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#300218* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* Belzera is legally a bastard
<Fax> I'm legally a double bastard
<Fax> seriously
<AneiDoru> ._.
<Fax> I am!
<Fax> I was born out of wedlock
<Fax> AND I'm adopted
<Belzera> being called a Bastard has never bothered me, since its what I am
<Sancdar> well that's like CTSUN with "motherfucker", Belzera
<CTSUN> xD
<AneiDoru> ...
<AneiDoru> WHAT
<AneiDoru> oh
* Fax watches Anei start to get it
<AneiDoru> oh my god
<AneiDoru> i did not need to know that
* Fax waits for Anei to further realize that CTSUN doesn't go for women
<Sancdar> and now you know the reason whyComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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#302389* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<GeekyLink> I'm getting another neice from my oldest sis
<GeekyLink> (real, not april fools)
<B-Rad> is she hot?
<deathnight114> LOL
<deathnight114> first thing B-Rad asks
<GeekyLink> she hasn't been born yet
<B-Rad> so? |
#302590* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<zagarus> it's often hard to tell satire fromextremism
<zagarus> there's supposed to be a space there
note: incorrect reference on last quoteComment: #sd on irc.mibbit.net
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#301511* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Dopey> I didn't vote for you.
<nuintari> I didn't run
<nuintari> you don't vote for kings
<Dopey> Well how'd you become king then?
<nuintari> the lady of the NOC, her hand covered in server dust bunnies, held aloft, ExCrimpingTool, certifying by managerial providence that I alone, shall be king!
<nuintari> that is why I am your king! |
#300686* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< k5egg> hrm, I wish I could figure out the intermittant frying eggs interference we get here
< k5egg> I'm about to pull all the breakers on my house
< k5egg> see if it goes away
< Redhatter> Someone with a callsign suffix of "egg" and he complains about frying eggs in his radio. ;-) |
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#265110* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Tarinaky> SHIT!
<Tarinaky> Just spilled Dr Pepper everywhere!
<Alien> that's why i stick to water. if i spill, it just means things are finally getting cleaned.
<Tarinaky> Yeah, but just think what that shit does to your insides if it can clean walls, huh? |
#302071* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<rigeld2> Just got a workorder with a list of domains who supposedly blacklist us. Our domain is on that list. I wonder when we started blacklisting ourselves.
* rigeld2 stabs stupid people
<inode0> I would do it if I had the power
<inode0> I could improve the lives of 60,000 people just like that |
#295570* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[13:15] <kmac> i've tried 4 out of 298472983479823749823748234
[13:15] <kmac> i'll get it
[13:15] <kmac> i swear
[13:15] <eric_> only 298472983479823749823748230 left
[13:15] <kmac> lawl
[13:15] <kmac> sad thing is you actually copied my string and subtracted 4 from it
[13:16] <eric_> sad thing is you noticed i copie dyour string and subtracted 4 from it |
#301912* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< fbstj> I fucking pressed restart, and it stays on...fucking shit
-!- fbstj [~joe@unaffiliated/fallingbullets] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] |
#303031* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Mike: i am the very model of an evil sysadmin from hell
i will be quick to delete all your files from a remote shell
if you email me wrongly i will point and laugh hysterically
and then i'll reply with a short email written quite generically
i will also happily laugh at you when i see that you can't spell
i am the very model of an evil sysadmin from hell! |
#302613* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@tdfischer> friggin landlord finally cached my check
<+ajanata> tdfischer: I would think the proper analogy is they finally flushed the buffer the check was in :p
<+ajanata> caching the check would make things worse
<@tdfischer> 'doh
<@tdfischer> thats a pretty awesome typo |
#302281* (?/77) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<atlas`> Seminar on "Talking with your Kids about Sex" will be held in my building next week
<atlas`> I should go and openly point out that I have no children
<atlas`> "I just need to work on my game" |
#299969* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<ickle_ste> i like watching porn and giving in my real D.O.B being 19 rocks |
#302842* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<[N-A]kobra557> ppl why naruto arena game not work i searcing then said "battle canseled your opponent failed to enter" what happening?
