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#301673* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Catalyst> charliety, I have a habit of not smiling
<Catalyst> Due to my teeth
<Catalyst> they're very... British.Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#306865* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<|izzie> anyone here hear of ansi sql?
<|izzie> I believe he meant ascii sql, but he SAID ansi
<CrazyRussian> ascii a silly question, get a silly ansi? |
#297895* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<dr_jesus> anyway, I just popped in for this important safety announcement
<dr_jesus> decnet can choke on horse dicks
<dr_jesus> thank you, that is all
<JSharp> dr_jesus, you encounter some DECNet?
<dr_jesus> if by encounter you mean collision then yes
<JSharp> oh
<JSharp> what happen?
<dr_jesus> allow me to demonstrate.
<dr_jesus> this is a horse cock.
<dr_jesus> this is decnet.
<dr_jesus> please observe it gobbling the horse cock.
<dr_jesus> and then someone came and asked me, dr. jesus, why is my router choking on this horse cock?
<dr_jesus> and of course I threw my hands up and said, obviously the horse cock makes your router happy, because that's the kind of protocol you wanted it to speak
<dr_jesus> and they said, but I don't want my routers to choke on horse cock
<dr_jesus> so then I had to convince the router that it still spoke decnet, but without either the cock or the horse |
#302190* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Tenshi> so like, I changed my oper password on my irc server and I already forgot it
< Tenshi> it's ok though, the only clients are my botsComment: l33t
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#303345* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<tropic> a nigerian princess wants to be my lover
<@ZedNull> any nigerian princes wanting to give you money?
<tropic> and oil sultans, shipping magnates, and kings
<DotDot> no but they want my dick
<DotDot> which i suppose is a decent tradeoff
<@ZedNull> mo' money, mo' problems. |
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sadhat: low-noise, high-signal news
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#307127* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< meways> salmondine hey you there?
< meways> who made the yetti?
< enchilado> IIRC, pateame.
< enchilado> Why?
-!- meways is now known as Meway
< Meway> enchilado: who made the yeti?
< enchilado> ...
< o11c> ...
< enchilado> Meway: uhm
< enchilado> I
< enchilado> ...
< Meway> ?
< o11c> already answered
< enchilado> seriously...
< enchilado> < meways> who made the yetti?
< enchilado> < enchilado> IIRC, pateame.
< Meway> oh I see it now. thanks :)
< Meway> enchilado: what topic was the yeti developed ?
< o11c> meway: [link to forum's search results for "yeti"]
< Meway> ty o11c
< Meway> nvm -.-
< Meway> passive fuckers
< enchilado> ...? |
#301536* (?/52) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<fmbutt> i had a dream i was getting a beej from lady gaga
<fmbutt> so i woke up and beat off
<fmbutt> now it's like 8:55am and i'm wide awake
<fmbutt> c'est la vie
<NobleKale> hrm
<NobleKale> so you're gay now?
<Steempy> You into trannies then?
<fmbutt> now..?Comment: #rgvc on Efnet
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#305277* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<fenrirs_child> i have a coyote skull hanging out in the garage
<fenrirs_child> i still need to deflesh it, i've yet to decide how
<MADAGASCAR> with your teeth
<SquiRoFL> with a crowbar.
<fenrirs_child> i'm leaning towards burying it, but i may masserate it still
<fenrirs_child> it just smells /horrible/ to masserate
<Glaug-Eldare> masserate?
<fenrirs_child> put it in a bucket of water and let it decay
<Glaug-Eldare> that's what i did with my first wifeComment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#305211* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Panthor> i bought this jar of mayo
< Panthor> and ive had like half the jar and its jsut been tasting a little weird right
< Panthor> turns out its salad dressing
< Panthor> not mayo |
#302415* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<basstard> i bet you can't go 5 minutes without cussing
<@Digga> fuck you i could go all night
<basstard> HA
<@Digga> oh pickles |
#302735* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<RaK-> ninja'd my dads laptop
<RaK-> my dad appears to be pretty poor at hiding porn... you dont fkin bookmark them
<Rak-> jeez |
#303952* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<yoshi> who are you Gaesis
<Gaesis> >.>
<Gaesis> <.<
<Gaesis> Batman
* Gaesis nods
<yoshi> No I am the batman
<Gaesis> no I'm sparticus!
