<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
<Quan> they speak "texican"
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand
*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'
<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(
<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*
<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/
<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money