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#302146* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
ec> I thought you were bringing your lazy butt to work today
kj> yeah i changed my mind
ec> what are we going to do with all this "Welcome Back!" cake
kj> depends whether you want to keep the stripper inside alive or not
ec> sexy either way |
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< incluye> Oh my fucking are you serious
< incluye> Today's the day for Lesson 4.04 in Modern World Studies in my online course.
< incluye> GUESS WHAT ERROR I GET WHEN I GO TO IT |
#302144* (?/5) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<dangerousgeom> wow, your forehead has a language?
<dangerousgeom> that's impressive
<sos> every forehead has a language, just try using it for tying stuff
<sos> typing*
<dangerousgeom> v njm v
<dangerousgeom> mine seems to have a speech impediment |
#302143* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Julie188> they're deconstructing the dome at the south pole
<wcrowe> I don't think that word means what you think it means.
<wcrowe> "Dismantled" would be a better choice.
<wcrowe> Of course I may be wrong. Perhaps the Seabees really have been standing around considering the the dome's true meaning and searching for inconsistencies in its design.
<quantumplacet> yes, you may be wrong.
<quantumplacet> Deconstruct:
<quantumplacet> tr.v. 1. To break down into components; dismantle.
<gclef> today's lesson: don't let philosophers dictate meaning |
#302142* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<eganist>: How is it you know that Asians have small dicks?
<thebeefytaco>: Well, 1 million chinamen can't be wrong
<mattboehm>: but 1 million chinamen can be Wong! |
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#302141* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[23:23] <SmrkHnry> I'm listening to that band Pendulum right now that did that song Propane Nightmares.
[23:23] <Ciber> >Propane Nightmares
[23:23] <Ciber> FT. MC HANK HILL
[23:23] <SmrkHnry> YEP.
[23:23] <Ciber> STRICKLAND PROPNANE INC MAINE
[23:24] <SaiDi> NOW FOR OUR NUMBER 1 HIT!
[23:24] <SaiDi> DAMMIT BOBBY
[23:24] <SmrkHnry> it's ya boi Hank Hill
[23:24] <SmrkHnry> Rollin wit a 40 ounce of Alamo
[23:24] <SmrkHnry> I tell ya what nigga
[23:25] <Chodio_Castagnoli> Spin it, Dale.
[23:25] <SmrkHnry> dang ol' haters in my face I ought kick they ass
[23:25] <SmrkHnry> rims on my mower while I'm choppin that grass
[23:25] <Chodio_Castagnoli> Mmhmm.
[23:26] <SmrkHnry> Peggy shakin that ass in my face, god dang
[23:26] <Chodio_Castagnoli> Mad props to Strickland, maine, pimpin' that propane.
[23:27] <SmrkHnry> been huffin wd-40 since the day I was born
[23:27] <Chodio_Castagnoli> Won a court case from watchin' some porn.
[23:28] <Ciber> RIP BUCKLEY
[23:28] <Ciber> Dang Ol' Boomhauer maine.
[23:29] <SmrkHnry> Chuck Mangione on the beat, ya heard?
[23:29] <Chodio_Castagnoli> Yep.
[23:29] <Ciber> Mmm hmm
[23:29] <SmrkHnry> Yep.Comment: Rizon, #wrestling
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<tumerking> the wank of all wanks: doing it while speaking with your blind grandma
<Perry_Radica> blind people have super sensitive hearing
<Perry_Radica> thats suicide
<tumerking> exactly
<tumerking> but if you can pull it off...
<lastplacer> ...if you can wank while speaking to your grandma, then there is something wrong with you |
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<DFSniper> mmm, one more year til miley can pose in playboy
<Critical> she'll be preggers by then
<Cookie> Or lindsey lohanified. |
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* &djb hands chimp a bananna orly:
<&Chimp> uhhh thanks <.<
<&wombat> it could have been worse, chimp...at least he gave you the banana orally ;P |
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<Burningmace> how old is jjcm?
<+gir> Old enough that most of the things he does is illegal.
