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#307569* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
BY: if i had 2 clips how do i make them split screened
BY: like one on the left, one on the right
Bran: ok
Bran: well
Bran: first
Bran: you take the video
Bran: then you open premiere
Bran: then you go to google
Bran: and search
Bran: "adobe premiere elements tutorials"
BY: fuck |
#307567* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Bunsen> As one who enjoys a drink or three on a camping trip, I support the idea of packaging liquor in smallish, non-glass containers. I just wish the spokesfluid for the idea were something other than a 12oz can of Glenoctane. |
#307566* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
@TheNoodle : \o/
@TheNoodle found services
[Quit-#bowlofnoodles] BoNBot (Bot@bowlofnoodles.net) (hub.bluehell.org services.bluehell.org)
@TheNoodle : o.o |
#307565* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[Eg]™Petonomous: You know, I bet there is a porno called "The coming of Jesus" or something like that |
#307562* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
DaMan: ALX: We fixed the y2k crap months ago.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19100!!"
Jenny: omg.
HEX: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!
DaMan: crap.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19101!!"
Fred: that is curious. how does it come up with the year 19101?
DaMan: It just prepends "19" to the number of years since 1900. Forgot to fix it last year, heh.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19102!!"
Fred: Im pretty sure we are now the only platform in the nebula with a remaining y2k bug :-P
Grayson: ha.
(O)DaMan: Should be fixed now.
!!SYSTEM> TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19103!!"
!!SYSTEM> DaMan changed topic to "Happy New Year 2003!!"
!!SYSTEM> TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19104!!"
DaMan> The hell?
KoderKane> Are you sure you recompiled the binary or whatever after fixing it?
DaMan> I think so.
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19105!!"
Zer0: Holy Carp, we skipped the whole second milenuium and went right to the 19000's XD
DaMan: Im planning a "Back to the Future" remake.
nobody: In the yearrr Nineteen One-oh-five- if DaMan is, still alive... Will he fix, that damn bot?
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19106!!"
Nimda> Well at least he has an excuse this year..
lollz> he does?
Nimda> Yeh, he got hit by a bus.
CoJaBo> o_O
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19107!!"
DaMan> My new years resolution for this year: fix y2k bug in trigon
CoJaBo> And just like last year, you'll completely blow it off.
! TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19108!!"
CoJaBo> derp: qdb.us/75182
DaMan> Yeh, ill fix it someday.
! TRIGON changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19109!!
< @DaMan> ^someone remember to remind me round when next December rolls around, to fix that.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19110!!
< CoJaBo> At this rate, it'll still be saying that well into the next millenial roll-over XD
<@DaMan> You fix it then.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19111!!
< Frylock> DaMan: I totally meant to remember to tell you this last month, but- Fix the damn bot!
< DaMan> Righty-o.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19112!!
< CoJaBo> ...
< DaMan> ah, crap. |
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#307561* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[Mankrik]: ugh. One of my cousins makes me wish I was born a redneck
[Burgthock]: so you could fuck her?
[Mankrik]: yes
[Lorelai]: If you just vocalized that thought, you might be a Jeff Foxworthy punchlineComment: SWTOR guildchat
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#307560* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Me-me> hey Dark, you still there?
<Darkmask> what ya want?
<Darkmask> want me to try and reroll HP with feepbot instead of your bot?
<Me-me> ah, um, no.
<Me-me> it's something that should happen when you're in a better frame of mind maybe. <_< um
<Darkmask> tell me
<Darkmask> >8|
<Me-me> D:> okay, okay
<Darkmask> or I will devour you're soul
<Me-me> ...
<Me-me> ...
<Me-me> ...*your
<Darkmask> *devours!*Comment: #Omnia on SorceryNet
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#307559* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<ToiletBomber> Your mom's mouth contains piss.
<Gfoley4> now, now.
<ToiletBomber> I'm only stating a fact, bro.
<Thorncrag> {{cn}}
* derp tases ToiletBomber.
* ToiletBomber tases derp in a recusion loop taser.
* derp tases ToiletBomber in a recusion loop taser.
* ToiletBomber tases derp in a recusion loop taser.
* ToiletBomber licks Eagles247.
* derp gives ToiletBomber a prositute to play with.
* ToiletBomber gives the prostitute to Pilif12p
<Pilif12p> yay
<Pilif12p> wait
<wctaiwan> derp: you're for hire?
<Pilif12p> new or used?
<Gfoley4> o_o
<derp> new.
<derp> wctaiwan :P
<Peter-C> Gfoley4 - bed, now
* Peter-C tucks Gfoley4 in with derp
* derp tucks Gfoley4 in with Peter-C
<Gfoley4> sry
<Peter-C> >:|
* Peter-C kicks derp
* derp kicks Peter-C
<Peter-C> damnit >:(
* wctaiwan locks the door from the outsideComment: How to properly use the {{cn}} template on wikipedia
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#307558* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<mike> bitch i have 12 GB of ramComment: #raspberryheaven
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#307557* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Vegge: im friggin capped -_-
HelgeSverre: Handy......capped *YEAAAAAAH*Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#307556* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
terpin: im releasing my own brand of beers
terpin: called terpintine
terpin: cheap, strong and guarenteed to fuck yo shit upComment: OverTheGun.com
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#307554* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Person 1: I'll hop on the PC when I've woken up
Person 1: so we'll arrange a pickup time then
Person 1: ... Dear Rick, the FBI agent reading this log. We're talking about an OS Disk.
Person 1: Calm down and carry on.
Person 1: xD
Person 2: Hey Rick!
