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<%Hyosung> I like to friends with miserable people to feel myself better |
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* presidente <3's mercurial source manager
* bug <3's vagina
<presidente> what's vagina? haven't heard of that language before.Comment: #Laks
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<andlabs> so there is a computer scientist whose name is Michael Jackson
<andlabs> ...multiple
<Guess_Who> not just a computer scientist, a black hat hacker
<Guess_Who> no one's been able to catch him
<Guess_Who> and every webpage he defaces is replaced with a short message
<Guess_Who> "you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal"Comment: #retro on irc.badnik.net
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<Kung_Fu_man> So an important lesson has been learned today.
<Kung_Fu_man> Don't inform your best man that another friend of yours finds her to be fuckable in jest on facebook. |
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< jtreminio> can this framework cook me breakfast
< Gent> jtreminio: yes
< jtreminio> I'm a fan
< jtreminio> does more than my wife and it's only betaComment: ##php @ freenode
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<Sohcahtoa> Bashing hipsters is too mainstream.
<Sohcahtoa> I only do it to be ironic. |
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<milk> my neighbors are so hilariously black
<milk> they have a car parked in the middle of their yard with all the doors open and they're using it as a boombox |
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<BlackSun> fly on the screen. Mouse doesn't move it |
#307774* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
In a discussion about Magicka
< Preve> and I wasn't trying to shoot you. I did mistake medley for an enemy for like the first twenty seconds of the last map too. ... >.>
< Medley> I was a
< Medley> GIANT
< Medley> PINK
< Medley> SPACE MARINE |
#307773* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Cosmo> doesn't support PPC
<Black_Prince> i686 ftw :P
<AdmiralA> I see your i686 and I raise it by x86_64
**AdmiralA plays CPU poker
<Cosmo> I see your x86_64 and I raise you UltraSPARC
<Black_Prince> I see your UltraSPARC and I raise you Atheros MIPS
**AdmiralA drops a full hand of zeroes
<AdmiralA> Royal CPU Flush.
**AdmiralA scoops the cache |
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<gianna> I have the weirdest dreams
<gianna> when I wake up I only remember bits and pieces. from last night I remember that I was an MP and i was sitting next to two male MPs who started making out and I told them to stop that. and then i was in prison and they were going to torture me by bringing in very smelly nuns |
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<+eaudenils> i never had it
<@edditoran> ;.i know where the stugg leads
<@edditoran> and i dont like it
<+eaudenils> last time i was in *bucks someone offered to treat me to a cup and i declined
<+eaudenils> stuff eddi?
<@edditoran> im gonna ignore youre works
<+eaudenils> words?
<+eaudenils> r u drunk now
<@edditoran> cya later
<+tumble> well that didnt take long |
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(( some RPG channel, guy is trying to bribe the bartender ))
* Lucian`^ hands him a twenty.
<Lucian`^> oh wait. this is canadia
<Lucian`^> they have 20s right?
<Katarzyna> Lucian`^- canadia only has 23-dollar bills. It's the exchange rate. |
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<Dante> and a genius kuri is a semitone, sexy e minor.
<kuri> OMG this bot is a MENACE
<Snuggletummy> How
<Snuggletummy> ?*
<Snuggletummy> It called you a sexy e minor.
<Dante> dante wants a semitone, sexy e minor.
<kuri> he called me a semitone
<kuri> i am NOT a semitoneComment: mountai.net. No douchetwats.
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<Zphr> but what about me
<Zphr> who wants to hang out with me?
<Zphr> nobody, that's who!
<Zphr> Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal~
<Tibris_> Zphr: Linkin Park? Seriously?
<Tibris_> Real emo kids listen to that one Papa Raoch song.
<Tibris_> *Roach
<Tibris_> You know. That one that's all CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACHES, THIS IS MY LAST FRUIT TART
<Muddle> Papa Boner
<YuriFox> i thought hardcore faggots listened to afi
<YuriFox> or something
<Tibris> Or Paramore. :B
<Zphr> SUFFOCATION
<Zphr> NO BREATHING
<Zphr> etc etc
<Tibris> DECORATION
<Tibris> DE-SEEDING
<Tibris> DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MYSELF PEELING
<Zphr> ya
<Zphr> THIS IS MY BEACH RESORT
<Tibris> :D!
<Tibris> SUNBATHING, SEA-SWIMMING
<Tibris> DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I TAN UNEVEN |
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<@Firez_Fallen> Wow.
<@Firez_Fallen> Colton how could you not remember?! XD
<Bonsatsu> <--- is idiot remember?
<~[BlacklightShining]> XD ^
<~[BlacklightShining]> Bonsatsu: what if we have the nickstamps on the right? :3
<~[BlacklightShining]> <--- is idiot remember? <Bonsatsu> [23:32:18]
<@Firez_Fallen> You promised no self doubt, remember?
