<@Rjx> the bigger question is why I am so fixated on personality disorders
<worf_> ... FML
<PoroCYon> \o/
<ben_vulpes> code is not fucking art
<@DigDug> in russia you're now going to get fined for sharing instructions on...
<@DigDug> in russia you're now going to get fined for sharing instructions on how to use a vpn or otherwise avoid the countrywide firewall
<@DigDug> whoa, adobe is dropping flash linux support
<Rjx> who are you talking to?
<@Furah> my ex sent a text that was meant to make me think of her, but instead...
<@Furah> my ex sent a text that was meant to make me think of her, but instead I thought of alcohol
Actual Chris: facebook is telling me to write on your wall too
<XenThra> I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm...
<XenThra> I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
<Illing> can anyone recommend a good cult?
<@DigDug> should i do something nice for my sysadmin this friday?
<Trinexx> Foster brought a client down to the basement today
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
<Affinity> You're friends with james, therefore you must have a double-digit IQ.
<@Jism> haha megaman_exe, you're pretty stupid
<somniloquy> Speak English or I'll have to come kill you.
Razer: Shit..DS is coming..
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<Zappa_> DigDug: it would be funny if there weren't so many...
<Zappa_> DigDug: it would be funny if there weren't so many "people-don't-understand-internet-jargon-quotes"
<DigDug> deth needs to get in touch with his inner child
<create> <nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking...
<create> <nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
<Bludshed> dang
<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but...
<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :(