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#307739* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
-!- NightWisp [shadowdusk@Pony-k1lrlf.rcsntx.swbell.net] has quit [Quit: And Faust said, "LET THERE BE PONIES!"]
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< NightWisp> Damn netsplit
<@BlacklightBusy> uhh
<@BlacklightBusy> that wasn't a netsplit… -.-
<@BlacklightBusy> funny you should mention netsplits, though
<@BlacklightBusy> didja hear about the one I caused a couple hours ago? ( v.v )
< NightWisp> What?
< NightWisp> You did that?
<@BlacklightBusy> Not on Canternet, but yeah, I caused a netsplit v.v
< NightWisp> Bravo!
< NightWisp> Hehe I kid, but still. Very nice.
<@BlacklightBusy> XD
<@BlacklightBusy> Yeah, it was real stupid, too…
<@BlacklightBusy> Config file says don't log “rawdata” to IRC or it'll cause an infinite loop.
<@BlacklightBusy> So guess what I had to do?
<@BlacklightBusy> I had to go and tell it, log “all” to #snolog
<@BlacklightBusy> /operserv rehash, and then suddenly Services splits from Derpy
<@BlacklightBusy> And the database got corrupt 6.9
<@BlacklightBusy> Luckily it was only in a couple lines that didn't even have nick or channel info or anything in them…so I just delete them and restart Services
<@BlacklightBusy> Services was down for a couple hours, though, 'cause I had to go AFK in the middle of tracking down logfiles >.<
< NightWisp> Nice
<@BlacklightBusy> XD
<@BlacklightBusy> have some repost copypasta?
< NightWisp> Teehee sure
<@BlacklightBusy> [repost from 2012-02-08 Blacklnet/#opers]
<@BlacklightBusy> [21:22:38] <~BlacklightBusy> All right, debriefing time XD
<@BlacklightBusy> [21:22:51] <~BlacklightBusy> Dear Princess Celestia,
<@BlacklightBusy> [21:23:07] <~BlacklightBusy> I learned that when you're messing around with server stuff, you need to be /very careful./
<@BlacklightBusy> [21:23:31] <~BlacklightBusy> And if a config file says not to do something…you shouldn't do anything that looks like it /might/ end up being or causing what it said not to do.
<@BlacklightBusy> [21:24:19] <~BlacklightBusy> For example, if it says not to log rawdata to IRC, don't log “all” to IRC. Because “all” might include “rawdata”.
<@BlacklightBusy> [21:24:55] <~BlacklightBusy> I also learned that sometimes you can fix database corruption just by deleting a few lines that showed up in the errors…but back up the database file first!
<@BlacklightBusy> [21:24:59] <~BlacklightBusy> Your faithful student,
<@BlacklightBusy> [21:25:02] <~BlacklightBusy> Blacklight Shining
<@BlacklightBusy> [end of repost]
<@BlacklightBusy> Letter to Celestia XD
< NightWisp> You, my dear BlacklightBusy, just won the Internet.Comment: #TheFade on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307738* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Buck> I'm still playing daggerfall
<Buck> I decided I can't get skyrim until I've talked to every npc in the game |
#307737* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< pronto> GOOD MORNING
< mikemol> VIETNAM
<@kg4giy> What is working with my IT department remind you of?
<@kg4giy> You are playing Jeopardy right mikemol?
< mikemol> kg4giy: Nah. Responding to pronto.
<@kg4giy> Ah, got it.
< mikemol> <Link to "Good Morning Vietnam" trailer>
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> *stabs pfsense for being stupid*
< pronto> ls
< biosshadow> pronto wrong window
* pronto stabs biosshadow for being biosshadow
< mikemol> pronto: I take it the 'good' prefix no longer applies?
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< mikemol> 07:17 < pronto> GOOD MORNING
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< biosshadow> you said good morning
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< mikemol> is that 'syntax error' or 'command not found'? /me would love a CLI that gave a two-line error response like that.
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ? |
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<Kyle873> I understand
<Kyle873> there's like, 7 of me
*** Server connection lost
<Kyle873_> ok
<Kyle873_> the timing there is fucking flawless |
#307735* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<RainbowFactory> omg i love this song
<RainbowFactory> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Sellyme> Track 2 was my favourite of his work. |
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#307734* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
snowfox: Honestly I'm starting to think pretty much everything run by humans is doomed to varying levels of corruption, and the best case scenarios are where the corruption is relatively harmless.
TheHuman has entered the room
karykei: .......
snowfox: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
Voices: **slow fucking clap** |
#307733* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Rolo> I should be in charge of the world
<Rolo> Set this shit straight
<Caaz> I have a feeling beheadings would be a normal thing.
<Rolo> That's because they would be
<Rolo> It would be a utopia for little girls, and hell on Earth for idiots and assholes
<Lord-Harlot> I shall follow you to the ends of the earth Rolo
<Lord-Harlot> you have my axe
<Ancalagon> I don't know how much little girls really enjoy getting fucked senseless.
