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#302228* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@heels> i wanna be a hooker
<Doomstalk> heels: You're already a whore in your own way
<Cuzza> heels: you're already a whore
<Cuzza> ^5 Doomstalk
<Doomstalk> ^5 Cuzza
<Cuzza> ...
<Cuzza> GET OUT OF MY HEAD
<Doomstalk> GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
<Cuzza> WHAT THE FUCK MAN
#302227* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Dacon> Oh sure, Chet she likes. But me, whenever I try and flirt with her, she calls me her lesbian girlfriend
<Drachen> lemme show you how to flirt dacon
* Drachen looks at huggles
<Drachen> So you uhh come here often?
<Huggles> Why no I don't, Drachen
<Drachen> Would you like to?
<Drachen> :rimshot:
<Dacon> uh huh. how often has that worked?
<Drachen> Never
<Dacon> alrighty then
<Drachen> but there is always a first for everything ^_^
<Huggles> Too bad it's not now
<Dacon> ooo.. shot down
<Badboi> lookit him burn
#302226* (?/2) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Aryogaton: Anyone here read the Grand Battle?
Aryogaton: Anyone here read the Grand Battle?
Aryogaton: Anyone here read the Grand Battle?
Aryogaton: Come on, someone has to have read it
PickYerPoison: I don't think anyone's read it three times, though.
#302225* (?/1) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
SubSyn: Echo419 leaves for hours at a time also ggzman
Echo419: ya is called sleeping
SubSyn: usually he says something about finding a bottle of nivea
Comment: nivea = lotion = ?
#302224* (?/1) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<max31> we're using baby hungerford for my algebra class
<HiLander> which hungerford is baby?  that creepy undergraduate-level one?
<thermoplyae> what makes a math text creepy?
<CESSMASTER> "there is precisely one group of order p for every prime p, and you have beautiful hands"
T-Shirt Hell: Talk Nerdy to Me
#302223* (?/2) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<{KHI}DellGuy> its like rave in here
<{KHI}DellGuy> all the pretty colors
<blaz0r`> 8=======D~~
<{KHI}DellGuy> and penises
<ceil> dell, another reason i ignore this channel a lot <_<
<Taerom> 8===================D~~~~~~~~ o-:  <-- ceil's mouth.
#302222* (?/4) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Joshua> i should go to his house
<Joshua> and break his nose
<Taerom> Joshua: or... not.
<Joshua> but the gas aint worth it
<Joshua> besides
<Joshua> i might hurt my pretty girl hands
<Joshua> quote me and die
* Jigsy closes the quote file.
* ceil closes the bash and qdb tabs
#302220* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<braingrind> ana: see i rock a tie
<braingrind> i have to fight women off
<Mr__T> you don't have to
<Mr__T> you just enjoy punching women in the face
#302219* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
zieruz: is there anyone here ?
Katty: no
benngard: no
michaely: no
p3nguin: Did you really want all 248 other people to respond?
#302218* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+Hajuu> going to work on my bike for a bit
<+Webbby> ^^^^ is that Hajuu slang for he's going to beat off?
<+Hajuu> LOL
<+Hajuu> nah its a motorized bicycle
<+Hajuu> xD
<+Hajuu> just noshing into some noodles first
<+Anti-X> THAT'S Hajuu slang for beating off
#302217* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
nupanick: on a related note, I have decided it is bad form to submit one of your own jokes to qdb.us
nupanick: I will only submit funny things that someone /else/ said
PickYerPoison: I never submit things I say to quote databases on the reasonable assumption that I will find what I say a lot funnier than everyone else 80% of the time.
#302216* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<derek> I have the funniest combination of friends ever
<derek> An uneducated black guy and a college sophomore black guy
<derek> "Man those are some nice ass titties!"
<derek> "Jimmy, are tits and asses all you ever think about?"
<derek> "Is World of Warcraft all YOU ever think about?"
<derek> "...yes."
