 0 -1
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<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the... guest 0 -1
<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd. guest 0 116
<FOCK> god damn guest 0 2
<Ragnarok> i kinda like that guest 0 8
<evad> speaking of fucking sheep.. guest 0 88
<Cienna> were you breast fed? guest 0 126
<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron guest 0 -1
(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat? guest 0 -1
<treph> I have my computer guest 0 6
<stank> guys.. i went out tonight. guest 0 363
<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold guest 0 4
<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list guest 0 100
<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity... guest 0 2
<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular... guest 0 21
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<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the monitor.. guest 0 2
01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today! guest 0 0
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz guest 0 148
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<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and redhat's like "YOU... guest 0 106
<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life. guest 0 228
<dream> five girls. guest 0 103
<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where... guest 0 14
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking... guest 0 289
<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people guest 0 223
<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore throat? guest 0 165
<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain doing the... guest 0 141
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me guest 0 44
<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend. guest 0 268
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong guest 0 235
<jre> My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white substance. Is it... guest 0 229
<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and... guest 0 172
<[SZ]-Guest> hi guest 0 -2
<egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday guest 0 235
<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin. I refuse to eat anything smarter than me. Which... guest 0 211
<pork> gudrow: what about when you're driving and eating a sloppy meat pie and... guest 0 132
<jre> What should I read next, the Canterbury Tales, Don Quixote, or a book on... guest 0 163
<EVOLinc> hes like ok this comodor 64 is state of the art guest 0 -3
<Murder-Is-Funny> I know this girl who is supposedly kinda anti-social - so she... guest 0 388
<Brando457> is 1 KB bigger then a 700 MB disk ? guest 0 -1
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Panny: I could sell my soul back to my ex for a computer. guest 0 102
<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk people I judge as... guest 0 -2
<Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like, hold me, talk to... guest 0 -2
centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now guest 0 90
<Burnquist__> : /msg NickServ@services.dal.net IDENTIFY jillhanna guest 0 6
<BiG_GuY> did u know mother fucker what im gonna to do guest 0 -2
<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games guest 0 207
<oneiros> Damn it. guest 0 166
<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe. guest 0 128
<blaky> be back, gotta clean a fan guest 0 219
<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches guest 0 2
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<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism guest 0 230
<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE guest 0 15
<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria? guest 0 71
<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his bike guest 0 287
<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too guest 0 123
<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper guest 0 216
<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble guest 0 70
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<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl? guest 0 13
<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl guest 0 154
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<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world guest 0 225
<Deke> i figure if I can eat in a country, I speak the language well enough guest 0 11
<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail guest 0 96
<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber>... guest 0 -2
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<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be identified guest 0 -1
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<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to distract the wal-mart... guest 0 21
<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating... guest 0 120
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<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired guest 0 144
<Gekigangr> somewhere, out there on the net, is an HD full of lame quotes guest 0 177
<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate guest 0 201
<ChuffyCow> pr0n heals all wounds guest 0 134
<Lex> So, I support your decision to halt any imminent blowjobs with questions... guest 0 5
<axial> Which are the best PDAs these days? guest 0 21
<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language. guest 0 191
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<Hiryuu> "War, the musical!" guest 0 122
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<pure_sin> oi! guest 0 51
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n guest 0 0
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<Dayv> I was also raised by women. guest 0 0
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<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling? guest 0 204
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<DJTodd> My sister in law once asked me if it counted as sex if she fucked some... guest 0 192
<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion... guest 0 145
<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore... guest 0 1
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<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry guest 0 -1
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<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned guest 0 6
<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes... guest 0 0
<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of... guest 0 57
<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain! guest 0 112
<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel! guest 0 152
<czg> you're not gary larson guest 0 100
<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands guest 0 1
<RPG> Grrr guest 0 0
<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if... guest 0 156
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[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive guest 0 42
<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek? guest 0 174
<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a... guest 0 47
<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy. guest 0 118
«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle guest 0 4
<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again guest 0 3
<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined? guest 0 -1
<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the... guest 0 120
<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape? guest 0 69
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<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations... guest 0 127
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<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia guest 0 -3
<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt... guest 0 -3
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<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me! guest 0 113
<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY guest 0 -2
<StoneTear> damn i'm hot guest 0 2
<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone guest 0 102
:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable? guest 0 -1
<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my... guest 0 65
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing? guest 0 49
<Ven> Fuck guest 0 25
<IceX> :) sure i hate windows my self guest 0 -1
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<Yurmaster> I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. guest 0 2
<GC> i bought new disposable razors guest 0 83
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<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently guest 0 84
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<Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars. guest 0 12
<Bru> marriage is just a cover for individualised prostitution guest 0 18
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<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know? guest 0 9
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<jamesm> is it worth going to see Moulin Rouge? guest 0 118
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Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night guest 0 142
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<Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend on aim guest 0 99
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<AndrewB> Lonely.. guest 0 181
<tobester> woah FIRE guest 0 14
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<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed guest 0 83
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<fraggle> get in trouble? guest 0 138
<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get... guest 0 222
<Jon-> doing some C coding ;) guest 0 92
<prower> check out what i put on e-bay guest 0 208
<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics? guest 0 60
*** jamesm sets mode: -snt guest 0 1
<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity" guest 0 7
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<mmm> i'm single and stuff guest 0 -1
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<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control... guest 0 -1
<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser... guest 0 10
<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi guest 0 116
<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and... guest 0 108
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<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art. guest 0 7
<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname. guest 0 123
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<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause guest 0 -1
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<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED guest 0 90
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<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?" guest 0 130
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<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body guest 0 -1
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<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again guest 0 59
<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister. guest 0 0
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<rg> my f key got fucked once guest 0 82
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<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me. guest 0 9
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## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck guest 0 33
<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that? guest 0 0
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<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard guest 0 248
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<teste_fly> "um yes, i'd like to withdraw from life please" guest 0 64
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<helminthes> haikus are real gay guest 0 134
<StoneCold> AND AFTER OL' STONE COLD IS DONE WITH THE ROCK, HE'S FIXIN TO WHIP... guest 0 0
<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray guest 0 74
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<helminthes> what girls have to realize is that every other guy is wrong and i... guest 0 0
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<cactoid> you love the Colonel guest 0 84
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<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room guest 0 90
<Chris H> I'm going to marry someone with no eyes and no teeth. guest 0 -3
<hakan> I hate it when the girl looks into the camera during a blow job. It... guest 0 131
[dodgelap ] fuck guest 0 69
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<jamesm> is ntpd 4.0.99k23 ok? guest 0 -1
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<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock guest 0 213
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<Kaff> Pumpkin: The art of eating a girl out while she's on the shitter. guest 0 2
<esthar> man this guy DEFINITELY ripped me off with beer the other night guest 0 1
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<cactoid> you're all gay guest 0 25
<helminthes> was the party cool? guest 0 -1
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<sisko> I want to crawl up into the place I once was. guest 0 3
<helminthes> and the little basket at the counter says tips, so you hock a big... guest 0 58
<sisko> Q. What's the height of conceit? guest 0 283
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<jamesm> what's a java strategy? guest 0 29
<Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for the woman to... guest 0 49
<Rafeil> wimberly! guest 0 1
<Mandi> kaff still looking at dicks? guest 0 -1
<Punk-In-Drublic> THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SUCK COCK ...Mousey, Dave, Vas... guest 0 58
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<Mousey> haha quarter chicken from mcdonalds guest 0 0
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<Tippytoes> i got a cute winnie the pooh keyring for my bike today guest 0 107
<undrewb> you know max, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt... guest 0 7
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<Doc> ok... kitchens clean, bathrooms clean guest 0 164
<Excession> I'm getting seven figures. "FUCK ALL" guest 0 10
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<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact. guest 0 -1
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<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest... guest 0 121
<[Phoenix]> My keyboard is gay? guest 0 95
<SuperGayAllah> ok, who is the hairiest girl in here? guest 0 50
<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your computer, and... guest 0 0
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<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/ guest 0 -1
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<Prison_Shank_Blues> i found a fuckin tampax in a public pool guest 0 3
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<iora> i steal no hearts. guest 0 104
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<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M, cock-pumping, beastiality... guest 0 3
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<Sanji> I eat people. guest 0 172
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<Joe_> gheybot, life? guest 0 -1
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<Vertinox> >< jesus you eleetists guest 0 79
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<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer. guest 0 268
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* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP guest 0 113
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<Avatar> teenyboppers rule guest 0 0
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<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life! guest 0 73
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<DisposableHero> is semen conductive? guest 0 127
<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it? guest 0 40
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<egypt> bejeweled is hypnotic. guest 0 115
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<meta> blegh guest 0 305
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<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD guest 0 158
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<Aussiedog> guess what?? i actually get a cd in my eye just now guest 0 96
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<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the... guest 0 107
<Embercide> lol i just tried to RP for the first time guest 0 179
<minkus> ohh my god these pies taste great guest 0 82
<Q-Ball> Average Ejaculatory Speed guest 0 117
<Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost guest 0 78
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<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks... guest 0 69
<FaNtAcIgYrL> ello guest 0 221
<Embercide> i was doing 3 things at once, went to take the smoke out and it... guest 0 122
<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a... guest 0 4
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<Electroly> kurros has a l33t ass projector, I saw a picture of it just once guest 0 209
<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the... guest 0 2
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<evilbob> then you must not be gay! guest 0 16
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<AccordionGuy> Smokin' for Internet freedom, that's us Peekabooty folk. guest 0 -1
<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis. guest 0 -2
<Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're done eating they... guest 0 -1
<sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting yourself in the head... guest 0 -1
<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet guest 0 -1
<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it... guest 0 -1
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<kt> i need a job, badly. guest 0 6
<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv guest 0 112
<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink? guest 0 -2
<Pi> GMT is the best guest 0 88
<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white... guest 0 -1
<@fragility> why is my modems "activity" lite flashing like crazy?? guest 0 116
<space> got any good tunes to spare? guest 0 18
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I... guest 0 117
<Linguica> I was on the phone guest 0 -1
<Jon-> tom guest 0 19
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<mewse> i got moderated as a troll on slashdot for defending the mummy returns guest 0 223
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<someone>: how good does txt compress? guest 0 173
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<br4dh4x0r> if you r 1337, show me your gibson guest 0 54
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<CrazySpence> e-mail is just really lagged irc guest 0 135
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<@primig> why is duct tape like the force guest 0 98
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<ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed? guest 0 5
<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from? guest 0 -2
<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone? guest 0 78
<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella guest 0 105
<Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years guest 0 117
<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian? guest 0 58
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<akii> what happens when disney goes bankrupt? guest 0 163
<Vhata> #linux is one of those... guest 0 15
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<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it... guest 0 123
<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the protein. guest 0 6
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<gkm> mmm, me. guest 0 101
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<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time? guest 0 112
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(Boobs4L): i am not racist, i own a color TV guest 0 55
<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3" guest 0 74
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<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon guest 0 119
<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the... guest 0 89
<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have nothing against... guest 0 -1
<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for sex guest 0 -2
<Thru^Me^Cool> you don't know cool until you've played the tuba!! guest 0 12
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<Celdon> i wanted to see the pict of vin fucking hersenf with a brush end guest 0 -2
<norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º guest 0 49
<HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a ridiculous plot and some... guest 0 -1
<cain> farting in bed guest 0 -6
<@dum|work> he's actually quite likeable in RL guest 0 137
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<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die guest 0 27
