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#303941* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Trivia: 18. Where was first time, in 1894, the Mormons settled?
starblinky: ha
cyclone: Utah
Trivia: Hint: n*****
cyclone: norway
Trivia: Hint: nev***
starblinky: nigger
cyclone: nevada
Trivia: Winner: cyclone; Answer: nevada; Time: 22.729s; Streak: 2; Points: 4; Total: 16 |
#303944* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball
xen: You're kidding, right? |
#303965* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<noms> I have a third generation xbox 360 and a 52" widescreen plasma HD 1080p resolution TV to play it on.
<noms> What have yo ugot?
<Sagacious> ....
<Sagacious> boobs.
<noms> touche |
#304005* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
[Ailya]: Why so SRS?
[Ailya]: No, really.
[Ailya]: Why so SRS?
[Malvolia]: I dunno lol
[Surloin]: LOL
[Malvolia]: SRS is a label they put on some cars to denote it being a higher model version of the same car
[Ailya]: D:
[Malvolia]: Same with SRT, SLT, and ES, and EX, and and and...
[Malvolia]: ...
[Ailya]: Stop calling me a clunker! D:
[Ailya]: !!!
[Malvolia]: I'm not calling you a clunker!
[Ailya]: I don't want my bumper to fall off
[Ailya]: I don't wanna be covered in duct tape! D:
[Malvolia]: You aren't a clunker!
[Malvolia]: a Yukon SRS is mid to higher end vehicle, not a clunker
[Ailya]: Ohhhh
[Ailya]: So pimps are gonna ride in me?
[Ailya]: With pole dancers?
[Malvolia]: Sure
[Malvolia]: If that's what you want
[Ailya]: Like a stretch limo
[Ailya]: YAYYYYY
[Malvolia]: Haha
[Bandarii]: Pole dancers in a stretch limo... *ponders*
[Ailya]: I can go to Orgrimmar
[Ailya]: and be like
[Ailya]: GET IN MY LIMO NAOWComment: Ailya is a girl. Happened in Nevermore
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#304096* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<+Jormundgand> Man, I hate moon pies, they're so deceiving. On the outside, they look like a normal snack cake, maybe cream filled. But then you bite into them, and they're strange and unwelcoming
<@Loskene> you described bunny boiler women perfectly there |
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#304099* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<killown> I am a nerd who like pop music :(
<WBlinder> Really ?
<killown> sure |
#304109* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Sparticuz> i wouldn't call 1gbps, lightning fast downloads...
<Sparticuz> i'd call it...the internet resides on my hard drive |
#304145* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Jaime> that would explain why the panty suddenly became a desert eagle .-. |
#304176* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
< nikki93> Phong_: Why do you think you should go with VB?
< Phong_> vb is easy
< Phong_> drag and drop
< nikki93> So is jumping of the top of a roof.
< Phong_> fine i go read c++
< Phong_> brb |
#304177* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<mtah> wait a minute... hey guys, does cardboard bleed?
<andreas_> cardboard occasionally bleeds liquid paper when cut
<Slasher> lol...
<mtah> *in the voice of Horatio Caine* That's what I call.... *sunglasses on*.... a paper cut.
<mtah> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!
<Slasher> LOL |
#304233* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Aayush251> shit
<+PROzess> exactly
<Aayush251> rub ur face with it
<+PROzess> not needed
<+PROzess> I already look ugly enough
<Aayush251> ewww |
#304241* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Trigeron> :p
<Trigeron> Dont be so offencive, ash :p
<Kindamoody> I'm nt counting
<Kindamoody> *not
* Serge[V] pats AshTR* Good job =)
* AshTR borrows Drol's cattle prod and uses it on Trigeron.
<AshTR> Don't be so stupid. ;)
- Later -
* Drolhtis (drolhtis@Nightstar-902a6d18.optusnet.com.au) has joined #twokinds
* ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Drolhtis
<AshTR> Drol, you missed it.
<AshTR> A newbie just quit. YOU HAVE FAILED US.
<Drolhtis> Meh.
<Serge[V]> he did get proxy-prodded for you, though.
<AshTR> Shhh.
* AshTR muffles Serge.
* Serge[V] said nothing*
<Drolhtis> Who's been using a cattle prod!?
<Serge[V]> Kitten
<AshTR> Yeah, Kitten.
* Drolhtis wants logs.
<AshTR> [03:11:34] * Kitten|zZz borrows Drol's cattle prod and uses it on Trigeron.
