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#170624* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<@Mikta> FR33 B33R!
*Ttty has been kicked by @Mikta (Reason: I ment K1|<c damnit! )
#170656* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<irq> anyone here watch Dancing With the Stars?
<pfree> my wife does, because she lacks male genitalia
<pfree> the quality of female on the show is disappointing
<pfree> the have the fuggle faced blonde with no eyebrows, some random brunette
<pfree> a horrible little butter troll
<pfree> yamaguchi is the only saving grace
#175847* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
# pogspogspogs:
VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08
#3John McCain:
YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED
#175848* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<%wired> thats not what all the 16-17 year old bitches around here sayComment: lol v&'d
#177240* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<NIGHT1> honestly i wish canada would get hit by a meteor so its not connected to our great nation
T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
#232658* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
ManDoo: ...She pulled my jaw down. While I was asleep.
GottSaSum: anyway, i still wouldn't touch your jaw with all the drool on it.
ManDoo: THE DROOL WAS AFTER
ManDoo: AFTTERRRR!!
GottSaSum: you started drooling after she touched you!?
GottSaSum: WHY DON'T YOU DROOL AFTER I TOUCH YOU?
GottSaSum: i can't compete with her
GottSaSum: she can make you drool with her touch
GottSaSum: i should stop trying to kiss you now.
ManDoo: Please and thanks.
#232659* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Corra says: We're still going to pmall tmr right?
Corra says: Is Becca still coming?
leon says: ughh, i just opend my coke.
Corra says: That's nice. >_>
~Face the Day~ has been added to the conversation.
leon says: it exploded all ove rmy keyboard man
leon says: well almots
leon says: **** i new i shook it to hard
~Face the Day~ says: u sick ****s. u to jen wtf -__-
~Face the Day~ has left the conversation.
Corra says: LOLOL
leon says: HAHAHAHAHA
#235728* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
< Hana> i need a pin
< Strike> <Hana> i need a pint
< shayden> <Hana> i need a pinto
< Vlynndar> <Hana> i need a pint o beer
< Unosuke> <Strike> i need a cock in my mouth
Comment: yay for TLaPD
#235967* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Here, Check This Out, Pretty GoodHave you seen my site? AMAZING,Comment: Here, Check This Out, Pretty GoodHave you seen my site? AMAZING,
#237727* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<kb> Faye sit
<Faye> kb: Error: "sit" is not a valid command.
<kb> Faye! SIT!
<Faye> kb: Error: "SIT!" is not a valid command.
<kb> bad dog.
<kb> faye kennel
<Faye> kb: Error: "kennel" is not a valid command.
#237833* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Keep looking I have just read your site and quite frankly I have a large frog in my throat,Comment: Keep looking I have just read your site and quite frankly I have a large frog in my throat,
#239257* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
buy automotive paint in</url>,Comment: buy automotive paint in</url>,
#241021* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
16:46 chully the person my brother bought it from didnt know if it had 4w
16:46 YakMan YESSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss
16:46 YakMan heh it is easy to test
16:46 YakMan put the wheels on the grass and FLOOR IT
16:46 YakMan have someone watch!
16:46 YakMan hilarity will ensue either way!
16:46 chully there is no grass in japan!!!
16:47 YakMan damn rly?
16:47 YakMan I thought you lived in the milk region
16:47 chully not that i can see
16:47 YakMan what do the cows eat?
16:47 chully rice
16:47 YakMan wtf?
#244437* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Best wishes,Comment: Best wishes,
#248701* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<LjjjL> Asus Update System Update - This resolves several issues with the update system.
<LjjjL> "Download failed"
<LjjjL> "Retry"
<LjjjL> "Download failed"
Comment: LOL! XD
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#250781* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
helf2: ive seen awesome abuses of the old ADB bus :P
helf2: ADB apparently pumps out enough voltage to run usb devices. so 5v .5a it seems...
adb: who , me ? is not me sorry
DeadYak: haha
*geist charges off of adb
#253827* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<+redm> what the fuck ww 2 was like 5 years ago
#254635* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<@perpie4yrold> i had a Down Syndrome sweetie girlfriend in high school. She was like a 5 year old but we got along great
<@perpie4yrold> i miss her
#254714* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
axoren123: I think I can control plumbing with my mind.
axoren123: I point a finger and random bathroom things and all of a sudden you hear the sound of running water, and the nearest toilet flushes.
Jeffry_Jew_: Liar, toilets don't work that way.
#255356* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Jamie> Shut up!
<Jamie> :(
<Ryan> *hugs* Is that better?
<Jamie> Yea
<Ryan> If only life was that easy
<Jamie> Ur tellin me!
<Ryan> O.O hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<Jamie> What?
Comment: It took her two mins to figure that one out
#256666* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
FpwY0x hi webmasttersComment: FpwY0x hi webmastters
#256701* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
4DDGco hi webmasttersComment: 4DDGco hi webmastters
#256862* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
SuperJew!?: FUCKING COLD STARTS
SuperJew!?: ><
Squidney: its snowing here
SuperJew!?: i meant
SuperJew!?: nvm
Comment: Firefox coldstarts suck...
#258432* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
[22:50] <hehman> a is for akirunyang b is for banned
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> what
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> the fuc
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> is
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> akirunyang
#262060* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Randomdude says:
will u strip for me on webcam
ZACH... says:
no
ZACH... says:
im playin guitar
Randomdude says:
will ur guitar strip for me
Comment: It was a joke, And Zachs a guy lol
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