<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs?? guest 0 111
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<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women guest 0 12
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<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg <- fodder :p guest 0 103
<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it! guest 0 10
<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon guest 0 0
<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o vodka. guest 0 15
<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you guest 0 275
<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something guest 0 32
<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota? guest 0 193
<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang guest 0 18
<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in... guest 0 175
<Syclopse> my god you again guest 0 12
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<mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000 guest 0 58
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=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet guest 0 15
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<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids getting sodomized by... guest 0 -1
<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes. guest 0 111
[Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at their wrist when... guest 0 99
<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a... guest 0 232
[Zaun] Zoid? guest 0 118
<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex... guest 0 0
<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina... guest 0 242
<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE MADE TO BUY TWO... guest 0 172
Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of... guest 0 206
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<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks. guest 0 268
<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing. guest 0 0
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<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9 guest 0 13
<rob`> wai, self-pity. is there anything more pathetic? :) guest 0 147
<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers. guest 0 19
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* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`. I dare you guest 0 99
<Oberon-> So does anyone have any projection on how cheap Pentium III guest 0 124
<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord o/` guest 0 5
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<alec_eso> however my balls remain dry and that makes me somewhat sad. guest 0 14
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<kt> collars are still ugly on people. guest 0 33
<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing stick figures... guest 0 -1
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so... guest 0 -3
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<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :) guest 0 0
(PJ) grrr guest 0 217
(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it guest 0 96
<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat guest 0 46
<Daki> thanks i know guest 0 173
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<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard guest 0 187
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<zyrowan> when I have a fiance guest 0 108
<\slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to... guest 0 94
<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys guest 0 111
<nakedpretzel> The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile... guest 0 2
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<faustwork> she looks good guest 0 269
<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist guest 0 118
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"? guest 0 155
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<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc? guest 0 -1
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<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4.. guest 0 1
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<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year... guest 0 28
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< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer | wc -l guest 0 98
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<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor? guest 0 -2
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<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh guest 0 0
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archon > man, that was fun guest 0 50
* fingle sets mode +owned Maels guest 0 -1
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<Phuser> fuck me. guest 0 109
<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic guest 0 123
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<Spyder-> AOL also sucks guest 0 19
<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers there is not a lot... guest 0 1
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<motardo> i iron my curvy wang guest 0 0
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<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and... guest 0 -2
(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called? guest 0 -4
<su3050> just because you take it up the ass once in a while doesn't make you... guest 0 0
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<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken... guest 0 -1
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<xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack them guest 0 183
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<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo guest 0 57
<@Hah|> A lot of you are way too attached to RO. If the servers go down... guest 0 123
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<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me guest 0 235
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<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice guest 0 152
<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44 degrees guest 0 21
<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry guest 0 58
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<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best... guest 0 0
<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men guest 0 -1
<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either... guest 0 -3
<foop> leif is having a party? guest 0 218
<foop> shower --hot --wet & guest 0 -1
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[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're... guest 0 -2
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[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out guest 0 165
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< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :) guest 0 83
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< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's... guest 0 44
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<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more guest 0 9
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<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you guest 0 90
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<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life guest 0 0
<rawkus> fuckin women. guest 0 2
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<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same... guest 0 25
<orb2k> raves are just an excuse guest 0 21
<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle guest 0 0
<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to plurgatory :( guest 0 -1
<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from 'unbreakable' guest 0 77
<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah guest 0 -5
<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY guest 0 0
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<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded? guest 0 -2
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<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while... guest 0 -2
<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman" guest 0 0
<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck guest 0 375
<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong guest 0 17
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<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate. guest 0 3
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<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate Communications" now guest 0 34
<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now guest 0 124
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<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!! guest 0 11
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<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world writable guest 0 1
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*** Now talking in #-[TF]- guest 0 113
<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a... guest 0 114
<iec|brb> k why are my shoes wet? guest 0 0
<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news. guest 0 247
<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey... guest 0 169
<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background guest 0 167
<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here guest 0 -1
<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex guest 0 -1
<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks? guest 0 95
<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it. guest 0 197
<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again... guest 0 42
<Orz> How old are you jennjenn? guest 0 205
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<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock guest 0 3
<Phuser> my fan club has a member guest 0 117
<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think guest 0 153
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<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways guest 0 102
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<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says... guest 0 -1
<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday guest 0 191
<WargasM> i like chocolate guest 0 5
<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today guest 0 98
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D guest 0 185
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<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and... guest 0 93
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<@BondAway> i better get to work guest 0 0
<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed guest 0 223
<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died. guest 0 129
<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands... guest 0 0
<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs... guest 0 3
<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it guest 0 5
<herman> its easy as abxc guest 0 175
<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman guest 0 52
<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive... guest 0 190
<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers guest 0 52
<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt. guest 0 6
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<HrdwrBoB> alchohol guest 0 -1
<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that guest 0 6
<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :) guest 0 29
<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of... guest 0 153
<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated guest 0 72
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<kaniff> yes, neep and i had a capital time at the mall guest 0 91
<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles guest 0 0
<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all guest 0 100
<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall... guest 0 -2
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<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11 guest 0 130
<RoboGum> mmmm, porn guest 0 0
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<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh? guest 0 0
<fiXie> me have black eye :( guest 0 0
<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish? guest 0 152
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<chris> Spit or Swallow? guest 0 76
<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now guest 0 -4
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<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets! guest 0 4
<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :) guest 0 33
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* Tezza/#Blit gives up studying guest 0 -4
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<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there... guest 0 0
<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!! guest 0 179
<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go... guest 0 0
<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car guest 0 50
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<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night guest 0 118
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( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health guest 0 155
( Fuzzy ) i love the internet guest 0 152
( Lev ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that... guest 0 155
( Loony-Stud) pretty ass? guest 0 113
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( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say guest 0 107
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<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven. guest 0 127
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<Jay> how do u spell nebour guest 0 167
<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion... guest 0 3
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<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!! guest 0 0
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<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 &... guest 0 167
<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS? guest 0 227
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<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's... guest 0 0
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asjk] !list guest 0 127
<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks. guest 0 79
<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here. guest 0 13
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<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :) guest 0 138
<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt guest 0 6
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<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween... guest 0 74
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<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence guest 0 119
<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful! guest 0 111
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<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you guest 0 4
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<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain"... guest 0 151
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<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it. guest 0 294
<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then... guest 0 62
(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program guest 0 38
From R1.... guest 0 -3
<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the... guest 0 63
<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know guest 0 146
<Tyson> kegs rule guest 0 16
::@[S]eVeNdUs[T].. my dog is spasming in her sleep guest 0 0
<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry?? guest 0 33
<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look... guest 0 171
<Ice|P> blow jobs r better guest 0 3
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey.. guest 0 3
::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober guest 0 112
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<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring guest 0 77
<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur guest 0 -1
<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library... guest 0 0
<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man guest 0 139
<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on guest 0 169
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<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back guest 0 0
<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real guest 0 3
<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn guest 0 163
<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles guest 0 -2
<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin guest 0 236
<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad guest 0 158
<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel guest 0 101
<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS. guest 0 116
<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby? guest 0 179
<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows guest 0 112
<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is. guest 0 -1
<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full... guest 0 17
<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of... guest 0 117
* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n guest 0 176
<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep? guest 0 7
<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee guest 0 8
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<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing guest 0 0
<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist guest 0 2
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<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE guest 0 47
<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip guest 0 78
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a... guest 0 70
<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is? guest 0 160
<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the rough side of town guest 0 0
<AgentAce1> hmm guest 0 21
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<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like pussy tomorrow, im going to be furious guest 0 35
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<jujubei> heh. i actually did try shaving it once. it leaves f0kking RED BUMPS guest 0 -1
<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes guest 0 -1
<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano. guest 0 175
<@Spider124> Gay ass homo, as opposed to "Hetero Ass homo" guest 0 52
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(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass" guest 0 34
(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there guest 0 137
<Rain|BW> sbot jesus guest 0 160
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<Kyle|> I AM THE MOST STRONGER PROGRAMMING MEN IN THE WORLD!!!!! guest 0 -1
<Madman> woohoo! guest 0 80
<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad. I would live on p0rn and irc... guest 0 174
<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks guest 0 10
<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good. guest 0 10
<JanetBabe> love is the answer guest 0 6
<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"? guest 0 222
<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out.... guest 0 42
<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark... guest 0 122
<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the... guest 0 98
<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer. guest 0 71
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against... guest 0 142
<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the... guest 0 4
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<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign? guest 0 192
<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon... guest 0 1
<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper? guest 0 0
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<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing. sometimes it's the only... guest 0 131
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<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?" guest 0 10
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE guest 0 178
<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should... guest 0 174
<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all. guest 0 167
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization guest 0 -1
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<skychic> how do you exit channels? guest 0 37
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<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom guest 0 183
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob... guest 0 2
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<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason guest 0 -1
<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something? guest 0 0
