<broken> PARENT NOT KNOW WHAT KID DO AT NIGHT. WHEN AT NIGHT KID GO OUT GET HIGH TAKE WOMEN DRIVE CAR DRINK BEER, AT NIGHT KID ARE IS BE BAD, AND PARENT NOT EVER KNOW! HOW DANGEROUS THIS LIFE BE! BE CAREFUL OF KID AT NIGHT!
* BigD slaps BigD around a bit with a large trout
<SirKarls> hey bigd seems like u are bored
<BigD> yes]
<SirKarls> do u know www.bash.org ?
<BigD> no
<Black_Raven> i do
<Black_Raven> its funny u may like it
<Black_Raven> ur a racist right D?
<BigD> of course
<SirKarls> lol
<Black_Raven> click Bottom for jokes u would like
<chris> Dreamweaver wont open grrr
<chris> Vbox error "Failed to initialize security client. Error code 103"
<InvisableMan> dreamweaver is for fags
<InvisableMan> oh.. nm
(mattmoo) wot do you call a hundred black ppl in a field?
(mattmoo) the good old days
<Ri-G0d> well, I'd rather suck a cock, then fuck angelina jolie
-!- Assasins [Assassin@HSE-London-ppp3509865.sympatico.ca] has joined #linux
<Assasins> when i reboot linux
<Assasins> it tells me to enter password and login
<Assasins> how can i enter graphic linux?
Shadur> Assasins: ....... Congratulations. I'm pasting this log and saving it to a webpage for all my friends to laugh at hysterically.
<Assasins> Shadur: yes yes you stupid nerd go suck a dick and hack into ppl
-!- Assasins was kicked from #linux by Shadur [Bye now.]
<cornbread> Fear my cock of +12 inch
<Grif> That's a pretty big rooster. I'd be scared.
<Grif> In fact, I'm scared that this giant rooster is on its way to kill me right........ now.
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> www.Kev_does_donkeys.co.uk/up_the_batty.htm :D
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> has a nice ring to it :D
<alpaca> n0 on3 c4n hax0r m3, 1 hav3 t3h w1n XP f1r3wal1!!@#
<r0x0r_j00> O HAHA WINXP IS TEH GAY FLOWARPOWAR OS!! HAHA
<r0x0r_j00> WINXP EXRTA POOP!~
<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM
<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE
<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN
<cX> FROM MERICA
<UKchaos> most semen swallowed: michelle monhan had 1.7 pints puimped out of here stomach in La july 1991.
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS
<luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL
<luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE
<luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.
<fsdf> I DONT CARE I DONT LIKE TALKING TO NAZIS
<fsdf> ESP. JEWISH NAZIS
[Goonigoogoo] So Neuro, what have you been up to?
[tate] How's Alaska?
[Goonigoogoo] really?
[Goonigoogoo] you don't say [tate] Wow.
[tate] I never knew that.
[Goonigoogoo] yeah, those bears will do that
[tate] Sorry about your grandmother, though.
[Goonigoogoo] no, no. It's statuatory rape when they're underage
<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching them how to catch fish themselves.
<Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1
<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me
<bertle> i smell gay
<jej> WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PISSING CONTEST.
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<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
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[02:21] * ekum is away, sleep [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[02:21] * ekum is away, work [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<wokness|homework> Without the powers of Vi ---> (Me: "Cute girl with you go out with me?" Her: "No.")
<wokness|homework> With the powers of Vi ---> (Me: Cute girl will you go out with me?!" Her: "Yes.")
<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces
(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart
<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago!
<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now