Person 1: How freaked out are you that we know your full name, Mr. Sheldon?
Person 2: Don't forget to bring your daughter some cookies after work, okay?
Person 1: xD He's positively tripping balls.
Person 1: Oh man... I hate to ruin it if we were indeed 100% spot on with all our speculatory assumptions of a possible Big Brother-esque situation
Person 1: but just imagine if we were 100% right
Person 1: How screwed up would that guy be?
Person 2: Well, one or both of us would probably be disappeared within the week
Person 2: Which I suppose would render my computer troubles moot.
Person 1: How so?
Person 1: Wouldn't Rick Sheldon be fearing for his own life?
Person 1: At least two persons knew so much about him and he knew nothing about them
Person 1: At that point, he'd fear that he was under masterful surveillance
Person 2: Yes, but someone in his position would likely be in a position to arrange for our disappearance.
Person 1: Would he?
Person 1: He would think so.
Person 2: oh, I see where you're going.
Person 1: But he would also think that we were in some positon to APPEAR disappeared
Person 1: while still maintaining presence.
Person 2: Poor Rick Sheldon.
Person 1: Take this as a hint, Richard.
Person 1: We are already laying the groundwork that will lead to your acquisition of this log.
Person 1: Your life will from this day forth be dictated by us.
Person 1: Have a pleasant evening.Comment: Names redacted to screw with Richard Sheldon, FBI.
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#307552* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< tavaryn> i wish my old group would get back together :(
< tavaryn> i left my new group after like 4 sessions because the dm's wife's new bdsm master joined the group
< tavaryn> he is 19, and just as annoying as you would imagine the average 19 year old master to be
< tavaryn> i hope they found a new healer
< Blitz|What> >the dm's wife's new bdsm master
< Blitz|What> What
< Blitz|What> Also how the fuck does a 19 year old have the air of authority to be any kind of dom
< Blitz|What> I'd be like
< Blitz|What> Can you get your father please I have things to do |
#307551* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
chelseamc: when i go through and close my tabs from last night in the morning
chelseamc: its like an internet hangover
chelseamc: WHAT WAS I DOING LAST NIGHT |
#307550* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Orochi> hmm, found more odd coins
<Orochi> I'm beginning to wonder if I have another personality that travels the world though
<Orochi> I found the following cleaning up: Various Canadian coins, british pence, yen, czech fiat, mexican dollars, various bahrain coins, etc
<Turaiel> ..how do you even have those? xD
<Orochi> ...if I really knew how to answer this I would. I am honest in saying "I have no fucking clue"
<Orochi> sweet dude
<Orochi> I have a fragmented personality, and clearly the other one is James Bond
<Orochi> :D
<Orochi> thats my story and I'm sticking too it o.o
<Orochi> the czech fiat is particularly vexing. The only time I've left the continent was to go to hawaii O_o
<Orochi> the yen too actually, and the pence
<Orochi> if I start finding rupels and other shit, I'm going to start duct taping my werewolf ass to the bed at night |
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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#307549* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@[> wow that fat guy's dick is huge
<@[> its bigger than his arm, i dont think he's going to be able to rape that girl with his giant zombie dick |
#307548* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Mr_Shifty> This is not the grammar you were looking for.
<@hackess> This is not the grammar for which I was looking.
<@Mr_Shifty> That's what I meant. |
#307547* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Frigolit> you're a stylesheet :3
<+secrgb> Frigolit: yo mamma is a stylesheet
<~ersi> and she's so phat the browser needs several connections to load that shizzle
<~ersi> boom!
<@Frigolit> and she's cascaded
<@Frigolit> >_>
<+CampGareth> she's just CS, cascaded sheet, that biatch ain't got no style
<@Frigolit> ;DComment: #phractured
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#307546* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Oz> I am way too tired to be doing this shit. Also, the more I copy from the book, the more I remember why I dislike coding from scratch...
<Oz> It's all just random shit that people built to simplify complex functions, with all of them essentially being arbitrary. :/
<Oz> It's like going "Stick your fingers in the hole!" "What's in it?" "You'll find out later! :D" |
#307545* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<FaxCelestis> !which cake sodomy
<Rhona> sodomy
<FaxCelestis> ...never fails |
#307544* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> ahahahah |
#307543* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+this1neguy> It was stuck into him!
<@inv4der> huh, I didn't know you had a thing for large insertion.
<+this1neguy> ...
<+GregoryZero> ...
<@inv4der> what, was that too deep for you? |
#307542* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<c0nsumer> i am eating the shit out of a tub of garlic sauce and a very fresh pack of pita
<n8vi> there's shit in your garlic sauce?
<c0nsumer> n8vi: i... can't actually answer that with complete certainty. |
#307541* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@{unimatrix}> .ping 98.277.65.204
<+MCBans_Helpbot> Error: [Errno -2] Name or service not known
<@Crashkitty> uni
<@{unimatrix}> yessssss
<@Crashkitty> what the hell are you doing?
<@{unimatrix}> pinging
<@Crashkitty> lolComment: owned
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#307540* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
brodskiphone: There are no Jewish rabbits. They aren't kosher
ohp: Is human flesh kosher?
brodskiphone: Yes
Bytor: lessee, we don't chew our cud
ohp: well that's nice and consistent then.
Bytor: but then again we do not have cloven hooves
ohp: but we do swim in the sea
Bytor: we don't have scales
Bytor: but then again we don't live in the sea
Bytor: I think we're kosher
ohp: So Jaques Custeau wasn't kosher?
Bytor: he only visted the see. he lived in Fran...
Bytor: No, he wasn't kosher.Comment: Are humans kosher
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