<sir_dilla> man, i suck at this game. can you give me a few pointers?
<samson> 0x3A28213A, 0x6339392C, 0x7363682E
<sir_dilla> i hate you
<The_GGA> Never.. ever.. misspell
<The_GGA> INSECT
<The_GGA> especially in a google image search.
Kodan882: Once a long time ago, I was listening to a talk radio show.
Kodan882: THey werre talking about motorcycles, and a guy called in and screamed "PENIS!" and then hung up.
DragonOfLight121: ...
DragonOfLight121: LOL
Kodan882: The guys at the station were silent
Kodan882: Though, you could hear laughter in the background
DragonOfLight121: xD
<<HobbitGrease> tobita: i'm going to expose more of my computer stupidity here, what's the difference between SDRAM and DDR RAM
<Tobita> The number of pins on the stick
<<HobbitGrease> ah
<Tobita> Other than that, DDR is faster
<<HobbitGrease> at least i'm not calling the entire computer tower the modem, as a coworker was doing today
<Defiler> Hobbit: Technically, it's "SDRAM" vs. "DDR SDRAM"
<Defiler> Which should make it clearer that one is an enhanced version of the other.
<Defiler> Imagine that someone is flicking the light switch on and off in your room.
<Defiler> In the room with you is a dwarf with a knife.
<Defiler> With regular SDRAM, every time the lights go out, the dwarf stabs you.
<Defiler> With DDR, not only does he stab you when the lights go out, but also, when the lights turn back on, he kicks you in the shin.
<Defiler> As you can see, more information is being transmitted, even though the same process is going on.
<Defiler> This is the magic of DDR.
<ChrizzNL> err this is a C++ help channel, right?
<oracel> a what?
<ChrizzNL> what kinda channel is this??
<oracel> a channel for people with the rare blood decease Rhesus C plus (plus)
<ChrizzNL> woops
<Guyp> my mom wont let me go to the gym
<Guyp> she thinks i'll look at girls and my mind will be sinning ;[
<Guyp> so i think i'll ask her if a gay gym is ok :>
<Gryffon> Just how old do you think I am Quake?
<QuaKe> Gryffon, do you really want me to answer that?
<Gryffon> yeah
<QuaKe> Fine, 13.
<Gryffon> well, your off by about 9 years
<QuaKe> 4?
< Jeros> im off to a wild cocaine fuelled sex party with supermodels tonight
< Jeros> ......actully im installing ubuntu but shits the same
< xoebus> both times you wake up trying to remember where your night has gone and vowing that you will never do it again?
Shayne: She said she's gonna call me soon. And i think she's going to tell me she loves me. But she thinks i'm clueless. How should i react?
Jesse: your asking a guy who has been single for 4 years for relationship advice?
Shayne: Oh right
Shayne: Umm
Jesse: just be all shocked and like suprised i guess
Shayne: Ok hold on
Shayne: Lets say i was a really good irc user. And an admin told me he had a suprise for me and i knew he was gonna give me ops. How should i react?
Shayne: Seriously... Answer the fuckin question lol
Jesse: you did not just ...oh...my...god
<kollapse> There's just something creepy about an abandoned mental institution.
<Viperlin> kollapse: i'd say its creepier if your getting wifi there
<ShakespeareFan00> Is there a list of known troublemakers somewhere?
<ShakespeareFan00> So that the relative newbies like myself can avoid them...
<zocky> ShakespeareFan00, if you're using a standard IRC client, there's a list on your right.
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<HomerJ> blows up
<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.
<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<@esch> gonna need som eclarification there
<@pyna> how does eclarification differ from regular clarification ?
<@esch> creme filling, idiot
<colin> someone told me to take a box of kleenex when i went to auschwitz the first time
<colin> SEVEN HOURS i was there, and there was NOTHING worth jerking off to
* Oddlot_P3 goes to grab some sort of food.
<FuzzyPlushroom> That reminds me
<FuzzyPlushroom> In ninth grade, I got bored in science class and wrote "Is Penis a Food?" on the table
<FuzzyPlushroom> I drew a two-column chart under it, "Yes" and "No"
<Oddlot_P3> Any replys?
<FuzzyPlushroom> The majority of tickmarks were in the "Yes" column
<FuzzyPlushroom> Therefore, in conclusion, I'm forced to consider the possibility that you're a flaming faggot.
<wac> In the entertainment industry's war on its customers, the CEOs of media conglomerates are represented by two separate yet equally-important groups.
<wac> The Motion Picture Association of America, who believes their shitty copy protection will suddenly become effective if they throw the DMCA in enough people's faces.
<wac> And the Recording Industry Association of America, who sues children.
<wac> These are their stories.
<wac> *law-n-order sound*
-[A]lucard- [Global Notice] Dear whoever is talking to Nickserv about "death cheese of heaven" and "ok go now" .. your messages aren't going to their intended target.
DrakeChun: Thank God for apt-get
thetguy01: Yes
thetguy01: It truly is a gift from God.
thetguy01: "And on the Tenth Day, God said: LET THERE BE APT-GET! And so it was."
DrakeChun: The Tenth Day, 3 after he rested
thetguy01: Yes
thetguy01: The other two days were him trying to get linux to run.
<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX??
<Drago> Anyone speak French?
<FFChatter > yes me
<powersurge> god dammit
<powersurge> I go to dairy queen so often that google is asking me to set it as my work
<powersurge> stop judging me, google
<Pryoidain> >lift up faceplate on old laptop's CD-Rom drive, make whole faceplate giant eject button, so the moment you push it in, it sits there, then ejects again
<Pryoidain> >take into small hardware repair shop
<Pryoidain> >hours of amusement
<Alister> ...you didn't.
<Pryoidain> I did
<Alister> you know
<Alister> you are the reason I never want to work support in my life
<Syntacs> I just cut my finger with a disposable tupperware container.
<Syntacs> If I'm ever the victim of a home invasion, I guess I'll know what to defend myself with.
<RedBeard> mini velociraptors?
<Syntacs> Right, but failing that, the disposable plastic containers I keep them in.
<katiesaurus> I'm kinda like a pineapple
<mattatta> huh?
<katiesaurus> brunette on the outside, blonde on the inside
<mattatta> oh lol, I thought you meant fat and best cut into pieces
<katiesaurus> ...ummm
< plasmadis> One time my dad stole a roll of brightly-colored stickers from a butcher's counter that said "BREASTS" and went to the video store and stuck them on all the movies that looked likely to contain nudity.
<jeev> i hope you get hit by an uninsured mexican driving an ice cream truck with la bamba playing in the background