<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
<blazemore> and then you own yourself
<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car
<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?
<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now?
<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole
<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya
<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??
<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =
<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh
<Guilty> I cant play chess, I'm not an old black guy or a slavic
<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM
<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish
<Tum> like if its any good
<meps> just add water
<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'
<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace
<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.
<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^
<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.
<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls
<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip
in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D
<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?
<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now ...ahhhhhh
<honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits for a long time?
<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
<Acrimon> sorry
<Beeth> Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart
<Beeth> people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine