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#307731* (?/13) πOld
<Amadiro> RumpledElf, according to that definition, my markov-chain based chatbot spouting random phrases combined from previous messages it recollects from its database is probably more sentient than most actual human IRC users.
<Amadiro> aib, it usually ended up pretty much just spouting out sentences it heard previously to other people at a later point. Additionally I ran some simple regexpes over the output.
<Amadiro> That caused some hilarious conversations like the bot arguing with some guy whether it's "slipknot" or "slipgnot" (replaced all k's with g's)
<Amadiro> aib, we also fed it the bible, all 7 harry potter books, various pornographic novels and Karl Marx' "Das Kapital" later on, with brilliant results.
<aib> add a Hitler biography and you've got an Internet discussion generatorComment: ##programming@irc.freenode.net
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#307714* (?/28) πOld
<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick Fil A and I had never heard of them having such a thing.
<Rose> So I order Papa John's tonight.
<Rose> THE PIZZA GUY INVITES ME TO CHURCH. |
#307723* (?/26) πOld
<%Eligos> so I walk into the liquor store for the walmart to get some beer and chips
<%Eligos> and this really big black chick comes in and asks the cashier "where you peach crunk at?"
<%Eligos> those exact words
<%Eligos> the cashier was an older black woman, and her response was, "What in the fuck did you just say?"
<%Eligos> I burst out laughing right there, it was so good
<%Eligos> definitely wish I could have got it on tapeComment: #anthroalliance on furnet
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#307701* (?/22) πOld
<ZoFreX> Becci: how do you spell poke?
<Becci> poke?
<ZoFreX> how do you spell joke?
<Becci> joke.
<ZoFreX> how do you spell the white of an egg?
<goodger> albumen
<ZoFreX> fu goodger |
#307705* (?/16) πOld
<BMF54123> bluh, what the hell is wrong with FCEUX
<BMF54123> I have to load Metroid several times to keep it from crashing at a grey screen
<Inuyasha> it's a REALLY accurate emulator :o |
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#307704* (?/25) πOld
<Daynab> Today I learned that space acted as pagedown in internet browsers, and shift space is page up. My world will never be the same again.
<Daynab> and I thought I knew computers |
#307713* (?/19) πOld
<necrobestiality> it's been months since i had sex :(
<joe> IT'S BEEN 23 YEARS FOR ME |
#307708* (?/28) πOld
* rycuda has just been offered an amp
<@Al> After being given a shock like that it's wise to have a coulomb-down period
<@mgsts> I'm trying to decide watt a suitable punishment for these awful puns is
<@OneCruelBagel> mgsts: it's not his volt, he has troubles at ohm.
<@OneCruelBagel> We should let him have some peace faraday. |
#307721* (?/15) πOld
<tickleweasel> it would be fine if you're naturally low on hair and wax your junk, but for people with hairy butts and thighs its still going to end up with your penis head shooting bolts like a tesla coil at the nearest graduate student it can |
#307718* (?/19) πOld
[Leftie] My password is password protected, but i leave it unlocked 24/7 once i've logged in initially.
[Leftie] my password is password protected
[Leftie] what the fuck
[Leftie] ENGAGE THE BRAIN FOX. |
#307711* (?/20) πOld
<DaxterX2> One more Internet Explorer basher I swear... >_>
<Sellyme> I'm not surprised that IE makes you swear, what with all of those bugs and conflict issues. Not to mention the horrible lag, inability to carry out javascript functions correctly, and the lack of any add-ons that are semi-useful.Comment: kongregate.com
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#307724* (?/18) πOld
<kd7jwc-ag> hello Raggs
<Raggs> howdy
<kd7jwc-ag> what cha doing?
<Raggs> homework
<Raggs> finance
<kd7jwc-ag> i am trying to talk to satellites
<Raggs> ok, talk loud
<lost_soul> lol
<lost_soul> and binary |
#307702* (?/22) πOld
< craige> I prefer not to say 'bug'. I call them 'undisclosed, unexpected features'. |
#307730* (?/17) πOld
<Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
#307733* (?/13) πOld
<Rolo> I should be in charge of the world
<Rolo> Set this shit straight
<Caaz> I have a feeling beheadings would be a normal thing.
