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#305163* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
When I evaluated my Acting professor, I complained that shklee was too mild compared to my First Deranged Drama teacher. After the 2010 Christmas Specials, I may need to revise my opinion...
#302056* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Peter> i want to ride at noon
<Peter> what do you see being the quickest route to wrapping up this meeting?
<Dan> sepuku
Comment: quick exit to bad meeting
#307540* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
brodskiphone: There are no Jewish rabbits. They aren't kosher
ohp: Is human flesh kosher?
brodskiphone: Yes
Bytor: lessee, we don't chew our cud
ohp: well that's nice and consistent then.
Bytor: but then again we do not have cloven hooves
ohp: but we do swim in the sea
Bytor: we don't have scales
Bytor: but then again we don't live in the sea
Bytor: I think we're kosher
ohp: So Jaques Custeau wasn't kosher?
Bytor: he only visted the see. he lived in Fran...
Bytor: No, he wasn't kosher.
Comment: Are humans kosher
#309055* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< _orca> They should have called viagra coxadrupin instead of sildeafil
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<Agon> lolz, fat kid walked by and I lost connecti
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Charlie: it seems as though a lot of old-school Apple-sters like me are becoming disenchanted with the company and generally losing interest in their products
Sean: thats what happens when something you like is ruined by faggot hipster urban liberal jackasses
Comment: Makin' the switch to open-source computing.
#306920* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DrBoweNur> I swear, I'm losing my fucking mind tonight
<awweaver> What do you mean, "tonight"
<awweaver> i know for a fact you lost it last tuesday
<DrBoweNur> Do you happen to know where I've placed it?
<tips48> I've got to go soon
<awweaver> No, sorry. Not my job to watch it, that was Dinnerbone
<DrBoweNur> Drats.
#306821* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
I am a common man with uncommon point of views
Vijay Jangir
#288449* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Lasukie: HI IM A WINDOWS 2003 SERVER. I HAVE THE UP TIME OF AN OLD MAN WHO CAN'T AFFORD VIAGRA. WATCH ME CRASH EVERY TWO HOURS ON THE HOUR WHILE YOUR DOING IMPORTANT THINGS. FEED ME MORE NETWORK RESOURCES. That is all.
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<Sharma> Drag Toilet Paper
<Sharma> 42,029 users
<Sharma> Unroll the toilet paper with your mouse. It's very simple.
<Sharma> ...
<AdmiralA> Facebook
<AdmiralA> 800,000,000 users
<AdmiralA> ...
<Sharma> i'd rather use facebook than unroll virtual toilet paper
<AdmiralA> My point is 42,000 people wasting their time with some useless virtual toy
<AdmiralA> is a lot better than 800 *million* people voluntarily subjecting themselves to privacy infringement
#304654* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[11:56:10pm] <ThatGuy> Ok I'm going to go rub one out
[11:56:12pm] <ThatGuy> BBS
[11:56:45pm] <Hopscotch> Ewwww
[11:57:03pm] <Razor> That's more than I needed to know...
[03:32:52pm] <ThatGuy> K, night
[03:32:59pm] * ThatGuy Quit (Quit: Sheep r cool)
[03:33:10pm] <Razor> It took him 4 hours?!
#294596* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Hq2RV4 ckde82FskbVa9Hhf3dComment: Hq2RV4 ckde82FskbVa9Hhf3d
#305086* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Or perhaps Gay every third episode. This is just a confusing Vortex Mess.
#303441* (?/54) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jeff> SHES GOT BIG TITTIES
<Amanda> I do too!
<Jeff> like knocksomeonethefuckoutBIGTITTIES
#309724* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
The hard decisions allow for you to take control and make what should be happening happen…Comment: By Kevin Driscoll
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Uncle Dan: Don't go to any night clubs with pyrotechnics
The Professor: Don't worry Uncle Dan, the only nightclub I go to have cage dancers and lasers
Uncle Dan: Oh, well then, don't set the carpet on fire!
The Professor: Do you mean the night club or the cage dancers?
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<scoliosis> How long is it since someone scratched their balls in here?
<BigMarlin> bout 10 seec ago
<BigMarlin> actually now
#307764* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Firez_Fallen> Wow.
<@Firez_Fallen> Colton how could you not remember?! XD
<Bonsatsu> <--- is idiot remember?
<~[BlacklightShining]> XD ^
<~[BlacklightShining]> Bonsatsu: what if we have the nickstamps on the right? :3
<~[BlacklightShining]> <--- is idiot remember? <Bonsatsu> [23:32:18]
<@Firez_Fallen> You promised no self doubt, remember?
<Bonsatsu> lol
<Bonsatsu> well it's not self doubt
[Conversation moves on…]
<~[BlacklightShining]> …hay, wait!
<@Firez_Fallen> Hay! Listen!
