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#307631* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<brjannc> note: "crossing it out" is not a valid mathematical operation ;)
<Spudstabber> YES IT DAMN WELL IS
<yamar> it isComment: Just another mathematical discussion.
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#307630* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
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#307629* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Tamber> It's my goddamn channel, I'll beat the horse however much I want.
* Sykformer runs over to it
* Sykformer whaps it
<Sykformer> HA i helped
<ultraviolet> ...If this is your channel, why aren't you any kind of high rank?
* ChanServ sets mode +q #geekfurs Tamber
<ultraviolet> ToucheComment: #geekfurs on FurNet
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#307628* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+Diamond> lol, been there, donr\e that, try dying for 3 mins
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Oh yeah?
<+Diamond> hint hint it happened yesterday
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Well try breaking a wing and being unable to fly for a /week!/
<%Prius> Um Blacklight
<%Prius> I think they're talking about real life lol
<~Semipresent_Darkness> … :|
<~Semipresent_Darkness> I don't talk about real life.
<%Prius> lol
<~Semipresent_Darkness> This is my real life.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Its container is just a nightmare.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> That I have to live through.
<+Diamond> im talkin real life
<~Semipresent_Darkness> :PP
<+Diamond> fuckin shit hurt too
<@TehWinged> Prius
<~Semipresent_Darkness> breaking a wing hurts
<@TehWinged> Let that be a warning?
<%Prius> Teh
<%Prius> mmmhm
< Alex_Drawing> Punch in the boob equals kick in the jewels
<%Prius> random!
<+Diamond> really?
<~Semipresent_Darkness> :PP
<+Diamond> well, i died, u just bleed
<~Semipresent_Darkness> And was unable to fly.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> For a /week./
< Alex_Drawing> Every month
< Alex_Drawing> With cramps
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Try doing /that./
<%Prius> you died?
<%Prius> how so?
<%Prius> Wait
<%Prius> so Alex IS a girl?
< Alex_Drawing> Which feels like getting constantly punched in the gut
< Alex_Drawing> Yes
<+Diamond> genetis deiseas was too mudh, thank god for defib unitsComment: It's funny because Blacklight's trying to say something and everypony's just ignoring him. | #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet
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#307627* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
-!- Fluttershi is now known as Hipsterluna
<~Semipresent_Darkness> !mask Hipsterluna
<&LunaBot> Hipsterluna is Hipsterluna!Fluttershi@Hipsterluna.is.my.waifuComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307626* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~[BlacklightShining]> Gilda: and anypony can use caps|bols
<~[BlacklightShining]> bold *
<~[BlacklightShining]> we don't have S or c set
<~[BlacklightShining]> or C or T for that matter
<~[BlacklightShining]> …in fact, I think we only have n, t, and H
< Drunkgate> abd A!
< Drunkgate> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
< Drunkgate> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<~[BlacklightShining]> …eeyup…+AHnt 16:300
< Drunkgate> oh, I'll shut up now
<~[BlacklightShining]> … XD
<~LightningCrash> The replacement of an "n" with a "b." Classic drunk action.Comment: #SeriousPony on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307625* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<%Prius> ... that doesn't wuite answer my question lol
<~ObsidianBusy> XD
<&Fluttershi> hm?
<~ObsidianBusy> Because I'm a lion? >:3 Rawr?
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face ObsidianBusy.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
• Prius is now known as Shi.
<%Shi> Haha
<~ObsidianBusy> -.-
<%Shi> SHe's mine now!
<~ObsidianBusy> you guys failed at understanding the “OH SHI—” thing
<~ObsidianBusy> and you made it all suggestive
<~ObsidianBusy> and now I can't unhear >.<
<%Shi> yes I know
<%Shi> fun isn';t it?
<~ObsidianBusy> :|
<%Shi> >:3
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face Shi.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
<%Shi> Yayz ^^
<~ObsidianBusy> :/
<@TehWinged> LollComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307622* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<TheNoodle> You need to do this....
