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#302713* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(elevated) WANNA FUCK
(Hokie) ................
(elevated) im HUGE
(Hokie) i got a <censored>
(elevated) WANNA F U C K
(Hokie) well that would be kinda hard seeing that i have no clue where you live, but probably very far away
(elevated) alabama
(elevated) not that far
(Hokie) i can't because i'm using a twinkieComment: So I hear twinkies can be used instead of tampons. Is this true? Discussion occurred in #mugglenet on irc.mugglenet.com
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#302728* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[4:05pm] <rye> how wide is your vagina
[4:06pm] <tober> you could drive a hummer up it
[4:06pm] <rye> i'd like to widen her vagina
[4:06pm] <rye> if you know what i meanComment: I don't know what she means
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#302751* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Fogge> I let petty revenge get in the way of getting laid and I haven't looked back |
#302753* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Cop: Sir we have to arrest you
Man: WHAT FOR?!
Cop: you copied 5 props of some guy in gmod |
#302828* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@fewyn> omg Zachery
<@fewyn> Zachery~!
<@fewyn> wake up
<@fewyn> WAAAAAAAKE UP
<@fewyn> they are making a code geass prequel
<@vapid> fewyn nigga you dumb, erica is over there
<@vapid> i wouldnt be at the comp if i had a girl over either
<@fewyn> OH
<@fewyn> I DID NOT KNOW THIS
<@fewyn> I AM SO OUT OF THE LOOOOOOP
<@vapid> it was all over goddamn facebook
<@vapid> and he said it in this channel
<@vapid> while you were here
<@vapid> you literally have a raisin for a brain
<@fewyn> probably
<@vapid> raisins are tasty can i eat your brain
<@vapid> oh god that makes me a zombie
<@vapid> D: |
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#302905* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
=-= Mode #gekinzuku +h B-Rad by irc.gekinzuku.com
<GeekyLink> why does everyone abuse samode?
=-= Mode #gekinzuku -h+v B-Rad B-Rad by irc.gekinzuku.com
<B-Rad> no I don't
<GeekyLink> LOL |
#302922* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+RobiX> is public logging in here allowed, or not?
<+Computer> no
<+Plazma-Rooolz> no
<+mquin> RobiX: No.
<+marienz> RobiX: no.
<+BearPerson> no
<+Computer> no
<+DLange> no
<+JNSamuel> no |
#302992* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< Blargel> not only that, if you're not in china, it's illegal for you to have CNY
< robin-gvx> like how it's illegal to have pot if you don't live in the netherlands |
#303025* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Deadbwoy: this girl dont like me cuz I wont hit her lolComment: Wat?
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#303087* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<PARLIAMENT> barack obama can you give me a week in Cabo with both daughters
<Kage> PARLIAMENT: you sick bastard...
<PARLIAMENT> wait
<PARLIAMENT> I didnt realize his daughters were children |
#303098* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<paul> i should go on babycenter and ask the september 2009 birth community how to explain to my kid that he is not to chew on the clips on the buttset, but can play with the rest of it
<paul> i just tied the clips to the top of one of his toys so he can't get to them
<paul> but I want to see a bunch of internet moms freak out
<Dopey> are internet helicopter parents called roflcopter parents?Comment: The TS-21: Also useful as a rattle, pacifier, and music toy!
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#303122* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Criously> omg wow
<Criously> being home alone is boring as shit
<Fax> try more porn
<Criously> Even porn has its limits |
#303150* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<cpod> wookie give me appreciation
* Wookie gives cpod appreciation!
* hertzmille has quit (BEEFCAKE beefcake.andirc.net)
<cpod> :)
<Captainkrtek> wookie give me love
* Wookie doesn't feel like giving Captainkrtek love.
<Captainkrtek> aww fuck
<ECLIPS3> ouch Captainkrtek. shot down again
<lostsync> bot hate
<cpod> haha
<Captainkrtek> wookie shoot me in the face
<Captainkrtek> wookie you were my only love
<ECLIPS3> Wookie, give ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams
<cpod> Wookie, give ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams
<ECLIPS3> Captainkrtek, you broke Wookie
* Wookie gives ECLIPS3 a Sam Adams!
<Captainkrtek> damnit wookie
<cpod> !op up and he'll obey you
<jearl75> wookie blow Captainkrtek
<Captainkrtek> wookie give me a beer im depressed
* Wookie doesn't feel like giving Captainkrtek a beer im depressed.
<Captainkrtek> haha wookies depressed too
<ECLIPS3> hahahhaha
<jearl75> damnComment: #droideris on irc.andirc.net
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#303168* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<netz> RIGHT
<netz> SO
<netz> i've masturbated twice today
<Ham> netz, only?
<netz> and i'm still horny
<netz> WHAT DO I DO
<Muffin|iPod> netz: I've done it 5 times
<Muffin|iPod> In summer school
<netz> Muffin|iPod
<netz> loool
<netz> wait
<netz> you're in summer school?
<Muffin|iPod> Math is a birch
<Ham> Muffin|iPod, O_O
<Muffin|iPod> Bitch
<netz> lawlz
<netz> i passed everything
<netz> with a C or above
<netz> and i pretty much fucked around
<Muffin|iPod> I dis like math 2
<netz> all year
<Andrew12> HOW THE FUCK
<Andrew12> DID WE GO
<Andrew12> TO TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE MASTURBATED TODAY
<Andrew12> TO MATH
<Muffin|iPod> Idk
<Andrew12> DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW
<JStoker> they're similar enough. |
#303176* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
baka.yuki@live.com says:
big enough so that some jackass troll can't come along and sing Trolololo with your stockComment: How big should you be before you IPO?