<+ZenthForbias> ...
<[N-A]SageFoxMode> omg na is still on maintence
<+ZenthForbias> THE SERVERS ARE FUCKIGN DOWN
<+ZenthForbias> THE BANDWIDTH IS BEIGN EATEN UP
<+ZenthForbias> QUIT TRYING TO FUCKING CONNECT AND IT WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL
<+ZenthForbias> NOW STFU
<+ZenthForbias> AND QUIT BITCHING
<+ZenthForbias> YOU'RE PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME FOR FREE
<Freakz> Z=awesomest person alive!!!!!
<+ZenthForbias> THIS ISN'T FUCKING WOW. SHUT THE FUCK UP. FUCKING GREEDIEST KIDS IN THE FUCKING WORLD
<+ZenthForbias> 'WAHHHH, MY FREE SHIT WON'T WORK
<+ZenthForbias> Just like a nigger
joins: [N-A]StealthMan (Naruto@Rizon-D2F2A9C2.dyn.optonline.net) [98 users]
<[N-A]StealthMan> is the server down
<+ZenthForbias> I....
+ZenthForbias eye twitches |
#300025* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Biomech> so i told her in my sparetime im a web developer and have been for years and im an award winning amateur photographer then she got really pissy and left
<phasma> amateur porn?
<@Biomech> no mate...
<@Biomech> ...your mums a pro ;) |
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#300461* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<douche7> Microsoft bought IRC now its called MIRC??
<Adorable> Your nick matches you. |
#303438* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<ms> why isn't more shit public key
<ms> bogus
<jc> your moms public key.
<jc> mom@urmom % ll .ssh/authorized_keys
<jc> authorized_keys 12M |
#302640* (?/2) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< octalpus> i could totally shoot my coworker right now
< octalpus> our pm asked "what effect would that have?"
< octalpus> and he answered "we'd rip open a HUGE GAPING HOLE"
< octalpus> and now the goatse image is embedded in my brain |
#245460* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
stragenism: I heard Baltimore is where you want to go to get shanked, though
stragenism: Like you can get shanked on the streets of rich neighborhoods
haker1337: yeah, thats south side.
haker1337: north side is nice.
haker1337: like
stragenism: Shank side
haker1337: i live in towson
haker1337: 89% white
stragenism: Now, wait just a second
stragenism: Where do you get off implying that race is a factor in criminal activity!
stragenism: There's not enough fried chicken stores in north side, is all
haker1337: Ahahahaha
haker1337: By design
stragenism: Roflmao
stragenism: 300 years ago:
stragenism: Let there be no Church's Chicken, nor KFC, nor Popeye's upon the brow of the city, wherein caucasian folks may live in harmony |
#302675* (?/2) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<^[> if i get a new machine i've got everything else planned out for my old parts
<^[> the old desktop turns into a render box
<^[> the old render box turns into a fileserver
<^[> the old fileserver turns into a flowerpot
<^[> and the old flowerpot goes outside because i haven't watered it in like 9 months and the plants have been long dead |
#300305* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Starsinger> Man... Celine Dion is such a windbag
<Isamu> I'd touch her
<Fax> Celine Dion?
<Isamu> innappropriately
<Fax> you sick fuckComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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#301440* (?/54) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<detcader> was that the punch line
<Halk> Yes.
<detcader> are you sure |
#297687* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
*HalfNote5 changes topic to: "I'm here! Talk to me! Entertain me! Love me! (But not physically.... eww....)" |
#204717* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~Pulpie> ugh someone on qdb is flooding the quere with crappy quotes named Ryaison. I have been googling his name along with searchirc whoising
<~Pulpie> i want to pop into his channel and tell him to stop posting because hes not funny at all!
< Kolor> I found his friends myspace and he lives in washington state.
<~Pulpie> Fuck, he's ruining the reputation of my state.
< Kolor> I think it has already been decided of what your state's rep is.Comment: Seriously dude, just stop your wasting time.
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#259943* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<donbueno> how do you say spanish in bacon? |
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