<B-Rad> no I'm madness!
<yoshi> No I am Sparticus!
<yoshi> No I am Madness!
* B-Rad punts yoshi into a giant hole
<B-Rad> THIS IS SPARTAAAA |
#301341* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
*infobot has left the room(quit: Excess Flood)
Eguy: FREEDOM!
*Templarian watches as infobot is replaced with a "termintor".
*Templarian loads gun
*infobot entered the room.
*Templarian points gun behind Eguy
*Eguy has left the room(quit: Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
*Eguy_ entered the room.
Eguy_: comp froze :( |
#306445* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<alexandrite> My uncle died of backslashitis. It was tragic. He tried to escape his grave |
#303701* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Lucifer> aymbot: you know, because you use so many different names, now you're stuck with at least me using your real first name
< aymbot> lol
< aymbot> its all good
< Lucifer> personally, I hate it when people use my real first name, but to prevent that I have to give them a consistent name they can use :)
< aymbot> mm well
< aymbot> a lot of people call my mya anyway
< aymbot> even when i manage to stick with 1 name ^^
< Lucifer> just wait 'till you have a kid, then people will call you mama mya
< Lucifer> you are so screwed
< aymbot> roflComment: #armagetron
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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#306908* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@mrds> I love how google labels holidays
<@mrds> September 11, 2011 Grandparents' Day & Patriot Day or September 11th |
#304221* (?/73) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<EvilSpork> yeah don't drive a lexus rx-300 series
<EvilSpork> if it rolls over, it kind of uses the front passenger area as a crumple zone
<EvilSpork> about a month later i was in the mall and they had one of those on display (like, not even that whole "fill out this card with your info and shove it through the partially open window to enter to win this car" thing, just on display)
<EvilSpork> this family was looking at it and commenting on how they thought it was awesome
<EvilSpork> i walk over to one of the rear corners of it and start pushing on it at a slowly varying frequency until i find a resonance
<EvilSpork> as i continue i'm able to get it to nearly remove two of its wheels from the floor
<EvilSpork> they walk away like "FFFFFFFUUUUUU---"Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
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#306702* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
FnordPrephect: damn, cant find a copy of crackwood
FnordPrephect: its a clownporn westernComment: and out of the blue comes...
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#302632* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Random832> the only thing that doesn't work is half geek
<relsqui> how does half geek not work?
<Random832> if you ever get to the point where you're considering what it would mean to be half geek...
<Random832> ...you're all geek. |
#305840* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Cuz baby you're a faaaaapperwork
Come on show 'em howwwww you jerk |
#300392* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+aeonite> all I know is I put on the pedometer and I went down to the playground and walked around for like 2 hours and it registered like 20,000 when there were only like 20 kids there, topsComment: #fark
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#302216* (?/82) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<derek> I have the funniest combination of friends ever
<derek> An uneducated black guy and a college sophomore black guy
<derek> "Man those are some nice ass titties!"
<derek> "Jimmy, are tits and asses all you ever think about?"
<derek> "Is World of Warcraft all YOU ever think about?"
<derek> "...yes." |
#306836* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
BlacklightShining sets mode +m #BucketOfHolding
<@BlacklightShining> [service announcement:]
<@BlacklightShining> THIS CHANNEL IS DEAD
<@BlacklightShining> Thank you for your understanding.
BlacklightShining sets mode -m #BucketOfHolding |
#304333* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Xenowar> I wonder where Schrodinger is
<Shadowfire34> me too
<Jacob83> in space
<Jacob83> fighting aliens
<Jacob83> magical aliens!
<Serge> Sounds like World of Starcraft...
<Jacob83> a game I would hate then start to like
<Shadowfire34> wow
<Jacob83> ...then hate even more |
#176323* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<sev> yeah go fuck your cousin you cum guzzling fuckwhore
<kurced-> she is pretty cute |
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