(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.
<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed
<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!
<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot
<Lepper> i told my roommate's girlfriend that she needs to hook me up with some chicks
<Lepper> and she's like "dude, i bring my friends over... and all you do is play video games!"
(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide
<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS
<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.
[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?
[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops
[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN'T YOU
<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach
<Default> then she got a haircut
<Cowika> in protest?
I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown
<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker to my ti-83
<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible
<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.
*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com)
<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?
<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around..
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.
<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh
<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"
<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?
<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better
<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her