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#304764* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Imnon: I say the worst possible thing in the worst possible way at the worst possible time
Fifty: lol
Imnon: like,
Imnon: shit whats ane xample
+ Slash|AFK is listening to The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face down - Played 14 times
+ Fifty iTunes Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife -Played: 155 times
Imnon: i'm trying to avoid anything involving jewish and hitler references, but that's all thats popping into my mind |
#304772* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
HIS NAME IS JULIAN ASSANGE AND
HE EATS A LOT OF HAM |
#304796* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Beardface: I don't know GH, my fox things kept eating everyone else
Beardface: and then my birds wouldn't have sex for some reason
Beardface: and then my bunnies all diedComment: The joys of Viva Pinata.
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#304813* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<dhero1> vpn is fast over the interwebs
<dhero1> from here
<athanos> our vpn sucks
<Sparticuz> our vpn != exist
<athanos> lol
<athanos> that would be vpn = null
<Sparticuz> hopefully it will soon though...i'm testing a brand new win 2k8 sbs
<Sparticuz> mv vpn /dev/null
<athanos> if vpn != exists { screwSparticuz() } else { screSparitcuz() }
<Sparticuz> function screwSparticuz(){run sex}
<athanos> lol
<dhero1> on prego exit
<Sparticuz> nope
<dhero1> :p
<JustinM> programmers......geez!
<athanos> no, you need a recursive continue on that. no chance of getting her prego again at that point
<Sparticuz> prego means no need for birth control
<dhero1> late prego means no chance!
<athanos> heheh |
#304834* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Krogulec> Hello all
<Unforgiven> Fuck you :)
<Krogulec> How welcoming!Comment: LOL
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#304842* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Jake|E5400> .__________________.
<Jake|E5400> inb4wai the long face
<usotsuki> inb4 heavy dentures
<Jake|E5400> ^Comment: the ._. face was longer; had to trim it to fit QDB's limit
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#304854* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Col_S: I do enjoy the moments before noobquit
Col_S: when they engage in full on noob-on-noob internal strife, arguing about who's the most noobiest
Col_S: not realizing that the argument itself is noobtacularComment: Noobquit
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#304879* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Huge_Spatula> I am worried about my cat she turns 18 next month :(
<Huge_Spatula> She's so old :(
<snorlax> put
<snorlax> her
<snorlax> down
<Huge_Spatula> No she is acting fine she is just old :(
<snorlax> maybe you shouldnt worry until she starts getting fucked up
<Huge_Spatula> She's my baby everytime she steps awkward or something I think maybe something is wrong
<snorlax> you are hopelessComment: from #sa
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#304932* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@acid_rain> isnt the solar eclipse in 2012? lol
<Kagome> what? your mom is stepping in front of the sun? |
#304953* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<King> im running win 7
<King> 84 bit ultimate |
#304985* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
My synesthesia indicates my guest room is haunted by Matt Smith. |
#305004* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
And this is why we have to kill the Elf Slave Pimp. Do we still kill you at the beginning of Easter? |
#305015* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Every time Seth Myers goes out clubbing, a Vampire rapes and stabs a Ginger. |
#305031* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Mixie: I'm an aethiest.
Moot: WHAT?!!
Mixie: I like things that don't exist!
Crispy: That's a relief...
Latino-Heat: NO!!! You're real! I had you move to New York so you could study Law!
Mixie: Moot never moved out of the Eastern Hemisphere...
Latino-Heat: Crap... |
#305034* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Do you still think I'm naive? |
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#305038* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
WizardOfOz: So you want to Defy Gravity?
Elphaba: Yes!
WizardOfOz: Then take these voodoo dolls, and position them in a gang bang...
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me...
Elphaba: Okay, they're in position, now what do I do?
WizardOfOz: First take the Voodoo Doll with Hair of Darkness--
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: And grope it.
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me.
Elphaba: Okay that's done. Ew... What next?
WizardOfOz: Replace the Voodoo Doll in its previous position in the gang bang.
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: Now squeeze the Gang Bang from both sides. The positions of the Voodoo Dolls should reverse.
Elphaba: Wow.. That's amazing... And disturbing. Uh oh!
WizardOfOz: What's wrong? Your only floating! I thought you wanted to Defy Gravity!
Elphaba: How do I get myself down from here?!
WizardOfOz: Crap... |
#305039* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
WizardOfOz: So you want to Defy Gravity?
Elphaba: Yes!
WizardOfOz: Then take these voodoo dolls, and position them in a gang bang...
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me...
Elphaba: Okay, they're in position, now what do I do?
WizardOfOz: First take the Voodoo Doll with Hair of Darkness--
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: And grope it.
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me.
Elphaba: Okay that's done. Ew... What next?
WizardOfOz: Replace the Voodoo Doll in its previous position in the gang bang.
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: Now squeeze the Gang Bang from both sides. The positions of the Voodoo Dolls should reverse.
Elphaba: Wow... That's amazing... And disturbing. Uh oh!
WizardOfOz: What's wrong? Your only floating! I thought you wanted to Defy Gravity!
Elphaba: How do I get myself down from here?!
WizardOfOz: Crap... |
#305040* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Venice Academy better not have found an actual Incest Match... |
#305047* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
This is like submitting random gibberish to a woman who acts like a man who acts like a hermphrodite... |
#305050* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*Checks under Stonehenge*: Nope! Nothing Emo down here. Just the Human version of Macaroni and Cheese... |
#305057* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Elvie: I like Hugs. No kissing.
AmyPond: Go to Hell.
Hitler: GAHHHHHH!
MixieFox: She didn't mean literally... |
#305076* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
I don't believe AIDS is in flux. |
#305089* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
The TARDIS does not go where He wants it too. It goes where he Needs to. It's like the plot of "Princess and the Frog". |
#305101* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*SCANNING FOR FICTIONAL CONSINSTENCY*
FINDINGS: Incarnation of Dreams, Albus Severus Dumbledore, Edward Cullen, Eleventh Doctor, Danny Phantom-Foster-Stalker, Ferb Fletcher ect...
Mixelica: Who decided it would be a good idea to cast method actors in these roles? |
#305110* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Not so much a Cheap Gimmick as Bloody Underpriced. |
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