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#138889 (-1337/3995) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Raycaster : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper: Roses are red.
Nightripper: Violets are blue.
Nightripper: Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper: Or I'll assrape you.
Nightripper: Enjoy. |
#42 (-842/5656) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote |
#60 (-600/5504) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl |
#11 (-304/5427) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game |
#86 (-112/5727) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!! |
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#307715* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<MrMooMoo> Gosh I think Im weird.
<MrMooMoo> żAgree?
<Cakeness> Your in a fandom where we all love a little girls show about ponies. WE are as weird as it gets X
<Cakeness> XD
<%Kembe> mhmm
<%Kembe> not to meantion...
<%Kembe> !rule i^34
<&LunaBot> Rules of the Internet, section 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
<MrMooMoo> Well I don't think that part is weird.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307725* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
His name is rick santorum
He has no fucking class
He smells like his own foamy discharge
And he TAKES IT IN THE ASS |
#307679* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<mophead> ok, now for cats in boots
<ctburley> yesssss
<rahaeli> BOOTS. CATS. BOOTS. CATS.
<ctburley> LEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTS
<rahaeli> leather boots leather boots leather BOOTS. CATS. BOOTS. CATS.
<Afuna> heee proctor it is
<Afuna> beeeees
<ctburley> beeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
<mo phead> oooh! |
#307698* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<CCKeane> Whoa I need to look up how liquids work
<CCKeane> Because I forgot
<Authorman> The don't wear shirts, yell BROTHER a lot and get their arms grafted to awesome gay men.
<CCKeane> ???? |
#307722* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<cxreg> "IP address (10.91.6.158) has been recorded with your order for fraud prevention, and to prove the transaction was completed on this computer" <- fail |
#305083* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
According to my calculations, Kyle XY raised Weird Al, and Zombie Jesus raised me. |
#306635* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Nazaryn: I SO WANT A ROCKET LAUNCHER NAMED THAT
Marek: MAXIMUM FUCK
Nazaryn: rofl
Marek: Its got a las cannon on it
Marek: why
Marek: because
Marek: FUCK YOU |
#306644* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
[DarkestShadow] its was so easy to block and delete articles before you and DE became admins... now hardly any are deleted
[Soxra] lol, whatcha mean?
[DarkestShadow] it was sarcasm
[Soxra] ah.
[Soxra] sarcasm is iffy on the internet
[DarkestShadow] thats what makes it so fun
[Soxra] lol
[DarkestShadow] I can fool anyone I wanted XD
[Soxra] no you cant
[DarkestShadow] really? I got you a minute ago
[Soxra] ^ sarcasm
• Soxra just gave you a taste of your own medicine
[DarkestShadow] bastard |
#306685* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
< greyblue9> .slogan Apple TV
<+Wadsworth> Apple TV is a female force.
<+n3xg3n> .slogan Steve Jobs
< scanf> it is true, all girls use apple/love apple
<+Wadsworth> Lucky Steve Jobs. |
#306708* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Oefiwu: it wasnt my fault my trousers fell down to reveal my penis which accidently slipped into that girls mouthComment: OverTheGun.com
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#306725* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Stranger: heey, male 17 from england here
You: Where's England? |
#306839* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
>>>>> while talking about weird broken hand <<<<
<LePlusAncien> Lol
<Gale0n> That's awesome
<Gale0n> AMAZING
<Gale0n> A-MAZE-ING
<LePlusAncien> That pussy was awesome
<Gale0n> eh.
<LePlusAncien> Giggidy GiggidyComment: I think he's gone mad
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#307255* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
HATERS GONNA HATE
'BATERS GONNA 'BATE |
#307288* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<DivineEntity> I want to make big monies !
<DivineEntity> maybe time to take up blow jobbin
<notdavis> I dont think blow jobs are where the big monies are
<lisa> depends on volume and skill.
<Billy> didn't japan mechanize that process?
<DivineEntity> its a subsided income .. to combine with your normal job
<Billy> I recall seeing an arcade console wherein the joystick was...
<DivineEntity> normal job + blow jobbin = big monies
<notdavis> again, I'm thinking you could make more pan handling that just blowing
<notdavis> blow jobs tend to be undercut
<DivineEntity> orrr
<DivineEntity> pan handling + normal job + blow jobbin = big big monies
<DivineEntity> I'm on to something here ... |
#307353* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<+Andy^> afk-poop |
#307377* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<@CleverDerpy> .kick BlacklightBusy (shut the heck up and stop posting song names)
<@Tehimore_Winged> XD
<@CleverDerpy> see?
<@CleverDerpy> i can do this crap, too
<~BlacklightBusy> >.<
• ~BlacklightBusy turns off the script
<@CleverDerpy> thank you
<~BlacklightBusy> XD
<@Tehimore_Winged> Wat
<@CleverDerpy> i had to waste two perfectly good muffins thanks to you
<~BlacklightBusy> ??
