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#307712* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<%Zach> so, Ron Paul/Adolf Hitler 2012?
<DrShenanigans> there's magic in that match
<%Zach> I'm just afraid there's too much demographic overlap
<DrShenanigans> well, hitler can energize the white supremacists while paul solidifies his base of tiny, hateful goblins
<%Zach> he does have a special talent
<%Zach> GOLD
<%Zach> GOOOOLD
<%Zach> I promise every dwarf-lord in their great halls, MORE GOLD!
<DrShenanigans> A vote for me is a vote for the subjugation of all light-dwelling races!
<%Zach> aoon even the forbidden great golden orb in the sky shall be ours
<DrShenanigans> Our horrid claws shall grasp that orb, this is my promise to you dear voters
<%Zach> well, he's got my vote back |
#307711* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<DaxterX2> One more Internet Explorer basher I swear... >_>
<Sellyme> I'm not surprised that IE makes you swear, what with all of those bugs and conflict issues. Not to mention the horrible lag, inability to carry out javascript functions correctly, and the lack of any add-ons that are semi-useful.Comment: kongregate.com
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#307710* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<cool_guy88> hes an idiot
<tommy1873> fk u
<cool_guy88> good for you
<tommy1873> ur the fkn idiot
[01:07] <pastor_of_muppets> wow
[01:07] <pastor_of_muppets> if only he was clever enough to understand how stupid he is
<tommy1873> ??????????
<pastor_of_muppets> exactly
<cool_guy88> lol |
#307709* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
*** Qsysopr has joined #pondlife
*** Qsysopr is now known as Bob_work
<Bob_work> heh, well, that's one way to know I've been working on an as400 for far too long |
#307708* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* rycuda has just been offered an amp
<@Al> After being given a shock like that it's wise to have a coulomb-down period
<@mgsts> I'm trying to decide watt a suitable punishment for these awful puns is
<@OneCruelBagel> mgsts: it's not his volt, he has troubles at ohm.
<@OneCruelBagel> We should let him have some peace faraday. |
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#307707* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Vespucci: God... I think I've been seeing this girl long enough that I'm supposed to get her flowers on V-Day.
Vespucci: I spend too much time thinking about this girl.
Vespucci: I don't get anything done now, between spending time with her, texting her, looking for deals on flowers for her, explaining my feelings to her. This is turning into bullshit.
Vespucci: Fook man... I heard this radio add for a dozen roses (dunno what color, don't give a shit) for $20. Can't find that florist though.
Vespucci: Fuck it. I'm splitting the difference with some $10 flowers from the grocery store on the 7th.
Vespucci: That's "valentine's day" enough for me.
Vespucci: Granted... come steak and blow job day I'm lucky to net a hamburger and a 30 second tug...
Orca: Vespucci: It must be love
Orca: you should marry her and have some kids
Vespucci: Maybe I'm better off just keeping chicks chained up in the basement.
Vespucci: Less work.
Vespucci: Well, at least less emotional investment. |
#307706* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<techboy> do you know what i hate
<techboy> windows ME
* techboy sucks balls
<techboy> erm, ME, not /ME |
#307705* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<BMF54123> bluh, what the hell is wrong with FCEUX
<BMF54123> I have to load Metroid several times to keep it from crashing at a grey screen
<Inuyasha> it's a REALLY accurate emulator :o |
#307704* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Daynab> Today I learned that space acted as pagedown in internet browsers, and shift space is page up. My world will never be the same again.
<Daynab> and I thought I knew computers |
#307703* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the officeComment: #prgmr on freenode
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#307702* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< craige> I prefer not to say 'bug'. I call them 'undisclosed, unexpected features'. |
#307701* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<ZoFreX> Becci: how do you spell poke?
<Becci> poke?
<ZoFreX> how do you spell joke?
<Becci> joke.
<ZoFreX> how do you spell the white of an egg?
<goodger> albumen
<ZoFreX> fu goodger |
#307700* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Rose> I'm on conjugation.org so I can see Spanish conjugations.