<Bonsatsu> lol
<Bonsatsu> well it's not self doubt
[Conversation moves on…]
<~[BlacklightShining]> …hay, wait!
<@Firez_Fallen> Hay! Listen!
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> BONSATSU!
<Bonsatsu> hai :3
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS! >:P
<Bonsatsu> the head of the red dragon?
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> THOU HAST TRICKERYIED ME INTO POSTING YONDER LINE!:
<~[BlacklightShining]> [23:33:12] <~[BlacklightShining]> <--- is idiot remember? <Bonsatsu> [23:32:18]
<Bonsatsu> LOL
<Bonsatsu> that's amazing
<@Firez_Fallen> XD
<Bonsatsu> I didn't even see that at first XD
<@Firez_Fallen> Just like when we tricked Connor to come out of the closet in amnesia.
<@Firez_Fallen> Good times.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<Rose> pizza brb
<Rose> So guys.
<Rose> It was Church Guy again.
<Rose> And we're going to hang out at Steak n Shake sometime in the near future.
<Rose> What the fuck just happened. |
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<@cougem> at 4am this morning i got a call from another hospital saying they were sending in a patient with a hole in their aorta
<@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off' |
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Lavos: Back.
Lavos: For now at least.
Lavos: Fucking washer takes forever to fill.
Shiragiku: Welcome back
Lavos: With water, I mean.
Shiragiku: -u- So lazy
Lavos: Lol.
Lavos: Why am I lazy? Because I'm not cleaning my clothes with a tub and washboard?
Lavos: If that's the case, then you misspelled "civilized." |
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<+thewickerman> we got snowed and iced hard enough for the governor to issue a damn state of emergency
<+thewickerman> in case the coast guard needed to come in and stop people from driving on 5 inches of ice
<+thewickerman> and tell people that it isn't worth driving to the mcdonalds
<+thewickerman> and to stop crashing into my fuckin utility poleComment: commentary on the weather in washington state
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<+TireaAean> I wonder what would happen IF by some chance there was a measurement reformation over here.
<+Unknown> I think we'd adjust pretty easily :P
<+TireaAean> really?
<+Unknown> Yeah.
<+TireaAean> then WHY won't we do it? O___O
<+HumanNoMore> "imperial guv'mnt tryin' ta' take away ma inches" *grabs shotgun*
<+Unknown> ^ |
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<Black_Prince> I haven't left house for 7 days now!
<Black_Prince> :D
<AdmiralA> oh great, people are bragging about not going outside like it's uptime now
<AdmiralA> $ indoors
<AdmiralA> 21:40 not seen light in 2 days, 6:39, 3 meals, kcal averages: 0.23 0.13 0.09 |
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<SiberGeek> Pinako, teach me the ways of the internets.
<cumdumpster> the internet is a puddle
* smuckerz looks at cumdumpster
* Moon_Doggy splashes in the puddle
<cumdumpster> you can look into the puddle
<cumdumpster> and understand the puddle as a whole
<cumdumpster> but you can never pick up the puddle as a whole
<cumdumpster> only bits a pieces
<cumdumpster> you slip your hands in
<cumdumpster> and pull some of the puddle out
<cumdumpster> but most of it runs between the cracks of ur fingers
<cumdumpster> and then you drink it
<cumdumpster> and get diareha
<cumdumpster> and shit for three days solid
<cumdumpster> and then come back for more
<Moon_Doggy> thats deep yo
<cumdumpster> so is the puddle
<cumdumpster> you never know its true depth
<cumdumpster> as soon as you think you hit bottom it goes deeper
<Pinako> so, the internet is a cumdumpster.
<cumdumpster> EXACTLY
<Pinako> hi there, folks.
<cumdumpster> a cumdumpster that gives you taco shits |
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<ZzBomb> DAMMIT
<ZzBomb> Moon_Doggy: Every time I see your name now I think of firefighters!
<Moon_Doggy> hehehehe
<ZzBomb> All your fault. >.>
<ZzBomb> I'm craving them now.
<Moon_Doggy> well start a fire
<Moon_Doggy> they will come
<ZzBomb> ...
<GameOver> =^_^=
<ZzBomb> Dont tempt me.
<Moon_Doggy> with they're big hoses
<ZzBomb> grr.
<Moon_Doggy> and waving them about
<ZzBomb> You can stop there.
<ZzBomb> >.>
<GameOver> <.<
<ZzBomb> Just go away and stop making me imagine firemen
<Moon_Doggy> cant
<Moon_Doggy> i'm bored and your giving me something to do |
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<&Mango> mjnkashnj
<&Mango> man, it's tricky to type with oven mitts on
<Tamber> Indeed.
<evolvedstarfish> Yup. |
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