<+gir> There may or may not be free candy involved |
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<@CESSMASTA> "rape risk rise for cambodia women"
<@CESSMASTA> i like alliteration and all but that headline strikes me as a tad unprofessional
<@dbelange> Cambodian Cooch Caper Count Climbing |
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<nameless> +G is so annoying!
<fahadsadah> Censorship is <censored>
<fahadsadah> <censored> censorshipComment: Oh the irony
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#302134* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Garg> She is beginning to worry me because yesterday she was saying about how the Japanese Age of Consent is 13 years old and now just said that in America it's 18 years old. Her indepth knowledge is scaring me
<Sebas> Heh
<Sebas> Not very "in depth" in Japan
<Sebas> 5 inches, tops |
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<scgtrp> guys!
<scgtrp> someone make me fall asleep :/
<PhantmShado> ok, once upon a time
<PhantmShado> there was a guy named scgtrp
<PhantmShado> and it was late
<PhantmShado> but he wasn't asleep
<PhantmShado> so he went to irc
<PhantmShado> and was all "guys! someone make me fall asleep :/"
<PhantmShado> so a guy named PhantmShado said
<PhantmShado> "Once upon a time
<PhantmShado> there was a guy name scgtrp
<PhantmShado> and it was late
* Dritz has kicked PhantmShado (no recursion)
<scgtrp> i was enjoying that story >:( |
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<Bagels>i need new baseball bats
<Mayvik>you could use my cock, it's about the same size
<Bagels>bats need to be hard
<Bagels>and stiff
<Bagels>i hate those flexi easton bats
<Mayvik>oh shit
<Mayvik>it's more like a pole vaulting pole then |
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<sje46> I avoid sex the same way I avoid bullets
<sje46> i haven't had the chance to |
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<GothicBunny> i feel like such a fail tho srsly all these geniuses
<+attacke> and still, 99% in here worship someone like you :P
<GothicBunny> and still, how many worship what?
<GothicBunny> attacke: how many worship what?
<+attacke> 99% worship a girl in a chatroom
<+attacke> its like all hell breaks loose as soon a girl enter a man dominated area.
<+attacke> (in a positive way)
<+attacke> its like a girl accidently enters the guys sauna.
<GothicBunny> lol!
<GothicBunny> u just gave nme a mental picture i rly didnt need lolComment: a girl joined a computer programming channel
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<dscott_> there's probably 8-10 people out of 7 that i don't consider complete idiots |
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<despWife> i'm into toilet-denial
<Wolframm> hm
<Wolframm> although I know what you mean
<Wolframm> I cannot help but parse that as being analogous to "holocaust-denial"
<Wolframm> THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN ANY TOILETS
<Wolframm> NO SUCH THINGS EVER EXISTED
<Wolframm> DID SIX MILLION REALLY POOP |
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< Ivex> so i was at the grocery last night
< Ivex> got my stuff, did self-checkout, then started to leave the store
< Ivex> suddenly the reusable bags caught my eye, so i stopped & grabbed a couple
< Ivex> took them to the single register that was open where someone was working
< Ivex> she rang them up...and then put them in a plastic bag
< Ivex> i was dumbfounded |
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[16:18] <L2P> fool me once, shame on me
[16:18] <@kmac[w0rk]> fool me twice, and im a retarded ex-president from texas |
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cathode: and iphone is for retards that are endlessly entertained by waving their phone around to make lightsaber noises
Gr33n3gg: and fart apps
cathode: that too |
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Zombie_Will: anyone have an iphone here that lives in america?
Gr33n3gg: I have an iphone of which I live in Canada?
cathode: i dont have an iphone but i live in america
cathode: GREENEGG COMBINE! |
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<TRWBW> all missing the deep question, what does orion want?
<antonfire> food, shelter, sex.
<TRWBW> antonfire, you forgot admirations of others
<antonfire> the only point of that is to get sex thoughComment: #math on Freenode
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#302120* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<PhantmShado> I don't believe him
<PhantmShado> does anyone else believe him?
<Apocrypha> nope
<Revan343> I do!
<PhantmShado> I thought we were on the same side Revan
<PhantmShado> but now I'm not so sure
<PhantmShado> I say we settle this the only way I know how
<PhantmShado> !start
<ImpostorTrilby> A new game has been started! |
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