#302214* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@CaptainJistuce> I've noticed several J covers are very minimal and subdued while the US covers are an explosion of color.
<Drakkar> thats because americans have ADHD
<Drakkar> also AD&D
<@CaptainJistuce> AD&HD? That could be the most disastrous tabletop game ev- oooh, shiny!
#302213* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Warchamp7> My friend wants me to play Flyff
<Trace> tell her no.
<Warchamp7> I never said it was...
<Warchamp7> Ha
#302208* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<erin> Dammit, Windows! I KNOW the program is not responding. That's why I'm trying to close it.
Syswear: Geek & Gamer T-shirts. Discount code QDBREADER
#302206* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<TrumpetSamurai> Well there's a blow to my self-esteem...
<TrumpetSamurai> I typoed the escape key while practicing the "z`\'" section of the typing test and accidentally closed the program.
<TrumpetSamurai> :-/
#302205* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[22:45] <@Biomech> anyone wanna see some pics i took ? i just bought a light kit and this was my first attempt at using it
[22:50] <@Biomech> no takers?
[22:50] <@Biomech> ..... they're of my mrs
[22:51] <@jduggan> oh
[22:51] <@jduggan> why didnt you say so
Comment: Timestamp left for context
#302203* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Mio> shinji I AM YOUR FATHER
<Mio> AND MOTHER
<shinji> Go fuck yourself
<shinji> Oh wait
#302202* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Arle Mizu: I wish that markets had  security details that would make certain that everyone who entered the store washed their hands before touchin' carts and things.
Vile: You know what's really fun?  To grab a shopping cart and find out the handle is coated with barbecue sauce.
Arle Mizu: Well, Barbeque sauce DOES make everythin' taste better.
Comment: Yum.
#302201* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<jasonhtml> wth why would they remove the ability to do what u want? O.o
<Eoin> because they want to be apple
#302198* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<aelmasry> hello all
<aelmasry> any one hear me please
<enygma> that's a silly question
<MasterCJ> this is irc, nobody can hear you
<MasterCJ> however, we can read what you're typing
<Jck_True> On IRC noone can hear you scream
<Jck_True> MasterCJ: Maybe there's a deaf guy with a text-to-speech setup
#302195* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
dexi: Today this lady came in to best buy with a tv to exchange because it "didnt have enough features"
Cynic: wow
dexi: this lady was so funny...
dexi: im not done
dexi: this lady was so funny, in a bad way
Cynic: heh
dexi: she said "my neighbor has a sony that has a video game mode and it makes it so theres no delay between when you do something, and when it shows up on the screen
dexi: already she clearly has no idea wtf shes talking about
Cynic: wow
dexi: but i have to play along or i'll get fired, so i take her to the tv section and show her around
dexi: and she starts like... flirting, but trying to do it conspicuously
Cynic: ... how old is she?
dexi: like bending over far past whats comfortable to show off her ass
dexi: idk 30
Cynic: oh god
dexi: she was hott
dexi: so i didnt mind lol
Cynic: oh haha
dexi: but anyway, there was someone who needed help in video games (my area) and my coworker is better with TVs so we traded
dexi: and when i got back to him, the first thing he said was "That retard lady called you a retard"
dexi: then he said "and she kept trying to feel my cock"
#302194* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Artifice> Weird
<Artifice> I have a sudden urge to go cut myself, completely unrelated I'm sure
<zaius> Artifice: have webcam?
Comment: #c++ efnet
#302193* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Tunic> ha ha
<Tunic> my son is having his nappy changed...
<Tunic> ...he's stretching his penis, while saying "I've got a PENIS"
<Madda> ...
<Madda> Learned that from his father, I'm guessing?
<Tunic> Well I certainly didn't SHOW him that trick.
* Madda laughs
<Tunic> Must be genetic.
#302192* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<fahadsadah> I-ripped-my-spacebar-out-of-my-keyboard
<fahadsadah> and-can't-figure-out-how-to-put-it-back-in
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