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#302171* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<someguy> <something normal here>
<someguy2> <something normal here>
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<someguy> <something that could be potentially dirty / offensive>
<someguy2> <something that could be potentially dirty / offensive>
*** Quits: newguy (ZOMG SICK FUCKS)
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#302190* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< Tenshi> so like, I changed my oper password on my irc server and I already forgot it
< Tenshi> it's ok though, the only clients are my botsComment: l33t
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#302199* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
mattl: And this is software?
Gr33n3gg: Web shit, as I like to say |
#302211* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<B-Rad> I hate when people send me emails inviting me to get an account on a site
<B-Rad> that I already have an account on
<yoshi|Fo3> xD
<yoshi|Fo3> you dont have an account with my site
* B-Rad will mark your invite as spam |
#302223* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<{KHI}DellGuy> its like rave in here
<{KHI}DellGuy> all the pretty colors
<blaz0r`> 8=======D~~
<{KHI}DellGuy> and penises
<ceil> dell, another reason i ignore this channel a lot <_<
<Taerom> 8===================D~~~~~~~~ o-: <-- ceil's mouth. |
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#302230* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Dave Aston:
these strawberries taste like dick
Tom:
how the fuck do you know that!? |
#302235* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< Scooby_> omg need sleep
< Scooby_> 6.50 am tommorow
< Scooby_> lordy
< Ragzouken> Alarm Clock HallejuahComment: #cogs
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#302278 (-2/698) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Elmnt80> My 9 year old cousin spent a year trying to get me to let her suck my dick |
#302303* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@tynkle> guys are willing to accept a little bit of poop dick to get the glory hole. |
#302330* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Gaf> zombie movies are Twilight for hipsters |
#302380* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@dib> -i
<@dib> i have to pee
<TestDummy> :(
<@monky> :3
<well> dib
<well> hey why don't you take a piss in my ass
<@monky> :( |
#302409* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* Pseudonym-V has joined #furry
<Pseudonym-V> any how -- what is this channel about anyway ?-?
<@Splunge> navel lint
<~Tamber> Indeed. Such a fascinating topic.
<Pseudonym-V> weid -- what is a navel lint // ?
<Pseudonym-V> weird **
<Pseudonym-V> ?
<~Tamber> navel lint. That fluff you pick from your belly-button. :o
<Pseudonym-V> o.O
<Pseudonym-V> ok lol -- why would people have a whole discussion on that .. ?
<Pseudonym-V> and howcome no one is actually talking about that ?
* ~Tamber sighs.
<@Splunge> do you know where it comes from? Why it's so often blue-grey? If it's hazardous to your health? These are important questions which must be answered!
<Pseudonym-V> ook i did not knw
<Pseudonym-V> thnks and bye
* Pseudonym-V Quit ([NS] Quit: )
<@Splunge> .....
* @Splunge busts out laughing
<~Tamber> oh thank the Goddess for that.Comment: I hate trolls
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#302488* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: het
Stranger: hey
You: ( 　・ω・）IM TRIPPITN ON ACIDD
Stranger: asl?
You: ( 　・ω・）14/F/CA
Stranger: kewl
You: ( 　・ω・）WANT TO CYBER
You: ( 　・ω・）WELL YOU CYBER
Stranger: yea
You: ( 　・ω・）I TAKE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO SUCK YOUR HORNY COCK IT IS HARD BEFORE ME
You: ( 　・ω・）I PUT MY HANDS IN YOUR COCK AND PULL WITH IRREGULAR PRESSURE IN PERIODIC VERTICAL MOTION
You: ( 　・ω・) YOU ARE ALMOST TO SPERMULATING
You: ( 　・ω・）HOWEVER I STOP SUDDENLY AND LOOK AT YOU WITH MY FIERCE GLOWING EYES
You: ( 　・ω・）THE OVAL ORBS YOU SEE ARE ALIGHT WITH FERVENT SEXUAL PROWESS
You: ( 　・ω・）I PLUNGE MY HEAD ONTO YOUR COCK AND JACK YOU OFF WILDLY, ALMOST WITH ABANDON
You: ( 　・ω・）A POOL OF RED BEINGS FORMING ON THE GROUND BELOW US AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY STICK A FOOT IN IT
You: ( 　・ω・）WHAT IS THIS? YOU WONDER, BUT THEN THE ABNORMALLY INTENSE PAIN BEGINS TO OVERWHELM THE PLEASURE I AM GIVING YOUR COCK
You: ( 　・ω・）YOU REALISE THAT YOUR SHAFT HAS BEEN LACERATED BY MY SHARP WOLF'S TEETH
You: ( 　・ω・）I SMILE AS I CONTINUE SUCKING YOU, FLASHING MY BEAUTIFUL BUT DEADLY MAW
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#302515* (?/12) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Bluedemon> Here's one for B-Rad, grandrapids.craigslist.org/ads/1687134333.html
<B-Rad> How'd you know I liked dutch wimmen?