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<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash. guest 0 110
<LizziBabe> Kiri! I got something you just *gotta* have! guest 0 107
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<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday guest 0 36
<Javi> a gijoe game would suck guest 0 14
<mgod> weights 300 or something guest 0 103
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<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable guest 0 68
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the... guest 0 90
<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe guest 0 0
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<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out guest 0 -1
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<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school guest 0 39
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<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual... guest 0 180
<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk. guest 0 144
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<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here. try AOL guest 0 9
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<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix> guest 0 10
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects... guest 0 116
<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush. guest 0 10
<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots? guest 0 6
<friction> hey hey. guest 0 88
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<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper... guest 0 0
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<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE! guest 0 219
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<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly... guest 0 75
<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P guest 0 49
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<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is... guest 0 125
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<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that... guest 0 10
<CorranHrn> tampons can be very deadly if you know how to use them... guest 0 0
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<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot. guest 0 48
<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD... guest 0 202
<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20... guest 0 279
<sbp> oh, I just remembered something guest 0 47
<NalezWork> aaw fuck guest 0 4
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<dawgs> I got virgins who got a pimp? /msg me guest 0 0
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<@unlord> yah I've gotten good at typing in the past few dasy guest 0 49
<cmw> ok how about this one guest 0 156
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<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should trust one's feelings. guest 0 6
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<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis. guest 0 122
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<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. guest 0 7385
(user1) whio' guest 0 60
<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci guest 0 -2
<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to... guest 0 3
<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a? guest 0 152
<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get... guest 0 79
<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE! guest 0 50
<bos> whats that goatse website again ? I need it guest 0 40
<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store guest 0 153
<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds... guest 0 111
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills... guest 0 92
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks... guest 0 135
<drdink> hey guest 0 189
<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am... guest 0 118
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<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot. guest 0 0
<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it guest 0 0
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<Domino> what are you doing? guest 0 125
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<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening guest 0 55
<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up... guest 0 4
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked? guest 0 69
<WinTek> whats a good efnet server? guest 0 103
*** Foxers has quit IRC (If idiots could fly,Dalnet would be an airport.) guest 0 75
<Tajador> I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me guest 0 185
<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick? guest 0 124
<Targaff> MUD = fighting and stuff, MUSH = sitting around getting collectively... guest 0 0
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<K-Grind-> who thinks i'm kinda cool? guest 0 23
<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way guest 0 154
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Chargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon guest 0 126
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<zork> man sun fsck scares me guest 0 -3
<FatElvis> The only that comes from Texas are steers and... guest 0 9
<kitten> Dan, you're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-upmkin. guest 0 118
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<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm... guest 0 4
<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is... guest 0 0
<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her... guest 0 4
*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd guest 0 232
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<qik> ur at school? guest 0 271
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<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM guest 0 69
<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN guest 0 -1
<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit guest 0 -1
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<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and... guest 0 4
<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns guest 0 -1
<Kron-Away> iam an accountant guest 0 117
(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center) guest 0 333
<rewben> we are not perverts ;p guest 0 132
<Sonya> 14/f/nj guest 0 6
doubting: interesting guest 0 136
<Hawx> wtf is Scotty guest 0 55
<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me.... guest 0 -1
<markd2> kompressor is not dancing guest 0 -2
<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it guest 0 171
<BrantB> OMG! guest 0 131
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x? guest 0 56
<ScottO> How was your interview, meta? guest 0 229
<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav guest 0 85
<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of... guest 0 102
<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it guest 0 154
<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C guest 0 65
<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes guest 0 113
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<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem... guest 0 96
<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo? guest 0 132
<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO guest 0 -1
Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell guest 0 52
<Mr_Bandit> theres one big cable from the exchange to our estate guest 0 -2
<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my... guest 0 6
<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo guest 0 -1
<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you... guest 0 89
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off guest 0 109
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<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY! guest 0 8
(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men guest 0 48
<felix> eek guest 0 154
<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now guest 0 127
<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do guest 0 67
<barkode> it's all about getting drunk at defcon, and waking up the next... guest 0 102
<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing guest 0 116
<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's... guest 0 -1
<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex guest 0 341
<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall. p2-233, 192mb ram. guest 0 29
<zhixel> I'm starting to think I drive too fast. guest 0 102
<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures... guest 0 57
<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's... guest 0 20
* dagbrown *FINALLY* got licenses for his fucking Sun development environments. guest 0 81
* Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing guest 0 10
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<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies guest 0 169
<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message... guest 0 181
<_404notfound> Best prank ever: while your male friend is sleeping, slip a... guest 0 220
<SD-Washu> ST. LOUIS - A former Southern Baptist Convention president stirred... guest 0 114
<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today. guest 0 143
<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling guest 0 81
<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel... guest 0 -3
<halos> here's the thing about fucking pamela anderson: guest 0 63
<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play... guest 0 387
<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door guest 0 214
<bus> what can I help you with, xorg? guest 0 189
<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole guest 0 -2
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<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command guest 0 310
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<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class guest 0 63
<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people guest 0 209
-^cell^- how fast is your processor? guest 0 100
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<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes... guest 0 0
<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation? guest 0 27
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is... guest 0 160
<Ashen> fucking hell guest 0 0
<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex guest 0 4
<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman? guest 0 103
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<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can guest 0 57
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<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee. guest 0 155
<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite guest 0 -1
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<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise guest 0 300
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download... guest 0 41
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with... guest 0 -1
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<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour guest 0 92
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf guest 0 5964
<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual? guest 0 272
<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray? guest 0 139
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<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag guest 0 150
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<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop guest 0 277
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to guest 0 214
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<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado guest 0 462
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<tomed> hmm guest 0 -1
<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ... guest 0 15
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64 guest 0 10
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system guest 0 177
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots? guest 0 178
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I... guest 0 67
--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked) guest 0 154
<extremist> strep? guest 0 6
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?! guest 0 7
<Jason> What's NRE? guest 0 3
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<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping guest 0 43
<risca> how do you spell world? guest 0 151
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to... guest 0 4
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<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself. guest 0 122
<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man guest 0 -1
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas guest 0 113
<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful guest 0 110
<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't... guest 0 -1
<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today guest 0 71
<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever... guest 0 235
<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes guest 0 62
*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your... guest 0 193
<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the... guest 0 34
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the... guest 0 126
<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world... guest 0 15
<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit. guest 0 10
<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow? guest 0 182
<UrMomsUnt> U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc guest 0 18
<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback guest 0 200
<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up guest 0 7
<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste guest 0 0
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why? guest 0 126
[during the Olympics] guest 0 172
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn guest 0 98
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* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started... guest 0 7
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target. guest 0 6
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<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax... guest 0 70
<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means... guest 0 235
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i... guest 0 177
<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor guest 0 49
<nhoj> dont dis on aol guest 0 95
<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing guest 0 153
<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would... guest 0 8
<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me guest 0 -3
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<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I... guest 0 4
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<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside... guest 0 117
<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina guest 0 0
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* bago wants cex; guest 0 165
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<b[a]rt> hey guest1! guest 0 5
[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!! guest 0 97
[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a... guest 0 -1
<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers? guest 0 222
<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs. guest 0 7
<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone guest 0 228
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<kadafi:#916> ----------------------------- guest 0 75
<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well guest 0 39
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<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have huge mouths that... guest 0 -1
<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc. guest 0 79
<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot of white guys. guest 0 -1
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<Arctil> cool...it works now guest 0 -1
<effAce> man that one stank guest 0 106
<kitty-> I WANT DSL! guest 0 -1
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úúú KoRn^Chik/#xnet is just sad guest 0 86
<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files? guest 0 8
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<demalavor> w00t! guest 0 177
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<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be considered and might be... guest 0 126
<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts? guest 0 96
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<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because... guest 0 108
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Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke. guest 0 3
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<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat. guest 0 15
<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl? guest 0 141
<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage? guest 0 56
<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer. guest 0 114
<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on guest 0 160
<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc guest 0 4
* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :) guest 0 1
<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :) guest 0 125
<lsd> argh guest 0 4
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<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining from different people guest 0 0
<kegpin> I gotta go. guest 0 308
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<#hack/|al|> if i wrote a perl program, i wouldnt go telling people about it guest 0 63
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<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty guest 0 14
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<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today. guest 0 238
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<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for password based access to... guest 0 130
<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the chest, twice, by an... guest 0 150
<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing guest 0 11
<Guyver3> koolaid time guest 0 146
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<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on... guest 0 0
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<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks guest 0 20
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<Milp> its the next hot thing guest 0 0
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<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet? guest 0 0
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<rmalink> are you feeling any better? guest 0 91
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<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but... guest 0 0
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<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage... guest 0 110
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<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town... guest 0 185
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[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ guest 0 2
[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic guest 0 0
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<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed. guest 0 216
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<ackbar> marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease them and get a new... guest 0 -1
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<PhantomOfTheRouter> never got another call from them till they bought a new... guest 0 109
<mendel> now that I think of it, O'Reilly is to a system administrator guest 0 49
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<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2? guest 0 -2
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<guest> u kno what rules guest 0 151
<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like guest 0 15
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<p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still guest 0 111
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<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address. guest 0 125
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<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!! guest 0 53
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<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp guest 0 64
[bytraper ] dammit where can I grab porn movies :( guest 0 101
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* Now talking in #freeciv guest 0 1
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[OutLore ] OMFG guest 0 58
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<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight... guest 0 150
