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Bwaah: "Why does she have blonde hair and a yellow tail"
Bwaah: "Cuz hentai" |
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<Kian> -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ (Explanation of Bipolar Disorder) |
#302235* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Scooby_> omg need sleep
< Scooby_> 6.50 am tommorow
< Scooby_> lordy
< Ragzouken> Alarm Clock HallejuahComment: #cogs
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#302372 (1/407) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> But these are 300/350/400V
<fahadsadah> I have enough to kill someone here
<fahadsadah> And I need to hurry with the soldering
<fahadsadah> April Fools is tomorrow |
#302952* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
1biRdD Cool lol hey bla bla bla blaComment: 1biRdD Cool lol hey bla bla bla bla
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#303275* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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#303415* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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#303637* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cotton> so today at work i had to spell this asian guys name over the phone to some caller.
<cotton> i forgot what his name was (was something like zhafu?).
<cotton> anyways notice the last two letters in that name?
<cotton> i got to say F U to a caller today because of that |
#303739* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<newk> Zuwer
<newk> What if black people cause global warming?
<newk> seriously...
<newk> think about this
<newk> all the warmest places on the planet
<newk> are populated by black people and
<newk> there's getting to be more and more black people
<newk> and the planet is gettign warmer
<newk> now I'm not racist or anything!
<newk> I'm just sayin'....
<Zuwer> So... All we need to do is kill them, simple enough.
<Zuwer> What do you do if they just WON'T die?
<newk> it should be pretty simple to kill them
<newk> they obviously don't like cold
<Zuwer> I vote we take up Hitlers plans to get rid of them.Comment: irc.mibbit.net #qbasic
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#303887* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Control_> i have 150
<@Control_> fps
<@Control_> O.O
<@cappy_gilmore> wat
<@cappy_gilmore> bullshit
<@Control_> i swear
<@Control_> to god
<@Control_> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> youre fucking
<@cappy_gilmore> kidding me
<@cappy_gilmore> what fps are you getting
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> ITS
<@Control_> GOING
<@Control_> DOWN
<@Control_> WAHT
<@Control_> TGE FUCK
<@Control_> IS THIS
<@Control_> 61
<@Control_> fps
<@Control_> WTF
<@cappy_gilmore> thats good
<@Control_> oh
<@Control_> fuck
<@Control_> wait
<@Control_> thats
<@Control_> the time left
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> FUCK
<@cappy_gilmore> .........
<@cappy_gilmore> WOW
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> LOL
<@Control_> IM
<@Control_> fucking
<@Control_> stupid
<@Control_> my fps is 10
<@Control_> FUCK
<@Control_> wdopjfakl;smfsjork
<@Control_> sdfiphaskjdfml;asdfikams;f
<@cappy_gilmore> WOW
<@Cassper> LOL
<@Morikz> LOL
<@Cassper> FUCK
<@Cassper> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> im fucking
<@cappy_gilmore> speechless
<@cappy_gilmore> LOL
<@cappy_gilmore> 10
<@cappy_gilmore> FOS
<@cappy_gilmore> FPS
<@Morikz> LOL
<@Control_> god
<@Control_> FUCKING
<@Control_> DAMMITComment: Fps fail
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#303909* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
hmm yes right zzz,Comment: USA
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#304162* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but you have question the beholder when he or she is delusional. |
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irXIxJ pepyakaComment: irXIxJ pepyaka
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#304439* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
FROM THE WINDOW
TO THE WALLS
SHAVED THE HAIR OFF MY COCK AND BALLS |
#304694* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Unleeeeash my shaaarrrttt
Say you'll love pee again |
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* razey (webchat@174-151-1-158.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #aospbot
<razey> hi
<mikedf> hi
* razey has quit (Client Quit)
<mikedf> bye
<JustinM> bye
<mikedf> im not leavin!
<JustinM> me either!
<mikedf> we have a connundrum
<JustinM> hhhmmm?
<JustinM> a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
<mikedf> holy sh1t
<mikedf> paradox!