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> That'll do something. :D
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<TheNoodle> lolled
<yamar> there
<Luke> Why you kill my VPS :<
<adpaolucci> lol, guys leave Lukes bot alone, your going to cause such a load on the server
<TheNoodle> It's more the concurrent commands
<TheNoodle> Luke, implement thread management or at least limit things like .coin :P
<Luke> You froze all of my websites just then ;-;Comment: About the 4th time we broke the bot.
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#307621* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< MrMooMoo> I'm scared
< SummerRain> I dunno. o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> o˙o
< [BlacklightShining]> …aww…
< SummerRain> o_o
< SummerRain> what
< [BlacklightShining]> …there's a /flip, but no /sideways :/
* Ridayah watches the craziness o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> and o.o backwards is o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> I can't have any fun with it :(
< SummerRain> I can!
< [BlacklightShining]> …on the other hoof, :( backwards is (:
< SummerRain> with.. deh arrowz..
< SummerRain> v-v
< SummerRain> <_<
< SummerRain> >_>
< SummerRain> ^_^
< kilodelta> O_o
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 shoots SummerRain in the knee
< SummerRain> OW!
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 with an arrow
* SummerRain mutters something nasty..
< SummerRain> dang you, Blackie!
< [BlacklightShining]> … >.>
< [BlacklightShining]> <.< …
-!- Skyrim_Pony_1633 [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #twitterbronies
< SummerRain> Oh dear GOD
< Ridayah> ... oh what in the world
* SummerRain shoots Skyrim_Pony_1633 in the knee before he would anypony else..
< kilodelta> ...well, that was unexpected...
< Skyrim_Pony_1633> …I used to be on #twitterbronies…
< Ridayah> My Little Ponyyyy I used to wonder what friendship could be
-!- Skyrim_Pony_1633 [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has left #twitterbronies ["…and then I took an arrow to the knee."]
< Ridayah> My little Ponyyy until I took an arrow to the knee
< SummerRain> but then you to-dang.
< [BlacklightShining]> :/
< Ridayah> XD
< [BlacklightShining]> … XDComment: #twitterbronies on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307620* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~Dark_Horse> just don't try to take any of my nicks :P
<~Dark_Horse> no /nick BlacklightShining
<~Dark_Horse> :P
• @Fluttershi is curious
<~Dark_Horse> O.o
<~Dark_Horse> wanna try it? :P
<@Fluttershi> i think i’ll try from a dif instance
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<@Fluttershi> i think i know what’ll happen though
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<+Kembe> lol
→ BlacklightShining joined the channel. [BlacklightShining!Fluttershi@Pony-0e0n96.toldoh.ameritech.net]
← BlacklightShining left IRC. [BlacklightShining!Fluttershi@Pony-0e0n96.toldoh.ameritech.net] (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dark_Horse!Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria)))
<~Dark_Horse> :3
<Tavia> nice
<@Fluttershi> ghosted
<~Dark_Horse> And that is why you don't take any of my nicks >:3
<~Dark_Horse> because I know how to use Services, beeyatch
<+Kembe> Unfortunately, my real name is still *shudders* Colton...
<jenni> lol
<~Dark_Horse> lol, KembeComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307619* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~Dark_Horse> everypony here who has a mod status also has a vhost
<~Dark_Horse> the only four who don't are Kembe, jenni, MichaelXX2, and Tavia
<@Fluttershi> oh? interesting
<~Dark_Horse> /hostserv request [vhost]
<jenni> wut?
• ~Dark_Horse shrugs
<jenni> how
<jenni> wut?
<+Kembe> why?
<~Dark_Horse> …huh?
<+Kembe> lol
<+Kembe> that was amazing
<+Kembe> mass confusion
<Tavia> der
<Tavia> p
<~Dark_Horse> wait, what?Comment: Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307618* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Chancellor_Puddinghead> You know, seppuku is feudal Japan's version of one guy saying, "lol n00b u suk. kill urself" and the other dude saying "lol k" |
#307617* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Hajuu> theres 6.8 billion people
<+CoJaBo> 7 billion now
<+Cradam> i remember when it was 6.5
< Layke> I remember when it was 2.
< Hajuu> No you don't.
< Layke> (Adam and Eve)
< Layke> people not billion :)
<+CoJaBo> How can there be 6.5 people in the world? :P
* Hajuu slices up CoJaBo
-!- CoJaBo is now known as CoJ
* CoJ is half
<+CoJ> Gah, its taken
-!- CoJ is now known as CoJaBo
* CoJaBo doesn't want to get molested by nickserv, see
<+Cradam> Cra :Nickname is already in use. WHA!!!?
<+Cradam> no fair
-!- Hajuu is now known as Ha
< Ha> suck it nerds
<+CoJaBo> "Ha is now known as Guest4327854"
-!- Cradam is now known as sin
<+sin> suck it!
-!- Ha is now known CoJaBo_
< CoJaBo_> Hi guise
< CoJaBo_> I hate evre1ololoo9ololol9ol
<+sin> CoJaBo_: dont do that!
-!- CoJaBo_ [~hajuu@unaffiliated/hajuu] has quit [Disconnected by services]
<+sin> CoJaBo: HA!
-!- sin is now known as Cradam
<+CoJaBo> epic.
-!- Hajuu [~hajuu@r180-216-68-40.cpe.vividwireless.net.au] has joined #web
<+CoJaBo> XD
<+Cradam> Hajuu: you asked for that
<+Killswitch> What the fuck are you faggots doing?Comment: Freenode #web
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#307616* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
ajc: something messed up in billing center?
gws: no, billingcenter is sending lovely, wonderful, refulgent XML
gws: ...none of those adjectives belong in the same sentence as 'XML'
ajc: <comment>
<subject>roflz</subject>
<text>You mean this isn't clear?</text>
</comment>
gws: <?xml version="1.0" ?>
<commentreply> fu </commentreply> |
#307615* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
6lzFOf just some random thoughtsComment: USA
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<Mandy> so i got you presents
<Mandy> made you a prime rib and lots of fixins
<J> nice
<Mandy> i think
<Mandy> the best finish the evning is
<Mandy> after you eat you get a BLOWGUN
<Mandy> oh
<J> really?
<Mandy> blowJOB
<Mandy> lol not a blow gun! lol blow job
<J> oh
<J> a blow gun sounds pretty cool too
<J> used to make those as a kid
<J> actually can I have the blow gun instead>
<Mandy> :( |
#307613* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<MiX-MaN> damn bash.. come one
<MiX-MaN> i havent been on here in like a year
<MiX-MaN> and its only 3 pages of new comments
<John> qdb.us
<John> hate me now
<MiX-MaN> meh
<MiX-MaN> qdb has too many unfunny ones
<MiX-MaN> unless its changed
<John> qdb only has funny ones
<MiX-MaN> （╯°□°）╯︵ sn˙qpbComment: Coffeenet
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#307611* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@pan> Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
<@pan> Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
<@pan> Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants
<@pan> Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
<@pan> :(
<@pan> Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.
<@pan> :) |
#307610* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[Context: spelling stuff with channel modes]
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh, and there was this one…
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +CAT
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -CoAT Fluttershi
<%Prius> lol
<~[BlacklightShining]> (ignore the +CAT)
<~[BlacklightShining]> (that's just so we have those so I can do the second one)
<~[BlacklightShining]> (I guess I could've done them in a random order, but I didn't think of it :P )
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +ATC
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -CoAT [BlacklightShining]
<&Fluttershi> ...and now i'm a cold, sad, pathetic pegasus, thanks, Blacklight, /real/ helpful...
