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#300395* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
wattro: are you a programmer?
wattro: i'm a super-intendent
McKain: I'm going to write a program to murder you
Executioner: 10 INJECT "saline flush"
20 INJECT "sodium thiopental"
30 GOTO 10
40 INJECT "pancuronium bromide"
50 GOTO 10
60 INJECT "potassium chloride"
70 END
wattro: yeah... i've been threatened with saline flush code :P |
#300424* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
how do you spell notify?Comment: cool!!
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#300452* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<pitz> Doctor, doctor, gimme the news
<pitz> I gotta bad case of loving poo! |
#300486* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< celti> And if the RIAA complains, I'm going to borrow a cannon from some reenactor friends and fucking show them *real* piracy.
* UmbralRaptor grumbles about the qdb being down.
< celti> UmbralRaptor: then use QDB.us until it's back up, and bookmark the links to the quotes there in the meantime.
< UmbralRaptor> Everything I submit gets rejected.
< celti> So include this part. Then it won't. |
#300502* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<aarondakilla> soz gotta go now, just came on to check the weather.
<cammers7> dude like, look outside?
<aarondakilla> ... |
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#300512* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Moon_Doggy> ahhhhhhhhhhh
<malimbar_> oooooooo
<Moon_Doggy> uuuuuuuuuu
<malimbar_> eeeeeeeeeeeee
<malimbar_> iiiiiiiiiiiiii
<malimbar_> any other vowels?
<Hank_el-Bashir> sometimes yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
<malimbar_> nice
<Moon_Doggy> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<malimbar_> I thought aaaa was covered by aahhhhhh
<Moon_Doggy> idk
<DawnBreaker> no
<DawnBreaker> meh
<DawnBreaker> ahhh shouldnt count
<malimbar_> meh? sounds more like a constinant to me
<luke-jr> fail, it's a i u e o
<Moon_Doggy> show off
<malimbar_> psh
<malimbar_> I prefer our version
<Moon_Doggy> yeaComment: #anime
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#300534* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@Kairi> WILL FUCK FOR SHELLS
<@Kairi> lols
<@saline> hahahaa
<@saline> sounds about par for efnet
<@saline> just sayin :D
<@saline> i hate this 1 chick on here
<@saline> wispurs or w/e
<@Kairi> ddos her..she'll think its love
<@saline> LOL
<@saline> i have
<@saline> thats the sad part!
<@saline> also she is in love w/ a tranny!
<@Kairi> HAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA |
#300538* (?/98) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
270_96.txt;8;12Comment: 270_96.txt;8;12
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#300555* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
270_118.txt;8;12Comment: 270_118.txt;8;12
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#300616* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<lighthazard> Paradox: When do I get my voice? I gave you that wonderful night last night.
<jesst> lighthazard, not until you become as cool as me
<lighthazard> Are you kidding? I'm so much cooler.
<jesst> and yet i have voice and you dont lolComment: freenode #reddit
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#300618* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@fistacorpse> still bored *sigh*
<@fistacorpse> and missed 420
<@Annon201> not qt 420
<@Annon201> tho i cant wait 4 my celebrations of it at around 530
<@Annon201> it would be less boring then what the fuck im currently doing
<@Annon201> which is to say, doing the exact same thing.. except WHILE STONED, and not at a place of employment |
#300652* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
comment3 <a href="firstmailer.ru">крупным планом голые знаменитости</a>Comment: comment3 <a href="firstmailer.ru">крупным планом голые знаменитости</a>
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#300658* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+dunkelschub> and this kid needs to be shot
<+dunkelschub> One Time by Justin Bieber
<+dunkelschub> and that kid is way too white to say shawty
<@Smokey4life> hes talkin to usher what do you expect
<@Smokey4life> hell usher might be whiter then that kid |
#300699* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@beazt> MICHAEL MOORES WIFE
<@beazt> ABDUCTED
<@beazt> OWNED
<doobie_> lol pwned
<DarkLgcy> Who the fuck goes on a trip to Ethiopia?