* mikedf watches universe implode
<JustinM> now thats deep! |
#305028* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Apparently Jimbo Wales is the First Prince of the United States and "1st Prince of the United States, Paramount Leader of the Internet". Matt Smith is his willing Trained Monkey King. |
#305040* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Venice Academy better not have found an actual Incest Match... |
#305041* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
The "Double-Hearted Doctors are Androids" myth does not make economic sense. Why invest in a cyborg when you can hire a desperate talented intern? Is "being made of plastic" a metaphor for Cannabis use? |
#305096* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Mixelica: You've reached DreamsIncorporated Subdivision: Common Sense. Please state your question.
PhatomOpera: Did I hear you spaz that Danny Phantom Snog Death was preventable?
Mixelica: Yes.
PhantomOpera: How?
Mixelica: The Eleventh Doctor's dopamine neurons may have been firing independently of his ACC. Sex may stop the heart it Males, but it does not necessarily feel like death. Sexual acts committed by males who's dopamine neurons are firing independently of their ACC may be shaken by Out of Body Experiences. |
#305136* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
I wanted to call myself an Humanist, but I could only a few humans at a time. I objectified the humans I worshiped and may not have respected them adequately, so I decided that I was more of a De-Humanist. Apparently, De-Humanism can help repair the Human Subconscious due to a Human Irrationality: People are more likely to respond to Just One Woobie, than to an entire Genocide or Cultural Problem. |
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ARE YOU PREPARED...
FOR SOME FOOSBALL?
Well, if you are, then fuck you, you stupid shit.
Other countries hate the USA because of "football"*, so
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS
*football is still superior to that NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER sport "soccer". |
#305712* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ferretfaucet> Jesus, my nephew is fucked up.
<ferretfaucet> He keeps sending me nude pics.
<ferretfaucet> It's fucked up.
<kerio> wtf
<ferretfaucet> Yeah
<ferretfaucet> For real.
<kerio> hold on, of him?
<ferretfaucet> Yeah.
<kerio> :|
<Turska> Turn him in
<ferretfaucet> haahaha
<Turska> For production of illegal porn
<kerio> CC those to his parents
<ferretfaucet> Hell no.
<ferretfaucet> I know his parents
<ferretfaucet> He'd be killed.
<kerio> it would be weird if you didn't
<ferretfaucet> He's almost an adult, it's ok.
<ferretfaucet> Not the picture part
<kerio> ...and he doesn't know when to send nude pics or not?
<ferretfaucet> But he'll be responsible for himself soon.
<Turska> Why'd they kill him?
<ferretfaucet> Well, I think he's just attracted to me.
<ferretfaucet> Turska: Super catholic family.
<kerio> haha epic
<ferretfaucet> Gay == Sin
<ferretfaucet> It's fucked up, but he has an amazing dick
<kerio> LOL
<Zeupar> ...lol
<ferretfaucet> I don't know if he's just showing off
<kerio> it's definetely fucked up
<ferretfaucet> Yeah
<Turska> ferretfaucet: send him back a pic of a super muscular huge black dude
<kerio> no, i mean, for both
<Turska> with a caption "This is what I want"
<ferretfaucet> Turska: Hmmmmmmmm
<ferretfaucet> Good idea :p
<ferretfaucet> I'm getting tired of doing a full format of my phone every time I get a text from Will.
<Zeupar> no, if you do that, he might go the M. Jackson way
<kerio> you mean the reverse MJ way
<Zeupar> well yeah <_<
<kerio> next time you see him, yell "STOP SENDING ME PICS OF YOUR DICK"
<Zeupar> "AND SHOW ME YOUR ASS"
<kerio> mixed messages, eh
<Turska> "show yer mantits"
<ferretfaucet> I certainly won't see him for another 9 months
<ferretfaucet> And if he wants to show me his dick then, he'll be 18
<ferretfaucet> Totally down with that
<Henke37> forward his messages to his service provider
<Tompala> 5538 VS 5763 = yay
<kerio> on the next pic, blur his face, post it on /b/ and send him the link
<ferretfaucet> Not gonna do that
<kerio> and tell him "the next pics will not have the blur"
<ferretfaucet> You guys are cruel
<Zeupar> Xd
<kerio> he's sending you nude pics, what the hell
<Turska> Well, he's making unrequisited sexual advances
<Zeupar> that would be awesome, really
<Turska> A little bitchslap won't be too bad.
