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#304842* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Jake|E5400> .__________________.
<Jake|E5400> inb4wai the long face
<usotsuki> inb4 heavy dentures
<Jake|E5400> ^Comment: the ._. face was longer; had to trim it to fit QDB's limit
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#304854* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Col_S: I do enjoy the moments before noobquit
Col_S: when they engage in full on noob-on-noob internal strife, arguing about who's the most noobiest
Col_S: not realizing that the argument itself is noobtacularComment: Noobquit
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#304879* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Huge_Spatula> I am worried about my cat she turns 18 next month :(
<Huge_Spatula> She's so old :(
<snorlax> put
<snorlax> her
<snorlax> down
<Huge_Spatula> No she is acting fine she is just old :(
<snorlax> maybe you shouldnt worry until she starts getting fucked up
<Huge_Spatula> She's my baby everytime she steps awkward or something I think maybe something is wrong
<snorlax> you are hopelessComment: from #sa
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#304932* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@acid_rain> isnt the solar eclipse in 2012? lol
<Kagome> what? your mom is stepping in front of the sun? |
#304953* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<King> im running win 7
<King> 84 bit ultimate |
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#304985* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
My synesthesia indicates my guest room is haunted by Matt Smith. |
#305004* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
And this is why we have to kill the Elf Slave Pimp. Do we still kill you at the beginning of Easter? |
#305015* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Every time Seth Myers goes out clubbing, a Vampire rapes and stabs a Ginger. |
#305031* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Mixie: I'm an aethiest.
Moot: WHAT?!!
Mixie: I like things that don't exist!
Crispy: That's a relief...
Latino-Heat: NO!!! You're real! I had you move to New York so you could study Law!
Mixie: Moot never moved out of the Eastern Hemisphere...
Latino-Heat: Crap... |
#305034* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Do you still think I'm naive? |
#305038* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
WizardOfOz: So you want to Defy Gravity?
Elphaba: Yes!
WizardOfOz: Then take these voodoo dolls, and position them in a gang bang...
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me...
Elphaba: Okay, they're in position, now what do I do?
WizardOfOz: First take the Voodoo Doll with Hair of Darkness--
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: And grope it.
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me.
Elphaba: Okay that's done. Ew... What next?
WizardOfOz: Replace the Voodoo Doll in its previous position in the gang bang.
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: Now squeeze the Gang Bang from both sides. The positions of the Voodoo Dolls should reverse.
Elphaba: Wow.. That's amazing... And disturbing. Uh oh!
WizardOfOz: What's wrong? Your only floating! I thought you wanted to Defy Gravity!
Elphaba: How do I get myself down from here?!
WizardOfOz: Crap... |
#305039* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
WizardOfOz: So you want to Defy Gravity?
Elphaba: Yes!
WizardOfOz: Then take these voodoo dolls, and position them in a gang bang...
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me...
Elphaba: Okay, they're in position, now what do I do?
WizardOfOz: First take the Voodoo Doll with Hair of Darkness--
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: And grope it.
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me.
Elphaba: Okay that's done. Ew... What next?
WizardOfOz: Replace the Voodoo Doll in its previous position in the gang bang.
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: Now squeeze the Gang Bang from both sides. The positions of the Voodoo Dolls should reverse.
Elphaba: Wow... That's amazing... And disturbing. Uh oh!
WizardOfOz: What's wrong? Your only floating! I thought you wanted to Defy Gravity!
Elphaba: How do I get myself down from here?!
WizardOfOz: Crap... |
#305040* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Venice Academy better not have found an actual Incest Match... |
#305047* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
This is like submitting random gibberish to a woman who acts like a man who acts like a hermphrodite... |
#305050* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*Checks under Stonehenge*: Nope! Nothing Emo down here. Just the Human version of Macaroni and Cheese... |
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Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
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#305057* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Elvie: I like Hugs. No kissing.
AmyPond: Go to Hell.
Hitler: GAHHHHHH!
MixieFox: She didn't mean literally... |
#305076* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
I don't believe AIDS is in flux. |
#305089* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
The TARDIS does not go where He wants it too. It goes where he Needs to. It's like the plot of "Princess and the Frog". |
#305101* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*SCANNING FOR FICTIONAL CONSINSTENCY*
FINDINGS: Incarnation of Dreams, Albus Severus Dumbledore, Edward Cullen, Eleventh Doctor, Danny Phantom-Foster-Stalker, Ferb Fletcher ect...
Mixelica: Who decided it would be a good idea to cast method actors in these roles? |
#305110* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Not so much a Cheap Gimmick as Bloody Underpriced. |
#305127* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Mixelica: "A Christmas Carol" may as well be called--
Moot: ATTACK OF THE GROOVESHARK!!! |
#305483* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Glenn: yo
Paco: hi
Glenn: how goes?
Paco: i woke up 38 minutes ago
Glenn: you could say, you woke up recently :P
Glenn: I don't give a fuck how long ago precisely
Paco: 39 minutes now
Glenn: I will talk to you later once you wipe the dick out of your mouth ;)
Paco: but you didn't finish yet
Glenn: oh I'm done |
#305500* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<YaManicKill> hmmm
<YaManicKill> right...taking out the logs!
<yaMatt> rm -rf /var/logs ?Comment: #linuxoutlaws
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#305562* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< genjix> sign me up to be the first free software terrorist
< genjix> on mah bitcoin jihad
< ArtForz> xelister: so the free market is bad?
< genjix> LINNUUXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!
-!- sbc [~ca@ubuntu/member/sbc] has joined #bitcoin-dev
< genjix> ~boom~
< xelister> ArtForz: no, the stupid governments are destroying it
< xelister> genjix: this is already what ati's doing. Linuuuuuuuuuuuux! Wzzzzzzz BOOM fuck your unsaved data
haha you made me chuckle out loud
-!- MartianW [~Martian@41.125.231.97] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds]
< ArtForz> yeah, I think there's a special circle in hell for ATI driver devs
< genjix> circle jerk
< xelister> they all get S3 Trios and are tasked to implement OpenCL on that
< sipa> lol |
#305599* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
questionablemoose is now known as weepymoose
<weepymoose> My sores are acting up.
*weepymoose is now known as questionablemoose
<Omnifarious> Sores?
<questionablemoose> Sores sometimes weep puss.
<Omnifarious> Uh huh.
<Omnifarious> Do you have mono?
<Omnifarious> Or herpes?
<questionablemoose> Hella herpes.
<questionablemoose> It's like being naturally "ribbed for her pleasure".Comment: #lfs:1 otherworlders.org
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