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<Spudstabber> Britanian: Why are you stalking me?
<Britanian> im not
<Spudstabber> So you didn't log in here, 3 other channels I'm in and my private channel?
* Britanian (webchat@**********.virginmedia.com) has left #BeastNode
<Spudstabber> yeah, fuck you tooComment: Spuddstabber has a fan. irc.esper.net
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<nursing_sheilamae> hi to all
<KunChanSan> Hi
<nursing_sheilamae> can i ask wat is the site of DN china
<nursing_sheilamae> can u give me the link for sign up in Dragon nest china??
<nursing_sheilamae> please??
<KunChanSan> I'm assuming google has failed you
<nursing_sheilamae> please
<nursing_sheilamae> wat is the site??
<KunChanSan> I don't know
<KunChanSan> I play NA
[00:57:42] <KunChanSan> try looking on lmgtfy
[00:57:56] <KunChanSan> :3
[00:58:44] <KunChanSan> if you don't know what that is then google it
[00:58:45] <nursing_sheilamae> ur a fucking IDIOT
<KunChanSan> hahaha
* nursing_sheilamae Quit |
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<Majic> I would use garlic paste as lube if I could. |
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<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> ... or maybe I'll just time out.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<Frost> LMAO
<Frost> Time To Live exceeded there? :D
<o11c> I thought TTL is for a single packet?
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<Frost> well, yeah, it is per packet. :)
<o11c> anyway, I was wondering if I should consider your /away message like a TCP reset or something else
<Frost> LOL
<o11c> but then I decided it didn't matter, because of those spoofed TCP RSTs I was getting
<Frost> oh wow. I forgot about that.
<Frost> Did it really work to just drop the RSTs?
<o11c> I think soComment: Over /msg, of course (no multicast). I'd include timestamps but I didn't actually read the RFC to see what they should be.
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<Little_Death> my penis is good for lengthy processes that involve death |
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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Playing New SW:ToR
Mindwarp: Bwahahah.. facing a jedi... "You will lay down your weapons" <Jedi hand wave> My response - "You will realise what a complete idiot you look" <Jedi hand wave>
Kamikaze: hahahahaha
(Kamikaze: these are not teh hot blondes you are looking for
Mindwarp: A few minutes later after I've laid the smackdown on the jedi, his appentice is crouched over the corpse weeping and says "Go on. What are you waiting for? Kill me like you killed my master!". "Okay" *bang* Nonchalantly wander off...
Mindwarp: Yeah.. my bounty hunter is just a little bit dark sideComment: Playing New SW:ToR
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r3loaded: I never understood why phone manufacturers allow US networks this much influence in their phones. It's like your ISP dictating what features your laptop can and cannot have.
HeartBurnKid: @r3loaded: The problem is, in America, about 99% of the phone sales are through the network itself and/or their authorized resellers. OK, that number's pulled from my ass, but it's that astronomical.
AkioMorita: @HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: I've seen your ass...it isn't THAT astronomical.
HeartBurnKid: @Akio Morita: How'd you see my ass?
HeartBurnKid: Never mind, I don't think I want to know. |
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<hypno> getting banned from 4chan is like getting banned from a gay pride parade for being too much of a faggot |
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(+CloBo) I love vibrate
(+DJMatt) ............
(+DJMatt) no commentComment: irc.ukmadzone.co.uk #MadZone
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<Erasmus> My phone is brokened :(
<Erasmus> Will not mount sd card D:
<Al> my computer won't recognise mine
<Al> pesky because it did on tuesday
<Al> :/
<Al> ah it's loose
<Al> inb4 your mum
<Erasmus> in your mum b4
<Al> lolgg |
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<ZzBomb> mmm i love taking a unix course.... on a unix machine. makes life easy..
<Moon_Doggy> until it murders your family
<ZzBomb> Why doesent he just say... Create the ugliest xterm possible by running this command.... "xterm -bg Wheat -fg Navy -sl 1000 -sb -geometry 80x32"
<ZzBomb> Moon_Doggy: O.o
<Moon_Doggy> beware of unix joe
<ZzBomb> unix joe!?