<kerio> or maybe answer him "YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL - GTFO"
<ferretfaucet> Well
<ferretfaucet> His dick is magnificent
<ferretfaucet> And he's hot as shit
<kerio> yeah but don't tell him that
<Turska> Send his dick your compliments and tell him that someone else's dick is already in you
<kerio> unless you're interested, in which case... why are you complaining?
<ferretfaucet> He's underage
<Zeupar> That will change soon~
<ferretfaucet> Literally every time he sends me a picture I end up being in violation of the law
<kerio> ok, so tell him to stop sending you pics until he's of age
<erokky> what's going on here
<Henke37> so block him as a sender
<Turska> ferretfaucet's friend is producing and distributing child porn
<kerio> erokky: homosexuality and pedophilia
<Zeupar> not, he isn't a friend
<erokky> HOLY SHIT BAG
<Zeupar> it's his nephew
<erokky> BAG OU'RE ALIVE
<Turska> and ferretfaucet's a criminal too because he RECEIVED CP OMG
<Henke37> isn't pedophilia when he gets off to it?
<Atma> not these days.
<Turska> pedophilia is being a male in the vicinity of anyone that looks like under 18
<Zeupar> *nope, he isn't
<Atma> that's a pretty solid description turska
<kerio> Turska: a male or an ugly female
<Henke37> Atma, I beg to differ
<ferretfaucet> I seriously wish I never told Will that I was Bi.
<ferretfaucet> Shit would be a lot easier if I hadn't.
<Atma> you shouldn't have told him you were a furry
<ferretfaucet> lol
<pirate_sephiroth> wtf am I reading
<ferretfaucet> I don't want to traumatize my nephew
<ferretfaucet> pirate_sephiroth, fucked up shit.
<kerio> indeed
<Atma> you're a furry
<Zeupar> he is sending you pics of his dick, so it's too late for that
<Atma> your nephew is already traumatized.
<pirate_sephiroth> he's your nephew dude
<pirate_sephiroth> wtf
<pirate_sephiroth> hahah
<kerio> don't tell him you're a furry or he'll get a fursuit with a hole in the crotch for the next pics
<Zeupar> lmao
<ferretfaucet> Atma: I'm not a furry, I think you may be mixing me up with one of the other Ferrets
<ferretfaucet> pirate_sephiroth: Yeah.
<Atma> well then.
<kerio> that's what a furry would say
<ferretfaucet> It is indeed.
<pirate_sephiroth> get someone else's nephew
<ferretfaucet> LOOK MY FURSONA IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
<pirate_sephiroth> then it will be just fine
<ferretfaucet> Oh sweet, Shadow of the Colossus is done downloading
<scrimpy> ooh, Hit the 10 minute mark
<scrimpy> in Contra
<ferretfaucet> I've been waiting to play this for years
<kerio> it's nice for you to get your priorities straight
<ferretfaucet> I'm a drunk fucker
<ferretfaucet> I shit trains nigger
<kerio> who cares about your nephew sending you pics of his dick, let's play shadow of the colossus instead
<kerio> (it *is* an awesome game)
<ferretfaucet> So I've heard
<ferretfaucet> I never played it on the actual PS2
<ferretfaucet> I was too obsessed with Guitar Hero at the time.
<ferretfaucet> That game took my life over
<kerio> the actual PS2 is overrated
<kerio> the dualshock is a horrible, horrible controller
<ferretfaucet> I got into the top 30 worldwide on GH3
<ferretfaucet> Yeah |
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(2011-04-03 15:47:57) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] pera lá que há um prob tecnico qlqr
(2011-04-03 15:48:02) andpt: LOL
(2011-04-03 15:48:06) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] e n mostra
(2011-04-03 15:48:06) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] que isto devia me mostrar o telem ligado ao pc
(2011-04-03 15:48:07) andpt: PEBCAK ?
(2011-04-03 15:48:10) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] oh estuupido
(2011-04-03 15:48:14) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] liguei á impressora
(2011-04-03 15:48:15) andpt: sim
(2011-04-03 15:48:16) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] em vez de ao PC :PComment: androidPT
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