<shachaf> you open the third door and behind it is an argument about the monty hall problem
<fryerfly> there were a couple of guys on other courses i got on with
<fryerfly> some of our modules overlapped
<fryerfly> we had some good times playing lan games of halo
<fryerfly> except i kept winning
<fryerfly> which offended them
<fryerfly> eventually they declared we were going to have a match
<fryerfly> them vs me
<fryerfly> i was limited to an energy sword and a pistol
<fryerfly> they could use anything they liked
<fryerfly> i won
* fryerfly was never invited again
<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper
<worstcase> once we look at women as 3d printers i think abortion wont be as much of a big deal
<@Slime_Master> I hear damn near all of the wildlife in Australia wants to kill humans
<@Slime_Master> even something as cute as Koalas
<@Xenesis> Koalas are gross and mean.
<@Xenesis> Anyone who thinks koalas are cute has never heard them fuck.
<@Slime_Master> O_O
<@Alex_Lykos> .....
<@Slime_Master> I don't think that's an image I need in my head right now
<@Alex_Lykos> as if i would want to know why you watched koalas fuck
<@Xenesis> Watched? No.
<@Xenesis> Heard from hundreds of metres away? Yes.
<Flashtek> I hate it when someone burns bread when I'm plugging in PC hardware for the first time
Maidenhelos> There are few times in life when "Oh shit" is more appropriate than when you accidentally find the septic tank by falling into it...
Maidenhelos> On a completely "unrelated" note guess what I did today
< wushin> your art is very good
< bagzie> I hate it more and more each day
< wushin> that just means you're an artist
<sstrandberg> "It includes low-level primitives such as types, flow control, and operators"
<sstrandberg> swift confirmed for having if statements
<sstrandberg> stop the presses
<@NWH> Random thought: Do Facebook users who like the movie "The Social Network" get put on a secret blacklist?
<Proview> holy shit i'm tired of doing people's programming homework
<Proview> every fucking day its something new
<Proview> what happened to people who genuinely wanted to learn
<Proview> and try and figure it out
<GargajCNS> Proview: those people made successful projects and now the people whose homework you're doing want in on the cake
<GargajCNS> nerd kid goes to school, gets made fun of, people think he's an idiot, creates company, cashes millions, people still think he's an idiot but hey he made millions so that whole progurming stuff cant be that hard right?
<GargajCNS> and voila
<GargajCNS> app store.
<+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral research on children
<+kmc> she did live on psych studies for a year yeah
<Jafet> Is there a control protocol where you don't use people who live off being sociology test subjects
<kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
<kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too
<kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
<Fiora> oh! he killed hitler
<kmc> oh yeah, there we go
<kmc> thanks Fiora
<Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
<Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
<kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive
<kmc> you have no idea how completely I control your so-called reality
<kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon
<kmc> it came in a cardboard box
<kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can
<kmc> it was amazing
<Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9.
<Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space.
<Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor.
<madk> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tape size reaches 2^63 cells.
<coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA
<coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink"
<coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green
<crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm
<crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110
<crystal-cola> well
<crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that
<zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience?
<Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
<ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers
<ais523> and just completely ignoring the input
<cpressey> some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon
<Bike> i'm ten pages in to an ethernet-phy manual and i'm pretty sure the internet is impossible