<DarkLgcy> Seriously
<@beazt> lol
<DarkLgcy> It's like
<DarkLgcy> HEY KIDS
<DarkLgcy> WE'RE GOING TO ETHIOPIA
<DarkLgcy> TO VISIT THE STARVING BLACK KIDS
<DarkLgcy> YAY!!!!!!
<doobie_> BUT I WANT TO GO TO DISNEYLAND!
<DarkLgcy> We can't afford disneyland.
<DarkLgcy> :( |
#300717* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[6:25pm] casylum: your eyes must've been really tierd
[6:25pm] dino: Yes, it looks to be so. But I'm here with you all now, so that's good.
[6:28pm] Anlina left the chat room. (ocean.serenia.net raven.serenia.net)
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[6:41pm] dan left the chat room. (Quit: )Comment: Horrible netsplit two minutes after commenting about how nice it is to be with friends.
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#300719* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Actual Chris: im home
Chaos: me too
Actual Chris: but your font is still black
Chaos: your mom is still black
Chaos: or something
Chaos: what
Actual Chris: haha
Chaos: I didn't think that one through |
#300755* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Skrewtape> What's in Vegas?
<nimper^> gambling
<nimper^> hookers
<nimper^> booze
<nimper^> not in that order though
<Tumble> ya
<Tumble> cuz its all at once u dum faggot |
#300765* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<tbo91> fack. i have a shitload of work to do for my class tomorrow
<tbo91> so i guess i'll practice on my bass, do some laundry and masturbate
<quin> that's disgusting
<quin> you're a shit |
#300783* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+fahadsadah> Blocker 0.097prealpha
<+fahadsadah> Anyone want to test?
<+fahadsadah> Required: Windows, .Net 3.5, abundance of patience, lack of sanity.Comment: #defocus@irc.freenode.net
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#300817* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
You can turn any coder or gamer with esteem issues rock hard at your hairy anus,. You are there savior, you'll talk dirty PHP to em and conquer there virgin romantic anal dreams. |
#300819* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
-!- otako [n=nobodyof@75-173-48-5.albq.qwest.net] has joined #anime
-!- mode/#anime [+v otako] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#anime [+o otako] by ChanServ
-!- otako was kicked from #anime by otako [oops...wrong channel] |
#300821* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<hans> I LOVE YOU PAIGE
<Pai|WritingEssay> I LOVE YOU HANS
<hans> LET'S DO IT!
<Pai|WritingEssay> KAY
* Pai|WritingEssay does it with hans
<Pai|WritingEssay> TMZ IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Pai|WritingEssay waits for max
<hans> :( |
#300822* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<xagor> what type of music do italians listen to when they have sex?
<xagor> doo wop |
#300841* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<wizzy> Yeah well i havent slept in 15 years!
<wizzy> beat that huh!
<rapidDazz> neat, how do you do it?
<rapidDazz> I dont' think there is enough V in the world for me on that
<wizzy> Sex
<wizzy> just keep having it.
<rapidDazz> that wouldn't work eh........
<rapidDazz> mah port forward is brokenComment: #rapidhosting on Austnet
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#300869* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Moon_Doggy> give up
<otako> no
<otako> now i give up
<Moon_Doggy> its
<Moon_Doggy> nothing
<otako> lol
<Moon_Doggy> i dont have a pet
<Senesence> I guessed it right.
<generic> Moon_Doggy: or DO you?
<Moon_Doggy> i want a pet squirrel
<generic> i want ferret
<shortcircuit> I want a girlfriend. :)
<otako> Moon_Doggy: get a flying squirrel
<Moon_Doggy> ferrets smell funny
<generic> shortcircuit: Ferrets are excellent girlfriends.
<Moon_Doggy> shortcircuit i got one of those :P
<shortcircuit> Moon_Doggy: If I get a squirrel, will you trade?
<Moon_Doggy> hmm
<Moon_Doggy> no
<generic> :(Comment: #anime
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