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#307539* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Kawakami_Aya> Titanic
<Kawakami_Aya> Awesome movie, until she decided there wasn't enough room on the floating door for Jack
<Kawakami_Aya> "I'll never forget you Jack! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY DOOR!"
<Kawakami_Aya> You could fit like, six people on that floating door
<Kawakami_Aya> selfish bitch
<Sarah_Matsushita> She should have stayed naked.
<Kawakami_Aya> Then she would have died in the Hypothermia water in about 13 seconds
<Kawakami_Aya> Clothes are useful. They don't exist just to prevent you from seeing boobs 24/7Comment: #magical-burst, irc.darkmyst.org
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#307538* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Lumindia> I just woke up, don't judge me
* Snapai judge judge judge! :u
* Testsubject75 judges
-!- ObsidianRadiance [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #EquestriaDaily
* Lumindia banishes to the moon
* ObsidianRadiance bangs her gavel
< ObsidianRadiance> This court shall now come to order!
< ObsidianRadiance> …darn, I missed it :(
< Lumindia> Court?
< Lumindia> :O
< ObsidianRadiance> yes, Lumindia!
< Lumindia> Space court>?
< Lumindia> Honorable judge sun presiding?
< ObsidianRadiance> …no, regular Equestrian court :P
* Chocolate_Flash suddenly remembers Luna in a "Night Court" parody
< Lumindia> Hmm...
< ObsidianRadiance> honorable servop Colgate presiding
< ObsidianRadiance> All rise.
< Snapai> Courting?
* Lumindia rises
< Lumindia> :O
< Chocolate_Flash> *stands*
* Snapai hovers
< ObsidianRadiance> …Colgate's idle…
< Bakpony> LOL
< ObsidianRadiance> …what now? :P
< Chocolate_Flash> i hope there's no Judge Judy pony
< Lumindia> Oh dear god
< Colgate> or am I?
< Lumindia> MAKE IT HPje-fgjiawejgaj3w8ga
< Lumindia> wtf colgate
< ObsidianRadiance> there you are!
< Lumindia> D:
< ObsidianRadiance> you're supposed to be judging!
< ObsidianRadiance> where have you been?
< Colgate> I'm playing AI War! :(
* ObsidianRadiance stern face
< Chocolate_Flash> now, Judge Joe Brown I wouldn't mind
< ObsidianRadiance> …oh :P
< Chocolate_Flash> i can here him saying "Stallion up" right now :P
< ObsidianRadiance> …well, Lumindia, looks like you're off the hook…
< Lumindia> Whew
< ObsidianRadiance> …we can't have a court session 'cause the judge is playing…what was it again?
< ObsidianRadiance> “AI War”
* ObsidianRadiance shrugs
< Testsubject75> nope
< Testsubject75> he was playing skyrim
< Testsubject75> silly
< ObsidianRadiance> FUS RO DAH!
< Lumindia> Did he take an arrow to the kn-*arrow'd*
< ObsidianRadiance> (am I using that right?)
< ObsidianRadiance> (I have no idea what the proper usage is :3 )Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307537* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
JustTerrible 2:00 am
Oh god my dad barged in brandishing a menorah and proclaiming "I AM THE PERSON WHO KILLED YOUR LORD" |
#307536* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Qrntzz> "runs minecraft 1 fps" is not really a good measure of performance
<Qrntzz> "runs glxgears at XXX fps" is better, although glxgears was never meant as a benchmark
<Boohbah> minecraft performance can be limited by things like... cpu
<Qrntzz> minecraft performance can be limited by anything, including nasal demons |
#307535* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
-->Tae|android (Hanru@loves.hot.asian.girls) has joined #cg
<Tae|android> Wangs.
