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#301586* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@Franoculator> we're putting the new cover sheet on all of the TPS reports, didn't you get the memo?
ink [~ink@billybob.ibnads.com] has joined #linuxfriends
<`WarpKat> ink: you got the memo about the new coversheet needed on all of the TPS reports, yea?
<ink> fuck... |
#301589* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<x_pianoteeth_x> GABE BROWSES /V/ AND FINDS ANOTHER THREAD MOCKING HIM AND HIS WEIGHT. SADDENED, HE DELAYS EP3 BY ANOTHER 6 MONTHS AND PREPARES TO CALL KRISPY KREME ON THE SPEED DIAL FOR ANOTHER COMFORT BINGE...
<x_pianoteeth_x> TWO YEARS LATER, GABE REVEALS TO THE GAMING PRESS THAT THE FIRST MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING EP3 WILL BE MADE PUBLIC AT THE END OF THE MONTH. ON THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BIG REVEAL, GABE DIES OF A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK WHILST IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF HIS WEEK-LONG BINGES. AS A RESULT, EP3'S DEVELOPMENT IS INDEFINATELY PUT ON HOLD. FOREVER.
* +YukiFox sobs - a tragic tail x_pianoteeth_x!Comment: Why Valve really takes so long...
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#301593* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
/* Adriel is having marital trouble and recieves advice with a battle plan on #freebsd. Basically, "the bitch" threw his laptop against the wall and broke it :( */
<sm1g> haha, i have an idea
<sm1g> you can kill two birds with one stone
<sm1g> take an axe and her computer, and make a video about "how to hack into a computer"
<sm1g> take the axe and rip the motehrfucker appart
<sm1g> youtubeit
<Adriel> I have to sleep sometime dude
<Adriel> and I like to know I'm gonna wake up
<Adriel> you know?
<sm1g> hmmm... i see.
<Adriel> when I go, I need to be ready to file a restraining order
<cer-> consequences are rarely considered on youtube videos.
<sm1g> ok, plan B
<sm1g> you take her out side, take the camera, and make a vid "how to hack someone"
<sm1g> and you rip the motherfucker appart
<Adriel> well I dont want to go to jail
<Adriel> plus I'm pretty pacifist |
#301608* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
esmein: I was wondering what'd happen if I wrote "and my girlfriend is a php developer" in my cv
esmein: braindead consultants would call me all day long I bet
+Infinity: "My girlfriend is a php developer <fontsize 1> and gives great head & anal
+Infinity: Sorted :p
dist`: that would work to, tho i don't think she'd do much phping
esmein: she does do php
dist`: not if she offers great head and anal
+Infinity: She'd do more bend under the desk to plug stuff in work
dist`: at this point i'd love to know php so i could do one of those crappy coding jokes that ends up at bash |
#301613* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
egbakaet847: but if none of the changes are made to the database, why rollback?
egbakaet847: maybe I'm retarded
egbakaet847: lol
cshmclovin: bc you either have to commit or rollback
cshmclovin: so like commit will make everything save
egbakaet847: why would you make a bunch of queries
egbakaet847: only to roll them back
egbakaet847: nonsensical to me
egbakaet847: lol
cshmclovin: if you're ringing someone up
cshmclovin: at a cash register
cshmclovin: and then they're like
cshmclovin: no, i don't wanna buy this shit
egbakaet847: fuck
egbakaet847: it
cshmclovin: and walk out
egbakaet847: they have to buy it
egbakaet847: fuckers |
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#301616* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[18:09] * your_ass was kicked by dramacrat |
#301626* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< cycrosism> didnt say i dont give a fuck i said i dont rlly care |
#301639* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@BobbyCarbn> robert.carbone@nsa.gov
<@BobbyCarbn> fuck
<preciousRoy> there's another one for porn.
<preciousRoy> the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn.
<@BobbyCarbn> see how that works out for you
<preciousRoy> I imagine it ending with "Son, you do not fuck with the NSA, the NSA fucks with you. Bend over." |
#301657* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<~knoeki> [ 9736.570381] ReiserFS: sdc3: found reiserfs format "3.6" with standard journal
<@Claudandus> murderFS
<knoeki> Claudandus: it's not that bad ;_)
<@Claudandus> the man who its named after killed his wife :/
<%DirtyDawg> he had no choice, she insisted on using windowsComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301666* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@charliety> i ScoreHD.09.08.10.Tara.Moon.Is.A.Topheavy.Teacher.XXX.720p.WMV-YAPG
<@charliety> why didnt i have any topheavy teachers in school?
<@charliety> clearly these pornos dont depict real life :(Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301697* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
I think they should make girl's underwear that says THE GAME on the front, just so that when a guy thinks he's won, he loses |
#301715* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<m33p> you lol now
<m33p> i got a couple of youtubes for ya.
<m33p> [cencored URL]
<AmishJoe|w> of waffle house?
<m33p> yeah
<m33p> we're sitting there
<m33p> then that chick randomly shows up
<m33p> totally dying
<m33p> can't breath, her cousin choked her out and squished, crushed her windpipe
<m33p> we're nextdoor to some ramada, she's from some wedding party
<m33p> so like 20 guys start coming after the ambulance, OR SO WQE THINKG
<m33p> they end up in a street brawl
<m33p> [cencored URL]
<m33p> resutls in THAT video
<m33p> in which one of the guys gets tazed
<m33p> twice.
<AmishJoe|w> jeez
<m33p> cuz street brawl next to cops? not so smart
<m33p> yeah
<m33p> so i guess ...waffle house is dinner AND a show? |
#301723* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<venom`POKEMANS> thanks Petey
<venom`POKEMANS> makes me feel all nice and warm inside
<mib_ttm5qd> that's your vagina
<Dino> thats just because he came in your ass
<mib_ttm5qd> dino's was better
<venom`POKEMANS> Dino: This is why
<venom`POKEMANS> I was thinking which retards will come out with a comment like that first.