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<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage. guest 0 4
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<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'? guest 0 310
<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a... guest 0 0
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<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi... guest 0 2
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<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women guest 0 69
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<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD guest 0 -2
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<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :( guest 0 47
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the... guest 0 62
<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass guest 0 2
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<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P guest 0 83
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<maff> word to your mother. guest 0 124
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<foo> You got to think like a poet. guest 0 -1
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<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :) guest 0 86
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moose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head hunters to even... guest 0 -1
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«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten? guest 0 122
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<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin? guest 0 -1
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<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and... guest 0 266
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<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet guest 0 148
<Guilty> Now I see that your Utopia is more of a Fruitopia guest 0 -1
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<DrWoody> i do'nt belkivein drinkng guest 0 51
<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ? guest 0 189
<cool__G> I can define 1/0 guest 0 -1
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<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single... guest 0 321
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<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this... guest 0 153
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<`axion> dammit guest 0 95
<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement guest 0 0
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<Focks> "Can I have a fag?" "You're a fag" "I mean a cigeratte, mate" "I'm not... guest 0 120
<D1> some new LCDs came out recently. guest 0 232
<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies. guest 0 111
<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos? guest 0 3
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<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on... guest 0 -1
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<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll... guest 0 12
<Carplos-Duck> You just killed 100 innocent civilians, how do you feel? guest 0 270
<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that hooks me like a... guest 0 143
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<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog guest 0 5
<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam guest 0 13
<Lucent-H> who wants pictures of high school cheerleaders that want to do me? guest 0 168
<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to... guest 0 142
<Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a good deal of... guest 0 127
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<Mutiny-> "large explosion in downtown jerusalem, two cats scared, houseplant... guest 0 53
<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get... guest 0 70
<Jewedass> atarax: Find yourself a nice 26 year old woman and pretend she's two... guest 0 29
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<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has... guest 0 87
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy... guest 0 7282
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<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */ guest 0 75
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it... guest 0 7705
<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do? guest 0 244
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<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all... guest 0 149
<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS guest 0 125
<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass guest 0 0
<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic... guest 0 139
<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running... guest 0 347
<crist0bal> rhino guest 0 145
<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your... guest 0 -1
<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials. guest 0 305
<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located? guest 0 18
<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers guest 0 157
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<langdon> win2k is tight. guest 0 43
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<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker. guest 0 -1
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<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean guest 0 0
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<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book guest 0 102
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<iban> uhoh guest 0 11
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<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop guest 0 147
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to... guest 0 78
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<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site guest 0 -1
<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record guest 0 -3
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<matto> the keg is tapped guest 0 182
<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers. guest 0 208
<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey guest 0 0
<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption... guest 0 -1
<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter guest 0 238
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<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic guest 0 157
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<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys guest 0 13
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<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite guest 0 184
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<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america guest 0 41
<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick guest 0 0
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<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts guest 0 229
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<reuben> send me a picture of you. guest 0 90
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<nost> whered iban go guest 0 118
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<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we... guest 0 9
<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f? guest 0 196
<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews... guest 0 38
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<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday. guest 0 49
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<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . ) guest 0 116
<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials? guest 0 -1
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<Gersh> wow guest 0 80
<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife guest 0 10
<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny guest 0 98
<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in... guest 0 -1
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<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs guest 0 179
<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer guest 0 156
<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE... guest 0 299
<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the... guest 0 118
<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey? guest 0 174
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<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual... guest 0 12
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<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once, was there about an hour before i... guest 0 188
<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say guest 0 0
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<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java? guest 0 61
<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have the technology to... guest 0 114
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<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer. guest 0 272
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<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what? guest 0 -1
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<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC? guest 0 395
<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha... guest 0 142
<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores! guest 0 160
<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler guest 0 61
<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum guest 0 -2
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<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay? guest 0 47
*** [ric] is now known as reign guest 0 149
<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green guest 0 6
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<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck guest 0 -1
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<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo guest 0 -1
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<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what... guest 0 -1
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<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and... guest 0 4
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<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates... guest 0 197
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<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should... guest 0 287
<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else? guest 0 0
<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere guest 0 25
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<BombScare> W00T! im #1 on geekissues guest 0 80
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<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks. guest 0 -1
<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day: guest 0 220
<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could... guest 0 124
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<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL... guest 0 60
<Const> zero's gay? I just thought he was into porking his cat guest 0 20
<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob? guest 0 -1
<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor? guest 0 103
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working guest 0 213
<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots guest 0 94
<Kyro> searching for: penis guest 0 33
<ic0n0> i love the midwest guest 0 109
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<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game guest 0 68
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<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN. guest 0 -1
<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply. guest 0 6
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<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to... guest 0 -1
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<Overlord> That just pooped into my head. guest 0 197
<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my... guest 0 0
<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even... guest 0 -1
<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game? guest 0 202
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE guest 0 232
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<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees. guest 0 132
<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches? guest 0 90
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<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage... guest 0 84
<OutLore> as a matter of fact, i'm jacking off right now. guest 0 91
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<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP! guest 0 24
<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring. guest 0 15
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<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake. guest 0 212
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<Dreq> is there anyway to get the DOS version? guest 0 110
<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and... guest 0 -3
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<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and... guest 0 77
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<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a... guest 0 187
<phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS guest 0 123
<HailBrak> me: "we should form a company that makes manly china patterns" guest 0 175
<Nephil> I was given detention because I said "evaginate" during a debate guest 0 98
<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD guest 0 5
<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being... guest 0 94
<the_hydra> I got a hemorroid once and used Preparation H's little "anal... guest 0 37
<tr0n> HINT FOR THE RETARDED: BOX MODELERS SELDOM MODEL BOXES. guest 0 -1
<Idioteq> shit.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity guest 0 147
<K0ffing> you should Photoshop Raz ... I'll give you a dollar if you can make... guest 0 49
<moira> reading my cds with a laser pointer, while the whole time I could have... guest 0 -3
<Mr_X> THE US GOVERNMENT WILL PROVIDE YOU A NEW SPACEBAR, SO YOU CAN WRITE... guest 0 0
<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings... guest 0 224
<Euri> They should make an idiot mode. Whenever you try to alter something you... guest 0 261
<Psylent> looks like I've got what it takes to climb the IRC social ladder guest 0 2
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<Euri> I am not going to scan a ferret. guest 0 230
<amoeba> it's a little known fact that the binary releases aren't actually... guest 0 138
<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth... guest 0 140
<moira> yoinkster is like the humpback of notre dame cathedral, except no... guest 0 52
<Hell_Patrol> to win the game, you must kill me... john romero guest 0 -1
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<ltbs> SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of Anthrax. You should... guest 0 88
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<Pantaloons> IT IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A CONUNDRUM WRAPPED IN A WARM FLOUR... guest 0 132
<amoeba> it's like Beverly Hills 63.217.26.3 guest 0 111
<MosServ> Katto: They will keep fighting, they think that dying in battle for... guest 0 240
<EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state of Boogie... guest 0 23
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<Amish> Only roaches and IBM Keyboards survive after thermo nuclear war. guest 0 167
<GPF> Quake, Quake II, Quake III....three universes joined by one common... guest 0 93
<RSN> Classrooms in Canada are actually used for teaching.. not just target... guest 0 102
<Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the LameCube and... guest 0 82
<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive... guest 0 149
<JustOnePepsi> I work at the walmart picture development center just to jerk... guest 0 -3
<Rhombus> Rich fat cats hoarding sleep guest 0 17
<Alien> Licking lead is like inviting a bunch of friends into your mouth but... guest 0 5
<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF... guest 0 69
<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are... guest 0 135
<Real> I found a hooker with a heart of gold. I TORE IT OUT AND MELTED IT DOWN... guest 0 131
<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a... guest 0 235
<@Raz> I LIVE ON THE EQUATOR..."JUAN, THE WATER IS STUCK AGAIN" guest 0 90
<Spork> A man looked at me like I was a pervert today. I was checking him out... guest 0 131
<MrSauce> LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP? guest 0 38
<Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in an electric cart... guest 0 226
<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if im pretty sure... guest 0 -1
<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of... guest 0 72
<wonderllamah> ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a fight beacause it... guest 0 -1
<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your... guest 0 127
<Bobby> "YOU ARE ONLY CONSIDERED A LOYAL TALIBAN MEMBER IF YOUR BEARD IS AT... guest 0 62
<taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http guest 0 8
<JDigital> I have ops in #pyoko... I put it on my resume along with my Slashdot... guest 0 22
<DrWoody> <intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger... guest 0 113
<teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she... guest 0 78
<Semi> What are you talking about? guest 0 87
<Khross\cpp> If by "whup" you mean "penetrate until colon rupture", I'm way... guest 0 -1
<Khross> I'M GOING TO REPLACE YOUR LOWFAT MILK WITH SLIGHTLY HIGHER FAT MILK... guest 0 278
<Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator. guest 0 100
<Lord-Data> spanish girls like come with a tan by default guest 0 0
*jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts guest 0 93
<Booyah> what's 18 inches long and makes women scream? guest 0 -1
*** @pHaT|B33R is now known as @pHaT|ZzZz guest 0 146
<Nice_Guy> i love u guest 0 229
<MrFreeze> AND I PUT 3 OZ OF WEED IN 2 COOKIES guest 0 45
<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :| guest 0 204
<|hOrNeT|> Does anyone have Sims Vacation please that they can hook me up... guest 0 54
<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum... guest 0 257
<kung_fu_mike> I ran for office today in the IEEE elections guest 0 152
<josho> having eggo "pissed" at me was like having a rabid chihuahua yiping at... guest 0 47
<DuneBoy> only porn I can think of in Idaho would involve animals guest 0 0
<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks guest 0 2
<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school guest 0 -2
<Slant> I'm adding "Masturbation" to my HotOrNot profiile. guest 0 129
<K][cK> just had some cold jack and cock :) guest 0 0
(^[QuRvE]^) its freezing in my class guest 0 331
<D\TOX> ha, did you know entry-level pharmacists make $90k/yr? guest 0 229
<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all... guest 0 33
<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican. guest 0 113
(bc) i have the newest version of windows from microsoft... Fuck ME guest 0 -2
<_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1 guest 0 -1
<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N) guest 0 202
<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2 guest 0 112
<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade guest 0 0
<Zybl0re> get up guest 0 8288
<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines: guest 0 184
<BombScare> i beat the internet guest 0 220
<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as... guest 0 94
<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their... guest 0 5
<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese... guest 0 -1
<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy. guest 0 1578
<jestuh> we are professional idlers guest 0 104
<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002... guest 0 55
<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept... guest 0 126
<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly... guest 0 128
<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ? guest 0 91
<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it... guest 0 37
<Altoid> patience, young skywalker guest 0 129
<Dark_un> monitors so dark guest 0 113
[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS... guest 0 263
<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch guest 0 74
<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day guest 0 2
<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt guest 0 7
<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life guest 0 189
<SaeNoDa> but I wont guest 0 176
<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday guest 0 -1
<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota guest 0 76
<ian__> Am I gay? guest 0 165
(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes guest 0 6
<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass guest 0 119
