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#303418* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<BrickMan> *Neili good bot
<Neili> Hello sweetie, I'm Tatsel's big-boobed, leather-dressed, naughty and <censored> bitchin' bot. What can I do for your pleasure?
<Nat> O.o i see Tatsel couldn't find a prostitiute, so he built one.....Comment: #freethought on irc.mibbit.net
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#303412* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@DigDug> ugh
<@DigDug> fucking symfony, how does it work??
<@Rjx> DigDug: it doesn't
<@Rjx> frameworks go against the spirit of php
<@Rjx> which is just to write whatever the hell you want with no explanation or reasoningComment: #geekissues
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#303411* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* andrewsh is writing a wrapper around mplayer to scrobble songs to last.fm
<Chainsaw> andrewsh: What are all these Nikki Rhodes songs you're listening to? |
#303410* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<SnoFox> Dunno, I'm not giving this any thought.
<nathan> ..
<nathan> The internet isn't your exobrain |
#303405* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
bus-station-betty i want charlie's name written across a rose with a dewdrop falling into a wine glass and a sad clown riding a wolf thru a dreamcatcher hanging from a felt painting of a happy elvis looking into a mirror and seeing a sad elvis
bus-station-betty ON MY BUTT |
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#303402* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
LG: My bro left his phone at my house last night
LG: so... I just tried to call him to tell him
LG: I tried to call his cell with mine. when his was in MY OTHER HAND
BadSpoon: did you answer?
LG: no.
LG: I'm pretty retarded.
LG: But I have a little dignity. |
#303401* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< horizon> girlfriend doesn't have my passwords
< horizon> obviously
< horizon> TRUST NO ONE
< horizon> that was blue's mistake
< hexed> yuh, trusting kate was a mistake
< hexed> that and killing himself
< horizon> arguably one led to the otherComment: #cb
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#303400* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+PROXY> Its not racist
<+PROXY> Im jewish mysql
<+PROXY> *myself |
#303399* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
(VietnameseCentipede) 's Dominos Pizza was literally doing drug.
(VietnameseCentipede): They were shipping out their product as pizza deliveries
(VietnameseCentipede): Until one fateful night when they mixed up a regular pizza order with a box full of cocaine.
(VietnameseCentipede): Yeah, they got closed down reeeeal quick after that. |
#303396* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@ENKI-][> parsleyfirefly: basically if i said o>-< this stick figure is naked
<@ENKI-][> parsleyfirefly: it'd be kiddy porn in australia unless i drew pubes on it
<@ENKI-][> like this
<@ENKI-][> o>-3<
<@ENKI-][> er |
#303393* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<fragalot> me and slightlymad are cybering and we're in the same bed. |
#303392* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<sponge-> i wish i had the right to bear arms
<sponge-> if i could have huge paws
<sponge-> and slash the shit out of things
<sponge-> it'd own |
#303391* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<chainsoar> so I watched Blade 2 again the other day and a thought struck me
<chainsoar> you know the character Priest
<chainsoar> he's pretty much double fucked, right
<chainsoar> a pureblood Irish vampire
<chainsoar> either way he's not going out in the sun
<chainsoar> tough crowd |
#303390* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+Kufat> just once I'd like to see someone turn a piece of consumer electronics into an altoids tin, instead of the other way aroundComment: #nesdev
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#303389* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<adronscyther> Also, why is Phoenix Wright so darn cool? It's a game about a friggin defense attorney in a mockery of the court system. It doesn't make sense.
<BlackSaber08> With games about law, it's all in the execution
<DiegoZeyon> YEEEEEAAAH!
<adronscyther> -__- |
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#303388* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<AlienDK> Meh I'll just put some lasagna in the oven
<AlienDK> but it takes so long to make :(
<AlienDK> lemme see if I can find it
<AlienDK> WHY DOESN'T IT SAY HOW LONG IT NEEDS IN THE OVEN
<AlienDK> STUPID PACKAGE
<AlienDK> ahh
<AlienDK> 35-40 MINUTES!!!!
<AlienDK> :'(
<AlienDK> Stupid packaging... telling me to pre heat my oven
<AlienDK> DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO |
#303387* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
iPylon: I have bad reception in the bathroom
Nyah: do you now
Nyah: WHY are you using the phone in the bathroom?
iPylon: WHY NOT! THIS IS AMERICA!!
iPylon: my only regret is the phone isn't water proof so I can't use it in the shower
Nyah: shame
NewSongLena: Are you one of those addicts who play WoW even in the bathroom?
iPylon: it's a struggle
iPylon: noooo
iPylon: I used to play WoW but I didn't play it enough and all my friends out leveled me
iPylon: D:
iPylon: brb wiping
Nyah: oh god |
#303385* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
atari2600a: & the driver that closely matches is rar'd
atari2600a: time to install 7z I suppose
atari2600a: MOTHER OF BITCH!!!
atari2600a: THE RAR CONTAINS AN EXE'D ARCHIVE!!!Comment: Don't worry, it was a Win7 VM under Ubuntu
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#303383* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<esquart> Bad news: I didn't get my homework done last night. Good news: I have 5 new purps. |
#303382* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<HoboPyro> so if surnames are introduced in wow...lore geeks are going to cringe
<HoboPyro> we're going to see things like "alamear stouthammer" or something like that
<HoboPyro> or "leet crysalot"
<HoboPyro> or "ira peu" |
#303380* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
@aLLeNz0rZ: If I come across a situation where I need it to do 1 thing
@aLLeNz0rZ: I want there to be an app for it
@Akensai: droid can play motherfucking cs 1.6
@Akensai: is there an app for that, bitch?Comment: irc.akensai.net #japs
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#303379* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<MyLittlePwny> How much is that in GBP?
<MyLittlePwny> Would use xe but I'm on my iPhone.
<sorceror> MyLittlePwny, serves you right for letting apple fuck you up the arse while you give them a blowjob
<MyLittlePwny> sorceror: Lol. Oh wait this one can multi task.
<sorceror> MY POINT STILL STANDS
<MyLittlePwny> How could you give someone a blowgun while they fuck you up the arse?
<sorceror> <MyLittlePwny> sorceror: Lol. Oh wait this one can multi task.
<sorceror> ^^ that's how, motherfucker
<sorceror> do you really think they'd give the iphone multitasking BEFORE working out how to give it to their schlongs? |
#303376* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
(@who-ha) Random story time, okay.
(@who-ha) I'm like, 10 years old
(@who-ha) I just got my first bottle of cologne, right
(@who-ha) so I'm playing around with it
(@who-ha) sprayed it everywhere
(@who-ha) so I put some in a cup
(@who-ha) and stick my dick in it.
(@who-ha) I cried myself to sleep.
(@Sanitized) ........
(@who-ha) I'm dead serious.
(@Sanitized) shoulda had orajel
(@Sanitized) numb the pain.
(@who-ha) No.
(@who-ha) There was no numbing this shit.
(@who-ha) It burned with the intensity of a thousand suns |
#303375* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Frits [~login@ip565713c1.direct-adsl.nl] has joined #sss-support
<@cvs> have a bad feeling about this
<@cvs> some i/o operations seem to stall way too long
<@cvs> as long as it gives me a window to buy a new machine :)
<@TheShaun> whats it runnin on now
<@cvs> p2-266/192mb
<@TheShaun> wow
<phrozen77> o_O
<@TheShaun> what a breast
<@TheShaun> *beast |
#303374* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<%Alenik> The internet isn't a series of tubes. It's a series of tentacles.
<%Alenik> And it's raping us to death, one childhood memory at a time...Comment: #geekfurs @ Furnet
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