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< ALX| --Log opened at 2009-10-23 06:57--
. | CoJaBo> Ok, I'll buy that for a sec...
. | CoJaBo> Theres a proposition. Much petitioning, lobbying, and protests ensue, theres a huge debate, but finnally it passes into law-
. | CoJaBo> Porn is outlawed in the US. Now what?
. | kile> REJOICEEE!!
. | CoJaBo> Why? Some dude in Washington signed his name on a piece of paper. Nothing happened.
. | CoJaBo> (except the mass loss of jobs in an entire industry).
. | kile> ?
. | CoJaBo> Nothing changed. People are still downloading porn.
. | kile> Arrestt them then.
. | CoJaBo> How? You dont know whos doing it.
. | kile> but their breaking the law!
. | CoJaBo> Indeed. But how do you find them?
. | kile> trace their ip?
. | CoJaBo> You go to the owner of www {dot} TwoLesbiansOneBanana {dot} web and demand their membership records. They refuse. "Silly Americans, porn is legal here in Zimbabwe!"
. | kile> get a warrent.
. | CoJaBo> The US has no jurisdiction in forign countries.
. | kile> arrest them anyway.
. | CoJaBo> Arrest who?
. | kile> the perverts
. | CoJaBo> But you dont know who they are!
. | kile> Check their internet history.
. | CoJaBo> The judge refuses to grant you a warrent for "internet records on every united states citizen".
. | CoJaBo> Spying on US Citizens? How dare you!
. | kile> no,only the perverts
. | CoJaBo> You cant. You still dont know who they are.
. | ! kile has left
. | lollz> ha, owned
. > CoJaBo> Censorship FTL.
< ALX> Its called SOPA.
< ALX> Censorship FTL, FTL.
< CoJaBo> o_OComment: SOPA Blackout Day, Jan 18, 2012
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<Kokopure> why are we celebrating the memory of a black man by being lazy and not doing our jobs? |
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<gws_> brb
<gws_> back
<gws_> man that was a lot of scroll to read |
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< BlacklightShining> … O.O
< BlacklightShining> F_reant WHAT
<~Fireant> BlacklightShining, what are you doing here.
<~Fireant> You know I hate you :P
< BlacklightShining> nothing
< BlacklightShining> not here
<~Fireant> SOPA will ban you xD
< BlacklightShining> !moon
<&DerpyBot> Grab my tail, BlacklightShining!
-!- BlacklightShining was kicked from #EquestriaDaily by DerpyBot [To the moon!]
<~Fireant> Good.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<~Lunasta> Lemme rephrase that
<Scuro> The sopa is as bad as making pizza into a vegetable O_o
<@BlacklightShining> this ^
<@BlacklightShining> v that
<@BlacklightShining> lol, agreeing with whatever line is posted next
<Unidentified20XD6> Lik dis if u cri evr tim.Comment: #TheSOPAForum on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<~Fireant> Let us for now stop the SOPA talk and think.
<Solo> When a bunch of female ponies group together in protest, is it called a fillybuster?
<Solo> ^ I stopped talking about SOPA and thought.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<+Jigsy> The sky is also protesting against SOPA.
<+Jigsy> I've just looked out my window and it's totally dark. |
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<Adonis> man my buddy from Atlanta is coming down so he txts me asks me if he wants me to bring any food down and shit
<Adonis> so I txt him back to go to this chinese place to get me some dumplings and stuff
<Adonis> then I txt him oh man you go to try their smoked dick it's awesome
<Adonis> I meant to say smoked duck
<Adonis> I had to txt him like 20 times that was a mistake
<bofh`> hahahahaha
<bofh`> yeah, not gonna talk your way out of that one
<Adonis> yeah now I don't think he's going to bring me back any food |
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Stushla: and who gives a shit about their teeth after your 40?
@mauZzz: But that's still another 23 years...
@mauZzz: Stushla, what do I do for another 23 years while people DO care? D:
@mauZzz: I crave your sage dental advice. D:Comment: #Steam - EsperNet
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Bran: why do i keep hitting ctrl w
Lime Flavored Dragon: idk
Bran: Oh man
Lime Flavored Dragon: but stop doing that
Bran: reminds me of 8th grade Comp Sci
Lime Flavored Dragon: lol
Jacen left chat.
Bran: My teacher would randomly tell people
Bran: Hit Ctrl-W, quick!
Jacen entered chat.
Lime Flavored Dragon: lol
Bran: Did you wonder what Ctrl W did Jacen?
