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#307603* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* Godwinson headshots Rage-Tessi with a varmint rifle.
* Rage-Tessi is dead
<Godwinson> c'est la vie.
<Celti> c'est la mort, non? |
#307602* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Risugami|Work> a gun that places rectums on walls? genius!
<_303> death by fatal constipation |
#307601* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Oz> Holy shit. XD
<Oz> Fred the super-baboon thing had over 50 pieces of metal in him from a single x-ray, including lead shot, some of which was INSIDE HIS SKULL
<Oz> That's one badass monkey.
<Oz> Throw in all the car-jacking, burglary and being the leader of a gang, all he needed was a rap career and he'd've been set for life. |
#307600* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<TheBadShepperd> I heard you were going to 'send a formal letter about me to mr_flea'
<TheBadShepperd> Firstly, mr_flea isn't my boss.
<TheBadShepperd> Secondly, what I do in channels is my responsiblity.
<TheBadShepperd> Thirdly, you've got a great case with the evasion just to call me a dick.
<adpaolucci> evasion, of what sorts? When have I evaded your authority?
<TheBadShepperd> When I quieted you, and you rejoined with a different IP.
<adpaolucci> That was to state the fact that you gave no prior warning to the issue at hand
<TheBadShepperd> I don't have to give you a prior warning.
<adpaolucci> and the point of that was the OP's at the time had no problem with my activity in the channel it self
<TheBadShepperd> Thats because they were all *asleep*.
<TheBadShepperd> And I really don't have time to argue, seeing as how the network is splitting every twenty minutes.
<adpaolucci> Then why when i showed the full log to TheBoss he had no problem with my actions at that time
<TheBadShepperd> But if you have a problem with me, you can say so to my face.
<adpaolucci> then why start this conversation with me
<TheBadShepperd> And when you do, I'll tell you I don't care.
<TheBadShepperd> Because having you think you won annoys me.
<adpaolucci> or the thought of me winning annoys you |
#307599* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<TheLegace> hi could someone tell me why it takes so long for the su command to work
<EvilBob> Anyone tht can answer your question does
<TheLegace> it takes like 10 sec at least which has never been a problem before
<TheLegace> even on my other fc16 desktop no problem
<WebDragon> TheLegace: it takes time to process all that su-age to be environmentally friendly ? :D |
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#307598* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<%[ill]will> And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussy?
<@LadyNikon> wth?
<@LadyNikon> oh sorry forgot what channel I was in.. carry on?Comment: #2600
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#307597* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<nomad> nothing like vodka mixed with orange flavoured fructose syrup, diluted with a little bit of water
<RavuAlHemio> Orange-flavoured fructose syrup?
<nomad> yes
<nomad> though, it may as well be "Orange, flavoured fructose syrup"
<RavuAlHemio> You've been robbing pharmacies again, haven't you?
<nomad> :O I Do NOT rob multiple pharmacies more than once!Comment: I am not cheap
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#307596* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Geri> egon: what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
<egon> Rainbows.
<Geri> :O |
#307595* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
hello : Haha brainfuck is the worsesd language ever
@TheBadShepperd : Worst*
Boreeas : hello: Brainfuck is intended to be a fun language, not one to code seriously in <.<
hello : Yes im dutch
+TheNoodle : wat.Comment: #help on esper.net
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#307594* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@ToxicFrog> Hrm. One of my SATA hot-swap bays appears to have failed.
<@Tamber> Oh dear.
<@ToxicFrog> The drive is fine, but I can't really leave it where it is (perched on top of the server with cables coming out the side)
<@ToxicFrog> If for no other reason than that the cat will murder it
<@Tamber> Indeed. |
#307593* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Bunsen> tyger: Sounds like you've completed the prerequisite ENG 105 (Lies) and ENG 106 (Damned Lies), and are well into MTH 304 (Statistics). |
#307590* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<&Asestorian> you can only romance companions of the opposite gender
<&Entity> that's gay :( |
#307589* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<nekronuke> Can i kick a man down and piss on em?Comment: #terraria on Irondust.net
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#307588* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[13:31:44] <nekronuke> Can i kick a man down and piss on em?Comment: #terraria on Irondust.net
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#307587* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@|mando|> though i don't find pi [the movie] very good for multiple viewings
<@chroipahtz> oh really? i figured it would have infinite viewing potential |
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#307585* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Snuggletummy> Rose, welcome to the world of Aspergers.
<Snuggletummy> Oh, and Feline AIDS.
<Rose> I'm only borderline on the first one and to the best of my knowledge I do not have the second.
<gloomp> I dunno, I mean, you are named after a sex cat.
<Rose> No no no.
<Rose> I'm named after a catgirl. The sex part is entirely my imagination.
<Rose> That's where all my sex takes place. ;___; |
#307583* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Ducksink: the best toy I ever had was the one given to me at birth
Populus: mine always got tangled upComment: Talking about slinkies
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#307582* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<colin> i want to create a band consisting of mentally disabled people and call it Syndrome of a Down |
#307581* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Stormgren> righto
<Stormgren> On another note, I just pranked the CIO
<Stormgren> I have the schematics for a hallicrafters s-86 here on my desk
<Stormgren> it's a vacuum tube radio from the early 60s
<Stormgren> Going over it at lunch to refresh my brain on it.
<Stormgren> CIO walks by..."Are those vacuum tube symbols????" "Yeah, it's part of a new router we're buying."
<Stormgren> For a second, I think he thought I was serious, the expression on his face as he sorted it out in his brain was priceless.
<myself248> nice!
<myself248> A series of...
<myself248> ...tubes? |
#307580* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<DusktheJackal> i signed up for an anthro class at college and realized it wasnt about furries and left
<FancySkunk> What was it? Anthropology?
<DusktheJackal> yeah
<DusktheJackal> why do i wanna study peopleComment: Lol furries
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#307579* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Doodle> (2:21:20 PM) Riosan: i've always pictured doodle as a 4'10" midget named tim
<Doodle> (2:21:28 PM) Riosan: or an angry little lawn gnome
<Doodle> oh u
<Riosan> i have ;-;
<Doodle> I'M IN YOUR FRONT LAWN
<Doodle> MAKING A MESS WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME
<Riosan> ;-;
<Riosan> just don't tip over my garbage can
<Doodle> That's part of the mess making, son
<Spencer> Why did I just suddenly imagine Doodle, jacking off on Rio's front lawn, laughing rather evilly
<Spencer> :|
<Doodle> :U
<Klap-Trap> Doodle, you naughtly boy
<Klap-Trap> naughty |
#307578* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<langkid1> xelda, you can not impersonate zelda!
* Vgr watches xelda
* xelda grabs his wig, and turns Law into a pretty ostrich thing
<langkid1> shoebill*
* Law rages! 8D
* Law pecks xelda's eyes out!
<xelda> Eeep!
* xelda blindly walks into a wall.
<langkid1> lol
<Law> :3
<langkid1> Law, more like you'd knock his head off
<Vgr> haha
<xelda> Actually, he banged it off /inneudo
<Vgr> what? why?
* Law form changes back.Comment: irc.esper.net #lobby
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#307575* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Jazzu> I am working on replacing the blood in my veins with tea.
<[ka]killer> what % are you at?
<Jazzu> hm, let me do some napkin math
<Jazzu> okay, so google says the average male has 5-6 litres of blood in their body
<Jazzu> an average tea cup (and let's say mine's average sized) holds 175ml
<Jazzu> so if I drink 5 cups a day on average, it'll take about a week to drink 6 litres of tea
<Jazzu> and earl grey is delicious, so it's worth it |
#307574* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
I'm not quite sure how to say this; you made it etxremely easy for me!Comment: I'm not quite sure how to say this; you made it etxremely easy for me!
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#307573* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Banshee> I like my women like I like my retail stores
< Novice> Full of salesmen? |
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