<DellGuy> are you on a plane yet tae
<Tae|android> no
<Tae|android> just went through security
<DellGuy> ah
<Tae|android> should be boarding in about 45 mins
<Tae|android> a woman flying trough vegas had to throw away her cupcakes
<DellGuy> :O
<DellGuy> EVIL
<Tae|android> TSA wouldn't her take em
<DellGuy> that tsa agent is going to hell for wasting cupcakes
<Jigsy> Why did she have to throw away cupcakes? /:)
<DellGuy> Jigsy, in amerca, we cant take things on planes
<Jigsy> Oh.
<DellGuy> soon, we'll have to get on naked
<Tae|android> "the frosting is a threat"
<DellGuy> ^
<DellGuy> hahahah
<DellGuy> hahahahah
<Tae|android> is what the guy said
<Jigsy> I see his point.
<DellGuy> im rofling |
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#307534* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<DellGuy> i need to find "nice" clothes for the gathering tonight
<DellGuy> ok
<Infernus> gathering?
<Infernus> cannibal corpse tshirt
<Infernus> army boots
<Infernus> black pants
<DellGuy> i must go to church tonight
<Infernus> oh
<Infernus> lol
<DellGuy> rofl cannibal corpse shirt + church
<Infernus> imagine the reactiosn if you folllowed my blind advice xD |
#307533* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* Frostyhawk has joined #pony
<Frostyhawk> Dear princess celestia:
<Frostyhawk> I am so drunk |
#307532* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<hegemonicon> Is there a rule34 equivalent to science fiction: "If an idea exist someone has written a sci-fi story about it"?
<dontmindme> wouldn't rule 34 contain such rule?
<hegemonicon> Ah so sort of like "What if a spaceship found a planet made of solid gold? Oh, someone wrote a story about that, also there's fucking".
<dontmindme> exactly |
#307531* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~[BlacklightShining]> I think Fluttershi is rubbing off on me…I keep saying “yosh” “nandato” and “[verb] /all/ the [plural noun]!”
<@Fluttershi> nandato?!
<@Fluttershi> yosh! spread /all/ the habits!Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307530* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
MichaelXX2_: College is great
MichaelXX2_: Just don't fuck yourself
MichaelXX2_: Then things get really really bad
BlueProtoman: Fuck myself? In what way? You mean "don't neglect coursework"?
MichaelXX2_: Well there's that
MichaelXX2_: Very much so
MichaelXX2_: And also be sure not to masturbate in the middle of class during a wild hallucination brought on by a lack of sleep
MichaelXX2_: That's not good either
BlueProtoman: Noted.Comment: #openpandora on Freenode
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#307529* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Oddlot> Google+ is saying "Update to a more modern browser"
<Valtieri> When G+ says 'more modern'... do they assume you're on Netscape? Safari?
<Oddlot> They assume i'm on not Safari, IE, Chrome, or Firefox
<Valtieri> I don't really count Safari as 'modern'. :-P
<Oddlot> Well
<Oddlot> To be fair
<Valtieri> IE, arguably now. Firefox or Opera, sure.
<Oddlot> Apparently it is pretty good
<Oddlot> But
<Oddlot> It's still made by apple
<Oddlot> So it's inherintly bad
<Valtieri> Apparently having a dog lick your nuts feels pretty good too, but I'm not about to try.
<Oddlot> I've gotta' remember that about mac's :P
<Valtieri> I try. :-P |
#307528* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Powerdrift>i don't think anybody here is actually callous enough to send a sex toy for christmas
<ME-tan>ah
<Powerdrift>except maybe powerdrift, but he's too big of a scrooge to participate
<Sentry>i sent a sex toy just 'cuz
<ME-tan>fuck you don't have me as your secret santa do you?
<Sentry>it was like august and kahmaro took a screenshot that had his name and address
<Sentry>sent that bitch a $3 dealextreme dildo
<Butterfly>ClassyComment: #o-chan
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#307527* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~nick removed> why am i imagining ai takahashi telling mai hagiwara "I am your mother!" the star wars way
<~nick removed> followed by lesbo action >_>
<~nick removed> i think i watched too much pr0n recently |
#307526* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<gumby_jd> Oh, well, whatever happens, it's a good excuse to spend all night playing Oblivion... [though hopefully it doesn't turn into all week... :P]
<rydash> Oblivion?