<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's... guest 0 224
(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom... guest 0 127
<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION guest 0 110
<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders guest 0 138
<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play? guest 0 38
<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent guest 0 72
<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird... guest 0 0
<kr0ss> people who get offended by '666' can suck my 6.66 inch cock guest 0 -1
<zeron> :)))))))))) guest 0 11
<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama guest 0 132
<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps guest 0 0
*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend! (edison)) guest 0 2
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing guest 0 85
<SomeGuy> damn guest 0 0
<Nettik> I mis ramtuff guest 0 -1
<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual? guest 0 6
››› ( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send... guest 0 0
<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass guest 0 172
<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on... guest 0 70
<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring... guest 0 164
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last guest 0 233
<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch guest 0 2
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk... guest 0 76
<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to... guest 0 182
<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im guest 0 -4
<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the... guest 0 -2
<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too guest 0 134
<xEh> I could use some help on my image post site guest 0 12
<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS? guest 0 119
* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :) guest 0 157
<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no... guest 0 -2
<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though guest 0 212
<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache guest 0 44
<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it? guest 0 2
<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead guest 0 31
<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked... guest 0 0
<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be... guest 0 123
<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt... guest 0 150
<[ric]> !check snuffweb guest 0 0
<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are... guest 0 130
<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really guest 0 86
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<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet server? guest 0 3
<SilverJag> babyd did you get any play yet? guest 0 3
<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because then my hand would... guest 0 0
<HA[OffDay]Dima> one thing i learned though, never let my gf play GTA3, cause... guest 0 186
* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s] guest 0 4
<orange1> i think i got it figured out. guest 0 83
[madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at... guest 0 0
<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_< guest 0 0
<Ouroboros> Tang is as good as sex. guest 0 133
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<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/ guest 0 6
* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it guest 0 160
<FlipTopBox> Concatenate? guest 0 104
(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly... guest 0 67
<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea. guest 0 5
<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read... guest 0 139
<boxed> I still have the marks of her nails on my back I think :P guest 0 89
<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss guest 0 82
<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without p0rn I would... guest 0 193
<[ric]> Jim, tsk, tsk... you're getting as bad as me :) guest 0 213
<ar5WRK> Is it fucked up, to like, when she was sleeping, jerk off on her so... guest 0 92
<Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P guest 0 193
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<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default guest 0 -2
<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of... guest 0 56
<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it guest 0 50
<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist guest 0 228
<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to... guest 0 60
(@Jumper): I've been to LegoLand guest 0 84
([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit lego bricks? guest 0 83
<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK guest 0 47
<dean`> LunaRain: i can rape myself any time without going to prison guest 0 0
<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per... guest 0 93
<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist guest 0 11
<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the... guest 0 -1
<kapusta> Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone... guest 0 133
<ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis guest 0 -1
<Tragician> MOTHER...FUCKING...FIREWALL! guest 0 154
<prence> you masturbate too much if your mom has to snap your tube sock over... guest 0 104
<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in forever said "Hey... guest 0 134
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that... guest 0 182
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<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked guest 0 92
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails guest 0 111
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if... guest 0 125
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade guest 0 170
<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo? guest 0 -1
<Joshua> how's the recording going? guest 0 127
<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable... guest 0 81
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3 guest 0 119
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a... guest 0 125
<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to... guest 0 -1
<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right. guest 0 91
<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have... guest 0 152
<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment! guest 0 82
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv guest 0 15
<Matt> so much hostility guest 0 0
<DAEMON> marked by circumcision guest 0 0
<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee? guest 0 6
<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by... guest 0 22
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(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right? guest 0 -1
<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married... guest 0 3
<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was... guest 0 121
[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy.... guest 0 11
<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad? guest 0 25
*** Now talking in #sandstorm guest 0 35
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken? guest 0 -3
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started... guest 0 3
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i... guest 0 75
<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls guest 0 187
(seiki) &google inflatable+goat guest 0 78
<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond... guest 0 69
<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words guest 0 127
<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name guest 0 146
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<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants guest 0 130
<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer... guest 0 170
<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex guest 0 111
<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm guest 0 0
<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8 guest 0 150
<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you? guest 0 72
<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress?? guest 0 7
<omg> I'm sure them 4 have secret gang bangs guest 0 -2
<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina guest 0 184
<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I... guest 0 186
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<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any... guest 0 15
<i4get> life sucks. guest 0 87
<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park guest 0 355
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<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce guest 0 43
<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me? guest 0 203
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<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1... guest 0 6
<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in... guest 0 62
(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving guest 0 111
<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12! guest 0 89
<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today guest 0 75
<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have... guest 0 0
<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls guest 0 0
<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning guest 0 126
<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection? guest 0 152
<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company guest 0 0
<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the... guest 0 110
<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to... guest 0 191
<Scofco> I wish I invented Jesus guest 0 128
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually guest 0 2
<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost guest 0 16
<thunderka> somebody speak spanish? guest 0 158
<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to... guest 0 0
<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak? guest 0 258
<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those... guest 0 3
<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire. guest 0 239
<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters" guest 0 2
<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay guest 0 155
<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out... guest 0 189
<shin_k> rez is great though guest 0 50
<DMC[tiky]> So a kitten is trapped in a pickle jar.. with only 1 pickle, 3... guest 0 -2
<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox... guest 0 7
<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :) guest 0 53
<d1cer> omfg guest 0 7
<Ash> Op me so hard. guest 0 0
[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE guest 0 5
[neckarse] well berret tesratr guest 0 132
<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect... guest 0 108
<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb guest 0 62
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth... guest 0 129
<dot> *shrug* guest 0 198
<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second... guest 0 5
<Rairu> I'd rather play mvc2 and smoke chronic than get head guest 0 -1
<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though guest 0 120
<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger" guest 0 147
<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me.. guest 0 18
<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music guest 0 68
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<Scofco> i used to have wet dreams about carmen sandiego guest 0 12
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[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't... guest 0 128
*** Parts: GiRLiE (~girlie@144.139.91.234) guest 0 90
<jlone> this channel is full of white trash guest 0 -1
<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead? guest 0 129
<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy... guest 0 137
<tomg> I appear to have accidentally learned java guest 0 281
<ScumDog> in some ways, I wish I could sit around picking bananas all day guest 0 6
<Dst> revenge is sweet guest 0 229
<Joshua> funny how sodomy and clowns are linked in my head... i'd better not... guest 0 202
(acidxxx) phone sex isnt expensive guest 0 109
<@sh0x> in a free society, if you're making your animal happy, why should it be... guest 0 41
(nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put it in my mouth... guest 0 127
<nitrifik_> black chicks scare me :| guest 0 160
<[ric]> jeez... why is it the boss always walks in on me when I am typing guest 0 188
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago. guest 0 79
<MrP-> that 40 days and 40 nights movie pisses me off... ohh can he go 40 days... guest 0 132
<kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend guest 0 163
<changO-> dude guest 0 -2
<ric> tbh, I would like to know why only fat women who have no chance of... guest 0 85
<[ric]> as the old joke goes, commodore is so bad a marketing, if they bought... guest 0 359
<[ric]> god, damnit... wished I had never started on that gothornot.com... guest 0 17
<[ric]> although.... dark makeup (check)... peircings (check)... wearing black... guest 0 243
<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server? guest 0 139
<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC guest 0 192
<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and... guest 0 97
<CoMBo> how do you learn new words and puts it in your everyday talking? guest 0 0
<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon guest 0 67
<djcrom> TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY guest 0 204
<Mir> I'm based on a true story guest 0 -1
<tomg> are there any programs that will scan a remote ip to see if there are... guest 0 224
<madog> one of these days ima whore an o and /kill qurve guest 0 9
<Scofco> I have the ass of a homosexual guest 0 23
<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's? guest 0 182
<Alexander> see, shift, when you said you got a laptop, I automatically assumed... guest 0 0
<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better guest 0 62
<[ric]> I need viagra just to go to the toilet.. :) guest 0 -1
<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington. guest 0 6
<zeepe> swede girls are legendary guest 0 65
<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/20 and Dateline... guest 0 189
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<|nec|> hihi all guest 0 0
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<maff> yoga fire! guest 0 47
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<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis. guest 0 128
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*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit... guest 0 -2
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<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance? guest 0 58
*** Now talking in #honda guest 0 115
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<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and... guest 0 137
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<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic guest 0 -1
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<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs guest 0 102
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(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean: guest 0 2
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(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth" guest 0 0
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(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet guest 0 1
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<eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking guest 0 93
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(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a... guest 0 187
<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus... guest 0 -1
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<inverse> dick is like the most popular first name for congressmen guest 0 107
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<asr> 'fo sheezy. guest 0 222
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<spazzer> ahh fuck guest 0 38
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<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity guest 0 0
<wild-> i like to play this game where i see how far i can stick my arm up... guest 0 2
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<zip`> bah no use arguing with people who think .fi is fiji guest 0 52
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<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory guest 0 120
[Zammo] missee, humans are the only species that do it front on guest 0 80
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<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once guest 0 115
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<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :) guest 0 21
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Lord x Bee: then where do you get them? guest 0 0
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* terra melts JDigital guest 0 0
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<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz? guest 0 225
<McMooo> the hell. guest 0 488
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<@SYch0> fuck guest 0 123
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<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? guest 0 79
<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick guest 0 25
<bunni> your dick is small!!! guest 0 244
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(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex? guest 0 120
<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y guest 0 172
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<hye> sex caffeine and computing power guest 0 75
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<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information... guest 0 358
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<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song guest 0 198
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<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic guest 0 225
<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people guest 0 198
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<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal? guest 0 156
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<pesert> Command line? guest 0 109
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<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??" guest 0 0
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<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet guest 0 220
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<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab guest 0 82
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<Essex> philly close to chicago? guest 0 -2
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<erhan> how are you yourself? guest 0 122
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<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas guest 0 0
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<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work guest 0 143
<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking guest 0 211
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!! guest 0 6
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(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop on a 486 guest 0 86
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n?? guest 0 392
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<`michael> where's snow guest 0 28
<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;( guest 0 119
<Guilty> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQK8OR guest 0 1
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<|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license plate read "dick... guest 0 213
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<SAV2880> Ok, my point ... who the hell cares about the ZD bank account (as... guest 0 -1
<Goemon> There is no good mp3 trading programs now. guest 0 85
<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld... guest 0 116
<refugee> man guest 0 276
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<Miko> hey i don't remember them dropping food on NYC when they crashed into... guest 0 9
*** Topic in #cars is 'saab's look like confused suitcases with wheels' guest 0 68
<grey> wow guest 0 183
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<|Chris> anyone else got beer? guest 0 156
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<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid. guest 0 161
<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name... guest 0 167
<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away? guest 0 196
<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though... guest 0 0
<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing... guest 0 160
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<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one. guest 0 130
<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ? guest 0 14
<stretch> !seen tits guest 0 146
