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#60730 (226/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
08:22 <bjorn> ok, time for the daily commute! brb
08:23 <bjorn> backComment: he commutes from the bedroom to the living room to get to work
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#26415 (165/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
* Rjx had this weird dream
<Rjx> I was watching a documentary about goatse
<Rjx> and they were comparing it to all these artists' work
<Rjx> that's the last time I eat cheese before bed |
#10976 (44/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT |
#31273 (258/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
Heywire22: OMG CLOSE YOUR PANTS IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT ON WEBCAM
Heywire22: Fuck
Heywire22: Wrong fucking window
Heywire22: Shit shit shit
Frusciante 36: jesus
Frusciante 36: who you talking to?! |
#58677 (312/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Crist> guyds i need u to help me
<Crist> my roomate glured my hannds to my mouse and desk'
<Crist> fuckrs ive been stuk herre for a hour
<Hoopaw> how the fuck are you typing?
<Crist> my nosea wttf explai ns my baad typuing
<Hoopaw> noted |
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#10213 (84/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ? |
#122104 (2516/2794) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
Far2Paranoid: Knew this guy in HS
Far2Paranoid: Built a box with 2x 350Mhz Pentium2, back in '98
Far2Paranoid: The trick was, filled his bathtub w/ glycerin
Far2Paranoid: Took apart a mini-fridge and used the coils to cool the glycerin to ~40F
Far2Paranoid: Then sunk the box so he could OC the CPUs to 1.3Ghz
Far2Paranoid: Coolest shit I've ever seen.
AlbinoChpmnk: If this was sitting in his tub, how did he shower?
Far2Paranoid: After what I just said, what makes you think he showered? |
#10646 (120/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<hybridy2k> how do i give ppl ops with a certain level
<@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an axe and murder your parents |
#1325 (175/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<immi> a penny for your thoughts
<dr\gonzo> a nickle for anal with your mom |
#12076 (116/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better.
<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter... |
#6697 (77/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough
<bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it?
<bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$
<SHD> he's too young for selling sperm
<Tre`> I need *a bunch*
<bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm
<Tre`> that's just disgusting
<bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN
<bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself
<bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container |
#3905 (57/201) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> ah
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time |
#1807 (134/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army !
<JDigital> ...
<JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.
<Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?
<JDigital> You misspelt Commanche. |
#68207 (140/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
jingoisticbsnis: e^x is walking along and 42 goes running by screaming, "There's a differential operator at the end of the street! If he catches me, I'll be nothing!" So e^x goes up to the operator and says, "I'm e^x. You can't do anything to me!" And the operator says, "Hi, I'm d/dy." |
#103238 (331/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Fathom> Zoe: Would you prefer a woman with a healthy amount of body, or some calista flockhartish hussy who eats a few lettuce leaves for lunch every day?
<Zoe> I prefer men, quite frankly |
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#49031 (237/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
< plasmadis> marijuana is a gateway drug to the hard stuff
< pescypes> the only thing marijuana is a gateway to is me ordering a pizza |
#3433 (125/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died.
<Wes> how were you suffocating?
<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times. |
#28878 (186/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<blue09> yes!
<blue09> sim city 3k has world trade center A
<blue09> world trade center B
<blue09> and a bulldozer!
<blue09> i know what to do!
*** blue09 is now known as binladen09 |
#51512 (206/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<matja> well, i _tried_ to read the case study on why windows is more stable than linux, but IE crashed while opening the pdfComment: As stable as einsteinium maybe.
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#55560 (149/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<MTRH> Ooops.
<MTRH> CPU 1C, GPU 2C, HD 9C.
<MTRH> Forgot laptop outside. |
#102712 (183/379) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[linux] hey i have a question
[helf] ok
[linux] i recently installed ubuntu on my laptop
[linux] and it works very good
[linux] the only problem is that i can not boot into windows anymore
[helf] uhoh |
#24658 (108/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<WAKO15> i think my circle of life is a hexagon |
#6754 (213/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today
<Wed> The screen |
#56804 (124/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Karlprof> NEW RECORD!
<Karlprof> I just drove someone out a channel on Freenode in *two* lines!
<Karlprof> -->| fred_basset has joined ##anything
<Karlprof> <Karlprof> I read your nick as 'breast_feed', fred.
<Karlprof> <Karlprof> I just thought you should know that.
<Karlprof> <fred_basset> thanks
<Karlprof> <--| fred_basset has left ##anything |
#297666 (34/94) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
Esmé: fuck, I need to play some more of this RL game. I looked out the window, saw a rainbow, and thought "shit, not another skittles commercial" |
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