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#25171 (175/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Feared> Everyone's against me.
<Feared> It's like my school is here. |
#30634 (253/499) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Marine|CH is god
<ih4x`variant[iHi]> you spelled gay wrong |
#4303 (113/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican.
<Guilty> I dont get it
<BR4D> youre so elton john
<Guilty> That I get |
#33154 (2/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened.
<fred> you "accidently" went on hugedonkeydicks.com when a friend walked in.
<fred> your hands had "slipped" on the keyboard.
<TheCommisser> he has already told you. he prommised.
<fred> Question: what were you looking for? |
#27415 (384/532) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gryffon> Just how old do you think I am Quake?
<QuaKe> Gryffon, do you really want me to answer that?
<Gryffon> yeah
<QuaKe> Fine, 13.
<Gryffon> well, your off by about 9 years
<QuaKe> 4? |
#28963 (114/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mef> heh, my roommate's ex-gf has a blog but keeps moving it because we keep finding it by googling her horribly constant spelling mistakes..
<mef> google "egnore menchion" |
#11615 (96/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
::: Join: (Lehmann-work) (Lehmann@ACAFF7C7.ipt.aol.com)
<Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock.
<Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be when I enter #gr |
#54288 (368/494) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nero> Hey, C, have I by any chance told you my story about the Amish buggy?
<Gwendolyne> No.
<Nero> Once upon a time, me and a bunch of friends are headed to my friend's house about an hour away. We get off the highway, and because we're in Bumfuck, PA, we end up, behind, of all things, an Amish buggy.
<Nero> So we're behind this stupid-ass Amish buggy for several miles, and it's going at like, 10 MPH or some shit.
<Nero> And then it makes a turn into a store.
<Nero> Guess what store.
<Gwendolyne> Walmart?
<Nero> No.
<Nero> Advance Auto Parts. |
#44809 (267/431) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<laid_back> haha man get this so my brother got suspended from school today
<teqman> what did he do
<duffman> what did he do
<laid_back> cause he says to one kid "hey would you have sex with a fat kid" and this other kid goes "no why" and then my brother goes "cause nash (another kid) is really desperate"
<laid_back> so nash say "tell it to the teacher"
<laid_back> and my brother goes "hey mister smith would you have sex with a fat kid" and the teacher got this weird look on his face and ran down to the office and told the principal
<laid_back> and so the principal is talking to my brother and he says "you were insinuating that mr smith was a child molester" and my broither goes "NO, what insinuated that he was a child molester was the way he reacted"
<laid_back> so they suspended himComment: #system on irc.dal.net
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#33174 (174/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HongXianShi> Is it a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton? :)
<Antimatter> how the hell can you tell?
<HongXianShi> Subtle differences in skull shape
<HongXianShi> And pelvic bones
<Kurt> you aren't a doctor, so you have no clue
<expohirma> hong: you're relying on the fact that it is a human
<expohirma> or that all humanoids follow roughly human anatomical structure
<HongXianShi> Most do, hence being called humanoids ;)
<expohirma> not necessarily bone structure
<expohirma> just shape.
<Kurt> halflings have an exoskeleton
<Kurt> that looks like skin
<Kurt> and a caramel centre |
#12864 (111/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times." |
#3353 (54/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k?
<nitrifik_> cause it's kool like dat.
<mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid
<mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd
<mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way
<nitrifik_> CMYKOOL
<nitrifik_> I'd buy it. |
#44521 (24/176) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flayra> Canada seems to have grants, the U.S. seems to have infomercials about grants. |
#28525 (265/453) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is sh*t on the floor already
* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood) |
#8287 (176/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)
*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus
<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =\ |
#2728 (31/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<neutrl> i don't have any tables
<mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel...
<mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat!
<hypr> i highly doubt that |
#70385 (452/624) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
oompaloompaboy89: i got into a fight wit a 5 year old
Kuro Desir: o_O
Kuro Desir: OVER WHAT!?
oompaloompaboy89: who is better batman or superman
oompaloompaboy89: i was wearing a batman shirt and this kid wad wearing a superman shirt
oompaloompaboy89: and he points at mine and says "superman is better"
oompaloompaboy89: so i said fuck off and of course since hes 5 he dousnt know what fuck off means
oompaloompaboy89: so we start argueing and it ends with both of us making faces at each other |
#44435 (92/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Neitokun wanders around looking for something to do * maybe i'll just go into the *gasp* real world... <<
<Neitokun> nevermind, theres a new story coming up on slashdot.
<Neitokun> ... >< did i seriously just say that?
<Doc_Shinryuu> Yes, you did. :D
<Neitokun> damnit. |
#66499 (286/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
jade: I was too lazy to get up and turn off the light, and there was an umbrella sitting beside me, so I put up the umbrella instead of turning out the light |
#304568 (75/137) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kasm279: what does flash use?
fleebailey33: cpu |
#45596 (290/472) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jessica> ok back
*geek throws the stick again |
#42327 (447/585) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lanmut> what is a haiku?
<Lanmut> i have heard of them before...
<Lanmut> but never seen one |
#297051 (138/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Andrew to Ryan: Go Home?
Ryan: Yes
Andrew: What does that mean?
Ryan: It's the place with the other computer.Comment: Overheard two co-workers
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#258726 (56/70) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AtoB> I needed an extra xp cd, so i downloaded one and formatted my computer. When i was about to reinstall, i found out that i had forgot to burn the cd... |
#18574 (18/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OlDirtyB> thats why i fuck sheep next to cliffs
<OlDirtyB> they push back |
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