<venom`POKEMANS> And lo-and-behold
<venom`POKEMANS> it was youComment: I asked venom why he didn't love me anymore
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#301760* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
{Shayne} then you use the default user and password
{Shayne} step by step
{Shayne} hold reset for 1 min
{Shayne} step 2
{Shayne} wait for it to boot
{Shayne} step 3
{Shayne} address bar = 10.0.0.138
{Shayne} step 4
{Shayne} use default user and password clearly labbeled on the modem
{Shayne} step 5
{Shayne} click "easy setup"
{Shayne} step 6
{Shayne} follow the prompts, details needed are your TPG user and password
{Shayne} step 7
{Shayne} continue to use the internet for more instructions
{Shayne} step 8
{Shayne} ????????????
{Shayne} step 9
{Shayne} profit
{Shayne} k?
{Larnce} ill try
{Larnce} brbComment: Modem issues the /b/ way
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#301770* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Mpbs Staker: anyone know how much r2h's alch for?
Mod Blue: stalker 60j
Mod Blue: stalker 60j/k*
Mpbs Staker: lmao
Mod Blue: omg 50kComment: On RSCEmulation, Runescape Classic Private Server
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#301777* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MrStonedOne> the scene is basically a shitload of collage nerds soo nerdy that even the torrent scene stuffed them into trash bins |
#301793* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Taerom> in my dreams, I jizz all over linux servers |
#301812* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* Moon_Doggy needs to pee
<Arkabzol> I'm hungry
<Arkabzol> k
<Arkabzol> I'll come with you
<VIPPER> No, Arkabzol.
* Moon_Doggy is doing the pee dance
<VIPPER> He needs to do it in private.
<Arkabzol> Sure?
<VIPPER> Yeah.
<VIPPER> I'm sure.
<Arkabzol> Might have pee quirks or something
<VIPPER> You just want to look at dicks with piss coming out of them, Arkabzol.
<zzbomb> Mhm
<Arkabzol> lol
<VIPPER> Just let him pee in peace.
<VIPPER> Or, rather, peece. |
#301884* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< Pooponashoe> haha iphone os almost has larger marketshare than linux |
#301911* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(2010-02-22 17:42:14) nfe: olá
(2010-02-22 17:43:07) Guest53451 [~miguel@bl9-68-30.dsl.telepac.pt] entered the room.
(2010-02-22 17:43:17) Guest53451: Olá .
(2010-02-22 17:43:26) jyooruje: Guest53451, ola
(2010-02-22 17:43:38) Guest53451: Onde vives ?
(2010-02-22 17:44:20) Guest53451: onde vives
(2010-02-22 17:44:32) jyooruje: porque?
(2010-02-22 17:44:44) Guest53451: Nada
(2010-02-22 17:44:50) Guest53451: Eu sou de gaia
(2010-02-22 17:45:00) Guest53451: para ver se conheço
(2010-02-22 17:45:05) jyooruje: XXXXX
(2010-02-22 17:45:08) Guest53451: Ok
(2010-02-22 17:45:17) Guest53451: Praticas desporto
(2010-02-22 17:45:24) jyooruje: nope
(2010-02-22 17:45:50) Guest53451: ok
(2010-02-22 17:46:06) Guest53451: Que idade tens
(2010-02-22 17:46:15) jyooruje: 24
(2010-02-22 17:46:15) Guest53451: es rapaz
(2010-02-22 17:46:19) jyooruje: sou
(2010-02-22 17:47:19) Guest53451: ok
(2010-02-22 17:47:28) gouki: O....K
(2010-02-22 17:47:33) Guest53451: ola
(2010-02-22 17:47:48) Guest53451: xau
(2010-02-22 17:47:54) Guest53451 left the room (quit: Quit: Saindo).
(2010-02-22 17:48:12) jyooruje: Isto é com cada maluco....Comment: #ubuntu-pt
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#302019* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SanguineRose> by spawning new classes
<S> u mean making more and more instances of a class
<SanguineRose> yes
<S> doesn't sound like that would take an hour to make
[07:37] <S> unless
[07:37] <S> you were watching tv at the same time
[07:37] <SanguineRose> lawl
[07:37] <S> and smoking a joint
[07:37] <S> and fapping
[07:37] <SanguineRose> people are always bothering me
[07:37] <S> it's b/c ur an emotullip
[07:37] <S> if u were like
[07:37] <S> hardcorecrabgrass
[07:38] <S> ppl wouldnt bother u |
#302026* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<^_^> How's you?
<Oddlot> Swell
<^_^> Put ice on it.
<Oddlot> Niggers
<^_^> Put napalm on it. |
#302053* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* MagicPointMe has joined #inportb
<MagicPointMe> IM GONNA SLICE YOU ITH A RUSY CHICKEN
<Moon_Doggy> no
* GameOver has kicked MagicPointMe from #inportb (for excessive CAPS)
<siski> LOL |
#302059* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* Shadow_Cpu 's ears are raped by the music B-Rad sent him
<B-Rad> nice |
#302113* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Doom-the-wolf> How is everyone?
<Whip-It-Out> I'm trying to get rid of a wart =O Yes. I have a wart on my toe. One application of that Dr Scholls stuff and my mom says it looks like it's already eating away at part of it. So.. Yay =O
** Doom-the-wolf has left [connection reset]
<Whip-It-Out> D= Well fine then
<Whip-It-Out> My wart drives all the boys from the yard ;-; |
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