<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt
<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
<SYch0> [^_^
<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes
<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?
* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it
<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this
<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY
<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
*** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))
<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet
<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Guilty> The white trash chip