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thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy |
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<@JustinS> if I wanted to learn more about using Perl for larger programming projects...
<@JustinS> where would I go?
<@Koston> to hell
<@corecode> to a mental hospital?Comment: #DragonFlyBSD @ efnet
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<Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties. |
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<Drew```> I really dont appriciate my sister saying "oh, close your eyes andrew, I already took off my pants outside" |
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<Ratfor> my roomates are play sharades
<Ratfor> tim is using his hands to do bios beep codes.
<Ratfor> 3-3-1 |
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<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ? |
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< toi> I could be trying harder
< toi> should probably update my resume, too
< toi> if anyone calls, I painted a fence for you in '03 |
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[@Persephone] if you are talking to some "chick" online who says she only has 3 pairs of shoes chances are its a dude |
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<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house
<Ouroboros> What's a house? |
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<ozzy> Mace?
<ozzy> Could you link me to a WMP10 d/l?
<Mace> Hi, I'm Google. I'm useful. |
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<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news
<Miff`NickHunting> Bath Bird, for those who dont know the people directly below me built a bathroom on the outside of their house and have a skylight allowing v. clear view of their bathroom antics, has changed
<Miff`NickHunting> Shes gone from being slightly ok to this new person
<Miff`NickHunting> Who I can only describe as..large |
#10010 (45/297) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Shi-chan beats Tino down
<Shi-chan> DIE
<Tino> haha
* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn
<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS
<ilifin> there is no spoon |
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<Stux> my girlfriend sent me a video
<Stux> it was of me
<Stux> wearing her skirt, top and a bra with padding
<Stux> and...until it panned up, i looked like a girl :(
<Rjx> email it ;x
<Stux> wap doesnt work
<Rjx> you know what else doesn't work?
<Rjx> your masculinity |
#3254 (32/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass
(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction. |
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<Como> mom brought me apple pie
<Como> in bed
<Como> no wonder dad married her |
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<funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen our CD's? |
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<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */ |
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<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp
<@zartik> and he msg's me:
<@zartik> -06:46- [ hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to and must go back to Windows.
<@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him use windows =< |
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<Redback> when i win lotto im gonna buy a dual g5 and not use it just to spite all the mac users that cant afford one
* Redback = bastard |
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<myst> FYI, it wasn't true love that called earlier, it was my mom... lol |
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<SteveB> did you ever hear of this thing...called "school"
<SteveB> you know, how it takes up your time and stuff..
<linolium> yeah... that's one thing
<linolium> :S
<linolium> but... at least i dont have a social life to stand in my way! |
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"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that
in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."
- Bobby Kelton |
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<_Zippo^_> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page//0,4057,9149147%5E13762,00.html
<_Zippo ^_> "She lit it and correctly breathed the smoke in without any adult help," the woman said.
<_Zippo^_> The girl also smokes cigarettes.
<_Zippo^_> :/
<everest> hahaha
<everest> that's so wicked
<everest> it's like some fucked up version of Look Whos Talking
* tharaka (Tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) has left #geekissues
<_Zippo^_> Look Who's Toking
<everest> HAHA |
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<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick
<doraemon`> she rules |
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<EventHorizon> is it just me or does our -106 prof wear sweaters alot?
<swtaarrs> that's a sweatshirt
<EventHorizon> yeah
<EventHorizon> i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
<EventHorizon> so its still an instance
<DroolingSheep> no it doesn't sweaters suck
<swtaarrs> you're an instance of stupid
<EventHorizon> ur an instance of ur mom
<ChixLoveUnix> I implemented your mom last night.
<EventHorizon> i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
<EventHorizon> or something
<swtaarrs> if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public |
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