<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein); guest 0 32
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<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet guest 0 -1
<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude? guest 0 26
<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing guest 0 -1
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<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled guest 0 0
<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me guest 0 105
<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays... guest 0 82
<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff guest 0 41
<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the... guest 0 141
<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my... guest 0 82
<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says guest 0 117
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<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the... guest 0 0
(therap|st) IMPERIAL PARKING is seeking a JUNIOR FIELD AUDITOR. This full time... guest 0 0
<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot. guest 0 197
<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty... guest 0 137
<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee guest 0 4
<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck... guest 0 8
<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and... guest 0 -2
<DMC[arfi]> i wonder what it would be like to fuck a midget.. thats as close as... guest 0 -2
{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in to your... guest 0 -1
<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for... guest 0 100
[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on guest 0 120
<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got... guest 0 76
<Brentai> Michael who? guest 0 105
<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird. guest 0 19
<kay|oss> i am at work guest 0 0
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth... guest 0 44
<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld? guest 0 226
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<tobes> Have fun at work? ;) guest 0 141
<matts> hal check your privates guest 0 229
<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH guest 0 210
<|shark|> if a guy took a home pregnancy test guest 0 263
<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress? guest 0 193
<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake guest 0 78
* Arsentia pets his cable modem guest 0 95
<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke: guest 0 -1
<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww guest 0 0
<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged guest 0 122
<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body guest 0 87
<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping... guest 0 146
<train> i'm on prison net guest 0 40
<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can... guest 0 80
<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998 guest 0 29
<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them... guest 0 144
<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed. I'm... guest 0 84
<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy. guest 0 0
<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears? guest 0 -1
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<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with... guest 0 85
(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave... guest 0 -1
<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live... guest 0 143
<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now? guest 0 54
<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y..... guest 0 -2
<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis guest 0 17
(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some... guest 0 182
<Digested> cool :) guest 0 164
<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much guest 0 132
[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance... guest 0 39
<Speef> man guest 0 37
<germane> here, type this in your shell guest 0 79
(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. guest 0 145
<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying guest 0 142
<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default guest 0 -2
<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv guest 0 0
<Digested> uh guest 0 53
<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster... guest 0 233
<dr\gonzo> dance like nobodys watching guest 0 194
(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man? guest 0 90
<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic. guest 0 -1
<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an... guest 0 189
<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells guest 0 -1
<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9"... guest 0 116
(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =) guest 0 142
~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew" guest 0 70
*** Now talking in #bearcave guest 0 34
<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit guest 0 116
<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids... guest 0 223
<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance... guest 0 0
<|steve|> you know whats sick guest 0 -1
<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school guest 0 0
<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women. guest 0 111
<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it... guest 0 87
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner. guest 0 159
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp guest 0 335
::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190) guest 0 126
(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went... guest 0 -3
<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format? guest 0 46
<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside. guest 0 41
<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd... guest 0 180
<JDigital> Straight up, yo! guest 0 12
<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously guest 0 -1
<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH! guest 0 0
<ETP> heh guest 0 265
<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now? guest 0 185
<Bahamut0> who cares about albany? stupid europeans guest 0 -1
<Digested> hi krayons guest 0 67
<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net guest 0 -1
<fimmtiu> asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug* Wield rm -f wildly. guest 0 57
::: .topic@11.06a> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the crack of dawn had... guest 0 93
* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets. guest 0 47
<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the... guest 0 154
(nexxai) char *peopleOnEarth, *peopleMyHoes; if (sizeof(peopleOnEarth) ==... guest 0 -1
<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space shit and to... guest 0 -1
-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced guest 0 122
<_xu> does your knees feel tired the day after you masturbate or have sex? guest 0 0
<refugee> Robbin: you think this is just a 'rag the dog' scenario? guest 0 0
<D\TOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some guest 0 86
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for... guest 0 39
(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes were on flight 11" guest 0 -1
<tralamat> microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of software to the rescue... guest 0 175
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(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield... guest 0 75
<Fustard> oh good god guest 0 72
<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking incidents. US gas stations... guest 0 146
<Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson quoted as saying... guest 0 0
<antonio> yeah, i whipped out the binder for this one kid who thought he... guest 0 0
[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner guest 0 158
<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs guest 0 43
<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this? It won't let me rape the sheep... guest 0 154
<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me. guest 0 177
<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my usual barber... guest 0 165
<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta]... guest 0 1
<D\TOX> I'm 16% bodyfat guest 0 66
<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox guest 0 225
<mD5> i thought everything on the internet was aol guest 0 -2
<DooD> what's your BMI assnugget? guest 0 -1
<ToastyGhost> Yo. guest 0 162
(nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection guest 0 0
<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself? guest 0 311
<DigiGnome> When you recognise most of the links from Portal of Evil because... guest 0 0
<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying "dumb" is pretty... guest 0 8
<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it... guest 0 -1
(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid... guest 0 102
<hoset-> what's the server info for defunkt? guest 0 122
<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks... guest 0 153
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict. guest 0 57
<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram guest 0 98
<Athena-X> have you ever tried to make a ':|' face in real life? try and do it... guest 0 137
<kisama_> that's why i like anime guest 0 0
<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1 REALLY DID LOOK LIKE... guest 0 177
<kisama> rubber cement needs a mr. yuk logo guest 0 0
<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags guest 0 55
<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait, wouldnt you like... guest 0 180
<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of feminine products guest 0 24
<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today. guest 0 19
<barkode> you don't even want to be in the same area code as me after indian... guest 0 0
<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building PHR was today guest 0 97
[09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for 'pervert'. guest 0 83
[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does "kikurimu" mean? guest 0 166
<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass guest 0 81
<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age... guest 0 0
<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo guest 0 43
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more guest 0 13
<kisama> fuck english too guest 0 0
[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny. guest 0 123
(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan guest 0 51
(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work guest 0 97
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do guest 0 230
[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb! guest 0 -1
<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately guest 0 144
<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML guest 0 -1
<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards. guest 0 191
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd guest 0 86
<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people. guest 0 0
<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public guest 0 0
<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big guest 0 127
<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army ! guest 0 135
(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers guest 0 223
<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything. guest 0 227
<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos? guest 0 7
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object... guest 0 63
<Weazel> stupid cops guest 0 81
<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he... guest 0 103
<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt belong guest 0 -1
<bludstone> so like, with anime now guest 0 199
<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th? guest 0 -2
<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? guest 0 183
<cait-sith> being in love guest 0 136
<wild> i just asked a girl out guest 0 259
<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high score of 720 guest 0 267
<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny guest 0 -1
<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition guest 0 -2
<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom yesterday guest 0 -2
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single? guest 0 20
<AlmtyBob> HAVE YOU EVER SUCKED DICK FOR MARIJUANA? guest 0 -3
<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :) guest 0 81
<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low guest 0 1
<Morris> what a dick guest 0 156
<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder guest 0 136
<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a... guest 0 91
<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of... guest 0 133
*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz) guest 0 1
<< Now chatting in #finalfight guest 0 9
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL... guest 0 239
~ Deft I suck cock! msg me for price list guest 0 130
<timmo> what music should i download tonight guest 0 107
(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time? guest 0 116
<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA guest 0 193
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red... guest 0 83
(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :) guest 0 79
::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to... guest 0 81
<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once guest 0 0
<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are guest 0 6
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. guest 0 167
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you guest 0 300
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how?? guest 0 111
<Jeffwey> i will buy a camoflouged condom so u wont see me coming guest 0 166
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia? guest 0 189
<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off guest 0 158
<occifer> my penis was fat guest 0 0
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much guest 0 12
<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers? guest 0 12
<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. guest 0 219
<Rapture> i need to hit someone guest 0 4
<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and... guest 0 307
thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy guest 0 3
<thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day guest 0 -1
<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign. guest 0 81
<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star... guest 0 94
<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make... guest 0 -3
<stc> all us asians look alike guest 0 157
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold? guest 0 73
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what josh is pissed about guest 0 180
<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use? guest 0 167
<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous guest 0 209
<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna... guest 0 -1
<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels? guest 0 -1
<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed? guest 0 90
<SlimZ> i like my pickup line guest 0 180
<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego. guest 0 11
(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player guest 0 191
(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and... guest 0 136
<kisama> just leave clues as to your modem guest 0 23
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS... guest 0 73
<goltrpoat> 'britney spears' is an anagram for 'presbyterians.' guest 0 164
<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND! guest 0 108
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. guest 0 317
<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up guest 0 74
<bigPIMP> are you a virgin? guest 0 102
<JD> AFAIK, Anubis is the only Egyptian god who is often drawn with an guest 0 114
<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become... guest 0 155
Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass guest 0 73
(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least... guest 0 151
IoStream 14: LOL guest 0 140
n e r d b 5: umm. guest 0 94
[pajama] if it weren't for the boobs. guest 0 3
[tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to taste it. guest 0 0
<Inoshiro> Wth guest 0 280
<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job... guest 0 136
<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer. And it's ugly too." -my cs professor guest 0 47
<DragonRe> gabe: what i did to you was love goddamit guest 0 188
<harb> Polybeastiality? Is that like cheating on your sheep with your cow? guest 0 215
<Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to... guest 0 312
<perdida> should I go make porn for loan-payment cash? if so which aspect of... guest 0 0
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia... guest 0 266
(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like... guest 0 6
<reflector> I'm skinny and I have a big nose, but girls still let me touch them... guest 0 238
<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if you timed it really... guest 0 217
<TasmBoy> does anyone have the source code to windows? guest 0 8
<YehhNO> how i download irc? guest 0 49
<iMike> i think english transcends spelling guest 0 8
<Seros> fuck guest 0 226
(Demention) Qwa-Z sucks like George Michael in a men's bathroom :P guest 0 -1
<ground0-> as if your opinion matters, or means anything in this world at all guest 0 31
<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means guest 0 -2
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed guest 0 23
<[PhReAk]> i have a problem, i have an +++ATH0 modem bomber but when i use it... guest 0 -3
<tak> your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a minimal octal instead... guest 0 38
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me? guest 0 46
<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza guest 0 167
<lusta> im doin' route now, heh guest 0 0
<kidjess> If you cause me problems guest 0 116
<tgpretend> MICROSOFT BRAIN DRAIN CONTINUES. Fourteen-year guest 0 23
<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach guest 0 216
<pac> THAT DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE ZERO COOL guest 0 97
<Camo> prence: someone at school played a prank on a loser and they fed him... guest 0 -1
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<Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday! guest 0 185
<Prae> omg guest 0 111
<k-rad-bob> omg guest 0 220
<ryan> I think I’m going to feed my dog viagra and leave guest 0 207
<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!? guest 0 20
<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons guest 0 6
<Prae> im here to packet and chew gum guest 0 -1
<pahol> As you use telnet in America how would you really hack in the UK? guest 0 -1
<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL guest 0 0
<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried... guest 0 13
<Camo> wiz guest 0 242
<zuez> i want to meet shawn when i go to boston guest 0 0
<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of mine, i saw the... guest 0 -3
<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s)... guest 0 163
<[D60]BIG_K> WHY IS CHANSERV IN EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL guest 0 6
<vortex502> 3+5 guest 0 225
<Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could. guest 0 39
<no_soul> did you know the testes on blue whales weigh like 400 pounds? guest 0 62
<assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand guest 0 -1
<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy guest 0 0
<no_soul> i snorted Ajax guest 0 91
<musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ? guest 0 -1
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy... guest 0 8348
<ccowboy> @chanserv took over my chat-room! guest 0 6
<CoN> ... next you'll tell me that you shaved your pubes under the misdirection... guest 0 178
<jessafk> ;) your just too smart for me guest 0 79
<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis guest 0 -4
<tress> i have no arms guest 0 67
<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resumé and sent it... guest 0 286
<ckx> i wish i had a gf who was into really cheap things guest 0 126
<Chis_> this problem calls for a trip to #math guest 0 96
<metroid23> i ask for whole milk and people look at me like i wanna suck it... guest 0 255
*** C2H5OH has joined #finalfight guest 0 277
<Zaratustra> Kei is the deity of putting 'in bed' at the end of fortune cookie... guest 0 0
<Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large, exceptionally strong... guest 0 183
<@Patilla> hacking is cool guest 0 123
<ckx> i'm not gay guest 0 14
<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn guest 0 103
<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in... guest 0 136
<ckx> when i worked at the sub shop guest 0 213
<racs> Dago n : ethnic slur; offensive terms for a person of Italian descent... guest 0 -2
<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system guest 0 265
(timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut. guest 0 190
<peng> Guilty and I never had dealings guest 0 27
<Amanda> I remember being in Europe guest 0 76