<Rolo> That's because they would be
<Rolo> It would be a utopia for little girls, and hell on Earth for idiots and assholes
<Lord-Harlot> I shall follow you to the ends of the earth Rolo
<Lord-Harlot> you have my axe
<Ancalagon> I don't know how much little girls really enjoy getting fucked senseless.
<Caaz> They love it, you can tell by their body, disregard their words.
<Caaz> Trust me, I'm a doctor.
<Ancalagon> Damnit Jim. I'm a paedophile, not a doctor. |
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#307735* (?/9) πOld
<RainbowFactory> omg i love this song
<RainbowFactory> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Sellyme> Track 2 was my favourite of his work. |
#307716* (?/24) πOld
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(06:28:44 IST) strikedaemon left the room ("Leaving").
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(06:37:46 IST) bcos: strikedaemon: Are you trying to have sex with this IRC channel? In, out, in, out...? |
#307707* (?/16) πOld
Vespucci: God... I think I've been seeing this girl long enough that I'm supposed to get her flowers on V-Day.
Vespucci: I spend too much time thinking about this girl.
Vespucci: I don't get anything done now, between spending time with her, texting her, looking for deals on flowers for her, explaining my feelings to her. This is turning into bullshit.
Vespucci: Fook man... I heard this radio add for a dozen roses (dunno what color, don't give a shit) for $20. Can't find that florist though.
Vespucci: Fuck it. I'm splitting the difference with some $10 flowers from the grocery store on the 7th.
Vespucci: That's "valentine's day" enough for me.
Vespucci: Granted... come steak and blow job day I'm lucky to net a hamburger and a 30 second tug...
Orca: Vespucci: It must be love
Orca: you should marry her and have some kids
Vespucci: Maybe I'm better off just keeping chicks chained up in the basement.
Vespucci: Less work.
Vespucci: Well, at least less emotional investment. |
#307719* (?/19) πOld
[Leftie] For some reason i thought it'd be cool to drink sweetcorn from the can
[Leftie] forgot sweetcorn cans have liquid in them
[Leftie] THE LIQUID IS DISGUSTING
[Leftie] AND ALL OVER MY HANDS
[Leftie] ITS STICKY AS FUCK AND WON'T COME OFF D: |
#307732* (?/10) πOld
<yamar> poke. poke. pokepokepokepokepokepoke!
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<TheBoss> NOOO
<yamar> oops. I killed him. |
#307734* (?/10) πOld
snowfox: Honestly I'm starting to think pretty much everything run by humans is doomed to varying levels of corruption, and the best case scenarios are where the corruption is relatively harmless.
TheHuman has entered the room
karykei: .......
snowfox: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
Voices: **slow fucking clap** |
#307720* (?/17) πOld
Jethro: apparently the superbowl is crazy
Jethro: half time show
Jethro: has madonna as satan ?!!?!?
Apple Bloom: She's going without makeup? |
#307712* (?/24) πOld
<%Zach> so, Ron Paul/Adolf Hitler 2012?
<DrShenanigans> there's magic in that match
<%Zach> I'm just afraid there's too much demographic overlap
<DrShenanigans> well, hitler can energize the white supremacists while paul solidifies his base of tiny, hateful goblins
<%Zach> he does have a special talent
<%Zach> GOLD
<%Zach> GOOOOLD
<%Zach> I promise every dwarf-lord in their great halls, MORE GOLD!
<DrShenanigans> A vote for me is a vote for the subjugation of all light-dwelling races!
<%Zach> aoon even the forbidden great golden orb in the sky shall be ours
<DrShenanigans> Our horrid claws shall grasp that orb, this is my promise to you dear voters
<%Zach> well, he's got my vote back |
#307706* (?/31) πOld
<techboy> do you know what i hate
<techboy> windows ME
* techboy sucks balls
<techboy> erm, ME, not /ME |
#307710* (?/30) πOld
<cool_guy88> hes an idiot
<tommy1873> fk u
<cool_guy88> good for you
<tommy1873> ur the fkn idiot
[01:07] <pastor_of_muppets> wow
[01:07] <pastor_of_muppets> if only he was clever enough to understand how stupid he is
<tommy1873> ??????????
<pastor_of_muppets> exactly
<cool_guy88> lol |
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