<Rose> Chrome: "This page is in Spanish. Would you like to translate it?" |
#307699* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Knifa> sockets are hilarious
<Knifa> i am sending the string "dicks" over the network at 8mb/s
<Knifa> over and over. |
#307698* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<CCKeane> Whoa I need to look up how liquids work
<CCKeane> Because I forgot
<Authorman> The don't wear shirts, yell BROTHER a lot and get their arms grafted to awesome gay men.
<CCKeane> ???? |
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#307697* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* Speed np: "Any Means Necessary" by HammerFall
* Adorable Now Playing: With My Penis. By: My Right Hand. Duration: 3 minutes 17 seconds.
<Pauwelz> Only 3 minutes?
<Adorable> Pauwelz let's face it, anything longer and you're just stretching it for no reason. Your hand gets sore, you start looking and weirder and sicker shit. By the time you blow your load you've killed too much time, your hand is nearly broken, and you're wondering, "How the hell did I find Japanese girls puking into a plate hot?!"
<Buccaneer> lol'd
<Pauwelz> Point taken
<Adorable> Then you have to clean up the keyboard, while closing off a hundred tabs while hoping nobody notices the jellyfish |
#307696* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<thirdboxcar> no one knows how to directly link to a filtered-by-type content overview page?
<self> thirdboxcar: emulate it with a view and link to that?
<carwinyoung> thirdboxcar: not without creating a view really
<timplunkett> thirdboxcar: build a view with vbo
<self> Three agree; it has been done.Comment: #drupal-support
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#307695* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<mcdonc> let loose the hounds of war
<Ergo^> "who let the dogs out" la la la....Comment: #repoze
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#307694* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Adam> just noticed that ('0') looks like a wizard throwing his hands in the air
Adam> ('ô') better, now he has a hat
Emma> lmao
Emma> when would u ever use that?
Adam> if you were a wizard, and someone gave you great news over an instant messaging network
Emma> Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Emma> Harry P: ('ô')
Adam> ^^ exactly
Emma> Frodo: I will take the ring to Mordor!
Emma> Gandalf: ('ô')
Emma> Frodo: But Sam has to come with me
Emma> Gandalf: (,ô,)
Adam> O_O
Emma> I was trying to make him sad... |
#307693* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Snp> oh man
< Snp> just had a shower
< Snp> then the need to fart arises
< Snp> and im like yeah why not
< Snp> notherfucker
< Snp> was a wet one
<@damier> I hate when that happens.
<@ralish> ......
< Snp> damn ass juices. |
#307692* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<huddler> I have a question, is inspirircd still being developed? and updated?
<SmallR2002> huddler: no, they use a series of 8 balls to create bits of data and input them into the code |
#307691* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
*Ender and Colgate are bots*
<Snuggletummy> Ender, are you black?
<Colgate> wait i just black?
<Ender> ender, colgate.
<Colgate> yes at ender, learn about the spot.
<Ender> giant pony porn link on an awesome dda, but i do you black?
<Ender> ender, learn binary code is clear now about to the right one and make it better?
<Colgate> also mentioned his drugs better?
<Rose> Holy shit.
<Rose> Maybe I should stop making Ender a magic word for Colgate.
<Colgate> ender really likes chocolate milk.
<Ender> ender, colgate.
<Colgate> oh ender, stfu.
<Ender> fuck i accidently had rogue chocolate stout?
<Ender> ender, stfu.
<Colgate> ender, stfu.
<Ender> ender, stfu.
<Colgate> ender, stfu.
<Ender> yeah, ender, stfu.
<Colgate> ender, stfu.
<Ender> ender, stfu.
<Colgate> just trying to ender, stfu.
<Ender> ender, stfu.
<Colgate> ender, stfu.
<Ender> yeah, ender, stfu.
<Colgate> she's fapping to ender, stfu.
<Ender> she's just like fapping
<Rose> ...Yeah. |
#307690* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Nicki Minaj has that super-duper pooper scooper bass. |
#307689* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Ancalagon> I'm sorry, I missed a conversation about pooping?
< Ancalagon> Damnit!
< Ancalagon> Ironically I was in the bathroom. |
#307688* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Hibby> what went wrong in my life
<Hibby> watching my little pony on my own in teh flat with beer |
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