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> BONSATSU!
<Bonsatsu> hai :3
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS! >:P
<Bonsatsu> the head of the red dragon?
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> THOU HAST TRICKERYIED ME INTO POSTING YONDER LINE!:
<~[BlacklightShining]> [23:33:12] <~[BlacklightShining]> <--- is idiot remember? <Bonsatsu> [23:32:18]
<Bonsatsu> LOL
<Bonsatsu> that's amazing
<@Firez_Fallen> XD
<Bonsatsu> I didn't even see that at first XD
<@Firez_Fallen> Just like when we tricked Connor to come out of the closet in amnesia.
<@Firez_Fallen> Good times.
Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#309358* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Psi-Jack: and when you guys stop thinking a kiwi is a kind of fruit, i will stop using yanks to mean americans :P
#303207* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> @urban yiff
* GameOver licks Moon_Doggy
<Little_Death> Moon_Doggy: yiff (1/15+): 1) (noun) Sound supposedly made by mating arctic foxes. 2) (acronym) (or more backronym) YIFF or Y. I. F. F. - "Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry" 3) (proper name) YIFF sound server. Program for Linux to help handle audio. 4) (noun) More or less (usually more) sexual act. Commonly used by furries, usu... 1) I heard foxes making the "yiff" noises. 2) He's a Y.I.F.F. 3) I've upgraded the yiff server. 4)
<Little_Death> ...
* GameOver licks Little_Death
<GameOver> =^_^=
<Bwaah> Shut up anusholes
<Bwaah> Some of us highlight to your botspam
<Moon_Doggy> Bwaah, what did you highlight on that
<noms> furry
<noms> obv
<Bwaah> So I don't miss hawt yiffage
<Annabear> bye Bwaah
<Moon_Doggy> lol
#306203* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<stalagmatite> NoobSauce: lack of coffee makes me angry
<NoobSauce> stalagmatite: that's just the coffee talking
Comment: #xkcd on foonetic
#240084* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<slakr> I don't know why, but goatse seems, in a very strange way, poetic when it's juxtaposed with american politics
<slakr> americans over-emphasizing personal qualities over actual ability very much seems to me to be americans stretching their anuses wide open; it's like valuing the salesman's personality over the deal you're getting.
#305202* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Nate U: yo
Nate U: beck song
Nate U: "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me"
Nate U: what the fuck
Nate U: IS that song
one2many20: ...
one2many20: loser
Nate U: FUCK
#309698* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[21:19:46] 18<~ Tanmay> anything I miss?
[21:20:06] 18<+ nyx114> welp
[21:20:08] 18<+ nyx114> im vegan now
[21:20:08] 18<~ Sammael> Just me raging about stupid DB Evolutions.
[21:20:10] 18<~ Tanmay> LOL
[21:20:13] 18<~ Tanmay> nyx114: .
[21:20:19] 18<+ nyx114> other than that, not much
[21:20:24] 18<~ Sammael> nyx114, Ovo-lacto vegetarian, maybe.
[21:20:30] 18<+ nyx114> nope
[21:20:30] 18<~ Sammael> But not full vegan.
[21:20:32] 18<+ nyx114> pure vegan
[21:20:45] 18<+ nyx114> i had a can of beans today
[21:20:49] 18<+ nyx114> im miserable
[21:20:57] 18<~ Sammael> So you partake not of the meat or the breast of anything with a face?
[21:21:11] 18<+ nyx114> i went into an irc channel to troll some vegans
[21:21:17] 18<+ nyx114> they made me feel bad about myself
[21:21:19] 19<+ nyx114> Sammael: yes.
[21:21:30] 18<~ Sammael> nyx114, do you like tits?
[21:21:36] 18<+ nyx114> yes
[21:21:39] 18<~ Sammael> Do you wish to suck on said tits?
[21:21:42] 18<+ nyx114> yes.
[21:21:48] 18<+ nyx114> too bad?
[21:21:49] 18<~ Sammael> Then you aren't vegan.
[21:21:57] 18<~ Sammael> Tits are attached to a woman.
[21:22:01] 18<~ Sammael> A woman has a face.
[21:22:03] 18<~ Sammael> `=`
[21:22:04] 18<+ nyx114> the mind is willing but the flesh is weak.
[21:22:16] 18<+ nyx114> fuck veganism
[21:22:26] 18<+ nyx114> i cant live without titties
Comment: Straight men can't be vegans
#296657* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Toastmaster57:   what would happen if you forced a negative particle to tuch a normal particle?
Toastmaster57:   (not anitmatter)
The Fizz Meister:   Ummm.
The Fizz Meister:   What?
The Fizz Meister:   What the fuck is a negative particle?
Toastmaster57:   its a thing in theoriectial physics
Toastmaster57:   think negative particle
Comment: Apparently it looks a lot like itself, too.
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