Jacen: Dammit. I pushed ctrl+w to see what it does
Bran: lmao
Lime Flavored Dragon: lololol
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[17:10:58] ← LunaBot left IRC. (Quit: Luna IRC 0.3.5. Praise the goddess of the night.)
[17:11:01] ← MrMooMoo left IRC. (Connection closed)
[17:11:09] → MrMooMoo joined the channel.
[17:11:09] Luna sets mode +qo MrMooMoo MrMooMoo
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[17:11:18] Luna sets mode +ao LunaBot LunaBotComment: Timestamps left for context | #MoonAfterDark on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<Shingyoku> Argh, getting drowsierr. @_@
* Shingyoku consider beddings.
<Usami_Renko> Shingy, get like five energy drinks and inject them directly into your veins
<Shingyoku> I don't have enough cash. :<
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Oh no.
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Shingy is too poor to afford veins.Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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-!- Emmis [Emmis@Difficult.to.say] has joined #LunasLoftOOC
-!- mode/#LunasLoftOOC [+h Emmis] by Celestia
<%Emmis> What the heck, why was I kicked O.O;
<%Emmis> I didn't even notice I wasn't here lol
<%Trixter> lol
<%Trixter> it happened a while ago
<%Trixter> Blacklight actually purged the channel
<%Trixter> ppl were impersonating others and it annoyed him
<%Trixter> he tempbanned himself for power abuse afterwards
<%Emmis> lol wth
<%Trixter> IKR?
<%Trixter> Blacklight gonna BlacklightComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<Adelias> I am so excited for this
<Adelias> That I tried to speak in capslock but missed the button |
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• [`BlacklightShining] is now known as Blackl_ImminentConnectionDrop.
← LightningCrash left IRC. (Connection closed)
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Luna sets mode +qo LightningCrash LightningCrash
• Blackl_ImminentConnectionDrop is now known as `BlacklightShining.
<~LightningCrash> I love how you had "ImminentConnectionDrop" as your status, and I dropped connection.Comment: #SeriousPony on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<brjannc> note: "crossing it out" is not a valid mathematical operation ;)
<Spudstabber> YES IT DAMN WELL IS
<yamar> it isComment: Just another mathematical discussion.
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<mau5ie> Time to go swing around my Blowjob. |
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<Tamber> It's my goddamn channel, I'll beat the horse however much I want.
* Sykformer runs over to it
* Sykformer whaps it
<Sykformer> HA i helped
<ultraviolet> ...If this is your channel, why aren't you any kind of high rank?
* ChanServ sets mode +q #geekfurs Tamber
<ultraviolet> ToucheComment: #geekfurs on FurNet
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<+Diamond> lol, been there, donr\e that, try dying for 3 mins
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Oh yeah?
<+Diamond> hint hint it happened yesterday
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Well try breaking a wing and being unable to fly for a /week!/
<%Prius> Um Blacklight
<%Prius> I think they're talking about real life lol
<~Semipresent_Darkness> … :|
<~Semipresent_Darkness> I don't talk about real life.
<%Prius> lol
<~Semipresent_Darkness> This is my real life.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Its container is just a nightmare.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> That I have to live through.
<+Diamond> im talkin real life
<~Semipresent_Darkness> :PP
<+Diamond> fuckin shit hurt too
<@TehWinged> Prius
<~Semipresent_Darkness> breaking a wing hurts
<@TehWinged> Let that be a warning?
<%Prius> Teh
<%Prius> mmmhm
< Alex_Drawing> Punch in the boob equals kick in the jewels
<%Prius> random!
<+Diamond> really?
<~Semipresent_Darkness> :PP
<+Diamond> well, i died, u just bleed
<~Semipresent_Darkness> And was unable to fly.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> For a /week./
< Alex_Drawing> Every month
< Alex_Drawing> With cramps
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Try doing /that./
<%Prius> you died?
<%Prius> how so?
<%Prius> Wait
<%Prius> so Alex IS a girl?
< Alex_Drawing> Which feels like getting constantly punched in the gut
< Alex_Drawing> Yes
<+Diamond> genetis deiseas was too mudh, thank god for defib unitsComment: It's funny because Blacklight's trying to say something and everypony's just ignoring him. | #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet
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-!- Fluttershi is now known as Hipsterluna
<~Semipresent_Darkness> !mask Hipsterluna
<&LunaBot> Hipsterluna is Hipsterluna!Fluttershi@Hipsterluna.is.my.waifuComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<~[BlacklightShining]> Gilda: and anypony can use caps|bols
<~[BlacklightShining]> bold *
<~[BlacklightShining]> we don't have S or c set
<~[BlacklightShining]> or C or T for that matter
<~[BlacklightShining]> …in fact, I think we only have n, t, and H
< Drunkgate> abd A!
