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#309113* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<basstard> i have had emails looking for many other [real name]s
<basstard> usually to do with setting up wills, church repairs and buying a house
<basstard> i respond sarcastically, normally
<basstard> "buy ALL THE HOUSES" |
#301154* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(3:37:22 AM) ***Jake Malicious will bbl
(4:37:04 AM) Jake Malicious: It's later.
(4:37:13 AM) Jake Malicious: Holy fuck, had I only waited 18 more seconds...Comment: Timestamps are required for the funny.
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#311510* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DerIdiot|work> https://i.imgur.com/LhJzqdM.jpg
<DerIdiot|work> that last image is nightmare fuel
<ender> haha
<Watarase_Jun> i don't know why, but the last image gives me a mental image of ghostly wailing and "What have you done to meeeeee!"
<desuwulf> don't see anything creepy in it
<desuwulf> it looks the same as when you skin an animal
<DerIdiot|work> i rest my case |
#205471* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Orochi> Lol, you're a bastard, gtfo before you're late for goatfuckers anonymous
<Orochi> oh shit, wrong window |
#309201* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ChrisE> fahadsadah: I wonder whether if I had had it capitalised like this all along then it would be different?
<henrikhodne> Wait, ChrisE == chrise?
<henrikhodne> Mind == blown. |
#302054* (?/76) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@nukespoon> oh what
<@nukespoon> they are making a trilogy of 3D smurf films :|
<@al> lol
<@al> they can't leave anything alone
<@Sebas> Yeah man, didn't you see the first one?
<@Sebas> It was called Avatar |
#306653* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
11:24 -!- mode/#intelminer [+pie Sabur!*@*] by intelminer
11:24 <~intelminer> ...
11:24 <~intelminer> DAMN YOU IRSSI
11:24 <~intelminer> STOP BEING IRSSI
11:24 <~Maff> what
11:24 <~Maff> YOU SET MODE +PIE
11:24 <~Maff> ARE YOU THAT FATComment: I'm not good with irssi
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#301712* (?/70) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his arms around come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A MILLION!"
<SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world population. So I shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000 MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS RUNNING AROUND" |
#306427* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bailey> IF I GET ON MIC WITH SOMEONE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO PUT ON PANTS/BRA AND IT"S AWFULComment: #mugglenet on irc.mugglenet.com
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#310454* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GreyMaria> I've just reached a truly scary level of geek
<GreyMaria> I don't have a good solid mousepad to use in bed with my laptop
<GreyMaria> (I have a Microsoft IntelliMouse, you know, with the ball underneath, no lasers, seems a lot more reliable for me)
<GreyMaria> So I grabbed up my old busted laptop and am using the lid of it |
#310147* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Slime_Master> I think my cats are trying to be my spotters
<@Slime_Master> They meow each time I do a rep |
#309464* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> seeing yahoo answers today makes me glad my previous account got banned for posting a link to meatspin |
#308377* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxp://archive.org/iathreads/forum-display.php?poster=CoJaBo
< CoJaBo> fail
< CoJaBo> wow. one reply to my thread on the destruction of the entire fricking internet archive
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo -archive
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxps://github.com/CoJaBo
< CoJaBo> ..I have an account on github? wat.
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo SOMETHING COOL
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxp://bash.org/?browse&p=414
< CoJaBo> oh ffs. |
#299913* (?/60) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mikedg-blau> dude where in texas are you
<mikedg-blau> we need to go pickup chicks next time im around
<_Auron|G1_> 'we'?
<KNY> mikedg-blau: hahaha
<KNY> you couldn't get a chick and _Auron|G1_ wouldn't know what to do with one
<KNY> other than go shopping or watch sex and the city while drinking appletinis of course :)
<mikedg-blau> thats why 'we' need to do it
<mikedg-blau> so he can get them and i can figure out what to do with themComment: #android-offtopic on Freenode
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#309527* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[20:31:33] <tetrahedron> vimeo.com/67775641
[20:31:53] <tetrahedron> spread it. <3
[20:32:01] <Killswitch> No.