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#303181* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<LonelyMuffin> i finally learned how to cum o.o
<~Flame> WTH
<LonelyMuffin> what o.o
<LonelyMuffin> im a man now ^^
<LonelyMuffin> cummed twice today -.-
<LonelyMuffin> if you just fap it cums by itself =/
<LonelyMuffin> just dont save logs and everything will be alright
<LonelyMuffin> i guess this is what happens for me watching pornhub too much :( |
#303184* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Bharath: Hey
u there?
see this log
"<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
"
Sent at 10:45 PM on Friday
Bokka: music related huh?Comment: What can you say about that!
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#303185* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[Dumbledoof]: thats worse than stealing from pigs |
#303225* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*** Courtney[xD] joined #DirtyUnderwearGang
<Courtney[xD]> I'm an emissary from the clean underwear gang, we want you to wash your underwear.
<T-Tops> Courtney? can you please tell us who you are?
<Courtney[xD]> I just did!
<redriding> ??
<T-Tops> !kick Courtney
<Courtney[xD]> Lol..
<Courtney[xD]> Bye.
<Cliner> !k Courtney[xD]
*** Courtney[xD] was kicked by Bot (Requested (Cliner))Comment: posted to irc.mibbit.net #freethought. #dirtyunderweargang is not a very nice group of people.
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#303240* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* ihalip got his card 3 hours ago :D
<h4xordood> ihalip: congrats
<h4xordood> :)
<ihalip> [link to photo on facebook removed]
<ihalip> <3
<carols> ihalip: maybe not something you want to be posting with your full card number
<ojwb> ihalip: can you photo the CVV code on the other side for us too?
<ihalip> :|
* ihalip didn't think it all the way throughComment: Google branded pre-pay card arrives for a Summer of Code student
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#303279* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<cotton> http://www.qdb.us/80430 LOL
<Godwin> Because I plucked an ingrown pube with a pair of pliers?
<Yeloazn> lol got caught with animal porn
<vrex> what
<Yeloazn> read cotton's last linkComment: #pcsx2 on Efnet
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#303280* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[03:32:33] <CaptainKirk> Darn autocorrxt
[03:32:40] <CaptainKirk> autocorrect*
[03:32:58] <OxDeadC0de> your autocorrect rocks since it doesn't correct the word correct correctlyComment: FreeNode / ##hi_jack_this
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#303287* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[03:31 PM] Smookie: You look like your are 14
[03:31 PM] Blarg400000: She's probably getting off to you.
[03:31 PM] Smookie: i think
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: I get that ALL THE TIME.
[03:31 PM] Blarg400000: lol bad timing
[03:31 PM] Smookie: teehe
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: Not the
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: getting
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: off
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: ..
[03:31 PM] BlackLabel2021: nevermind
[03:31 PM] Smookie: teeeehehee
[03:31 PM] Blarg400000: ROFL |
#303318* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
coolball: I bet Hillary Clinton would crack down on drug abuse
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coolball: which I would like to see after pot is legal
You have returned from away.
Computer: does the availability of street drugs make useless people any more useless?
coolball: It bothers me that foreigners are getting rich cuz americans cant buy put legally
coolball: pot
Vicissitude: pot shouldn't be legal.
W-Man: Wallpaper lovers can join my channel
Computer: Vicissitude: explain
Vicissitude: it takes money away from poor tobacco companies!
coolball: I don't claim to know all about pot
Computer: Vicissitude: how so?!
Vicissitude: people pay tons of money for weed and they stop smoking tobacco. this makes tobacco products cost more and ruins the economy.
Computer: youre assuming that they will stop smoking tobacco because they can smoke weed instead?
Computer: do you know many people who smoke weed?
Vicissitude: no, because they won't be able to afford both
Computer: or are you trolling
Computer: because i can live with that
CaptainKirk|Mac: This is going straight onto QDB
Vicissitude: I won't answer that question because the feds may be watching me and my grow operationsComment: FreeNode / #defocus ( irc://irc.freenode.net/#defocus | irc://irc.ipv6.freenode.net/#defocus )
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#303337* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
CaptainKirk|Mac: I'm going to do something
CaptainKirk|Mac: So don't @timebmb [@timebomb] me
LogicGuy: @eightball is CaptainKirk a jerk ?
xen: Come again?
LogicGuy: @eightball is CaptainKirk a jerk ?
xen: What are you asking me for?
CaptainKirk|Mac: lol
CaptainKirk|Mac: I can't be [a jerk]
CaptainKirk|Mac: xen knows that
CaptainKirk|Mac: so it thinks it misheard
LogicGuy: @eightball is CaptainKirk a jerk ?
xen: You know the answer better than I.
LogicGuy: @eightball is CaptainKirk a jerk ?
xen: What are you asking me for?
CaptainKirk|Mac: lol
LogicGuy: :{Comment: CrypticHaven / #fun ( irc://irc.cryptichaven.org/#fun ) NOTICE CrypticHaven is invite-only
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