<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."
<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?
<Islandx55> wtf is a-team
<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?
<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
<McAnarchy> people live in utah??
<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.
<gloone> or a stapler
<gloone> that's what i have here.
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that
<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.
<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality
<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai
<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....
<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape
<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?
<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick
<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained
<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<Dr_DOS> YES
<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner
<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.
<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches?
<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."
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<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal