(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear
(@X2-down) er screamed
< TXX> i got free version : D (of xchat)
< ^Hav0c^> the one that crashes when you click the icon in the taskbar?
/*/ [Out] TXX
(~TrickyXX@cpe.atm4-0-78119.0x573d1992.aaanxx4.customer.tele.dk) has
quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
< TheDarkestDay> yup
JakManga: hey - you're still awake! can i ask you a quick question?
moonraven: You just did!
JakManga: oh and hello how rude of me...
moonraven: Hola!
JakManga: oh damn.... do i get more than one question?
moonraven: Apparently you get 2
<fruitkat> .... and four aprons.. but still SIX KNIVES!
<fruitkat> and theres one called the 'stiff boning knife'
<fruitkat> ohhhh yeahhhh.
<fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals.
* thousand has changed the topic to: <fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals.
<fruitkat> ah crap.
<@thousand> Sorry, it had to be done :)
<Paco> I got my friend kicked off X-Box Live because I made a 69 Camaro SS with a Swastika on the hood (How was I to know SS stood for Supersport and not Schutzstaffel?) and I'd just join races with predominately French guys and go the wrong way on the track and wreck them
<Paco> Well, I tried to play nice
<Paco> I didn't make the Nazi Death Car until some French dude called me a faggot
<Paco> I had to unplug the headseat while I was driving the wrong way down the track, 7 angry French guys all screaming at the same time is too much
<No> I'm in a class teaching PERL. We're supposed to be looking up information about it. Someone say something vaguely related to it so I can justify being on here.
<Elantios> PERL sucks
<No> That'll do.
<Roscoe> show me a cisco config
<Roscoe> and were talkin
* Amun pulls down pants
* Amun shows roscoe his cisco config
* Roscoe sees your running a small pipe
-!- WetWired has joined #linux
< WetWired> Wow, how... boring.
-!- WetWired has left #linux []
<@supruzr> he's gone. bust out with the clowns and the drugs and the hookers.
<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
<sampson> EXCELLENT
<sampson> THANKS!
<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
<aves2k> like JPG
<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac
<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common
<ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water
< dexter-> how'd it go?
< tamr> it was the easiest I've had so far. No big deal
< tamr> A+++, would give birth again
mistah_j: most fat people are like IT'S MY METABOLISM
mistah_j: it's like no shit it's your metabolism
mistah_j: it can't burn 8000 calories a day you fat fucks
< RichiH> imagine you are a reporter
< RichiH> a tornado hunter in the US
< RichiH> you see a person clinging to a lamppost, trying to survive
< RichiH> you are in a _heavy_ car, and thus totally save even right next to the eye of the thing
< RichiH> so you drive nearer to the scene
< RichiH> you see that the person trying to survive is george w. bush
< RichiH> so now you have two options:
< RichiH> either you save him, having him in debt forever, becoming famous for life and probably getting a large sum from him in return
< RichiH> or you let him die, making the pictures of your life, getting fame and money too, but having a very powerful clan against you for life
< RichiH> so, what do you choose?
< RichiH> video or photo?
<+|404notfound> I just got a great idea
<+|404notfound> you know when you're handing a mug of a hot beverage to somebody, you either hold the handle and let them get burned grabbing the mug, or burn yourself to let them grab the handle?
<+|404notfound> somebody should make a mug with two diametrically positioned handles
<+|404notfound> it'll be fucking awesome
<+|404notfound> you'll be able to hand out hot drinks with impunity
the_white2086: just thinking, 2 saddest thing I have seen for a while
the_white2086: 1) instructions on toothpicks
the_white2086: 2) warning many contain traces of nuts (on a bag of penuts)
phlipping: how do you fit instructions on a toothpick?
phlipping: they're pretty small
the_white2086: packet of toothpicks
phlipping: well, if you use small enough type, then "Put tooth here -->" would suffice
the_white2086: :))
the_white2086: seriously though
the_white2086: 1) moisten tip gently with tounge
the_white2086: 2) insert between teeth with flat edge next ot gum
the_white2086: 3) use with a gentle in/out rocking motion
phlipping: I don't know what's more sad. That there were instructions on a toothpick packet or that you remember them
<vice> you remember that asian girl i wanted
<eric`> yeap
<vice> she got suspended for 10 days
<vice> for giving head to some black dude in the hallway
<simon-say> what happened to the guy?
<vice> suspended also
<simon-say> "I got suspended for recieving head"
<vice> she was a good girl too ;\
<vice> oh well
<simon-say> good girls don't blow black guys in the hallways at school
(Deranged): I fell asleep on the couch watching TV last night, and when I woke up at 4am, I had a hard on. I looked at the TV, and a Girls Gone Wild special was on. It was like it was meant to be.
<@Jon> Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness, your hair is like a golden waterfall.
<@Jon> Plus those short skirts you wear make me really horny.
<Ender_CN> I read the bible, as soon as I found out god was jesus' father I knew it was just a cheap star wars rip off so I stopped
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.
<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms.
<@PZT> "I want you to taste these," she panted as she unbuttoned her blouse, revealing two full-grown California grizzly bears. I was on the ground before it even clicked. I glanced upwards and wove my head to the left as a set of 2" claws plunged downward at me. They grazed the side of my face. It stung like hell. One of them was sitting on my left arm; I couldn't move. I felt around for the coat hanger she'd thrown to the floor just minutes ago. A careless move for an agent, I thought to myself. I twisted it around my wrist, forming a crude hook, and jabbed at the one on top of me. It rolled over, uttering primal groans of agony as blood dripped from its eyes. I slashed blindly to my left. I didn't break the fur, but it was enough. The second bear shifted its weight, and I was able to pry my arm free. Still half-naked, I grabbed the padlocked Armani suitcase and I stumbled out the motel room door.
<Scizor300> What the hell?
* Stoney is now known as Stonaway
<@PZT> I swore silently to myself as I dashed toward the dimly lit lobby. She'd been one of them all along. An agent. The Movement had warned me not to let down my cover, even for a minute. Why hadn't I listened? A prostitute, in the beat-down slums of Madrid? What was I thinking? Her name... Bertha. Bear-tha. She'd been dangling it in front of my face the entire night, but I had been too horny to listen. Or care, for that matter.
<+Mach> What the fuck?
<@PZT> I burst out the front door and ran down the street towards a departing bus. I didn't care where it was going; no human can outrun a hungry grizzly bear on foot. I heard screams behind me, followed by roars and a horrible gnashing sound. I stuck my good arm between the closing doors, pried them open and stepped on board. I threw a few coins at the flabbergasted bus driver and made my way to a seat, ignoring the similarly confused faces around me. It didn't matter to me; the honey was safe. That was all that mattered nowadays.
DabooAWAY: i smell bad
DabooAWAY: i mean spell
* Fireboy224 joined #twokinds
<Fireboy224> Hello all
<ThePyrO> Yo
<ThePyrO> I don't know you, but I have a feeling we'll get along XD
<Fireboy224> Yes.
<Advocate> Hey guys, wanna hear a riddle? ^^
<Advocate> There's jill and jack on the floor, dead
<LightFang> They're fish
<Advocate> I hate you