<Evil_Kneival> I see. guest 0 -1
<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed... guest 0 97
<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one guest 0 35
<vermifuge> dude what the f guest 0 149
<qbpsawk> but try saying guest 0 -1
<JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its... guest 0 221
<Spin0ut> anubis's nick is cool guest 0 42
(blakus) let justin sit around and tell ross stories guest 0 0
<mydgear> wow, im listening to the best of dj premiere guest 0 -1
[Amanda2] Alright guest 0 129
<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah. Well, would you have felt better if I hadn't told... guest 0 3
<JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were kids.... guest 0 170
<Geothermal> Jesus, I can only say so many things about fat people before they... guest 0 40
(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls guest 0 -2
(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of... guest 0 34
<sev> there is no big brother guest 0 55
<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra... guest 0 32
(br0kerman) leave him alone guest 0 -3
<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other... guest 0 216
*** Quits: ZiGgA (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) guest 0 0
<studmuffn> whenever people talk about ethics the sentences get longer guest 0 146
(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3???? guest 0 86
<MegaWorld> Anyone awake? guest 0 190
<nexxai> man, I love having hookups guest 0 88
<tacu> i shouldn't have a) eat peaches b) laugh out loud guest 0 -2
<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"? guest 0 242
<dr\gonzo> fuck linux guest 0 1
<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood... guest 0 252
<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre... guest 0 173
*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco guest 0 16
* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively. guest 0 108
* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile guest 0 132
<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes guest 0 17
<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says guest 0 3
<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down guest 0 230
<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001... guest 0 62
(SiNs-) $1,599.99 guest 0 430
<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and moving up and down... guest 0 -1
::: .signoff@7.55p> jadel (jadel@h24-70-154-3.wp.shawcable.net); User abortion... guest 0 11
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<Th3Virus> watch southpark wednesday guest 0 164
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<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots. guest 0 -2
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<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS. guest 0 133
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<Durtro> an army of swedish surgeons couldn't make him a girl. guest 0 15
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<McGrue> You need messageboards? guest 0 119
<McGrue> The truth, like a penis, sometimes slips out at inopportune times. guest 0 339
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<Orm-Riva> I knew a man who had sex with a helicopter once. guest 0 226
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* Cybertrx is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my... guest 0 71
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<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night. somebody from... guest 0 21
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<CiXeL> america where a poor black boy can grow up to become a rich white woman guest 0 73
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<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to... guest 0 324
<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year: 1,483. guest 0 97
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<iis> exploit me guest 0 1
[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon guest 0 159
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<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet guest 0 10
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<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to take over my... guest 0 64
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<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and... guest 0 72
<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and web developers. guest 0 108
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<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool. guest 0 44
<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave chinese food. guest 0 78
<}|{amy}|{> Voulez Vous Couche Avec Moi, Ce Soir? guest 0 -3
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[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie guest 0 83
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys guest 0 68
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more guest 0 -3
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<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy guest 0 15
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*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3 guest 0 55
<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/canada, wanna meet... guest 0 60
<mike> how do you make a dead baby a submarine guest 0 15
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<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer space, and my owner... guest 0 29
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<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix? guest 0 135
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<Loser> i just got an idea guest 0 2
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<maff> 84 of 127 emails... guest 0 65
<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline guest 0 102
<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio... guest 0 0
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<Synthrev> Ramen...coke is for pussies guest 0 94
<Azzy> "Don't touch me there, yer not my father"..... guest 0 0
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<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats. guest 0 102
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<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this... guest 0 226
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<homerj> a robot on Futurama guest 0 181
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<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies. guest 0 282
<SYch0> maybe in your dreams guest 0 212
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<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY guest 0 3
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<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in... guest 0 92
<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers guest 0 0
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001? guest 0 154
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[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine. guest 0 287
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<enex> sux! guest 0 -2
<BlackDeth> Now playing: with myself guest 0 167
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(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my... guest 0 215
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<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer. guest 0 7
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<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"? guest 0 0
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uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!! guest 0 43
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be... guest 0 227
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<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse. guest 0 258
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<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie Lymon that goes... guest 0 0
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<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in Quake III] guest 0 90
(Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my glasses, toes were... guest 0 136
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(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work" guest 0 -1
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Nostradomz: this sounds funny but can udownload memory guest 0 -1
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serluny: how long did it took u to learn c? guest 0 430
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<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB guest 0 -1
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<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to die. guest 0 0
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(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector? guest 0 274
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<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2) guest 0 12
<Jenosyn> i've seen piccies of u screwing things in your PC :) guest 0 0
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<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD GRADE TEACHER. guest 0 0
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<Dipstick`> women exist? guest 0 254
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<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise? guest 0 90
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<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet ???????????????? guest 0 0
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<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of brazil guest 0 20
<Beez> do u know where to download the Psx emulator EMU and Bleed? guest 0 0
<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night guest 0 -1
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(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine guest 0 218
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<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture guest 0 0
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<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is? guest 0 6
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<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die. guest 0 4
<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you. guest 0 61
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<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly guest 0 -2
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs guest 0 87
<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis guest 0 -2
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<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it guest 0 0
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack? guest 0 187
<dkl> The Sudanese Arabs which posses some of the largest penis's in the world... guest 0 3
<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like guest 0 115
<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude. guest 0 0
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<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen... guest 0 -2
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc? guest 0 -1
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<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star? guest 0 0
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<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them. guest 0 -1
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<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc guest 0 0
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust" guest 0 58
<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive. guest 0 11
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<Slewfoot> I made my hamster cum by tickling his winky once guest 0 -1
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<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder? guest 0 151
After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99 guest 0 162
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<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me guest 0 157
<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side... guest 0 56
<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis guest 0 6
<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers? guest 0 161
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<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when somebody adds a... guest 0 12
(|Chris) take your dick out of the port guest 0 96
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<imminent> clean keyboard guest 0 1
<MrSpey> Everyone needs pr0n. In fact, I think the amount of pr0n people have... guest 0 153
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<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows? guest 0 6
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<Medieval> the chances of me spontaneously climaxing while thinking about that... guest 0 30
<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P guest 0 1
<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway? guest 0 7
<Techiii> Q: How do you spell Kuro5hin? guest 0 0
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<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay? guest 0 -2
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<Ash> We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week. guest 0 92
<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;' guest 0 131
<zaney> if you have the fucking internet why jizz in the shower? guest 0 0
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<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last night... but there's... guest 0 0
<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save... guest 0 110
<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the... guest 0 12
<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend guest 0 247
<c-rOCK> check this out guest 0 0
<truss1> it's an e10k man guest 0 3
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<subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay! guest 0 0
n e r d b 5: DUDE guest 0 16
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[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper... guest 0 32
<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat guest 0 210
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<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux? guest 0 6
<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING TO COPY THE IP guest 0 0
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<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm guest 0 198
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<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what... guest 0 58
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<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :) guest 0 110
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking... guest 0 43
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week guest 0 1
<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself guest 0 54
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<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her. guest 0 6
<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and lit it guest 0 0
<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put cds in :. guest 0 -1
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<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could... guest 0 155
<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait... guest 0 -1
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<kisama> i've spent my last 5 new year's on either irc or aol guest 0 12
<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and give it away as a... guest 0 166
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jaylane0910: oh gross guest 0 51
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<smcn> one of these days guest 0 291
<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas? guest 0 -1
<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan... guest 0 1
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"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; guest 0 246
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<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for guest 0 171
<Theseus> get the free like 10 CDs they give you guest 0 112
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<Cennt-> "how did your grandma die" guest 0 6
<ck3k> blaze has a job, it's called "leech off parents" guest 0 125
<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port guest 0 -1
<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front? guest 0 -2
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<SSr2> what's pr0n? guest 0 -1
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<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions: guest 0 12
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<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do... guest 0 182
<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =( guest 0 33
<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I... guest 0 2
<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol guest 0 91
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<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4 guest 0 60
<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop guest 0 0
<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez guest 0 0
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<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar? guest 0 154
<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top" guest 0 141
<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so... guest 0 52
<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have... guest 0 169
* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON] guest 0 139
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg guest 0 132
<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it... guest 0 132
<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk? guest 0 -2
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<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it... guest 0 0
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<McAnarchy> people live in utah?? guest 0 3
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<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement... guest 0 155
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<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show... guest 0 540
<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes... guest 0 -1
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<CrazyDe> don't be afraid.. guest 0 0
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<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers. guest 0 -1
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<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame guest 0 182
uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2 guest 0 12
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<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car guest 0 0
<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program? guest 0 -1
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<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya guest 0 -2
<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT?? guest 0 0
<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident = guest 0 6
<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh guest 0 25
<Guilty> I cant play chess, I'm not an old black guy or a slavic guest 0 -1
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<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most... guest 0 260
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<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and... guest 0 -2
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<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women. guest 0 1
<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in guest 0 149
<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip guest 0 73
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<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file? guest 0 35
<Beeth> Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from... guest 0 1145
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. guest 0 7572
<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine guest 0 46
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<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN? guest 0 0
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<inof> God used fork() to create Eve. guest 0 0
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<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them. guest 0 -2
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<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net? guest 0 0
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<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows guest 0 193
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<rouge> you vegetarian? guest 0 237
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit! guest 0 272
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<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me guest 0 347
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Introducing Railspike and the plan-prompt
Introducing Railspike and the plan-prompt