<Kaoschan> oblivion ...
<catparts> oblivion!
<Fax|AFK> it's only a model |
#307525* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@hackess> Mint 11 on my left, Julia to my right. here I am, stuck in the middle of GNU. |
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#307524* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<-- arya_ has left #Shareaza-Italian (Fuck this, I am going to Hogwarts!) |
#307523* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<amxtrash> if i were super rich, i'd buy a bugatti and add a turbo, just to brag
<amxtrash> because i'm superficial
<amxtrash> i wouldn't even install it, i'd just place it under the bonnet
<amxtrash> or on the passenger seat
<Spraj> it has 4 already
<amxtrash> yeah, but mine has five |
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<@Frylock> grebnaks: NEVER fucking do that again |
#307521* (?/60) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<UmlautBanana> do we have a y/n bot in here
<SeriousBot> n
<UmlautBanana> okay
<UmlautBanana> ...wait what |
#307520* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<%[ill]will> psyfail: I need you to do something for me.....I need you to kill a man you do not know, for reasons I can not explain, in exchange for an amount of money that cannot be discussed.
<+psyfail> [ill]will: can i rape the corpse?
<%[ill]will> you make that deicision when your cross that bridge
<+psyfail> do you need the corpse to be completely intact when it is found?
<%[ill]will> you make that decision when your cross that bridge
<+psyfail> do you mind if pictures of it eventually get to the internet, or if groups of people are allowed to do whatever they want to it for an hourly rate?
<%[ill]will> as long as you blur out the pubic region like the japanese do
<+psyfail> can i take the corpse to the bahamas and recreate the 1980s smash hit movie Weekend At Bernie's with an independent crew from Hollywood and a second crew in New York to shoot the background shots we'll need when we wrap in June?
<%[ill]will> the person has an ankle bracelet and cant leave the state
<+psyfail> can i take the corpse, dress him/her up as a child, put it in ice, and wheel it around from town to town like an old vaudville act/freak show, charging a pence per viewing and two pence for a picture with the corpse? extra for a frame around it and a souvenier mug is 3 pence.
<+psyfail> oh. well then i'll have to decline. |
#307519* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Fax> have to say that's the first time I've had a guy get pissed that I'm *not* banging his daughter |
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<marcan> hmm, this is a very, very bad idea. I just wondered if rule 34 applies to RMS. |
#307517* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[#LunasLoft]
<+Kembe> *smack* Stupid! *smack* Who do you think you are? *smack* did I leave the water running last night? *smack* Oh hi Shi!
[#LunasLoftOOC]
<~Dark_Horse> lol at last line in #lunasloft
<~Dark_Horse> …brb, I think I left the stove on…
<+Kembe> k lol
<~Dark_Horse> …CRAP.
<~Dark_Horse> BRB, DEALING WITH FIRE :O
<+Kembe> holy crap
<+Kembe> stop chatting man GET TO IT!
<~Dark_Horse> …lol, jk
<+Kembe> oh
<~Dark_Horse> jk, jk XD
<~Dark_Horse> … :3
• @Fluttershi raises eyebrow
<+Kembe> Well then KEEP CHATTING MAN! For the love of CELESTIA!Comment: #LunasLoft and #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307516* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+Polynomial> there's a weight loss clinic on my way to work called Beacon
<+Polynomial> someone spray painted over the 'e' so it reads "B acon" instead
<slc> haha awesome
<+Polynomial> not only that, but they did it on the slogan too...
<+Polynomial> "Lose weight fast with B acon!"
<slc> rofl
<slc> whoever did that needs an invitation to the league of internet superheroes |
#307515* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Life is Animation - M Thovhakale |
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