<Moon_Doggy> yes
<Moon_Doggy> when you fall asleep at your keyboard unix joe comes out of your usb ports and murders your family with a windowsME install disc
<[Screamo]> o.O |
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( charles ) i can actually say i'm in bed with a woman while chatting on IRC
( Star ) :o
( charles ) the fact that this woman happens to be a minature fox terrier, however |
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<ME-tan>garrett, are you sure wireshark what what he had in mind when your boss asked you to sniff his packet?Comment: #ed
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<B0g4r7> A Catholic priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar.
<B0g4r7> He orders a beer.
<d4|werk> ba dum tsssssh
<mark251> so how was the beer |
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<mostlymoron> I was just thinking of the scene in House where he buys the walking stick with flames.
<mostlymoron> And I'm like, "Oh, fuck, if they had that with dentures, that'd be so sick." |
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New [07-03, 09:58] wizardofid:Currently have a full understanding of what labor pains are like....have a slipped disc, and I want to crap my self....and beat the shit out of the person who did this to me....who just happens to be me
New [07-03, 10:01] Ojo: Sex with a pregnant girl is way more fun than with you though
New [07-03, 10:01] wizardofid30:WTF :D
New [07-03, 10:02] hawky358: LolzComment: What you get, when men try to understand labor pain.
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<AdmiralA> that's Oz, not Kansas
<CJKay> AdmiralA: No but I hear tornados are a form of public transport thereComment: #lfs-support on freenode
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<@X-LP> woowee i think i have a fever
<Jigsy> Is it Bieber fever?
<Jigsy> 'cause that can be pretty fatal.
* Jigsy loads the gun. |
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<Kazumi> a friend of mine almost got to see rms once
<Kazumi> i was gonna lend him my mac, to allow him to troll rms
<Kazumi> because there is no greater purpose than trolling rms
<hmmmmm> i was going to bring my laptop for him to sign, so i installed gNewSense in a vm and hope it'd pass off as the real thing if he wanted to inspect my freedom
<yukamichi> >if he wanted to inspect my freedom
<yukamichi> god for some reason all I can think of is those tales of the village elder inspecting new brides hymens
<yukamichi> >Spread your legs hmmmmm, RMS needs to make sure your purity is still intact |
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<+phyros1417> .png is still a lossy format, though better than .jpg
<+phyros1417> you want true lossless in image formats you need to go with stuff like .tiff or .bmpComment: Digital Media Major
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[Mahal]just cos I'm a mac user
[Bruce]BURN HER
[Mahal]piss off Bruce
[Bruce]BURN HER NOW
[Bruce]mac users are like ebola virus its a plague
[Bruce]first there is just one.. but then they poison the minds of others
[Bruce]then 2 more mac users spring up
[Mahal]I'm a windows user too, bruce. And even linux on occasion.
[Mahal]so you may return your opinion to the orifice from whence it sprung.
[Bruce]*throws holy water at mahal*
[Bruce]The power of christ compels you!
[Mahal]You can touch the bottle without bursting into flames? Impressive!
[Bruce]touche' |
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<McMartin> What odds would you place on the TSA getting defunded before Amtrak is -_-
<wraith|out> Roughly similar to the chance that my left foot is actually Jesus Christ.Comment: (The TSA proposed to provide security in trainyards.)
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<Celti> Jeez, I go AFK for five minutes and everyone disappears.
<Godwinson> It's called gravity. |
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<^-^> My teacher asked me if I wanted to learn Latin, but I declined. |
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*** augur murders profkarp
*** profkarp dies
*** profkarp raises from the dead after 3 days and starts a religion
<gws> haha, I read that as 'starts a railgun'
<profkarp> would be so much cooler
<@tek> Firing Gods from a test ship, FUCK YEAH AMERICA |
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