<Caaz> They love it, you can tell by their body, disregard their words.
<Caaz> Trust me, I'm a doctor.
<Ancalagon> Damnit Jim. I'm a paedophile, not a doctor. |
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<yamar> poke. poke. pokepokepokepokepokepoke!
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<TheBoss> NOOO
<yamar> oops. I killed him. |
#307731* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Amadiro> RumpledElf, according to that definition, my markov-chain based chatbot spouting random phrases combined from previous messages it recollects from its database is probably more sentient than most actual human IRC users.
<Amadiro> aib, it usually ended up pretty much just spouting out sentences it heard previously to other people at a later point. Additionally I ran some simple regexpes over the output.
<Amadiro> That caused some hilarious conversations like the bot arguing with some guy whether it's "slipknot" or "slipgnot" (replaced all k's with g's)
<Amadiro> aib, we also fed it the bible, all 7 harry potter books, various pornographic novels and Karl Marx' "Das Kapital" later on, with brilliant results.
<aib> add a Hitler biography and you've got an Internet discussion generatorComment: ##programming@irc.freenode.net
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<Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
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<LHoT10820> What would be more detrimental to our freedom; the US becoming a corporate police state, or the US becoming a theocracy?
<shakesoda> Trick question; a theocratic police state ruled by a corporate senate.
<shakesoda> Jesus, Inc. -- Buy your eternal salvation today from JesusInc [dot] govComment: URL is not real, part of punchline.
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<Moose> <Namelesswonder> Up with Communism
<Moose> this is why we cant have nice things |
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<@SilverSkies> huh
<@SilverSkies> >.>
<@BlacklightBusy> …?
<@SilverSkies> I got some air bags in a package
<@SilverSkies> Wasn't aware that air could be deliveredComment: #fuck on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307724* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<kd7jwc-ag> hello Raggs
<Raggs> howdy
<kd7jwc-ag> what cha doing?
<Raggs> homework
<Raggs> finance
<kd7jwc-ag> i am trying to talk to satellites
<Raggs> ok, talk loud
<lost_soul> lol
<lost_soul> and binary |
#307723* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<%Eligos> so I walk into the liquor store for the walmart to get some beer and chips
<%Eligos> and this really big black chick comes in and asks the cashier "where you peach crunk at?"
<%Eligos> those exact words
<%Eligos> the cashier was an older black woman, and her response was, "What in the fuck did you just say?"
<%Eligos> I burst out laughing right there, it was so good
<%Eligos> definitely wish I could have got it on tapeComment: #anthroalliance on furnet
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#307722* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<cxreg> "IP address (10.91.6.158) has been recorded with your order for fraud prevention, and to prove the transaction was completed on this computer" <- fail |
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<tickleweasel> it would be fine if you're naturally low on hair and wax your junk, but for people with hairy butts and thighs its still going to end up with your penis head shooting bolts like a tesla coil at the nearest graduate student it can |
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Jethro: apparently the superbowl is crazy
Jethro: half time show
Jethro: has madonna as satan ?!!?!?
Apple Bloom: She's going without makeup? |
#307719* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[Leftie] For some reason i thought it'd be cool to drink sweetcorn from the can
[Leftie] forgot sweetcorn cans have liquid in them
[Leftie] THE LIQUID IS DISGUSTING
[Leftie] AND ALL OVER MY HANDS
[Leftie] ITS STICKY AS FUCK AND WON'T COME OFF D: |
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[Leftie] My password is password protected, but i leave it unlocked 24/7 once i've logged in initially.
[Leftie] my password is password protected
[Leftie] what the fuck
[Leftie] ENGAGE THE BRAIN FOX. |
#307717* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Tiinka> hey speedk5... wanna be in our support group?
<speedk5> support for what?
<@Tiinka> support group for?
<speedk5> yea, support group for acholoics, computer issues, bed wetting?
<@Tiinka> yea all that!
<speedk5> sweet count me in!
<speedk5> i promise i wont let you down, ill give it my all 100%
<@Tiinka> I promise your life just ask!
<speedk5> well i g2g, good luck with the group, ill check back in a few hours, possible lol |
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<MrMooMoo> Gosh I think Im weird.
<MrMooMoo> ¿Agree?
<Cakeness> Your in a fandom where we all love a little girls show about ponies. WE are as weird as it gets X
<Cakeness> XD
<%Kembe> mhmm
<%Kembe> not to meantion...
<%Kembe> !rule i^34
<&LunaBot> Rules of the Internet, section 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
<MrMooMoo> Well I don't think that part is weird.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick Fil A and I had never heard of them having such a thing.
<Rose> So I order Papa John's tonight.
<Rose> THE PIZZA GUY INVITES ME TO CHURCH. |
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<necrobestiality> it's been months since i had sex :(
<joe> IT'S BEEN 23 YEARS FOR ME |
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