Railspike is a prompting framework we created to help our agentic developers and us stay on track in our work.

The pain points Railspike addresses are:
- requirements drift,
- misunderstandings in what's being developed,
- unprompted additions of undesired frameworks and third-party components, and
- agent working for a long time before we realize what's happening.

The goals of Railspike are to document much of the planning, keep intent clear as a feature is developed, and keep reminding the agent what it is working on.

This also makes it much easier to read and modify large amounts of agentic output in our preferred editors and viewers, which is often not the same as our console.

Railspike accomplishes this with multiple instruction prompts that split the development process into four steps: brainstorming, outlining, planning, and actual development work. This process has proven to work well for us in developing new features, reshaping existing features, fixing bugs, writing documentation, writing checklists for bigger pieces of work that take multiple cycles, and basically any task that we have thrown at it.

Sometimes even a simple, seemingly one-shot bugfix can go off-track when an agent misunderstands what we meant or intended, or chooses a solution that we do not agree with. Railspike has almost completely eliminated this occurrence by locking in what is planned. (Sometimes a one-shot fix really is, and we've had good results asking the agent this question.)

The main building block of Railspike is the plan-prompt: a plan, stored in a file, that the agent then follows as its prompt. Railspike began to take shape when we realized that, for most tasks, it is helpful to have the agent write its own prompt before actually starting the work. We could inspect this plan-prompt and alter it, also with the agent's help, before any actual code was written.

We then set out to emulate a minimal planning process, not unlike agile or waterfall, where we first ideated on possible solution types and made a decision for what to do, fleshed out our decision in a detailed high-level plan, wrote an even more detailed development plan, breaking down the task into multiple atomic sub-tasks, and then began development following this third plan-prompt.

The process started out as one file with instructions, but we soon noticed that the instructions would often be forgotten out of the context window, so we split it into several files that we inserted into the conversation as they were needed. We then further added instructions for before, during, and after certain steps.

We spent a year refining these prompts as we used them to build multiple projects (mostly web-based online social spaces frameworks, but also some random things like documentation.)

We started keeping the prompting system in a repo so that it could be synchronized between projects.

As we worked on Railspike and refined it with several different coding agents like Cursor, Windsurf, Copilot, Claude Code, and Codex, we noticed that it can gradually bring different agents to work within similar constraints, often allowing us to compensate for weaker but less compute-intensive (and more affordable) models.

Many agents now include a built-in plan mode, where the agent explores the codebase and proposes a plan for you to approve before doing the actual edits. Railspike offers clear advantages over these. First and foremost, the plans are written as plaintext, searchable files in your repo, so they survive context window slide, compaction, your session, and transitions between multiple coding agents.

The second advantage is documentation: you (and your agent, even if you are now using a different one) can inspect the thinking that went into a feature.

Third, the process is consistent across agents, allowing a much more agent-agnostic development workflow. For example, we sometimes pass a task between Claude Code and Codex mid-task, because Codex appears to be better at complex features, while Claude Code seems to be better at UI.

This is not all, we keep finding new benefits, such as that we have to do a lot less manual explaining. We let the agent come up with its own explanation, and correct it if needed. Most of the time it has the right idea.

Eventually, we started recommending this process to others and seeing it help them, and realized that it needed a catchier name than FEATURE_DEVELOPMENT_PROCESS.md. We also realized that it needed a debug mode, so we added that.

And here it is!

Railspike is super easy to drop into an existing project. If you want to start now, super quickly, just copy it anywhere into your project and next time you're developing a feature, append to your prompt: "Write Step 1 of RAILSPIKE.md." Important note: Your original promt will be preserved in the generated Step 1 document, so don't write anything you don't want to end up in your repo.

Railspike is pretty stable at this point, but if you want to keep up with the hopefully infrequent updates, you can also use it as a git submodule. Instructions for this are included.

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