< Drunkgate> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
< Drunkgate> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<~[BlacklightShining]> …eeyup…+AHnt 16:300
< Drunkgate> oh, I'll shut up now
<~[BlacklightShining]> … XD
<~LightningCrash> The replacement of an "n" with a "b." Classic drunk action.Comment: #SeriousPony on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<%Prius> ... that doesn't wuite answer my question lol
<~ObsidianBusy> XD
<&Fluttershi> hm?
<~ObsidianBusy> Because I'm a lion? >:3 Rawr?
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face ObsidianBusy.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
• Prius is now known as Shi.
<%Shi> Haha
<~ObsidianBusy> -.-
<%Shi> SHe's mine now!
<~ObsidianBusy> you guys failed at understanding the “OH SHI—” thing
<~ObsidianBusy> and you made it all suggestive
<~ObsidianBusy> and now I can't unhear >.<
<%Shi> yes I know
<%Shi> fun isn';t it?
<~ObsidianBusy> :|
<%Shi> >:3
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face Shi.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
<%Shi> Yayz ^^
<~ObsidianBusy> :/
<@TehWinged> LollComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<TheNoodle> You need to do this....
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> That'll do something. :D
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<TheNoodle> lolled
<yamar> there
<Luke> Why you kill my VPS :<
<adpaolucci> lol, guys leave Lukes bot alone, your going to cause such a load on the server
<TheNoodle> It's more the concurrent commands
<TheNoodle> Luke, implement thread management or at least limit things like .coin :P
<Luke> You froze all of my websites just then ;-;Comment: About the 4th time we broke the bot.
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< MrMooMoo> I'm scared
< SummerRain> I dunno. o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> o˙o
< [BlacklightShining]> …aww…
< SummerRain> o_o
< SummerRain> what
< [BlacklightShining]> …there's a /flip, but no /sideways :/
* Ridayah watches the craziness o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> and o.o backwards is o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> I can't have any fun with it :(
< SummerRain> I can!
< [BlacklightShining]> …on the other hoof, :( backwards is (:
< SummerRain> with.. deh arrowz..
< SummerRain> v-v
< SummerRain> <_<
< SummerRain> >_>
< SummerRain> ^_^
< kilodelta> O_o
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 shoots SummerRain in the knee
< SummerRain> OW!
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 with an arrow
* SummerRain mutters something nasty..
< SummerRain> dang you, Blackie!
< [BlacklightShining]> … >.>
< [BlacklightShining]> <.< …
-!- Skyrim_Pony_1633 [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #twitterbronies
< SummerRain> Oh dear GOD
< Ridayah> ... oh what in the world
* SummerRain shoots Skyrim_Pony_1633 in the knee before he would anypony else..
< kilodelta> ...well, that was unexpected...
< Skyrim_Pony_1633> …I used to be on #twitterbronies…
< Ridayah> My Little Ponyyyy I used to wonder what friendship could be
-!- Skyrim_Pony_1633 [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has left #twitterbronies ["…and then I took an arrow to the knee."]
< Ridayah> My little Ponyyy until I took an arrow to the knee
< SummerRain> but then you to-dang.
< [BlacklightShining]> :/
< Ridayah> XD
< [BlacklightShining]> … XDComment: #twitterbronies on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<~Dark_Horse> just don't try to take any of my nicks :P
<~Dark_Horse> no /nick BlacklightShining
<~Dark_Horse> :P
• @Fluttershi is curious
<~Dark_Horse> O.o
<~Dark_Horse> wanna try it? :P
<@Fluttershi> i think i’ll try from a dif instance
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<@Fluttershi> i think i know what’ll happen though
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<+Kembe> lol
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← BlacklightShining left IRC. [BlacklightShining!Fluttershi@Pony-0e0n96.toldoh.ameritech.net] (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dark_Horse!Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria)))
<~Dark_Horse> :3
<Tavia> nice
<@Fluttershi> ghosted
<~Dark_Horse> And that is why you don't take any of my nicks >:3
<~Dark_Horse> because I know how to use Services, beeyatch
<+Kembe> Unfortunately, my real name is still *shudders* Colton...
<jenni> lol
<~Dark_Horse> lol, KembeComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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