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#6134 (182/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry
#45121 (94/194) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* mrben has a friend who purposefully, when in the cinema, asks for cockporn instead of popcorn...
#2394 (157/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!'
<McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything
<McMoo> she was pissed.
#32220 (162/368) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<notlodar> i sent them cash in the mail, is that bad?
<mrpeabody> notlodar: that's good, sending credit card info over the internet isn't safe
<mrpeabody> because of hackers
<mrpeabody> and also viruses
<mrpeabody> and possibly linux
#33394 (305/507) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlasterDRP> when i was three, my dad called my mom a slut once in a restaurant, because they were both joking with each other, and he said it kinda silently... then i shouted at the top of my lungs MOMMY'S NOT A SLUT SHE'S A WHOREComment: irc.starfusion.org
#30107 (88/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hurricane_Hasney> * Hurricane_Hasney hands RVD316619 some weed
<Hurricane_Hasney> *** RVD316619 has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
#7283 (154/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health
( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
( Fuzzy     ) you need to pay more attention at school
#7431 (243/434) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** MathAngel has left #vancouver
<Phuser> math angel?
<bv3> wtf is a math angel
<Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen
*** Phuser is now known as SocialStudiesWizard
<SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee
#4399 (102/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RSN> Classrooms in Canada are actually used for teaching.. not just target shooting like our neighbours to the south..
#41723 (65/183) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@IceWizard> hurry up!
<@IceWizard> someone make a website
<@IceWizard> "Vote for Kerry, Get a free IPOD!!!"
#855 (89/359) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise?
#52786 (88/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BigOne> Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
<BigOne> If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
<BigOne> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
<BigOne> If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
#17327 (143/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass.
<Frozen-Solid> in your case it does
<Dragon-Beast> My case?
<Dragon-Beast> Why would it be my case?
<Frozen-Solid> because you are a dumbass
#294923 (405/565) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Anemia says: *sigh* as soon as I changed my status on facebook back to single... all the ads changed into "dating site" or "how to get back together with your ex" >:(
#38030 (82/184) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@littlewolf> how come all babies in anime are fat and annoying?
<ReynardTodFox> because if they were thin and sexy it would be a problem?
#297356 (273/379) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dd7> ah, what the hell
<dd7> the girl i just started dating told me she hacks into sites using sql injection and ddos
<Trenzein> your girlfriend is a script kiddie
<Trenzein> lmao
#20113 (159/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scabb> I AM AN OBESE AMERICAN.
<scabb> AN AMERICAN, IN OTHER WORDS
<scabb> I'M SCARED OF CAFFEINE!
<scabb> ARGH! THE COFFEE WILL GIVE ME HEART ATTACKS!
<scabb> THE LARD THAT I EAT WON'T, BUT COFFEE WILL
<scabb> 17 BIG MACS! BUT HOLD THE COFFEE! CAFFEINE GIVES ME HEART ATTACKS!
#2837 (46/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> yoga fire!
<timmo> yoga flame!
<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.
#29810 (228/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh.
#11727 (194/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.
<Trinity> crazy = away
#20239 (47/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* [GSF]Kiru flatlines during a hallucinatory sequence in space where he drinks lots of tea and discusses politics with a talking orange and a plank of wood
#63281 (187/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+syc> a lady having problems burning dvd's
<infralite> infra`: die
<+syc> in her cd-rw
<+syc> she said she keeps putting them in, and it keeps asking for more
<stutter_> syc: do you do support for non-clients of yours?
<+Two9A> huhu
<+syc> i guess nero says 'please insert a disc with enough space blah blah blah'
<+syc> so she she kept putting one after another into the drive
<+syc> until the door wouldn't open anymore
#56788 (222/478) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sonorous>  ______
<sonorous> < HALP >
<sonorous>  ------
<sonorous>     \
<sonorous>      \
<sonorous>     ^__^         /
<sonorous>     (oo)\_______/  _________
<sonorous>     (__)\       )=(  ____|_ \_____
<sonorous>         ||----w |  \ \     \_____ |
<sonorous>         ||     ||   ||           ||
#3947 (74/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#17977 (172/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MixieArmadillo> hahaha
<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku
<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?
<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same
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