<Serge[V]> <Kindamoody> *not
<Serge[V]> * Serge[V] pats AshTR* Good job =)
<Serge[V]> * Kitten borrows Drol's cattle prod and uses it on Trigeron.
<Serge[V]> <AshTR> Don't be so stupid. ;)Comment: And he didn't even notice.
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#304278* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<AK> I know someone at Chester who, as an experiment, grew a plant under his bed.
<FP> Sure.
<FP> Get any bud off of it, or was it destined for the Great Minuscule Quantity O' Hash Afterlife?
<FP> It would've been tiny, so I'd reckon the latter.
<AK> I would go visit him and he'd be like "Let's check on the baby!" and we'd take it out and check on it and stuff.
<FP> Awwwh!
<AK> And yeah, it wasn't enough to smoke lol |
#304307* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Serge> Hehe <3....
<Serge> That was a friendship heart, btw.
<Serge> Nothing more >=P
<Daev> I know, I know
<Serge> Gack! I'm so awkward aaaaaaaaaaghh... *runs off*
<Daev> heheh
<Daev> Spots, you should be more like serge
<Daev> ashamed of your awkwardness rather than embracing it
<Spots> Awkward?
* Serge hugs Spots*
<Serge> I'll embrace your awkwardness, Spots..
<Spots> I AM DAMN PROUD TO BE AWKWARD.
* Spots pulls Dave into the gayhug
<Serge> ITS NOT A GAYHUG ITS A FRIENDHUG GAAAAGH!
<Daev> Hey, which one of you sent me the yes dance video
<Serge> wasn't me
<Serge> but
<Daev> It was some gay guy from some IRC channel
<Serge> <Serge> but
<Serge> Fuck!
<Serge> I had copied a link damnit not a text!
<Serge> ...and now it looks like I'm saying buttfuck! damnit!Comment: awkwardness at its finest
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#304311* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
irXIxJ pepyakaComment: irXIxJ pepyaka
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#304316* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
oXXfAT pepyakaComment: oXXfAT pepyaka
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#304340* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<psychonic> mac didn't have vac for a while, likely due to them rhyming |
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#304377* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Abhinav Singh: Man all of these years i was using notepad for coding...
Abhinav Singh: from the last 6 months i used vi
Abhinav Singh: and now i recognized the power of vi
Abhinav Singh: now i think why the hell i was using notepad for all those years |
#304379* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Ninja_Khajit> christ you're a tosser arent you
<Ninja_Khajit> like seriously
<Charmantides> Your mum.
<Ninja_Khajit> A Grade cunt material
<Charmantides> Yes she is
<Ninja_Khajit> that did work out quite well tbf |
#304391* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<dd7> man
<dd7> i just shat a big, clean, floating log that slid out in two seconds
<exdir> you're healthy as shit
<dd7> indeed |
#304423* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Fawaz> you butt raped my brains
<Fawaz> are you trolling us?
<Otend> How does that even work, Fawaz?
<Otend> Do brains shit now?
<Fawaz> duh
<Otend> Well, in that case...
* Otend rapes Fawaz's sperm-filled neuro-anal orifice
<Fawaz> wow
<Fawaz> i see rainbows |
#304434* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<LebronJames> reading about the universe and energy and all that, there's no doubt in my mind that there's an afterlife
<@Char`> i'm fully atheist
<LebronJames> stephen hawking ruled out the existence of god like a month ago right
<SimaKollaa> That was years ago, I heard.
<SimaKollaa> now he's considering it again
<LebronJames> what does that tell you, a man of his stature, taking that long to rule out god
<SimaKollaa> so I've heard.
<@Char`> i like Steven Hawking's explanation of why it's a bit silly to ask "what happened before the big bang?"
<@Char`> since the Big Bang was the beginning of time itself, there was no "before"
<@Char`> asking "what happened before the big bang" is the same as asking "what's further south than the south pole?"
<LebronJames> typical atheist heathen belief
<LebronJames> jk
<SimaKollaa> and then there are those theories that are downright depressing to even look at the believer.
<+xax> so #e621, should i go play morrowind or disgaea?
<SimaKollaa> Disgaea.
<SimaKollaa> enjoy your loli.Comment: from philosophical debate to loli in 2 rules, welcome to #e621
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FROM THE WINDOW
TO THE WALLS
SHAVED THE HAIR OFF MY COCK AND BALLS |
#304442* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
=-= draxar1 is now known as Draxar|BathingInSunglasses
<Fax> Looks like he's
<Fax> !shades
<Fax> sunbathing
<Rhona_d`Cannith> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH! |
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