[20:33:29] lily spreads tetrahedron on toast
[20:33:38] <enclaved> hey guys check this out vimeo.com/67775641
[20:34:12] <lily> oh wow, look at this video vimeo.com/67775641
[20:34:12] <Killswitch> That's awesome enclaved! If you like that, you'll like this: vimeo.com/67775641
[20:34:35] <enclaved> oh that's a good one
[20:34:50] <lily> its kinda like this one vimeo.com/67775641
[20:35:06] tetrahedron grins in victory.
[20:35:07] <Killswitch> Hey, maybe you guys will dig this one vimeo.com/67775641 |
#305508* (?/59) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@UukGoblin> small channels with fewer people where everyone is opped lead to only a small chaos
<@UukGoblin> i.e. when one of the guys is bored and wants to play the /kick game
<@nathan7> ..why oh why does my brain append ' penis' to the word 'small' |
#300560* (?/68) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jojo> so are you an atheist?
<monko> Yes
<jojo> Ohh thank GOD!Comment: real story
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#310256* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Rand_Ryan> What the blazing homoerotic-yiffer-convention-on-acid blue hell is this?Comment: Multiverse on DarkMyst
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#301584* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
deesine_h: suck my willy
FuzzYspo0N: HURR
deesine_h: xD
FuzzYspo0N: how do i shot comeback
FuzzYspo0N: OH GAWD
FuzzYspo0N: thats even more gross.
FuzzYspo0N: what an epic fail context to use that in |
#304847* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kabanos> I'd really love to have a gun, but for, like...like a cat, you know
<Kabanos> they always fascinated me, they are so pretty
<Kabanos> I'd just sit there and assemble and disassemble it
<Xe0n> ... LOL |
#303115* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kitten> !eightball will you shoot me?
<Alaric> Kitten: Naturally.
<Kitten> !roulette
* Alaric has kicked Kitten from #twokinds (BANG!)
* Alaric reloads and spins the chambers.Comment: That bot...Man.
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#306379* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
peanutcluster: rather want [link redacted]
executor: yeah, cute
executor: well, hot body, face is ok
peanutcluster: er
peanutcluster: i meant the pool toy
executor: ahahahahahahhah
executor: ahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
executor: that's a demotivator
executor: 'if you notice the pool toy, i have news for you'
peanutcluster: "save the planet by preventing overpopulation! turn homogay, today!" |
#303346* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Syniphas> duck quales
<null1024> quck duales
<Syniphas> dual duck
<Syniphas> system
<Syniphas> ...game
<Syniphas> dual duck game system
<Syniphas> it's like the ds
<Syniphas> but it's a duck
<Syniphas> and the screens
<Syniphas> it's a duck
<Syniphas> and like the buttons
<Syniphas> they're like
<Syniphas> it's a duck
<null1024> so, it's a duck?
<Syniphas> it's a what no are you silly
<Syniphas> it's like a ds
<null1024> but we can use the power of SCIENCE
<null1024> to make a duck like a ds
<Syniphas> dude
<Syniphas> that's the stupidest idea you've ever had
<Syniphas> fuck you
<null1024> -_-
* null1024 goes back to making ear rape
* Syniphas goes back what the fuck do i do on a saturday
<null1024> sleep? fap? kill people? ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME?
<Syniphas> oh god
<Syniphas> murderous somnambule masturbation |
#303886* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fappy> altamar saca la bonga si ya no amas papelitos pa
<fappy> ponernos grifos de mota
<@Cassper> CHING CHONG WING WONG DONG
<@Cassper> english plz
<fappy> u say shit on chinesse
<fappy> and u say english to me
<fappy> Fuck you
<@Coach> LOLOL
<@Coach> FUCKComment: fappy
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#308397* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<anli_> ah, finally I got this binding to work
<anli_> Happy
<TheJayson> mhm
<TheJayson> when you've finished with her, send her my way please :)
<anli_> :) |
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