QDB: Quote #292956
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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 30 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 61.3% chance of being approved.

#292956* (?/30) ⚐Flag
One Sans Numbers: my girlfriend is a lesbian, but according to her I'm the only guy she could ever long, and when I'm not around she actively goes around and sexes other girls
One Sans Numbers: it's cool and all but she's 15 and suppsoed to be in rehab
Lov3hurtsu: supposed?
One Sans Numbers: going to be.
Lov3hurtsu: for?
One Sans Numbers: what the fuck do you go to rehab for where you're from
Lov3hurtsu: raping dogs.
One Sans Numbers: well she's in for having drugs
One Sans Numbers: and showing up to her trial stoned
One Sans Numbers: twice.Comment: She's adorable, though.
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