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TACo Fluttershi
<~[BlacklightShining]> …that was a total coincidence
<~[BlacklightShining]> I didn't even…uhh…
<~[BlacklightShining]> …well, at least you have a taco now?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -ATC
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -o Fluttershi
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +CoAT Fluttershi
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -ATC
<&Fluttershi> ...and /now/ you want my taco?! get the hell awat from me, you perv!
<~[BlacklightShining]> there, how's that?
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:49:55] [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TACo Fluttershi
<~[BlacklightShining]> that's a /+/TACo Fluttershi :P
<~[BlacklightShining]> also I gave you your coat back :P
• Tavia likes Fluttershi's thinking
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<Tavia> Where did she go
<Tavia> ?
<&Fluttershi> hm?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@is.on.again
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@is.on.again
<%Prius> Hey blacklight?
<~[BlacklightShining]> Prius: okay, I'll stop it :P
<%Prius> What does a broken pipe mean?
<%Emmis> LOO
<%Emmis> LOL *
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh :P
<Cakeness> (XD)
<~[BlacklightShining]> also, there's still a cat running around in here >.>
<~[BlacklightShining]> nopony bothered to turn it off <.<
<%Prius> lol
<Tavia> A cat?
<&Fluttershi> you also want my pussy?! wth, BLacklight!
<%Prius> SO
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<Tavia> xD
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@broughttoyouby.Fluttershi
<Cakeness> Alphonse does.
<%Prius> I assume Berry_Frost's phone like died or something lol
<Tavia> Probably
<%Prius> what does that mean?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@broughttoyouby.Fluttershi
<%Prius> no RP for like, five hours...\
<%Prius> -.-
<~[BlacklightShining]> -.-
<%Prius> I'M SO BORED!
<Tavia> ^
<Tavia> #Uno?
<~[BlacklightShining]> play around with the modes then :P
<Tavia> o play around with modes
<~[BlacklightShining]> …DON'T MAKE THAT DIRTY >.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<~[BlacklightShining]> DAMNIT PONIES
<Tavia> :3
<~[BlacklightShining]> +guT-T+eRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
<Tavia> ^^
<Tavia> Wait...
<Cakeness> What's gutter?
<Tavia> ><
<&Fluttershi> and i'm moping angrily, pissing off Cakeness being insufferably inaccessable...
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh fail
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
<~[BlacklightShining]> there :P
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
• Tavia 6_9
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:30] <~[BlacklightShining]> also, there's still a cat running around in here >.>
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:46] <~[BlacklightShining]> nopony bothered to turn it off <.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:56] <&Fluttershi> you also want my pussy?! wth, BLacklight!
<~[BlacklightShining]> that
<~[BlacklightShining]> is guttermind
<&Fluttershi> leave my pussy taco alone already!
<Tavia> e.e
<~[BlacklightShining]> >.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> Fluttershi, cut it out :(
• Tavia eat's Fluttershy's Taco Pussy
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<%Emmis> ...
<%Emmis> That is... Strongly arousing
• %Emmis suddenly has a sombrero
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TAI-A is!being@pervy
<&Fluttershi> `o.o
<~[BlacklightShining]> missed the v -.-
<Tavia> :3Comment: inb4 spelling stff with channel modes is part of Blacklight's-gonna-Blacklight | #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307609* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<brjannc> wow, we went from the six-million-dollar man to adam west Batman to the Beatles. |
#307607* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<n0b0dy> if zombies ever raid that place, they'd starve looking for brains!Comment: #Asylum Channel on Winchat
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<+CoJaBo> Walk softly and carry a BFG. |
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<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been |
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-!- Crazytales is now known as USA
< USA> -setbday 07/04/1776
<%Cat> You're 236 years old, USA? I find that hard to believe. |
#307603* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* Godwinson headshots Rage-Tessi with a varmint rifle.
* Rage-Tessi is dead
<Godwinson> c'est la vie.
<Celti> c'est la mort, non? |
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