<ForteMezzo> wait what?
<@CleverDerpy> how else would i plug my ears
<~BlacklightBusy> oh XD
<@Tehimore_Winged> Wat
<@CleverDerpy> i think my sister is now a brony thanks to me
<@Tehimore_Winged> *Utterly confused*
<@CleverDerpy> wee
<ForteMezzo> Y U NO WORK GRAVITY VORTEX GRENADE
<@Tehimore_Winged> *Wants to play LoL, brother's on computer*
<@Tehimore_Winged> FFFFFFF
<~BlacklightBusy> /kick CleverDerpy shut the heck up and stop posting events from real life)
<~BlacklightBusy> :3
• @Tehimore_Winged .kick BlacklickBusy Stop the Psuedo-Kicks
<~BlacklightBusy> /kick Tehimore_Winged You're not in a position to talk.
<@Tehimore_Winged> .kick CleverDery Your just as bad
<@Tehimore_Winged> XD
<~BlacklightBusy> /kick Tehimore_Winged So are you
<@Tehimore_Winged> OKAY, stop this
<~BlacklightBusy> /kick Tehimore_Winged NEVER! Pseudokicks FTW~!
<@SingForTheMoon> I would really prefer to see everyone here later, so if there's things we can do to avoid uncessesary kicking that would be appreciated.
<~BlacklightBusy> /kick SingForTheMoon That's why we're escaping the slashes, silly!Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307391* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Glaug-Eldare> i am touching my penis with a muffin tin
<Glaug-Eldare> is this erotic for you
<Skarlet> pump
<Skarlet> pump the shaft
<RapidStrike> why are you touching your penis with a muffin tin Glaug
<Glaug-Eldare> it gives me peace of mind!!! leave me alone!!!!
<RapidStrike> no!!!!
<Alisaihin> I guess you want creamy muffins, huh?
<Alisaihin> pffffft
<Newfur> XD
<Dread> XD
<Acaiath> EWWW
<Freakin> cream filled muffins?
* Acaiath pukes
<RapidStrike> porn muffins
<Dread> this sounds like one of my cooking classes
<Acaiath> i was eating a cheesecake muffin
<Acaiath> EWWW
<Freakin> that's called a cupcake if the icing is on top lol
<Alisaihin> Dread: I question the methods of your last cooking class if all the guys wanked into the muffins |
#307419* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<gloomp> Do you have this, Leaff? It's pretty good.
<Leaff> No and I'm not getting it because you're a jerk
<gloomp> Fiiiiiiiiiiine.
<gloomp> I'll just put it on that list you want for the next free leech.
<Leaff> I'm not going to ask you next freeleech.
<Leaff> Because you /suck/.
<gloomp> Oh, really now because I can tell you that last night it was your mother who was sucking.
<Leaff> Crude.
<Leaff> Typical of someone who /sucks/.
<gloomp> It was obvious, yes. But at least it wasn't fat, like your mother.
<Leaff> That was really bad.
<gloomp> At least it wasn't your mother.
<Leaff> You're right, it was yours.
<gloomp> That may be, but at least /I have friends/.
<Leaff> Like your mother?
<Leaff> I'm so sorry.
<gloomp> No, like your mother. Or, well, I suppose she is a "friend with benefits."
<Leaff> You know what.
<Leaff> You /suck/.
<gloomp> Oh, really now because I can tell you that last night it was your mother who was sucking. |
#307494* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Kid> if you were to take sooyoung's legs
<Kid> and all of the skin on one of yuri's
<Kid> sooyoung could use it as like a sleeping bag
<Hollander> Damn it Kid
<Kid> because thin
<Kirretov> wae
<snsdguy> wae.jpgComment: NOPE
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#307506* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
< Frost> Is there a theory of why the file write might get truncated (or corrupted) on what appears to be a normal shutdown?
< Frost> Is it just that the files are so large that maybe the write didn't complete before the process exited?
<~Freeyorp> I guess. It's at least more sane than the files being filled with data from the other servers, seemingly at random.
<&o11c> Frost: the problem is probably that fprintf() failed for some reason, and it doesn't check that before calling lock_fclose
< Frost> oh! Now I understand where that discussion came from. Thanks
<&o11c> I'm not sure *why* fprintf would fail ...
<~Freeyorp> I'm not sure why a save database would be filled with data from what should have been a distinct process either, but it's happened more than once in the past
<&o11c> yeah, that's simply impossible
<&o11c> I hate it wheen that happens
<~Freeyorp> Yet it happened; tmwAthena has some black magic in there somewhere
<&o11c> but I haven't *written* the code that shares file descriptors between processes yet
* o11c blames the kernel
* Mistergrey blames Ali-G, as this seems to be what most devs do as a default :P |
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