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#138889 (-1328/4008) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Raycaster  : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper:   Roses are red.
Nightripper:   Violets are blue.
Nightripper:   Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper:   Or I'll assrape you.
Nightripper: Enjoy.
#42 (-833/5667) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
#60 (-590/5514) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl
#11 (-295/5436) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
#86 (-98/5741) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
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#307725* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
His name is rick santorum
He has no fucking class
He smells like his own foamy discharge
And he TAKES IT IN THE ASS
#307729* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[20:30] <Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax
#307717* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@Tiinka> hey speedk5... wanna be in our support group?
<speedk5> support for what?
<@Tiinka> support group for?
<speedk5> yea, support group for acholoics, computer issues, bed wetting?
<@Tiinka> yea all that!
<speedk5> sweet count me in!
<speedk5> i promise i wont let you down, ill give it my all 100%
<@Tiinka> I promise your life just ask!
<speedk5> well i g2g, good luck with the group, ill check back in a few hours, possible lol
#108213* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[*map/map_index_cn6_f21.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_index_cn6_f21.txt||10||r||1|| @]
#110282* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[*map/map_all_coml5.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_all_coml5.txt||10||r||1|| @]
#111944* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[*map/map_index_cnx1_1_tmp.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_index_cnx1_1_tmp.txt||10||r||1|| @]
#111946* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[*map/map_index_cne1_11.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_index_cne1_11.txt||10||r||1|| @]
#116121* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
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#273300* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Samelia:  If they ain't black, they're white.
DR3NCH:  She's white.
Jon-E:  She's Hispanic.
Samelia:  So? White girl with a taco.
DR3NCH:  An asian?
Samelia:  A white chick that needs to know how to speak the God damn english
language!
#273880* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@bogdan> lament: you can't do any cunnilingus in gay sex at all!
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#275585* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<chi> !rq
<Kylin> <nanobanshee> spacejunk: you want me so bad.
* spacejunk vomitsComment: kylin is a chatbot, !rq means Random Quote
#275608* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<chi> get him spacejunk
<spacejunk> OK
*** mode/#penguinslair [+b *!*@zentoo.cc] by spacejunk
*** chi was kicked from #penguinslair by spacejunk [we get it, you're whiny.]
<segin> Trying to see if it was a good thing to do server-side pages in Tcl
<spacejunk> :D
* segin hides
#295137* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MinceR> imma chargin malaysia
#296620* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<pitz> Ain't no mountain high enough!
<pitz> Ain't no valley low enough!
<pitz> Ain't no river wide enough!
<pitz> To keep my from eating your poo, babe.
#296674* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
aaaa544zzzComment: aaaa544zzz
#296681* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Michael says: yo momma is a recursive function without a break.. she keeps going until her stack overflows!Comment: ......On Yo Mamma....
#296824* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Very funny picturesComment: Very funny pictures
#296836* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[00:21:53] <%IShotJFK> I SUMMON... CONQY
[00:22:19] * Anon_Conqy (Anon_Conqy@zombie.goasts.leave.this.place) has joined #bostonraid
#297361* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(11:40:44 PM) Latias is a man: :D
(11:41:00 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: :P
(11:41:04 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: There we go
(11:41:25 PM) Latias is a man: There are still only 9. :|
(11:41:30 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: >.>
(11:41:32 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Try again
(11:41:48 PM) Latias is a man: ONLY (
(11:41:49 PM) Latias is a man: 9*
(11:42:01 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Try again
(11:42:20 PM) Latias is a man: ...
(11:42:20 PM) Latias is a man: 9
(11:42:39 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Omg
(11:42:39 PM) Latias is a man: Count them yourself
(11:42:42 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: I did
(11:42:47 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: There are 10 commas
(11:42:55 PM) Latias is a man: Where is the tenth one?
(11:43:02 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: In the periods?
(11:43:16 PM) Latias is a man: *counts*
(11:43:21 PM) Latias is a man: There's only 9! XD
(11:43:50 PM) doziguy@hotmail.com is now known as DoZiGuy.
(11:43:57 PM) DoZiGuy:  bbl
(11:44:03 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: NO!
(11:55:30 PM) DoZiGuy: Back
(11:55:38 PM) DoZiGuy: WHERE ARE THE 10 COMMAS
(11:55:47 PM) DoZiGuy: POINT THEM OUT SPECIFIALLY XD
(11:55:47 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: ...i'm done
(11:55:55 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: No point in wasting breathe
(11:55:57 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Or..keys
(11:56:06 PM) DoZiGuy: Latias
(11:56:07 PM) DoZiGuy: There
(11:56:08 PM) DoZiGuy: Are
(11:56:09 PM) DoZiGuy: Only
(11:56:10 PM) DoZiGuy: 9
(11:56:11 PM) DoZiGuy: Comma
(11:56:12 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: 10*
(11:56:12 PM) DoZiGuy: s
(11:56:19 PM) DoZiGuy: ANYWHERE IN YOUR NAME
(11:56:25 PM) DoZiGuy: BETWEEN THE PERIODS OR OTHERWISE
(11:58:03 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Jk :P
#307726* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@SilverSkies> huh
<@SilverSkies> >.>
<@BlacklightBusy> …?
<@SilverSkies> I got some air bags in a package
<@SilverSkies> Wasn't aware that air could be deliveredComment: #fuck on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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