<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth against someone's vagina and fill them up with your regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever
<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
<farts> fuck what rednecks think
<farts> they're drones
<farts> mulch them
<farts> and use their bones for ivory dildos for the non-ugle
<%pervert_> who wants to play tetris with me
<zaim> L
<pervert_> L
<zaim> |
<zaim> YOUR MOVE MF
<Nyschashi-Seikun> got my driver's license
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I thought I would fail
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I dodged a hobo that darted out into the street, and I had to fly into the oncoming traffic lane
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I also dodged a woman with a baby
* Joins: Saaz
<Saaz> hi guys
<Saaz> can you help me a bit?
<Saaz> ive been trying to learn japanese from anime, but i have some troubles with understanding
<Saaz> how "Hello" would be in japanese?
<shimbo> Konichiwa, I guess
<Saaz> thx
<Saaz> and how it would be "Thank you"?
<shimbo> Arigato
<Saaz> thx
<Saaz> and how it would be "Remove that tentacle from my anus"?
<Saaz> kekekeke
<Saaz> TO THE BAT CAVE!!
* Parts: Saaz
<hixo> haha
<Video> I'm ordering a white DVD burner, on the assumption that it'll work.
<andariel> Strangest thing happened the other day... I was fucking my girlfriend doggystyle when all of a sudden she turns around and calls me a paedophile! So I just slapped her arse and said 'That's a mighty big word for a twelve year old'.
<kiljoi> someone needs to make emo-nix
<kiljoi> it's all black, and as soon as you power up, all your hardware cuts it's wrists
<animus5> wow did anyone see those 2 quotes on qdb thatre exactly the same
<junki3xxl> haha 2 ppl just put the same quote up on qdb
<junki3xxl> lol nice timing
<animus5> they both--wow and I was just going to say how sad THAT was
<animus5> but I think we just topped it for patheticness
<junki3xxl> this never happened
<animus5> so am I putting it up or are you?
<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes
<_stan> much like the band itself.
[Ed] Man, I'm so black, I just drank a bottle of orange soda
[Ed] I feel like busting out some rhymes and stealing hubcaps
21:48 <+nocturnal> avp rocked
21:48 <+anthill> i have aids
21:48 <+nocturnal> predator won btw
21:49 <@Rush68> I FUCKING HATE YOU
21:49 <@Rush68> I FUCKING HATE YOU
21:49 <+paden> hahahahh
21:49 <+nocturnal> rofl
<MStar> what's an IRC agent?
<Xshare> eh.
<Xshare> Someone who goes around and tries to get you ops in IRC Channels?
<Xshare> Usually Jewish?
<Capn`Blackout> DF: some guy was going on about how AA an NA was the shit once and when I told him that it was all mental crutchwork to brace yourself up until you had the will to quit yourself he exploded on me
<Capn`Blackout> he screams MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN NA OR AA HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND DO NOT HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO DO IT THEMSELVES GODDAMMITT
<Capn`Blackout> so everybody in the truck gets real quiet until I say "so who laid the weenie on YOU?"
<@ne0n> 'lol' is such a gay word.
<@ne0n> lol
<@ne0n> fuck.
<@ne0n> ha
<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance
<hamtaro> WHAT
<hamtaro> NOT ON MY WATCH THERE AREN'T
<myhero> in 1993 i was 10 years old
<myhero> :)
*** myhero was kicked by herbman (and in 1998 you're still a little queer)
<huhlig> any rf ee's about
<Rakshasa> nn, wt ds rf ee mn?
<CrimsonKnight13> «Scepterr» racking up the blood alcohol level my friend?<xero_cool> nah, he's lowering the level of blood in his alcohol stream
<s> wet sponge, rub, scratch, wet sponge, rub, scratch
<s> endlessly
<IanR> I go out with a black person
<BlackChocobo> And you call yourself a racist?
<IanR> You didn't hear my reason.
<BlackChocobo>?
<IanR> So I can beat her.