<Bluedemon> I just know, B-Rad.
<B-Rad> lawl
<B-Rad> her name is Carmen
<B-Rad> that's my mom's name 3:
<Bluedemon> That /is/ your mum.
<B-Rad> fuckComment: Page was a transexual dutch woman offering services
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#302550* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
schmichael>!8 is it beer o'clock?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Would you like fries with that?
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
yes
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
!8 is it beer o'clock?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Doubt it.
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
!8 what about now?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Highly unlikely.
[3:58pm] <schmichael>
gr
[3:58pm] <mtrichardson>
!8 It's beer o'clock.
[3:58pm] <pmxbot>
My reply is no. |
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#302552* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Tristan: Jesus, I'm never going to give you up; never going to let you down.
Tristan: I swear by the almighty that I will never run around and desert you.
Tristan: I will never make you cry, or say goodbye,
Tristan: Nor will I run around and hurt you,
Tristan: In Jesus' name,
Tristan: Amen. |
#302581* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<&You> [@donttrythis:91] I've arranged to publish my Harvard speech online. Details to follow in the next couple of days.
<&You> At first, I thought that was posted by DrSoborov.
<&You> I was like, "whoa, dritz, when did you become important enough to be giving a speech at Harvard?"
<&You> yeah, I know dritz isn't here. |
#302585* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Me: I don't blame myself; her circumstances were horrid. But I've prevented suicide before, so I just wish I coulda done something, you know?
Her: yeah
Her: so wanna hear something good?
Me: Sure.
Her: My boyfriend and I got an appartment |
#302610* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<jsmith> how long does a 40gb series take?
<stefan> if it's 720p, a fair whileComment: What's heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
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#302614* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<B-Rad> I'm getting 48Mbits/sec from an unsecured wireless router
<B-Rad> is that a lot?
<Bluedemon> T_T
<B-Rad> heh |
#302625* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< CodeBlock> ok, the plaintext database -> sql conversion is going to be re-written in python
< CodeBlock> I'm going to keep everything Python; screw mixing langs
< CodeBlock> oh wow I did convert it to python already, i fail
< nixeagle> CodeBlock: no you don't fail :P
* nixeagle hates that word :P
< CodeBlock> sorry, I suck
< nixeagle> there you goComment: NinthBit
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#302627* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(05:23:11 PM) ztecwiz: (link to a screenshot)
(05:23:18 PM) ztecwiz: post tit on facebook
(05:23:20 PM) ztecwiz: ROFL
(05:23:23 PM) ztecwiz: it*Comment: on AIM... ztecnet.net
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#302650* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+ticky> Also fail: [Link to "Bolivian president says eating chicken turns men gay"]
<MadManMarkAu> Seenit
<&Cyrin> that's interesting... the Venuzalen president said the opposite thing about pork a few months ago
<+ticky> So by his logic if you eat genetically modified chicken you will become gay and effeminate.
<+ticky> I propose testing this theory. For science, of course.
[snip]
<MadManMarkAu> Well
<MadManMarkAu> I had chicken last night, the night before last night, and having it again tonight
<+ticky> OMG
<+ticky> IT MUST BE TRUE
* +ticky flails
* Flye (~Flye@17485990674.wa.westnet.com.au) has joined #perthfurs
<MadManMarkAu> ...I have boobs
<+ticky> :P
<MadManMarkAu> Oh shit, Flye
<MadManMarkAu> I'm sorry
<+ticky> o..o
<+ticky> xD
* &Cyrin laughs
<&Cyrin> mark is the master of bad timing |
#302663* (?/6) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<BrokeAndDrive> People who like shitty teen music are, well, teenagers and thus their opinions have about as much bearing and importance as a used tampon rotting in a ditch along the highway. |
#302709* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
All in all, it's just a...
'nother poo in the bowl |
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